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Morgan.

23-04-2016, 01:04 PM

BBCAN4 in BBCAN3

Week #1:
Initial Nominees: Kelsey and Loveita
Veto Players: Kelsey, Loveita, Christine, Jared, Joel, Paige
Veto Winner: Joel
Veto Used: No
Replacement: No one
Final Nominees: Kelsey and Loveita
Evicted: Kelsey [Evicted by Canada]

Week #2:
Head of Household: Joel
Initial Nominees: Jared and Raul
Veto Players: Joel, Jared, Raul, Cassandra, Tim, Nick and Phil
Veto Winner: Cassandra
Veto Used: No
Replacement: No one
Final Nominees: Jared and Raul
Evicted: Jared [7-5]

Instant Eviction:
Head of Household: Tim
Nominees: Nick and Phil and Dallas
Evicted: Nick and Phil [7-4]

Week #3:
Head of Household: Raul
Initial Nominees: Maddy and Nikki
Veto Players: Raul, Maddy, Nikki, Ramsey, Tim, Christine
Veto Winner: Maddy
Veto Used: Yes on Maddy
Replacement: Loveita
Final Nominees: Loveita and Nikki
Evicted: Loveita [6-4]

Week #4:
Head of Household: Joel
Initial Nominees: Paige and Raul
Special Veto: Double Veto
Veto Players: Joel, Paige, Raul, Dallas, Maddy, Cassandra
Veto Winner: Dallas
Veto Used: No
Replacement: No one
Final Nominees: Paige and Raul
Evicted: Raul [6-3]

Week #5:
Head of Household: Canada
Initial Nominees: Paige and Sharry
Veto Players: Ramsey, Paige, Sharry, Mitchell, Dallas, Cassandra
Veto Winner: Paige
Veto Used: Yes on Paige
Replacement: Christine
Final Nominees: Christine and Sharry
Evicted: Christine [8-1]

Week #6:
Head of Household: Mitchell
Initial Nominees: Nick and Phil and Dallas
Veto Players: Mitchell, Nick and Phil, Dallas, Ramsey, Nikki, Tim
Veto Winner: Tim
Veto Used: No
Replacement: No one
Final Nominees: Nick and Phil and Dallas
Evicted: Nick and Phil [5-3]

Week #7:
Head of Household: Nikki
Initial Nominees: Cassandra and Maddy
Veto Players: Nikki, Cassandra, Maddy, Joel, Ramsey, Tim
Veto Winner: Nikki
Veto Used: No
Replacement: No one
Final Nominees: Cassandra and Maddy
Evicted: Cassandra [4-3]

Triple Eviction:
Head of Household: Maddy
Initial Nominees: Joel, Nikki, Tim
Veto Players: Joel, Nikki, Tim, Mitchell, Dallas, Sharry
Veto Winner: Joel
Veto Used: Yes on Joel
Replacement: Sharry
Final Nominees: Sharry and Nikki
Evicted: Nikki [0 votes to stay] and Tim [2 votes to stay]

Week #8:
Head of Household: Dallas
Have-Nots: Joel and Mitchell
Initial Nominees: Sharry and Mitchell
Veto Players: Dallas, Sharry, Mitchell, Joel, Ramsey
Veto Winner: Dallas
Have-Not Super Power Finder: Joel
Veto Used: Yes on Sharry
Replacement: Joel
Post-Veto Nominees: Joel and Mitchell
Saved With Super Power: Joel and Mitchell
Replacements: Maddy and Paige
Final Nominees: Maddy and Paige
Evicted: Paige [2-2]

Week #9:
Head of Household: Maddy
Initial Nominees: Joel and Sharry
Veto Players: Maddy, Joel, Sharry, Mitchell, Ramsey, Dallas
Veto Winner: Sharry
Veto Used: Yes on Sharry
Replacement: Dallas
Final Nominees: Joel and Dallas
Evicted: Dallas [2-1]

Double Eviction:
Head of Household: Ramsey
Initial Nominees: Sharry and Mitchell
Veto Players: Ramsey, Sharry, Mitchell, Maddy, Joel
Veto Winner: Joel
Veto Used: No
Replacement: No one
Final Nominees: Sharry and Mitchell
Evicted: Nikki [2-0]

Week #10:
Head of Household: Maddy
Initial Nominees: Mitchell and Joel
Veto Players: Maddy, Mitchell, Joel, Ramsey
Veto Winner: Ramsey
Veto Used: No
Replacement: No one
Final Nominees: Mitchell and Joel
Evicted: Mitchell [1-0]

Final HoH:
Part 1 Winner: Ramsey
Part 2 Winner: Joel
Part 3 Winner: Ramsey
Nominees: Joel and Maddy
Evicted: Joel [1-0]

Finale:
Finalists: Maddy and Ramsey
Winner: Ramsey [6-3]
America's Favorite: Dallas

Total Wins
5: Joel
4: Ramsey
4: Maddy
3: Dallas
2: Tim
2: Nikki
1: Raul
1: Cassandra
1: Mitchell
1: Sharry
1: Paige
HoH Wins
3: Ramsey
3: Maddy
2: Joel
1: Mitchell
1: Nikki
1: Dallas
1: Raul
1: Tim
PoV Wins
3: Joel
2: Dallas
1: Cassandra
1: Nikki
1: Maddy
1: Paige
1: Tim
1: Sharry
1: Ramsey

Times Nominated
7: Maddy
6: Kelsey
6: Dallas
5: Loveita
5: Christine
4: Joel
4: Sharry
3: Jared
3: Nick and Phil
3: Mitchell
3: Raul
3: Paige
2: Cassandra
2: Tim
2: Nikki
0: Ramsey

Saved With Veto
2: Sharry
1: Paige
1: Maddy

Votes Against
12: Nick and Phil
11: Raul
9: Dallas
8: Christine
7: Jared
6: Loveita
6: Sharry
5: Maddy
5: Paige
4: Cassandra
4: Nikki
2: Joel
2: Tim
1: Mitchell
0: Ramsey
0: Kelsey

LukeB

26-04-2016, 12:13 PM

TotalDrama simulator ... more to be added

http://brantsteele.com/totaldrama/#

Dominic

26-04-2016, 12:30 PM

Flop

Morgan.

26-04-2016, 02:47 PM

TotalDrama simulator ... more to be added

http://brantsteele.com/totaldrama/#

I'm so glad they added this, I love this show!

Headie

04-05-2016, 08:05 PM

Battle of the Namesakes
https://i.snag.gy/hxemYF.jpg

Results:

https://i.snag.gy/t9boUS.jpg

Week #1:
Head of Household: Lisa
Nominees: Caroline and Jade
Veto Players: Lisa, Caroline, Jade, Lesley, Lesley, and Jade
Veto Winner: Jade
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Caroline and Jade
Evicted: Jade (11-6)

Week #2:
Head of Household: Rachel
Nominees: Caroline and Helen
Veto Players: Rachel, Caroline, Helen, Rachel, Lisa, and Jade
Veto Winner: Caroline
Veto Used: Yes on Caroline
Replacement: Lisa
Final Nominees: Lisa and Helen
Evicted: Helen (9-7)

Week #3:
Head of Household: Vanessa
Nominees: Caroline and Ashleigh
Veto Players: Vanessa, Caroline, Ashleigh, Lesley, Sam, and Rachel
Veto Winner: Vanessa
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Caroline and Ashleigh
Evicted: Caroline (8-7)

Week #4:
Head of Household: Lisa
Nominees: Rebecca and Jade
Veto Players: Lisa, Rebecca, Jade, Sam Kay, Vanessa, and Caroline
Veto Winner: Rebecca
Veto Used: Yes on Rebecca
Replacement: Ashleigh
Final Nominees: Ashleigh and Jade
Evicted: Jade (12-2)

Week #5:
Head of Household: Ashleigh
Nominees: Ashleigh and Lesley
Veto Players: Ashleigh, Ashleigh, Lesley, Caroline, Sam Kay, and Lisa
Veto Winner: Caroline
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Ashleigh and Lesley
Evicted: Lesley (10-3)

Week #6:
Head of Household: Ashleigh
Nominees: Ashleigh and Lesley
Veto Players: Ashleigh, Ashleigh, Lesley, Caroline, Vanessa, and Lisa
Veto Winner: Lesley
Veto Used: Yes on Lesley
Replacement: Caroline
Final Nominees: Ashleigh and Caroline
Evicted: Caroline (7-5)

Week #7:
Head of Household: Rachel
Nominees: Lesley and Becky
Veto Players: Rachel, Lesley, Becky, Lisa, Sam Kay, and Rebecca
Veto Winner: Becky
Veto Used: Yes on Becky
Replacement: Ashleigh
Final Nominees: Lesley and Ashleigh
Evicted: Lesley (7-4)

Week #8:
Head of Household: Becky
Nominees: Rachel and Lisa
Veto Players: Becky, Rachel, Lisa, Vanessa, Lisa, and Rebecca
Veto Winner: Becky
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Rachel and Lisa
Evicted: Rachel (7-3)

Week #9:
Head of Household: Sam Kay
Nominees: Sam and Vanessa
Veto Players: Sam Kay, Sam, Vanessa, Ashleigh, Lisa, and Ashleigh
Veto Winner: Vanessa
Veto Used: Yes on Vanessa
Replacement: Rachel
Final Nominees: Sam and Rachel
Evicted: Sam (5-4)

Week #10:
Head of Household: Vanessa
Nominees: Sam Kay and Becky
Veto Players: Vanessa, Sam Kay, Becky, Vanessa, Ashleigh, and Rebecca
Veto Winner: Ashleigh
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Sam Kay and Becky
Evicted: Sam Kay (4-4)

Week #11:
Head of Household: Lisa
Nominees: Becky and Helen
Veto Players: Lisa, Becky, Helen, Ashleigh, Vanessa, and Vanessa
Veto Winner: Vanessa
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Becky and Helen
Evicted: Becky (5-2)

Week #12:
Head of Household: Vanessa
Nominees: Ashleigh and Rebecca
Veto Players: Vanessa, Ashleigh, Rebecca, Lisa, Helen, and Lisa
Veto Winner: Lisa
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Ashleigh and Rebecca
Evicted: Rebecca (3-3)

Week #13:
Head of Household: Ashleigh
Nominees: Ashleigh and Rachel
Veto Players: Ashleigh, Ashleigh, Rachel, Vanessa, Lisa, and Vanessa
Veto Winner: Vanessa
Veto Used: Yes on Ashleigh
Replacement: Lisa
Final Nominees: Lisa and Rachel
Evicted: Rachel (4-1)

Week #14:
Head of Household: Helen
Nominees: Ashleigh and Lisa
Veto Players: Helen, Ashleigh, Lisa, Vanessa, Vanessa, and Lisa
Veto Winner: Vanessa
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Ashleigh and Lisa
Evicted: Ashleigh (3-1)

Week #15:
Head of Household: Lisa
Nominees: Helen and Vanessa
Veto Players: Lisa, Helen, Vanessa, Ashleigh, Lisa, and Vanessa
Veto Winner: Lisa
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Helen and Vanessa
Evicted: Helen (3-0)

Week #16:
Head of Household: Ashleigh
Nominees: Vanessa and Lisa
Veto Players: Ashleigh, Vanessa, Lisa, Lisa, and Vanessa
Veto Winner: Vanessa
Veto Used: Yes on Vanessa
Replacement: Lisa
Final Nominees: Lisa and Lisa
Evicted: Lisa (2-0)

Week #17:
Head of Household: Vanessa
Nominees: Lisa and Ashleigh
Veto Players: Vanessa, Lisa, Ashleigh, and Vanessa
Veto Winner: Lisa
Veto Used: Yes on Lisa
Replacement: Vanessa
Final Nominees: Vanessa and Ashleigh
Evicted: Ashleigh (1-0)

Final HoH:
Part 1 Winner: Vanessa
Part 2 Winner: Vanessa
Part 3 Winner: Vanessa
Final Nominees: Lisa and Vanessa
Evicted: Lisa

Finale:
Finalists: Vanessa and Vanessa
Winner: Vanessa
Fan Favorite: Lisa

LukeB

06-05-2016, 05:21 PM

What has happened to Survivor
http://i.imgur.com/qEoB6fc.png

Nick.

06-05-2016, 05:35 PM

#JasmineToWin

Not too fussed about Total Drama Simulation, at least BBCAN4 should make a nice simulation.

Morgan.

06-05-2016, 05:56 PM

What has happened to Survivor
http://i.imgur.com/qEoB6fc.png

It's the same for HG, some people claiming to be CBS and the makers of HG reported the images - it's in one of their blogs - a link in the news section.

Headie

07-05-2016, 11:03 AM

http://brantsteele.org/blog/2016/05/05/psa-addressing-a-recent-occurrence/

Bye why would you pretend to be CBS/Lionsgate just to get some pics took down for no reason

Hopefully they get put back up soon!

LukeB

07-05-2016, 08:06 PM

Once Upon A Time Big Brother
http://i.imgur.com/nxLmHd1.png

Table
http://i.imgur.com/T2xMi6n.png

Placements
http://i.imgur.com/7Ikvs4d.png

Lostie!

07-05-2016, 08:12 PM

https://45.media.tumblr.com/d00c9c598d11a9b5bf38d368ae0b7666/tumblr_o3wctl6V7Y1tfbx1wo1_250.gif

LukeB

07-05-2016, 11:17 PM

Once Upon A Time (BBCanada3)
http://i.imgur.com/4p5dIri.png

Table
http://i.imgur.com/xOiKJ5g.png

Placements
http://i.imgur.com/46OiBpq.png

LukeB

09-05-2016, 06:03 PM

Revenge
http://i.imgur.com/a3u2Axx.png

Table
http://i.imgur.com/sNWZnru.png

Placements
http://i.imgur.com/eWIueHN.png

Lostie!

11-05-2016, 08:37 PM

Decided to do a Survivor one for the first time (never done one before since I don't watch Survivor :laugh:). Used the cast of BBAU 5 since I'm watching that atm so I used the Australian Outback one, seemed fitting. :laugh:

http://i.imgur.com/6lGFgOX.png

http://i.imgur.com/eCAbnCH.png

http://i.imgur.com/MoqVlcP.png

Table:

http://i.imgur.com/PDHWfVN.png

Headie

17-05-2016, 08:40 PM

The Survivor and Hunger Games pics are back now!

Also they're gonna add a The Challenge format, we get to vote which one we want:
http://brantsteele.org/blog/2016/05/15/the-challenge-formats/#more-6754

MB.

20-05-2016, 11:02 AM

Kaoh Rong's up

http://i.imgur.com/CQQunp8.png

Headie

21-05-2016, 04:17 PM

BBUK 3rd Placers

https://i.snag.gy/VKMrfW.jpg

Jason.

21-05-2016, 04:46 PM

Deana 3rd place queen of the 3rd placers :clap1:

Pete.

21-05-2016, 04:57 PM

Where's BBCAN4 http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar77153_145.gif

LukeB

21-05-2016, 09:11 PM

Survivor Kaoh Rong (Scot and Jason didn't make the cut)
http://i.imgur.com/MVrmaAy.png

Table
http://i.imgur.com/xLHSOI6.png

Placements
http://i.imgur.com/23TdTWA.png

MB.

27-05-2016, 11:05 AM

Survivor: Brains vs. Brawn vs. Beauty

http://i.imgur.com/A7C0xfO.png

MB.

31-05-2016, 04:33 PM

Simulated the S34 cast (without the S33ers) didn't I

http://i.imgur.com/yl2iHxj.png

Amy Jade

31-05-2016, 04:42 PM

This always crashes for me now when I try and change the cast it just shows as broken links :(

MB.

31-05-2016, 07:58 PM

I know how much the mods love posts about Brant Steele so here's the BBCan4 simulator

http://brantsteele.net/bigbrother/canada4/week01.php

Headie

01-06-2016, 01:06 PM

https://i.snag.gy/EaFlf0.jpg

VanessaFeltz.

01-06-2016, 01:12 PM

https://i.snag.gy/EaFlf0.jpg

this needs to happen irl

VanessaFeltz.

01-06-2016, 01:36 PM

http://i.imgur.com/YihIEFW.png my interactive game

Lostie!

02-06-2016, 06:52 PM

http://i.imgur.com/8jcXBGX.png

http://i.imgur.com/KNBLOk1.png

Table:

http://i.imgur.com/6Fg6t4p.png
http://i.imgur.com/nQg8gf0.png

Well ... that was worthwhile.

:idc:

Nick.

03-06-2016, 07:12 PM

Hunger Games: Housemates I Wasn't Too Keen On Edition

http://i.imgur.com/rdojAxA.png?3

Nick.

03-06-2016, 10:49 PM

Why did I think reading back through this thread would be a good thing

http://i.imgur.com/WWnJAB5.png

MB.

05-06-2016, 03:10 PM

Mammoth post coming up… (by which I mean it's hella long, not that I'm doing Survivor: The Stone Age)

http://i.imgur.com/V2Mk7dA.gif

Nineteen Survivor legends and Francesca Hogi have come to the Philippines (or maybe Cambodia) (Nicaragua? Is that it?) to compete in the ultimate game of wit, skill and endurance. Ten of them are former winners – players who know the taste of glory, but won’t know how it feels to crash and burn. The other ten all fell short of the million dollars – they've experienced defeat and heartache, but it’s their failures that have given them the hunger they need to fight for the title. The champions have a serious reputation to upheld; the challengers have the opportunity to build a new one. geWho will have the greatest legacy? Only one of them can win (our hearts) (looking @ you Jon) and be crowned the winner of Survivor: Millenia- I mean Champions vs. Challengers….

http://i.imgur.com/WWdXPU0.png

http://i.imgur.com/REnistA.png

Episode 1:

The season doesn't get off to the greatest of starts, as Francesca Hogi spends the majority of the first day beating the living crap out of Jeff Probst for not putting her on the Champions tribe. Once it is explained to Francesca that the seasons don't air in reverse order, she calms down...

http://i.imgur.com/GnWzXR5.png

...and single-handedly wins the first challenge ofc.

At Panalo...

http://i.imgur.com/JHWDYya.png

At Hamon...

http://i.imgur.com/zM1wsw4.png

At the Immunity Challenge...

http://i.imgur.com/m1d6cwD.png

At Tribal Council...

http://i.imgur.com/UOMKqHC.png

Episode 2:

At the Immunity Challenge, Francesca Hogi continues her dominance...

http://i.imgur.com/docJEyd.png

At Tribal Council...

http://i.imgur.com/5b2xtqv.png

Episode 3:

At the Immunity Challenge, Francesca decides to watch an Ice Road Truckers marathon and thus loses the challenge for her tribe...

http://i.imgur.com/2fp4al7.png

At Tribal Council...

http://i.imgur.com/QxUGWkW.png

(Francesca surviving a Tribal Council <3 Bless)

Episode 4:

At the Reward Challenge...

http://i.imgur.com/VmNyiKv.png

At the Immunity Challenge...

http://i.imgur.com/5iSWrbk.png

At Hamon...

http://i.imgur.com/FPBH53L.png

At Tribal Council, Peter wastes another idol...

http://i.imgur.com/moGuPYz.png

Unanimously voted g.oddess tbh

Episode 5:

At the Immunity Challenge, the ghost of Francesca Hogi spurs the Challengers on...

http://i.imgur.com/xH3V3dP.png

At Tribal Council...

http://i.imgur.com/z1o3Rvw.png

(Richard invokes a lawsuit by rubbing his genitals on Probst as he leaves)

Episode 6:

At the Reward Challenge...

http://i.imgur.com/COG5ry7.png

At the Immunity Challenge...

http://i.imgur.com/SMop6e7.png

At Hamon...

http://i.imgur.com/vUDZ77S.png

At Tribal Council...

http://i.imgur.com/80JeqL6.png

Episode 7:

At the switch...

http://i.imgur.com/eRd4yS6.png

At the Immunity Challenge, Brant Steele forgot to write a description for this bit so the players had to make up their own game. They ultimately decided on Pin the Tail on the Tina Wesson:

http://i.imgur.com/oCn3zEF.png

At Tribal Council...

http://i.imgur.com/1wSqG9S.png

Episode 8:

At the Immunity Challenge...

http://i.imgur.com/ZdujtyU.png

At Tribal Council...

http://i.imgur.com/FBglvkH.png

Episode 9:

At TEH MERGE...

http://i.imgur.com/iueMykF.png

At the Immunity Challenge, Probst briefly passes out and imagines he's in a challenge from Caramoan (personally, idkha)...

http://i.imgur.com/p2IV10J.png

At Tribal Council:

http://i.imgur.com/H1bnFLI.png

The champagne glass ha revenge?

