The Winner of TiBB Eurovision 2014 is Niamh!

[Glenn.]

The votes from Moldova

12pts: Germany
10pts: Ireland
8pts: Finland

7pts: Luxembourg
6pts: Netherlands
5pts: Russia
4pts: Spain
3pts: Poland
2pts: Kosovo
1pt: Azerbaijan

[Shaun]

Niamh, treat yourself to the little microphone forum icon :love: you deserve it.

Thank you everyone for another stellar year of songwriting and daftness, it's been a blast. I'm chuffed with finishing as well as I did. We'll be back next year in Sligo, where half of TiBB's members already live. Result. Good night, and god bless Eurovision. X

[Jake.]

Thanks Glenn!

[Niamh.]

awww thanks guys and thanks Shaun for hosting, amazing work as usual :lovedup:

[Tom4784]

12pts: Netherlands - Conzors. - "When I'm High" by Conzors
10pts: Ireland - Niamh. - "Potato" by Beyjasus Knowles
8pts: Estonia - Z - "Dude" by Little Mikes
7pts: Luxembourg - Shaun - "British Place" by Nigi Faraj
6pts: Moldova - Glenn - "Ride on my Penis" by Mr. Penisul
5pts: Israel - Livia - "Livia's Army" by New Yids on the Block
4pts: Germany - Jake. - "Zeeplause" by Lady Greg-Greg
3pts: Finland - GypsyGoth - "Necrophiliac" by Ravenheart
2pts: Poland - Jay. - "I Wrote This in 10 Minutes" by Jaty Perry
1pt: Kosovo - Katherine. - "Zaviour of the World" by Zeemaniacs

[Drew.]

My votes in a random order.

Austria - Jarrod
Finland - GypsyGoth
Ireland - Niamh.
Germany - Jake.
Kosovo - Katherine.
Luxembourg - Shaun
Israel - Livia
Netherlands - Conzors.
Liechtenstein - Benjamin
Estonia - Z

[smudgie]

Fantastic entries from all, well done everyone.

Congratulations Niamh....:dazzler:


Looking forward to the next one:dance:

[Livia]

Thank you Shaun, my favourite TiBB event. Great fun xx

[Niamh.]

Irelands Votes :

12pts: Germany (Jake)
10pts: Luxembourg (Shaun)
8pts: Finland (GypsyGoth)
7pts: Netherlands (Conzors)
6pts: Estonia (Z)
5pts: Israel (Livia)
4pts: United Kingdom (JackF)
3pts: Russia (Dezzy)
2pts: Austria (Jarod)
1pt: Spain (Drew

[Jake.]

Hate the fact that the next one is a year away :(

[Natalie.]

Well done Niamh, I really loved yours!

[Jarrod]

Can we make this into a monthly thing? :laugh:

[Drew.]

Time to reduce it from a year to every 6 months.

[Shaun]

I may be tempted to do that, Drew... I can't bring myself to sing every month

[Tom4784]

Time to reduce it from a year to every 6 months.

I'd support this.

[Tom4784]

I may be tempted to do that, Drew... I can't bring myself to sing every month

Do it slut.

[Livia]

I'd support this.

Me too.

[Z]

Me too. I genuinely love this more than anything else on the forum :laugh:

[Jake.]

Yess have the next one for the Christmas season :dazzler:

[Jarrod]

A Christmas Special! :amazed:

[Drew.]

Christmas themes >

[Glenn.]

Christmas Eurovision :flutter:

[Livia]

A Christmas Special! :amazed:

All I Want For Christmas Is Jews...

Done.

[jackc1806]

Let's not clash with the returning TiBB's Christmas Countdown... :laugh:

Sounds good though :p

[Tom4784]

I think for the next contest I shall return to my beloved Bosnia & Herzegovina.

[Kazanne]

Well done Niamh.
http://i588.photobucket.com/albums/ss323/Euler5853/HC_Well-Done-Vanessa.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Euler5853/media/HC_Well-Done-Vanessa.gif.html)

[Jake.]

All I Want For Christmas Is Jews...

Done.

'Jesus Christ won't make me happy
With bacon on Christmas Day'

:dazzler:

[Jarrod]

I'm already planning my next entry.

