2014 TiBB Lounge™ - Part 2

[Z]

quick guys get your predictions in

i reckon he tried to hit on a guy but the guy had been dead for half an hour

No I was disco winching last night and then went for lunch with my best friend today who brought a posse of people with him including the person whose mouth I am well acquainted with but whose name I couldn't remember

:facepalm:

[Vanessa]

:laugh:

[Jessica.]

No I was disco winching last night and then went for lunch with my best friend today who brought a posse of people with him including the person whose mouth I am well acquainted with but whose name I couldn't remember

:facepalm:

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker: Did they try to talk to you?!?!

[Kazanne]

Only went and passed didn't I

Well done Jake,good on you.

[Jake.]

Ty all :love:

[Shaun]

well done jakob <3

[Z]

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker: Did they try to talk to you?!?!

No!!! :laugh2:

[Natalie.]

Well done Jake :D

[AnnieK]

Well done jake :love:

[Shaun]

i have new pillows and now my bed is really bouncy and almost too comfy

#firstworldproblems

[Kazanne]

i have new pillows and now my bed is really bouncy and almost too comfy

#firstworldproblems

I love new pillows,that first time you sink into them is just lush.:hugesmile:

[Jake.]

well done jakob <3

Well done Jake :D

Well done jake :love:

<3

[Vanessa]

Watching Masterchef is making me hungry. :hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

Does anyone know if ninastar lost her hamster last night?

[Jake.]

Does anyone know if ninastar lost her hamster last night?

her hamster died :(

[T*]

Just made cake pops :amazed:

[Glenn.]

I can't wait to go to bed tonight. I'm absolutely shattered.

[AnnieK]

I can't wait to go to bed tonight. I'm absolutely shattered.

Me too Glenn....

[Kazanne]

her hamster died :(

Aw,I know she said it was dying but not sure if it had,thanks for telling me Jake.

[Jake.]

Might watch Toy Story or Aladdin :dazzler:

[Glenn.]

I'm in bed :flutter:

[Jessica.]

Are you alone Glenn? :evilgrin:

[Glenn.]

Are you alone Glenn? :evilgrin:

Unfortunately yes :sad:

[T*]

Unfortunately yes :sad:

That's what you think.. :devil:

[Jessica.]

:umm2:

[Kazanne]

Unfortunately yes :sad:

http://www.e-forwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Bedugs-be-afraid.jpeg

:evilgrin:

[Glenn.]

:umm2:

[Glenn.]

I Hoover my mattress I'll have you know :hmph:

[michael21]

I Hover my mattress I'll have you know :hmph:

best get a new one every 3 to 5 years

[michael21]

Kazanne i getting a new bed tomorrow do you want to help test it out :evilgrin:

[T*]

ARGH

[Kazanne]

I Hoover my mattress I'll have you know :hmph:

but the little buggars get everywhere Glenn,especially those nooks and crannies:hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

Kazanne i getting a new bed tomorrow do you want to help test it out :evilgrin:

:joker: always ready for some mattress diving Michael:hugesmile:

[michael21]

:joker: always ready for some mattress diving Michael:hugesmile:

does that have two meaning

[Kazanne]

does that have two meaning

No Michael,when testing a new bed it's imperative to bounce on the mattress to guage it's durability:hugesmile:

[michael21]

No Michael,when testing a new bed it's imperative to bounce on the mattress to guage it's durability:hugesmile:

you make a good point lets do a lot of bouncing might as well make a weekend of it :amazed::evilgrin::love:

[Jessica.]

http://i.imgur.com/3EGf7Yp.png

[michael21]

http://i.imgur.com/3EGf7Yp.png

have some sugar

[Jessica.]

omg I am crying at the button situation + shakira gif that Shaun reblobbed on tumblr help

[Jessica.]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/c5a4c1ef8b4891b9beb355d10a6145e9/tumblr_n3fkr8qeyE1rfcit2o2_500.gif

[Ammi]

https://i.imgur.com/r0nlF5m.jpg

[Ammi]

..Annie, Annie, AnnieK..:love:..who's gonna ride your wild horses..?...