Episode 10:

At the Reward Challenge...

http://i.imgur.com/UgrvhrL.png

At the Immunity Challenge...

http://i.imgur.com/TxSulUN.png

At Tribal Council...

http://i.imgur.com/SgZnHc9.png

(Shane then tries to get a Uber using his Blackberry)

Episode 11:

At the Reward Challenge...

http://i.imgur.com/TGtpGco.png

At the Immunity Challenge...

http://i.imgur.com/8UtlCUo.png

Meanwhile, in Kelley Wentworth's head...

http://i.imgur.com/2zwgXb4.png

At Tribal Council:

http://i.imgur.com/KJvvnLm.png

#justice4aubry

Episode 12:

At the Immunity Challenge...

http://i.imgur.com/LzfasWx.png

(who is this "Cochran" of which you speak)

At Tribal Council:

http://i.imgur.com/gFLZb4d.png

Episode 13, parts I and II:

At the Immunity Challenge...

http://i.imgur.com/KURBdjM.png

At Tribal Council...

http://i.imgur.com/JwgzrlV.png

#BLINDSIDEish (I miss Francesca Hogi)

But wait - it's a double episode for some reason!

At the double episode Immunity Challenge of fun...

http://i.imgur.com/G3KREpD.png

Well would you look at Mr Jonny Two Idols over here

http://i.imgur.com/VNE395B.png

At the double Tribal Council of doom...

http://i.imgur.com/hLfKb6M.png

Funale, part 1:

At the Reward Challenge...

http://i.imgur.com/YoDQF1X.png

Rude bitch

At the crucial Immunity Challenge that would result in Kim going home if she doesn't win...

http://i.imgur.com/BfvrYnH.png

At Tribal Council...

http://i.imgur.com/ubKFsss.png

Funale, part 2:

At a really descriptive Immunity Challenge...

http://i.imgur.com/f1qbsqB.png

At Tribal Council:

http://i.imgur.com/YHcr7jW.png

Erm Jon they're not souvenirs you know

Now let's cut another one shall we

At the final Reward Challenge:

http://i.imgur.com/vXNFUW9.png

At the final Immunity Challenge:

http://i.imgur.com/jm6cebE.png

(who is this "Cochran" of which you speak x2)

At Tribal Council:

http://i.imgur.com/VXhhVVP.png

(Jon lost the flint again, bless him)

Final Tribal Council:

http://i.imgur.com/J15Aq6I.png

Francesca tries to cast a vote for Trip Hazard but she votes after the lines closed and doesn't get through but is still charged

http://i.imgur.com/vrBqUJv.png

Sia comes on stage during the reunion and takes her wig off to reveal that she is in fact Francesca Hogi

Placements and stats, etc:

http://i.imgur.com/7QQdkDL.png

http://i.imgur.com/SoDLbBL.png

Summary:
Episode 1:
Reward: Hamon Tribe
Immunity: Hamon Tribe
Voted Out: Tony (5-4-1 vote)

Episode 2:
Immunity: Hamon Tribe
Voted Out: Yul (5-4 vote)

Episode 3:
Immunity: Panalo Tribe
Voted Out: Corinne (5-4-1* vote)

Episode 4:
Reward: Hamon Tribe
Immunity: Panalo Tribe
Voted Out: Francesca (8-1* vote)

Episode 5:
Immunity: Hamon Tribe
Voted Out: Richard (6-2 vote)

Episode 6:
Reward: Panalo Tribe
Immunity: Panalo Tribe
Voted Out: Tarzan (5-3 vote)

Episode 7:
Tribes Swap
Immunity: Panalo Tribe
Voted Out: Peter (6-1 vote)

Episode 8:
Reward: Panalo Tribe
Immunity: Hamon Tribe
Voted Out: Tai (4-3 vote)

Episode 9:
Tribes Merge
Immunity: Michele
Voted Out: Aras (11-1 vote)

Episode 10:
Reward: T-Bird, Taj, Jon, Shane, Danni
Immunity: Jon
Voted Out: Shane (9-2 vote)

Episode 11:
Reward: T-Bird, Kim, Danni, Wentworth, Jon
Immunity: Natalie
Voted Out: Michele (9-1 vote)

Episode 12:
Reward: Auction
Immunity: Danni
Voted Out: Mike (8-1 vote)

Episode 13, Part 1:
Immunity: Jon
Voted Out: Danni (4*-4 vote)

Episode 13, Part 1:
Immunity: Wentworth
Voted Out: Tina (5-2 vote)

Episode 14:
Reward: Wentworth
Immunity: Kim
Voted Out: Wentworth (3*-3 vote)

Finale, Part 1:
Immunity: Jon
Voted Out: T-Bird (3-2 vote)

Finale, Part 2:
Reward: Kim
Immunity: Kim
Voted Out: Jon (2-2 vote), (1-1 revote)
, (Tie Challenge)

Reunion:
Finalists: Kim, Natalie, and Taj
Winner: Taj (5-2-1)
Favorite: Wentworth

http://i.imgur.com/VdUocms.png

Nb: I wanted to cast Natalie Bolton on the Challengers tribe but I didn't
Nb: I also wanted to cast Sophie from South Pacific on the Champions tribe but she looks like Dougie from McFly now (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ci7_-TEXAAA8SQL.jpg) and that’d just confuse everyone. Hence Michele.

/wasteofaday

Headie

05-06-2016, 03:12 PM

Taj strategic queen :clap1:

MB.

05-06-2016, 03:20 PM

(and yes I spent far too much time doing the logo)

MB.

05-06-2016, 08:10 PM

Does anyone know what on god's earth a linked season is/how one might work because this site doesn't seem particularly helpful for much other than community simulations at the moment

LukeB

08-06-2016, 05:24 PM

Big Brother 17UK USA Format
http://i.imgur.com/KGbr0vs.png

Table
http://i.imgur.com/LqmFV4z.png

Placements
http://i.imgur.com/3HQfRds.png

LukeB

08-06-2016, 05:28 PM

(BB17 icons are not up yet btw, I made them myself :spin: )

Dominic

08-06-2016, 05:31 PM

http://i.imgur.com/KNBLOk1.png

I need to frame this

Jason.

08-06-2016, 05:31 PM

Jackson winning <3

Jason.

08-06-2016, 05:32 PM

Natalie going first </3

Jason.

08-06-2016, 05:32 PM

Evelyn third place queen <3

LukeB

08-06-2016, 05:32 PM

Jackson winning <3

I was hoping for a Jackson and Evelyn final 2 :bawling: but I'm happy with Jackson winning.

Nick.

15-06-2016, 02:05 PM

BBUK & BBUS casts have been added!

Nick.

15-06-2016, 02:21 PM

Poor Nats </3 :(

http://i.imgur.com/Je1XIKL.png?1

Jayne also made it to final 4!

http://i.imgur.com/ikF9mXp.png?1

FFS Jayne.

Nick.

15-06-2016, 02:29 PM

BB18 Cast ft Hag Queens

http://i.imgur.com/LhImLZV.png?1

VanessaFeltz.

15-06-2016, 03:17 PM

Mammoth post coming up… (by which I mean it's hella long, not that I'm doing Survivor: The Stone Age)

Nineteen Survivor legends and Francesca Hogi have come to the Philippines (or maybe Cambodia) (Nicaragua? Is that it?) to compete in the ultimate game of wit, skill and endurance. Ten of them are former winners – players who know the taste of glory, but won’t know how it feels to crash and burn. The other ten all fell short of the million dollars – they've experienced defeat and heartache, but it’s their failures that have given them the hunger they need to fight for the title. The champions have a serious reputation to upheld; the challengers have the opportunity to build a new one. geWho will have the greatest legacy? Only one of them can win (our hearts) (looking @ you Jon) and be crowned the winner of Survivor: Millenia- I mean Champions vs. Challengers….

How did you do those castaway photos? They look amazing

MB.

15-06-2016, 03:19 PM

Thanks :laugh: I just cropped images of the players on Powerpoint and stuck them over a few different beach pictures

Headie

15-06-2016, 03:21 PM

Yass @ the BB17 UK casts being added :clap1:

VanessaFeltz.

15-06-2016, 03:24 PM

me when i accidently added two monica padilla's into the game and one had the idol used the idol on the other one and they blindsided will smith

MB.

15-06-2016, 03:26 PM

Typical Monica

VanessaFeltz.

15-06-2016, 03:26 PM

Final results are 6 votes Monica, 1 vote Monica.

VanessaFeltz.

15-06-2016, 03:30 PM

"The last man and woman left standing wins immunity"

Melih wins immunity! (only male standing)

Headie

15-06-2016, 07:27 PM

https://i.snag.gy/b5WlxE.jpg

That final 4 :clap1:

Alex won fan fave lol

MB.

16-06-2016, 11:25 PM

I just did a random Gabon simulation that had a Susie-Corinne-Dan f3 in that order and saw Kelly win FF, when can your faves

Lostie!

02-07-2016, 06:58 PM

http://i.imgur.com/TAV1Ylb.png

http://i.imgur.com/YQhyMi3.png

Not problematic Bridgette.

Lostie!

03-07-2016, 01:50 PM

This is what Saturday night boredom looks like :whistle:

http://i.imgur.com/sVRTlTZ.png

Table:
http://i.imgur.com/e7ECrwV.png
http://i.imgur.com/R6atLdb.png

Dominic

03-07-2016, 01:55 PM

Tiffany/Bronte/Messiah top 3 and Nicole first boot :love:

LukeB

06-07-2016, 12:36 PM

UK VS USA
http://i.imgur.com/Vwk6lhl.png

Table
http://i.imgur.com/igzntPr.png

Placements
http://i.imgur.com/y3HTiE6.png

Dominic

06-07-2016, 12:51 PM

That top 5:yuk:

Lostie!

07-07-2016, 12:06 PM

Legend Jason being the last remaining UK-er :clap1:

LukeB

09-07-2016, 11:32 AM

BBCAN4 Template
http://i.imgur.com/6z7PrNz.png

Table
http://i.imgur.com/FO3H9Wa.png

Placements
http://i.imgur.com/JVOHmQf.png

Lostie!

09-07-2016, 11:39 AM

Jackson and Georgina out first / Emma and Andy final two :flutter:

Lostie!

09-07-2016, 03:40 PM

http://i.imgur.com/ROYdvM8.png

http://i.imgur.com/URXxtos.png

http://i.imgur.com/rwHjbQe.png

Table:
http://i.imgur.com/RAMgRPt.png
http://i.imgur.com/fHSyXmu.png
http://i.imgur.com/Jr5hy4x.png

:spin:

LukeB

09-07-2016, 03:42 PM

Evelyn the comp beast?

Lostie!

09-07-2016, 03:46 PM

Evelyn the comp beast?

Andy won more :spin:

LukeB

09-07-2016, 09:52 PM

BBCAN4 - TIBB
http://i.imgur.com/BScusUt.png

Table
http://i.imgur.com/QLgl0Jr.png

placements
http://i.imgur.com/gYkm0b2.png

Lostie!

11-07-2016, 05:40 PM

****ing excuse me at 13th place.

LukeB

11-07-2016, 05:44 PM

****ing excuse me at 13th place.

Should have played better imo.

Lostie!

11-07-2016, 05:45 PM

Actually I'm okay with being the Loveita of the season <3

reece(:

11-07-2016, 06:18 PM

Me snatching a jury spot x

MB.

15-07-2016, 04:20 PM

I'm bored and this thread is quiet and here's Survivor: Kaoh Rong except with a better cast:

http://i.imgur.com/rmCm9Sb.png

reece(:

23-07-2016, 04:37 AM

http://i.imgur.com/P6jD1kK.png

MB.

24-07-2016, 06:51 PM

http://i.imgur.com/V2Mk7dA.gif

The ~sequel~

http://i.imgur.com/D2HkbIv.png
Survivor: Marshall Islands – Friends vs. Foes, featuring pairs of people who might have interacted a bit in their original season and were available and cheap, with such legendary, well-known rivalries as Gillian & Doctor Marcus and Jay Byars & Thirdpersonica Culpepper

The game-changing all star cast:

http://i.imgur.com/dmQFgFz.png

Tribe switches and swaps and merges:

At 18:

http://i.imgur.com/oTMQN3j.png

At 14:

http://i.imgur.com/y7NdeUE.png

Merge:

http://i.imgur.com/tuuJz4n.png

Results:

http://i.imgur.com/qQuo653.png

Table:

http://i.imgur.com/uwYQCSn.png

Highlights/lowlights:
-Alecia playing her idol at the first opportunity for somebody in the opposing alliance (Doctor Marcus) who had no votes anyway, allowing the idol to be re-hidden, found by her target, and used to blindside Marcus :joker:
-Aubry working with Alecia, So and Bruce Kanegai to idol out Cydney (who had the only other idol still in play) even though they were in a Kaoh Rong alliance together #never4get
-Comp beast Terry being blindsided thanks to Gillian Larson
-Gillian winning a firemaking challenge, presumably using elephant dung instead of flint
-Gillian and Papa Bear somehow making up two thirds of a Final Tribal Council
-Max winning :oh:
-Bruce Kanegai winning Fan Favorite, presumably so he can spend the money on coffee and prunes

Morgan.

23-08-2016, 09:05 PM

CBB17 vs CBB18

3524

Morgan.

23-08-2016, 09:06 PM

3525

Week #1:
Head of Household: Renee
Initial Nominees: Stephen and Scotty T
Veto Players: Renee, Stephen, Scotty T, James, Marnie, Tiffany
Veto Winner: Marnie
Veto Used: Yes on Stephen
Replacement: Jeremy
Final Nominees: Jeremy and Scotty T
Evicted: Jeremy [13-4]

Week #2:
Head of Household: Danniella
Initial Nominees: Stephen and Megan
Veto Players: Danniella, Stephen, Megan, Darren, Gemma, Tiffany
Veto Winner: Stephen
Veto Used: Yes on Stephen
Replacement: Aubrey
Final Nominees: Aubrey and Megan
Evicted: Aubrey [9-7]

Week #3:
Head of Household: James
Initial Nominees: Megan and Stephen
Veto Players: James, Megan, Stephen, Scotty T, Danniella, Gemma
Veto Winner: Megan
Veto Used: Yes on Megan
Replacement: Marnie
Final Nominees: Marnie and Stephen
Evicted: Stephen [12-3]

Week #4:
Head of Household: John
Initial Nominees: Marnie and Katie
Veto Players: John, Marnie, Katie, Ricky, Tiffany, Sam
Veto Winner: Ricky
Veto Used: Yes on Katie
Replacement: James
Final Nominees: Marnie and James
Evicted: Marnie [8-6]

Week #5:
Head of Household: Tiffany
Initial Nominees: Gemma and Katie
Veto Players: Tiffany, Gemma, Katie, Darren, John, Danniella
Veto Winner: Tiffany
Veto Used: No
Replacement: No one
Final Nominees: Gemma and Katie
Evicted: Gemma [7-6]

Week #6:
Head of Household: Ricky
Initial Nominees: Christopher and Danniella
Veto Players: Ricky, Christopher, Danniella, Renee, Tiffany, Megan
Veto Winner: Megan
Veto Used: No
Replacement: No one
Final Nominees: Christopher and Danniella
Evicted: Christopher [7-5]

Week #7:
Head of Household: Renee
Initial Nominees: Darren and Scotty T
Veto Players: Renee, Darren, Scotty T, Lewis, James, Ricky
Veto Winner: Scotty T
Veto Used: Yes on Scotty T
Replacement: Megan
Final Nominees: Darren and Megan
Evicted: Megan [9-2]

Week #8:
Head of Household: Katie
Initial Nominees: Tiffany and John
Veto Players: Katie, Tiffany, John, Darren, Renee, Stephanie
Veto Winner: Darren
Veto Used: Yes on Tiffany
Replacement: Scotty T
Final Nominees: Scotty T and John
Evicted: Scotty T [8-2]

Week #9:
Head of Household: Tiffany
Initial Nominees: Katie and Renee
Veto Players: Tiffany, Katie, Renee, John, Sam, Danniella
Veto Winner: Tiffany
Veto Used: Yes on Katie
Replacement: James
Final Nominees: James and Renee
Evicted: Renee [5-4]

Week #10:
Head of Household: Stephanie
Initial Nominees: Frankie and Lewis
Veto Players: Stephanie, Frankie, Lewis, Ricky, Katie, Darren
Veto Winner: Katie
Veto Used: Yes on Frankie
Replacement: James
Final Nominees: James and Lewis
Evicted: Lewis [5-3]

Week #11:
Head of Household: John
Initial Nominees: Katie and Ricky
Veto Players: John, Katie, Ricky, Stephanie, James, Danniella
Veto Winner: Katie
Veto Used: Yes on Katie
Replacement: James
Final Nominees: James and Ricky
Evicted: James [4-3]

Fast Forward:
Head of Household: Danniella
Initial Nominees: Ricky and Frankie
Veto Players: Danniella, Ricky, Frankie, Stephanie, John, Katie
Veto Winner: Danniella
Veto Used: No
Replacement: No one
Final Nominees: Ricky and Frankie
Evicted: Ricky [3-3]

Week #12:
Head of Household: Katie
Initial Nominees: Tiffany and John
Veto Players: Katie, Tiffany, John, Sam, Stephanie, Frankie
Veto Winner: Sam
Veto Used: No
Replacement: No one
Final Nominees: Tiffany and John
Evicted: John [3-2]

Week #13:
Head of Household: Frankie
Initial Nominees: Stephanie and Tiffany
Veto Players: Frankie, Stephanie, Tiffany, Sam, Katie, Danniella
Veto Winner: Katie
Veto Used: No
Replacement: No one
Final Nominees: Stephanie and Tiffany
Evicted: Stephanie [2-2]

Fast Forward #2:
Head of Household: Katie
Initial Nominees: Darren and Tiffany
Veto Players: Katie, Darren, Tiffany, Danniella, Sam, Frankie
Veto Winner: Tiffany
Veto Used: Yes on Tiffany
Replacement: Danniella
Final Nominees: Darren and Danniella
Evicted: Danniella [2-1]

Week #14:
Head of Household: Darren
Initial Nominees: Sam and Katie
Veto Players: Darren, Sam, Katie, Frankie, Tiffany
Veto Winner: Tiffany
Veto Used: No
Replacement: No one
Final Nominees: Sam and Katie
Evicted: Katie [1-1]

Week #15:
Head of Household: Sam
Initial Nominees: Darren and Tiffany
Veto Players: Sam, Darren, Tiffany, Frankie
Veto Winner: Sam
Veto Used: No
Replacement: No one
Final Nominees: Darren and Tiffany
Evicted: Tiffany [1-0]

Final HoH:
Part 1 Winner: Darren
Part 2 Winner: Sam
Part 3 Winner: Sam
Nominees: Darren and Frankie
Evicted: Darren [1-0]

Finale:
Finalists: Frankie and Sam
Winner: Sam [5-4]
America's Favorite: Katie

MB.

02-10-2016, 11:34 AM

Introducing The Hunger Games of Drag (© Chad Michaels), featuring queens from the top two/three of each season (I am being very optimistic in regards to AS2) and two pairs of random queens as chosen by none other than Shaun

http://i.imgur.com/8M0GSbm.png

Let's get to the scalping shall we

http://i.imgur.com/nVYZ8Cp.png

-Alaska was the first one to diiiiiiiiiieeee!
-Mimi Imfurst tries to pick Phi Phi O'Hara; Phi Phi stabs ha in return
-Phi Phi O'Hara "falls" into a pit and dies, oh no how awful
-Other things also happen, including Chad Michaels taking an arrow to the brain ("how's your head?" etc etc), half a dozen queens getting electrocuted by a fence and Roxxxy tripping on a tree root, the clumsy bitch
-Joslyn spears Violet in the abdomen (bit of a narrow target isn't it?), then gets sliced to bits by Adore, rip Joslyn
-Adore is killed by her inner saboteur (/"dysentery")
-DiDa and Jinkx have a lip sync-off to a Natalie Cole song to determine the winner. Jinkx falls asleep midway through and DiDa snaps her neck (too soon?), DiDa wins, well done everyone

MB.