[Livia]

'Jesus Christ won't make me happy
With bacon on Christmas Day'

:dazzler:

Controversial... but I'm feelin' it.

[Glenn.]

Can we go ahead with Christmas please Shaun :flutter:

[Benjamin]

Well done Niamh and everybody else, was a great effot from all :love:

http://png-2.findicons.com/files/icons/282/flags/32/liechtenstein.png Liechtenstein's Votes



Ireland - 12pts
Azerbaijan - 10pts
Netherlands - 8pts
Spain - 7pts
Finland - 6pts
Germany - 5pts
Kosovo - 4pts
Luxembourg - 3pts
Moldova - 2pts
Austria - 1pt

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/LqhjQlS.png

[Z]

Cool :D

[Pete.]

Very very well done Niamh much deserved

My top three were:
1) Niamh
2) Jake
3) JackC

The results were very much how I expected them to be (however Tom is far too low down)

[Shaun]

but there's already been a TiBB Eurovision 2014 :think:

[Pete.]

but there's already been a TiBB Eurovision 2014 :think:
Wtf

[jackc1806]

but there's already been a TiBB Eurovision 2014 :think:

CBB manage to break that rule

[Livia]

but there's already been a TiBB Eurovision 2014 :think:

TiBB Eurovision 2014.2

[jackc1806]

Thanks Ben and Pete :love:

[Benjamin]

TiBB Eurovision 2014: Christmas Special

[Vicky.]

12pts (favourite): #9 Ireland.
10pts: #14 Luxembourg
8pts: #17 Netherlands
7pts: #12 finland
6pts: #8 russia
5pts: #3 Israel
4pts: #4 kosovo
3pts: #7 germany
2pts: #13 Azerbajin
1pt: #1 Moldova

:)

[Drew.]

Time for us to create a special edition and take this to America then.

[Shaun]

or just call it Christmasvision and give it a new award... but if I do it every six months it'd take place mid-November so that wouldn't be terribly christmassy... hmm...

[Glenn.]

:think:

[Shaun]

meh I could just do it in December I suppose :laugh: Christmasvision it is, then

[Jay.]

yayyyyyyy!! ;D

[Jack.]

12-Austria
10-Moldova
8-Israel

7-Germany
6-Estonia
5-Netherlands
4-Liechtenstein
3-Finland
2-Sweden
1-Russia

[AnnieK]

Well done everyone. I missed the last night but just caught up......some brilliant entries :love:

[Cherie]

Well done Niamh :umm2: i seem to have some random potatoes in my living room could you collect ta

[Livia]

meh I could just do it in December I suppose :laugh: Christmasvision it is, then

Great news Shaun, thanks x

12-Austria
10-Moldova
8-Israel

7-Germany
6-Estonia
5-Netherlands
4-Liechtenstein
3-Finland
2-Sweden
1-Russia

Wow... thank you Jack x

[Kazanne]

Can't we have a Christmas Carol one,or something along those lines?

[Jessica.]

Can't we have a Christmas Carol one,or something along those lines?

That sounds terrible, it should be the same as always.

[Glenn.]

Christmasvision :love:

[Cherie]

That sounds terrible, it should be the same as always.

:joker: always so positive

[Kazanne]

That sounds terrible, it should be the same as always.

Go snipe at someone else.

[Shaun]

yeah I think it's best to keep it just a normal edition of the contest, but people are free to submit Christmas songs if they want :spin2: just because otherwise it might be too restrictive

[Headie]

My scores were:
12 - austria
10 - estonia
8 - lichtenstein
7 - luxembourg
6 - germany
5 - azerbaijan
4 - ireland
3 - spain
2 - israel
1 - united kingdom

[Jack.]

My scores were:
12 - austria
10 - estonia
8 - lichtenstein
7 - luxembourg
6 - germany
5 - azerbaijan
4 - ireland
3 - spain
2 - israel
1 - united kingdom

Hayden :hug: thanks for the point :)

[Glenn.]

Thank you to everyone who voted for Moldova. Mr Penisul will be back with a Christmas spectacular.