[AnnieK]

Ammi, Ammi, Ammi......as its Friday I thought I'd just let them run wild!

[Ammi]

..I think you hoof made a wise decision there, Annie...yeah Friday..:love:..t'is been a long week, do you have plans for the weekend...?...

[Ammi]

..well actually it's probably been the same size week as always/dumb expressions...

[AnnieK]

No major plans Ammi....I've been so tired this week that I will be happy doing not a lot and just chilling at home with my boys..how about you?

[Jake.]

Last day of college and then two weeks off, lovely

[Ammi]

Last day of college and then two weeks off, lovely


http://25.media.tumblr.com/871077f6830726fec33a94ead171517d/tumblr_mnsvxdrx1H1rqfhi2o1_400.gif

[King Gizzard]

That's a great camel

[King Gizzard]

I'm going to have a kebab

[King Gizzard]

Mmm kebab

[Shaun]

proxykat's been blocked by virgin media :bawling:

[King Gizzard]

There's always new ones that get put up straight away though

[Brother Leon]

http://www.4headaches.co.uk/_assets/images/4head_productpage_stick.jpg

What a lifesaver. 5* placebo effect.

[Samm]

Last day of college and then two weeks off, lovely

me too

but I get a extra 2 days :dazzler:

[King Gizzard]

Restless tonight

[Jake.]

same

[King Gizzard]

Why couldn't we all live near each other and do activities like building a bonfire

[King Gizzard]

Paper mâché

[Vanessa]

I'm so tired today i'll sleep like a baby! :hugesmile:

[Jake.]

Why couldn't we all live near each other and do activities like building a bonfire

in Josy's back garden

[Jake.]

ah I actually want to sit by a bonfire now

[King Gizzard]

Listening to folk music and camping out

[Jake.]

I bet you have a decent record collection under your sleeve (ha)

[King Gizzard]

Bit of frisbee

[Jake.]

That one took a while to come back to me

[King Gizzard]

Jake sign up to the grand national sweepstake we're 6 people short and I've been waiting for ages now lol

[Jake.]

done

[King Gizzard]

Thank you dude

[Jake.]

No worries dude

[King Gizzard]

Sick dude

[AnnieK]

Paper mâché

I made a paper mâché dinosaur egg last week!!

[Jake.]

Slick dude

[Jake.]

Annie could you join in and add dude onto the end of that?

[King Gizzard]

yes Annie you are the coolest

[King Gizzard]

dude

[Jake.]

d

[Jake.]

u

[King Gizzard]

Can tell I am watching lords of dogtown

[AnnieK]

Sure thang dude.....

I hope someone knows some scary as stories for round the campfire

[Jake.]

I'm sure that josy has some tales to share

[AnnieK]

yes Annie you are the coolest

You got that right dude!!



this sounds so lame coming from me......dude

[Natalie.]

is warm bodies any good

[Kate!]

Hello. I'm bloody knackered

[Ammi]

..what have you been up to, Kate..?..

[Jake.]

gonna watch a movie before bed, I'm thinking Toy Story 2

[Ammi]

gonna watch a movie before bed, I'm thinking Toy Story 2


..I'm thinking that sounds perfect, I think I'll go and watch it as well, Jake..:amazed:...I'll throw the popcorn your way...

[Jake.]

..I'm thinking that sounds perfect, I think I'll go and watch it as well, Jake..:amazed:...I'll throw the popcorn your way...

I've actually got some popcorn as well Ammi :amazed: this will be a great night in

[AnnieK]

Is there only me in the world who doesn't like popcorn?

[Jake.]

Is there only me in the world who doesn't like popcorn?

I'm afraid so Annie

[Ammi]

I've actually got some popcorn as well Ammi :amazed: this will be a great night in


..ok, let's synchronise..around 9.45pm..?...I'll have to hide away at the scary bits though...:worry:...

[Ammi]

..no worries, there is ice cream for you, Annie...

[Natalie.]

What's your favourite Toy Story?