02-10-2016, 11:45 AM

In other news, the BB18 simulator is up

http://i.imgur.com/uTzDwAt.png

LukeB

20-12-2016, 07:08 PM

Cooks Island

http://i.imgur.com/WHzjfxM.png

Table
http://i.imgur.com/UflVGgu.png]http://i.imgur.com/HdvsCxx.png

Lostie!

20-12-2016, 07:10 PM

Oh yeah, this exists.

LukeB

20-12-2016, 07:11 PM

Oh yeah, this exists.

Not you forgetting brantsteele

MB.

20-12-2016, 07:13 PM

The MvGX test simulator is ugly btw

MB.

01-01-2017, 02:05 PM

(and it's still not finished)

But you can vote for either an Australian Survivor or Big Brother: Over the Top simulator, but preferably an Australian Survivor simulator, here (http://brantsteele.com/survey.php)

LukeB

18-01-2017, 05:44 PM

Celebrity Big Brother 19
http://i.imgur.com/7IW6F8u.png

Fan Favourite
http://i.imgur.com/wwT2q9S.png?1

Placements
http://i.imgur.com/rJF5Bkp.png

Table
http://i.imgur.com/lMo0vH1.png

Cal.

18-01-2017, 05:58 PM

84 days of Nicola :love:

EspeonBB

18-01-2017, 05:59 PM

http://i.imgur.com/wwT2q9S.png?1

Wow just like real life :clap1:

Daniel-X

18-01-2017, 06:06 PM

Well it's public vote in our franchise so Nicola is coming for that crown!

LukeB

23-01-2017, 03:10 PM

Game of Thrones - Big Brother 18
http://i.imgur.com/c0U6Omp.png
http://i.imgur.com/u15H7P3.png

Fan Favourite
http://i.imgur.com/PRBM00a.png

Placements
http://i.imgur.com/tswxZco.png

Table
http://i.imgur.com/83FpHDc.png

LukeB

28-01-2017, 12:39 AM

The Challenge sim has been added.

Shaun

08-02-2017, 02:59 PM

PRESENTING: An at least semi-realistic CBB21, set after CBB20 is cancelled because Katie Hopkins overdoses in the house
Cast List
http://i.imgur.com/Eb1PJJu.png

Week One
http://i.imgur.com/ogutAq7.png
[I erm. I didn't want that.]
Nominations
Blake: Roy & Natalie
CJ: Snooki & Stedman
Crissy: Natalie & CJ
Helen: Natalie & Martin
Jordan: Lil Kim & Stedman
Leah: Russell & Jordan
Lil Kim: Martin & Michelle
Lizzie: Blake & Stedman
Mario: Natalie & Stedman
Mark: Stedman & Russell
Martin: Jordan & Lil Kim
Michelle: Lil Kim & Blake
Miriam: Stedman & Snooki
Natalie: Snooki & Crissy
Snooki: Stedman & Russell
Roy: Leah & Mark
Russell: Mark & Snooki
Stedman: Lizzie & CJ
Nominated: Stedman, Snooki & Natalie
No Nominations!: Mario, Miriam & Helen!
Evicted: Snooki
[meh?]

Week Two
http://i.imgur.com/vlfSFi3.png
[If there's even ONE Speidi fan after this happens I'm killing you.]
Nominations
Blake: Lizzie & Natalie
CJ: Mario & Stedman
Crissy: Russell & CJ
Helen: Natalie & Martin
Jordan: Miriam & Stedman
Leah: Russell & Jordan
Lil Kim: Martin & Michelle
Lizzie: Natalie & Stedman
Mario: CJ & Stedman
Mark: Stedman & Roy
Martin: Jordan & Mark
Michelle: Lil Kim & Leah
Miriam: Stedman & Lil Kim
Natalie: Martin & Crissy
Roy: Stedman & Miriam
Russell: Mark & Leah
Stedman: Leah & CJ
Nominated: Stedman, Natalie, Martin, CJ & Leah
No Nominations!: Helen and Blake :/
Evicted: CJ
[to be fair I guess he'd have to leave soon anyway what with all of the ongoing murder charges]

Week Three
http://i.imgur.com/ocSdtm7.png
[That, my friends, is a difference in class.]
Nominations
Blake: Lizzie & Stedman
Crissy: Natalie & Michelle
Helen: Leah & Mario
Jordan: Miriam & Leah
Leah: Stedman & Jordan
Lil Kim: Lizzie & Michelle
Lizzie: Blake & Lil Kim
Mario: Leah & Stedman
Mark: Russell & Blake
Martin: Blake & Mario
Michelle: Lil Kim & Crissy
Miriam: Roy & Lil Kim
Natalie: Michelle & Blake
Roy: Leah & Miriam
Russell: Crissy & Lizzie
Stedman: Leah & Roy
Nominated: Leah Remini vs. Blake Fielder Civil
No Nominations!: Helen, Mark and Martin (oh wow final 3 confirmed?)
Evicted: A semi-famous American actress against the man who arguably killed Amy Winehouse? Surely this can only go one wa-oh Leah is evicted.
[SMH]

Week Four
http://i.imgur.com/7Eg0Gj0.png
[At this point, Helen would already be my favourite CBB Housemate of all time.]
Nominations
Blake: Lizzie & Stedman
Crissy: Natalie & Michelle
Helen: Martin & Mark
Jordan: Miriam & Stedman
Lil Kim: Martin & Michelle
Lizzie: Blake & Stedman
Mario: Natalie & Stedman
Mark: Martin & Blake
Martin: Blake & Mario
Michelle: Lil Kim & Crissy
Miriam: Roy & Stedman
Natalie: Martin & Crissy
Roy: Stedman & Miriam
Russell: Crissy & Martin
Stedman: Mario & Lizzie
Nominated: Stedman Pearson vs. Martin Roberts
No Nominations!: Helen, Russell & Jordan
Evicted: Stedman

Week Five
http://i.imgur.com/CKQUBLo.png
[Is this even a surprise though?]
Nominations
Blake: Lizzie & Mark
Crissy: Blake & Michelle
Helen: Martin & Mark
Jordan: Miriam & Martin
Lil Kim: Martin & Mario
Lizzie: Blake & Russell
Mario: Natalie & Martin
Mark: Martin & Russell
Martin: Lil Kim & Mario
Michelle: Lil Kim & Crissy
Miriam: Roy & Lil Kim
Natalie: Blake & Michelle
Roy: Mario & Miriam
Russell: Crissy & Natalie
Nominated: Martin, Mario, Lil Kim and Blake
No Nominations!: Helen & Jordan
Evicted: Lil Kim
[Blake topped this vote erm...]

[u]Week Six
http://i.imgur.com/UD14R2w.png
[wow, they are NOT playing with Crissy this season.]
Nominations
Blake: Miriam & Natalie
Crissy: Natalie & Michelle
Helen: Roy & Mark
Jordan: Miriam & Natalie
Lizzie: Blake & Russell
Mario: Natalie & Roy
Mark: Martin & Russell
Martin: Jordan & Russell
Michelle: Jordan & Crissy
Miriam: Roy & Jordan
Natalie: Crissy & Michelle
Roy: Martin & Miriam
Russell: Crissy & Natalie
Nominated: Natalie, Russell, Roy, Miriam, Martin & Crissy
No Nominations!: Helen, Lizzie & Mario
Evicted: Crissy
[I can't help but feel she's been badly treated here :( what's worse is we almost lost Russell Grant too]

Week Seven
http://i.imgur.com/DvG86xe.png
[It's a welcome change from heating up spoons I guess, Blake]
Nominations
Blake: Martin & Lizzie
Helen: Jordan & Mark
Jordan: Miriam & Martin
Lizzie: Blake & Natalie
Mario: Natalie & Martin
Mark: Martin & Russell
Martin: Blake & Mark
Michelle: Natalie & Roy
Miriam: Roy & Natalie
Natalie: Blake & Michelle
Roy: Mario & Miriam
Russell: Martin & Natalie
Nominated: Natalie Nunn vs. Martin Roberts
No Nominations!: Helen. OK can we just. She hasn't received ONE nomination in seven weeks.
Evicted: Natalie
[I do not know anything about her]

Week Eight
http://i.imgur.com/yEL4KiS.png
[Oh ffs Lizzie you were flying perfectly under the radar as well]
Nominations
Blake: Martin & Lizzie
Helen: Martin & Roy
Jordan: Miriam & Martin
Lizzie: Blake & Russell
Mario: Michelle & Martin
Mark: Martin & Blake
Martin: Russell & Mario
Michelle: Jordan & Roy
Miriam: Roy & Mario
Roy: Mario & Miriam
Russell: Martin & Mark
Nominated: Martin, Roy and Mario
No Nominations!: STILL Helen.
Evicted: Mario Lopez
[I highly doubt Roy would survive this but OK]

Week Nine
http://i.imgur.com/y94yyb0.png
[It is quite annoying writing about 50 different interactions and them repeating some]
Nominations
Blake: Miriam & Lizzie
Helen: Mark & Roy
Jordan: Miriam & Michelle
Lizzie: Blake & Roy
Mark: Russell & Roy
Martin: Russell & Blake
Michelle: Jordan & Russell
Miriam: Roy & Michelle
Roy: Lizzie & Miriam
Russell: Martin & Michelle
Nominated: Roy, Russell, Miriam and Michelle
No Nominations!: STILL HELEN
Evicted: Russell Grant. From these four nominees they evict Russell Grant. I give up.
[I have nothing to say]

Week Ten
http://i.imgur.com/oTzY1s8.png
[Did write this with Jordan in mind, but oh well]
Nominations
Blake: Michelle & Lizzie
Helen: Martin & Roy
Jordan: Miriam & Blake
Lizzie: Blake & Jordan
Mark: Blake & Martin
Martin: Mark & Blake
Michelle: Jordan & Lizzie
Miriam: Blake & Jordan
Roy: Lizzie & Miriam
Nominated: Blake, Lizzie and Jordan
No Nominations!: no seriously what is Helen doing?
Evicted: Lizzie
[Why do I even make these, why do I include random ones I don't remotely like, why do they always do well?]

Week Eleven
http://i.imgur.com/T7nTwuX.png
[Oh good so he'll go now, then]
Nominations
Blake: Miriam & Mark
Helen: Mark & Roy
Jordan: Miriam & Blake
Mark: Blake & Michelle
Martin: Mark & Miriam
Michelle: Jordan & Roy
Miriam: Blake & Roy
Roy: Mark & Miriam
Nominated: Miriam Rivera vs. Mark Labbett
No Nominations!: Helen AND Martin this time
Evicted: Mark :facepalm:
[I'm saying nothing about Helen HAVING to win]

Week Twelve
http://i.imgur.com/t8r0hk4.png
[Why didn't I cast an attractive male? This has been wasted]
Nominations
Blake: Miriam & Michelle
Helen: Jordan & Michelle
Jordan: Miriam & Michelle
Martin: Blake & Roy
Michelle: Jordan & Blake
Miriam: Blake & Roy
Roy: Martin & Miriam
Nominated: Miriam, Michelle and Blake
No Nominations!: Still, Helen upsetting no one.
Evicted: Miriam
[WHY DID YOU SAVE THE TRANSGENDER WOMAN FROM 2003 OVER THE ****ING BEAST JUST TO GET RID OF HER OVER BLAKE FIELDER CIVIL]

Week Thirteen
http://i.imgur.com/O5FmbaG.png
[I originally meant this to mean that it'd be Roy telling everyone HE'S gay (which I think he'd pass quite easily), but perhaps it'd be funnier for him to try and force every other housemate to come out.]
Nominations
Blake: Jordan & Michelle
Helen: Blake & Michelle
Jordan: Blake & Martin
Martin: Blake & Michelle
Michelle: Jordan & Blake
Roy: Blake & Michelle
Nominated: Michelle and Blake
No Nominations!: Helen is joined by Roy this week
Evicted: Michelle McManus :(
[Helen Lederer is the final female. Surely she can't get evicted. Surely. She hasn't got a ****ing nom yet.]

Week Fourteen
Nominations
Blake: Jordan & Martin
Helen: Martin & Roy
Jordan: Blake & Roy
Martin: Blake & Roy
Roy: Blake & Martin
Nominated: Roy, Martin and Blake
No Nominations!: COME. ON. HELEN. :clap1:
Evicted: MARTIN? FOR ****'S SAKE.
[No seriously Mister Brant Steele I hope you get rectal cancer]

Week Fifteen
http://i.imgur.com/MSYxY4A.png
[A deeply confusing time in any girl's life]
Nominations
Blake: Jordan & Roy
Helen: Blake & Jordan
Jordan: Blake & Helen
Roy: Blake & Helen
Nominated: Blake, Helen and Jordan
No Nominations!: No one. Those two hideous plastic bastards ruined everything.
Evicted: Jordan
[That 'will do' I guess]

Finale
http://i.imgur.com/c8ffd2H.png
https://m.popkey.co/97579a/Vlj5m.gif
http://i.imgur.com/RJReHAH.png

Statistics
Most Nominations: Blake (42)
Fewest Nominations: Helen (2)
Most Evictions Survived: Blake (7) :facepalm:
Never Up for Eviction: n/a

MB.

08-02-2017, 06:06 PM

Crissy and Michelle and about half this cast were ROBBED, I tell you

Cal.

08-02-2017, 07:07 PM

Poor Criss being a disgrace to America TWICE :(

Ross.

08-02-2017, 07:14 PM

I'm crying at the Crissy ones

MB.

08-02-2017, 07:17 PM

Fifteen weeks of Helen Lederer though http://i.imgur.com/yqFrse4.gif

Shaun

08-02-2017, 07:18 PM

She was all set for a completely invincible season and then she goes and reveals that she didn't know Dale Winton's sexuality. SHODDY gameplay

MB.

08-02-2017, 07:21 PM

ps despite my relative silence I read this earlier and laughed in public at Roy Horn going around the house telling everyone that they're gay, I hope you're happy

Ross.

08-02-2017, 07:22 PM

Do another one http://i.imgur.com/yqFrse4.gif

Pete.

08-02-2017, 07:25 PM

Helen did that :clap1:

MB.

08-02-2017, 07:27 PM

And in other news, Brantsteele's introducing a 30+ person Survivor simulator, because that's what we all wanted wasn't it

http://i.imgur.com/VJQNgYD.jpg

Braden

08-02-2017, 07:28 PM

I can just imagine Crissy crying during her eviction interview ala Jodie Marsh. Poor cow.

Helen was ****ing robbed. I can see Michelle and Miriam being forum faves.

Shaun

08-02-2017, 07:28 PM

Do another one http://i.imgur.com/yqFrse4.gif

I will if someone gives me a list of good HMs (and I mean my definition of good, so eccentric middle aged people take preference over the reality TV stars, although as with Natalie Nunn, I'm perfectly fine throwing one or two in that I've never heard of)

I do want Tonya Harding in there.

Braden

08-02-2017, 07:30 PM

Su Pollard is a must, for starters.

MB.

08-02-2017, 07:33 PM

Su Pollard, Lemar, that toilet attendant Cheryl punched, Jason Gardiner, Baby Davis, Grace Jones, Jay Aston from Bucks Fizz, Kid Rock, Angela Lansbury, that Belgian woman off Sex Box

Edit: great (...would that be the right word to use?) minds on the Su Pollard thing, Braden

Shaun

08-02-2017, 07:34 PM

I take your Lemar suggestion and raise you a Limahl

MB.

08-02-2017, 07:35 PM

Add Kriss Akabusi, Monica Lewinsky and Nicole Paige Brooks and you've got yourself a deal

MB.

08-02-2017, 07:36 PM

aaand maybe Jennifer Ellison and the Dog Whisperer

Braden

08-02-2017, 07:36 PM

:joker:

What about Verka Seduchka, or other notable Eurovision contestants?

MB.

08-02-2017, 07:38 PM

Personally what I feel this series would be missing is Jodie Prenger, Aaron Carter, Shola Ama and Howard from the Halifax ads

Shaun

08-02-2017, 07:39 PM

But can we go ahead without Sally Jessie Raphael?

MB.

08-02-2017, 07:41 PM

But can we go ahead without Sally Jessie Raphael?

We could, but we'd be missing the winner

Ross.

08-02-2017, 07:41 PM

The winner

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a0/Michelle_Williams_2015.jpg/440px-Michelle_Williams_2015.jpg

Braden

08-02-2017, 07:41 PM

What about glamour model turned minger, Jo Guest?

She deserves redemption.

Denver

08-02-2017, 08:16 PM

How do you change to uk voting

Denver

08-02-2017, 08:33 PM

it wont let me post but Cheryl Fergison won with Jim Davidson in 2nd and Basshunter 3rd

Denver

08-02-2017, 08:36 PM

http://imgur.com/a/QO6aN

MB.

08-02-2017, 09:37 PM

New cast photos added: Game Changers, CBB19, The Challenge 28, Dancing With the Stars 23, ANTM23 and, most excitingly, Big Brother Brazil 17

Shaun

09-02-2017, 01:00 PM

YOU ASKED FOR IT.

After the runaway success of Roy Horn in CBB21, CBB22 hits our screens with the franchise's first ever infant Housemate. Mother Stephanie watches on from the camera runs!
Cast List
http://i.imgur.com/nEojrH9.png

Week One
http://i.imgur.com/qBkosfY.png

Nominations
[b]Brendan: Charlie & Monica
Baby Davis: Sally Jessy & Teddy (presumably done by pointing at pictures)
Cesar: Howard & Grace
Charlie: Limahl & Grace
Grace: Teddy & Tonya
Howard: Kriss & Lady Victoria
Jason: Brendan & Kriss
Jay: Lady Victoria & Baby Davis
Kriss: Charlie & Jason
Lady Victoria: Baby Davis & Brendan
Lee Lin: Monica & Teddy
Limahl: Su & Baby Davis
Monica: Baby Davis & Howard
Sally Jessy: Baby Davis & Teddy
Su: Baby Davis & Limahl
Teddy: Baby Davis & Verka
Tonya: Baby Davis & Su
Verka: Baby Davis & Kriss
Nominated: Baby Davis and Teddy Sinclair :omgno: have the public forgiven her for the X Factor New Zealand?????
No Nominations!: Cesar Millan, Lee Lin Chin and Jay Aston!
Evicted: Teddy by 93%
[It turns out they haven't! Racist Baby lives on!]

Week Two
http://i.imgur.com/Y4FU3T5.png
[It was inevitable that the woman who nearly ruined Hillary's marriage would gain the LT vote I suppose.]
Nominations
Brendan: Charlie & Verka
Baby Davis: Grace & Tonya
Cesar: Howard & Charlie
Charlie: Brendan & Grace
Grace: Kriss & Cesar
Howard: Kriss & Baby Davis
Jason: Howard & Kriss
Jay: Lady Victoria & Baby Davis
Kriss: Charlie & Howard
Lady Victoria: Baby Davis & Howard
Lee Lin: Monica & Baby Davis
Limahl: Lee Lin & Baby Davis
Monica: Lee Lin & Howard
Sally Jessy: Baby Davis & Grace
Su: Tonya & Jason
Tonya: Baby Davis & Grace
Verka: Baby Davis & Cesar
Nominated: Baby Davis and Howard from the Halifax adverts :omgno:
No Nominations!: Limahl, Sally Jessy Raphael, Su Pollard and Jay Aston!
Evicted: Baby Davis by 60%
[The baby receives immense boos after what it said about Howard in the diary room]

Week Three
http://i.imgur.com/viglcrg.png
[This is already the best thing I have ever done with my life]
Nominations
Brendan: Charlie & Tonya
Cesar: Howard & Grace
Charlie: Kriss & Grace
Grace: Sally Jessy & Lee Lin
Howard: Kriss & Sally Jessy
Jason: Kriss & Su
Jay: Su & Jason
Kriss: Charlie & Howard
Lady Victoria: Lee Lin & Brendan
Lee Lin: Limahl & Charlie
Limahl: Lee Lin & Charlie
Monica: Lee Lin & Tonya
Sally Jessy: Jason & Howard
Su: Jason & Limahl
Tonya: Brendan & Su
Verka: Lee Lin & Brendan
Nominated: Lee Lin Chin and Charlie Clapham :( this would be a walkover IRL. Come thru, Brantsteele magic!
No Nominations!: Cesar Millan, Monica Lewinsky, Verka Serduchka, Lady Victoria Hervey and Jay Aston!
Evicted: Charlie by 74% D:
[God bless this website's ignorance of an old Australian-Asian woman's chances against an attractive Hollyoaks cast member in the UK]

Week Four
http://i.imgur.com/Tw2ZXqU.png
[This is quite a problematic series it seems]
Nominations
Brendan: Sally Jessy & Tonya
Cesar: Howard & Jason
Grace: Cesar & Lee Lin
Howard: Cesar & Sally Jessy
Jason: Kriss & Su
Jay: Su & Lady Victoria
Kriss: Sally Jessy & Howard
Lady Victoria: Lee Lin & Howard
Lee Lin: Limahl & Tonya
Limahl: Lee Lin & Su
Monica: Lee Lin & Cesar
Sally Jessy: Jason & Howard
Su: Tonya & Limahl
Tonya: Lee Lin & Lady Victoria
Verka: Tonya & Brendan
Nominated: Lee Lin Chin, Tonya Harding and Howard from the Halifax ads. This is turning into quite the house of racists </3
No Nominations!: Monica Lewinsky, Verka Serduchka, Grace Jones and Jay Aston (again)!
Evicted: Tonya by 50%
[Just as well, really, since I forgot to make an event related to ice skating.]

