The Winner of TiBB Eurovision 2014 is Niamh!

[Drew.]

I want to be part of Livia's army

[Jay.]

aw I love it, love the rhyme <3

[Ammi]

..Livia's Army..:love:..

[Tom4784]

I love it <3

[Z]

Livia I love it :laugh: the chorus fits so perfectly. -gets into a bunker-

[Jake.]

Jay yours was great!

[Livia]

Awwww thanks guys x

[Shaun]

http://www.eurovision.tv/save-files/resizes/aa/0a/ca/12/a5/06/1e/c7/da/46/4b/5e/50/f3/90/0c/ER_5351.jpg
Haha ja... we had an army once upon ein time... look how vell that went. Oh, scheisse. Let's hear it for Kosovo! where is kosovo did we own them once

[Tom4784]

I didn't put a video of the song on my entry /ah.

[GypsyGoth]

http://i.imgur.com/UhVD3j5.gif?1

[Niamh.]

:laugh3: Brilliant Livia

[Shaun]

if y'all have late additions pm me quick (dean)

[Tom4784]

**** off Finland n1curr.

[Jake.]

Livia :love:

[Ammi]

http://i.imgur.com/UhVD3j5.gif?1

..:laugh:..

[Livia]

I love TiBB Eurovision... it's divine madness.

[Shaun]

Introducing a Unique collaboration from two of Kosovo's biggest names in entertainment....

Zeemaniacs (Z, Jake, Karl, Kyle, Kazanne and Kizzy) featuring The Alien Crabs From Hell dance troupe
Zaviour Of The Universe.
The Kosovo entry.

Stage : A giant silver spaceship sits to the left of the stage, and the Zeemaniacs stand to the right.

Intro Music : Sample of War Of The Worlds

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Intro Music plays and the aliens (16 strong dance troupe) stream from the spaceship onto the stage, snapping their claws ferociously. This is what they look like....

http://www.dazzle-dancewear.co.uk/ekmps/shops/dazzledancewear/images/crab-little-mermaid-nemo-animal-fancy-dress-costume-2814-p.jpg

now, the song to sing along to for this entry, is Flash (Gordon( by Queen)

(Z) Aaargh, Aaargh!
(Karl) Disasters Of The Universe!
(Z) Aaaaargh. Aaaargh!!
(Kyle) Calamity in everything he does!

(Kazanne - spoken loudly) SEEMINGLY THERE IS LITTLE REASON FOR HIS EXTRAORDINARILY CATASTROPHIC MISHAPS

A montage of pictures of Z suffering misfortunes are projected onto the spaceship

The crabs all laugh manically : Ha ha ha ha, har har harrrrr!

Jake passes Z a silver cloak with the initial Z emblazoned repeatedly all over it.

(Jake) Saaaave us Z, you can do it

A deep voice booms from back stage "ONLY DOCTOR KARL RAMSAY CAN PROVIDE AN EXPLANATION)

(Karl (wearing a white coat and a stethoscope) ) Z. Aaaaaargh, Aaaaaargh! You've turned into a miracle.

(Z) This unprecedented crab attack is no cause for alarm.

(Karl) Z! Argh,. Aaaaaargghh! He's king of the Tibbownians.
He's slaying every one of them!
crab busting moves and everything
he's spraying with bleach, hosing them down,
this news will spread all over town.

An enormous female crab spider with huge eyelashes emerges from the spaceship.

(Karl) Commander Kylie, Z is overcoming us!
(Kyle - in the lady crab costume) What do you mean, he is overcoming us? All weapons go. Despatch warrior AristaKrab to take care of him permanently.

(Karl) Z, Argh, Aaargh! He's staying alive!

Z does a quick John Travolta/Pink Panther dance move combo

(Karl) Aaaargh, Aaargh! He's saving every one of us! Just a Scot with a lot of courage, you know he's nothing but a man, and he'll never ever fail, it's because he's sweet and pure of heart, here's the happy ending to his tale...Oh Oh OH OHHHHH!

(Kizzy - runs on dressed like Madonna eighties style) Z, Z, I love you but we only have 4 seconds to save TibbWorld

(Karl) He's not bloody Justin Timberlake!

Kizzy drags Karl bodily from the stage.

Exit Music : Sample of War Of The Worlds

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Z slays all remaining crabs, except Kyle, who gets back in his ship and 'takes off'. Lights go down on the stage.

FIN!

And here are the actual stand alone lyrics without stage directions....

Lyrics

Aaargh, Aaargh! Disasters Of The Universe!
Aaaaargh. Aaaargh!!
Calamity in everything he does!

SEEMINGLY THERE IS LITTLE REASON FOR HIS EXTRAORDINARILY CATASTROPHIC MISHAPS
Ha ha ha ha, har har harrrrr!

Saaaave us Z, you can do it

ONLY DOCTOR KARL RAMSAY CAN PROVIDE AN EXPLANATION

Z. Aaaaaargh, Aaaaaargh! You've turned into a miracle.

This unprecedented crab attack is no cause for alarm.

Z! Argh,. Aaaaaargghh! He's king of the Tibbownians.
He's slaying every one of them!
crab busting moves and everything
he's spraying with bleach, hosing them down,
this news will spread all over town.

Commander Kylie, Z is overcoming us!
What do you mean, he is overcoming us? All weapons go. Despatch warrior AristaKrab to take care of him permanently.

Z, Argh, Aaargh! He's staying alive!

Aaaargh, Aaargh! He's saving every one of us! Just a Scot with a lot of courage, you know he's nothing but a man, and he'll never ever fail, it's because he's sweet and pure of heart, here's the happy ending to his tale...Oh Oh OH OHHHHH!

Z, Z, I love you but we only have 4 seconds to save TibbWorld
He's not bloody Justin Timberlake!

...............................................

[jackc1806]

I love TiBB Eurovision... it's divine madness.

:dance:

[Z]

I love TiBB Eurovision... it's divine madness.

It's my favourite event in the TiBB year

[Jarrod]

I'm slowly becoming more and more ashamed of my entry.

[Shaun]

and there we have it, our first eurovision entry written under the influence of acid :love: kate you delightful fruitloop

[T*]

Awesome!

[Ramsay]

:joker: :joker: :joker:

[Jay.]

oh my god that is pure genius-ness :hugesmile:

[Drew.]

:joker: Aaaaaargghh

[Jake.]

Kate :laugh2:

[jackc1806]

This entry is mental yet amazing

[Tom4784]

I see Kate's taken up her Darkwood Isle character's habits.

[Niamh.]

:laugh: good job Kate

[Z]

Kate!!!! :laugh2: omg LOL

[GypsyGoth]

That was like a very weird movie :worship:

[Ammi]

...Kate, weirdly and crazily amazing..:lovedup:...

[Jay.]

i literally love it kate :lovedup:

[Livia]

That was wonderful Kate. Mad.... and wonderful.

[Shaun]

http://www.eurovision.tv/save-files/resizes/a2/20/8c/44/31/b3/34/3c/62/57/f7/c0/28/c2/a9/29/b6ce45a696c246e392869be0f647bda8_71127737.jpg
Hello, we are the Sugababes lineup of the future. 2029 to be precise.
Yes, and now that time travel's been invented, we thought we'd stop by and congratulate you on writing all of our future hits.
Yeah, Lithuania Love bagged us a grammy!
girls can i speak-
SHUT THE **** UP, JADE. Here's the United Kingdom!

[Shaun]

This is my artist. Her name is Alex Keys, http://s21.postimg.org/pxbk0zcpj/image.jpg

She is be wearing this dress
http://www.instyledress.co.uk/uploads/product/1/2/12144/sparkly-sequin-sweetheart-strapless-sheath-short-cocktail-prom-dress-3.jpg

Ps this is the song.
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Here is my Eurovision entry

If you ever change your mind about leaving
Leaving Ben behind
Kate don't leave with me
Bring your car tonight
Don't Bring him home to me


I know I laughed when i left him with you.
Kate don't bring it to me
Bring Karl instead
Don't Bring ben home to me


I'll give you jewellery and money too
That ain't all
That ain't all I'll do too you Kate if you don't bring it to me
Bring your sweet Ness
Bring her home to me

You know I'll always be your slave 'til I'm buried
Buried in my grave
Oh
Kate don't bring him to me
Bring your sweet Josy
Bring her home to me

One more thing
I tried to treat him right but he stayed out
Stayed out in the night
Don't Bring him to me
Bring your sweet Ammi
Bring her home to me

[Tom4784]

Poor Jade never gets a break.

[jackc1806]

Aww this song is sweet <3333

[Niamh.]

That brought a tear to me eye..beautiful :')

[Shaun]

i think this is our first soul song :love: *sways and gropes dean's arse*

[Jay.]

cute ;D

[T*]

i think this is our first soul song :love: *sways and gropes dean's arse*

:laugh:

[Ammi]

..who is that one..?...just incredibly..:lovedup:...I love it...and what a song..
s0b...

[Tom4784]

Well this is cute :love:

[Z]

Aww that was lovely :love:

[Tom4784]

i think this is our first soul song :love: *sways and gropes dean's arse*

*sends Shaun to one of my Russian 'Pray the Gay Away' Camps*

[GypsyGoth]

That was a nice change of pace :love:

[Shaun]

http://www.novinite.com/media/photo_story/200905/photo_big_886.jpg
WE'RE BACK, TO SNATCH WEAVES
BITCHES BETTER BELIEVE
SHE AIN'T GONNA BOTHER SPEAKING FRENCH
I'M JUST TRYNNA STAY DENCH
IT'S RUDOLPH AND AUGUSTINE
OUR TALENT ISN'T CLANDESTINE
peace. here's Austria.

[Livia]

That was great... who was UK?

[Shaun]

..who is that one..?...just incredibly..:lovedup:...I love it...and what a song..
s0b...

jackf :p i keep forgetting to write who's performing it (but they're all in the OP anyway :nono: their names will be in the voting instructions though)

[Ammi]

*sends Shaun to one of my Russian 'Pray the Gay Away' Camps*

..I think you need to be put-in some cleansing into this contest Dezzy...

[Z]

That was dench as ****

[Jarrod]

http://prettylittleliars.alloyentertainment.com/files/2013/04/beyonce-strut.gif

[T*]

JackF

[Tom4784]

Augustine and Rudolph :lovedup:

[Ammi]

..Jack, really great entry..:lovedup:..

[Shaun]

greg is it too late to nominate them for most loved?

[Pete.]

Kate's is very...... interesting, but very Eurovision

Jacks :love:

peace

[Z]

greg is it too late to nominate them for most loved?

no I think we can add them in

[Shaun]

Austria

Flag VT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU92p_wMAt4

Outfit:
http://snapfashion.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/rolland.jpg

http://cdn.ballerstatus.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/2013-10-05-mil8.jpg

Stage Directions:
The lights fade to a single spotlight on the singer on stage, singing the first parts of the song. Dramatic flashes around as the first verse is delivered in spectacular fashion, and sassy dancers do amazing ballet behind. The first chorus makes the lights change to a bright blue and red lighting and the flashing stops. The dancers do more strange ballet before the final chorus where the lights go crazy and the performer does some strutting up and down the catwalk and strips off the dress to reveal the amazing second outfit.

Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgk

Lyrics:
The Ode of a Big Brother Winner – To the tune of “Let it Go”

The lights glow bright on the big House tonight
Not a Housemate to be seen
A compound of isolation,
And it looks like I’m the queen.

The cameras' follow me just how I wanted them to
Couldn’t keep me in, BB knows I tried

Please let them see, please let them see
See the celeb, I always want to be
Conceal, don’t feel, gotta let them know
Well, now they know

I have won, I Have won
Can’t nominate them anymore
I have won, I have won
Walk away and ***** them all

I don’t care
What they’re going to say
Let the money roll in
The fame's all that bothers me anyway

It’s funny how 70 days
Seems like 70 years
In a House with a load of morons
That don't even like their friends

It’s time to see what people say
To flaunt the fact, I've made 100K
No right, no wrong, no rules for me
I’m free

I have won, I have won
The one with the 100 grand
I have Won, I have won
I've won the game, at last

Here I stand
Better than you
Let them all write hate

My power flurries through the air into the ground
My money's falling around in paper piles all on the ground
And one thought crosses me like a horrid thought
I’ll never going back in,
I've won, now let it be....

I have won, I have won
And I'm the winner of BB
I have won, I have won
Fame and fortune waits for me

Here I stand
The winner of Big Bro
Let the haters hate on
The fame's all that bothers me anyway

[Tom4784]

Thank god I decided against using Let it Go. 'No Homo' just wasn't meant to be s0b.

[T*]

Thank god I decided against using Let it Go. 'No Homo' just wasn't meant to be s0b.

Same here, "You're a hoe" will forever be in my heart as one of my reject songs </3

[jackc1806]

Nice tune

[Ammi]

..so clever Jarrod..:flutter:...

[Z]

I don't remember the last time we had a power ballad in Eurovision, well done Jarrod

[Tom4784]

I'm guessing Let It Go is the song that was used twice then.

[Niamh.]

Brilliant :love:

[Jarrod]

Thanks, it's not exactly the best but I wanted to be involved for the first time :amazed:

And thank you. It was all from the heart.

[Jay.]

I love it Jarrod, well done :love:

[GypsyGoth]

Let it go :lovedup:

[Tom4784]

I don't remember the last time we had a power ballad in Eurovision, well done Jarrod

BITCH WHAT.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/5a0409f8fe8f1aac612b79a533076e2d/tumblr_mgsws5rKqk1rqm651o1_400.gif

[Jarrod]

Thank you! :love:

[Shaun]

beautiful :love: and no, Let It Go's been used once :p

two songs have been used twice tonight though... you'll see later...

[Livia]

Spectacular Jarrod.

[Jarrod]

beautiful :love: and no, Let It Go's been used once :p

two songs have been used twice tonight though... you'll see later...

https://d12edgf4lwbh8j.cloudfront.net/photo/image/Track_10_2.gif

[Tom4784]

But yes, lovely entry Jarrod.

[Drew.]

Well done Jarrod

[Tom4784]

beautiful :love: and no, Let It Go's been used once :p

two songs have been used twice tonight though... you'll see later...

Bitches will be cut if it's a certain Kylie Minogue song.

[T*]

beautiful :love: and no, Let It Go's been used once :p

two songs have been used twice tonight though... you'll see later...

Bet it's the backing track of my song, isn't it :(

[Jake.]

Good going Jarrod!

[Jarrod]

Thank you guys.
http://media.tumblr.com/a1846153098ac3c8667e88db438265b8/tumblr_inline_n5ew7fdotu1rohahw.jpg

[T*]

Epic tune tho jarrod

[Livia]

BITCH WHAT.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/5a0409f8fe8f1aac612b79a533076e2d/tumblr_mgsws5rKqk1rqm651o1_400.gif

But yes, lovely entry Jarrod.

Made me LOL.

[Shaun]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/Lys_Assia_and_Dima_Bilan_2009.jpg
[There are no presenters for this segment but for now please join in a round of applause as Niamh awards Patrick with the Lad of the Year 2014 prize, before Germany take to the stage.]

[jackc1806]

I think it's my song

[jackc1806]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/Lys_Assia_and_Dima_Bilan_2009.jpg
[There are no presenters for this segment but for now please join in a round of applause as Niamh awards Patrick with the Lad of the Year 2014 prize, before Germany take to the stage.]

Omfg :laugh2:

[T*]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/Lys_Assia_and_Dima_Bilan_2009.jpg
[There are no presenters for this segment but for now please join in a round of applause as Niamh awards Patrick with the Lad of the Year 2014 prize, before Germany take to the stage.]

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/pQ7174A.png

Lady Greg-Greg's lead single, Zeeplause, which was lifted from his third studio album was met with commercial and critical success, reaching number 27 in Eritrea and so far peaking at 129 in Guernsey (after a Lady Greg-Greg stan known by the name of Smithy bought the single a record breaking 1,277 times on its first day of release). After being approached to take part in this years Eurovision Song Contest for Germany, Lady Greg-Greg chose Zeeplause to represent his country, stating that it allowed him to 'be a slut on stage and try on a zillion costumes!'. We'll let you be the judge... everybody, please raise an applause for Zeeplause!

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[Instrumental: During this time, Lady Greg-Greg is shown in the air attached to a wing-type structure wearing a long black cloak with his face painted white, with various colours smeared on his cheeks, eye lids, mouth and nose]

[Verse 1:]
'I stand here waiting for me to break my nose
To slip in the shower, whilst I'm trying to wax my toes
If only my forehead was smaller, 'cause one this big I cannot bear
What the hell is that I can feel, a tumor inside of me ear?

I live for the Zeepplause, Zeepplause, Zeepplause
I'm a walking faux pas, pas
A walking faux pas, pas, a walking...
What the **** is wrong with me, why am I Zee?
The Zeepplause, Zeepplause, Zeepplause....

Visit The Lounge when it's tough (that’s what it’s about)
I give those guys so much love (but what a weird crowd)
My life is completely *****ed (it's just such a mess)
Like catching something unjust (walked in on friends having sex)

(ZEE-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) Raise it real high
(ZEE-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) Up high so that it hits the length, length
(ZEE-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) Of the upper sky
(ZEE-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) The sky and the length of my forehead, head

[Verse 2:]
My dissertation supervisor thinks that I’m a bit of a freak
Little does he know that I've been stalking him on Grindr for weeks [The cloak is quickly removed showing an unflattering crab-shaped bikinni underneath]
One second I'm the STD then, suddenly the STD is me
Now I’m gonna die a sexual infection, without even getting my degree

I live for the Zeepplause, Zeepplause, Zeepplause
I'm a walking faux pas, pas
A walking faux pas, pas, a walking...
What the **** is wrong with me, why am I Zee?
The Zeepplause, Zeepplause, Zeepplause....

Visit The Lounge when it's tough (that’s what it’s about)
I give those guys so much love (but what a weird crowd)
My life is completely *****ed (it's just such a mess)
Like catching something unjust (walked in on friends having sex)

(ZEE-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) Raise it real high
(ZEE-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) Up high so that it hits the length, length
(ZEE-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) Of the upper sky
(ZEE-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) The sky and the length of my forehead, head

[Bridge: This is performed as Lady Greg-Greg exits the stage for a final costume change]
Up, up
Up, up now
Ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo
Ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo
Ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo
Ooh-ooh

[Lady Greg-Greg emerges from the top of the stage, floating down to the stage itself whilst wearing a costume made entirely of ballons]

I live for the Zeepplause, Zeepplause, Zeepplause
I'm a walking faux pas, pas
A walking faux pas, pas, a walking...
What the **** is wrong with me, why am I Zee?
The Zeepplause, Zeepplause, Zeepplause....

Visit The Lounge when it's tough (that’s what it’s about)
I give those guys so much love (but what a weird crowd)
My life is completely *****ed (it's just such a mess)
Like catching something unjust (walked in on friends having sex)

(ZEE-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) Raise it real high
(ZEE-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) Up high so that it hits the length, length (raise it real high)
(ZEE-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) Of the upper sky
(ZEE-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) The sky and the length of my forehead, head

G-R-E-G-ORY.'

Lady Greg-Greg's third studio album is available now from iTunes and all good retailers

http://i.imgur.com/rvu9RQ7.png

[Ramsay]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/Lys_Assia_and_Dima_Bilan_2009.jpg
[There are no presenters for this segment but for now please join in a round of applause as Niamh awards Patrick with the Lad of the Year 2014 prize, before Germany take to the stage.]

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Livia]

LMAO Shaun...

[Shaun]

this song is STUNNING.

[T*]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m26nvnNG5o1qkk10ro1_500.jpg
I KNEW IT

[Niamh.]

I think it's my song

I think mine and yours might be the same

[Jarrod]

Absolutely fabulous.

[T*]

I think mine and yours might be the same

Nope

[jackc1806]

I think mine and yours might be the same

:bawling:

[Ammi]

..Jake...exceptional...O M G...:lovedup:...

[T*]

Good song tho :love:

[Jarrod]

http://d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net/image_cache/1377001585600173_animate.gif

[Tom4784]

Oh this is spectacular.

[Jay.]

that's incredible ;D
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/emma-stone-dancing.gif

[jackc1806]

What an amazing song though :love:

[GypsyGoth]

http://i.imgur.com/rvu9RQ7.png
:laugh2:

[Ramsay]

:worship:

[Ammi]

...Lady Greg Greg..:flutter:..that's so genius...

[Drew.]

Is this Jakes? amazing..

[Jay.]

Well done Jake :dance:

[Livia]

Brilliant Jake.

[Shaun]

http://www.eurovision.tv/save-files/resizes/e8/5e/de/09/e2/f9/df/31/95/49/8f/dd/44/2f/74/17/Felles_0233_8bit.jpg
Hello, we are just some contemporary, hip young things with presenting careers.
Hired because we relate to the kids!
Authenticity! Yeah!
Please, give it up to the motherland... Russia!

[Tom4784]

Oh god.

[T*]

Very very good jake :love:

[Ammi]

..Dezzy..:love:..

[jackc1806]

Batten down the hatches, prepare the army ect

[Jake.]

Thanks y'all :love:

[Shaun]

Into The Putin
Performed by Vladimir Putin
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Set to the tune of Kylie Minogue's 'Into The Blue'

Our problems began with the gays
So I've put them all on a dick free diet
All these urges I'll erase
Those guys really need a Pussy Riot

I'll take charge and I'll set them right
No pillows left for them to bite
I don't care what's on their minds
'Cus Grindr's' got to go'

When I got my ass up against the wall
Don't need no homos touching me
'Cause I ain't dealing with Oz shower scenes
This Vlad's hepatitis-free
The gays are through, The gays are through
All their rights they'll lose, the gays are through

it's not only the gays that have me vexed
Czech it out because Eastern Europe's next
I'll leave it all a fiery haze
Then I'll go back to hating on the gays

I'm invading former allies
because Crimea is mine
I don't care 'bout the UN's fine
'Cus Ukraine's full of hoes

When I got my ass up against the wall
Don't need no homos touching me
'Cause I ain't dealing with Oz shower scenes
This Vlad's hepatitis-free
The gays are through, The gays are through
All their rights they'll lose, the gays are through

I'll go where the gays don't go
Wherever the men aren't blowing
Even if I'm alone

When I got my ass up against the wall
Don't need no homos touching me
'Cause I ain't dealing with Oz shower scenes
This Vlad's hepatitis-free
The gays are through, The gays are through
All their rights they'll lose, the gays are through


The PerformanceThe performance entails Vladimir Putin capturing a group of gay people and teaching them to be manly and straight through traditional Russian pass times such as drinking Vodka, wrestling bears and playing the villains in Bond films. The captured gays serve as backup singers and dancers throughout. The performance ends with a stunning interpretive pole dance detailing how Vladimir will rid the world of Gays and Ukraine.

[Livia]

Dezzy <3

[Niamh.]

Jake that was amazing :amazed: Poor Greg gets a song written about him every year :laugh:

[Tom4784]

*downs several bottles of vodka until I fall into a coma&

[Pete.]

Gives Z zeepplause

[Shaun]

you're way too harsh on this dean, the lyrics are flawless :love:

[Ammi]

...Dezzy that was incredible, you never let us down..:lovedup:...

[Drew.]

:joker: this is brilliant

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: good work!

[Jay.]

great work, very in character ;p

[jackc1806]

Amazing :lovedup:

[Pete.]

Ah yes how clever dezzy

[Ammi]

..it also had to be said Dean, those gays..:fist:...

[Livia]

Laughed all the way through that, Dezzy. ****ing hilarious...

[Pete.]

..it also had to be said Dean, those gays..:fist:...
Homophobe Ammi? This will affect her ML performance for sure

[Shaun]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/17/article-1183528-04F6D4EE000005DC-634_468x398.jpg
Hello. We're the five women that Drew's currently harrassing on Twitter. We're not responding to our DMs for a reason, Drew. Give it up. We're out of your league. Oh, and here's Ireland or something.

[Ammi]

..Niamh..:love:..

[Tom4784]

Thanks guys <3, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[T*]

Dean still managing to ace the song even though Shaun sexually harrased him earlier in the show :love:

[Shaun]

honestly, this song had me in tears when I received it, brace yourselves...

[jackc1806]

*pours a guiness*

[Niamh.]

Well done Dezzy :love:

[Shaun]

"Potato"
Beyjaysus Knowles

To be song to the tune of Halo :

bnVUHWCynig&feature=kp

Now Eoin is filled with guilt,
My face is a grumbling frown,
He crept in, in the night,
And he took it straight from the ground,
He'd found a way to get in,
And now I want to scream and shout
He ******ing stole my Potato,
And I am angry now

My Potato's been taken,
My world has been shaken,
It's your legs that I'm breaking,
I'm going to slap you with a trout!

Everywhere I'm searching now,
I'm looking in Cheries place,
Karl, Have you seen my Potato?
I'll know if you lie to my face,
There's soil all over your floor,
Through here, did Eoin race?
Karl, he stole my Potato,
it's been gone for over a day

He stole my Potato, Potato, potato,
Where's my Potato, Potato, Potato,
He stole my Potato, Potato, potato,
Where's my Potato, Potato, Potato,
Potato, ooh, ooh

I don't care how fast you run,
This will be my hardest fight,
Can't believe you've been such a *****,
Hope you're inflicted with the blight,
GypsyGoth will you curse Eo-in?,
This is leaving me feel like bawling,
Travesty if he doesn't put my Potato back in the ground again,

My Potato's been taken,
My world has been shaken,
It's your legs that I'm breaking,
I'm going to slap you with a trout!

Everywhere I'm searching now,
I'm looking in Cheries place,
Karl, Have you seen my Potato?
I'll know if you lie to my face,
There's soil all over your floor,
Through here, did Eoin race?
Karl, he stole my Potato,
it's been gone for over a day

He stole my Potato, Potato, potato,
Where's my Potato, Potato, Potato,
He stole my Potato, Potato, potato,
Where's my Potato, Potato, Potato,
Potato, ooh, ooh
He stole my Potato, Potato, potato,
Where's my Potato, Potato, Potato,
He stole my Potato, Potato, potato,
Where's my Potato, Potato, Potato,
Potato, ooh, ooh
Potato, ooh, ooh
Potato, ooh, ooh, oh

Everywhere I'm searching now,
I'm looking in Cheries place,
Karl, Have you seen my Potato?
I'll know if you lie to my face,
There's soil all over your floor,
Through here, did Eoin race?
Karl, he stole my Potato,
it's been gone for over a day

He stole my Potato, Potato, potato,
Where's my Potato, Potato, Potato,
He stole my Potato, Potato, potato,
Where's my Potato, Potato, Potato,
Potato, ooh, ooh
He stole my Potato, Potato, potato,
Where's my Potato, Potato, Potato,
He stole my Potato, Potato, potato,
Where's my Potato, Potato, Potato,
Potato, ooh, ooh

[Ammi]

..*gulps*...

[jackc1806]

My song omg!

Amazing though, hilarious :love:

[Pete.]

:worship:

I woke up this way

*FLAWLESS*

[Shaun]

i am cackling omg

[Jay.]

omfg hahahahah incredible niamh!! :dance: :joker:

[Drew.]

Niamh :joker:

[Ammi]

..OMG..:sad:..the potato...




...hahaha..Niamh..:lovedup:...truly inspired...

[Jarrod]

These songs :love:

[Pete.]

Very well done Niamh

[T*]

:laugh2:
OMg this is fantastic :love:

[Jake.]

Dezzy and Niamh :joker:

[Livia]

LMAO... Oh Niamh.... you're a ****ing madwoman...

[Tom4784]

There are tears streaming from my eyes right now. Send help.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: that was great :love:

[Niamh.]

Thank You :love:

[Glenn.]

Jesus Christ I'm laughing so hard at these

[Z]

Omfg I'm catching up - Jake LOL, Dean LOL

[Shaun]

http://esctodaygdd.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/valinskas1.jpg
Poor cow doesn't know I had it in my dauphinoise last night.
Excuse me, you said you'd direct me to the rehearsal stage? I'm here to perform for Armenia?
Of course, of course... Right this way... Here's a last-minute Danish entry, whilst I make a last minute entry of my own :evilgrin:

[Livia]

I think Niamh must have had a potato stolen at some point. That kind of emotion doesn't come from nowhere.

[Niamh.]

I think Niamh must have had a potato stolen at some point. That kind of emotion doesn't come from nowhere.

It's true, everyones after me spuds :'(

[Shaun]

Song: Denmark is the best
Artist : Captain Denmark

http://www.united-states-flag.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/175x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/w/d/wdk35p_-00_denmark-flag-3ft-x-5ft-polyester.gif

Denmark Denmark Denmark.
I'm not sure if it has a Primark.
Their flag reminds of a certain superhero named Clark.
I once went there and met a Ho Ho Ho.
Unless she was Ramsay Snow,
I would of said No No No
Copenhagen is somewhere i'd love to see
I literally made this in 5 mins
Please don't judge me

And here is a special showing of my costume:

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/9170/captaincanada0el.jpg

[Ammi]

I think Niamh must have had a potato stolen at some point. That kind of emotion doesn't come from nowhere.

..I think there's a whole lifetime of lost potatoes there..:sad:..

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh3:

[Z]

I'M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER AT THE POTATO ONE OMG I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD GET BETTER AFTER JAKE AND DEZZY'S ONES :laugh2: :laugh2:!!!!

[Ammi]

..Karl/Ramsay..I love you..:flutter:...just genius...

[T*]

:laugh3: Who's is this?

[Tom4784]

*polite clap*

[jackc1806]

Denmark :lovedup:

[Livia]

Oh that's ****ing genius LOL...

[Jay.]

aw karl well done man, love it ;D

[Shaun]

http://eurovisionireland.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/petra-mede-leder-schlager-em-hd.jpg
I don't even have any characters or comments for this picture I mean look at her ****ing ridiculous face. Here's Estonia.

[Josy]

These last two songs

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Z]

It's true, everyones after me spuds :'(

:joker: omg Niamh :lovedup:

[Niamh.]

I'M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER AT THE POTATO ONE OMG I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD GET BETTER AFTER JAKE AND DEZZY'S ONES :laugh2: :laugh2:!!!!

:love:

[Z]

pmsfl Denmark oh god it's me now

[Shaun]

*waits for new page*

[Tom4784]

*helps Shaun by slapping Jake*

[Niamh.]

Karl lmao

[Shaun]

Little Mikes – Dude

Lee-Anne Pinnock, Josy Nelson, Cait Thirlwall and Mollie Edwards - Little Mikes - TiBB’s hottest girl group - take to the stage. They stand in formation, hands on hips, as the stage lights flash black, blue and white.

Who's singing: Josy - Mollie - Lee - Ninastar - all

To the tune of RwD4eJGxPc4

Hey forum
Tell ‘em my name
I got a picture for ‘em
I just can't explain
But there's just one problem
We are not all fools
When it comes to members
Ain’t believing you
Ain't baiting
I’m not a troll
You’re just digging a hole

Oh
You know that I've been baiting it’s true
Don't believe my lies I’m not myself
'Cause I don’t post like a real girl

Hey,
Who are you that’s not on
Oh my God she’s a con
Clearly she’s not,
A girl, and now, she’s gone
Loving her perma tan face
Give her a perma ban, ace
Let’s go confront
And then, we prove
We prove

I’m a guy my name’s Mike
Know that’s not ladylike
I’m not a girl
I swear, I’m not, a dyke
Real age is on my profile
GypsyGoth knew the whole while
Let’s be up front
Yes I’m a dude
A dude

Oh lily
Ammi and James
It is all so crazy
In Chat and Games
And now in Meet The Members
We thought that was you
Now we know that's a bloke

Oh
You know that I've been baiting it’s true
Don't believe my lies I’m not myself
'Cause I don’t post like a real girl

Who are you that’s not on
Oh my God she’s a con
Clearly she’s not,
A girl, and now, she’s gone
Loving her perma tan face
Give her a perma ban, ace
Let’s go confront
And then, we prove
We prove

I’m a guy my name’s Mike
Know that’s not ladylike
I’m not a girl
I swear, I’m not, a dyke
Real age is on my profile
GypsyGoth knew the whole while
Let’s be up front
Yes I’m a dude
A dude

Gimme an infraction
I’ll be back in action
What an overreaction
To the problem that you were fooled
Were fooled
Give her an infraction
She’ll be back in action
What an overreaction
To the problem that we were fooled
Were fooled

Fooled us Mollie oh!
We know that you've been baiting it’s true
Don't believe your lies you're not yourself
'Cause you don’t post like a real girl
Post like a real girl
Post like a real girl

Hey! Hey!
A fibber, hey!
A lying TiBBer
Don't be scared
Show your face sunshine
Don't you know this boy
Is a girl online?
Hey! Hey!
A fibber, hey!
A lying TiBBer
Don't be scared
Show your face sunshine
Don't you know this boy
Is a girl online?

I’m a guy my name’s Mike
Know that’s not ladylike
I’m not a girl
I swear, I’m not, a dyke
Real age is on my profile
GypsyGoth knew the whole while
Let’s be up front
Yes I’m a dude
A dude

Hey! Hey!
A fibber, hey!
A lying TiBBer
Don't be scared
Show your face sunshine
Don't you know this boy
Is a girl online?

[Pete.]

http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/britney-spears-unhappy-stage-size-vegas.gif

[GypsyGoth]

Moldova (glenn)
Poland (jay)
Israel (livia)
Kosovo (kate)
UK (jackf)
Austria (jarrod)
Germany (jake)
Russia (dezzy)
Ireland (niamh)
Denmark (karl)
Estonia (z)
Finland (claudia)
Azerbaijan (jackc)
Luxembourg (me)
Sweden (tom)
Spain (drew)
Netherlands (conzors)
Liechtenstein (ben)

[Shaun]

i think this is your 2nd best ever greg (nothing's gonna top the diktatordays sorry)

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: good work :worship:

[jackc1806]

Greg, an inspirational song

[Jay.]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/party-animals.gif

[Drew.]

That was beautiful

[Ammi]

..Greg..:worship:...flawless as always..:lovedup:...

[Tom4784]

Sensational.

[T*]

BRILLIANT
And i havent finished reading yet! :love:

[Z]

i think this is your 2nd best ever greg (nothing's gonna top the diktatordays sorry)

I know, that was really something else

[Z]

"Hey! Hey!
A fibber, hey!
A lying TiBBer
Don't be scared
Show your face sunshine
Don't you know this boy
Is a girl online?"

Still really proud of this

[Livia]

Brilliant Shaun, just brilliant...

Zee... not Shaun. LOL... silly cow Livia...

[Shaun]

http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1892385.ece/alternates/s615/Petra-Mede-Eurovision-2013.jpg
It wouldn't be TiBB Eurovision without a check-up on the current mental state of our stalwart, Ravenheart. And I'm pleased to confirm that she's back, edgier than ever, and ready to ring up those OFCOM complaints by the thousands. Here's Finland. Grab a sick bucket.

[Z]

Ravenheart :amazed:

[Shaun]

Brilliant Shaun, just brilliant...

that was greg :hmph: my entry has my own beautiful vocals...

[GypsyGoth]

https://i.imgur.com/Sm3jqMT.gif

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/PfiztgY.jpg

Necrophiliac (done to the tune of Maniac)

8NjbGr2nk2c


Just a sex starved girl in a graveyard tonight
Lookin for the thrill of my life
And the uptight world won't understand
They all say I’m crazy

Lockin lips with those of a dead heart
Exhuming bodies into light
Having my way before they fall apart
Doing it with the dead is just right

With the corpse of Brittany Murphy
I got down and dirty
And I see more of Mr Hoffman
As I hop on him in his coffin

(CHORUS)
Necrophiliac, necrophiliac I want more
And I’m doing dead people like some zombie *****
Necrophiliac, necrophiliac I want more
And I’m doing dead people like some zombie *****

I pass these gravestones and browse
I find Amy Wineshouse dead as a dormouse
I must confess I start to caress
This rigamortis hot mess

I french eskimo kissed Michael Jackson
Exhumed Lady Di and gave her some action
Then I dug Mandella out and
Put my tongue inside his corpse mouth

Excited when I see Mickey Rooney in a hearse
Gonna give him a cowgirl reverse
To waste is a crime so even though he’s dead,
I still want him in my bed

Found crispy Paul Walker a treat
Went at him as if in heat
Never stopping
Till his bits decayed and started dropping

(CHORUS)
Necrophiliac, necrophiliac I want more
And I’m doing dead people like some zombie *****
Necrophiliac, necrophiliac I want more
And I’m doing dead people like some zombie *****

la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la

(instrumental break)

With the corpse of Brittany Murphy
I got down and dirty
And I see more of Mr Hoffman
As I hop on him in his coffin

Necrophiliac, necrophiliac I want more
And I’m doing dead people like some zombie *****
Necrophiliac, necrophiliac I want more
And I’m doing dead people like some zombie *****

(Ravenheart finishes the song exhausted on a chair, she reaches beside her and pulls a chain dangling from the rafters, a bucket tips, a cloud of cremated ash falls down upon her)

[Livia]

that was greg :hmph: my entry has my own beautiful vocals...

I knew it was Zee, had him in my head... wrote Shaun. I'm obsessed.

[Tom4784]

Ravenheart<3


Hmm, maybe for next year's contest I should bring back Fomas Kelchalaviktischkyloff. (I'm so impressed with myself that I remember how to spell it)

[jackc1806]

'Exhumed Lady Di and gave her some action'

This song is amazing, if not really creepy at the same time. Love it!!

[Ninastar]

hahahahaha omfg these are hilarious

[Tom4784]

omfg Claudia you deranged bitch <3

[Drew.]

Flashdance - Maniac >> :worship:

[Niamh.]

Greg that was amazing!

[Ammi]

..Claudia, you wonderful looney..:worship:...:joker:...

[Z]

Claudia :laugh2: omfg these are so good :love: I love this forum!

[Shaun]

i've got a semi tbh

[Livia]

Gyps... I didn't think it could get madder or more brilliant than last year. But it did...

[GypsyGoth]

Thanks guys :love:

[Pete.]

Surely this emoticon was made for that song :umm2:

[Niamh.]

:laugh: Claudia you nutter

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh:

[Jay.]

ahahah what did I just read? love it

[Shaun]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/05/25/russia.jpg
Rudolph here with the Russian entry, Vladimir - Vladimir, are you happy with your performance?
Yes.
And what of these claims that TiBB Eurovision is not going to accept your political views?
Suck my dick.
I see. Here's Azerbaijan

[Black Dagger]

Claudia FFS :joker:

[jackc1806]

Here we go :love:

[Shaun]

bnVUHWCynig&feature=kp

The artist is : Artur Rasizade, the current prime minister of the country of Azerbaijain

Song title is : Eyebrows feat. Solange

Remember those walls Marc built?
Well, baby they're tumbling down
And they didn't even put up a fight
Because the server just went down
Zee found a way to let Crabs in
Mollie, like the whole of TiBB had a doubt
Standing in the light of Ammi's halo
I got my Audrey Hepburn now

It's like Scott's been awakened
Every rule he was breakin'
It's the risk he was taking
The mods shut you out!

Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by your gifs of aggressive black women
Ben, I can see your eyebrows
You know Weightwatchers bread is Salman's saving grace
You're everything I need and more
They're all over your face
Ben, I can feel your eyebrows
They'll never fade away

I can feel your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can see your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can feel your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can see your eyebrows, eyebrows.
Eyebrows, ooh ooh...

Hit me hard like Solange
In a lift in the hotel
You're the only one that I want
Think I'm addicted to your nudes
I swore I'd never fall again
But this don't even feel like falling
Gravity can't forget to pull me back to the ground again after Solange kicked me in the cock

It's like the Social Groups guy's been awakened
Every rule he was breakin'
It's the risk he was taking
The mods shut you out!

Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by your Arista's threads about ASDAWALMART
Ben, I can see your eyebrows
You know Guinness is Niamh's saving grace
You're everything I need and more
They're all over your face
Ben, I can feel your eyebrows
They'll never fade away

I can feel your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can see your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can feel your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can see your eyebrows, eyebrows..
Eyebrows, ooh ooh...
I can feel your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can see your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can feel your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can see your eyebrows, eyebrows
Eyebrows, ooh ooh...
Eyebrows, ooh ooh...
Eyebrows, ooh ooh, oh...

Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by your everyone's nudes :creep:
Ben, I'm bored of your eyebrows
They aren't my saving grace
You're weave is everything Shaun needs and more
It's written all over his face
Ben, I'm clocking your eyebrows
Pray they fade away


stage directions-
Basically, during the Solange verse a giant lift comes down to reveal Solange in killer heels, she then kicks the artist in the cock as directed in the song.

These are her heels : http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llsjj3vfBx1qdgccoo1_500.jpg

[T*]

Omg claudia :laugh2:

[Jay.]

Hit me hard like Solange
In a lift in the hotel
:joker::joker::joker::joker:

and the shoes hahaha love it jack well done!

[T*]

OMFG :laugh2:

[Niamh.]

Great job JC :love:

[Ammi]

..Jack a superb entry..:lovedup:..

[Natalie.]

These are amazing :laugh:

[Livia]

LOL Jack... excellent...

[GypsyGoth]

"Hit me hard like Solange
In a lift in the hotel"

:laugh2:

[jackc1806]

Thanks guys :lovedup:

[Shaun]

oh christ i'm next

[Ammi]

..Shaun..:love:..

[Shaun]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/74763000/jpg/_74763578_74763577.jpg
Luxembourg? Never heard of it.

[Shaun]

"British Place" by Nigi Faraj

1XZ-2m9evNA

Lyrics:
http://i.imgur.com/pmETYYk.gif

[Verse 1]
Let's take control of the electoral system
Europeans everywhere, don't say you missed them
When they come over here, they be stealing jobs
Or got knives concealed like filthy yobs,
And they smell, they're Hell, they always gotta yell
Their food stinks, though I admit they cook well.
They smoke, they toke, they might sell coke,
They be comin' over here, ain't no wonder we broke.
Take a mother****ing trip (trip) on some bloody ship (ship)
Kiss them toodle-pip (pip) benefits go snip (snip)
These the kind of polls I was hopin' for
And yes you'll get slapped if you vote Labour

I said, excuse me, can I count on your vote?
My demographic's always watching Murder, She Wrote,
I mean, my face bloats, I may look like a scrote
But I can't help it, got a party to promote
Vote UKIP, vote UKIP, somebody please get me into parliament
I am Nigi Faraj, I make my facts up; wary around blacks and avoid tax stuff

[Chorus]
Look, we got the Tories runnin' away
Sporting purple flags even though we ain't gay
We just love the U-U-U-U, U-U-U-U-K
Keep this a British place
U-U-U-U, U-U-U-U-K
Yeah, that's that British place
U-U-U-U, U-U-U-U-K
Keep this a British place
U-U-U-U, U-U-U-U-K
Such a bloody disgrace.

[Verse 2]
This one is for the boys in the Poland
I'll meet you at the airport when you hoes land
Respect the wishes of the European court?
But I think I like it better when we deport
And I think I hate the thought of gay marriage,
Call myself Faraj when my name is Farrage
Forgive the expenses that I took, expenses that I took
'fore you ask me to **** off-off...

Excuse me, can I borrow your time? You know I've really got it in for Albanian guys
I mean, sigh, sick of these guys. You can tell I believe what the Daily Mail writes, oh
Vote UKIP, vote UKIP, somebody please swallow my old bull****
I am Nigi Faraj, I make my facts up; wary around blacks and avoid tax stuff

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
See, you need a guy who's gonna say
No, in the EU we can't stay
French and Germans please go away (ay-ay)
Boy, I'm running out of xenophobic cliches
Just sick of all these Belgians that we have to obey
Oh, keep out of the, U-U-U-U, U-U-U-U-K
Don't you love the U-U-U-U, U-U-U-U-K?

[Chorus]x2

[Black Dagger]

:joker: :joker:

[T*]

:laugh2: DId you sing this shaun?

[Shaun]

i did :blush2:

[Jay.]

omg hahahaha perfect <3

[Pete.]

Love this bop

UUUUUUUUUUUK

Nicki would be proud

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: :laugh2:

[Ammi]

..oh jeez Shaun..:worship:...Nigi Faraj..:lovedup:...

[Drew.]

:joker: well done Shaun, wonderful voice..

[Benjamin]

bnVUHWCynig&feature=kp

The artist is : Artur Rasizade, the current prime minister of the country of Azerbaijain

Song title is : Eyebrows feat. Solange

Remember those walls Marc built?
Well, baby they're tumbling down
And they didn't even put up a fight
Because the server just went down
Zee found a way to let Crabs in
Mollie, like the whole of TiBB had a doubt
Standing in the light of Ammi's halo
I got my Audrey Hepburn now

It's like Scott's been awakened
Every rule he was breakin'
It's the risk he was taking
The mods shut you out!

Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by your gifs of aggressive black women
Ben, I can see your eyebrows
You know Weightwatchers bread is Salman's saving grace
You're everything I need and more
They're all over your face
Ben, I can feel your eyebrows
They'll never fade away

I can feel your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can see your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can feel your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can see your eyebrows, eyebrows.
Eyebrows, ooh ooh...

Hit me hard like Solange
In a lift in the hotel
You're the only one that I want
Think I'm addicted to your nudes
I swore I'd never fall again
But this don't even feel like falling
Gravity can't forget to pull me back to the ground again after Solange kicked me in the cock

It's like the Social Groups guy's been awakened
Every rule he was breakin'
It's the risk he was taking
The mods shut you out!

Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by your Arista's threads about ASDAWALMART
Ben, I can see your eyebrows
You know Guinness is Niamh's saving grace
You're everything I need and more
They're all over your face
Ben, I can feel your eyebrows
They'll never fade away

I can feel your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can see your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can feel your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can see your eyebrows, eyebrows..
Eyebrows, ooh ooh...
I can feel your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can see your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can feel your eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows
I can see your eyebrows, eyebrows
Eyebrows, ooh ooh...
Eyebrows, ooh ooh...
Eyebrows, ooh ooh, oh...

Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by your everyone's nudes :creep:
Ben, I'm bored of your eyebrows
They aren't my saving grace
You're weave is everything Shaun needs and more
It's written all over his face
Ben, I'm clocking your eyebrows
Pray they fade away


stage directions-
Basically, during the Solange verse a giant lift comes down to reveal Solange in killer heels, she then kicks the artist in the cock as directed in the song.

These are her heels : http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llsjj3vfBx1qdgccoo1_500.jpg

I'm trying to catch up best I can while trying to help Novo and Locke. But this is amazing :lovedup:

I'll look through all entries properly before voting.

[Ramsay]

Ive caught up
Shaun :joker: :joker:

[jackc1806]

Hilarious Shaun :love:

[Livia]

Amazing... brilliant job Shaun LOL..

[T*]

Oh god it's me now

[jackc1806]

I'm trying to catch up best I can while trying to help Novo and Locke. But this is amazing :lovedup:

I'll look through all entries properly before voting.

Thanks Ben :love:

[Natalie.]

Shaun that is perfection

[Shaun]

it's now on itunes support the artists x

[Shaun]

http://292fc373eb1b8428f75b-7f75e5eb51943043279413a54aaa858a.r38.cf3.rackcdn.c om/4c2239b903bbd6aae6b0f11c503a1c503663498540-1391838853-52f5c685-620x348.jpg
We'll always have Paris...
Steady on, love. Here's Sweden!

[Pete.]

You made the mistake of putting it on YouTube xx
(JK #BuyBritneyJean)

[T*]

:amazed:

[Pete.]

:amazed;
Flop :hehe:

[Shaun]

SluttyTina69- Menopause
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http://i.imgur.com/Fl6G2Sc.png

[A blonde/redheaded woman who looks a bit like a gremlin (SluttyTina69) with sunglasses emerges from a giant vagina positioned at the middle of the stage*]


[Music Starts]

[SluttyTina69 walks over to a bathroom positioned on the left, sits on a toilet which has a man in a pregnancy test costume dancing beside it]

I stand here waiting for the test, it's been long
You see, I missed the painters coming in,
Is it right or is it wrong?
If only I could turn back time,
Then you couldn't hear
Me saying: I found the hole, put it in here
[grinds on the pregnancy test man]

It must be Menopause, Menopause, Menopause
It must be Menopause-pause
Must be Menopause-pause
Must be, I'm not pregnant, surely?
Menopause, Menopause, Menopause

Oh god I'm getting a hot flush
(Help! It's so hot)
I feel like bitching
(make it real loud)
Is there blood coming from my vag yet?
(I'll turn the lights on)
Nope, still nothing, lol :)))))
(I need to bleed pls)

M-E-N-O-P-A-U-S-E
I need tena lady!
No more eggs now - now!
M-E-N-O-P-A-U-S-E


I've overheard your theory
"Nolstalgia is for gleeks"
I guess sir, if you say so,
But I don't ****ing know what that has to do with menopause, can you please go away.

I'm going through menopause, or I might have a baby in me.

It must be menopause, menopause, menopause,
It's must be menopause-pause,
Must be menopause - pause
It's probably because I just turned 50,
Menopause, menopause, menopause

Oh god I'm getting a hot flush
(Help! It's so hot)
I feel like bitching
(make it real loud)
Is there blood coming from my vag yet?
(I'll turn the lights on)
Nope, still nothing, lol :)))))
(I need to bleed pls)

M-E-N-O-P-A-U-S-E
I need tena lady!
No more eggs now - now!

No more eggs
No more eggs now

It must be menopause, menopause, menopause,
It's must be menopause-pause,
Must be menopause - pause
It's probably because I just turned 50,
Menopause, menopause, menopause

Oh god I'm getting a hot flush
(Help! It's so hot)
I feel like bitching
(make it real loud)
Is there blood coming from my vag yet?
(I'll turn the lights on)
Nope, still nothing, lol :)))))
(I need to bleed pls)

M-E-N-O-P-A-U-S-E
I need tena lady!
No more eggs now - now!

Wait... *She looks at pregnancy test*
I'm... I'm pregnant...

9 months later....

'ELLO THE NAMES TINA MALONE AND WELCOME TO MY TLC DOCKUMENTKARY, I CKALLED ME BABBY FLAME LUK AT HER AW INST SHE SWEET

[T*]

Flop :hehe:

Just like my song will be :(

[Pete.]

Go for it Tina