[Kazanne]

Is there only me in the world who doesn't like popcorn?

no Annie,I don't like it either:hugesmile:

[Z]

Restless tonight

Me too. Probably due to the two cans of Coca Cola I drank earlier and the not having anything to do all day

[Jake.]

..ok, let's synchronise..around 9.45pm..?...I'll have to hide away at the scary bits though...:worry:...

It's a date :love:

What's your favourite Toy Story?

Probably number 2 though I haven't seen it in years.. watched the 1st last night though

[AnnieK]

no Annie,I don't like it either:hugesmile:

Hooray, I'm not a freak!!

[AnnieK]

What's your favourite Toy Story?

Toy Story 3 - mainly because it's my sons favourite and I've seen it so much.

I enjoyed the Halloween one they did recently too..I'm such a big kid, I literally force him to watch them so I can see them too :laugh:

[Z]

Thinking about nipping to Tesco to buy some salted cashews. Ought to be a wild Friday night.

[AnnieK]

Thinking about nipping to Tesco to buy some salted cashews. Ought to be a wild Friday night.

Steady on Z.....

Have you taken all necessary precautions, wrapping yourself in cotton wool, a high vis jacket and hard hat.

[Kate!]

I've been very bad...

#kate'sbeenverybadpart583647893

[AnnieK]

How bad?

[Ammi]

..Z discovers he has a nut allergy..:/....

[Kate!]

How bad?

I've been fighting! D:

[Ammi]

..hmm, I'll have to catch up on you badness tomorrow Kate...I have to go and watch a movie now....JAKE, PRESS THE PAUSE BUTTON, I'm on my way now...

[Ammi]

..Kate..:fist:...

[Kate!]

Enjoy Ammi :)

[Jake.]

..hmm, I'll have to catch up on you badness tomorrow Kate...I have to go and watch a movie now....JAKE, PRESS THE PAUSE BUTTON, I'm on my way now...

Are you actually watching it? :laugh:

[AnnieK]

Fighting with whom??

[Kate!]

..Kate..:fist:...

:laugh: I'll pm you all the goss in the morning!

[Kate!]

Fighting with whom??

My Brothers wife and this other bitch

[AnnieK]

Come on...spill

[AnnieK]

Physically fighting?? D:

[Z]

Steady on Z.....

Have you taken all necessary precautions, wrapping yourself in cotton wool, a high vis jacket and hard hat.

AND put my gum guard in!

[Jake.]

omg was there blood

[AnnieK]

AND put my gum guard in!

:laugh2: You can never be TOO careful, good thinking

[AnnieK]

Has anyone ever had a full on fight??

[Kate!]

I went to the dentist this afternoon and on the way back I decided to knock on this Sue woman's door and ask her if she knew anything about my brother and his wife scattering my mums ashes (she's friends with my sister in law...spit) anyway she phoned my sister in law up and they turned up in the car, started taunting me about my mum, things escalated, she said loads of insulting stuff about me, my mum, Josh and going on about scattering the ashes in Blackpool and how good it felt to rub my nose in it blah blah....,

[AnnieK]

Can you not get an injunction against them doing things without your consent....

Did you punch her in the face?

[Kate!]

So I completely lost it and went for her, Josh tried to stop me and this Sue bitch hit me in the face, Josh and me fell on the carpark, she fell into my sister in law. My Brother got out the car and was actually gonna go for me but this chap Dave stopped him, I was back up and trying to smack my sister in law one.

[Kate!]

Then my sister in law laughed in my face and said to Josh that it was a great day out when they scattered the ashes and it was a lovely memory for them, so I went for her again but Josh kept blocking me saying it's not worth it. In the end my mate turned up and her and Josh dragged me kicking and screaming like a banshee that I was gonna ****ing kill her.

Omg it was really awful (but kinda funny afterwards) :eek: it's been a hell of a long time since I kicked off like that and it had been a few months coming tbh!!!!

[AnnieK]

What a witch she sounds....I don't think anyone would have been able to stop me...red mist and all that.

You'll probably feel better tomorrow now all that pent up emotion has gone....

[Natalie.]

How awful she is

[Kate!]

I feel really good now. I needed the release tbh!