Week Five
http://i.imgur.com/TLvPAvt.png
[Starting to think that Phil Schofield might be reaching a bit, now]
Nominations
Brendan: Sally Jessy & Verka
Cesar: Howard & Monica
Grace: Sally Jessy & Lee Lin
Howard: Lady Victoria & Kriss
Jason: Kriss & Su
Jay: Su & Lady Victoria
Kriss: Verka & Howard
Lady Victoria: Brendan & Howard
Lee Lin: Lady Victoria & Grace
Limahl: Lee Lin & Brendan
Monica: Lee Lin & Su
Sally Jessy: Jason & Howard
Su: Jason & Limahl
Verka: Monica & Brendan
Nominated: Lee Lin Chin, Su Pollard, Brendan Sheerin, Lady Victoria Hervey and Howard from the Halifax ads
No Nominations!: Just Cesar and Jay this time. Seriously, being a member of Bucks Fizz is like diplomatic immunity.
Evicted: Lee Lin Chin :( by 33%
[At least she took out the pretty boy from Hollyoaks first <3]

Week Six
http://i.imgur.com/UxSzYmX.png
[Su is BRINGING. THE. DRAMA. :clap1:]
Nominations
Brendan: Lady Victoria & Verka
Cesar: Grace & Monica
Grace: Monica & Cesar
Howard: Monica & Sally Jessy
Jason: Kriss & Su
Jay: Su & Grace
Kriss: Sally Jessy & Howard
Lady Victoria: Verka & Howard
Limahl: Verka & Su
Monica: Cesar & Verka
Sally Jessy: Cesar & Howard
Su: Jason & Jay (YES SU. RUIN THAT BORE'S STREAK.)
Verka: Lady Victoria & Brendan
Nominated: Verka Serduchka, Su Pollard, Monica Lewinsky, Cesar Millan and Howard from the Halifax ads
No Nominations!: Just Limahl.
Evicted: Cesar Millan by 52%
[For anyone interested, his eviction music was indeed Jamelia's "Beware of the Dog"]

Week Seven
http://i.imgur.com/xt2fHgG.png
[Why are my faves fighting??? There's enough room for three style icons in this house!!!]
Nominations
Brendan: Lady Victoria & Verka
Grace: Sally Jessy & Howard
Howard: Kriss & Sally Jessy
Jason: Lady Victoria & Su
Jay: Su & Grace
Kriss: Verka & Howard
Lady Victoria: Brendan & Howard
Limahl: Brendan & Sally Jessy
Monica: Howard & Verka
Sally Jessy: Lady Victoria & Howard
Su: Jason & Brendan
Verka: Kriss & Brendan
Nominated: Brendan from Coach Trip and Howard from Halifax D:
No Nominations!: Jay resumes her place as the series floater, but is joined by Limahl and Monica Lewinsky.
Evicted: Howard Brown by 72%
[Good. I'm not losing a gay icon just yet (although I think there're still like 6 left)]

Week Eight
http://i.imgur.com/8yTmoW5.png
[He is Ukrainian, not Russian :rolleyes: ffs]
Nominations
Brendan: Lady Victoria & Verka
Grace: Sally Jessy & Jason
Jason: Sally Jessy & Su
Jay: Kriss & Lady Victoria
Kriss: Verka & Jason
Lady Victoria: Monica & Verka
Limahl: Su & Sally Jessy
Monica: Lady Victoria & Su
Sally Jessy: Limahl & Jason
Su: Jay & Monica
Verka: Lady Victoria & Brendan
Nominated: Lady Victoria Hervey, Verka Serduchka, Jason Gardiner, Sally Jessy Raphael and Su Pollard
No Nominations!: only Grace Bloody Jones <333333333
Evicted: Lady Victoria Hervey by 48%
[This is probably the most realistic result there's been so far]

Week Nine
http://i.imgur.com/js2MFyo.png
[IT'S PERFECT AS IT IS, SALLY.]
Nominations
Brendan: Monica & Verka
Grace: Sally Jessy & Jason
Jason: Sally Jessy & Limahl
Jay: Limahl & Su
Kriss: Sally Jessy & Jason
Limahl: Jason & Sally Jessy
Monica: Brendan & Su
Sally Jessy: Limahl & Jason
Su: Jay & Verka
Verka: Su & Brendan
Nominated: Sally Jessy Raphael vs. Jason Gardiner
No Nominations!: Kriss and Grace. The house racism has turned around.
Evicted: Jason by 66%
[Amazing decisions in this series]

Week Ten
http://i.imgur.com/qhwIxqO.png
[If this post doesn't win a TiBB Award of some kind, I just don't know what the point of making any more is.]
Nominations
Brendan: Monica & Verka
Grace: Sally Jessy & Jay
Jay: Limahl & Su
Kriss: Sally Jessy & Brendan
Limahl: Grace & Su
Monica: Verka & Su
Sally Jessy: Kriss & Grace
Su: Jay & Limahl
Verka: Su & Brendan
Nominated: ok basically everyone. Verka Serduchka, Limahl, Jay Aston, Brendan Sheerin, Su Pollard, Sally Jessy Raphael and Grace Jones.
No Nominations!: For the first time... n/a :omgno:
Evicted: Jay Astin D: by 40%
[The UK loathe a coaster it seems.]

Week Eleven
http://i.imgur.com/0d4vNIn.png
[Oh Monica...]
Nominations
Brendan: Monica & Verka
Grace: Sally Jessy & Brendan
Kriss: Sally Jessy & Monica
Limahl: Sally Jessy & Su
Monica: Sally Jessy & Su
Sally Jessy: Kriss & Grace
Su: Verka & Monica
Verka: Monica & Brendan
Nominated: Monica Lewinsky vs. Sally Jessy Raphael
No Nominations!: Just Limahl this time
Evicted: Monica Lewinsky. By 94 ****ing percent. Good god.
[You didn't think three American women were going to make the final did you?]

Week Twelve
http://i.imgur.com/5szrh6I.png
[I put in 50 ****ing events for this :fist: stop reusing]
Nominations
Brendan: Limahl & Verka
Grace: Sally Jessy & Limahl
Kriss: Sally Jessy & Verka
Limahl: Verka & Su
Sally Jessy: Kriss & Limahl
Su: Sally Jessy & Limahl
Verka: Sally Jessy & Brendan
Nominated: Limahl vs. Sally Jessy Raphael
No Nominations!: Grace Jones <3
Evicted: Limahl by 60%
[ok this is a perfect top six]

Week Thirteen
http://i.imgur.com/XISqHtB.png
[Honestly. What did we do to deserve this legend?]
Nominations
Brendan: Sally Jessy & Verka
Grace: Sally Jessy & Brendan
Kriss: Sally Jessy & Su
Sally Jessy: Kriss & Grace
Su: Sally Jessy & Kriss
Verka: Sally Jessy & Kriss
Nominated: Kriss Akabusi vs. Sally Jessy Raphael
No Nominations!: n/a
Evicted: Kriss by 75%
[obviously TiBB would actively root for his eviction here, but I can't help but feel a little upset]

Week Fourteen
http://i.imgur.com/9pUQkHA.png
[I think we can call that a 'mixed reception', then]
Nominations
Brendan: Sally Jessy & Verka
Grace: Sally Jessy & Verka
Sally Jessy: Brendan & Grace
Su: Sally Jessy & Brendan
Verka: Brendan & Su
Nominated: Brendan Sheerin vs. Sally Jessy Raphael
No Nominations!: n/a
Evicted: Sally by 68%
[Her eviction survival streak had to end at some point </3 RIP you absolute goddess]

Week Fifteen
http://i.imgur.com/lMvFR7l.png
[I just...I...no words...]
Nominations
Brendan: Grace & Verka
Grace: Brendan & Verka
Su: Verka & Brendan
Verka: Brendan & Su
Nominated: Brendan Sheerin vs. Verka Serduchka
No Nominations!: n/a
Evicted: Verka :( by 56%
[Seriously, what a final three. What a final four. Five. Six. What a ****ing series.]

Finale
http://i.imgur.com/TTH03FU.png
http://i.imgur.com/f9oqv46.png

Series Popularity
http://i.imgur.com/WYJR3fa.png
[Can we just pause to reflect on the idea of Grace Jones, Su Pollard and Sally Jessy Raphael being the three most idolised housemates of the series.]
[It's also interesting that 4 of the most likely to be hated personalities are in the bottom 5 on launch night. God knows how Limahl is top.]
[The most popular event was Sally Jessy Raphael's quote to Limahl about Blue Ivy - it saw her popularity rise by 15pts.]
[The least popular event was Monica Lewinsky's domination of Week 2, accumulating a popularity plummet of 29pts]

Statistics
Most Nominations: Sally Jessy Raphael (38)
Fewest Nominations: Teddy Sinclair and Jay Aston (5)
Most Evictions Survived: Sally Jessy Raphael (6), Brendan from Coach Trip (5)
Never Up for Eviction: n/a
Highest Eviction Percentage: 94% for Monica Lewinsky vs. Sally Jessy Raphael
Lowest Eviction Percentage: 33% for Lee Lin Chin over 4 other housemates

http://i.imgur.com/eRj7lWX.png

MB.

09-02-2017, 01:38 PM

<3<3<3

Su and Grace are the power couple I never knew I needed

Black Dagger

09-02-2017, 05:40 PM

****ing screaming, the best one yet.

I genuinely have no idea what a Monica, Tonya, Jay or Cesar are though.

MB.

09-02-2017, 05:43 PM

Educate yourself on Monica Lewinsky and Tonya Harding before you offend any more icons of the 90s Lucas

smh

Black Dagger

09-02-2017, 05:46 PM

Oh like I know figure skating and where Bill Clinton's cock has been!

Black Dagger

09-02-2017, 05:47 PM

Oh Jay is from Bucks Fizz, I'm not a very good Eurovision super fan am I. Oops.

Braden

09-02-2017, 06:07 PM

Oh, hello perfect series of CBB.

Su and Grace <3 Sally surviving so many evictions <3

Shaun

09-02-2017, 06:14 PM

the only downside really is that Limahl was the series' most popular male

MB.

09-02-2017, 06:18 PM

I really should stop reading these things in public

Braden

09-02-2017, 08:12 PM

I can definitely see Su being glassed at the wrap party.

MB.

09-02-2017, 08:22 PM

Survivor: Brains vs. Brawn vs. Beauty

http://i.imgur.com/A7C0xfO.png

This was slept on

Shaun

09-02-2017, 08:52 PM

Yes I saw that when browsing the thread pre-Roy Horn and I definitely did a :laugh: if not a :laugh2:

Black Dagger

09-02-2017, 09:15 PM

Did she win.

MB.

10-02-2017, 12:15 AM

Piggy-backing off of Shaun's ideas and introducing...

Celebrity Big Brother: Old Stars vs. Even Older Stars (aka Celebrity Big Brother: Cocoon)

(basically the link expired immediately after I finished, so I didn't get to take a screen grab of the cast. Just use your imagination until you get to the placements at the end)

Old Stars - Angie Bowie, Ivana Trump, Jackie Stallone, Janice Dickinson, Ken Morley, Kim Woodburn, Lionel Blair, Rula Lenska, Winston McKenzie
Even Older Stars - Charo, Des Lynam, Elaine Paige, Judge Judy Sheindlin, Peter Stringfellow, Richard Simmons, Sir Trevor McDonald, Vicki Michelle

Don't get your hopes up. Really, don't.

Week One
http://i.imgur.com/QOBECGc.png
You can take his life, but you'll never take his Ryan Gosling-based fantasies!

Nominations:
Angie - Richard & Des
Charo - Peter & Lionel
Des - Judge Judy & Angie
Elaine - Ivana & Richard
Gyles - Janice & Rula
Ivana - Janice & Vicki
Jackie - Vicki & Ken
Janice - Gyles & Peter
Judge Judy - Rula & Vicki
Ken - Ivana & Janice
Kim - Ken & Janice
Lionel - Peter & Gyles
Peter - Kim & Vicki
Richard - Winston & Elaine
Rula - Judge Judy & Kim
Sir Trevor - Jackie & Angie
Vicki - Ivana & Charo
Winston - Richard & Ivana

No nominations - Sir Trevor (duh)
Nominated - Vicki, Ivana & Janice (</3)
Evicted - Vicki Michelle (41.4%)
Well, considering she died in the BOTS brawl, she should feel lucky to have been here in the first place.

Week Two
http://i.imgur.com/6EyP8nM.png

Nominations:
Angie - Gyles & Richard
Charo - Trevor & Richard
Des - Jackie & Trevor
Elaine - Judge Judy & Richard (what a terrible gay icon Elaine's turned out to be)
Gyles - Janice & Rula
Ivana - Winston & Ken
Jackie - Judge Judy & Trevor
Janice - Gyles & Richard
Judge Judy - Richard & Winston
Ken - Ivana & Angie
Kim - Trevor & Ken
Lionel - Gyles & Elaine
Peter - Elaine & Charo
Richard - Elaine & Winston
Rula - Gyles & Lionel
Sir Trevor - Jackie & Richard
Winston - Richard & Angie

No nominations - Peter, Des & Kim
Nominated - Richard, Trevor & Gyles
Evicted - Sir Trevor McDonald (41.3%)
Wow, what a rollercoaster that turned out to be </3

Week Three
http://i.imgur.com/FBledHI.png
Each and every one of these events is worryingly plausible?

Nominations:
Angie - Richard & Janice
Charo - Richard & Judge Judy
Des - Judge Judy & Angie
Elaine - Richard & Kim
Gyles - Peter & Rula
Ivana - Judge Judy & Winston
Jackie - Lionel & Judge Judy
Janice - Angie & Gyles
Judge Judy - Winston & Jackie
Ken - Jackie & Ivana
Kim - Elaine & Ivana
Lionel - Gyles & Rula
Peter - Richard & Elaine
Richard - Angie & Winston
Rula - Gyles & Peter
Winston - Richard & Judge Judy

No nominations - Ken, Des & Charo
Nominated - Richard & Judge Judy (</3)
Evicted - Judge Judy Sheindlin (67.79%)
WHAT THE **** BRITAIN.

Week Four
http://i.imgur.com/wMCqDQG.png
I'm... not sure why the men are getting all the events. Is the_truth writing this series or something?

Nominations:
Angie - Richard & Jackie
Charo - Richard & Peter
Des - Lionel & Charo
Elaine - Peter & Richard
Gyles - Rula & Janice
Ivana - Janice & Winston
Jackie - Winston & Richard
Janice - Angie & Gyles
Ken - Richard & Jackie
Kim - Gyles & Richard
Lionel - Gyles & Peter
Peter - Richard & Elaine
Richard - Winston & Elaine
Rula - Gyles & Richard
Winston - Gyles & Richard

No nominations - Kim, Ken, Ivana & Des (I guess that's what being the Diary Room chair does to you)
Nominated - Richard & Gyles
Evicted - Gyles Brandreth (56.48%)
Thank god Richard survived over the guy who's been dead since week one, eh?

Week Five
http://i.imgur.com/uShcK3l.png
Now *that's* more like it. I've always said that if the son of God were ever to return to this Earth, it would be for Jackie Stallone (nice use of 'they' for Ivana, there. Muslim and gender neutral!)

Nominations:
Angie - Winston & Richard
Charo - Richard & Lionel
Des - Charo & Angie
Elaine - Richard & Kim (EFF OFF ELAINE)
Ivana - Elaine & Winston
Jackie - Angie & Winston
Janice - Ivana & Richard
Ken - Ivana & Janice
Kim - Richard & Janice
Lionel - Peter & Ivana
Peter - Richard & Lionel
Richard - Winston & Kim
Rula - Peter & Richard
Winston - Elaine & Ivana

No nominations: Rula, Ken, Jackie & Des
Nominated: Richard, Winston & Ivana
Evicted: Richard Simmons (38.65%)
Over Winston? The bendy parsnip dude? Really?

Week Six
http://i.imgur.com/ZWphaZx.png
Firstly, I'm shipping Kim 'n' Elaine. Secondly, I'm not sure why Jesus felt it necessary to return, but I imagine Jackie would appreciate the sentiment/ask him to get her some toast. Thirdly, I see poor Des isn't even being referred to by his name now that he's the Diary Room Chair. It's just "player 1" for him. That'll get him some pity votes.

Nominations:
Angie - Peter & Kim
Charo - Rula & Lionel
Des - Ivana & Angie
Elaine - Peter & Winston (...Elaine uncancelled)
Ivana - Kim & Janice (...Ivana cancelled)
Jackie - Winston & Ken
Janice - Ivana & Des
Ken - Janice & Des
Kim - Ivana & Elaine
Lionel - Ivana & Charo
Peter - Elaine & Janice
Rula - Kim & Janice
Winston - Janice & Ivana

No nominations: Jackie (get that Christian vote mama!)
Nominated: Janice & Ivana
Evicted: Janice Dickinson (60.31%)
AGAIN, WHAT THE ACTUAL **** BRITAIN. HOW DID IT TAKE US UNTIL WEEK SIX FOR A RETURNING HOUSEMATE TO BE EVICTED AND HOW WAS IT JANICE DICKINSON. UGH.

Week Seven
http://i.imgur.com/qJRi4tm.png
...I'm guessing Brantsteele is repeating these events out of protest for Janice leaving so early. Still, every little helps, Jackie.

Nominations:
Angie - Peter & Des
Charo - Lionel & Ivana
Des - Lionel & Ken
Elaine - Winston & Peter
Ivana - Winston & Lionel
Jackie - Des & Winston
Ken - Ivana & Des
Kim - Elaine & Ivana
Lionel - Peter & Charo
Peter - Rula & Elaine
Rula - Lionel & Peter
Winston - Ivana & Angie

No nominations - Kim & Jackie (well we've got to salvage something from this mess)
Nominated - Peter, Lionel & Ivana
Evicted - Lionel Blair (50.76%)
OH SUCK MY DICK BRITAIN.

Week Eight
http://i.imgur.com/FNlTDPV.png
Yeah, I could buy both of these tbh.

Nominations:
Angie - Peter & Ivana
Charo - Ivana & Rula
Des - Winston & Rula
Elaine - Ivana & Peter
Ivana - Rula & Winston
Jackie - Rula & Winston
Ken - Des & Peter
Kim - Rula & Elaine
Peter - Rula & Ivana
Rula - Peter & Ivana
Winston - Ivana & Peter

No nominations - Kim, Ken, Jackie, Charo & Angie (almost half the house???)
Nominated - Rula & Ivana
Evicted - Rula Lenska (60.26%)
Guess she really did need to get back to Desert Island Discs :(

Week Nine
http://i.imgur.com/xKghJ5k.png
I was going to quit this series until I heard the tale of Kim's night with Castro and the pig wanker.