#buyRideonmyPenisoniTunes

[Cherie]

My votes 12 points to

17

and then

9
13
16
18
10
8
14
12
5

sorry was in a rush didnt have time to put the countries but you will know who you are.

_____________

[Tom4784]

http://media.tumblr.com/a7fb96ef04ce7637bb39919a6786f201/tumblr_inline_ml8ay787vK1qzxiar.gif

I'm determined to win next time, I'm coming for all your weaves.

[Ryan57]

Just been reading through. Well done all. Congratulations on winning, Niamh.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lixybqI3xV1qara7no1_500.gif

Loved Conzors video as well. :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

Congratz Niamh :worship:

And thank you everyone who voted for having sex with dead people :laugh: :love:

Also thanks for running this Shaun :lovedup:

[Shaun]

Here're some cheeky stats...

The Netherlands, Ireland, Luxembourg and Germany were the only four entries to be leading the points total at any time... and they finished as the top four :pipe:

25 people voted altogether, including 5 judges...

Most "douze points" (top scores, including the judges' 18pts)
Ireland - 6 (plus 3 judges)
Netherlands - 5 (plus 2 judges)
Austria, Finland, Germany - 2
Azerbaijan, Kosovo, Luxembourg - 1

Most 'nul points' (out of 25 votes, these people finished 11th or worse in each one)
Sweden & Denmark - 21
United Kingdom - 18
Poland - 16
Austria & Azerbaijan - 14
Liechtenstein - 13
Kosovo & Moldova - 12
Spain - 11
Israel - 10
Russia - 9
Germany & Estonia - 7
Finland - 6
Ireland - 4
Netherlands - 2
Luxembourg - 1 :dazzler:

[Ryan57]

Excellent hosting also I meant to add.

[Jake.]

#buyDoWhatUWant(WithMyForehead)onitunes

[Ramsay]

Niamh well done reppin' Ireland!! :worship:
Thought Kate would finished higher D:
Thanks for anyone that voted for me. anything over 0pt was a victory for me :laugh:
here's my votes liiiiike :

12pts: Netherlands - Conzors

10pts: Kosovo - Katherine

8pts: Russia - Dezzy

7pts: Ireland - Niamh.

6pts: Luxembourg - Shaun

5pts: Moldova - Glenn

4pts: Austria - Jarrod

3pts: Spain - Drew

2pts: Estonia - Z

1pt: - Liechtenstein - Benjamin

0pt - Germany - Jake

Also loving that Shligo reference Shaun :lovedup:

[Jake.]

I'm looking but I can't seem to find my name on Karl's list

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar11566_73.gif

Must be some kind of mix-up

[Ramsay]

Oh yes you were that 0pt sorry i'll edit it in http://image.xyface.com/thumbnail/120x168/d/artist-derek-gibbons/derek-gibbons-33575.jpg

[Shaun]

:joker:

[Jake.]

You're a twat bag

http://image.xyface.com/thumbnail/120x168/d/artist-derek-gibbons/derek-gibbons-33575.jpg

[Benjamin]

Oh yes you were that 0pt sorry i'll edit it in http://image.xyface.com/thumbnail/120x168/d/artist-derek-gibbons/derek-gibbons-33575.jpg

:joker:

[Z]

Oh yes you were that 0pt sorry i'll edit it in http://image.xyface.com/thumbnail/120x168/d/artist-derek-gibbons/derek-gibbons-33575.jpg

:laugh3:

[Drew.]

Oh yes you were that 0pt sorry i'll edit it in http://image.xyface.com/thumbnail/120x168/d/artist-derek-gibbons/derek-gibbons-33575.jpg

:joker:

[Tom4784]

9 people dared not to vote for Russia?

https://31.media.tumblr.com/d62b77aaa3b7eed918cfb04886c0d58b/tumblr_n0y8bh4gkn1ryfrfko1_500.gif

[Black Dagger]

Karl :joker:

[Conzors]

I have just gotten home from work so a proper response is needed from me!

It was soo much fun filming it i had a great time and to come third is amazing, behind two great performances aswell.

everyone did great and heres to next year eh?

well done niamh
xxxxx

[Glenn.]