Evil Fecking bitchnbastard

[King Gizzard]

Definitely time for a soppy rom com

[AnnieK]

Definitely time for a soppy rom com

:love:

[King Gizzard]

Or Pawn Stars

[AnnieK]

Do you watch storage hunters Nathan?

[King Gizzard]

Yeeeeeeeep

[AnnieK]

I'm totally addicted to it... I don't even know why buti love it...

[King Gizzard]

Yeah it's so so fake..things planted in the lockers..

And how they go "ah I ll get 50 bucks for these cars" no you ****ing won't

[Natalie.]

what romcom are you watching?

[AnnieK]

Yeah it's so so fake..things planted in the lockers..

And how they go "ah I ll get 50 bucks for these cars" no you ****ing won't

:laugh2:

[King Gizzard]

Is that wallflower one with Emma Watson in it a rom com cause that's the only DVD close to the TV and I can't be bothered to go upstairs

[Kate!]

Ooh I've got that somewhere n not watched it yet either!

[Natalie.]

Oh yeah, I want to watch that

[King Gizzard]

Ah yeah, crunchie ice cream

[Natalie.]

Had a nobbly bobbly earlier

[King Gizzard]

:joker:

[Natalie.]

Quite bored tonight

[Z]

Watching This Is The End. Seen it already but I'm bored and it made me laugh the first time I saw it

[Kate!]

I'm bloody toasting. We need air con. :pipe:

[Natalie.]

wQMrusT0tRM

:elephant:

[King Gizzard]

I love chocolate milk and I don't even care

[King Gizzard]

Chocolate milk, chocolate milk

[Roy Mars III]

regular milk>

[Jessica.]

Been looking after my nieces and nephew since 2:15pm today, I am withered. They are finally all asleep now, I just want to sleep myself. :joker:

[King Gizzard]

Is that the dick from the Inbetweeners movie in Divergent..how random

[Jake.]

nevermind i went with Aladdin

[Natalie.]

chocolate rain

[T*]

I had 3 cans of coke zero today, what is wrong with me

[Jake.]

I had 3 cans of coke zero today, what is wrong with me

cor calm down Tom, you wild child

[T*]

http://www.betcheslovethis.com/files/uploads/images/cokezero.gif

[King Gizzard]

What a badass

[Shaun]

why does nipple hair grow faster & longer than chest hair

[Jessica.]

chocolate rain

some stay dry and others feel the pain

[Jake.]

right bed time, lovely 4:45 start in the morning :dazzler:

[King Gizzard]

Always having to pluck the circle of hair around my nipples

[King Gizzard]

right bed time, lovely 4:45 start in the morning :dazzler:

Didn't know Burger King was open early

[T*]

-flaunts new avi-

[Jessica.]

why does nipple hair grow faster & longer than chest hair

:umm2: It sounds like a painful thing to remove.

[Jake.]

Didn't know Burger King was open early

well i have to get there for 6 for my shift lol

[T*]

I haven't had a Burger King in ages, there isn't one in southport.

[King Gizzard]

There isn't one here either

[T*]

What town do you live in, Nathan?

[Jake.]

don't worry guys I'm using my BK Powers to get stores opened across the nation

[Jessica.]

This is how close they are together in my city, purple is Burger King and red is McDonald's, it's unfortunate for Burger King because McDonald's is always full of people and it seems like everyones first choice. :joker:

[Jessica.]

http://puu.sh/7WbLS.jpg

[Shaun]

i never pluck it, just wait until it gets ridiculous and then cut them with scissors

[Jessica.]

Now I am scared that I will grow hairs there. :sad:

[Shaun]

poor BK :(

torquay has 4 subways in one street and just the one BK and I swear all 4 subways are always busier than it

[T*]

Perhaps they don't have one in southport because it won't be busy as my town is tiny.

[T*]

We have 3 McDonalds, 2 KFC (new one opening soon), 2 subway, and idk what else.

[Jessica.]

:joker: I always see people letting their kid get a crown from Burger King and then going across the road to McDonald's for the food too.