Nominations:
Angie - Peter & Ivana
Charo - Ivana & Winston
Des - Ken & Charo
Elaine - Ivana & Peter
Ivana - Winston & Peter
Jackie - Peter & Winston
Ken - Angie & Des
Kim - Elaine & Peter
Peter - Ivana & Elaine
Winston - Peter & Ivana

No nominations - Kim & Jackie
Nominated - Peter & Ivana
Evicted - Peter Stringfellow (55.65%)
Well thank god for that.

Week Ten
http://i.imgur.com/rrf484P.png
Phi Phi O'Hara, eat your heart out.

Nominations:
Angie - Jackie & Ivana
Charo - Ivana & Jackie
Des - Ken & Winston
Elaine - Winston & Ivana
Ivana - Winston & Angie
Jackie - Winston & Des
Ken - Ivana & Des
Kim - Elaine & Charo
Winston - Ivana & Jackie

No nominations - Kim
Nominated - Ivana & Winston
Evicted - Ivana Trump :( (56.86%)

Week Eleven
http://i.imgur.com/BV38H2f.png
I've already had to cut Ken's assless chaps out of this several times. I'd like to stop having to picture them, please.

Nominations:
Angie - Winston & Des
Charo - Elaine & Winston
Des - Charo & Ken
Elaine - Jackie & Winston
Jackie - Winston & Angie
Ken - Des & Jackie
Kim - Elaine & Jackie
Winston - Jackie & Elaine

No nominations - Kim (kween!)
Nominated - Winston & Jackie (I swear, if they mess this one up...)
Evicted - Jackie Stallone (73.93%)
WHERE ARE YOU NOW, HUH, JESUS? WHERE ARE YOU NOW?

Week Twelve
http://i.imgur.com/Pe0jFMr.png
This Showgirls renaissance <3

Nominations:
Angie - Winston & Des
Charo - Des & Kim
Des - Kim & Charo
Elaine - Angie & Winston
Ken - Kim & Des
Kim - Angie & Charo
Winston - Elaine & Des

Nominated - Des, Winston, Kim, Charo & Angie (everyone but Ken & Elaine, basically)
Evicted - Des Lynam (34.89%)
Kim was scarily close to going there and I don't like that one bit.

Week Thirteen
http://i.imgur.com/tPVnjWp.png
Things always go a bit bonkers in the final few weeks I guess?

Nominations:
Angie - Winston & Kim
Charo - Elaine & Kim
Elaine - Winston & Angie
Ken - Winston & Kim
Kim - Elaine & Charo
Winston - Kim & Elaine

No nominations - Ken (why???)
Nominated - Kim, Winston & Elaine (...I can already see where this is going)
Evicted - Kim Woodburn (49.92%)
I have no reasonable explanation of this other than all the Judy Garland fans getting together and taking their collective, petty revenge. I genuinely don't.

Week Fourteen
http://i.imgur.com/XB2uU4J.png
Angie's CP5 breakout :clap1:

Nominations:
Angie - Winston & Charo
Charo - Winston & Elaine
Elaine - Winston & Ken
Ken - Angie & Winston
Winston - Charo & Elaine

Nominated - Winston, Elaine & Charo
Evicted - Elaine Paige (53.88%)
Bye bitch!

Final Week
http://i.imgur.com/a5p3zHI.png
Eh, sure.

Nominations:
Angie - Ken & Charo
Charo - Angie & Winston
Ken - Angie & Winston
Winston - Charo & Angie

Nominated - Angie, Winston & Charo
Evicted - Charo (43.45%)
Worst series of all time confirmed?

Right, let's get this over with /gingerminj

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Placements:

http://i.imgur.com/hVHLbDY.png

I did lots and lots and lots of events for this, and I'm trying to remember some of the ones which didn't pop up. I remember Gillian Taylforth was to storm the house and demand to know why she didn't have a place in the cast, Jeff Probst was to enter and ask somebody how they spell the word 'you' in texts, somebody was to fry their microphone and serve it to their fellow housemates with a side of potato salad, two people were to argue whether or not Hamilton exists (BB8 Rihanna row-style), somebody was to start an argument with a stud partition wall and somehow still lose, at one point there was going to be a bondage-themed fashion show, somebody was going to steal the house's supply of oxygen Speidi-style, somebody was going to go on hunger strike after realising that Shaun left Shola Ama out of his most recent cast, somebody was to produce a Guinness poo the exact shape of US Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, 150 grams of coke was to be found in somebody's sock draw, somebody was to mistake WKD for blue rinse and get drunk by osmosis (<3) and somebody was to discover that Brandon Block was somehow still in the house after the producers forgot to collect him after CBB19. Basically, nothing good happened.

Shaun

10-02-2017, 12:23 AM

ugh these events are spectacular <3

I wish I could remember the ones I didn't get to use, but only recall one which was almost identical to one here: only swapping "realises this isn't Desert Island Discs" for Strictly Come Dancing

I will do another one tomorrow but I've only settled on one housemate so far and that is the incomparable Tommy Wiseau. Oh Lynda Woodruff, she's in.

MB.

10-02-2017, 12:25 AM

Lynda is #winning!

Shaun

10-02-2017, 01:20 AM

I have miraculously conjured 20 names and will be doing a special extended series. 18 just doesn't cut it in 2019, it turns out! Canonically, your series would be CBB23 and has completely reversed TiBB's perception of Winter Series Being The Best (considering the last four winners have been Winston McKenzie, Scotty T, Coleen Nolan and Roy Horn)

So hopefully CBB24 will continue to prove we're...cool for the summer.

MB.

10-02-2017, 01:30 AM

I'm honoured that a series which began with Gyles Brandreth dying, saw Des Lynam get turned into a chair and ended with Angie Bowie licking salsa off her tits is considered canonical, as painful as it was to get through

Mitchell

10-02-2017, 12:13 PM

You two's series were ****ing brilliant

Denver

10-02-2017, 12:38 PM

I redid the CBB19 but split Jedward and Speidi up and Kim won with Ray J 2nd and Angie 3rd

Braden

10-02-2017, 03:28 PM

Celebrity Big Brother: Cocoon

Angie, Charo and Kim were robbed!

Shaun

10-02-2017, 08:35 PM

MY NAME IS ALYSSA EDWARDS, AND INEEDINEEDINEEDINEEDINEEDINEED TO GET UP IN THIS CBB24 GIG

It's Summer 2019. The world's gearing up for a Trump vs. Warren presidential campaign, Gyles Brandreth's state funeral is attended by 39, and did you really think I'd cast one Psychic Sally without the other? BITCH YOU GUESSED WRONG. WELCOME. To CBB24.
Cast List
http://i.imgur.com/OXp2I9l.png
I'd like to just say that I'm endorsing Fantasia, Lynda or Right Said Fred for the crown

Week One
http://i.imgur.com/zWComwe.png
[Su I ****ing love you. You are the greatest thing to happen to Brantsteele.]
Nominations
Handy Andy: Fabio & Rowland
Anneka: Ingrid & Fabio
Antonia: Sally & Fabio
Charles: Lisa & Fabio
Christine: Richard & Sally
Crispin: Fabio & Iris
Fabio: Lynda & Ingrid
Fantasia: Ingrid & Lisa
Grayson: Lynda & Rowland
Ingrid: Fabio & Lynda
Iris: Fabio & Tim
Lady Bunny: Tommy & Fabio
Lily: Antonia & Fantasia (wow ok racist Lily Tomlin is cancelled)
Lisa: Iris & Charles
Lynda: Fabio & Grayson
Richard: Handy Andy & Fabio
Rowland: Fabio & Ingrid
Sally: Rowland & Lynda
DJ Tim: Christine & Handy Andy
Tommy: Lynda & Lady Bunny
Nominated: Fabio and Lynda Woodruff :( what an awful first two.
No Nominations!: Lily Tomlin, Anneka Rice and Crispin Glover
Evicted: Fabio </333333
[Even with 2 more cast members, I've never seen someone get 11 nominations in Week One on this before. Come thru Su's support!]

Week Two
http://i.imgur.com/U8yLRVx.png
[I told you it's canonical, MB!]
Nominations
Handy Andy: Tommy & Richard
Anneka: Sally & Charles
Antonia: Fantasia & Lily
Charles: Iris & Christine
Christine: Ingrid & Grayson
Crispin: Antonia & Iris
Fantasia: Lily & Lisa
Grayson: Lynda & Antonia
Ingrid: Grayson & Lynda
Iris: Charles & Crispin (OK yes Iris <3 flawless noms)
Lady Bunny: Tim & Christine
Lily: Antonia & Fantasia (still racist ok hun)
Lisa: Fantasia & Charles
Lynda: Tommy & Iris
Richard: Christine & Ingrid
Rowland: Tim & Ingrid
Sally: Antonia & Anneka
DJ Tim: Iris & Lily
Tommy: Lynda & Christine
Nominated: Iris Apfel, Antonia Okonma and Christine Walkden :( ffs guys
No Nominations!: Rowland Rivron, Handy Andy and Lady Bunny!
Evicted: Christine
[Definitely the best result of the three I suppose, back to the One Show you gardening slag!]

Week Three
http://i.imgur.com/2Y2Rbaw.png
[Harsh, but fair, Anneka. Harsh, but fair, Lisa.]
Nominations
Handy Andy: Rowland & Richard
Anneka: Richard & Charles
Antonia: Fantasia & Lisa
Charles: Iris & Lisa
Crispin: Lynda & Iris
Fantasia: Lily & Antonia
Grayson: Rowland & Handy Andy
Ingrid: Grayson & Handy Andy
Iris: Lynda & Lisa
Lady Bunny: Antonia & Sally
Lily: Antonia & Grayson (Lily will you please **** off)
Lisa: Fantasia & Iris
Lynda: Rowland & Sally
Richard: Handy Andy & Lynda
Rowland: Handy Andy & Lynda
Sally: Rowland & Handy Andy
DJ Tim: Iris & Crispin
Tommy: Lynda & Handy Andy
Nominated: Handy Andy vs. Lynda Woodruff - ok come on guys Su Pollard wants her to win, and Ed Balls hates him, so vote him out!!!!!!
No Nominations!: Ingrid Tarrant, Anneka Rice, Tim Westwood, Tommy Wiseau and Lady Bunny!
Evicted: Handy Andy!
[YES. COME THRU, LYNDA. QUEEN OF SURVIVALS.]

Week Four
http://i.imgur.com/3xHJPtB.png
[I WOULD DO NO SUCH THING.]
Nominations
Anneka: Ingrid & Richard
Antonia: Sally & Richard
Charles: Iris & Lisa
Crispin: Tim & Iris
Fantasia: Lily & Lisa
Grayson: Rowland & Lily
Ingrid: Grayson & Tim
Iris: Tim & Rowland
Lady Bunny: Tommy & Lynda
Lily: Antonia & Iris
Lisa: Fantasia & Iris
Lynda: Rowland & Lady Bunny
Richard: Ingrid & Antonia
Rowland: Ingrid & Grayson
Sally: Rowland & Antonia
DJ Tim: Iris & Rowland
Tommy: Lynda & Lady Bunny (wow Tommy is letting me down)
Nominated: Rowland Rivron vs. Iris Apfel - I've had 3 evictions go relatively fine so far so I'm sure I'll lose Iris here :(
No Nominations!: Charles Ingram, Crispin Glover + Anneka Rice
Evicted: Rowland Rivron!
[Wow. OK. This thing likes me.]

Week Five
http://i.imgur.com/x76glEm.png
[Even Angels learn how to fly, Fantasia </3 :(]
Nominations
Anneka: Iris & Richard
Antonia: Sally & Lily
Charles: Iris & Lisa
Crispin: Tim & Iris
Fantasia: Lily & Lisa
Grayson: Lynda & Lily
Ingrid: Richard & Tim
Iris: Tim & Charles
Lady Bunny: Tommy & Lynda
Lily: Antonia & Tim
Lisa: Lady Bunny & Iris
Lynda: Richard & Lily
Richard: Ingrid & Antonia
Sally: Anneka & Antonia
DJ Tim: Iris & Lily
Tommy: Lynda & Ingrid
Nominated: Lily Tomlin vs. Iris Apfel - ANNIHILATE THAT RACIST BITCH, IRIS
No Nominations!: Crispin Glover, Fantasia and Grayson Perry!
Evicted: Lily Tomlin!
[seriously, I'm not even rigging this <333333]

Week Six
http://i.imgur.com/mVsplKH.png
[Oh good, both Gyles references have been used]
Nominations
Anneka: Lady Bunny & Richard
Antonia: Sally & Richard
Charles: Anneka & Tim
Crispin: Tim & Lynda
Fantasia: Tim & Lisa
Grayson: Lynda & Anneka
Ingrid: Richard & Tim
Iris: Tim & Lisa
Lady Bunny: Lisa & Lynda
Lisa: Antonia & Iris
Lynda: Sally & Grayson
Richard: Ingrid & Antonia
Sally: Lady Bunny & Antonia
DJ Tim: Iris & Crispin
Tommy: Lynda & Lady Bunny
Nominated: Lynda Woodruff vs. Tim Westwood
No Nominations!: Fantasia, Tommy Wiseau and Charles Ingram!
Evicted: Tim Westwood!
[I can't. This is all going too well. I can't.]

Week Seven
http://i.imgur.com/uDuiq9C.png
[Inexorably true statement. And possibly the least likely to care about BB, being moved, = comedy gold. Wonderful.]
Nominations
Anneka: Ingrid & Richard
Antonia: Iris & Richard
Charles: Anneka & Iris
Crispin: Iris & Lynda
Fantasia: Lynda & Lisa
Grayson: Lynda & Anneka
Ingrid: Richard & Lynda
Iris: Crispin & Lisa
Lady Bunny: Antonia & Richard
Lisa: Fantasia & Ingrid
Lynda: Lady Bunny & Grayson
Richard: Ingrid & Lynda
Sally: Richard & Antonia
Tommy: Lynda & Ingrid
Nominated: Lynda Woodruff vs. Richard Fairbrass - my heart </3
No Nominations!: Sally Morgan, Tommy Wiseau and Charles Ingram!
Evicted: Richard Fairbrass!
[I honestly think Su Pollard has charmed the entire nation and has championed an unstoppable force, guys.]

Week Eight
http://i.imgur.com/hdONm12.png
[Of course the TV psychic gets the event about being psychic. Of course. Don't be too hard on yourself, Lynda, and yaaaas @ Lisa/Tommy!]
Nominations
Anneka: Iris & Grayson
Antonia: Lisa & Fantasia
Charles: Lynda & Lisa
Crispin: Iris & Charles
Fantasia: Ingrid & Charles
Grayson: Lynda & Tommy
Ingrid: Charles & Anneka
Iris: Antonia & Charles
Lady Bunny: Anneka & Lynda
Lisa: Antonia & Charles
Lynda: Charles & Crispin
Sally: Lady Bunny & Iris
Tommy: Lynda & Lady Bunny
Nominated: Lynda Woodruff vs. Charles Ingram - I've already had too much go my own way, I'm making peace with her wheels coming off now
No Nominations!: Sally Morgan!
Evicted: Charles Ingram!
[He never really recovered from Emma Willis leaving C5.]

Week Nine
http://i.imgur.com/r24gdLv.png
[Yoncé all on the lungs of Anneka?]
Nominations
Anneka: Iris & Ingrid
Antonia: Lisa & Lady Bunny
Crispin: Lynda & Lady Bunny
Fantasia: Lisa & Lynda
Grayson: Lynda & Lisa
Ingrid: Lady Bunny & Iris
Iris: Lisa & Lynda
Lady Bunny: Antonia & Lynda
Lisa: Lady Bunny & Fantasia
Lynda: Lady Bunny & Ingrid
Sally: Antonia & Lynda
Tommy: Lynda & Iris
Nominated: Lynda Woodruff vs. Lady Bunny - sophie's choice :(
No Nominations!: Tommy Wiseau, Anneka Rice, Grayson Perry, Crispin Glover and Sally Morgan
Evicted: Lynda </3333
[flames to dust...lovers to friends...]

Week Ten
http://i.imgur.com/0SN1Sok.png
[I have a feeling the wheels are coming off this series.]
Nominations
Anneka: Iris & Lady Bunny
Antonia: Iris & Lady Bunny
Crispin: Iris & Lady Bunny
Fantasia: Lisa & Ingrid
Grayson: Ingrid & Lisa
Ingrid: Anneka & Lisa
Iris: Antonia & Crispin
Lady Bunny: Antonia & Lisa
Lisa: Lady Bunny & Antonia
Sally: Antonia & Lady Bunny
Tommy: Lady Bunny & Crispin
Nominated: Lady Bunny vs. Antonia Okonma vs. Lisa Riley
No Nominations!: Tommy Wiseau, Grayson Perry, Fantasia and Sally Morgan
Evicted: Lisa Riley!
[I have no feelings towards her removal]

Week Eleven
http://i.imgur.com/1v50zMf.png
[If there was an event from this series - or any series - that was going to repeat itself, it was sampvt getting a weeklong ban I suppose.]
Nominations
Anneka: Ingrid & Lady Bunny
Antonia: Fantasia & Lady Bunny
Crispin: Iris & Tommy
Fantasia: Antonia & Iris
Grayson: Sally & Ingrid
Ingrid: Tommy & Grayson
Iris: Antonia & Crispin
Lady Bunny: Antonia & Ingrid
Sally: Antonia & Lady Bunny
Tommy: Lady Bunny & Iris
Nominated: Lady Bunny vs. Antonia Okonma - loving the mixing up this series guys! :idc:
No Nominations!: Just Anneka Rice!
Evicted: Lady Bunny!
[can we just @ the two black gals making it to the top 9]

Week Twelve
http://i.imgur.com/39ykNMo.png
[a) even I'm bored of the Tatianna references now. b) Crispin Glover sure loves fruit.]
Nominations
Anneka: Ingrid & Iris
Antonia: Fantasia & Iris
Crispin: Iris & Tommy
Fantasia: Antonia & Tommy
Grayson: Iris & Ingrid
Ingrid: Anneka & Iris
Iris: Tommy & Sally
Sally: Antonia & Iris
Tommy: Ingrid & Antonia
Nominated: Iris Apfel vs. Ingrid Tarrant vs. Antonia Okonma vs. Tommy Wiseau - oh!
No Nominations!: Crispin Glover and Grayson Perry
Evicted: Ingrid Tarrant
[a very satisfactory result!]

Week Thirteen
http://i.imgur.com/n2Dl0lC.png
[I hope Our Anneka has hand sanitiser :( and...I can oddly see these two working together to kill children!]
Nominations
Anneka: Crispin & Iris
Antonia: Fantasia & Crispin
Crispin: Antonia & Tommy
Fantasia: Antonia & Tommy
Grayson: Tommy & Sally
Iris: Tommy & Crispin
Sally: Antonia & Tommy
Tommy: Iris & Fantasia
Nominated: Crispin Glover vs. Antonia Okonma vs. Tommy Wiseau
No Nominations!: Anneka Rice and Grayson Perry
Evicted: Tommy Wiseau
[my favourite of the three but oh well!]

Week Fourteen
http://i.imgur.com/F3gJpgS.png
[Legend Iris :clap1:]
Nominations
Anneka: Fantasia & Iris
Antonia: Fantasia & Iris
Crispin: Iris & Fantasia
Fantasia: Antonia & Iris
Grayson: Iris & Sally
Iris: Sally & Antonia
Sally: Antonia & Iris
Nominated: Fantasia vs. Antonia Okonma vs. Iris Apfel
No Nominations!: Anneka Rice, Crispin Glover and Grayson Perry
Evicted: Antonia Okonma
[COME ON, FANTASIA!!!!!!]

Week Fifteen
http://i.imgur.com/z0KmvIC.png
[We really should be fine if we get a f3 of Anneka, Fantasia and Iris]
Nominations
Anneka: Sally & Iris
Crispin: Iris & Sally
Fantasia: Sally & Iris
Grayson: Iris & Sally
Iris: Sally & Grayson
Sally: Anneka & Iris
Nominated: Sally Morgan vs. Iris Apfel
No Nominations!: Fantasia and Crispin!
Evicted: Sally Morgan
[didn't see that coming did ya bitch?]