Here's to Christmas Conor :amazed:

[Conzors]

Here's to Christmas Conor :amazed:

haha yeah i just read that!
heres to christmas!

[Ryan57]

Looking forward to the Xmas edition. Will definitely enter.

[Ramsay]

Looking back and i just realised the ''I <3 COCK'' mug :laugh:
Conzors robbed </3

[Z]

I'm so excited about this becoming a biannual event, it's my absolute favourite thing!!

[Ryan57]

The roller coaster footage in Conzors video was magnificent.

[Conzors]

Looking back and i just realised the ''I <3 COCK'' mug :laugh:
Conzors robbed </3

haha thought it would be funny

[Ramsay]

The roller coaster footage in Conzors video was magnificent.

I dont know why but i burst out laughing during the jumping on bed scene:joker:

[Vicky.]

I know I'm not really in a position to comment as such, given I have never entered and have the creative ability of a wet dishcloth so never will enter...but videos/singing tend to make the entries sooo much better..hopefully there are more for the xmas version :D

[Kizzy]

Well done niamh but conzors I loved yours :love:

I think the christmas carol suggestion for the christmasvision is an excellent idea!

[Conzors]

i do appreciate all the comments.
that bed broke after we all jumped on it!

[Ryan57]

http://i.imgur.com/CZZoB93.gif

This is 10/10.

[Ammi]

..so well done Niamh, it was an inspired potato entry..funny and tragic at the same time..:lovedup:..and to everyone, I think this was the best standard of entries so far in this..:love:...and Shaun, yep a great job, merci...:love:...

[Jack.]

haha yeah i just read that!
heres to christmas!

dPiGFyjiBF8
What have I just watched :umm2: :joker:

[Kazanne]

I have just gotten home from work so a proper response is needed from me!

It was soo much fun filming it i had a great time and to come third is amazing, behind two great performances aswell.

everyone did great and heres to next year eh?

well done niamh
xxxxx

Well done Conzors ,loved it:hugesmile:

[Livia]

I know I'm not really in a position to comment as such, given I have never entered and have the creative ability of a wet dishcloth so never will enter...but videos/singing tend to make the entries sooo much better..hopefully there are more for the xmas version :D

Some people don't have the time or the knowhow to make a video though. I hope we can rattle along the way we have, with a mixture of the two and everyone having a bit of fun. After all, Niamh's song didn't have a video.

Having said that... loved Conzor's vid and Shauny's singing.

[Niamh.]

Some people don't have the time or the knowhow to make a video though. I hope we can rattle along the way we have, with a mixture of the two and everyone having a bit of fun. After all, Niamh's song didn't have a video.

Having said that... loved Conzor's vid and Shauny's singing.

Yeah, I don't know how to make videos

[Benjamin]

Yeah I like the mixture of non vids and vids.

[Benjamin]

Vicky daring to have an opinion, have we taught you nothing over the years! :fist:

[Tom4784]

I've already put pen to paper for the Christmas one /sad. I'll just start it off and pick it up again in a few months though.

The lyrics I've come up with so far though <3

[Livia]

Vicky daring to have an opinion, have we taught you nothing over the years! :fist:

Next she'll be demanding we make videos and do Christmas carols... the nerve of that woman. It'll be the hormones...

[Niamh.]

I might ask Shaun if I can be a judge for the next one instead, I'm burnt out after that Potato Ode, it took everything out of me http://i.imgur.com/ti7ntv6.gif

[Livia]

Great sacrifice is sometimes required for great art Niamh.

[Livia]

I've already put pen to paper for the Christmas one /sad. I'll just start it off and pick it up again in a few months though.

The lyrics I've come up with so far though <3

I've started jotting down ideas for mine too LOL...

[Vicky.]

:laugh:

[Tom4784]

I really want to win again, I want to be the first member to win two Eurovisions which I WOULD have achieved years ago if I wasn't ROBBED of victory in the first contest.

I think I'll take my bitterness over 'Lick My Hotdog' not winning to the grave. I'm still not over it.

[Ammi]

..:laugh:..kill them all with fire, Putin..:fist:..(just getting in on the in phrases)...

[Livia]

I really want to win again, I want to be the first member to win two Eurovisions which I WOULD have achieved years ago if I wasn't ROBBED of victory in the first contest.

I think I'll take my bitterness over 'Lick My Hotdog' not winning to the grave. I'm still not over it.

Come here... hugxxx... let it go Dezzy, it'll eat you alive xx

[Jake.]

The thought of another one is getting me excited :amazed:

[Ammi]

..who robbed you of your victory in the first one btw Dezzy..?..

[Tom4784]

..who robbed you of your victory in the first one btw Dezzy..?..

PJ. I curse his name, May minor misfortunes such as missing the bus and dropping the last biscuit plague his life for an eternity.

[Ammi]

PJ. I curse his name, May minor misfortunes such as missing the bus and dropping the last biscuit plague his life for an eternity.

..I would have cursed him with Rich Teas and no chocolate Hobnobs forever and 70 degree year round heat without a Magnum in sight so I think you went quite easy on him...anyway I see that he hasn't stayed on the forum and at least he's in hiding with his shame...I also think that around November/December will be your peak time Dezzy..:wink:...(oh what a coincidence, there's another Eurovision on then..)...

[Tom4784]

..I would have cursed him with Rich Teas and no chocolate Hobnobs forever and 70 degree year round heat without a Magnum in sight so I think you went quite easy on him...anyway I see that he hasn't stayed on the forum and at least he's in hiding with his shame...I also think that around November/December will be your peak time Dezzy..:wink:...(oh what a coincidence, there's another Eurovision on then..)...

No Chocolate hobnobs? Ammi I'm bitter, not pure evil.

[Niamh.]

Ammi crossing the line again :bored:

[Ammi]

..:smug:..

[Kizzy]

Shaun.... I know this is not a good time to tell you but I forgot to vote, and if I had you would have won :(

Please forgive me.

[Niamh.]

:smug:

[Livia]

Coulda woulda shoulda Shaun.

[Kizzy]

Shame theres so many UKIP supporters on the forum you would have been a runaway winner :joker:

All were good though, seriously kicking myself.

[Shaun]

Shaun.... I know this is not a good time to tell you but I forgot to vote, and if I had you would have won :(

Please forgive me.

:laugh: it's OK, I'm happy Niamh won and we had another new winner, it keeps the game fresh. I was just happy to get as far as I did, because until yesterday afternoon Niamh was about 40 points in front :laugh:

and Niamh you can judge if you want, but I'm not happy with this "winners giving up on their high to become judges" malarkey :fist:

[Niamh.]

lol, I'll see closer to the time then if I get inspired :laugh:

[Z]

Lick My Hotdog is a timeless fierce masterpiece and I can't remember what PJ did but that says it all really doesn't it. ROBBED! It's like when whatever beat Verka Serduchka in Eurovision 2007 happened, total disgrace :hmph:

So excited for Christmas time Eurovision. I wonder what mad piece of ridiculousness I'll come up with this time?

[Z]

I was originally going to do Jason Derulo - Talk Dirty to me with arista doing the 2-Chainz rap but I really couldn't think of what to do with the rest of the song so it was a non starter. Here's what I had for aris2-Chainz though

That’s it Honey, Get Down and Funky
Watch Out For Junkies, you are Very Spunky (OOH!)
Fecking New Labour, Utter Bliss (Bliss!)
Bang On Right, Suck On This (This!)
Pictures From the Daily Mail
Everything you Post, Mods Move this Thread (Move This Thread)
ASDA Walmart, C4HD On Now
Her Aura so good Not a Fecking Cow (Ooooh!)
Life In The Fast Lane Honey get better
Got her saved in my phone under "Big Fecker"
Sign Of The Times Hun Honey get better
Got her saved in my phone under "Big Fecker"

[jackc1806]

I was originally going to do Jason Derulo - Talk Dirty to me with arista doing the 2-Chainz rap but I really couldn't think of what to do with the rest of the song so it was a non starter. Here's what I had for aris2-Chainz though

That’s it Honey, Get Down and Funky
Watch Out For Junkies, you are Very Spunky (OOH!)
Fecking New Labour, Utter Bliss (Bliss!)
Bang On Right, Suck On This (This!)
Pictures From the Daily Mail
Everything you Post, Mods Move this Thread (Move This Thread)
ASDA Walmart, C4HD On Now
Her Aura so good Not a Fecking Cow (Ooooh!)
Life In The Fast Lane Honey get better
Got her saved in my phone under "Big Fecker"
Sign Of The Times Hun Honey get better
Got her saved in my phone under "Big Fecker"

I included the ASDAWALMART thing in my song too :laugh:

[Shaun]

greg you could've saved it for december :fist:

[Z]

I'll probably pick something more relevant for when it comes to December :laugh:

[Z]

Although I liked the idea of "Get Josy on me" instead of Get jazzy on me

[Shaun]

but as it's now been posted (and already sits at #93 on the Belgian (Flanders) iTunes chart) you can't use it :inamood:

[Tom4784]

I'm glad you didn't do that Zee, I'm looking at doing an Arista themed song for the next contest.

[Z]

but as it's now been posted (and already sits at #93 on the Belgian (Flanders) iTunes chart) you can't use it :inamood:

The Diktaturdays overshadowing my latest releases :fist:

[Glenn.]

Mr Penisul will slay all you basic bitches in December. You're not gonna look at Christmas the same way again.

[kirklancaster]

New Yids On The Block :laugh2:

Reading through this old stuff 'cos I've entered this years comp but not been here for the others, and I came across this -- just nearly peed myself. It is genuinely hilarious. Classic.

[Shaun]

"British Place" by Nigi Faraj

1XZ-2m9evNA

Lyrics:
http://i.imgur.com/pmETYYk.gif

[Verse 1]
Let's take control of the electoral system
Europeans everywhere, don't say you missed them
When they come over here, they be stealing jobs
Or got knives concealed like filthy yobs,
And they smell, they're Hell, they always gotta yell
Their food stinks, though I admit they cook well.
They smoke, they toke, they might sell coke,
They be comin' over here, ain't no wonder we broke.
Take a mother****ing trip (trip) on some bloody ship (ship)
Kiss them toodle-pip (pip) benefits go snip (snip)
These the kind of polls I was hopin' for
And yes you'll get slapped if you vote Labour

I said, excuse me, can I count on your vote?
My demographic's always watching Murder, She Wrote,
I mean, my face bloats, I may look like a scrote
But I can't help it, got a party to promote
Vote UKIP, vote UKIP, somebody please get me into parliament
I am Nigi Faraj, I make my facts up; wary around blacks and avoid tax stuff

[Chorus]
Look, we got the Tories runnin' away
Sporting purple flags even though we ain't gay
We just love the U-U-U-U, U-U-U-U-K
Keep this a British place
U-U-U-U, U-U-U-U-K
Yeah, that's that British place
U-U-U-U, U-U-U-U-K
Keep this a British place
U-U-U-U, U-U-U-U-K
Such a bloody disgrace.

[Verse 2]
This one is for the boys in the Poland
I'll meet you at the airport when you hoes land
Respect the wishes of the European court?
But I think I like it better when we deport
And I think I hate the thought of gay marriage,
Call myself Faraj when my name is Farrage
Forgive the expenses that I took, expenses that I took
'fore you ask me to **** off-off...

Excuse me, can I borrow your time? You know I've really got it in for Albanian guys
I mean, sigh, sick of these guys. You can tell I believe what the Daily Mail writes, oh
Vote UKIP, vote UKIP, somebody please swallow my old bull****
I am Nigi Faraj, I make my facts up; wary around blacks and avoid tax stuff

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
See, you need a guy who's gonna say
No, in the EU we can't stay
French and Germans please go away (ay-ay)
Boy, I'm running out of xenophobic cliches
Just sick of all these Belgians that we have to obey
Oh, keep out of the, U-U-U-U, U-U-U-U-K
Don't you love the U-U-U-U, U-U-U-U-K?

[Chorus]x2

I'm not saying I caused Brexit but...guys...I think I caused Brexit :worry:

[Ammi]

...*slaps Shaun*...slaps him again...not Brexit related at all or causing it, just likes slapping Shaun....