There's a few Subways in my city and they're always popular, I am not surprised though. :love: Subway is a way of life.

[T*]

Jess my Mum came in the room, looked at your sig and went "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT" :laugh2:

[Jessica.]

I hope you told her it was the signature of a fabulous Irish woman.

When I first began coming on TiBB, Tommy had a signature with naked mannequins and I found it so embarrassing if someone saw them on my screen, I would always try to angle the screen away if I was reading a thread that Tommy posted in. :joker:

[Natalie.]

Welcome to goodburger, home of the goodburger can I take your order :spin:

[King Gizzard]

Yeah alright I'll have a jacket potato

[Natalie.]

extra cheese :bigsmile:

[Jessica.]

*never had a jacket potato*

[King Gizzard]

It is a toss up between wetherspoons and subway today for lunch

[King Gizzard]

I have 2 free subs on my card so I am going to get 4 and eat them all in one sitting

[Jessica.]

4 footlongs? :shocked:

[Natalie.]

don't think i have ever been to subway

[King Gizzard]

Ok maybe not all in one sitting

[Shaun]

i had a footlong today :smug:

subway vouchers <3 footlong meal deal for 4.99

[Glenn.]

4 footlongs? :shocked:

That's so close to perfection

[Tom4784]

Hmm, I think I might go to Tesco's, I'm in the mood for some Chunkie Cookies <3

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/u0ziIq7.gif

[King Gizzard]

Get me a wham bar

[Shaun]

upset glenn's sig doesn't have the nolan-bulge version of the gif tbh

[Shaun]

i'll have an apple turnover if you don't mind deanne

[Jessica.]

http://i.imgur.com/Zp0hs5M.gif

[King Gizzard]

dane

[Niall]

I'm so bored

(I say as if there's not like 4 TV shows waiting to be finished, an uncompleted video game on my Xbox, or a novel for me to read for uni.)

[King Gizzard]

Really want to sleep but don't want to wake up really early on a Saturday

[Natalie.]

Oh I wondered why there was a picture of some footballers shorts

[Tom4784]

i'll have an apple turnover if you don't mind deanne

Get me a wham bar

Lazy bitches.

[lily.]

I see the nightshift are on.

[Glenn.]

upset glenn's sig doesn't have the nolan-bulge version of the gif tbh

I meant to switch it over the other night actually. I cba right now so deal with it tbh

[T*]

I hope you told her it was the signature of a fabulous Irish woman.

When I first began coming on TiBB, Tommy had a signature with naked mannequins and I found it so embarrassing if someone saw them on my screen, I would always try to angle the screen away if I was reading a thread that Tommy posted in. :joker:

I had to do that when Glenn started having the man deepthroating the banana sig :joker:

[Jessica.]

Today in town my nephew and two nieces and I had to wait 25mins for a bus and we were starving but I had no money, so I bought a packet of rainbow cookies from Deals(Poundland family) and we sat on the ground at the bus stop eating them, we are so classy.

[Niall]

Oh my God I've been on this website for four years what the ****

[Jessica.]

Me!

[Tom4784]

Oh my God I've been on this website for four years what the ****

Get on my level.

[King Gizzard]

5 years in 2 months for me, more than a 5th of my life spent wasting time on here

[Z]

Get on my level.

Come back when you're pushing 9 years

[Glenn.]

8yrs :umm2:

[Jessica.]

Sticks is gonna post next.

[Z]

Wrong Jessica

m60XKqEEnfg

[Tom4784]

Come back when you're pushing 9 years

IKR, people need a Ouija board to talk to you.

[Niall]

Me!

That was a dark and difficult period in my life of which we shall never speak about again.

I did not exist before the summer of 2012. Nope. No way. Nah.

Sticks is gonna post next.

Oh god please no

[Z]

IKR, people need a Ouija board to talk to you.

People need to be blindfolded to talk to you :hmph: troll :hmph:

[Glenn.]

I just cut my toenails

[Tom4784]

People need to be blindfolded to talk to you :hmph: troll :hmph:

At least I'm not a walking talking Omen of Doom :hmph:

[Z]

At least I'm not a walking talking Omen of Doom :hmph:

At least I am, what have you got going for you :hmph:

[Glenn.]