Week Sixteen
http://i.imgur.com/mCHzKG8.png
[annie r u ok?]
Nominations
Anneka: Crispin & Iris
Crispin: Iris & Grayson
Fantasia: Grayson & Iris
Grayson: Iris & Anneka
Iris: Crispin & Grayson
Nominated: Grayson Perry vs. Iris Apfel
No Nominations!: Fantasia!
Evicted: Grayson Perry
[y'all final four better get the **** rid of Crispin!]

Week Seventeen
http://i.imgur.com/oN9ahWN.png
[THIS 👏 IS 👏 WHY 👏 WE 👏 KEPT 👏 HER 👏]
Nominations
Anneka: Fantasia & Iris
Crispin: Iris & Fantasia
Fantasia: Crispin & Iris
Iris: Crispin & Fantasia
Nominated: Fantasia vs. Iris Apfel - FFS.
No Nominations!: Anneka!
Evicted: Iris Apfel </3333333333333333333333
[They should've both been finalists https://lh6.ggpht.com/-EeYMydkPeT0/Tl5xwEorFBI/AAAAAAAAAYs/8jPZI8WQstg/s800/%252523york7.gif!]

Finale
http://i.imgur.com/e4VfXzm.png

POOR THAT

http://i.imgur.com/8ME9ki6.png

Series Popularity
http://i.imgur.com/vk99lfm.png
[As with CBB22, Anneka/Fantasia/Lisa is a pretty damn strong top 3]
[The two gender-bending HMs in the bottom 4 of popularity on launch shows we HAVE STILL GOT FAR TO GO, PROGRESSIVE BRITAIN.]
[I don't know why Fabio was so hated.]
[The most popular event was honestly Su Pollard telling BOTS to vote for Lynda to win lmao, she jumped up by 27pts.]
[The least popular event was Lisa Riley telling Tim Westwood to kill himself. She lost 22pts but this wasn't enough for her to not outlast him.]

Statistics
Most Nominations: Iris Apfel (63 :joker:)
Fewest Nominations: Christine Walkden (5), Handy Andy (8), Anneka Rice (12)
Most Evictions Survived: Iris Apfel (7), Antonia Okonma & Lynda Woodruff (4)
Never Up for Eviction: Anneka Rice!
Highest Eviction Percentage: 97% for Fabio vs. Lynda Woodruff :/ Su Pollard really did that.
Lowest Eviction Percentage: 43% for Christine vs. Iris Apfel & Antonia Okonma

http://i.imgur.com/H3KlOai.png

Braden

10-02-2017, 08:55 PM

Anneka's win is so reminiscent of Ulrika's. Didn't see it coming (although Iris was ROBBED). Please tell me you're doing an All-Stars at some point? They're too good.

Lizzie Bardsley is a good contender for the next series, if there is one.

MB.

10-02-2017, 08:55 PM

"Lynda is sexy and Tommy is not and you just have to deal with it" <3
Anneka's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week <3
http://i.imgur.com/oN9ahWN.png <3 Iris somehow ending up with more nominations than anyone in the history of the show ever <3

What a streak you've been having (that will no doubt come to an end when CBB25 produces a final two of Jane Moore and the Rotenburg Cannibal)

Shaun

10-02-2017, 09:08 PM

Just noticed that Rowland, Lady Bunny and Lily didn't make the HLs once, and they lasted 19 weeks between them. Disgusting.

Anneka makes 8 appearances.
Tommy Wiseau - 6
Iris, Antonia - 5
Grayson, Sally, Lynda - 4
Lisa, Tim, Crispin - 3
Handy Andy, Ingrid, Richard, Fantasia - 2
King Fabio, Christine, Charles - 1

In a re-run of the series, the final 3 was Lynda/Lisa/Sally, with Lynda winning. These events happened since I don't want them to go to waste tbh:

http://i.imgur.com/EnObKvK.png

Mitchell

11-02-2017, 12:02 PM

Anneka is the biggest cbb icon ever

Amy Jade

11-02-2017, 02:40 PM

Shaun your BB's are hilarious. I laughed so much at the events :laugh2:

Baddie Winkle needs to be cast!

Mitchell

11-02-2017, 02:57 PM

My series is coming and being a massive letdown compared to Shaun and MB's :joker: (although Ann Widdecombe and a man in a mask)

Mitchell

11-02-2017, 05:05 PM

Its here, the fairly average series, but I like the cast so don't bother pretending you don't love it xo

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Line%20up_zpsubjajik7.png
Ann Widdecombe - Politician and professional dancer
Arabella Weir - Author and Comedienne
Baby Bop - from Barney durrr
Brian Blessed - Legendary actor
Buzz Aldrin - Spaceman
Claire Powell - Peter Andre's manager and star of Peter Andre's TV shows :hehe:
Dick Strawbridge - TV Presenter and moustache model
Dr Chris - This Morning icon
Estelle Harris - Muriel from Suite Life obvs
John Altman - EastEnders legend
Linda Grey - Dallas legend and Hollyoaks icon
Nancy Lam - Chef
Sian Lloyd - Weathergirl
Sue Holderness - Only Fools and Horses legend
Timmy Mallett - Childrens TV legend
Vanilla Ice - Rapper

Week one
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Week%20one%20events_zpsahvwzqtr.png
Nominated - Dick Strawbridge, Linda Gray, Nancy Lam and Vanilla Ice
No Nominations - Dr Chris and Buzz
Evicted - Nancy Lam (34% to evict)
(thanks Cal for that)

Week two
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Week%20two%20events_zpsijr785er.png
Nominated - Brian Blessed and Timmy Mallett
No nominations - Ann, Estelle, Sian and Sue
Evicted - Brian Blessed (67% to evict)
(Not Cal being a fan of Dick)

Week three
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Week%203%20events_zpsmv5iabuj.png
(Who the **** wants the yoghurt part?!)

Nominated - Baby Bop, Vanilla Ice, Timmy Mallett, Estelle Harris, Dick Strawbridge, Arabella Weir and Ann Widdecombe
No Nominations - Dr Chris and Sue Holderness
Evicted - Baby Bop </3 (23%)

HOW DARE YOU EVICT BABY BOP FROM BARNEY! twats

Week four
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Week%204_zpsya329i8e.png
I was tempted to use Jack doing a 4000 word essay more as its fairly realistic

Nominated - Sian Lloyd and Timmy Mallett
No nominations - Sue Holderness
Evicted - Sian Lloyd (54%)

Sian is a queen, but at least it wasn't Timmy

Week five
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Week%205_zpswszvrzhr.png
TiBB would HATE him

Nominated - Dick, Estelle and Arabella
No nominations - Buzz Aldrin
Evicted - Dick Strawbridge (47%)
HOW DARE ESTELLE AND DICK HAVE LESS VOTES THAN HER

Week six
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Week%206_zpsldawz3ak.png
Ann is on a self destruction mission

Nominated - Ann, Vanilla Ice, Arabella Weir
No Nominations - Buzz Aldrin
Evicted - Vanilla Ice (42%)

**** off Arabella

Week seven
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Week%207_zpspwq2cbag.png
Dr Chris whipping his hair is doctor goals

Nominated - Ann, Sue Holderness, Dr Chris, Claire from CAN and Arabella Weir
No nominations - John Altman, Estelle Harris and Buzz Aldrin
Evicted - Dr Chris (37%)
At least Sue is safe I guess

Week eight
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Week%208_zpsdh9qk0ai.png
NOT Brad being Buzz Aldrin

Nominated - Ann Widdecombe, Timmy Mallett, Estelle Harris
No nominations - John and Arabella
Evicted - Timmy Mallett (40%)
Correct evictee

Week nine
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Week%209_zpskgugjowi.png
Lmao Claire making her first appearance

Nominated - Ann Widdecombe and Linda Gray
No nominations - Sue, John and Buzz
Evicted - Linda Gray (62%)
Linda </3

Week ten
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Week%2010_zpsqbmro7jc.png
Lmao TiBB at this point would be picketing his house

Nominated - Ann and Estelle
No nominations - John (WTF GUYS?!)
Evicted - Ann Widdecombe (56%)
Correct choice, although why the **** did John survive after that?!

Week eleven
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/week%2011_zpsand64vhr.png
Good old random messages :love:

Nominated - Claire from CAN and Arabella
No nominations - Sue and John
Evicted - Claire from CAN (61%)
FFS Arabella

Week twelve
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Week%2012_zps7hhnhaqo.png
Not Marlene the slapper

Nominated - Estelle and Arabella
No nominations - John
Evicted - ESTELLE HARRIS </3 (64%)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Week thirteen (apparently i didn't save the events for this :bawling:)
Nominated - Buzz Aldrin and Arabella Weir
No nominations - nobody
Evicted - Buzz Aldrin (78%)
BUZZ </3

Third place
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/third%20place_zpstfh7fr3p.png
(1.28% lmao, teach him to rob Buzz and Estelle of their final place)

Winner
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Winner_zpseoauaxgr.png

HOW THE **** DID MARLENE NOT WIN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! **** sake.

A good few results, except for Arabella who got rid of all the decent ones :joker:

Series 22 coming soon starring a famous duo, someone from a famous duo, two soap icons, a singing legend (who definitely wouldn't do this), Big Brother's oldest housemate ever and Alice Barry.

MB.

11-02-2017, 05:13 PM

Glorious

CBBwhatevernumberwe'reon now is also coming soon............. x

Ross.

11-02-2017, 05:24 PM

This is the best thing I've ever read

http://i.imgur.com/oN9ahWN.png

Mitchell

11-02-2017, 05:42 PM

Big Brother 22: I had to check all these people were still alive

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/cast_zpsieznz4uk.png
Alice Barry - Shameless legend
Aretha Franklin - Singing legend
Betty White - ****ing legend
Eddie the Eagle Edwards - Skiing legend
Heather Mills - Erm... Paul McCartney shagging legend?
Judy Finnigan - Richard and Judy without the Richard
June Brown - Dot Cotton from EastEnders
Katherine Ryan - Comedian
MC Hammer - Rapper
Marilyn Manson - Well...
Mr Motivator - Fitness guru
Paul and Barry Chuckle - The Chuckle Brothers
Phill Lewis - Mr Moseby legend
Shaun Williamson - Barry
Trisha Goddard - Religious figure
Wincey Willis - Former newsreader

Week 1
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/1_zpsddrexyzn.png
Poor Dot :( and not Katherine and Alice's showmance

Nominated - June Brown, Marilyn Manson, Judy Finnigan, Eddie the Eagle and Betty White
No nominations - Wincey WIllis, MC Hammer and Phill Lewis
Evicted - June Brown
ROBBED

Week 2
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/2_zpsklpbfirh.png
Finally, we know which twat did it

Nominated - Wincey and Mr Motivator
No nominations - Barry from EastEnders, Heather Mills and Alice Barry
Evicted - Wincey Willis
GOOD.

Week 3
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/3_zpsqga5ez9t.png
Good old Jayne

Nominated - Betty White and Mr Motivator
No nominations - Trisha Goddard, Barry from EastEnders, Phill Lewis and Katherine Ryan
Evicted - Betty White </3
Betty will always be my queen, regardless of whether she tries to be Mr Motivator or not.

Week 4
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/4_zps0bfeqfqt.png
Not Judy

Nominated - Mr Motivator and MC Hammer
No nominations - Katherine Ryan and Judy Finnigan
Evicted - MC Hammer
Meh

Week 5
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/5_zpsydg17zpn.png
(i forgot i left the Britney scenario in)

Nominated - Mr Motivator and Heather Mills
No nominations - Katherine Ryan, Judy Finnigan and Eddie the Eagle
Evicted - Mr Motivator
Meh

Week 6
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/6_zpsp73c8bk7.png

Nominated - Trisha Goddard, Phill Lewis, The Chuckle Brothers and Eddie the Eagle
No nominations - Barry, Katherine, Judy and Aretha Franklin
Evicted - Eddie the Eagle Edwards
Best option I guess

Week 7
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/7_zpsxc7xytkw.png
Not Adam abusing Aretha and thank god for the dream team trying to work out how she won

Nominated - Chuckle Brothers vs Heather Mills
No nominations - Barry, Katherine and Judy
Evicted - The Chuckle Brothers :(
FFS Heather

Week 8
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/8_zpsjuvv3bcy.png
This scenario gets repetitive.

Nominated -Trisha Goddard and Heather Mills
No nominations - Katherine Ryan, Judy Finnigan and Aretha Franklin
Evicted - Our Trish </3
Why the **** would anyone vote out our Trish?!

Week 9
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/9_zpsuamcezr6.png
Alice continuing Trisha's good work :love:

Nominated - Heather Mills, Marilyn Manson and Alice Barry
No nominations - Katherine Ryan and Judy Finnigan
Evicted - Alice Barry NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :fist:

Week 10
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/10_zps4vue7kbq.png
thanks for repeating them brantsteele

Nominated - Heather Mills, Phill Lewis and Aretha Franklin
No nominations - Noone
Evicted - Phill Lewis
Why the **** is Heather Mills still here?!

Week 11
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/11_zpswwkrltwq.png
Marilyn Manson stealing the show there

Nominations - Marilyn Manson and Heather Mills
No nominations - Katherine Ryan and Aretha Franklin
Evicted - Marilyn Manson

Week 12
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/12_zpsc97jgypg.png
Laura and Jayne the resurrection

Nominations - Barry from EastEnders and Judy Finnigan (not the most iconic)
No nominations - Katherine Ryan
Evicted - Judy Finnigan
Lose lose situation tbh

Week 13
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/13_zpsircxrrja.png
Those pesky EastEnders stars with the police on speed dial

Nominations - Barry and Heather Mills
No nominations - Noone
Evicted - Barry from EastEnders (NOT HEATHER RUINING THE PERFECT FINAL 3)

Third place
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Third%20place_zpsflinbamf.png
ROBBED QUEEN

Winner
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/winner%20gr8_zpsr5siloy0.png

What is it with boring as **** winners

Series 23 will happen eventually, with an even bigger budget and hopefully less ****ing repeats

Denver

11-02-2017, 05:53 PM

It was actually aimed at Betty White :idc:

Mitchell

11-02-2017, 05:55 PM

It was actually aimed at Betty White :idc:

We can't tell with you :idc:

MB.

11-02-2017, 06:00 PM

Wincey Willis was robbed

MB.

11-02-2017, 06:01 PM

Also, I'm not sure which number we're on now so I'll just say it's CBB27? Anyway, it's on its way and... erm, it's quite something

Mitchell

11-02-2017, 06:17 PM

Wincey Willis was robbed

As was Jackie Stallone.

VanessaFeltz.

11-02-2017, 06:24 PM

Congratulations, Sunday, you are the winner!

I am done

Denver

11-02-2017, 06:29 PM

Anyway Aretha only got top 2 for sympathy :idc:

Wizard.

11-02-2017, 06:32 PM

BBUK Black gurls, ready for Charleyownage

http://i.snag.gy/EV9qG.jpg

Not dead Sophia.

Shaun

11-02-2017, 06:35 PM

Kmt I was going to use Alice Barry you COW!

Ross.

11-02-2017, 06:47 PM

Someone name 17 TiBB members

Mitchell

11-02-2017, 06:47 PM

Kmt I was going to use Alice Barry you COW!

I'll give you permission to use Alice Barry because I ****ing stan her

Mitchell

11-02-2017, 06:48 PM

Someone name 17 TiBB members

If me and Leather Trumpet aren't there I will skin your cat

Shaun

11-02-2017, 06:49 PM

Someone name 17 TiBB members

Chuff me dizzy 17 times

Shaun

11-02-2017, 06:50 PM

I'll give you permission to use Alice Barry because I ****ing stan her

I'll do an allstars series when MB reveals her latest monster

Ross.

11-02-2017, 06:54 PM

Chuff me dizzy 17 times

Done

Mitchell

11-02-2017, 06:58 PM

I'll do an allstars series when MB reveals her latest monster

If Buzz Aldrin doesn't make your all stars I won't be happy :idc:

Shaun

11-02-2017, 06:59 PM

Buzz Aldrin dies shortly after your series airs, David Gest-style

I am not casting Gyles Brandreth for much the same reason

Denver

11-02-2017, 07:01 PM

Someone name 17 TiBB members

Me

MB.

11-02-2017, 07:10 PM

After the news that Channel 5 have axed Celebrity Big Brother, the show is picked up by BBC Four, who decide to reinvent it as a highbrow, mature, thought-provoking progra-lol who am I kidding, it's the same old ****. That's right, it's...

Celebrity Big Brother 27-ish: Jump Back Up Your Mother, Soon-Yi

The cast, which includes several people known only for who they've shagged and a guy who was actually in Cocoon, is as follows:

http://i.imgur.com/bkVkXRa.png

Let's do this thing! Or not!

Week One
http://i.imgur.com/DZKVacD.png
[Chained to the Lizard would make for a better song tbh]

Nominations:

Adam - Wilford & Faith
Anne - Wilford & Bonnie
Bonnie - Faith & Divine
Carol - Paul & Bonnie
Coco - Ja Rule & Bonnie
Divine - Anne & Wilford
Faith - Ron & Bonnie
Ja Rule - Ron & Coco
Kevin - Paul & Anne
Lucian - Owen & Divine
Monica - Kevin & Lucian
Nicolo - Bonnie & Willa
Owen - Coco & Nicolo
Paul - Willa & Kevin
Ron - Wilford & Faith
Soon-Yi - Bonnie & Ja Rule
Toyah - Willa & Bonnie
Wilford - Marilyn & Coco
Willa - Wilford & Paul

Nominated - Bonnie & Wilford
No nominations - Monica, Soon-Yi, Carol, Toyah, Adam
Evicted - Wilford Brimley (58.91%)

Week Two
http://i.imgur.com/sFuQsJO.png
[...I think you might need to see a doctor about that, Marilyn. Also, if there were ever somebody to defeat ISIS, I somehow knew it'd be Ice-T's wife]

Nominations:

Adam - Bonnie & Lucian
Anne - Bonnie & Carol
Bonnie - Ja Rule & Kevin
Carol - Lucian & Bonnie
Coco - Lucian & Bonnie
Divine - Lucian & Bonnie
Faith - Bonnie & Toyah
Ja Rule - Coco & Owen
Kevin - Paul & Bonnie
Lucian - Coco & Bonnie
Marilyn - Willa & Bonnie
Monica - Lucian & Coco
Nicolo - Ron & Bonnie
Owen - Willa & Anne
Paul - Willa & Bonnie
Ron - Bonnie & Faith
Soon-Yi - Coco & Bonnie
Toyah - Willa & Bonnie
Willa - Lucian & Paul

Nominated - Bonnie (with 14 ****ing nominations) & Lucian
No nominations - Nicolo, Monica, Marilyn, Divine, Soon-Yi, Adam
Evicted - Lucian Piane (51.06%)
[YAAAAAAS]

Week Three
http://i.imgur.com/01NKoIs.png
[Wow @ all this Katy promo. I mean, she certainly needs it]

Nominations:

Adam - Coco & Bonnie
Anne - Owen & Faith
Bonnie - Divine & Toyah
Carol - Bonnie & Toyah
Coco - Faith & Bonnie
Divine - Anne & Bonnie
Faith - Bonnie & Anne
Ja Rule - Faith & Bonnie
Kevin - Carol & Bonnie
Marilyn - Toyah & Coco
Monica - Bonnie & Coco
Nicolo - Toyah & Bonnie
Owen - Nicolo & Soon-Yi (#rebelheart)
Paul - Bonnie & Ron
Ron - Paul & Toyah
Soon-Yi - Toyah & Ron
Toyah - Faith & Bonnie
Willa - Toyah & Soon-Yi

Nominated - Bonnie & Toyah
No nominations - Willa, Marilyn, Kevin, Monica, Ja Rule, Adam
Evicted - Toyah Willcox (53.67%)

Week Four
http://i.imgur.com/OpyObWW.png
[Monica or Owen - who wore it better?]

Nominations:

Adam - Coco & Faith
Anne - Carol & Bonnie
Bonnie - Coco & Adam
Carol - Coco & Bonnie
Coco - Bonnie & Faith
Divine - Bonnie & Adam
Faith - Anne & Bonnie
Ja Rule - Divine & Bonnie
Kevin - Bonnie & Paul
Marilyn - Coco & Bonnie
Monica - Coco & Ron
Nicolo - Faith & Bonnie
Owen - Anne & Bonnie
Paul - Soon-Yi & Bonnie
Ron - Coco & Paul
Soon-Yi - Paul & Bonnie
Willa - Soon-Yi & Ja Rule

Nominated - Bonnie & Coco
No nominations - Kevin, Monica, Nicolo, Owen, Marilyn, Willa
Evicted - Bonnie Langford (61.82%)
[All good things must come to an end eventually, I guess]

Week Five
http://i.imgur.com/QEaaU9U.png
[A tribute to Hi-de-Hi on her hoo-hoo? How sweet. Still doesn't beat a good waterhog poem, though]

Nominations:

Adam - Faith & Coco
Anne - Faith & Ron
Carol - Paul & Coco
Coco - Faith & Adam
Divine - Ja Rule & Paul
Faith - Nicolo & Ron
Ja Rule - Soon-Yi & Paul
Kevin - Paul & Adam
Marilyn - Paul & Faith
Monica - Coco & Soon-Yi
Nicolo - Ron & Faith
Owen - Soon-Yi & Paul
Paul - Ja Rule & Ron
Ron - Faith & Nicolo
Soon-Yi - Paul & Coco
Willa - Ja Rule & Paul

Nominated - Paul & Faith
No nominations - Willa, Owen, Monica, Marilyn, Kevin, Divine, Carol, Anne
Evicted - Paul Cattermole (70.25%)

Week Six
http://i.imgur.com/dCX1Knx.png
[No words, really. All I hope is that Divine's event and Owen's event aren't in any way related]

Nominations:

Adam - Faith & Coco
Anne - Faith & Owen
Carol - Ron & Coco
Coco - Adam & Faith
Divine - Soon-Yi & Faith
Faith - Adam & Coco
Ja Rule - Coco & Divine
Kevin - Coco & Adam
Marilyn - Faith & Nicolo
Monica - Faith & Coco
Nicolo - Faith & Owen
Owen - Soon-Yi & Ja Rule
Ron - Coco & Faith
Soon-Yi - Owen & Coco
Willa - Ron & Coco

Nominated - Coco & Faith
No nominations - Willa, Monica, Marilyn, Kevin, Carol, Anne
Evicted - Coco Austin (51.79%)
[Now she can go and hunt terrorists for a living!]

Week Seven
http://i.imgur.com/zASRfph.png
[It's PC gone mad!!!!!11!!1!!! #JeSuisFaith]

Nominations:

Adam - Faith & Divine
Anne - Faith & Ron
Carol - Divine & Ron
Divine - Faith & Ja Rule
Faith - Anne & Ron
Ja Rule - Soon-Yi & Faith
Kevin - Anne & Ja Rule
Marilyn - Faith & Nicolo
Monica - Faith & Nicolo
Nicolo - Faith & Owen
Owen - Nicolo & Anne
Ron - Faith & Anne
Soon-Yi - Ja Rule & Owen
Willa - Owen & Adam

Nominated - Faith & Anne
No nominations - Willa, Monica, Marilyn, Carol & Kevin
Evicted - Anne Charleston (56.85%)
[Everybody needs good neighbours. Except when they vote to evict you I guess]

Week Eight
http://i.imgur.com/pS955NM.png
[Just another normal week in the Celebrity Big Brother house, then]

Nominations:

Adam - Divine & Ron
Carol - Owen & Ron
Divine - Ja Rule & Ron
Faith - Nicolo & Ron
Ja Rule - Divine & Soon-Yi
Kevin - Divine & Ja Rule
Marilyn - Adam & Faith
Monica - Divine & Nicolo
Nicolo - Ron & Faith
Owen - Ja Rule & Soon-Yi
Ron - Faith & Soon-Yi
Soon-Yi - Ron & Owen
Willa - Ron & Adam

Nominated - Ron & Divine
No nominations - Willa, Monica, Marilyn, Kevin, Carol
Evicted - Ron Jeremy (59.46%)
[-insert porn joke here idk-]

Week Nine
http://i.imgur.com/4UE1Onw.png
[Like, I knew North Korea weren't particularly the most progressive of nations, but I would have thought it would have taken more than a woman in her 70s performing a dance craze from the 90s to improve their international relations]

Nominations:

Adam - Willa & Divine
Carol - Owen & Kevin
Divine - Ja Rule & Carol
Faith - Nicolo & Marilyn
Ja Rule - Soon-Yi & Divine
Kevin - Ja Rule & Willa
Marilyn - Faith & Willa
Monica - Nicolo & Divine
Nicolo - Owen & Faith
Owen - Nicolo & Ja Rule
Soon-Yi - Ja Rule & Willa
Willa - Owen & Adam

Nominated - Willa & Ja Rule
No nominations - Monica
Evicted - Ja Rule (54.13%)

Week Ten
http://i.imgur.com/Bue2NgD.png
[Does nobody even research the show they're signing up for nowadays? smh]

Adam - Divine & Willa
Carol - Owen & Divine
Divine - Monica & Faith
Faith - Nicolo & Marilyn
Kevin - Divine & Owen
Marilyn - Faith & Willa
Monica - Kevin & Nicolo
Nicolo - Monica & Owen
Owen - Willa & Nicolo
Soon-Yi - Kevin & Owen
Willa - Marilyn & Adam

Nominated - Owen, Willa, Nicolo & Divine
No nominations - Soon-Yi & Carol
Evicted - Willa Ford (33.25%)
[Guess you needed that immunity idol didn't you, bitch)

Week Eleven
http://i.imgur.com/bHWGFXZ.png
[I like to think that these three events are somehow related]

Nominations:

Adam - Faith & Divine
Carol - Owen & Kevin
Divine - Monica & Adam
Faith - Nicolo & Adam
Kevin - Nicolo & Owen
Marilyn - Faith & Owen
Monica - Divine & Nicolo
Nicolo - Owen & Faith
Owen - Kevin & Divine
Soon-Yi - Kevin & Owen

Nominated - Owen, Nicolo, Kevin, Faith & Divine
No nominations - Soon-Yi, Marilyn & Carol
Evicted - Owen Smith (32.44%)
[I bet Jeremy Corbyn is fapping at home rn]

Week Twelve
http://i.imgur.com/Qu64YO7.png
[YEAH IT'S GREAT WHEN YOU ENTERED FIFTY TWO EVENTS AND IT KEEPS RE-USING THEM, ISN'T IT]

Nominations:

Adam - Nicolo & Divine
Carol - Nicolo & Kevin
Divine - Monica & Carol
Faith - Marilyn & Nicolo
Kevin - Adam & Nicolo
Marilyn - Faith & Nicolo
Monica - Nicolo & Divine
Nicolo - Monica & Faith
Son-Yi - Marilyn & Faith

Nominated - Nicolo & Faith
No nominations - Soon-Yi (again)
Evicted - Nicolo Festa (67.44%)
[Fun fact: his eviction interview is conducted not by Emma, but by Konnie Huq]

Week Thirteen
http://i.imgur.com/c7t8Nb4.png
[...yeah, that's more like it. Kind of appropriate for the impressionist to immediately give up at the thought of having to impersonate another impressionist]

Nominations:

Adam - Marilyn & Divine
Carol - Monica & Divine
Divine - Carol & Monica
Faith - Marilyn & Divine
Kevin - Carol & Adam
Marilyn - Carol & Faith
Monica - Adam & Divine
Soon-Yi - Carol & Marilyn

Nominated - Divine & Carol
No nominations - Soon-Yi & Kevin
Evicted - Carol Thatcher (68.27%)

Week Fourteen
http://i.imgur.com/RG5UZG1.png
[Come thru 30 Rock!]

Nominations:

Adam - Divine & Faith
Divine - Monica & Kevin
Faith - Divine & Marilyn
Kevin - Divine & Adam
Marilyn - Faith & Divine
Monica - Divine & Marilyn
Soon-Yi - Faith & Divine

Nominated - Divine & Faith (battle of the heavenly Brown sisters!)
No nominations - Soon-Yi (this is getting a bit boring now isn't it)
Evicted - Divine Brown (55.66%)

Week Fifteen
http://i.imgur.com/Cf08Yng.png
[Bit late to be cracking that particular code, mate]

Nominations:

Adam - Marilyn & Faith
Faith - Adam & Marilyn
Kevin - Marilyn & Adam
Marilyn - Faith & Adam
Monica - Kevin & Marilyn
Soon-Yi - Marilyn & Faith

Nominated - Marilyn, Faith & Adam
No nominations - Soon-Yi & Monica
Evicted - Adam Rickitt (84.65%)
[lol <3]

Week Sixteen
http://i.imgur.com/weOwgqa.png
[It was pretty obvious when you think about it]

Nominations:

Faith - Marilyn & Kevin
Kevin - Monica & Marilyn
Marilyn - Soon-Yi & Faith
Monica - Kevin & Soon-Yi
Soon-Yi - Marilyn & Faith

Nominated - Marilyn, Soon-Yi, Kevin & Faith
Evicted - Soon-Yi Previn (58.67%)
[I'm guessing Jay-Z had her number on speed dial]

Final Week
http://i.imgur.com/vys99iT.png
[I would say it would be ludicrous to throw a new housemate in this late anyway, but this is the Big Brother production team we're talking about here]

Nominations:

Faith - Kevin & Marilyn
Kevin - Monica & Faith
Marilyn - Faith & Kevin
Monica - Kevin & Faith

Nominated - Kevin & Faith
Evicted - Kevin Kennedy (80.36%)
[lol <3]

Finale
http://i.imgur.com/qrpZ1Yc.png

[Robbed tbh. Also, I wouldn't like to be Emma during that interview, considering Monica can quite literally kill people with her eyes]

So, who's winning? The gender-bending 80s pop star or the woman who was racist to Ron Jeremy and the object of Kim Jong-un's affections?

http://i.imgur.com/hrEKSqa.png

[KWEEN]

Placements:

http://i.imgur.com/qDUTIAP.png

Stats:

http://i.imgur.com/OB1pFEh.png

~voila~

MB.

11-02-2017, 07:18 PM

fyi, the biggest leap in popularity was for Coco after she defeated ISIS (atta girl)

Shaun

11-02-2017, 07:20 PM

c'mon Monica Galetti!

-takes a seat to read-

Mitchell

11-02-2017, 07:22 PM

Queen Faith :love: I think that was my favourite one yet :love:

reece(:

11-02-2017, 07:22 PM

Half of these serving made up celebs?

Shaun

11-02-2017, 07:24 PM

oh well Monica didn't make the HLs once so I can't be too gutted with her third placing

Shaun

11-02-2017, 07:25 PM

Also how on earth did Faith win with a tied percentage? JUSTICE FOR MARILYN

Mitchell

11-02-2017, 07:26 PM

oh well Monica didn't make the HLs once so I can't be too gutted with her third placing

Mel B shade

MB.

11-02-2017, 07:26 PM

oh well Monica didn't make the HLs once so I can't be too gutted with her third placing

Shade @ her turning up for battle dressed as Scary Spice?

(but yes I agree, her UTR edit was criminal)

Shaun

11-02-2017, 07:29 PM

what was the point in that? Owen Smith did it better #servingfish

MB.

11-02-2017, 07:30 PM

No wonder he's now a Sugababe

Shaun

11-02-2017, 07:41 PM

Right, I've picked 18 Allstars for CBB28 from 21-27 and will chuck in two newbies for the hell of it.

You'll be pleased to hear that Caben-Abi Davis, now five years old, makes ha dramatic return! And you'll be mildly confused to hear that Ja Rule has Ja Ruled himself out.

I have yet to think who the newbies will be but it's one of each gender so that's something. I'll do this tomorrow though so there's every chance there'll be six new series before it even begins

Braden

11-02-2017, 07:44 PM

Let's make a pact and wait for Shaun's.

I'm yet to read the last 2/3 so I have that to look forward to :p

Mitchell

11-02-2017, 07:45 PM

MB.

11-02-2017, 07:45 PM

I will hold out until All Stars because I'm a good Catholic boy like that

Mitchell

11-02-2017, 07:50 PM

I'll hold out, but if one of these two newbies is one of my new stars I'm not changing my cast :idc:

Shaun

11-02-2017, 08:02 PM

ugh I've just decided which two and now I'm angry that I can't fit the Laughing Chewbacca Lady in

Mitchell

11-02-2017, 08:06 PM

Its fine, Laughing Chewbacca woman would only be eliminated in week 2 to Chesney Hawkes :idc:

MB.

11-02-2017, 08:10 PM

Just because I'm a sucker for order:

CBB21: Snooki, CJ de Mooi, Leah Remini, Stedman Pearson, Lil' Kim, Crissy Rock, Natalie Nunn, Mario Lopez, Russell Grant, Lizzie Cundy, Mark Labbett, Miriam Rivera, Michelle McManus, Martin Roberts, Jordan James Parke, Helen Lederer, Blake Fielder-Civil, Roy Horn
CBB22: Teddy Sinclair, Caben-Albi Davis, Charlie Clapham, Tonya Harding, Lee Lin Chin, Cesar Millan, Howard Brown, Lady Victoria Hervey, Jason Gardiner, Jay Aston, Monica Lewinsky, Limahl, Kriss Akabusi, Sally Jesse Raphael, Verka Serduchka, Brendan Sheerin, Grace Jones, Su Pollard
CBB23: Vicki Michelle, Sir Trevor McDonald, Judge Judy Sheindlin, Gyles Brandreth, Richard Simmons, Janice Dickinson, Lionel Blair, Rula Lenska, Peter Stringfellow, Ivana Trump, Jackie Stallone, Des Lynam, Kim Woodburn, Elaine Paige, Charo, Angie Bowie, Ken Morley, Winston McKenzie
CBB24: Fabio, Christine Walkden, Andy Kane, Rowland Rivron, Lily Tomlin, Tim Westwood, Richard Fairbrass, Charles Ingram, Lynda Woodruff, Lisa Riley, Lady Bunny, Ingrid Tarrant, Tommy Wiseau, Antonia Okonma, Sally Morgan, Grayson Perry, Iris Apfel, Crispin Glover, Fantasia, Anneka Rice
CBB25: Nancy Lam, Brian Blessed, Baby Bop, Sian Lloyd, Dick Strawbridge, Vanilla Ice, Dr Chris Steele, Timmy Mallett, Linda Gray, Ann Widdecombe, Claire Powell, Estelle Harris, Buzz Aldrin, John Altman, Sue Holderness, Arabella Weir
CBB26: June Brown, Wincey Willis, Betty White, MC Hammer, Mr Motivator, Eddie "the Eagle" Edwards, Paul & Barry Chuckle, Trisha Goddard, Alice Barry, Phill Lewis, Marilyn Manson, Judy Finnigan, Shaun Williamson, Katherine Ryan, Aretha Franklin, Heather Mills
CBB27: Wilford Brimley, Lucian Piane, Toyah Willcox, Bonnie Langford, Paul Cattermole, Coco Austin, Anne Charleston, Ron Jeremy, Ja Rule, Willa Ford, Owen Smith, Nicolo Festa, Carol Thatcher, Divine Brown, Adam Rickitt, Soon-Yi Previn, Kevin Kennedy, Monica Galetti, Marilyn, Faith Brown

The Laughing Chewbacca Lady would have made a wonderful addition to that list as well </3

Mitchell

11-02-2017, 08:15 PM

I never thought I'd see Marilyn Manson, Heather Mills, Tommy Wiseau, Anne Charleston, Monica Lewinsky, Sir Trevor MacDonald, Stephanie Davis' baby and Howard from Halifax on the same list in my life

Mitchell

11-02-2017, 08:16 PM

(And also can Snooki, Teddy Sinclair, Vicki Michelle, Nancy Lam, June Brown, Fabio and Wilford Brimley form a supergroup)

MB.

11-02-2017, 08:20 PM

I also like that we're yet to have a winner who can still conceive naturally #GoldenOldies

Braden

11-02-2017, 08:21 PM

I'm hoping Su, Sally Jesse and Iris are all-stars.

Daniel-X

11-02-2017, 10:23 PM

I've waited with baited breath for Abi Titmuss' appearance. Don't let me down girls.
http://i.imgur.com/DbHyjYw.gif

MB.

11-02-2017, 10:37 PM

I would make a joke but I've just listed a few potential people to use in future and, er, Abi Titmuss is indeed on there

Mitchell

12-02-2017, 04:06 AM

I know I said I'd not do another until All Stars, but this is completely separate :p (Although I'm gutted as some of my favourite scenarios haven't been used :p)

Here is the cast of Big Brother: Disney edition
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/cast_zpsuznsnxm3.png

Week 1
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/1_zpsbp4hxedw.png
Week one and Elyar Fox has already made a cameo

Nominations - Tiana, Scuttle, Megara and Lady Tremaine
No Nominations - Cruella De Vil and Mickey Mouse
Evicted - Scuttle (28.83%)

How dare y'all not stan Scuttle </3

Week 2
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/2_zpszxbwxwg2.png
True story about Moana being the name of an Italian porn star, not sure Lady Tremaine is one too, but Beryl suits her.

Nominations - Lady Tremaine (sorry Beryl) and Officer Clawhauser
No nominations - Stitch, Mickey, Marie, Mama Jumbo, Jafar, Grumpy and Pocahontas
Evicted - Lady Tremaine (63.97%)

RIP Beryl

Week 3
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/3_zpscfieegkm.png
Poor Aunt Babe

Nominations - Baloo and Megara
No nominations - Mickey
Evicted - Baloo (59.56%)

Baloo leaving to get ready for his appearance on Jeremy Kyle.

Week 4
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/4_zpsgv91tpnc.png
(The producers are quite obviously biased towards Mrs Potts given this edit!)

Nominations - Megara, Mushu and Mama Jumbo
No nominations - Tinkerbell, Pocahontas and Officer Clawhauser
Evicted - Mushu (36.19%)

Poor Mushu :bawling:

Week 5
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/5_zpslunu8id3.png
Paul Danan in Cinderella and Kimberly being the Cave of Wonders, sorry about the loss of your childhood guys.

Nominations - Jafar, Marie, Mama Jumbo and Grumpy
No nominations - Mother Gothel-Danan
Evicted - Jafar (36.19%)

Jafar was robbed

Week 6
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/6_zpscsuy4dfd.png
Whenever, Wherever is a tune tbf

Nominations - Megara, Tiana, Marie, Mama Jumbo, Grumpy and Officer Clawhauser
No nominations - Tinkerbell, Pocahontas, Mother Gothel, Mickey, Cruella, Cheshire Cat
Evicted - Mama Jumbo (20.24%)

Week 7
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/7_zpswred8csm.png
That Peter Pan based one sounded a lot less harsh when I typed it :p

Nominations - Marie and Cheshire Cat
No nominations - Mother Gothel, Cruella and Mickey
Evicted - Marie (61.72%)

Week 8
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/8_zpszbnptvvp.png
Thank god that scenario went to a woman

Nominations - Megara and Cheshire Cat
No nominations - Tinkerbell, Cruella and Cheshire Cat
Evicted - Megara (59.35%)

MARCUSSSSSSSS

Week 9
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/9_zpsiyhtb5yn.png

Tony the Pony :love:
Nominations - Stitch, Pocahontas and Cheshire Cat
No nominations - Tinkerbell, Mother Gothel, Cruella and Officer Clawhauser
Evicted - Stitch :( (39.46%)

Week 10
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/10_zpsyxgwfxut.png
Wolfy Millington and Stephanie Davis in one week, y'all are lucky sods

Nominations - Pocahontas, Mrs Potts and Cheshire Cat
No nominations - Mother Gothel
Evicted - Pocahontas (41.43%)

RIP Pocahontas, you will be sorely missed, meh.

Week 11
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/11_zpsuvaan1m4.png
Mrs Potts talking to herself and two wildcats recreating The Lion King with Farrah Abraham...

Nominations - Mrs Potts, Mickey and Cheshire Cat
No nominations - Mother Gothel and Cruella
Evicted - Mrs Potts (40.94%)

Mrs Potts taking the fall for Channel 5's agenda :bawling::fist:

Week 12
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Untitled_zpsrjjs4zco.png
Yes, because these two scenarios are more interesting than Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace ordering the slaughtering of over a hundred puppies...

Nominations - Mickey and Cheshire Cat
No nominations - Tigger and Cruella
Evicted - Cheshire Cat (55.29%)
CHESHHHH NOOOOOO

Week 13
The image flopped but it was;
Grumpy is kidnapped by Lisa Appleton outside Mario's house and wants to know how to make fire

and

Cruella strips to a loincloth and swings on rope, which sends BOTS facial reaction guy into a stroke

(my fav scenarios ever tbh)

Nominations - Grumpy and Mickey
No nominations - Cruella De Vil
Evicted - Grumpy (68.69%)

Week 14
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/13_zpscc1l4vxp.png
(Not Saira being a Grumpy hater)

Nominations - Mickey, Tinkerbell, Tiana and Mother Gothel
No nominations - Cruella and Officer Clawhauser
Evicted - Mother Gothel (31.89%)
(I knew the old woman had to go eventually #jackiestallone)

Week 15
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/16_zpsqeii49pd.png
(Tigger, you're getting boring now babes)

Nominations - Mickey and Tiana
No nominations - Cruella
Evicted - Mickey Mouse (51.61%)
The main mouse is evicted.

Week 16
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/15_zpsxgkgtc3d.png
(Na seriously Tigger)

Nominations - Tinkerbell and Tiana
No nominations - Tigger
Evicted - Tinkerbell (62.61%)

The sassy blonde falls, TiBB, I will pray for you

Week 17
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/17_zpsc8ssmvh7.png
I'M SO GLAD THE HOPKINS SCENARIO WAS USED.

Nominations - Tiana, Tigger and Officer Clawhauser
No nominations - Nobody
Evicted - Tigger (39.01%)
Teach him to keep infringing Wolfy's copyright

FINAL

Third Place
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/third%20place_zps8fapfxq0.png

(The POC joining the third place icons club?)

Winner
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Winner%20is_zpsrsrwftdr.png

I'm quite proud of my eviction images
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Eviction%20images_zps1jeo3d4s.png

Placements
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/placements_zps5kiwmjii.png

Popularity
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/percentages_zpsenqouyfw.png

Stats
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/stats_zpsbafp3aae.png

Some wasted scenarios
Scuttle says the Black Cauldron is their favourite film and becomes TiBB's profile favourite

Cruella steals money from Whitney Houston's estate to give to the poor... well Stacy Francis... (Based on Robin Hood)

Karl100589 replaces Jafar with a photo of Mr Toad in his signature, Jafar is fuming

Pocahontas insists the sky is falling, when actually its just Britney Spears' chart positions (Based on Chicken Little)

Tiffany Pollard kidnaps Officer Clawhauser after realizing Officer Clawhauser is more heavily featured in Sister P's will (based on Aristocats)

Pete from TiBB storms the house and beats up Cruella after she sells pirate copies of Britney Jean (Based on Zootopia)

Nikki Grahame sees Mrs Potts as a threat to her BB Queen status, so sends Mama Jumbo to kill her (based on Snow White)

Mama Jumbo adopts a small blue alien, also known as Lewis Bloor's cold penis

Jafar has an unbirthday party with two strange people, Jemima Slade and Liz Jones to be precise.

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace wants a new coat so gets Pocahontas to kill 101 puppies to make her one

Shaun

12-02-2017, 10:10 PM

Some are born stars. Some have stars thrust upon them by Bianca Gascoigne's management. Others... are all stars.

September 2021. Donald Trump has served seven months of his second term as President (let's face it), Nicola Sturgeon has shaved her head and kicked Theresa May to death, and a Nirvana hologram are #1 for the sixth week with 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'. WELCOME. To CBB28. ALLSTARS!
Cast List
http://i.imgur.com/L5bZKhN.png
So yeah, the two newbies are Joanne the Scammer and Lord David Blunkett - they make their arrival with a secret mission to convince the other returning housemates that they are in fact both able to see, and are both male. They pass with flying colours after David says he "loves the colour of Iris' dress", even though she's wearing a onesie. No winners agreed to return; Su Pollard was close to confirming it before being offered the role of UN Secretary General.

Week One
http://i.imgur.com/oFXX2WM.png
[Iconic! Truly. Honestly.]
Nominations
Alice: Joanne & Grace
Brendan: Joanne & Sally Jessy
Toddler Davis: Lynda & Shaun
Carol: Helen & Joanne
Charo: Joanne & Alice
Mr Motivator: Alice & Joanne
Des: Joanne & Iris
Grace: Brendan & Helen
Helen: Carol & Charo
Iris: Mark & Joanne
Joanne: Alice & Sally Jessy
Lord David: Des & Joanne
Lynda: Joanne & Sally Jessy
Nancy: Tommy & Sally Jessy
Richard: Joanne & Sally Jessy
Russell: Toddler Davis & Helen
Sally: Nancy & Joanne
Shaun/Barry: Toddler Davis & Mr Motivator
The Beast: Grace & Shaun
Tommy: Mr Motivator & Brendan
Nominated: Joanne the Scammer and Sally Jessy Raphael - omfg :(
No Nominations!: Russell Grant, David Blunkett & Richard Simmons
Evicted: Joanne the Scammer :bawling:
[I guess I'll have to let her into my next series too then, because she is not first boot material kmt. At least she's made the Highlights. Twice.]

Week Two
http://i.imgur.com/ifSIfNN.png
[Those prayers to the sun god of Ra in week one may really come back to haunt the house, and Carol Thatcher is the first casualty. Toddler Davis has his own demons.]
Nominations
Alice: Grace & Helen
Brendan: Toddler Davis & Lynda
Toddler Davis: Lynda & Des
Carol: Helen & Lynda
Charo: Helen & Toddler Davis
Mr Motivator: Alice & Sally Jessy
Des: Lord David & Iris
Grace: The Beast & Lynda
Helen: Grace & Charo
Iris: Des & Sally Jessy
Lord David: Des & Brendan
Lynda: Mr. Motivator & Sally Jessy
Nancy: Shaun & The Beast
Richard: Helen & Sally Jessy
Russell: Shaun & Helen
Sally: Lynda & Richard
Shaun/Barry: Toddler Davis & Nancy
The Beast: Grace & Tommy
Tommy: Russell & Grace
Nominated: Helen Lederer and Sally Jessy Raphael - jesus ****ing christ guys :fist:
No Nominations!: Carol Thatcher. Milking that no-eye sympathy. When will David?
Evicted: Helen Lederer :bawling:
[This is going to get quite upsetting quite fast isn't it]

Week Three
http://i.imgur.com/s3ZpTSe.png
[Honestly, when is that infant prick going to ****ing learn? Your AGE ISN'T AN EXCUSE, AND NEITHER ARE YOUR TERRIBLE PARENTS.]
Nominations
Alice: Des & Toddler Davis
Brendan: Toddler Davis & Sally Jessy
Toddler Davis: Lynda & Grace
Carol: Iris & Toddler Davis
Charo: Alice & The Beast
Mr Motivator: Lynda & Toddler Davis
Des: Lynda & Toddler Davis
Grace: Toddler Davis & Richard
Iris: The Beast & Shaun
Lord David: Sally Jessy & Alice
Lynda: Brendan & Sally Jessy
Nancy: Tommy & Lynda
Richard: Russell & Sally Jessy
Russell: Lord David & Tommy
Sally: Lynda & Toddler Davis
Shaun/Barry: Toddler Davis & The Beast
The Beast: Iris & Tommy
Tommy: Brendan & Lord David
Nominated: Toddler Davis & Lynda Woodruff - if you don't vote that BIGOTED LITTLE DRUG-ADDICT SCROTE OUT, I SWEAR TO GOD
No Nominations!: Carol Thatcher, Charo, Mr. Motivator & Nancy Lam! None of which were cast by me :inamood:
Evicted: TODDLER DAVIS GET THE **** IN.
[NEVER COME BACK, YOU EVIL SPAWN OF SATAN]

Week Four
http://i.imgur.com/TqkcZXh.png
[a) Obviously Lynda is a goddess. This was known before her first stint. b) How is David able to read eyebrow wiggles? Enigmatic king! c) Oh Sally. I expected better.]
Nominations
Alice: Charo & Mr. Motivator
Brendan: Lord David & Sally Jessy
Carol: Sally Jessy & Lynda [I. HATE. CAROL THATCHER.]
Charo: Alice & Grace
Mr Motivator: Alice & Richard
Des: Iris & Grace
Grace: Sally Jessy & Brendan
Iris: Alice & Des
Lord David: Sally Jessy & Des
Lynda: Des & Sally Jessy
Nancy: Iris & Brendan
Richard: Russell & Grace
Russell: Mr. Motivator & Tommy
Sally: Lynda & Lord Davis [Jealous of their bond? Ugh Sally you are a villainous queen <3]
Shaun/Barry: Grace & Lynda
The Beast: Iris & Richard
Tommy: Grace & The Beast
Nominated: Grace Jones & Sally Jessy Raphael - what did I do to deserve this?
No Nominations!: Carol Thatcher, Shaun Williamson & Nancy Lam! None of which were cast by me :inamood:
Evicted: Sally Jessy Raphael :bawling:.
[I suppose I was due a fall from grace but this is a bit much?]

Week Five
http://i.imgur.com/KoOzE4K.png
[In case you were concerned, Alice was resuscitated successfully.]
Nominations
Alice: Charo & Grace
Brendan: Lord David & Grace
Carol: Mr. Motivator & Alice
Charo: Lord David & Alice
Mr Motivator: Alice & Shaun
Des: Alice & Grace
Grace: Des & Alice
Iris: Alice & The Beast
Lord David: Russell & Alice
Lynda: Alice & Mr. Motivator
Nancy: The Beast & Brendan
Richard: The Beast & Alice
Russell: Shaun & Tommy
Shaun/Barry: Tommy & Lynda
The Beast: Iris & Charo
Tommy: Russell & The Beast
Nominated: Alice Barry & The Beast, Mark Labbett! - not MUCH of an improvement but Lynda and Grace have been left alone so small victories!
No Nominations!: Carol Thatcher, Richard Simmons & Nancy Lam! None of which were cast by me :inamood:
Evicted: The Beast :omgno:
[I did set the Rylan tasering to have a devastating impact on the recipient's popularity, so Mark must have been hated.]

Week Six
http://i.imgur.com/gqLbCyA.png
[Wow, the producers are skimping this year! And... not sure that'd fit to the tune but best of luck to you, chaps.]
Nominations
Alice: Mr. Motivator & Lord David
Brendan: Lord David & Grace
Carol: Mr. Motivator & Alice
Charo: Richard & Alice
Mr Motivator: Alice & Lynda
Des: Lynda & Iris
Grace: Brendan & Lynda
Iris: Alice & Des
Lord David: Brendan & Alice
Lynda: Des & Mr. Motivator
Nancy: Tommy & Brendan
Richard: Russell & Alice
Russell: Iris & Tommy
Shaun/Barry: Mr. Motivator & Lynda
Tommy: Grace & Lord David
Nominated: Alice Barry, Lynda Woodruff & Mr. Motivator! - if I lose another of MY housemates i s2g...
No Nominations!: Carol Thatcher, Charo, Shaun Williamson & Nancy Lam!: MB & Mitchell have done ****ed up CBB.
Evicted: Mr. Motivator
[thank god.]

Week Seven
http://i.imgur.com/KAuZ6vK.png
[Richard, you spiteful beast :( And wow, Alice is cancelled!]
Nominations
Alice: Charo & Lord David
Brendan: Alice & Nancy
Carol: Lynda & Alice
Charo: Grace & Alice
Des: Lynda & Lord David
Grace: Tommy & Richard
Iris: Alice & Des
Lord David: Brendan & Alice
Lynda: Alice & Richard
Nancy: Alice & Brendan
Richard: Russell & Lynda
Russell: Richard & Tommy
Shaun/Barry: Russell & Lynda
Tommy: Russell & Nancy
Nominated: Alice Barry vs. Lynda Woodruff
No Nominations!: Carol Thatcher, Iris Apfel and Shaun Williamson!
Evicted: Alice Barry
[I'm not happy about losing these wonderful people so soon either]

Week Eight
http://i.imgur.com/60vLakM.png
[Lynda is beginning to hog the highlights isn't she? And I presume something was lost in translation with Charo.]
Nominations
Brendan: Lord David & Tommy
Carol: Tommy & Iris
Charo: Lord David & Richard
Des: Grace & Lynda
Grace: Tommy & Richard
Iris: Des & Lord David
Lord David: Brendan & Charo
Lynda: Shaun & Richard
Nancy: Tommy & Brendan
Richard: Russell & Lynda
Russell: Richard & Tommy
Shaun/Barry: Tommy & Lynda
Tommy: Russell & Lord David
Nominated: Tommy Wiseau, Richard Simmons & Lord David Blunkett
No Nominations!: Carol Thatcher and Nancy Lam!
Evicted: Richard Simmons
[Serves you right for being a little bitch to Lynda]

Week Nine
http://i.imgur.com/e5iIOwJ.png
[Pray for Des!]
Nominations
Brendan: Nancy & Tommy
Carol: Lynda & Iris
Charo: Lord David & Nancy
Des: Iris & Lynda
Grace: Nancy & Charo
Iris: Nancy & Lord David
Lord David: Brendan & Grace
Lynda: Shaun & Brendan
Nancy: Iris & Brendan
Russell: Iris & Tommy
Shaun/Barry: Russell & Lynda
Tommy: Russell & Nancy
Nominated: Nancy Lam vs. Iris Apfel
No Nominations!: Carol Thatcher and Des Lynam!
Evicted: Nancy Lam
[If someone could nominate that ****ing old bitch Carol that would be nice?]

Week Ten
http://i.imgur.com/jBaCm2g.png
[Carol you heartless cow!]
Nominations
Brendan: Lord David & Iris
Carol: Russell & Tommy
Charo: Lord David & Grace
Des: Iris & Russell
Grace: Tommy & David
Iris: Des & Carol - YES IRIS. QUEEN.
Lord David: Charo & Iris
Lynda: Shaun & Iris
Russell: Shaun & Tommy
Shaun/Barry: Iris & Lynda
Tommy: Russell & Grace
Nominated: Tommy Wiseau, David Blunkett, Russell Grant and Iris Apfel
No Nominations!: Brendan Sheerin!
Evicted: David Blunkett
[He had a nice run I suppose.]

Week Eleven
http://i.imgur.com/K1Q9MLt.png
[I guess that explains why he was late?]
Nominations
Brendan: Lynda & Grace
Carol: Russell & Tommy
Charo: Lynda & Grace
Des: Iris & Lynda
Grace: Tommy & Lynda
Iris: Carol & Lynda
Lynda: Grace & Iris
Russell: Grace & Tommy
Shaun/Barry: Lynda & Russell
Tommy: Russell & Carol
Nominated: Lynda Woodruff vs. Grace Jones - KMT
No Nominations!: Brendan Sheerin, Des Lynam, Charo and Shaun Williamson
Evicted: Lynda Woodruff
[As devastating as this is, it will be nice for someone else to make the highlights.]

Week Twelve
http://i.imgur.com/6iYNUqH.png
[Lovely!]
Nominations
Brendan: Iris & Russell
Carol: Iris & Tommy
Charo: Russell & Grace
Des: Iris & Tommy
Grace: Tommy & Russell
Iris: Carol & Grace
Russell: Carol & Tommy
Shaun/Barry: Grace & Russell
Tommy: Russell & Grace
Nominated: Russell Grant vs. Tommy Wiseau vs. Grace Jones
No Nominations!: Brendan Sheerin, Des Lynam, Charo and Shaun Williamson
Evicted: Tommy Wiseau
[Not sure I have the capacity to feel anything any more]

Week Thirteen
http://i.imgur.com/Altykp8.png
[Iris you beautiful, beautiful majestic woman.]
Nominations
Brendan: Iris & Grace
Carol: Iris & Russell
Charo: Des & Grace
Des: Iris & Russell
Grace: Iris & Charo
Iris: Carol & Grace
Russell: Carol & Grace
Shaun/Barry: Grace & Carol
Nominated: Iris Apfel vs. Grace Jones :facepalm:
No Nominations!: Brendan Sheerin and Shaun Williamson
Evicted: Grace Jones
[I regret everything]

Week Fourteen
http://i.imgur.com/zRNwj6J.png
[Charo beginning to demolish the awful power alliance from the inside?]
Nominations
Brendan: Iris & Russell
Carol: Iris & Russell
Charo: Des & Carol
Des: Iris & Russell
Iris: Carol & Brendan
Russell: Carol & Des
Shaun/Barry: Brendan & Charo
Nominated: Iris Apfel, Russell Grant and Carol Thatcher - GET THAT RACIST BITCH OUT.
No Nominations!: Shaun Williamson
Evicted: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS IT'S CAROL THATCHER
[C'MON IRIS. DO THIS FOR BRITAIN.]

Week Fifteen
http://i.imgur.com/zvvdUOj.png
[To be fair, I wouldn't share a room with Russell Grant either.]
Nominations
Brendan: Iris & Russell
Charo: Des & Shaun
Des: Charo & Russell
Iris: Russell & Brendan
Russell: Iris & Des
Shaun/Barry: Iris & Charo
Nominated: Iris Apfel vs. Russell Grant - COME THRU IRIS
No Nominations!: n/a
Evicted: Russell Grant!
[Iris' soar to victory is on!!!!]

Week Sixteen
http://i.imgur.com/XZEqs0w.png
[At least it ate Stephen Bear too! And we all make mistakes, Des.]
Nominations
Brendan: Iris & Shaun
Charo: Des & Brendan
Des: Charo & Shaun
Iris: Des & Brendan
Shaun/Barry: Iris & Des
Nominated: Iris Apfel, Des Lynam, Brendan Sheerin & Shaun Williamson
No Nominations!: n/a
Evicted: Shaun Williamson!
[</3 Barry]

Week Seventeen
http://i.imgur.com/datUilU.png
[Charo and Iris reenacting week 2 <333333 Brendan in general <333333333]
Nominations
Brendan: Des & Charo
Charo: Des & Iris
Des: Charo & Iris
Iris: Des & Brendan
Nominated: Iris Apfel, Des Lynam and Charo
No Nominations!: n/a
Evicted: Des Lynam!
[OK wow we've actually ended up with an impressive final three <3]

Finale
http://i.imgur.com/SKunGjY.png

omg come through IRIS!!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/MFSy5ds.png

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

Series Popularity
http://i.imgur.com/sQNuiCL.png
[I'm not entirely sure I buy into the racist baby being most popular on launch, so I'll begin an investigation into Stephanie & Jeremy rigging that vote.]
[Lynda and Iris both end the series unanimously adored. In fact, Lynda vs. Grace was the first time - that I recall noticing - where two housemates with 100 went against each other :(]
[The most popular event was Shaun Williamson's domination of Week 10 - breaking that record and losing a limb won him a lot of support! 16pts in fact.]
[The least popular event was Brendan from Coach Trip thinking Louisa Johnson would have a 'pure fire' comeback :/ perhaps there was a deadly arson attack that week and he touched a nerve. 17pts were lost.]

Statistics
Most Nominations: Iris Apfel (again!) (39 this time), Lynda Woodruff (36), Grace Jones (35)
Fewest Nominations: Helen Lederer (8), Nancy Lam (9)
Most Evictions Survived: Iris Apfel (7), Lynda Woodruff (4) - deja vu here.
Never Up for Eviction: n/a
Highest Eviction Percentage: 94% for Alice Barry vs. Lynda Woodruff. This doesn't make much sense since, as you can see, they were both on 82 at time of facing each other....
Lowest Eviction Percentage: 53% for Lynda Woodruff vs. Grace Jones :( although Carol's 41% in a three-way vote, and David Blunkett's 35% in a 4-way vote are considerably low too.

Makes the Highlights Nine Times! Lynda Woodruff and Shaun Williamson
Makes the Highlights Five Times: Des Lynam and Charo
Makes the Highlights Four Times: Grace Jones, Carol Thatcher, Brendan Sheerin and Iris Apfel
Makes the Highlights Thrice: Toddler Davis and Russell Grant
Makes the Highlights Twice: Joanne the Scammer, Alice Barry, Richard Simmons, Nancy Lam and David Blunkett
Makes the Highlights Once: Sally Jessy Raphael, The Beast, Mr. Motivator and Tommy Wiseau
Doesn't Make the Highlights At All: Helen Lederer :bawling:

http://i.imgur.com/FF6YPVw.png