Gregs like the person that has a premonition in the Final Destination films. Saves everyone then they all die in a more horrible way.

[Niall]

Poor Greg

[Tom4784]

At least I am, what have you got going for you :hmph:

Not risking a freak accident every time I go out the front door :hmph:

[Z]

:hmph: I'm not an accident waiting to happen anymore, now I'm just tragically embarrassing, I'm like a phoenix rising from the ashes and falling into another fire

[Shaun]

That was a dark and difficult period in my life of which we shall never speak about again.

I did not exist before the summer of 2012. Nope. No way. Nah.

I find that I say this about different periods of my life as I go on... I remember cringing at my 14yo self as a 16yo... 16yo self as an 18yo... now i just cringe at whatever i did yesterday

can you imagine i listened to a jessie j song

[Glenn.]

I genuinely feared for Jonathan when you both met Greg.

[lily.]

Come back when you're pushing 9 years

Preach sister.

[Shaun]

meeting greg is a lot like feeding ducks at the pond

he ate all my bread

#antipunchlines

[Tom4784]

Preach sister.

Oh look, Casper's found a friend.

[lily.]

Get back in the kitchen Dean.

[Glenn.]

Wendy

[lily.]

meeting greg is a lot like feeding ducks at the pond

he ate all my bread

#antipunchlines

Is it bad that I laughed out loud at this.

[T*]

Oh my God I've been on this website for four years what the ****

I've been on for 5 http://i.imgur.com/OFZjXBB.jpg

[King Gizzard]

do the chickens have large talons

[Z]

I've met 4 TiBBers now isn't that amazing

[Smithy]

I've been on for 5 http://i.imgur.com/OFZjXBB.jpg

you were banned for like 4 of them

[Tom4784]

Get back in the kitchen Dean.

Gladly, wouldn't want to risk you going instead given you are to cooking what the pilot of that missing plane is to flying.

[lily.]

Gladly, wouldn't want to risk you going instead given you are to cooking what the pilot of that missing plane is to flying.

Frighteningly accurate..

[lily.]

I've met 4 TiBBers now isn't that amazing

I feel like I should have met you by now.. we live the closest out of all our group.. :/

[Z]

I feel like I should have met you by now.. we live the closest out of all our group.. :/

Let's do it before I move back up to Aberdeen :amazed:

[Shaun]

the awkward reveal now of greg's tickets to atlanta :umm2:

[lily.]

Let's do it before I move back up to Aberdeen :amazed:

Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it now...

I'll check my hectic schedule..

[Z]

Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it now...

I'll check my hectic schedule..

IMFREETOMORROW:amazed:

[lily.]

lmao.. that wasn't creepy at all..

[Z]

lmao.. that wasn't creepy at all..

I've had 3 cans of Coca Cola today out of boredom, I've forgotten all etiquette

[lily.]

Socially awkward sugar rush ftw.

[lily.]

Seriously though.. we are gonna do it.. [meet up that is.. ... unless you wanna ... I mean I wouldn't say no ... wait what were we talking about?]

[lily.]

Oh on that note.. we were discussing the James Franco thing in college today and it was generally agreed that we wouldn't have shown the internet, the world and the media his indecent proposal.. we'd have been in there like a dog eating biscuits..

[Z]

Seriously though.. we are gonna do it.. [meet up that is.. ... unless you wanna ... I mean I wouldn't say no ... wait what were we talking about?]

:amazed: It'll be fabulous :love:

[Glenn.]

Oh on that note.. we were discussing the James Franco thing in college today and it was generally agreed that we wouldn't have shown the internet, the world and the media his indecent proposal.. we'd have been in there like a dog eating biscuits..

-agrees-

[lily.]

Glenn <3

[Glenn.]

I would of been like, "**** you mum, **** my birthday I'm going out"

[Shaun]

ikr

who the **** turns down franco

like you could've asked his brother to join in and EVERYTHING

[Z]

I would turn down James Franco, he seems creepy :umm2: