Big Brother Simulator Thread (Link in OP)

[Braden]

:oh:

If George bloody Galloway can go in CBB, then Rupa Huq can too! She's a star in her own right.

[Ross.]

Justice for Rupa Huq

[Shaun]

If you rearrange her name you get Quahpur, which makes no sense, just like Braden casting her :hee:

[MB.]

What the Huq is going on here then

[Braden]

But Rupa Huq has a wikipedia page?

When will Caben-Albi Davis?

[Shaun]

When he spits on Grace Jones and overcomes his heroin addiction, OBVIOUSLY

[Braden]

Still can't get over the public not forgiving Natalia Kills and voting her out over a racist baby.

[Black Dagger]

Oh as if she hasn't done just as terrible things. The ****ing cow.

[Braden]

She is a ****ing cow. I'm happy it happened.

[Braden]

Jesus Christ, this is too much work and effort for me. I'll leave it to you guys :laugh:

[MB.]

Poor Rupa Huq :(

But all is not lost, for the cast for CBB29 has been leaked by an unnamed source, who for the purposes of anonymity we shall call Mr. P. Hilton. No, wait, that's too obvious. Let's call him Perez H. There, that should do...

http://i.imgur.com/95C0adX.png

(Rupa replaces Phina Oruche, who came down with a spell of chloroform-related death and was therefore unable to take part)

[Braden]

http://68.media.tumblr.com/57cb5413a8dda0791f7a719799ff996f/tumblr_nqk4q0lLvr1ql5yr7o1_500.gif

Come through, Rupa!

[LukeB]

Big Brother UK:Towie Chicks (I was bored)
http://i.imgur.com/0dkFgff.png


Table
http://i.imgur.com/acF65Ko.png

Placements
http://i.imgur.com/Ex3dShi.png

[MB.]

Not Pat coming fourth from beyond the grave

[MB.]

(hey, if it's good enough for Gyles Brandreth)

[MB.]

I present to you:

Celebrity Big Brother 29: Yes, We've Had More Comebacks Than Cher

http://i.imgur.com/qYTTfJo.png

Let's see how much we can **** this up, then, shall we:

Week One
http://i.imgur.com/2xz1kdX.png
[The Dell'Olio will permeate everything eventually, we'd better just get used to it]

Nominations:

Afroman - Jamie & Phil
Arlene - Macy & Tracey (come thru rhyming noms!)
Bianca - Jamie & Paula
Bruno - Rik & Jamie
Bupsi - Tom & James
Bodybag - Johnny & Macy
James - Tracey & Jean Paul
Jamie - Victoria & Paula
Jean Paul - Johnny & Macy
Johnny - Victoria & Jean Paul
Kimora - Paula & Phil
Loyd - Afroman & Arlene
Macy - Tacey & Phil
Paula - Jamie & Bianca
Phil - Kimora & Afroman
Rik - Loyd & Tracey
Rupa - Tom & Johnny
Tom - James & Loyd
Tracey - Bodybag & Rupa
Victoria - Jean Paul & Johnny

Nominated - Tracey, Jamie & Johnny
No nominations - Bupsi & Bruno
Evicted - Johnny Robinson (44.7%)
[ROBBED]

Week Two
http://i.imgur.com/EW4PMsJ.png
[bloody hell Susanna]

Nominations:

Afroman - Tom & Bianca
Arlene - Macy & Bianca
Bianca - Paula & Jean Paul
Bruno - Rupa & Rik
Bupsi - James & Kimora
Bodybag - Paula & Bupsi
James - Rik & Tracey
Jamie - Victoria & Bianca
Jean Paul - Macy & James
Kimora - Victoria & Afroman
Loyd - Arlene & Rik
Macy - James & Loyd
Paula - Bodybag & Bianca
Phil - Afroman & Bodybag
Rik - Loyd & Bruno
Rupa - Bruno & James
Tom - Afroman & Loyd
Tracey - James & Bodybag
Victoria - Kimora & Bodybag

Nominated - James, Bianca & Bodybag
No nominations - Jamie & Phil
Evicted - Bianca Jagger (49.81%)
[okay, let's stop joking around Mr Brantsteele, we want a decent boot order here]

Week Three
http://i.imgur.com/6jrkQ9t.png
[Spoiler: Arlene was right. Loyd wasn't even thinking of the right Work. He was thinking of the Kelly Rowland one, the fool.]

Nominations:

Afroman - Phil & Jamie
Arlene - Loyd & Macy
Bruno - Tom & Rik
Bupsi - Macy & James
Bodybag - Paula & Macy
James - Bupsi & Tracey
Jamie - Victoria & Paula
Jean Paul - Bruno & Macy
Kimora - Jean Paul & Paula
Loyd - Arlene & Rik
Macy - Bodybag & Arlene
Paula - Macy & Victoria
Phil - Afroman & Kimora
Rik - Rupa & Loyd
Rupa - Rik & Kimora
Tom - Jean Paul & Afroman
Tracey - Rupa & Arlene
Victoria - Kimora & Afroman

Nominated - Macy, Afroman, Kimora, Arlene, Rik & Paula
No nominations - none!
Evicted - Arlene Phillips (23.98%)
[Guess the public sided with Loyd on the Work thing]

Week Four
http://i.imgur.com/iyXPmYY.png
[Loyd Grossman, it could be said that you and I do not... Bombay mix. Now, sashay away]

Nominations:

Afroman - Victoria & Loyd
Bruno - Loyd & Victoria
Bupsi - Macy & James
Bodybag - Macy & Paula
James - Macy & Loyd
Jamie - Macy & Paula
Jean Paul - Bupsi & Loyd
Kimora - Victoria & Afroman
Loyd - Rik & Afroman
Macy - Loyd & James
Paula - Victoria & Loyd
Phil - Victoria & Bodybag
Rik - Loyd & Bruno
Rupa - Tracey & Loyd
Tom - Loyd & Bruno
Tracey - Macy & Rupa
Victoria - Kimora & Afroman

Nominated - Loyd, Macy & Victoria
No nominations - Phil, Jean Paul, Jamie & Tom
Evicted - Macy Gray (46.97%)
[ffs]

Week Five
http://i.imgur.com/OpOXZxe.png
[#Toyah4AS2]

Nominations:

Afroman - Kimora & Loyd
Bruno - Jean Paul & Bupsi
Bupsi - Loyd & Kimora
Bodybag - Bupsi & Paula
James - Loyd & Tracey
Jamie - Paula & Kimora
Jean Paul - Tom & Kimora
Kimora - Bupsi & Paula
Loyd - Afroman & Kimora
Paula - Jean Paul & Bodybag
Phil - Kimora & James
Rik - Loyd & Bupsi
Rupa - Loyd & Kimora
Tom - James & Jean Paul
Tracey - Loyd & Rupa
Victoria - Phil & Kimora

Nominated - Kimora & Loyd
No nominations - Victoria, Rik, Jamie & Bruno
Evicted - Kimora Lee Simmons (58.43%)


Week Six
http://i.imgur.com/BhvD6Fm.png
[The thought of Bodybag getting dragged off by security <3]

Nominations:

Afroman - Paula & Loyd
Bruno - Rupa & Jean Paul
Bupsi - James & Loyd
Bodybag - Paula & Bupsi
James - Tom & Tracey
Jamie - Jean Paul & Paula
Jean Paul - Bruno & Paula
Loyd - Afroman & Rik
Paula - Victoria & Bodybag
Phil - Jean Paul & Loyd
Rik - Loyd & Afroman
Rupa - Jean Paul & Loyd
Tom - James & Jean Paul
Tracey - James & Jean Paul
Victoria - Paula & Phil

Nominated - Jean Paul, Paula & Loyd
No nominations - Jamie
Evicted - Jean Paul Gaultier (45.01%)
[WHAT IS THE POINT OF ANYTHING???]

Week Seven
http://i.imgur.com/54mFl39.png
[Oh god, not this again. The lyrics are WUH WUH WUH WUH SHMUMAMUMA WUH WUH WUH. It's not as if it's hard]

Nominations:

Afroman - Rik & Loyd
Bruno - Tracey & Rupa
Bupsi - Loyd & James
Bodybag - Bupsi & Paula
James - Tom & Tracey
Jamie - Paula & Afroman
Loyd - Rik & Tracey
Paula - Victoria & Bodybag
Phil - James & Bodybag
Rik - Tracey & Loyd
Rupa - Tracey & Loyd
Tom - Loyd & James
Tracey - James & Rupa
Victoria - Paula & Afroman

Nominated - Tracey & Loyd
No nominations - Phil, Jamie & Bruno
Evicted - Tracey Emin (64.29%)
[**** THIS ACTUAL PIECE OF **** RIGHT IN THE PUSSY THIS INSTANCE] [this dumpster fire of a series, I mean, not Tracey Emin]

Week Eight
http://i.imgur.com/zBkj7Gh.png
[And what a day that was]

Nominations:

Afroman - Rik & Loyd
Bruno - Rupa & Victoria
Bupsi - Loyd & Rik
Bodybag - Bupsi & Paula
James - Loyd & Tom
Jamie - Afroman & Paula
Loyd - Rupa & Rik
Paula - Victoria & Loyd
Phil - Victoria & Afroman
Rik - Bruno & Loyd
Rupa - James & Afroman
Tom - Loyd & James
Victoria - Loyd & Phil

Nominated - Loyd, Victoria, Rik & Afroman
No nominations - Jamie & Bodybag
Evicted - Afroman (41.53%)
[eh]

Week Nine
http://i.imgur.com/rVGwOfA.png
[Erm, when she sings How Far I'll Go, it isn't about whether or not she'll let Loyd Grossman stick his smelly dong in her. STOP BANGING MOANA, PEOPLE]

Nominations:

Bruno - Rupa & Bodybag
Bupsi - Rupa & Bodybag
Bodybag - Bupsi & Victoria
James - Rupa & Tom
Jamie - Victoria & Paula
Loyd - Rupa & Rik
Paula - Victoria & Jamie
Phil - Bruno & Victoria
Rik - Rupa & Loyd
Rupa - Bupsi & Loyd
Tom - Loyd & James
Victoria - Rupa & Phil

Nominated - Rupa & Victoria
No nominations - none lol
Evicted - Rupa Huq (72.69%)
[This is actually making me sad now]

Week Ten
http://i.imgur.com/cRP9r0e.png
[shrug]

Nominations:

Bruno - Bodybag & Tom
Bupsi - Tom & James
Bodybag - Phil & Paula
James - Tom & Loyd
Jamie - Victoria & Paula
Loyd - James & Rik
Paula - Victoria & Bodybag
Phil - Victoria & James
Rik - Loyd & Tom
Tom - Rik & James
Victoria - Phil & Bodybag

Nominated - Tom & James
No nominations - Jamie, Bupsi & Bruno
Evicted - Tom Sizemore (64.51%)

Week Eleven
http://i.imgur.com/tPONx9Y.png
[You and me both, Paula. You and me both. Oh and yes, Loyd's event here is the punchline to all those 'famous BB rows' tasks you've seen already, in case you were wondering]

Nominations:

James - James & Loyd
Bupsi - James & Bodybag
Bodybag - Phil & Loyd
James - Rik & Loyd
Jamie - Victoria & James
Loyd - Phil & James
Paula - Bodybag & Victoria
Phil - Bodybag & Victoria
Rik - Phil & Loyd
Victoria - James & Phil

Nominated - James, Phil & Loyd
No nominations - Paula, Jamie, Bupsi & Bruno
Evicted - Phil Daniels (39.73%)
[That's (park)life]

Week Twelve
http://i.imgur.com/IhMhurQ.png
[Bruno Tonioli being the saviour of real music <3]

Nominations:

Bruno - Bodybag & Victoria
Bupsi - Loyd & James
Bodybag - Loyd & James
James - Bodybag & Loyd
Jamie - Victoria & Paula
Loyd - Paula & James
Paula - Victoria & Bodybag
Rik - Loyd & Victoria
Victoria - Bodybag & James

Nominated - Victoria, Loyd, James & Bodybag
No nominations - Rik, Jamie, Bupsi & Bruno
Evicted - Loyd Grossman (34.51%)

Week Thirteen
http://i.imgur.com/MYokFdl.png
[Given Italy's stance in World War II, I could probably believe Bruno's motto there]

Nominations:

Bruno - Bodybag & James
Bupsi - Paula & James
Bodybag - Rik & James
James - Bruno & Bodybag
Jamie - James & Paula
Paula - Bodybag & Rik
Rik - Bodybag & James
Victoria - Jamie & James

Nominated - James & Bodybag
No nominations - Victoria & Bupsi
Evicted - James Hewitt (55.29%)


[B]Week Fourteen
http://i.imgur.com/5RChF6F.png
[Not entirely sure that's what happened in CBB5, but hey, go ahead]

Nominations:

Bruno - Bodybag & Victoria
Bupsi - Bodybag & Rik
Bodybag - Bupsi & Rik
Jamie - Rik & Victoria
Paula - Rik & Bodybag
Rik - Bodybag & Victoria
Victoria - Rik & Paula

Nominated - Rik & Bodybag
No nominations - Jamie & Bruno
Evicted - Helen "Bodybag" Fraser (79.17%)
[ROBBED]

Week Fifteen
http://i.imgur.com/nResjsR.png
[MB., as on the pulse with his pop culture references as ever]

Nominations:

Bruno - Victoria & Rik
Bupsi - Jamie & Bruno
Jamie - Paula & Rik
Paula - Jamie & Rik
Rik - Jamie & Victoria
Victoria - Rik & Jamie

Nominated - Rik & Jamie
No nominations - Bupsi
Evicted - Jamie Laing (71.83%)
[That's what you get for having so few nominations this series, bitch]

Week Sixteen
http://i.imgur.com/sk5o2uS.png
[Well, Bupsi [i]is the most beautiful woman on the planet after all]

Nominations:

Bruno - Rik & Victoria
Bupsi - Rik & Victoria
Paula - Bupsi & Rik
Rik - Victoria & Bruno
Victoria - Bupsi & Rik

Nominated - Rik & Victoria
No nominations - Paula
Evicted - Victoria Silvstedt :( (54%)
[Now go rule Norway like you were supposed to]

Final Week
http://i.imgur.com/S3DUFSC.png
[Imagine sharing your story about how a meeting with Ken Dodd led you to Boko Haram and only afterwards finding out that somebody else told the same story weeks ago. Poor thing must be gutted]

Nominations:

Bruno - Rik & Bupsi
Bupsi - Bruno & Rik
Paula - Bupsi & Bruno
Rik - Paula & Bupsi

Nominated - Bupsi, Rik & Bruno
Evicted - Bruno Tonioli (79.75%)
[I'mma go out on a limb and guess that it was his declaration of support for the Nazis that did it]

Finale
http://i.imgur.com/44dv3TE.png

*a nation rallies around Bupsi, mainly because they want to spite Kizzy and LT but also because Rik's lesbian grandma character was really, really unfunny*

http://i.imgur.com/tyVrW64.png

The series is saved!

Placements:

http://i.imgur.com/40VFLXX.png

Stats:

http://i.imgur.com/xGnz6Ez.png

(phew)

[MB.]

fyi, the least popular event was Tom wanking over a blurry picture of Ian Paisley on his Nokia 3310, in case you were wondering where the viewers' interests lie nowadays

[Braden]

Rupa being a bore throughout the highlights D:

At least Bupsi is a saviour though <333

[Shaun]

I cannot tell you how many times I've been disappointed in Bruno Tonioli's antisemitism.

Also, Lord Lucan? The only way that could've been more outdated was if it were the Lindbergh baby. Good god, MB.

Thankfully none of these 20 feature in my proposed next cast (but then that's because I've only properly thought of six so far. I'm trying to feature more young housemates. Since I'm fairly sure Iris Apfel winning Allstars at the age of 100 (exactly! Congrats hun) isn't too likely.)

[Braden]

Can't wait for Jamelia to win the next one :love:

[Shaun]

Oh I've been reluctant to cast her since she's featured in probably three 'HM events' over my tenure - Cesar Millan's Beware of the Dog best bits <3 - but I suppose she should succumb to financial insecurity and finally agree to take part at one point.

I have so far allowed a couple of oldies though. Namely: Dame Edna and Harvey Fierstein.

[Braden]

Just picture it as an equivalent to CBB going through at least Katie Price's ex's before eventually getting the real deal.

[Mitchell]

Loyd Grossman smashed that let's be honest

[Shaun]

Katie Price? No, I don't think he did

[Mitchell]

Katie Price? No, I don't think he did

Haven't you seen the sex tape?

CBB30 coming soon ;)

[LukeB]

http://i.imgur.com/LkJXZMq.png

Table
http://i.imgur.com/Bkcq8JT.png


Placements
http://i.imgur.com/N7dcJEj.png

[Shaun]

Sam & Rita were robbed :(

My next series will be a touch controversial. Partially because it's a cast made entirely of criminals. Partially because some of them are fictional and whilst we'll all root for Rita Repulsa and Annie Wilkes to overcome the likes of Pol Pot and the Boston marathon bomber, we know Brantsteele isn't always kind

[Shaun]

A career low? Something to kill the thread? Sure!

September 2022. BBC Four has been decommissioned after allowing a racist five year old to last three weeks on television, and thus the show has been bought by Bravo. In a bizarre ratings grab, they've cast entirely criminal housemates, under the vague illusion this will be a "behind the minds of a killer" style show. A hideous casting error means both innocent and guilty Ian Watkins are invited to take part. H cannot quite grasp what's going on. It's CBB30, anyway.
Cast List
[Marsh is delighted that John Wayne Gacy Jr's entrance music is, indeed, Lady GaGa's "John Wayne]
http://i.imgur.com/CeYHgLS.png

Week One
http://i.imgur.com/0iXDJVG.png
[Oh ffs! I think that H's event is the most unpopular one I set, so any chance of a vaguely un-evil winner may have already died.]
Nominations
Abu: Pablo & Annie
Aileen: Dzhokhar & Casey
Amanda: Ian & Rolf
Annie: Pol Pot & Karen
Casey: Ian & H (wow she hates that name, huh?)
Charles: Rita & Abu
Dzhokhar: Patty & Amanda
Hannibal: Vee & John Wayne
H From Steps: Pablo & Rolf
Ian: Casey & Karen
John Wayne: Karen & Hannibal
Karen: Patty & John Wayne
Lorena: Amanda & Charles
Myra: Charles & Patty
Pablo: H & Abu
Patty: H & Pol Pot
Pol Pot: H & Karen
Rita: Charles & Patty
Rolf: H & Ian (wow Rolf/Casey alliance?)
Vee: H & Hannibal
Nominated: Patty Hearst, H from Steps and Karen Matthews - 3 that didn't actually kill anyone
No Nominations!: Lorena, Aileen & Myra
Evicted: Patty!
[I can't say I feel too strongly about this - she's probably the one y'all know the least about and it's likely she was held in this house against her will anyway.]

Week Two
http://i.imgur.com/zANt5qc.png
[OK this got dark quick!]
Nominations
Abu: Hannibal & H
Aileen: Annie & Hannibal
Amanda: Hannibal & Lorena
Annie: Dzhokhar & Karen
Casey: Rolf & H (ok that Casey/Rolf alliance was shortlived)
Charles: Pol Pot & Abu
Dzhokhar: H & Annie
Hannibal: H & Casey
H From Steps: Lorena & Rolf
Ian: Pol Pot & Pablo
John Wayne: Pablo & Hannibal
Karen: Hannibal & John Wayne
Lorena: Annie & H
Myra: Casey & Hannibal
Pablo: H & Myra
Pol Pot: Hannibal & Karen
Rita: Karen & H
Rolf: H & Casey
Vee: H & Hannibal
Nominated: H from Steps and Hannibal Lecter - ok but he's bloody fictional! Guys!!!!!
No Nominations!: Amanda, Aileen, Ian, Rita, Charles & Vee
Evicted: Hannibal Lecter!
[He managed to find the one event that was less popular than not being in the Baha Men.]

Week Three
http://i.imgur.com/BiEDqC9.png
[Considering she only chopped off her hubby's dick and he survived (and allegedly raped her), Lorena would be a semi-rootbale winner I guess? Continue to serve the weird drama, mama!]
Nominations
Abu: Pablo & Rolf
Aileen: Annie & Karen
Amanda: Ian & Rolf
Annie: Vee & Karen
Casey: Ian & H (she DESPISES Ian Watkinses!)
Charles: Annie & Abu
Dzhokhar: Pol Pot & Annie
H From Steps: Casey & Vee
Ian: Amanda & Karen
John Wayne: Karen & Annie
Karen: Annie & John Wayne
Lorena: Annie & Pol Pot
Myra: Casey & Abu
Pablo: H & John Wayne
Pol Pot: John Wayne & Dzhokhar
Rita: Dzhokhar & Vee
Rolf: H & Casey
Vee: H & Pol Pot
Nominated: H from Steps, Annie Wilkes & Karen Matthews - I didn't like H & Claire either but it was the best work we got after Steps ended ffs!
No Nominations!: Amanda, Aileen, Myra, Rita and Charles
Evicted: H from Steps!
[Gemma Whelan's portrayal of her has really upped Karen Matthew's popularity, it would seem.]

Week Four
http://i.imgur.com/HC6Yb8k.png
[Not sure that's how the game is played but ok]
Nominations
Abu: Pablo & Rolf
Aileen: V & Karen
Amanda: Ian & Rita
Annie: Pablo & Karen
Casey: Pablo & Annie
Charles: Aileen & Annie
Dzhokhar: Pol Pot & Amanda
Ian: Amanda & Pablo
John Wayne: Karen & Pablo
Karen: Ian & John Wayne
Lorena: Annie & Amanda
Myra: Casey & Pablo
Pablo: Ian & Abu
Pol Pot: Pablo & Dzhokhar
Rita: Dzhokhar & Vee
Rolf: Vee & Casey
Vee: Rita & Annie
Nominated: Pablo Escobar & Annie Wilkes
No Nominations!: Lorena, Charles & Myra
Evicted: Pablo Escobar!
[Well they needed him for season 6 of Narcos at the time, tbf.]

Week Five
http://i.imgur.com/t9lJupW.png
[Both relatively high on the "probability of Brantsteele events coming true" scale!]
Nominations
Abu: Aileen & Annie
Aileen: Casey & Abu
Amanda: Dzhokhar & Rolf
Annie: Pol Pot & Karen
Casey: Aileen & Annie
Charles: Aileen & Pol Pot
Dzhokhar: Pol Pot & Annie
Ian: Vee & Karen
John Wayne: Karen & Pol Pot
Karen: Ian & John Wayne
Lorena: Karen & Pol Pot
Myra: Annie & Abu
Pol Pot: Abu & Dzhokhar
Rita: Dzhokhar & Vee
Rolf: Vee & Dzhokhar
Vee: Rolf & Annie
Nominated: Pol Pot & Annie Wilkes
No Nominations!: Lorena, Charles, Rita, Amanda & Myra
Evicted: Pol Pot!
[I guess killing roughly 2-3 million people will make you a handful of enemies]

Week Six
http://i.imgur.com/oYSvfTw.png
[Honestly, this cast is so problematic.]
Nominations
Abu: Aileen & Annie
Aileen: Annie & Charles
Amanda: Dzhokhar & John Wayne
Annie: Aileen & Karen
Casey: Aileen & Rolf
Charles: Aileen & Rolf
Dzhokhar: Vee & Annie
Ian: Amanda & Karen
John Wayne: Karen & Casey
Karen: Ian & John Wayne
Lorena: Amanda & Annie
Myra: Charles & Amanda
Rita: Karen & Amanda
Rolf: Charles & John Wayne
Vee: Ian & Annie
Nominated: Aileen Wuornos, Amanda Knox, Karen Matthews & Annie Wilkes
No Nominations!: Lorena, Myra, Rita & Abu
Evicted: Aileen Wuornos!
[Charlize Theron was present at her eviction.]

Week Seven
http://i.imgur.com/jZIF0zm.png
[YAAAAAAAS "Rita"!]
Nominations
Abu: Myra & Charles
Amanda: Rolf & Ian
Annie: Dzhokhar & Karen
Casey: Amanda & Rolf
Charles: Myra & Abu
Dzhokhar: Annie & Ian
Ian: Amanda & Vee
John Wayne: Annie & Karen
Karen: Ian & John Wayne
Lorena: Karen & Annie
Myra: Abu & Amanda
Rita: Vee & Amanda
Rolf: Charles & Vee
Vee: Abu & Annie
Nominated: Amanda Knox & Annie Wilkes
No Nominations!: Lorena, Rita & Casey
Evicted: Annie Wilkes!
[Fictional goddess]

Week Eight
http://i.imgur.com/UhB2FOI.png
[Some friendly banter between the two least problematic girlies (bar Rita)!]
Nominations
Abu: Casey & Vee
Amanda: Casey & Dzhokhar
Casey: Vee & Amanda
Charles: Rolf & Abu
Dzhokhar: Casey & Abu
Ian: Amanda & Vee
John Wayne: Dzhokhar & Karen
Karen: Casey & John Wayne
Lorena: Charles & John Wayne
Myra: Abu & Amanda
Rita: Vee & Amanda
Rolf: Charles & Dzhokhar
Vee: Abu & Karen
Nominated: Amanda Knox, Vee from OITNB, Abu Hamza & Casey Anthony!
No Nominations!: Lorena, Rita, Myra & Ian
Evicted: Casey Anthony!
[finding it difficult to make lighthearted remarks about the evictions of child-murderers tbh!]

Week Nine
http://i.imgur.com/JPj8jN1.png
[The wobble-board version of City of Stars is a real treat, let me tell you]
Nominations
Abu: Myra & Vee
Amanda: Ian & Dzhokhar
Charles: Lorena & Abu
Dzhokhar: Rolf & Abu
Ian: Amanda & Karen
John Wayne: Dzhokhar & Karen
Karen: Ian & John Wayne
Lorena: Charles & Amanda
Myra: Abu & Amanda
Rita: Vee & Amanda
Rolf: Charles & John Wayne
Vee: Abu & Ian
Nominated: Amanda Knox vs. Abu Hamza!
No Nominations!: Just Rita Repulsa! QUEEN
Evicted: Abu Hamza!
[Amanda is getting off scot-fre- nope that's a tasteless joke]

Week Ten
http://i.imgur.com/MA6QAlI.png
[I don't quite know what to say to that]
Nominations
Amanda: Ian & Rolf
Charles: Lorena & Rolf
Dzhokhar: John Wayne & Amanda
Ian: Amanda & Charles
John Wayne: Dzhokhar & Amanda
Karen: Amanda & John Wayne
Lorena: Charles & Amanda
Myra: Vee & Amanda
Rita: Vee & Charles
Rolf: Charles & Dzhokhar
Vee: John Wayne & Ian
Nominated: Amanda Knox vs. Charles Manson!
No Nominations!: Rita, Myra & Karen
Evicted: Charles Manson!
[Honestly, Amanda is picking off the men with deadly preci-nope still not a tasteful joke]

Week Eleven
http://i.imgur.com/RtKV7aw.png
[These two are BRINGING :clap1: IT :clap1:]
Nominations
Amanda: Ian & Rolf
Dzhokhar: John Wayne & Amanda
Ian: Amanda & Vee
John Wayne: Vee & Karen
Karen: Ian & John Wayne
Lorena: Karen & Amanda
Myra: Vee & Amanda
Rita: Vee & Rolf
Rolf: Ian & Amanda
Vee: John Wayne & Ian
Nominated: Amanda Knox vs. Ian Watkins vs. Vee from OITNB!
No Nominations!: Myra, Lorena, Rita & Dzhokhar
Evicted: Ian Watkins!
[He is later mortified to discover not a single bit of promo was given to lostprophets during his entire tenure.]

Week Twelve
http://i.imgur.com/IEWyxZ8.png
[Not sure that's how you win a redemption edit, Mr. Gacy Jr.]
Nominations
Amanda: John Wayne & Rolf
Dzhokhar: John Wayne & Amanda
John Wayne: Amanda & Karen
Karen: Amanda & John Wayne
Lorena: John Wayne & Amanda
Myra: John Wayne & Amanda
Rita: Myra & Amanda
Rolf: John Wayne & Dzhokhar
Vee: John Wayne & Dzhokhar
Nominated: Amanda Knox vs. John Wayne Gacy Jr.
No Nominations!: Vee, Lorena & Rita (wow come on top 3?)
Evicted: Amanda Knox!
[Wtf does John Wayne Gacy have to do to get evicted around here?!]

Week Thirteen
http://i.imgur.com/EsW6LDm.png
[Not the showmance]
Nominations
Dzhokhar: John Wayne & Lorena
John Wayne: Dzhokhar & Karen
Karen: Vee & John Wayne
Lorena: John Wayne & Dzhokhar
Myra: John Wayne & Vee
Rita: Dzhokhar & Rolf
Rolf: John Wayne & Rita
Vee: John Wayne & Dzhokhar
Nominated: Dzhokhar Tsarnaev vs. John Wayne Gacy Jr.
No Nominations!: Just Myra Hindley
Evicted: Dzhokhar Tsarnaev!
[It didn't help that Emma Willis couldn't pronounce his name properly.]

Week Fourteen
http://i.imgur.com/ojOo2ya.png
[I cannot believe Karen Matthews is getting the Helen Wood edit]
Nominations
John Wayne: Vee & Karen
Karen: Lorena & John Wayne
Lorena: John Wayne & Rolf
Myra: John Wayne & Vee
Rita: John Wayne & Vee
Rolf: John Wayne & Karen
Vee: John Wayne & Myra
Nominated: Yvonne 'Vee' Parker vs. John Wayne Gacy Jr.
No Nominations!: Just Rita Repulsa! <3
Evicted: John Wayne Gacy Jr!
[As if it takes a series of criminals for there to be a final 6 with five women.]

Week Fifteen
http://i.imgur.com/R6Bk2uB.png
[The worrying thing is I'm still unsure if I'm #TeamNatalie here]
Nominations
Karen: Lorena & Vee
Lorena: Rita & Karen
Myra: Karen & Vee
Rita: Lorena & Karen
Rolf: Myra & Karen
Vee: Rolf & Karen
Nominated: Yvonne 'Vee' Parker vs. Karen Matthews vs. Lorena Bobbitt
No Nominations!: n/a
Evicted: Karen Matthews!
[I guess that BOTS reception last week was shortlived.]

Week Sixteen
http://i.imgur.com/SoWpgZn.png
[Not a brilliant penultimate week]
Nominations
Lorena: Rolf & Myra
Myra: Lorena & Rolf
Rita: Myra & Rolf
Rolf: Myra & Rita
Vee: Rolf & Myra
Nominated: Rolf Harris vs. Myra Hindley - omfg not my top 3 all nominating the exact same way <3333333333
No Nominations!: Vee Parker
Evicted: Myra Hindley!
some fans of Rolf Harris out there.]

Week Seventeen
http://i.imgur.com/fkYGyjn.png
[Not an expected choice, I must admit]
Nominations
Lorena: Rolf & Vee
Rita: Lorena & Rolf
Rolf: Lorena & Vee
Vee: Rolf & Rita
Nominated: Rolf Harris vs. Vee Parker vs. Lorena Bobbitt - ok at least Rita is a finalist <3
No Nominations!: n/a
Evicted: Rolf Harris!
[Wow. Wow. An actually-ok final 3. Even in this series. Wow.]

Finale
http://i.imgur.com/IJ8VGGV.png

omg come through RITA!!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/BAzSGFL.png

Oh well :( at least it was close

Series Popularity
http://i.imgur.com/X00MZFZ.png
[I. CANNOT. @ H from Steps being less popular on launch night than 2 paedophiles, all of the serial killers bar Eileen, a Cambodian dictator and the Boston Marathon bomber.]
[Pol Pot had a curious amount of popularity didn't he? Perhaps they thought he was Paul Potts.]
[This is the first time, I think, that the three finalists have been the three most popular HMs at the end of the series.]
[The least popular event was John Wayne Gacy Jr. ranting about Oscar Pistorious, as it cost him 23pts.]
[The most popular event was Rita Repulsa telling Ian Watkins to do one in Week 1, as it saw her launch popularity rise from 38 to 68 (aka 30pts)!

Statistics
Most Nominations: John Wayne Gacy Jr. (41), Karen Matthews (40), Amanda Knox (39)
Fewest Nominations: Patty Hearst (4), Rita Repulsa (7)
Most Evictions Survived: Amanda Knox (6), Vee (5)
Never Up for Eviction: Rita Repulsa!
Highest Eviction Percentage: 92% for Myra Hindley vs. Rolf Harris. Annie Wilkes was not far behind on 91% against Amanda Knox.
Lowest Eviction Percentage: 50.9% for Amanda Knox vs. John Wayne Gacy Jr. Aileen Wuornos getting 36% against 3 others is pretty close, too.

Makes the Highlights Six Times: Rita Repulsa and Lorena Bobbitt
Makes the Highlights Five Times: Charles Manson
Makes the Highlights Four Times: John Wayne Gacy Jr.
Makes the Highlights Thrice: Amanda Knox, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, Karen Matthews and Yvonne 'Vee' Parker
Makes the Highlights Twice: Hannibal Lecter, H from Steps, Casey Anthony, Myra Hindley and Rolf Harris
Makes the Highlights Once: Pol Pot, Aileen Wuornos, Annie Wilkes and Ian Watkins
Doesn't Make the Highlights At All: Patty Hearst, Pablo Escobar and Abu Hamza

http://i.imgur.com/EIXGEwG.png

[Nick.]

Legit don't know why I ****ing lost it at Rolf Harris washing his balls in the sink

[MB.]

wow

[Braden]

I don't know what the **** to say about this, but I'm sad that I wasn't able to use karenmatthewsdancing.gif for her victory :(

[Black Dagger]

I feel slightly responsible for this mess.

[Mitchell]

Abu Hamza was robbed of highlights tbh

(Oh and one of my non Alice Barry contestants is becoming a politician trolololol http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/589526/John-Altman-Eastenders-become-MP-nasty-Nick-posh-lads)

[Shaun]

After a little nudging from Daniel-X I am pleased to announce that this will not be the last of my series, and that a largely more excusable cast will be used for CBB31.

Joanne the Scammer makes 'ha' return, and Abi Titmuss her long-awaited (apparently) debut. Without leaking the full cast, it's a lot younger overall than my usual ones but still includes some golden celebs like Harvey Fierstein, Dame Edna and Yvette Fielding (although I'm worried she may have been used already?)

[Mitchell]

Better include the chewbacca lady

[MrTheMan]

The Most Epic, Drama-filled, Entertaing CBB EVER
http://i.imgur.com/iMtyrpv.png

The placements
http://i.imgur.com/QszLxyw.png

The nominations table
http://i.imgur.com/AsZLKvM.png

[Amy Jade]

I am bored so I mocked up a cast...

https://s11.postimg.org/9a2owxoj7/Screenshot_20170215_011708.jpg

Placements...

https://s24.postimg.org/7ij0yq7o5/Screenshot_20170215_021732.jpg

[Black Dagger]

Lisa winning and that scumbag being a first boot :love:

[Cal.]

Wendy :love:

[Shaun]

Right I've written all of the events (that takes the most time for me tbh, I'm running out of original ones) so I'll simulate this later xo

[Shaun]

She's baaaaack!

Channel 5 have bought Big Brother back. We'll have no more of that Bravo/BBC4 nonsense thank you very much. Welcome to CBB31! It's 2023 now. Good grief.
Cast List
http://i.imgur.com/tSHHVzK.png

Week One
http://i.imgur.com/Ex2kjJi.png
[He eventually decides to hire Natasha Hamilton and Jessica Sutta.]
Nominations
Abi: Candace & Mitch
Cameron: Joanne & Mitch
Carson: June & Yvette
Dame Edna: Omid & Joanne
Tish's Mum (Dawn): Candace & Johnny
Gifty: June & Yvette
Harvey: Joanne & Yvette
Jackson: Harvey & Mitch
Joanne: Dawn & Hottie
Johnny: Dawn & Joanne
June: Carson & Tish
Laughing Chewbacca Lady (Candace): Abi & Joanne
Mitch: Gifty & Tish
Omid: Hottie & Abi
Robbie: Harvey & Tish
Schatar (Hottie): Carson & Abi
Simon: Soulja Boy & Mitch
Soulja Boy: Dawn & Candace
Tish: Soulja Boy & Robbie
Yvette: Robbie & Hottie
Nominated: Joanne the Scammer vs. Mitch Hewer - not another Joanne first eviction </3
No Nominations!: Simon, Cameron, Jackson & Dame Edna!
Evicted: Mitch!
[Joanne ha survival!]

Week Two
http://i.imgur.com/FcmxDVY.png
[Bizarrely, said opinions consisted of just: "I think it's alright really!"]
Nominations
Abi: Jackson & Carson
Cameron: Soulja Boy & June
Carson: June & Yvette
Dame Edna: June & Joanne
Tish's Mum (Dawn): June & Johnny
Gifty: June & Yvette
Harvey: Carson & Yvette
Jackson: Hottie & Dawn
Joanne: Dawn & Cameron
Johnny: Dawn & June
June: Cameron & Dame Edna
Laughing Chewbacca Lady (Candace): June & Joanne
Omid: June & Abi
Robbie: Hottie & Tish
Schatar (Hottie): Soulja Boy & Jackson
Simon: June & Robbie
Soulja Boy: Tish & June
Tish: Soulja Boy & June
Yvette: June & Harvey
Nominated: June Sarpong, Tish's Mum, Soulja Boy & Yvette Fielding - that's a record for me; June getting 12 nominations in one bloody week. Good god.
No Nominations!: Simon, Gifty, Candace & Omid!
Evicted: June!
[I guess that was a pretty fatal comment.]

Week Three
http://i.imgur.com/MFjcVIp.png
[Not the showmance I was expecting]
Nominations
Abi: Omid & Yvette
Cameron: Soulja Boy & Tish
Carson: Candace & Yvette
Dame Edna: Omid & Joanne
Tish's Mum (Dawn): Dame Edna & Johnny
Gifty: Cameron & Hottie
Harvey: Simon & Abi
Jackson: Tish & Harvey
Joanne: Dawn & Soulja Boy
Johnny: Dawn & Yvette
Laughing Chewbacca Lady (Candace): Soulja Boy & Yvette
Omid: Hottie & Dame Edna
Robbie: Hottie & Yvette
Schatar (Hottie): Simon & Omid
Simon: Candace & Gifty
Soulja Boy: Tish & Candace
Tish: Soulja Boy & Johnny
Yvette: Johnny & Harvey
Nominated: Yvette Fielding vs. Soulja Boy - to think, under usual C5 rules of 2 noms and you're up, there'd be 11 nominees here.
No Nominations!: Robbie, Jackson and Carson!
Evicted: Soulja Boy!
[The showmance is shortlived :(]

Week Four
http://i.imgur.com/MkKn1m9.png
[The gays are fighting :(]
Nominations
Abi: Simon & Yvette
Cameron: Robbie & Gifty
Carson: Hottie & Yvette
Dame Edna: Simon & Joanne
Tish's Mum (Dawn): Jackson & Johnny
Gifty: Cameron & Yvette
Harvey: Dame Edna & Joanne
Jackson: Yvette & Hottie
Joanne: Hottie & Cameron
Johnny: Gifty & Yvette
Laughing Chewbacca Lady (Candace): Joanne & Carson
Omid: Hottie & Simon
Robbie: Hottie & Abi
Schatar (Hottie): Robbie & Omid
Simon: Candace & Dame Edna
Tish: Harvey & Dawn
Yvette: Carson & Harvey
Nominated: Yvette Fielding vs. Hottie Sapphyri - I think that's enough now Yvette you're a lost cause
No Nominations!: Just Tish this time. Broom broom.
Evicted: Yvette!
[TiBB are relieved?]

Week Five
http://i.imgur.com/vxpZhcC.png
[Simon is being a lot more problematic than I was expecting.]
Nominations
Abi: Simon & Robbie
Cameron: Tish & Joanne
Carson: Candace & Dame Edna
Dame Edna: Simon & Harvey
Tish's Mum (Dawn): Tish & Harvey
Gifty: Tish & Simon
Harvey: Omid & Joanne
Jackson: Dawn & Omid
Joanne: Hottie & Dawn
Johnny: Gifty & Dawn
Laughing Chewbacca Lady (Candace): Joanne & Simon
Omid: Dame Edna & Simon
Robbie: Simon & Harvey
Schatar (Hottie): Robbie & Omid
Simon: Candace & Cameron
Tish: Johnny & Simon
Nominated: Simon, Tish, Dawn, Omid, Harvey & Joanne
No Nominations!: Jackson, Abi & Carson!
Evicted: Simon!
[He really spiralled out of control when Soulja Boy was evicted </3]

Week Six
http://i.imgur.com/Wnt8Phe.png
[Pretty sure they just bonded over 20 cans of Stellathe other week :(]
Nominations
Abi: Cameron & Harvey
Cameron: Johnny & Gifty
Carson: Gifty & Dame Edna
Dame Edna: Candace & Carson
Tish's Mum (Dawn): Johnny & Harvey
Gifty: Cameron & Joanne
Harvey: Robbie & Tish
Jackson: Dawn & Hottie
Joanne: Hottie & Dame Edna
Johnny: Gifty & Hottie
Laughing Chewbacca Lady (Candace): Dame Edna & Johnny
Omid: Hottie & Dame Edna
Robbie: Hottie & Harvey
Schatar (Hottie): Johnny & Omid
Tish: Harvey & Dame Edna
Nominated: Hottie Sapphyri vs. Dame Edna Everage
No Nominations!: Jackson & Abi!
Evicted: Hottie!
[Beginning to get a bit worrying, this eviction order]

Week Seven
http://i.imgur.com/DLrbHFw.png
[That seems a little bit of an irresponsible task.]
Nominations
Abi: Dawn & Harvey
Cameron: Tish & Gifty
Carson: Tish & Dame Edna
Dame Edna: Dawn & Carson
Tish's Mum (Dawn): Johnny & Jackson
Gifty: Cameron & Joanne
Harvey: Robbie & Dawn
Jackson: Dawn & Harvey
Joanne: Harvey & Cameron
Johnny: Gifty & Tish
Laughing Chewbacca Lady (Candace): Dame Edna & Dawn
Omid: Tish & Jackson
Robbie: Tish & Harvey
Tish: Harvey & Gifty
Nominated: Harvey Fierstein vs. Both Simmonds Gals! - which of the vine stars will go???? if any????
No Nominations!: Omid, Abi & Candace!
Evicted: Tish!
[I am loving the idea of Tish's mum outlasting her daughter.]

Week Eight
http://i.imgur.com/Sq0ZCmk.png
[Welcome to the highlights, Abi! Now deal with an angry mum-without-daughter.]
Nominations
Abi: Carson & Harvey
Cameron: Dawn & Gifty
Carson: Abi & Dame Edna
Dame Edna: Harvey & Carson
Tish's Mum (Dawn): Abi & Jackson
Gifty: Cameron & Omid
Harvey: Robbie & Omid
Jackson: Dawn & Gifty
Joanne: Dame Edna & Cameron
Johnny: Gifty & Dawn
Laughing Chewbacca Lady (Candace): Dame Edna & Harvey
Omid: Harvey & Jackson
Robbie: Joanne & Harvey
Nominated: Harvey Fierstein, Dame Edna Everage, Dawn Simmonds & Gifty Louise - when will the culling of the gay icons end?
No Nominations!: Johnny & Candace!
Evicted: Dawn!
[Her daughter drove her home.]

Week Nine
http://i.imgur.com/NWBbQZa.png
[I like to bring a welcome dose of reality to these events]
Nominations
Abi: Cameron & Harvey
Cameron: Johnny & Gifty
Carson: Jackson & Dame Edna
Dame Edna: Harvey & Joanne
Gifty: Cameron & Johnny
Harvey: Robbie & Dame Edna
Jackson: Carson & Omid
Joanne: Harvey & Gifty
Johnny: Gifty & Cameron
Laughing Chewbacca Lady (Candace): Dame Edna & Joanne
Omid: Harvey & Dame Edna
Robbie: Candace & Harvey
Nominated: Harvey Fierstein vs. Dame Edna - ugh why
No Nominations!: Just Abi!
Evicted: Dame Edna!
[:bawling:]

Week Ten
http://i.imgur.com/fdmHpti.png
[not Abi's abusive era :worry:]
Nominations
Abi: Omid & Harvey
Cameron: Abi & Gifty
Carson: Johnny & Harvey
Gifty: Cameron & Joanne
Harvey: Robbie & Carson
Jackson: Carson & Candace
Joanne: Harvey & Carson
Johnny: Harvey & Cameron
Laughing Chewbacca Lady (Candace): Cameron & Joanne
Omid: Carson & Abi
Robbie: Johnny & Harvey
Nominated: Harvey Fierstein vs. Carson Kressley - what does this house have against old gays?
No Nominations!: Just Jackson!
Evicted: Carson!
[sigh.]

Week Eleven
http://i.imgur.com/5Kke0G6.png
[I lowkey need to see that first event on television.]
Nominations
Abi: Omid & Harvey
Cameron: Candace & Gifty
Gifty: Cameron & Joanne
Harvey: Robbie & Joanne
Jackson: Harvey & Abi
Joanne: Harvey & Robbie
Johnny: Candace & Cameron
Laughing Chewbacca Lady (Candace): Cameron & Abi
Omid: Candace & Abi
Robbie: Joanne & Harvey
Nominated: Harvey Fierstein, Abi Titmuss, Cameron Dallas, Joanne the Scammer and Laughing Chewbacca Lady - which is odd really since this is the lineup for a future Power Rangers reboot
No Nominations!: Jackson & Johnny!
Evicted: Abi!
[Sorry Daniel-X]

Week Twelve
http://i.imgur.com/d2HQCJ2.png
[Here for this Candace/Joanne power alliance tbh. I hereby endorse them for the final two.]
Nominations
Cameron: Johnny & Gifty
Gifty: Cameron & Joanne
Harvey: Robbie & Joanne
Jackson: Gifty & Candace
Joanne: Harvey & Gifty
Johnny: Candace & Gifty
Laughing Chewbacca Lady (Candace): Johnny & Gifty
Omid: Joanne & Harvey
Robbie: Joanne & Harvey
Nominated: Gifty Louise vs. Joanne the Scammer
No Nominations!: Jackson & Omid!
Evicted: Gifty!
[Soiling the bed really did her no favours, tbf]

Week Thirteen
http://i.imgur.com/kiq0W0D.png
[I mean, it's not likely to be an urgently-required GIF guys, but go at it?]
Nominations
Cameron: Robbie & Candace
Harvey: Robbie & Joanne
Jackson: Omid & Candace
Joanne: Harvey & Omid
Johnny: Candace & Cameron
Laughing Chewbacca Lady (Candace): Joanne & Cameron
Omid: Joanne & Harvey
Robbie: Cameron & Harvey
Nominated: Harvey Fierstein, Cameron Dallas, Chewbacca Lady and Joanne the Scammer
No Nominations!: Jackson & Johnny!
Evicted: Cameron!
[I was worried he'd go on to win, so phew? Think I like everyone else left. Except Robbie I guess.]

Week Fourteen
http://i.imgur.com/0sLIb4z.png
[This series has become a damn MESS.]
Nominations
Harvey: Robbie & Joanne
Jackson: Omid & Harvey
Joanne: Harvey & Omid
Johnny: Candace & Robbie
Laughing Chewbacca Lady (Candace): Joanne & Johnny
Omid: Joanne & Harvey
Robbie:Joanne & Harvey
Nominated: Harvey Fierstein vs. Joanne the Scammer
No Nominations!: Jackson!
Evicted: Harvey!
[Into the final 6 with my Joanne/Candace f2 dream still alive!]

Week Fifteen
http://i.imgur.com/UQVr4RG.png
[A real television treat, I'm sure]
Nominations
Jackson: Omid & Joanne
Joanne: Candace & Omid
Johnny: Candace & Jackson
Laughing Chewbacca Lady (Candace): Joanne & Omid
Omid: Joanne & Candace
Robbie:Joanne & Candace
Nominated: Laughing Chewbacca Lady vs. Joanne the Scammer - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO </3
No Nominations!: Robbie & Johnny
Evicted: Joanne!
[:sad:]

Week Sixteen
http://i.imgur.com/8ExIqMc.png
[I guess the yoga session didn't go too well?]
Nominations
Jackson: Omid & Candace
Johnny: Candace & Robbie
Laughing Chewbacca Lady (Candace): Jackson & Omid
Omid: Robbie & Candace
Robbie: Johnny & Candace
Nominated: Laughing Chewbacca Lady vs. Robbie Grabarz vs. Omid Djalili - GET THAT IRRELEVANT OLYMPIAN OUT. NOW.
No Nominations!: n/a
Evicted: Robbie!
[YAAAAAAAAAS]

Week Seventeen
http://i.imgur.com/0QxGfqP.png
[I was really worried around halfway through the series but I'm actually really happy with this final four?]
Nominations
Jackson: Omid & Candace
Johnny: Candace & Jackson
Laughing Chewbacca Lady (Candace): Johnny & Omid
Omid: Jackson & Candace
Nominated: Laughing Chewbacca Lady vs. Jackson Galaxy vs. Omid Djalili - I'd really like an Omid/Candace/Johnny f3 so sorry Jackson, get out pls
No Nominations!: n/a
Evicted: Jackson!
[omg <3333 thank you brant steele]

Finale
http://i.imgur.com/8ntnurs.png

http://i.imgur.com/n4ll1OK.png

How close! Wait, how close?

Series Popularity
http://i.imgur.com/FBTqVl0.png
[OK wow. So none of the final 3 were near the top of end-of-series popularity. I'm not sure how Jackson was evicted, in that case.]
[The least popular event was Johnny Vegas and Omid Djalili's drug investigation in the final week - they were both in the 80s and ended up losing almost 30pts each, and handing the win to Candace :joker:]
[Other oddities: Tish's Mum survived over Tish and then went the week after, despite being 53pts behind in popularity. ???????wa?????]
[The most popular event was Yvette Fielding refusing to write a haiku in week one, which gained her 17pts]

Statistics
Most Nominations: Harvey Fierstein (48), Joanne the Scammer (39)
Fewest Nominations: Mitch Hewer (4), Soulja Boy (9)
Most Evictions Survived: Harvey Fierstein (7)
Never Up for Eviction: Johnny Vegas!
Highest Eviction Percentage (Head to Head): Gifty Louise, 88% vs. Joanne the Scammer
Highest Eviction Percentage (Multi Nominees): Tish's Mum, 62% in a 4-way vote.
Lowest Eviction Percentage (Head to Head): Yvette Fielding, 55% vs. Hottie Sapphyri
Lowest Eviction Percentage (Multi Nominees): Cameron Dallas receiving 33% in a 4-way vote

Makes the Highlights Ten Times: Joanne the Scammer
Makes the Highlights Eight Times: The Laughing Chewbacca Woman
Makes the Highlights Six Times: Omid Djalili
Makes the Highlights Five Times: Abi Titmuss
Makes the Highlights Four Times: Simon Amstell
Makes the Highlights Thrice: Gifty Louise - Johnny, Jackson
Makes the Highlights Twice: Soulja Boy, Dawn Simmonds and Cameron Dallas
Makes the Highlights Once: June Sarpong, Yvette Fielding, Hottie Sapphyri, Dame Edna Everage, Carson Kressley, Harvey Fierstein and Robbie Grabarz
Doesn't Make the Highlights At All: Mitch Hewer and Tish Simmonds

http://i.imgur.com/Rdwg09a.png

[Cal.]

Joanne was ROBBED. The star of this series.

[MB.]

Laughing Chewbacca Lady being the only biological woman in the entire top 8 and still winning :love:

(naturally, Tish's mum was robbed)

[Cal.]

A career low? Something to kill the thread? Sure!

September 2022. BBC Four has been decommissioned after allowing a racist five year old to last three weeks on television, and thus the show has been bought by Bravo. In a bizarre ratings grab, they've cast entirely criminal housemates, under the vague illusion this will be a "behind the minds of a killer" style show. A hideous casting error means both innocent and guilty Ian Watkins are invited to take part. H cannot quite grasp what's going on. It's CBB30, anyway.
Cast List
[Marsh is delighted that John Wayne Gacy Jr's entrance music is, indeed, Lady GaGa's "John Wayne]
http://i.imgur.com/CeYHgLS.png

Week One
http://i.imgur.com/0iXDJVG.png
[Oh ffs! I think that H's event is the most unpopular one I set, so any chance of a vaguely un-evil winner may have already died.]
Nominations
Abu: Pablo & Annie
Aileen: Dzhokhar & Casey
Amanda: Ian & Rolf
Annie: Pol Pot & Karen
Casey: Ian & H (wow she hates that name, huh?)
Charles: Rita & Abu
Dzhokhar: Patty & Amanda
Hannibal: Vee & John Wayne
H From Steps: Pablo & Rolf
Ian: Casey & Karen
John Wayne: Karen & Hannibal
Karen: Patty & John Wayne
Lorena: Amanda & Charles
Myra: Charles & Patty
Pablo: H & Abu
Patty: H & Pol Pot
Pol Pot: H & Karen
Rita: Charles & Patty
Rolf: H & Ian (wow Rolf/Casey alliance?)
Vee: H & Hannibal
Nominated: Patty Hearst, H from Steps and Karen Matthews - 3 that didn't actually kill anyone
No Nominations!: Lorena, Aileen & Myra
Evicted: Patty!


Week Two
http://i.imgur.com/zANt5qc.png
[OK this got dark quick!]
Nominations
Abu: Hannibal & H
Aileen: Annie & Hannibal
Amanda: Hannibal & Lorena
Annie: Dzhokhar & Karen
Casey: Rolf & H (ok that Casey/Rolf alliance was shortlived)
Charles: Pol Pot & Abu
Dzhokhar: H & Annie
Hannibal: H & Casey
H From Steps: Lorena & Rolf
Ian: Pol Pot & Pablo
John Wayne: Pablo & Hannibal
Karen: Hannibal & John Wayne
Lorena: Annie & H
Myra: Casey & Hannibal
Pablo: H & Myra
Pol Pot: Hannibal & Karen
Rita: Karen & H
Rolf: H & Casey
Vee: H & Hannibal
Nominated: H from Steps and Hannibal Lecter - ok but he's bloody fictional! Guys!!!!!
No Nominations!: Amanda, Aileen, Ian, Rita, Charles & Vee
Evicted: Hannibal Lecter!
[He managed to find the one event that was less popular than not being in the Baha Men.]

Week Three
http://i.imgur.com/BiEDqC9.png
[Considering she only chopped off her hubby's dick and he survived (and allegedly raped her), Lorena would be a semi-rootbale winner I guess? Continue to serve the weird drama, mama!]
Nominations
Abu: Pablo & Rolf
Aileen: Annie & Karen
Amanda: Ian & Rolf
Annie: Vee & Karen
Casey: Ian & H (she DESPISES Ian Watkinses!)
Charles: Annie & Abu
Dzhokhar: Pol Pot & Annie
H From Steps: Casey & Vee
Ian: Amanda & Karen
John Wayne: Karen & Annie
Karen: Annie & John Wayne
Lorena: Annie & Pol Pot
Myra: Casey & Abu
Pablo: H & John Wayne
Pol Pot: John Wayne & Dzhokhar
Rita: Dzhokhar & Vee
Rolf: H & Casey
Vee: H & Pol Pot
Nominated: H from Steps, Annie Wilkes & Karen Matthews - I didn't like H & Claire either but it was the best work we got after Steps ended ffs!
No Nominations!: Amanda, Aileen, Myra, Rita and Charles
Evicted: H from Steps!
[Gemma Whelan's portrayal of her has really upped Karen Matthew's popularity, it would seem.]

Week Four
http://i.imgur.com/HC6Yb8k.png
[Not sure that's how the game is played but ok]
Nominations
Abu: Pablo & Rolf
Aileen: V & Karen
Amanda: Ian & Rita
Annie: Pablo & Karen
Casey: Pablo & Annie
Charles: Aileen & Annie
Dzhokhar: Pol Pot & Amanda
Ian: Amanda & Pablo
John Wayne: Karen & Pablo
Karen: Ian & John Wayne
Lorena: Annie & Amanda
Myra: Casey & Pablo
Pablo: Ian & Abu
Pol Pot: Pablo & Dzhokhar
Rita: Dzhokhar & Vee
Rolf: Vee & Casey
Vee: Rita & Annie
Nominated: Pablo Escobar & Annie Wilkes
No Nominations!: Lorena, Charles & Myra
Evicted: Pablo Escobar!
[Well they needed him for season 6 of Narcos at the time, tbf.]

Week Five
http://i.imgur.com/t9lJupW.png
[Both relatively high on the "probability of Brantsteele events coming true" scale!]
Nominations
Abu: Aileen & Annie
Aileen: Casey & Abu
Amanda: Dzhokhar & Rolf
Annie: Pol Pot & Karen
Casey: Aileen & Annie
Charles: Aileen & Pol Pot
Dzhokhar: Pol Pot & Annie
Ian: Vee & Karen
John Wayne: Karen & Pol Pot
Karen: Ian & John Wayne
Lorena: Karen & Pol Pot
Myra: Annie & Abu
Pol Pot: Abu & Dzhokhar
Rita: Dzhokhar & Vee
Rolf: Vee & Dzhokhar
Vee: Rolf & Annie
Nominated: Pol Pot & Annie Wilkes
No Nominations!: Lorena, Charles, Rita, Amanda & Myra
Evicted: Pol Pot!
[I guess killing roughly 2-3 million people will make you a handful of enemies]

Week Six
http://i.imgur.com/oYSvfTw.png
[Honestly, this cast is so problematic.]
Nominations
Abu: Aileen & Annie
Aileen: Annie & Charles
Amanda: Dzhokhar & John Wayne
Annie: Aileen & Karen
Casey: Aileen & Rolf
Charles: Aileen & Rolf
Dzhokhar: Vee & Annie
Ian: Amanda & Karen
John Wayne: Karen & Casey
Karen: Ian & John Wayne
Lorena: Amanda & Annie
Myra: Charles & Amanda
Rita: Karen & Amanda
Rolf: Charles & John Wayne
Vee: Ian & Annie
Nominated: Aileen Wuornos, Amanda Knox, Karen Matthews & Annie Wilkes
No Nominations!: Lorena, Myra, Rita & Abu
Evicted: Aileen Wuornos!
[Charlize Theron was present at her eviction.]

Week Seven
http://i.imgur.com/jZIF0zm.png
[YAAAAAAAS "Rita"!]
Nominations
Abu: Myra & Charles
Amanda: Rolf & Ian
Annie: Dzhokhar & Karen
Casey: Amanda & Rolf
Charles: Myra & Abu
Dzhokhar: Annie & Ian
Ian: Amanda & Vee
John Wayne: Annie & Karen
Karen: Ian & John Wayne
Lorena: Karen & Annie
Myra: Abu & Amanda
Rita: Vee & Amanda
Rolf: Charles & Vee
Vee: Abu & Annie
Nominated: Amanda Knox & Annie Wilkes
No Nominations!: Lorena, Rita & Casey
Evicted: Annie Wilkes!
[Fictional goddess]

Week Eight
http://i.imgur.com/UhB2FOI.png
[Some friendly banter between the two least problematic girlies (bar Rita)!]
Nominations
Abu: Casey & Vee
Amanda: Casey & Dzhokhar
Casey: Vee & Amanda
Charles: Rolf & Abu
Dzhokhar: Casey & Abu
Ian: Amanda & Vee
John Wayne: Dzhokhar & Karen
Karen: Casey & John Wayne
Lorena: Charles & John Wayne
Myra: Abu & Amanda
Rita: Vee & Amanda
Rolf: Charles & Dzhokhar
Vee: Abu & Karen
Nominated: Amanda Knox, Vee from OITNB, Abu Hamza & Casey Anthony!
No Nominations!: Lorena, Rita, Myra & Ian
Evicted: Casey Anthony!
[finding it difficult to make lighthearted remarks about the evictions of child-murderers tbh!]

Week Nine
http://i.imgur.com/JPj8jN1.png
[The wobble-board version of City of Stars is a real treat, let me tell you]
Nominations
Abu: Myra & Vee
Amanda: Ian & Dzhokhar
Charles: Lorena & Abu
Dzhokhar: Rolf & Abu
Ian: Amanda & Karen
John Wayne: Dzhokhar & Karen
Karen: Ian & John Wayne
Lorena: Charles & Amanda
Myra: Abu & Amanda
Rita: Vee & Amanda
Rolf: Charles & John Wayne
Vee: Abu & Ian
Nominated: Amanda Knox vs. Abu Hamza!
No Nominations!: Just Rita Repulsa! QUEEN
Evicted: Abu Hamza!
[Amanda is getting off scot-fre- nope that's a tasteless joke]

Week Ten
http://i.imgur.com/MA6QAlI.png
[I don't quite know what to say to that]
Nominations
Amanda: Ian & Rolf
Charles: Lorena & Rolf
Dzhokhar: John Wayne & Amanda
Ian: Amanda & Charles
John Wayne: Dzhokhar & Amanda
Karen: Amanda & John Wayne
Lorena: Charles & Amanda
Myra: Vee & Amanda
Rita: Vee & Charles
Rolf: Charles & Dzhokhar
Vee: John Wayne & Ian
Nominated: Amanda Knox vs. Charles Manson!
No Nominations!: Rita, Myra & Karen
Evicted: Charles Manson!
[Honestly, Amanda is picking off the men with deadly preci-nope still not a tasteful joke]

Week Eleven
http://i.imgur.com/RtKV7aw.png
[These two are BRINGING :clap1: IT :clap1:]
Nominations
Amanda: Ian & Rolf
Dzhokhar: John Wayne & Amanda
Ian: Amanda & Vee
John Wayne: Vee & Karen
Karen: Ian & John Wayne
Lorena: Karen & Amanda
Myra: Vee & Amanda
Rita: Vee & Rolf
Rolf: Ian & Amanda
Vee: John Wayne & Ian
Nominated: Amanda Knox vs. Ian Watkins vs. Vee from OITNB!
No Nominations!: Myra, Lorena, Rita & Dzhokhar
Evicted: Ian Watkins!
[He is later mortified to discover not a single bit of promo was given to lostprophets during his entire tenure.]

Week Twelve
http://i.imgur.com/IEWyxZ8.png
[Not sure that's how you win a redemption edit, Mr. Gacy Jr.]
Nominations
Amanda: John Wayne & Rolf
Dzhokhar: John Wayne & Amanda
John Wayne: Amanda & Karen
Karen: Amanda & John Wayne
Lorena: John Wayne & Amanda
Myra: John Wayne & Amanda
Rita: Myra & Amanda
Rolf: John Wayne & Dzhokhar
Vee: John Wayne & Dzhokhar
Nominated: Amanda Knox vs. John Wayne Gacy Jr.
No Nominations!: Vee, Lorena & Rita (wow come on top 3?)
Evicted: Amanda Knox!
[Wtf does John Wayne Gacy have to do to get evicted around here?!]

Week Thirteen
http://i.imgur.com/EsW6LDm.png
[Not the showmance]
Nominations
Dzhokhar: John Wayne & Lorena
John Wayne: Dzhokhar & Karen
Karen: Vee & John Wayne
Lorena: John Wayne & Dzhokhar
Myra: John Wayne & Vee
Rita: Dzhokhar & Rolf
Rolf: John Wayne & Rita
Vee: John Wayne & Dzhokhar
Nominated: Dzhokhar Tsarnaev vs. John Wayne Gacy Jr.
No Nominations!: Just Myra Hindley
Evicted: Dzhokhar Tsarnaev!
[It didn't help that Emma Willis couldn't pronounce his name properly.]

Week Fourteen
http://i.imgur.com/ojOo2ya.png
[I cannot believe Karen Matthews is getting the Helen Wood edit]
Nominations
John Wayne: Vee & Karen
Karen: Lorena & John Wayne
Lorena: John Wayne & Rolf
Myra: John Wayne & Vee
Rita: John Wayne & Vee
Rolf: John Wayne & Karen
Vee: John Wayne & Myra
Nominated: Yvonne 'Vee' Parker vs. John Wayne Gacy Jr.
No Nominations!: Just Rita Repulsa! <3
Evicted: John Wayne Gacy Jr!
[As if it takes a series of criminals for there to be a final 6 with five women.]

Week Fifteen
http://i.imgur.com/R6Bk2uB.png
[The worrying thing is I'm still unsure if I'm #TeamNatalie here]
Nominations
Karen: Lorena & Vee
Lorena: Rita & Karen
Myra: Karen & Vee
Rita: Lorena & Karen
Rolf: Myra & Karen
Vee: Rolf & Karen
Nominated: Yvonne 'Vee' Parker vs. Karen Matthews vs. Lorena Bobbitt
No Nominations!: n/a
Evicted: Karen Matthews!
[I guess that BOTS reception last week was shortlived.]

Week Sixteen
http://i.imgur.com/SoWpgZn.png
[Not a brilliant penultimate week]
Nominations
Lorena: Rolf & Myra
Myra: Lorena & Rolf
Rita: Myra & Rolf
Rolf: Myra & Rita
Vee: Rolf & Myra
Nominated: Rolf Harris vs. Myra Hindley - omfg not my top 3 all nominating the exact same way <3333333333
No Nominations!: Vee Parker
Evicted: Myra Hindley!
[I guess there're still [i]some fans of Rolf Harris out there.]

Week Seventeen
http://i.imgur.com/fkYGyjn.png
[Not an expected choice, I must admit]
Nominations
Lorena: Rolf & Vee
Rita: Lorena & Rolf
Rolf: Lorena & Vee
Vee: Rolf & Rita
Nominated: Rolf Harris vs. Vee Parker vs. Lorena Bobbitt - ok at least Rita is a finalist <3
No Nominations!: n/a
Evicted: Rolf Harris!
[Wow. Wow. An actually-ok final 3. Even in this series. Wow.]

Finale
http://i.imgur.com/IJ8VGGV.png

omg come through RITA!!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/BAzSGFL.png

Oh well :( at least it was close

Series Popularity
http://i.imgur.com/X00MZFZ.png
[I. CANNOT. @ H from Steps being less popular on launch night than 2 paedophiles, all of the serial killers bar Eileen, a Cambodian dictator and the Boston Marathon bomber.]
[Pol Pot had a curious amount of popularity didn't he? Perhaps they thought he was Paul Potts.]
[This is the first time, I think, that the three finalists have been the three most popular HMs at the end of the series.]
[The least popular event was John Wayne Gacy Jr. ranting about Oscar Pistorious, as it cost him 23pts.]
[The most popular event was Rita Repulsa telling Ian Watkins to do one in Week 1, as it saw her launch popularity rise from 38 to 68 (aka 30pts)!

Statistics
Most Nominations: John Wayne Gacy Jr. (41), Karen Matthews (40), Amanda Knox (39)
Fewest Nominations: Patty Hearst (4), Rita Repulsa (7)
Most Evictions Survived: Amanda Knox (6), Vee (5)
Never Up for Eviction: Rita Repulsa!
Highest Eviction Percentage: 92% for Myra Hindley vs. Rolf Harris. Annie Wilkes was not far behind on 91% against Amanda Knox.
Lowest Eviction Percentage: 50.9% for Amanda Knox vs. John Wayne Gacy Jr. Aileen Wuornos getting 36% against 3 others is pretty close, too.

Makes the Highlights Six Times: Rita Repulsa and Lorena Bobbitt
Makes the Highlights Five Times: Charles Manson
Makes the Highlights Four Times: John Wayne Gacy Jr.
Makes the Highlights Thrice: Amanda Knox, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, Karen Matthews and Yvonne 'Vee' Parker
Makes the Highlights Twice: Hannibal Lecter, H from Steps, Casey Anthony, Myra Hindley and Rolf Harris
Makes the Highlights Once: Pol Pot, Aileen Wuornos, Annie Wilkes and Ian Watkins
Doesn't Make the Highlights At All: Patty Hearst, Pablo Escobar and Abu Hamza

http://i.imgur.com/EIXGEwG.png



This is one of the funniest things I've ever read omfg

Miss Karen deserved the win :(

[MB.]

Oh, and if this "Jackson Galaxy" character (if that is your real name) considers himself to in any way be the new Cesar Millan, then he can well and truly get tae ****!

[Shaun]

there were a couple more controversial events I put in that weren't used by the simulator, which, after CBB30, is probably a blessing in disguise

(after re-doing the series, Abi muses out loud about how Caben-Albi has since overdosed after his 2 disastrous series, Gifty miscarries in the house, and Omid seasons his porridge with his own semen)

[Braden]

Joanne the Scammer serving Shangela 'first boot to star of the show' realness :love:

<333 the kinfe fight between her and Carson.

[MB.]

I do like to think that the Joanne/Mitch eviction was decided over a particularly violent lip sync to Vanessa Williams' The Right Stuff, yes

[Shaun]

Does this mean that Gifty Louise is Mimi Imfurst?

[Braden]

The missing event: Gifty hurls Cameron over her shoulder in attempt to stay a week longer.

[MB.]

"Furk dese other bitches, henny" - Tish Simmonds, probably

[Daniel-X]

Abi and Joanne should've been final two, robbed legends.

Ugh I ADORE these. When will AS vs NS 2?

[Mitchell]

I am so pleased that Candace won the show.

Coming soon Channel 5's CBB vs TiBB's CBB. (if i cba tbh)

[Shaun]

How is this still on the air? Witchcraft.

CBB32. I think. It's been a long time. Long enough for the Cash Me Outside girl to finally become bankrupt and agree to do this. I tried to cast a lot of trashy, fighty women. I think I succeeded with Rustie Lee.
Cast List
http://i.imgur.com/QMJdXtH.png

Week One
http://i.imgur.com/gNyHiWl.png
[That's um. That's quite the opening, Adam R.]
Nominations
Adam Richman: Brooklyn & Tracy
Adam Thomas: Martin & Rachel
Beenie Man: Adam T & Rachel
Brooklyn: Sam & Drita
Danielle: Beenie Man & Paul
Derek: Danielle & Remy
Drita: Tracy & Adam R
Joseline: Rachel & Sada
Julia: Tracy & Derek
Linda: Rustie & Derek
Martin: Paul & Derek
Michelle: Joseline & Rustie
Neil: Beenie Man & Sada
Paul: Rachel & Martin
Rachel: Adam T & Rustie
Remy: Rachel & Neil
Rustie: Joseline & Linda
Sada: Joseline & Neil
Sam: Rustie & Rachel
Tracy: Paul & Adam R
Nominated: Rachel Stevens vs. Rustie Lee - a very believable outcome from this cast :think:
No Nominations!: Julia Hartley-Brewer and Michelle from Judge Rinder!
Evicted: Rachel Stevens
[Sweet Dreams, my LA Ex :(]

Week Two
http://i.imgur.com/y2B7i7r.png
[Slightly more believable events than week one.]
Nominations
Adam Richman: Derek & Remy
Adam Thomas: Neil & Beenie Man
Beenie Man: Brooklyn & Danielle
Brooklyn: Michelle & Beenie Man
Danielle: Adam T & Paul
Derek: Julia & Remy
Drita: Paul & Brooklyn
Joseline: Sam & Martin
Julia: Danielle & Sam
Linda: Rustie & Paul
Martin: Paul & Derek
Michelle: Paul & Rustie
Neil: Adam T & Sada
Paul: Sada & Adam R
Remy: Paul & Adam R
Rustie: Sam & Michelle
Sada: Julia & Paul
Sam: Rustie & Joseline
Tracy: Paul & Adam R
Nominated: Rustie Lee, Sam Buttery, Adam Richman and Paul Sinha
No Nominations!: Linda, Drita & Tracy!
Evicted: Adam Richman
[Man vs. Food vs. Impending Lawsuit from the Sinnerman]

Week Three
http://i.imgur.com/HjKjin0.png
[YAAAAAAAS RUSTIE, GO OFF!!!!]
Nominations
Adam: Danielle & Martin
Beenie Man: Neil & Danielle
Brooklyn: Drita & Beenie Man
Danielle: Martin & Paul
Derek: Martin & Sam
Drita: Joseline & Sada
Joseline: Sam & Martin
Julia: Tracy & Remy
Linda: Derek & Paul
Martin: Joseline & Derek
Michelle: Paul & Martin
Neil: Adam & Beenie Man
Paul: Remy & Danielle
Remy: Paul & Derek
Rustie: Joseline & Linda
Sada: Julia & Neil
Sam: Remy & Joseline
Tracy: Paul & Julia
Nominated: Martin Lewis vs. Paul Sinha
No Nominations!: Brooklyn, Rustie and Michelle! - apparently stabbing Julia Hartley-Brewer gets a pass
Evicted: Martin Lewis
[He might save you money but you'll end up with second degree burns.]

Week Four
http://i.imgur.com/On3IRzP.png
[It's posts like these that make me understand why Ammi didn't stick around for long yesterday]
Nominations
Adam: Danielle & Paul
Beenie Man: Linda & Danielle
Brooklyn: Linda & Paul
Danielle: Derek & Beenie Man
Derek: Remy & Sam
Drita: Paul & Sada
Joseline: Sam & Rustie
Julia: Danielle & Sada
Linda: Derek & Paul
Michelle: Sam & Danielle
Neil: Remy & Beenie Man
Paul: Remy & Tracy
Remy: Sam & Derek
Rustie: Joseline & Sam
Sada: Julia & Derek
Sam: Derek & Joseline
Tracy: Paul & Danielle
Nominated: Paul Sinha, Derek Acorah, Sam Buttery and CashMeOutsideHowbowdah girl
No Nominations!: Drita, Neil, Brooklyn, Adam and Michelle!
Evicted: Sam Buttery
[We will have no interracial rimming on this show, thank you.]

Week Five
http://i.imgur.com/9DLx8eB.png
[Presumably gets a bad aura from them, idk]
Nominations
Adam: Danielle & Paul
Beenie Man: Neil & Brooklyn
Brooklyn: Remy & Rustie
Danielle: Derek & Paul
Derek: Remy & Sada
Drita: Linda & Sada
Joseline: Paul & Rustie
Julia: Danielle & Sada
Linda: Derek & Rustie
Michelle: Derek & Danielle
Neil: Adam & Beenie Man
Paul: Remy & Rustie
Remy: Paul & Sada
Rustie: Joseline & Paul
Sada: Julia & Beenie Man
Tracy: Paul & Julia
Nominated: Paul Sinha, Rustie Lee and Sada Vidoo
No Nominations!: Drita, Tracy and Michelle!
Evicted: Paul Sinha
[Was pretty sure he'd at least make the final on account of having been molested, but oh well]

Week Six
http://i.imgur.com/QOuxgEC.png
[I bet she found that a stretch, the stupid bitch.]
Nominations
Adam: Danielle & Rustie
Beenie Man: Neil & Brooklyn
Brooklyn: Remy & Rustie
Danielle: Beenie Man & Adam
Derek: Remy & Linda
Drita: Tracy & Sada
Joseline: Julia & Rustie
Julia: Tracy & Sada
Linda: Derek & Rustie
Michelle: Rustie & Danielle
Neil: Remy & Beenie Man
Remy: Brooklyn & Neil
Rustie: Joseline & Linda
Sada: Julia & Remy
Tracy: Drita & Julia
Nominated: Rustie Lee vs. Remy Ma
No Nominations!: Michelle!
Evicted: Remy Ma
[This seems like a fairly obvious result for a BBUK series. Just upset Remy didn't bring the drama.]

Week Seven
http://i.imgur.com/8mE8E0m.png
[Adam sure loves his rimming. I didn't even set that event to just be between two males.]
Nominations
Adam: Danielle & Linda
Beenie Man: Neil & Danielle
Brooklyn: Drita & Rustie
Danielle: Derek & Adam
Derek: Sada & Danielle
Drita: Brooklyn & Sada
Joseline: Julia & Rustie
Julia: Tracy & Sada
Linda: Derek & Brooklyn
Michelle: Rustie & Julia
Neil: Sada & Beenie Man
Rustie: Adam & Linda
Sada: Julia & Neil
Tracy: Sada & Julia
Nominated: Sada Vidoo vs. Julia Hartley-Brewer - KNOCK THAT VIOLENT RACIST BITCH OUT, SADA :clap1:
No Nominations!: Michelle and Joseline!
Evicted: Julia Hartley-Brewer!
[Thank you, Brantsteele]

Week Eight
http://i.imgur.com/1pYC5lA.png
[I have my doubts about that second event, given that a) they're both American, b) she's too busy fighting and c) he was most likely in a coma at the time]
Nominations
Adam: Danielle & Neil
Beenie Man: Neil & Danielle
Brooklyn: Drita & Sada
Danielle: Beenie Man & Adam
Derek: Sada & Tracy
Drita: Adam & Sada
Joseline: Sada & Drita
Linda: Derek & Rustie
Michelle: Rustie & Danielle
Neil: Adam & Beenie Man
Rustie: Joseline & Linda
Sada: Drita & Rustie
Tracy: Sada & Derek
Nominated: Sada Vidoo, Rustie Lee, Drita D'Avanzo, Danielle Whatever and Adam Thomas
No Nominations!: Michelle and Brooklyn!
Evicted: Drita D'Avanzo!
[I can't say I'm too fussed about this considering she did **** all]

Week Nine
http://i.imgur.com/gJeXbBl.png
[Nice of Sada to join in the "Tracy and Joseline" show]
Nominations
Adam: Danielle & Neil
Beenie Man: Linda & Rustie
Brooklyn: Rustie & Sada
Danielle: Derek & Adam
Derek: Linda & Tracy
Joseline: Sada & Linda
Linda: Derek & Joseline
Michelle: Rustie & Derek
Neil: Adam & Beenie Man - wow he's really not happy with them rimming is he
Rustie: Sada & Adam
Sada: Derek & Joseline
Tracy: Sada & Joseline
Nominated: Sada Vidoo vs. Derek Acorah
No Nominations!: Michelle and Brooklyn!
Evicted: Sada Vidoo!
[Again, no real loss despite what the Eurovision thread fags will say]

Week Ten
http://i.imgur.com/6G17KZ0.png
[YES MICHELLE. SCALP IT.]
Nominations
Adam: Danielle & Rustie
Beenie Man: Neil & Danielle
Brooklyn: Rustie & Linda
Danielle: Derek & Beenie Man
Derek: Linda & Tracy
Joseline: Beenie Man & Rustie
Linda: Derek & Rustie
Michelle: Rustie & Danielle
Neil: Brooklyn & Beenie Man
Rustie: Linda & Brooklyn
Tracy: Derek & Joseline
Nominated: Derek Acorah, Rustie Lee, Danielle Whatever, Linda Barker and Beenie Man!
No Nominations!: Michelle and Adam!
Evicted: Rustie Lee!
[I erm...how?!]

Week Eleven
http://i.imgur.com/kiTYjeD.png
[OK so they made up quickly. And Michelle is rapidly becoming the best CBB Housemate since Su Pollard.]
Nominations
Adam: Danielle & Linda
Beenie Man: Tracy & Danielle
Brooklyn: Beenie Man & Linda
Danielle: Adam & Beenie Man
Derek: Adam & Tracy
Joseline: Derek & Linda
Linda: Derek & Joseline
Michelle: Derek & Danielle
Neil: Danielle & Adam
Tracy: Danielle & Joseline
Nominated: Derek Acorah, Linda Barker, CashMeOutsideGirl and Adam Thomas
No Nominations!: Michelle and Brooklyn!
Evicted: Adam Thomas!
[That's a bit better. In this timeline Brooklyn is old enough to be considered the eyecandy now anyway.]

Week Twelve
http://i.imgur.com/3LU1d7B.png
[I'm happy now that after a violent first four or five weeks, we're at the point of the series where housemates smoke weed, play VR games, and read Leo Tolstoy.]
Nominations
Beenie Man: Neil & Danielle
Brooklyn: Beenie Man & Neil
Danielle: Joseline & Beenie Man
Derek: Linda & Tracy
Joseline: Beenie Man & Linda
Linda: Derek & Joseline
Michelle: Derek & Joseline
Neil: Beenie Man & Joseline
Tracy: Beenie Man & Joseline
Nominated: Beenie Man vs. Joseline Hernandez
No Nominations!: Michelle and Brooklyn!
Evicted: Beenie Man!
[Not the two rimmers going one after the other.]

Week Thirteen
http://i.imgur.com/6eaL4vq.png
[Like I said last week, this is a very hippy house. Kathreya could neva!]
Nominations
Brooklyn: Tracy & Linda
Danielle: Joseline & Neil
Derek: Linda & Tracy
Joseline: Tracy & Michelle
Linda: Derek & Joseline
Michelle: Derek & Joseline
Neil: Danielle & Brooklyn
Tracy: Derek & Joseline
Nominated: Tracy Morgan vs. Derek Acorah vs. Joseline Hernandez
No Nominations!: n/a
Evicted: Derek Acorah!
[This game really does not want psychics to win :(]

Week Fourteen
http://i.imgur.com/fV7CBBr.png
[She started off a bit rubbish but Linda Barker has really come into her element in this series.]
Nominations
Brooklyn: Neil & Linda
Danielle: Joseline & Neil
Joseline: Linda & Michelle
Linda: Brooklyn & Joseline
Michelle: Tracy & Joseline
Neil: Danielle & Linda
Tracy: Michelle & Joseline
Nominated: Linda Barker vs. Joseline Hernandez
No Nominations!: n/a
Evicted: Joseline!
[Yeah if you think you can nominate Michelle Hassan you can get ****ing gone, love]

Week Fifteen
http://i.imgur.com/Frn8f0c.png
[Quite the mental image.]
Nominations
Brooklyn: Neil & Linda
Danielle: Tracy & Neil
Linda: Brooklyn & Michelle
Michelle: Danielle & Linda
Neil: Brooklyn & Linda
Tracy: Michelle & Linda
Nominated: Linda Barker, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Michelle Hassan and Brooklyn Beckham
No Nominations!: n/a
Evicted: Brooklyn!
[About time, really, you bloody no-mark]

Week Sixteen
http://i.imgur.com/vpRoNCL.png
[That's an awfully long time spent writing 'Coleen Nolan' and 'Cashmeoutside Girl'.]
Nominations
Danielle: Linda & Neil
Linda: Neil & Tracy
Michelle: Tracy & Linda
Neil: Danielle & Tracy
Tracy: Michelle & Danielle
Nominated: Linda Barker, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Danielle Bregoli and Tracy Morgan
No Nominations!: n/a
Evicted: Danielle!
[I'm pretty much loving the idea of a violent thug making it all the way to top five at all, tbh]

Week Seventeen
http://i.imgur.com/q0IfpIb.png
[The two gals playing very UTR in the final week. Will the strategy pay off?!?!?!?]
Nominations
Linda: Neil & Michelle
Michelle: Tracy & Linda
Neil: Linda & Tracy
Tracy: Michelle & Neil
Nominated: All four of them lol
No Nominations!: n/a
Evicted: Neil!
[OK this is an excellent top three]

Finale
http://i.imgur.com/6c73WAO.png

OMG my two girlies!!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/X8NStPu.png

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS <3

Series Popularity
http://i.imgur.com/dYFWo7Q.png
[The launch night popularity seems relatively realistic to what I would expect. The end is... not quite?]
[A far less popular final three this time, so Michelle's win was guaranteed.]
[The most popular event was, as pictured, Beenie Man - a combination of getting rimmed by Adam Thomas and being on the receiving end of Julia Hartley-Brewer's bile. 24pts were gained.]
[The least popular event was Martin Lewis setting fire to Rustie Lee's face, which understandably cost him 18 points.]

Statistics
Most Nominations: Danielle Bregoli (37), Derek Acorah (36), Linda Barker (34)
Fewest Nominations: Ignoring the first three evictees... Drita D'Avanzo (7), Michelle Hassan (10)
Most Evictions Survived: Linda Barker (6), Rustie Lee (5)
Never Up for Eviction: n/a
Highest Eviction Percentage: 91% for Joseline Hernandez vs. Linda Barker
Highest Eviction Percentage (Multiple Nominees): 59% for Adam Thomas vs. 3 others
Lowest Eviction Percentage: 53% for Remy Ma vs. Rustie Lee
Lowest Eviction Percentage (Multiple Nominees): 23% for Rustie Lee vs. 4 others

http://i.imgur.com/xRPXrfO.png

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

meesh :love:

[Braden]

Here for Michelle refusing to go back to work due to her new found popularity <3

[Shaun]

I'm just really happy that there was a consistent, charming period of four solid weeks (11-15) where the house turned into a drug-fueled chill zone and real friendships blossomed. It was surely wonderful.

[Shaun]

(i'm not sure how i've cast 'judge rinder's sidekick' before 'judge rinder' either)

[Mitchell]

Michelle and Linda Barker becoming the best final two of all time? If only Queen Rustie Lee had of made the final three with them.

[Mitchell]

A new series has actually been completed by me, take the cold from the snow and tell the wind don't blow.

[Shaun]

Stop blowing, wind!

[MB.]

If none of these cast Hi My Name's Catrina at any point then I'll be bitterly disappointed

[Mitchell]

CBB33, after CBB32 and the award winning final two, Channel 5 got enough money to perfect time travel, they travelled back to 1984 and into a pink windmill, unfortunately Spencer has been snubbed due to him not returning to the 2017 reunion (****ing bastard), but the other 9, plus two additions to the cast are back and competing in a reality tv show, you try stopping the music, because nobody can stop the music.

(and if you don't know who any of these are, please go and educate yourself before proceeding)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/1_zpsx4ztgw1d.png

Week One
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Week%202_zpsxe9dayml.png

Slay a bit Abbie

Nominated - Lorraine and Old Lady
No nominations - Abbie
Evicted - Lorraine

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Week two
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Week%202%20actual%20lol_zpsxzhejqij.png

and my name is Geoffrey doesn't really work, C5 are really hating Hugh

Nominated - Hugh and Sarah
No nominations - Nobody
Evicted - Hugh

Teach him to lie about his name

Week three
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Week%203_zpsymvssdmj.png

I'm disappointed in you Fay.

Nominated - Catrina and Abbie (oh dear god)
No nominations - Joe and Sarah
Evicted - Catrina

Losing the star in week 3...

Week four
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Week%204_zpslot5dai3.png

Rod Hull comes back from the dead, but most of the UK misses it as Arg from TOWIE is making a cameo on OAP Love Island.

Nominated - The entire house other than Jealous Bitch
No nominations - Jealous bitch (who cares about your titanic accusations)
Evicted - Joe :(

The second best of the actual kids gone :(

Week five
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Week%205_zpsppualzyy.png
Not Sarah and Emmagate again...

Nominated - Emma and Debbie
No nominations - Nobody
Evicted - Emma

Meh

Week Six
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Week%206_zpsf0rmsmap.png

Old lady and Jealous Bitch is the friendship we all need in our lives and lets not even try to deny it. Oh and can Anthony stop this madness

Nominated - Anthony, Debbie, Sarah, Old Lady and Abbie
No nominations - Nobody
Evicted - Sarah

Ok good, maybe people will stop mixing up Sarah and Emma

Week Seven
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Week%207_zpszarwhgot.png
Old Lady going to Lanzarote having the holiday she deserves

Nominated - Abbie, Debbie, Old Lady and Anthony
No nominations - Nobody
Evicted - Anthony

YESSSS AMAZE FINAL 4 <3

Week Eight
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Week%208_zpsyluyoiwr.png
Not Debbie doing a Jemima's child

Nominated - Old Lady, Debbie and Abbie
No nominations - Nobody
Evicted - Old Lady :(

The true winner eliminated :(

Finale

Third place - Jealous bitch - 17.55%

Third place queen club?

Winner - Abbie - 42.56%
Second place Debbie - 39.91%

So there we go, a pretty good series, minus Catrina being robbed in Week 3 and Abbie beating Long thumb Debbie and the two iconic audience members.

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Stats_zpsvygw4fql.png

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Initial_zps29n80vdj.pnghttp://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Mid_zpstawjrvdx.pnghttp://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/Final_zps7tzrmhnh.png

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/MitchellDisney/s%20stats_zps564f8sd8.png

[Mitchell]

If none of these cast Hi My Name's Catrina at any point then I'll be bitterly disappointed

Impatient peasant

[MB.]

Well that was a well-timed request

[Braden]

I still cackle at the second event during this week:

http://i.imgur.com/KoOzE4K.png

[Mitchell]

Well that was a well-timed request

Derek Acorah who?

[Shaun]

I'm not giving that the time of day after shading 212 in the first event

[Mitchell]

I'm not giving that the time of day after shading 212 in the first event

I would've thought we would've lost riff raff like you when we moved to BBC Four :idc:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/wiY6Irs.png
https://68.media.tumblr.com/3365cad47d23ca41fb2d3ecefbaa9d12/tumblr_ol92vjcaSt1rkwep7o5_540.png
https://68.media.tumblr.com/ae04f6188644f395ca859a5358ee0347/tumblr_ol92vjcaSt1rkwep7o7_540.png

[Mitchell]

All cos I got Alice Barry first :idc:

[Shaun]

And she turned out to be a homophobe to poor David Blunkett! Beat it queen!

Although there are some claiming she only said it out of shock from Rylan's taser gun

[Mitchell]

And she turned out to be a homophobe to poor David Blunkett! Beat it queen!

Although there are some claiming she only said it out of shock from Rylan's taser gun

She was driven to that by having to appear in your low rent series :hehe:

[Braden]

Bitch, All-Stars was not low mother****ing rent.

No series that Iris Apfel wins is a low-rent series, instead a rich and satisfying one *tears off Mitchell's wig*

[Mitchell]

Bitch, All-Stars was not low mother****ing rent.

No series that Iris Apfel wins is a low-rent series, instead a rich and satisfying one *tears off Mitchell's wig*

This rivalry is flawless tbh

[Braden]

Who's turning it into a brantsteele production?

:joker:

*tumbleweed*

[Mitchell]

Shaun tbh

[Braden]

Did we ever find out if Su Pollard, was in fact, implicated in Jill Dando's murder?

[LukeB]

BBOTT Sim has been added.

[LukeB]

BBOTT sim also has a voting table at the end (idk if others are like that)

[Headie]

Big Brother: White Man edition

https://i.snag.gy/KEzXhb.jpg

[Shaun]

:joker:

[Jason.]

:laugh2:

[Lostie!]

What's a Jonathan Durden?

[Jason.]

Not Evil Jonathan winning

[Shaun]

playing on the "my mum died" story in the final week to topple the first ever gay winner :clap1: strategic king

[Dominic]

Legend Jason last place </3

[LukeB]

BBCAN5 is now up. they are doing voting tables with it too but they look ugly compared to ones we make on excel.

[Headie]

https://i.snag.gy/tlj1gx.jpg

[Headie]

https://i.snag.gy/tlj1gx.jpg

https://i.snag.gy/ASo87Z.jpg

:joker:

[Wizard.]

:joker::joker::joker:

[reece(:]

BB Blood vs Water

http://i.imgur.com/n6YOlFC.png?1

Nicky did that

[JerseyWins]

I went ahead and did one of these.

BBUS Blood vs. Water (basically 3 pairs are just from BB13 oops)

TWIST: They bring Willie Hantz back in order to get Russell Hantz on Big Brother.

The cast:

https://i.gyazo.com/667b15849352a641839da500a73aa007.png

Game summary:

https://i.gyazo.com/bd39da6fb328484ec3ad0086ecb75b0e.png

The season starts with back-to-back backdoors of Mike Boogie & Jeff. Rachel starts off as an absolute veto machine and uses each veto seemingly just because she wants to! FLOATERS GRAB A LIFE VEST!

https://i.gyazo.com/df15a77836e11792342ce71edb64c425.png

Then it became the battle of Rachel/Brendon/Dani/Dom vs. the Calafiore's & the Hantz's. Russell survived the first shot on an 8-7 house split vote only for 3 of them to get taken down in succession right after. In the Week 6 finale of this storyline, Cody turns on Russell by using the veto on Tiffany and joining the Rousso's. THAT'S VANESSA'S SISTER... Listen to your brother, Cody. Cody turning against Russell ends up being the deciding vote too as Russell gets taken out by the HOH tie-breaker vote cast by Miss Dani Donato.

https://i.gyazo.com/80eb516c2df6b18508f1dcd3c117fdf7.png

At this stage, McCranda & JoJeff get completely taken out of the house. This ain't no lover's paradise.

https://i.gyazo.com/68f58af12734777734c57f02e53ab1d7.png

This is the point in the season where the Rousso's tearfully brainwash Dani & Dom into keeping them and taking out their allies instead. That's just the first 2 weeks. The third week, Rachel put them BOTH on the block as her targets AND WON VETO but NO!!! They brainwashed her to use the veto and send Liz-uhhhhh out the door!

https://i.gyazo.com/74de01718b09e25a2a64aa8908577f64.png

Finally, top tier players Vanessa & Dr. Will were sent packing one after the other as people finally catch on that they are still indeed masterminds.

https://i.gyazo.com/2de2627960aebbfaccee141f0199069b.png

Cody & Tiffany become the biggest targets even without Vanessa leading the sheep to slaughter. They manage to both survive the first week but Tiffany couldn't do it for long without her sister's black magic.

https://i.gyazo.com/7e888a23e2c3b7b7bc71f77eefd87e34.png

Dom & Dani dominate the end game and make it to the F2 together. :love: Dani Donato gets the win. QUEEN :love:

https://i.gyazo.com/25d80f683c30c423f9baa70c23f487fb.png

https://i.gyazo.com/28190ad9b78d9c43a3b9caf2718174c2.png

Final placements:
(read the game summary first if you want to read it week by week without knowing the results ahead of time ... it's the basic summary because I don't feel like taking probably 100+ or so screen shots of the whole thing :joker:)

https://i.gyazo.com/04d21e80b988e6adfb543ece384e1a65.png

Everyone here would be absolutely rejoicing at the pre-jury boot order (and probably this season as a whole). :joker:

This brant steele site is actually realistic as hell. A lot of times pairs were put up together and rivalries stayed pretty consistent.

[JerseyWins]

Wait.... lmao is this only for BBUK? :joker:

Where is the BBUS one?

[Headie]

The legends have been added http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/sue.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/isabelle.png

[MB.]

So I've started a sort-of BB19 simulator (replacing Cameron with Shelli, Becky, Jackie and Vanessa because why not) and, true to form, Jillian spent her entire time in the house nominated before being evicted second <3

[MB.]

http://i.imgur.com/YlE2pU2.png

(Mark won fan fave, Shelli was second)

[Underscore]

Omg this is so fun

[reece(:]

Wait.... lmao is this only for BBUK? :joker:

Where is the BBUS one?

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/sue.png

[Lostie!]

BBCAN5 is now up. they are doing voting tables with it too but they look ugly compared to ones we make on excel.

LibreOffice >

[Jason.]

http://i.imgur.com/YlE2pU2.png

(Mark won fan fave, Shelli was second)

Shelli rawbbed </3

On the other hand, Vanessa winning makes up for it :clap1:

[Barry.]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=466&pictureid=3133

Not Isabelle going first :(.

[JerseyWins]

http://i.imgur.com/YlE2pU2.png

(Mark won fan fave, Shelli was second)
Jillian can't even catch a break in a simulator!!!!! :skull:

[LukeB]

Using the BBUS2 template (i got bored)
http://i.imgur.com/fYnUDl5.png

Table
http://i.imgur.com/sIYqPnK.png

placements
http://i.imgur.com/jWImzFk.png

[MB.]

Dolly was robbed

[LukeB]

Dolly was robbed

At least she didn't go week 2..all the budget went on Dolly to be evicted early?

[Underscore]

http://i64.tinypic.com/2q3qd7t.png

Don't know how Lotan got to the final but it worked out fine in the end!

[Jason.]

Doing a BBCAN5 simulator with BB19 and Cameron was evicted first again lmao

[Jason.]

Cody going home on Josh's HOH :omgno:

[Daniel-X]

Using the BBUS2 template (i got bored)
http://i.imgur.com/fYnUDl5.png

Table
http://i.imgur.com/sIYqPnK.png

placements
http://i.imgur.com/jWImzFk.png

Jennifer was ROBBED!

[LukeB]

Jennifer was ROBBED!

No lie, i actually put Jennifer on it for you.

[Daniel-X]

No lie, i actually put Jennifer on it for you.

My gorgeous :love:

She's coming for the crown when she goes in CBB!

[storybrooke]

This is sooo good, I'm going to put the current housemates of BBUK18 into the Hunger Games simulator haha

[Nick.]

Big Brother US Format: Love Island 2017

http://i.imgur.com/n2r6pwO.png?1

And here's the table. Fave highlight was Kem evicting Amber at the final three.

http://i.imgur.com/wbVK3Hp.png?1

Love Island icons (Feel free to use - they're a bit crap but will save time making your own)

http://i.imgur.com/njniJfL.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/m1hWoYW.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/q3UNbyZ.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/KxLLsnn.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/43eYEC1.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/4XBFBJs.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/FKJn6jQ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/FxNnghT.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/uL6ElTf.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/vEQ2Mnl.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/BvYp5VH.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/ufIUvR6.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/hpWA0XP.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/SFhqPG5.jpg

[Daniel-X]

Big Brother US Format: Love Island 2017

http://i.imgur.com/n2r6pwO.png?1

And here's the table. Fave highlight was Kem evicting Amber at the final three.

http://i.imgur.com/wbVK3Hp.png?1

Love Island icons (Feel free to use - they're a bit crap but will save time making your own)

http://i.imgur.com/njniJfL.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/m1hWoYW.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/q3UNbyZ.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/KxLLsnn.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/43eYEC1.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/4XBFBJs.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/FKJn6jQ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/FxNnghT.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/uL6ElTf.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/vEQ2Mnl.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/BvYp5VH.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/ufIUvR6.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/hpWA0XP.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/SFhqPG5.jpg

And WHERE exactly are the Gabby and Georgia icons?

[Shaun]

Well it's been over 5 months since the last one!

CBB34: By Daniel-X Request
Cast List
http://i.imgur.com/LmpQmPl.png
Yes, Carol Smillie looks a lot like Jackie Travers now. And yes, Nikki V was a late replacement for Elaine Lordan.

Week One
http://i.imgur.com/Z9lodUJ.png
[I think this makes Abby and Ricky quite hated, so sorry Daniel we may be in for a rough ride :(]
Nominations
Aaron: Nikki V & Kiely
Abby: Little Richard and Howard (LITTLE RICHARD AIN'T BRITISH, FOOL)
Brooke: Joe & Abby
Carol: Abby & Kiely
Dog: Howard & Nikki V
Gorka: Kiely & Howard
Howard: Abby & Joe
Nikki V: Mel & Dog
Jennifer: Nikki V & Gorka
Jessica: Nikki V & Kiely
Joe: Brooke & Miriam
John: Paul & Nikki V
Kathy: Carol & Gorka
Kiely: Gorka & Jessica
Little Richard: Shaq & Abby
Mel: Nikki V & Carol
Miriam: Joe & Kathy
Paul: Kiely & Ricky
Ricky: Brooke & Little Richard (BOTH AMERICANS YOU TART)
Shaq: Little Richard & Brooke
Nominated: Kiely Williams vs. Nikki 'Not in front of my salad girl' V - wow the two black girls. Wow.
No Nominations!: Jennifer Ellison, John Cooper Clarke and Aaron Carter!
Evicted: Kiely!
[I really wanted to use 'Spectacular' at least three times this series </3]

Week Two
http://i.imgur.com/pO6Ty8U.png
[ugh my two fave guys are feuding </3]
Nominations
Aaron: Gorka & John
Abby: Little Richard and Carol
Brooke: Ricky & Abby
Carol: Miriam & Mel
Dog: Abby & Jennifer
Gorka: Jessica & Howard
Howard: Gorka & Joe
Nikki V: Carol & Dog
Jennifer: Nikki V & Mel
Jessica: Aaron & Abby
Joe: Howard & Kathy
John: Gorka & Little Richard
Kathy: Miriam & Joe
Little Richard: Shaq & Brooke
Mel: Little Richard & Carol
Miriam: Joe & Carol
Paul: Jessica & Nikki V
Ricky: Brooke & Shaq
Shaq: Little Richard & Gorka
Nominated: Carol Smillie vs. Gorka Marquez vs. Little Richard
No Nominations!: just Paul Ross!
Evicted: Gorka!
[The Changing Rooms fanbase is stronger than you think, just look at Linda Barker's iconic runner-up spot!]

Week Three
http://i.imgur.com/HJuTekR.png
[I really didn't want us to find out this way, but in a way I'm just glad for the closure :(]
Nominations
Aaron: Ricky & John
Abby: Dog & Joe
Brooke: Little Richard & Abby
Carol: Nikki V & Abby
Dog: Abby & Nikki V
Howard: Dog & Abby
Nikki V: Ricky & Dog
Jennifer: Nikki V & Mel
Jessica: John & Abby
Joe: Abby & Miriam (notice how he keeps going for the larger women? Body fascist.)
John: Mel & Little Richard
Kathy: Paul & Joe
Little Richard: Shaq & John
Mel: Jennifer & Miriam
Miriam: Joe & Paul
Paul: Jessica & Howard
Ricky: Nikki V & Little Richard
Shaq: Little Richard & Jennifer
Nominated: Abby Lee Miller vs. Nikki V vs. Little Richard :( :( :(
No Nominations!: Kathy Najimy, Carol Smillie, Brooke Hogan and Aaron Carter!
Evicted: Nikki V!
[Evicted? In front of her salad? You guys are disgusting!]

Week Four
http://i.imgur.com/g0jE0Mt.png
[I just don't know what to make of these events.]
Nominations
Aaron: Abby & John
Abby: Mel & Shaq
Brooke: Joe & Ricky
Carol: Dog & Abby
Dog: Abby & Little Richard
Howard: Carol & Abby
Jennifer: Howard & Mel
Jessica: Howard & Abby
Joe: Miriam & Kathy (oh wow still two fat gals. ok joe.)
John: Aaron & Little Richard
Kathy: Abby & Joe
Little Richard: Shaq & John
Mel: Abby & Miriam
Miriam: Mel & Abby
Paul: Jessica & Miriam
Ricky: Joe & Carol
Shaq: Little Richard & Jennifer
Nominated: Abby Lee Miller vs. Joe Wicks vs. Miriam Margolyes vs. Mel Blatt vs. Little Richard
No Nominations!: Paul Ross and Brooke Hogan!
Evicted: Joe!
[About time! Now the big gals can relax!]

Week Five
http://i.imgur.com/162puAH.png
[Now I feel awful for a fictional version of Little Richard :( wow that pop flop got bold since coming out.]
Nominations
Aaron: Ricky & John
Abby: Jessica & Little Richard
Brooke: Abby & Ricky
Carol: Howard & Abby
Dog: Abby & Howard
Howard: Dog & Abby
Jennifer: Abby & Mel
Jessica: Howard & Abby
John: Abby & Little Richard
Kathy: Dog & Carol
Little Richard: Abby & John
Mel: Abby & Miriam
Miriam: Paul & Howard
Paul: Jessica & Carol
Ricky: Shaq & Howard
Shaq: Little Richard & Abby
Nominated: Abby Lee Miller vs. Howard from the Bake Off. Wow they hate Abby! 10 out of a possible 15 nominations!
No Nominations!: Jennifer Ellison, Kathy Najimy, Aaron Carter and Brooke Hogan!
Evicted: Abby!
[I'm sorry Daniel :( the UK public are trash]

Week Six
http://i.imgur.com/4mEP5gR.png
[The first 'gnome' is Tom obviously bc he's the smallest]
Nominations
Aaron: Miriam & Little Richard
Brooke: Mel & Ricky
Carol: Howard & Ricky
Dog: Paul & Howard
Howard: Dog & Carol
Jennifer: John & Mel
Jessica: Howard & Aaron
John: Howard & Little Richard
Kathy: Paul & Carol
Little Richard: Shaq & John
Mel: Little Richard & Jennifer
Miriam: Paul & Kathy
Paul: Jessica & Carol
Ricky: Carol & Miriam - he FINALLY sticks to his Abby pact, just as she goes :(
Shaq: Little Richard & Ricky
Nominated: Carol Smillie vs. Little Richard vs. Howard from the Bake Off
No Nominations!: just Brooke Hogan!
Evicted: Howard!
[This is getting a tad upsetting already]

Week Seven
http://i.imgur.com/ZhZw0iz.png
[Yaaaas Henny :clap1:]
Nominations
Aaron: Miriam & John
Brooke: Mel & Ricky
Carol: Mel & Paul
Dog: Mel & Miriam
Jennifer: Shaq & Mel
Jessica: Ricky & Little Richard
John: Miriam & Little Richard
Kathy: Miriam & Carol
Little Richard: Shaq & John
Mel: Little Richard & Jennifer
Miriam: Dog & Jennifer
Paul: Jessica & Carol
Ricky: John & Shaq
Shaq: Little Richard & Ricky
Nominated: Miriam Margolyes vs. Little Richard vs. Mel Blatt
No Nominations!: Kathy, Aaron and Brooke again!
Evicted: Little Richard
[Honestly I'm appalled at how this house has treated him.]

Week Eight
http://i.imgur.com/pC4ESjw.png
[Oh wow the oldies are dominating the highlights :clap1:]
Nominations
Aaron: Miriam & John
Brooke: Kathy & Ricky
Carol: Mel & Paul
Dog: Mel & Miriam
Jennifer: John & Mel
Jessica: Ricky & Jennifer
John: Miriam & Jennifer
Kathy: Miriam & Carol
Mel: Dog & Jennifer
Miriam: Dog & John
Paul: Miriam & Carol
Ricky: Miriam & Shaq
Shaq: Paul & Ricky
Nominated: Miriam Margolyes vs. John Cooper Clarke vs. Ricky Tomlinson vs. Jennifer Ellison vs. Mel Blatt
No Nominations!: Jessica, Aaron and Brooke again!
Evicted: Ricky!
[Wow the public have something against the name 'Richard']

Week Nine
http://i.imgur.com/yBzvfWt.png
[Yeah Abby did that first you tedious bitch! And wow RIP Tish]
Nominations
Aaron: Miriam & Mel
Brooke: Kathy & Mel
Carol: Mel & Shaq
Dog: Kathy & Miriam
Jennifer: Jessica & Mel
Jessica: Miriam & Jennifer
John: Mel & Jennifer
Kathy: Dog & Carol
Mel: Dog & Jennifer
Miriam: Dog & Carol
Paul: Shaq & Carol
Shaq: Paul & Jennifer
Nominated: Jennifer Ellison vs. Mel Blatt
No Nominations!: John, Aaron and Brooke again!
Evicted: Jennifer!
[Welp sorry Daniel but neither of your cast picks have made it past halfway </3]

Week Ten
http://i.imgur.com/GP05fMj.png
[A tad silly since he hasn't been up for eviction yet.]
Nominations
Aaron: Jessica & Mel
Brooke: Dog & Mel
Carol: Dog & Miriam
Dog: Mel & Miriam
Jessica: Miriam & Shaq
John: Mel & Shaq
Kathy: Dog & Carol
Mel: Dog & Shaq
Miriam: Dog & John
Paul: Miriam & Jessica
Shaq: Paul & Carol
Nominated: Dog the Bounty Hunter vs. Miriam Margolyes vs. Mel Blatt - welp now he's up for eviction, and Vanessa's most likely saving him </3 RIP Miriam my queen?
No Nominations!: Kathy, Aaron and Brooke again!
Evicted: Mel!
[At least she FAR outlasted Natalia Kills <3333]

Week Eleven
http://i.imgur.com/LdYApzU.png
[Oh wow, welcome to the highlights Brooke and Aaron?]
Nominations
Aaron: Jessica & Dog
Brooke: Dog & Carol
Carol: Dog & Shaq
Dog: Carol & Paul
Jessica: Aaron & Shaq
John: Miriam & Shaq
Kathy: Dog & Carol
Miriam: Dog & John
Paul: Carol & Jessica
Shaq: Paul & John
Nominated: Dog the Bounty Hunter vs. Carol Smillie - can't call this one :worry:
No Nominations!: Just Kathy and Brooke this time
Evicted: Carol!
[Linda stays winning :clap1: (at least until Anna Richardson wins CBB39)]

Week Twelve
http://i.imgur.com/tbGupe6.png
[Starting to think that Dog is going to walk this :worry:]
Nominations
Aaron: Brooke & Dog
Brooke: Dog & Paul
Dog: Miriam & Paul
Jessica: Aaron & Shaq
John: Paul & Dog
Kathy: Dog & Shaq
Miriam: Dog & Paul
Paul: Shaq & Jessica
Shaq: Paul & John
Nominated: Dog the Bounty Hunter vs. Paul Ross - ok so RIP Paul I guess?
No Nominations!: Just Kathy this time! Brooke actually got a nomination :omgno:
Evicted: Paul!
[He managed to increase the value of his Amazon canvasses to £499.99 per item so who's really the loser here?]

Week Thirteen
http://i.imgur.com/leIg1wa.png
[Ugh Miriam is playing :clap1: this :clap1: like :clap1: a :clap1: pro :clap1:]
Nominations
Aaron: Brooke & Miriam
Brooke: Dog & Shaq
Dog: Miriam & Shaq
Jessica: Aaron & Miriam
John: Shaq & Dog
Kathy: Dog & John
Miriam: Dog & Aaron
Shaq: Dog & John
Nominated: Dog the Bounty Hunter vs. Miriam Margolyes vs. Shaquille O'Neal - please come through Miriam :fc: :fc: :fc:
No Nominations!: Kathy and Jessica
Evicted: Dog the Bounty Hunter :omgno:!
[SU POLLARD WAS WRONG? WHAT?]

Week Fourteen
http://i.imgur.com/xM5QRjP.png
[Oh wow so Shaquille steps up his game now he's faced eviction, I see! Poor Brooke!]
Nominations
Aaron: Shaq & Miriam
Brooke: Jessica & Shaq
Jessica: Shaq & Miriam
John: Shaq & Miriam
Kathy: Miriam & John
Miriam: Jessica & Aaron
Shaq: Jessica & John
Nominated: Miriam Margolyes vs. Shaquille O'Neal
No Nominations!: Kathy and Brooke
Evicted: Shaquille O'Neal!
[omg is Miriam coming for the crown? :flutter:]

Week Fifteen
http://i.imgur.com/Ntex59p.png
[Intimidate the others with your deities sis!]
Nominations
Aaron: Brooke & Miriam
Brooke: Kathy & Miriam
Jessica: Aaron & Brooke
John: Aaron & Miriam
Kathy: Brooke & Jessica
Miriam: Jessica & Aaron
Nominated: Miriam Margolyes vs. Brooke Hogan vs. Aaron Carter - hopefully they haven't been super popular all series and Miriam survives again :fc:
No Nominations!: John! Flawless gameplay John :clap2:
Evicted: Aaron!
[Bye you vicious bisexual bastard!]

Week Sixteen
http://i.imgur.com/vO2kFvh.png
[End of series dip? Nuh-uh honey, these gals are bringing the drama right until the very last drop!]
Nominations
Brooke: Kathy & Miriam
Jessica: Miriam & Brooke
John: Brooke & Miriam
Kathy: Miriam & John
Miriam: Brooke & John
Nominated: Miriam Margolyes vs. Brooke Hogan :worry:
No Nominations!: Jessica!
Evicted: Miriam!
[OVER BROOKE HOGAN? I LOSE MY QUEEN TO THAT? FOR ****'S SAKE, BRANT STEELE]

Week Seventeen
http://i.imgur.com/kak0mnf.png
[Oh shut UP, Brooke! BITCH.]
Nominations
Brooke: Kathy & John
Jessica: John & Brooke
John: Kathy & Jessica
Kathy: Jessica & John
Nominated: John Cooper Clarke vs. Brooke Hogan vs. Kathy Najimy
No Nominations!: n/a for once
Evicted: John!
[ffs Jessica better walk this :(]

Finale
http://i.imgur.com/Iice5z1.png
http://i.imgur.com/fvvLhSf.png
Yay I guess?

Statistics
Most Nominations: Miriam (44), Dog (35)
Fewest Nominations: Kiely (5), Gorka (7)
Most Evictions Survived: Miriam Margolyes (7)
Never Up for Eviction: Jessica Simpson!
Highest Eviction Percentage (Head to Head): Kiely Williams vs. Salad Girl - 87.68%
Highest Eviction Percentage (Multi Nominees): Salad Girl, 78.47% vs. Abby Lee Miller and Little Richard
Lowest Eviction Percentage (Head to Head): Jennifer Ellison, 51.14% vs. Mel Blatt
Lowest Eviction Percentage (Multi Nominees): Little Richard, 37.41% vs. Miriam Margolyes and Mel Blatt

Makes the Highlights Eight Times: Brooke Hogan
Makes the Highlights Six Times: John Cooper Clarke
Makes the Highlights Five Times: Kathy Najimy
Makes the Highlights Four Times: Little Richard, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Shaquille O'Neal, Aaron Carter & Miriam Margolyes
Makes the Highlights Thrice: Ricky Tomlinson & Jessica Simpson
Makes the Highlights Twice: Abby Lee Miller, Mel Blatt, Carol Smillie
Makes the Highlights Once: Howard Middleton, Jennifer Ellison & Paul Ross
Doesn't Make the Highlights At All: Kiely Williams, Gorka Marquez, Nikki V and Joe Wicks

http://i.imgur.com/Bg4it1B.png

[BBUK-Fan]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=466&pictureid=3133

Not Isabelle going first :(.

Oh no, when the winner goes first

[BBUK-Fan]

Link?

[Amy Jade]

Jess Simpson :love:

[Morgan.]

Link?

It's the only website called brantsteele so google it

[Morgan.]

That came out really aggressive, sorry BBUK-Fan

[BBUK-Fan]

That came out really aggressive, sorry BBUK-Fan

It's fine. :laugh:

[Braden]

The all-female final 3 I've been dreaming of re: CBB34

[Headie]

Link?

It's in the OP (It literally says that in the title :laugh:)

[Shaun]

The all-female final 3 I've been dreaming of re: CBB34

I thought that but we were very robbed of a Miriam win :(

[Braden]

I thought that but we were very robbed of a Miriam win :(

</3

Kathy deserved it most out of the three. This is Deborah all over again.

[Daniel-X]

Wow Abby, Jen and Miriam ROBBED </3

But thanks for this u stunner xxx

[Dominic]

Even in completely random simulators Neda ruins everything.

https://i.imgur.com/mZDv7BF_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

https://i.imgur.com/xy7hX28_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

[BBUK-Fan]

Love this simulator

[Shaun]

Since it's now been two years since the iconic, the legendary

http://i.imgur.com/A2LVa2p.png

A renewal is necessary. I have somehow accidentally cast 2 of the same housemates, though.

http://i.imgur.com/Fa70lpo.png

[Shaun]

It begins. Day 1.

http://i.imgur.com/dYYYTZl.png

http://i.imgur.com/Abm0YOm.png
If given a choice of Pricey, Leslie & Kim Woodburn all dying, or Goldie, Sonia & Already-Dead Pete Burns all dying, I think we can all take some relief in the decision Brantsteele made <3

RIP Germaine, Pete, Goldie, Natalie and Jermaine x

[Headie]

Pricey, Kim and Leslie coming for that F3 :clap1:

[Shaun]

You might want to rethink that :(

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/LwGsdFh.png

ffs Gemma and Melinda!

http://i.imgur.com/yhyHlaD.png

ffs Stephen!

http://i.imgur.com/BnrYUsC.png

ffs infections and cutting Stephen off mid-sentence!

[RileyH]

Jenna & Melinda for final 2 x

[Samm]

wig @ chloe and latoya's lesbian romance

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/uSdgypS.png

wow @ gemma having no allegiances to melinda. that's cold gem! <3

http://i.imgur.com/67oZcDc.png

leslie just having a mental breakdown in the outskirts of the arena <3

[Shaun]

Oh for ****'s sake :(

http://i.imgur.com/fVaELi7.png

WHY DID I ALLOW JAMES JORDAN IN?

http://i.imgur.com/j3caMnN.png

HOW DID THIS GET SO BAD SO SOON?

[Shaun]

It's back on track :clap1: the feast has given a much needed revamp <3

http://i.imgur.com/WkTLbds.png

James getting his comeuppance <3
LaToya being deadly with knives <33
Leslie Jordan scaring Vinnie Jones away from a chunk of meat <3333333333

[Shaun]

well i was waiting for a reply to stop this looking all ShakeyJake/Blurryface but nvm

http://i.imgur.com/46MCpwZ.png

oh well.

http://i.imgur.com/Gf16zVC.png

yaaaaas leslie finishing the feud! :clap1: LAST MAN STANDING :clap1:

http://i.imgur.com/tuNLdx1.png

not terribly interesting

http://i.imgur.com/JirnI8t.png

King has got a taste for blood now :flutter:

[Braden]

I hope the last words Jenna heard were, "you sick SICK, bitch."

[Morgan.]

Cough cough

[Shaun]

Oh it's all ended very abruptly!

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/Zv51q1X.png

oh well, 2nd is good enough for me <3

http://i.imgur.com/dthMb0h.png

In terms of who kills who (including gang-kills):
LaToya killed Stephen, Saira and Lauren
Leslie killed Goldie, Pete, Natalie, Vinnie and Jenna
Kristina killed Daniel and Melinda
Lauren killed Daniel and Christopher
Jenna killed Stephen
Vinnie killed Jermaine and Daniel
Razor killed Stephen and James
James killed Stephen and Gemma
Gemma killed Kim, Melinda and Stephen
Stephen killed Ken
Christopher killed Daniel
Melinda killed Kim
Chloe killed Daniel
Pricey killed Natalie, Goldie and Pete
Kim killed Natalie, Goldie and Pete.

[RileyH]

queen latoya :love:

[Headie]

LaToya did that :clap1:

[Calderyon]

BBUS winners edition:

https://i.imgur.com/ldO88qS.png


Weekly summary:
Week #1:
Head of Household: Adam
Nominees: Dr. Will and Evel Dick
Veto Players: Adam, Dr. Will, Evel Dick, Maggie, Derrick, and Eddie
Veto Winner: Eddie
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Dr. Will and Evel Dick
Evicted: Evel Dick (10-7)

Week #2:
Head of Household: Rachel
Nominees: Dr. Will and Hayden
Veto Players: Rachel, Dr. Will, Hayden, Dan, Eddie, and Maggie
Veto Winner: Eddie
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Dr. Will and Hayden
Evicted: Dr. Will (11-5)

Week #3:
Head of Household: Hayden
Nominees: Rachel and Steve
Veto Players: Hayden, Rachel, Steve, Ian, Maggie, and Lisa
Veto Winner: Rachel
Veto Used: Yes on Rachel
Replacement: Maggie
Final Nominees: Maggie and Steve
Evicted: Steve (13-2)

Week #4:
Head of Household: Drew
Nominees: Ian and Eddie
Veto Players: Drew, Ian, Eddie, Rachel, Morgan, and Maggie
Veto Winner: Maggie
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Ian and Eddie
Evicted: Eddie (10-4)

Week #5:
Head of Household: Ian
Nominees: Drew and Hayden
Veto Players: Ian, Drew, Hayden, Morgan, Maggie, and Jun
Veto Winner: Ian
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Drew and Hayden
Evicted: Hayden (8-5)

Week #6:
Head of Household: Dan
Nominees: Adam and Nicole
Veto Players: Dan, Adam, Nicole, Lisa, Maggie, and Ian
Veto Winner: Ian
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Adam and Nicole
Evicted: Nicole (8-4)

Week #7:
Head of Household: Boogie
Nominees: Adam and Ian
Veto Players: Boogie, Adam, Ian, Andy, Maggie, and Rachel
Veto Winner: Rachel
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Adam and Ian
Evicted: Ian (9-2)

Week #8:
Head of Household: Rachel
Nominees: Lisa and Andy
Veto Players: Rachel, Lisa, Andy, Boogie, Morgan, and Adam
Veto Winner: Morgan
Veto Used: Yes on Lisa
Replacement: Adam
Final Nominees: Adam and Andy
Evicted: Andy (9-1)

Week #9:
Head of Household: Jun
Nominees: Lisa and Derrick
Veto Players: Jun, Lisa, Derrick, Rachel, Morgan, and Drew
Veto Winner: Derrick
Veto Used: Yes on Derrick
Replacement: Morgan
Final Nominees: Lisa and Morgan
Evicted: Lisa (8-1)

Week #10:
Head of Household: Drew
Nominees: Jordan and Adam
Veto Players: Drew, Jordan, Adam, Paul, Rachel, and Dan
Veto Winner: Paul
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Jordan and Adam
Evicted: Adam (5-3)

Week #11:
Head of Household: Paul
Nominees: Jordan and Boogie
Veto Players: Paul, Jordan, Boogie, Morgan, Dan, and Drew
Veto Winner: Drew
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Jordan and Boogie
Evicted: Jordan (4-3)

Week #12:
Head of Household: Morgan
Nominees: Jun and Derrick
Veto Players: Morgan, Jun, Derrick, Rachel, Boogie, and Paul
Veto Winner: Rachel
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Jun and Derrick
Evicted: Derrick (4-2)

Week #13:
Head of Household: Drew
Nominees: Boogie and Paul
Veto Players: Drew, Boogie, Paul, Jun, Morgan, and Dan
Veto Winner: Dan
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Boogie and Paul
Evicted: Boogie (4-1)

Week #14:
Head of Household: Dan
Nominees: Morgan and Jun
Veto Players: Dan, Morgan, Jun, Maggie, Drew, and Paul
Veto Winner: Jun
Veto Used: Yes on Jun
Replacement: Maggie
Final Nominees: Morgan and Maggie
Evicted: Morgan (2-2)

Week #15:
Head of Household: Maggie
Nominees: Paul and Jun
Veto Players: Maggie, Paul, Jun, Dan, Drew, and Rachel
Veto Winner: Rachel
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Paul and Jun
Evicted: Jun (2-1)

Week #16:
Head of Household: Rachel
Nominees: Maggie and Paul
Veto Players: Rachel, Maggie, Paul, Dan, and Drew
Veto Winner: Drew
Veto Used: Yes on Maggie
Replacement: Dan
Final Nominees: Dan and Paul
Evicted: Dan (1-1)

Week #17:
Head of Household: Paul
Nominees: Drew and Maggie
Veto Players: Paul, Drew, Maggie, and Rachel
Veto Winner: Rachel
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Drew and Maggie
Evicted: Drew (1-0)

Final HoH:
Part 1 Winner: Rachel
Part 2 Winner: Paul
Part 3 Winner: Rachel
Final Nominees: Maggie and Paul
Evicted: Paul

Finale:
Finalists: Maggie and Rachel
Winner: Rachel
Fan Favorite: Adam

Almost ended in a disaster, but thankfully all´s well, ends well.

[RileyH]

Jordan, Dan and Dick all robbed

[Jason.]

Rachel winning unanimously

Dan Gheesling who

[RileyH]

ew I hate Rachel

[Calderyon]

She won 4 HOH´s and 5 vetos.

I think Her, Dan, Derrick and Drew were in an alliance together. Drew was in 3 alliances simultaneously.

[Jason.]

Drew was in 3 alliances simultaneously.

Me in Revolution

[MB.]

In, er, I guess celebration of Survivor returning next week, I'm going to do a simulator with a cast that I've completely made up, in the vein of some of the excellent fake CBB simulators we've seen recently - except you can't add custom events on Survivor, so I'll just write those in afterwards. Which I'm sure will be heaps of fun. So if anyone's got any suggestions for themes/potential tribe divisions, by which I just mean anything better than "Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers", then that'll be much appreciated (I've got a cast of 16, so I'm looking for two tribes if possible, ta)

[Shaun]

Two? *scribbles out my 'fats, femmes and asians' idea*

[MB.]

Two? *scribbles out my 'fats, femmes and asians' idea*

Or perhaps the inevitable conflict of our time, "fats, femmes and Asians vs. Grindr man*****s"

(looking at the cast, I can't actually see a particularly funny/obvious divide anywhere, so if not then I'll just let you guys name the tribes. Which is just as creative, I'm sure)

[MB.]

Introducing the men of BrantSteele Does Survivor: I Haven't Come Up With A Name Yet...

https://i.imgur.com/V4xZ3Vo.png


Justin Holman, 29, from Huntsville, Alabama
Justin considers himself a “traditional Southern country boy, through and through”, by which he means that his family once owned slaves but are now completely broke. He somehow attributes this to Obamacare. A cattle rancher by trade, Justin is taking a pepper spray gun to the island as his luxury item, which he says he will use if any homosexuals try to touch him during the night.



Steadman Riley, 48, from Rochester, New York
Steadman has worked as an elementary school principal for the past fifteen years. He says that the key factor in deciding to apply for Survivor was when a co-worker mistakenly bought him a fiftieth birthday card for what was in fact his forty-seventh birthday last year, prompting a sudden realisation of his own mortality and subsequent midlife crisis. “It was either this or assisted suicide,” he smiles.


Christopher "Chris" Ortiz, 25, from Farmington, New Mexico
Chris decided from a young age not to follow his father into the family business (hardcore fetish pornography). Instead, with hard work he became an attorney, specialising in family law. With the million dollars, he hopes to buy an engagement ring to his childhood sweetheart girlfriend Stephanie, and give enough money to his father that he’ll never have to make yet another “My Saucy Deafblind Stepdaughter” sequel ever again.



Aubin Simpson, 37, from Birmingham, Alabama
Aubin is also a lawyer, suggesting that the United States has an incredibly short list of careers for graduates to select from. However, this one is a useful lawyer, in that he works in the field of civil rights. “Birmingham is pretty much the birthplace of the Civil Rights Movement,” the father-of-two says proudly of his hometown. “Without civil rights, we may never have seen the ‘right in front of my salad’ meme.”


https://i.imgur.com/Euf4np2.png


Kenton Harmon, 26, from St. Louis, Missouri
Kenton’s biggest secret is that he has an extremely rare condition: he was born without a personality. “It’s really hard,” says the soccer coach and part-time DJ. “All I do in my spare time, by which I mean when I’m not in the gym, is listen to The Chainsmokers and drink Bud Light. I haven’t been able to tell a joke since 1998. Also, I’m available for bar mitzvahs if anyone’s looking for someone to do the music. Seriously. I need the cash. Please help me.”


Callum Schultz, 23, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Callum is often perceived to be a typical nerd, but this is far from the truth – as he points out, he is in fact thick as ****. “It sucks”, says the grocery store worker and keen gamer, who lives above his parents’ garage. “I have early onset presbyopia and not a single law degree to show for it.” He says that he once had a real girlfriend, but this relationship came to an end when she realised he had used Nyle DiMarco’s photo in his Tinder profile.



Jordan Murray, 28, from New York, New York
Jordan has been on the Broadway stage since the age of nine, when he would regularly run on to feed Marlon Brando hamburgers during the star’s poorly-received one-man show “Pies and Dolls: How I Gorged My Way to the Top”. Jordan now plays the role of Old-Fashioned American Dude #4 in Hamilton, although he’s being replaced by Mandy Patinkin. He says that he is competing in Survivor on behalf of his boyfriend and his pet hyacinth macaw, a.k.a. “the worst animal you can possibly keep in a Manhattan apartment” and also his pet macaw.



Kyle Noel, 32, from Plano, Texas
Kyle says that he would normally describe himself as a good Southern country boy, except that Justin’s already filled that slot. Instead, he says he’ll settle for the “former-college-football-player-turned-successful-real-estate-agent-who-pretends-that-he’s-blue-collar-because-he-owns-a-tractor” slot. If he wins Survivor, he’ll buy another Mercedes and pay for his wife’s latest breast enlargement surgery, and also maybe a shovel. Because he’s ever so blue collar, you know.

[MB.]

Introducing the women of BrantSteele Does Survivor: I Still Haven't Come Up With A Name...

https://i.imgur.com/VN7xRFt.png


Kristin Larsen, 22, from Schenectady, New York
Kristin is a graduate in drama and dance, and currently works as a barista at Dunkin’ Donuts. She dreams of becoming a big-name comedy writer and hopes that all the spare time on the island will help her come up with ideas for a hit TV show. When she isn’t being hilarious or mopping up puddles of weak coffee, she spends her time watching Survivor – in fact, she has seen every episode “except Leif’s boot in One World, because that aired on the night that I lost my virginity. Fun fact, there.”




Edwina McNeil, 60, from Lincoln, Nebraska
Edwina is currently the CEO of a large-scale pet food company in Nebraska, but in a few years’ time plans to retire to Canada, where all three of her daughters now live. When she is not busy being the boss, she enjoys salsa dancing, writing erotic novellas and singing along to melodic death metal with her husband Bjorn. Although she is the eldest member of this year’s cast, she hopes that nobody will realise this due to the excessive amounts of Botox in her face.


Theresa Hardin, 47, from Jersey City, New Jersey
Theresa Hardin (née Giordano, previously Anderson and Gibson) comes from a long line of mobsters. However, she decided to take a different direction in life and now owns three salons and a casino in the Hudson County area, all of which operate legally. She has divorced all three of her ex-husbands, two of which are in prison and one of which is now a hand model named Leanne. These days, she makes her way through a rotation of four different toyboys, and hopes that winning the million dollars will increase that list to at least seven (“one for each day of the week. You know, like socks”).



Hallie Franco, 24, from Madison, Wisconsin
Hallie describes herself as a typical “girly girl” with a fondness for pink – a theme which runs from her interior décor to the colour of her beloved rabbit vibrator. For the most part, she runs a make-up and beauty vlog from her bedroom, although she also uses YouTube to review scented gel pens. Upon being asked to name a favourite scent, she breaks out in tears, although she does point out that it was with her peach-scented pen that she voted for Trump. With the million dollars, she hopes to make her childhood dream of starting a singing career come true, thus ending the stereotype that people who are deaf in one ear and have no discernible singing talent can’t make be successful in the music industry.


https://i.imgur.com/ynMtaEU.png


Alicia McCormick, 27, from Boston, Massachusetts
Alicia is from a large family of three sisters, four brothers and a six foot tall Great Dane. She works as a peace officer, which is apparently what Americans call a law enforcement officer, and is employed specifically within the drug enforcement sector. When she started the position, she was the youngest in her division, and one of only five women (none of whom, she points out, were as hot as her). She plans to use her brains, brawn, beauty and several grams of speed that she once confiscated to win the game of Survivor.


Josie Jackson, 31, from Spokane, Washington
Josie still considers herself a small town girl, having grown up on a dairy farm in North East Washington, even though she now works as a special education teacher in the big(-ish) city. Her constantly upbeat personality may make you forget that her husband Brad died in a whitewater rafting accident on their honeymoon, something which she only divulges when absolutely necessary in terms of her personal growth arc on a reality television competition show. She would like to win Survivor for “the children, because to quote Whitney Houston, they are the future.”


Rachelle Roth, 49, from Oakland, California
Rachelle is a self-appointed “fashion mogul”, having been the editor of three different fashion magazines over her illustrious career. She even claims to have had a character in Ugly Betty based on her, although she can’t remember which one. At the peak of her career, she used to fly from her California home to New York eight times a week, which she says will prepare her for the mental and physical strain of Survivor. “I mean, this one time they forced me to sit next to a child. If I can survive that, I can survive anything.”


Takondwa Roberson, 55, from Jacksonville, Florida
Takondwa, who proudly tells us that her name means “we are glad” in Chewa despite the fact that she has never travelled outside of Duval County, is the single mother of five children – the oldest of whom is 36 and has children of his own. She has worked countless jobs over the course of her life, including cook, janitor, housekeeper, cab driver, fake mourner, amateur boxer, dog food tester, drive-thru operator, snake milker and nursing aide. She is now retired and spends her days looking after her ten grandchildren, although she now finds them so annoying that applying for Survivor was her only way of getting away from them.

[MB.]

oh and I'll probably actually simulate this tomorrow, but if there's any slight bit of interest then I'll kind of open it up as an interactive thingamabob, by which I mean anyone can suggest fun™ events to take place etc

And if not then I'll scrap the whole thing and make Edwina the winner

[Ross.]

Spoiler: Takondwa wins

[Nick.]

Perched for the Kristin & Jordan alliance

[MB.]

Spoiler: Takondwa wins

Kween of milking snakes!

Perched for the Kristin & Jordan alliance

The theatre is a cutthroat business, I'll have you know. They'll probably end up stabbing each other on day two over the same role in Hello Dolly.

[Shaun]

I ****ing hate Josie already

[MB.]

That's the spirit

[MB.]

Breaking: season logo revealed, featuring the brand new Survivor host

https://i.imgur.com/eOmMZVH.png

[Morgan.]

Judge Judy?

[MB.]

I'll simulate this later tonight, then post the results as a fun [citation needed] story. It'll probably clog up this thread and be of no interest to people who don't care for Survivor so it might be better if I make my own thread in the Survivor sub-forum? idk. If anyone's got any other strong opinions/hot takes on these made-up people that I can use to influence the results, or any other suggestions for stuff to happen, then that'd be lovely. Also it'd be nice if someone suggested tribe names (two original tribes and a merge tribe) and a merge tribe colour that isn't blue or yellow. Ta.

Judge Judy?

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining! (yes)

[RileyH]

Here for it :clap1:

[MB.]

Yeah I'll make a new thread so that other people can post their BB simulators in peace in here. And if nobody ends up suggesting anything they'd like to see (tribe names, events, the colour of Judge Judy's hat, etc) then I'll make them up myself. But where's the fun in that?

[Amy Jade]

Edwina to win

[MB.]

I'll be running this later tonight, so you've got until whenever I decide you've got until to input anything you'd like to input. I'm using the opinions ("player A to win", "player B to die a slow coconut-related death", etc) that I've got from you guys so far to influence - as best as I can - how well the players will do, so anything's appreciated (I promise I'm not just being lazy, I thought I'd try and attempt something mildly interactive)

[MB.]

And yes I'm dragging this whole thing out much more than necessary, why do you ask

[andybigbro]

The link in the OP doesn't work for me

[MB.]

Episode one is being posted here (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?p=9628311) :love:

[MB.]

The link in the OP doesn't work for me

Just use the main site (brantsteele.com)

[Morgan.]

So is brantsteele, like, dead now? We still haven't had CBB20 cast photos, the BB19 simulator was expected after a couple of days but it's been a couple of months ... :skull: Their twitter was last active in October ....

[Wizard.]

So is brantsteele, like, dead now? We still haven't had CBB20 cast photos, the BB19 simulator was expected after a couple of days but it's been a couple of months ... :skull: Their twitter was last active in October ....

Yeah i think so :skull:

[MB.]

Survivor: Good vs. Crazy (single-handedly keeping this site alive by pitting the characters of two niche-ish comedies against one another, hbu?)

https://i.imgur.com/4ILeUMR.png

Janet winning because she literally knows every piece of information in the universe <3

Other highlights include Mindy being voted out first for spending her three day-stay doing coke and masturbating in front of everyone, Rebecca VOTING OUT HER MOM, Valencia getting voted out for being too much of a strategic threat/too good at yoga, Paula's OTTPP5 boot ep, Derek somehow getting dragged all the way to the final three despite having no words in his vocabulary other than "Derek", and Rebecca, Tahani and Eleanor winning individual immunity on various occasions (White Josh won the most, because of course he did)

[Underscore]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3950&stc=1&d=1516736332

:skull:

[Nick.]

Survivor: Good vs. Crazy (single-handedly keeping this site alive by pitting the characters of two niche-ish comedies against one another, hbu?)

https://i.imgur.com/4ILeUMR.png

Janet winning because she literally knows every piece of information in the universe <3

Other highlights include Mindy being voted out first for spending her three day-stay doing coke and masturbating in front of everyone, Rebecca VOTING OUT HER MOM, Valencia getting voted out for being too much of a strategic threat/too good at yoga, Paula's OTTPP5 boot ep, Derek somehow getting dragged all the way to the final three despite having no words in his vocabulary other than "Derek", and Rebecca, Tahani and Eleanor winning individual immunity on various occasions (White Josh won the most, because of course he did)

It only took 118 pages but I think this thread has finally peaked. :flutter:

[Eddie.]

BrantSteele has added the CBB20 (its about time) and CBB21 icons, guess they were not dead after all...

[Nick.]

How best to decide the Democratic party's nominee for 2020 you ask?

https://i.imgur.com/qzyTndW.png?1

[Nick.]

Auntie Maxine ****ing snapped

https://i.imgur.com/gOOfyqS.png?1

https://i.imgur.com/ay0qfcf.png?1

Kirsten & Bernie were runners up for AFP whilst Sherrod Brown won & naturally is Maxine's running mate (Which is the Dems best bet if they want to win back those swing states)

[Underscore]

Maxine :worship:

[Headie]

I don't know what this is but a new game has been added:

http://www.brantsteele.com/totempole/

[Morgan.]

I don't know what this is but a new game has been added:

http://www.brantsteele.com/totempole/

It's a new YouTube show. Absolute FARCE this was added not sequester

[Headie]

The interactive mode can now be played with up to 50 houseguests :skull: And you can also quit the game/adjust the jury size

http://brantsteele.com/blog/2019/03/23/big-brother-interactive-template-update/

[Matthew.]

https://i.imgur.com/fRkq6iX.jpg

Ultimate Big Brother <3

[RileyH]

It's a new YouTube show. Absolute FARCE this was added not sequester

maybe if it wasn't so fookin boring

[reece(:]

The interactive mode can now be played with up to 50 houseguests :skull: And you can also quit the game/adjust the jury size

http://brantsteele.com/blog/2019/03/23/big-brother-interactive-template-update/

Is there a Survivor mode :eyes:

[JerseyWins]

maybe if it wasn't so fookin boring
You need to watch for Legend Hamza

[JerseyWins]

BBUS All Stars II: BB Mansion Edition

Best All Stars season EVER incoming?

I tried to be unbiased and pick some people I didn't like and also make it somewhat realistic for a BBUS All Stars cast. Cut out some people like Cody (BB16), Dominic (BB13), Frank (BB14/17), Lisa (BB3), Kaysar (BB7), Brett (BB20), and maybe some others just to make it 25 males & 25 females that I think fit the cut best. Left Brendon out as well to see Rachel & Elissa together instead. Actually I should've included Kaitlyn (BB20) instead of someone like Jessica (BB8) but oh well :worry:

I also cut out Candice (BB15) for Aaryn (BB15). Let the riots begin. :joker:

Aaryn needs ha redemption tbh.

https://i.gyazo.com/9e5a59ce2f3cf1ca7eb771af10666faf.jpg

Pre-All Stars:
Danielle
Howie
Janelle (also 14)
Boogie (also 14)
Nicole
Dr. Will

BBUS8:
Daniele (also 13)
Dick (also 13)
Eric
Jen
Jessica

BBUS9:
Adam
Sheila

BBUS10:
Dan (also 14)
Jessie (also 11)
Keesha
Memphis
Renny

BBUS11:
Jeff (also 13)
Jordan (also 13)
Natalie
Russell

BBUS12:
Britney
Enzo
Hayden
Matt
Rachel (also 13)

BBUS13:
Kalia

BBUS14:
Danielle
Ian

BBUS15:
Aaryn
Amanda
Elissa
Judd

BBUS16:
Caleb
Derrick
Donny
Nicole (also 18)
Zach

BBUS17:
Da'Vonne (also 18)
Johnny Mac
Vanessa

BBUS18:
Natalie
Paul (also 19)
Paulie

BBUS19:
Cody
Jessica

BBUS20:
Angela
Haleigh
Tyler

[Matthew.]

The best houseguest to represent BB13 :clap1:

[JerseyWins]

WOW messy alliances

https://i.gyazo.com/7c7ed8e5e65f935facf887f7ed821da9.png

- Ian's PIMP game strong? Just kidding but lol @ him with two pretty girls.
- We stan the Boogie & A-Baller druggie alliance
- Also Jordan leaving Jeff for Mr. Pectacular?

DRAMA already

The best houseguest to represent BB13 :clap1:
:laugh:

Tbf she was the only one just because there's a lot of people in other seasons that were also in 13 lol.

[JerseyWins]

Wheel of First Impressions

The Houseguests are given cards with various descriptions on them, as well as a wheel with the names of each Houseguest. A randomly selected Houseguest will take two cards from the stack. They will then choose the two fellow Houseguests that they feel best match the descriptions on the cards. They will then spin the wheel. The Houseguest chosen by the wheel must then eliminate one of the two selected Houseguests from the game. The player who is not eliminated will become the next to draw two cards. This will continue on until there are only two Houseguests remaining. In the end, the eliminated Houseguests will then vote to decide which of the two players will become the first Head of Household.





Cody finishes last.





Elissa finishes 49th.





Derrick finishes 48th.





Paulie finishes 47th.





Zach finishes 46th.





Tyler finishes 45th.





Adam finishes 44th.





Natalie finishes 43th.





Jessie finishes 42th.





Rachel finishes 41th.





Ian finishes 40th.





Enzo finishes 39th.





Donny finishes 38th.





Jen finishes 37th.





Russell finishes 36th.





Jessica finishes 35th.





Britney finishes 34th.





Boogie finishes 33th.





Sheila finishes 32th.





Jordan finishes 31th.





Danielle finishes 30th.





Matt finishes 29th.





Vanessa finishes 28th.





Memphis finishes 27th.





Keesha finishes 26th.





Haleigh finishes 25th.





Janelle finishes 24th.





Natalie finishes 23th.





Judd finishes 22th.





Howie finishes 21th.





Aaryn finishes 20th.





Caleb finishes 19th.





Paul finishes 18th.





Eric finishes 17th.





Angela finishes 16th.





Evel Dick finishes 15th.





Renny finishes 14th.





Jeff finishes 13th.





Dan finishes 12th.





Hayden finishes 11th.





Nicole finishes 10th.





Nicole finishes 9th.





Da'Vonne finishes 8th.





John finishes 7th.





Daniele finishes 6th.





Dr. Will finishes 5th.





Kalia finishes 4th.





The competition comes down to Jessica Graf, Danielle Murphree, and Amanda Zuckerman.

And the first HOH is...

Jessica finishes third.





Amanda finishes second.





Congratulations, Danielle! You are the new Head of Household!

[Matthew.]

And the first HOH is...

Congratulations, Danielle! You are the new Head of Household!

Legend :clap1:

[JerseyWins]

Nomination ceremony:

http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/20b/haleigh.png http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/07/janelle.png
Danielle has nominated Haleigh and Janelle.

Veto comp:

Danielle M, as HoH, and Haleigh and Janelle, as nominees, will participate in PoV.

Danielle M draws houseguest's choice and selects Russell to participate.

Haleigh draws Danielle R to participate.

Janelle draws Jessie to participate.

http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/10/jessie.png
Congratulations, Jessie! You have won the Golden Power of Veto!

Veto ceremony:

Haleigh and Janelle state why they should be saved.

Jessie does not use the Power of Veto.

Final nominees are Haleigh and Janelle.

[RileyH]

Pre-All Stars:
Howie
Boogie (also 14)

BBUS10:
Dan (also 14)

BBUS15:
Amanda
Judd

BBUS16:
Caleb
Derrick

BBUS18:
Natalie
Paul (also 19)
Paulie

https://media1.tenor.com/images/87b0c3f34beb6f61ea4d62674edf8722/tenor.gif?itemid=5271387

[JerseyWins]

Before we get to the first eviction, let's see what these houseguests have been up to

WEEK 1 HOUSE EVENTS:

https://i.gyazo.com/c18a39a0d8eb99a1737c2d0f80befe6a.png

https://i.gyazo.com/541e53dc2834066a62e04b71ab7ceeaa.png


WHEW fireworks on this season! :devil:

[Matthew.]

Nomination ceremony:

http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/20b/haleigh.png http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/07/janelle.png
Danielle has nominated Haleigh and Janelle.

Veto comp:

Danielle M, as HoH, and Haleigh and Janelle, as nominees, will participate in PoV.

Danielle M draws houseguest's choice and selects Russell to participate.

Haleigh draws Danielle R to participate.

Janelle draws Jessie to participate.

http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/10/jessie.png
Congratulations, Jessie! You have won the Golden Power of Veto!

Veto ceremony:

Haleigh and Janelle state why they should be saved.

Jessie does not use the Power of Veto.

Final nominees are Haleigh and Janelle.

Ok so Danielle Murphree is cancelled :oh:

[JerseyWins]

Haleigh and Janelle wait for eviction results.


By a vote of 30 to 17... (:laugh2:)

http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/bw/20b/haleigh.png

Haleigh, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.

[JerseyWins]

https://i.gyazo.com/3d7ab5725dee8971829da272efa1d178.png
(Ian, Daniele & Natalie)

oop

Week 2 HOH

The competition comes down to Paulie, Judd, and Ian.

And the new HOH is...
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/18/paulie.png

Congratulations, Paulie! You are the new Head of Household!

[RileyH]

trash

[JerseyWins]

Nomination ceremony:

http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/07/mike.png http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/15b/amanda.png
Paulie has nominated Boogie and Amanda.


Trash indeed! Well half trash for nominating Boogie!

Veto Comp:

Paulie, as HoH, and Boogie and Amanda, as nominees, will participate in PoV.

Paulie draws houseguest's choice and selects Caleb to participate.

Boogie draws Paul to participate.

Amanda draws Sheila to participate.


The competition comes down to Amanda, Paulie, and Caleb...

http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/15b/amanda.png
Congratulations, Amanda! You have won the Golden Power of Veto!

Veto Ceremony:

Boogie and Amanda state why they should be saved.

Amanda uses the Power of Veto on herself.

Paulie names Dr. Will as the replacement.

Final nominees are Boogie and Dr. Will.

http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/07/mike.png http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/07/will.png

I- HOW?! I don't even know if the game realizes that they're supposed to be close but I guess it does :eek:

Polly is a SEASON RUINER

[JerseyWins]

Week 2 House Events:

https://i.gyazo.com/15b5e1f3d70dd7b8e8ab5e75fb755c01.png

https://i.gyazo.com/57d2cf332a77d886b9dca038be6ce420.png

[JerseyWins]

Boogie and Dr. Will wait for eviction results.


By a vote of 38 to 8...

http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/bw/07/mike.png
Boogie, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.

http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/07/will.png


Alright this is gonna take ENTIRELY TOO LONG to complete (as should've been obvious from the start lol) so you get the gist of what's going on and maybe if I finish it I'll just post a quick results breakdown :laugh:

[JerseyWins]

I'll highlight some house events though and maybe any big alliances as it goes on:

Week 3:

https://i.gyazo.com/659dabd47b8a257dc72b85e94d543760.png
Iconic :love:

https://i.gyazo.com/c1467352b0f9747b019d2c0f1a2f43b2.png
Which TIBB member did this? Was it Jack_ after he split up Chill Town and tried to backdoor Dr. Will?

[JerseyWins]

Week 6 New Alliance:

https://i.gyazo.com/3c536ffa6e6854fc025c119f80f0cfff.png

SHOOK! New Jersey & some extras UNITE :clap1:

[RileyH]

CBBUS3 :love:

https://i.imgur.com/W7BOOB5.png?1

Don & Tinashe (and Alexis kinda) controlling the game :love: a trio!

https://i.imgur.com/shEkHgD.png?1

[JerseyWins]

CBBUS3 :love:

https://i.imgur.com/W7BOOB5.png?1

Don & Tinashe (and Alexis kinda) controlling the game :love: a trio!

https://i.imgur.com/shEkHgD.png?1
Nikki 4th place robbed goddess </3

And Speidi robbed too :fist:

[JerseyWins]

Week 6 New Alliance:

https://i.gyazo.com/3c536ffa6e6854fc025c119f80f0cfff.png

SHOOK! New Jersey & some extras UNITE :clap1:
Week 7 New Alliance:

https://i.gyazo.com/bd60a5a6a832bd8e4f0eefafd731d6e0.png

I swear I didn't change any of the settings or whatever but Enzo is playing multiple alliances making sure he stays safe :laugh2:

Imagine Enzo, Dan & Nicole together fffff :flutter: Jeff can go theaux

[JerseyWins]

Week 17 Alliance update (currently Week 17 out of 47 weeks lmao)

https://i.gyazo.com/a84ea0dc53fc9786450e2cc442db7d7a.png

I haven't updated with every single alliance that has formed but most alliances, mentioned or not, have disbanded by now. :laugh:

As for this one, never thought I'd see the day where Paulie & Da'Vonne and Dick & Jen are in the same alliance :hehe:

[JerseyWins]

Week 24 Alliance Update (half-way point in the season :skull:)

https://i.gyazo.com/abe8746174013f94e3e9025b90a33ef4.png





https://i.gyazo.com/2937fe2c1bfabf7d1972ecc51aedb8e0.png

https://i.gyazo.com/f857d6d66f1b885df4afc3b286d6d9f1.png

https://i.gyazo.com/325676f62d659ccabbeea5f89d18a5b7.png

:laugh2:

Memphis must be, like, silly!

[JerseyWins]

Spoiler before the final results are revealed: Final 3 & their alliances

https://i.gyazo.com/b7870d5073bd3b916436d6f78feadd41.png

An ICONIC final 3 :clap1:

Jen was basically like the mastermind of this season :joker: :joker: But we'll see how the final result goes as Da'Vonne has F2's with both of them!

[JerseyWins]

https://i.gyazo.com/1943ccdf5b7c0d67ab09a4265b9755f8.png

And the winner of BB All Stars II: Mansion Edition is.........

https://i.gyazo.com/7047c467aa0155e0ac53602def160648.png

[JerseyWins]

Final results:

Fan Favorite:
https://i.gyazo.com/92fc1f9ddefc2360e19df77ff11771e3.png

Comp Wins:
https://i.gyazo.com/9c74fbb42ba63b9390b414cc73eec4b4.png

Week-by-week results if anyone wants to see it (a mess though because I didn't put last name initials for people with the same name oop)
Week #1:
Head of Household: Danielle
Nominees: Haleigh and Janelle
Veto Players: Danielle, Haleigh, Janelle, Russell, Danielle, and Jessie
Veto Winner: Jessie
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Haleigh and Janelle
Evicted: Haleigh (30-17)

Week #2:
Head of Household: Paulie
Nominees: Boogie and Amanda
Veto Players: Paulie, Boogie, Amanda, Caleb, Paul, and Sheila
Veto Winner: Amanda
Veto Used: Yes on Amanda
Replacement: Dr. Will
Final Nominees: Boogie and Dr. Will
Evicted: Boogie (38-8)

Week #3:
Head of Household: Keesha
Nominees: Natalie and Jessica
Veto Players: Keesha, Natalie, Jessica, Vanessa, Da'Vonne, and Kalia
Veto Winner: Keesha
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Natalie and Jessica
Evicted: Natalie (30-15)

Week #4:
Head of Household: Enzo
Nominees: Eric and Tyler
Veto Players: Enzo, Eric, Tyler, Matt, Donny, and Kalia
Veto Winner: Kalia
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Eric and Tyler
Evicted: Tyler (30-14)

Week #5:
Head of Household: Amanda
Nominees: John and Russell
Veto Players: Amanda, John, Russell, Da'Vonne, Jessie, and Keesha
Veto Winner: John
Veto Used: Yes on John
Replacement: Paulie
Final Nominees: Paulie and Russell
Evicted: Russell (31-12)

Week #6:
Head of Household: Paul
Nominees: Dan and Eric
Veto Players: Paul, Dan, Eric, Nicole, Caleb, and Jeff
Veto Winner: Nicole
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Dan and Eric
Evicted: Eric (31-11)

Week #7:
Head of Household: Howie
Nominees: Daniele and John
Veto Players: Howie, Daniele, John, Renny, Jessica, and Nicole
Veto Winner: Jessica
Veto Used: Yes on Daniele
Replacement: Judd
Final Nominees: Judd and John
Evicted: Judd (23-18)

Week #8:
Head of Household: Britney
Nominees: Dan and Donny
Veto Players: Britney, Dan, Donny, Caleb, Enzo, and Rachel
Veto Winner: Rachel
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Dan and Donny
Evicted: Donny (30-10)

Week #9:
Head of Household: Keesha
Nominees: Jessica and Jessica
Veto Players: Keesha, Jessica, Jessica, Vanessa, Howie, and John
Veto Winner: Jessica
Veto Used: Yes on Jessica
Replacement: Jordan
Final Nominees: Jessica and Jordan
Evicted: Jessica (24-15)

Week #10:
Head of Household: Sheila
Nominees: Matt and Natalie
Veto Players: Sheila, Matt, Natalie, Dr. Will, Britney, and Jeff
Veto Winner: Natalie
Veto Used: Yes on Natalie
Replacement: Kalia
Final Nominees: Matt and Kalia
Evicted: Matt (25-13)

Week #11:
Head of Household: Jessie
Nominees: Rachel and Britney
Veto Players: Jessie, Rachel, Britney, Jordan, Janelle, and Paulie
Veto Winner: Jordan
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Rachel and Britney
Evicted: Rachel (27-10)

Week #12:
Head of Household: Vanessa
Nominees: Renny and Natalie
Veto Players: Vanessa, Renny, Natalie, Paulie, Amanda, and Howie
Veto Winner: Howie
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Renny and Natalie
Evicted: Natalie (28-8)

Week #13:
Head of Household: Angela
Nominees: John and Cody
Veto Players: Angela, John, Cody, Da'Vonne, Vanessa, and Renny
Veto Winner: Renny
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: John and Cody
Evicted: Cody (20-15)

Week #14:
Head of Household: Hayden
Nominees: Zach and Jessie
Veto Players: Hayden, Zach, Jessie, Amanda, Danielle, and Memphis
Veto Winner: Amanda
Veto Used: Yes on Jessie
Replacement: Kalia
Final Nominees: Zach and Kalia
Evicted: Zach (25-9)

Week #15:
Head of Household: Caleb
Nominees: Derrick and John
Veto Players: Caleb, Derrick, John, Dr. Will, Jen, and Amanda
Veto Winner: Amanda
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Derrick and John
Evicted: Derrick (22-11)

Week #16:
Head of Household: Da'Vonne
Nominees: Jordan and Danielle
Veto Players: Da'Vonne, Jordan, Danielle, Enzo, Dan, and Jessie
Veto Winner: Jordan
Veto Used: Yes on Jordan
Replacement: Dan
Final Nominees: Dan and Danielle
Evicted: Danielle (24-8)

Week #17:
Head of Household: Enzo
Nominees: Sheila and Keesha
Veto Players: Enzo, Sheila, Keesha, Paul, Memphis, and Howie
Veto Winner: Enzo
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Sheila and Keesha
Evicted: Sheila (24-7)

Week #18:
Head of Household: Daniele
Nominees: John and Paul
Veto Players: Daniele, John, Paul, Aaryn, Da'Vonne, and Dan
Veto Winner: Dan
Veto Used: Yes on John
Replacement: Howie
Final Nominees: Howie and Paul
Evicted: Paul (19-11)

Week #19:
Head of Household: Hayden
Nominees: Jessie and Kalia
Veto Players: Hayden, Jessie, Kalia, Da'Vonne, Evel Dick, and Adam
Veto Winner: Adam
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Jessie and Kalia
Evicted: Jessie (16-13)

Week #20:
Head of Household: Britney
Nominees: Dan and Renny
Veto Players: Britney, Dan, Renny, Adam, Jeff, and Kalia
Veto Winner: Britney
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Dan and Renny
Evicted: Renny (25-3)

Week #21:
Head of Household: Dr. Will
Nominees: Dan and Daniele
Veto Players: Dr. Will, Dan, Daniele, Jeff, Ian, and Aaryn
Veto Winner: Ian
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Dan and Daniele
Evicted: Daniele (17-10)

Week #22:
Head of Household: Danielle
Nominees: Keesha and Nicole
Veto Players: Danielle, Keesha, Nicole, Evel Dick, Enzo, and Jen
Veto Winner: Danielle
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Keesha and Nicole
Evicted: Keesha (14-12)

Week #23:
Head of Household: Aaryn
Nominees: Dan and Nicole
Veto Players: Aaryn, Dan, Nicole, Janelle, Vanessa, and Elissa
Veto Winner: Janelle
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Dan and Nicole
Evicted: Dan (14-11)

Week #24:
Head of Household: Nicole
Nominees: Amanda and Danielle
Veto Players: Nicole, Amanda, Danielle, Hayden, Evel Dick, and Howie
Veto Winner: Amanda
Veto Used: Yes on Amanda
Replacement: John
Final Nominees: John and Danielle
Evicted: Danielle (17-7)

Week #25:
Head of Household: Ian
Nominees: Dr. Will and Da'Vonne
Veto Players: Ian, Dr. Will, Da'Vonne, Howie, Aaryn, and Enzo
Veto Winner: Dr. Will
Veto Used: Yes on Dr. Will
Replacement: Britney
Final Nominees: Britney and Da'Vonne
Evicted: Britney (15-8)

Week #26:
Head of Household: Amanda
Nominees: Nicole and John
Veto Players: Amanda, Nicole, John, Howie, Hayden, and Memphis
Veto Winner: Amanda
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Nicole and John
Evicted: John (17-5)

Week #27:
Head of Household: Dr. Will
Nominees: Jordan and Kalia
Veto Players: Dr. Will, Jordan, Kalia, Vanessa, Evel Dick, and Memphis
Veto Winner: Vanessa
Veto Used: Yes on Kalia
Replacement: Ian
Final Nominees: Jordan and Ian
Evicted: Jordan (17-4)

Week #28:
Head of Household: Jen
Nominees: Elissa and Jessica
Veto Players: Jen, Elissa, Jessica, Dr. Will, Enzo, and Howie
Veto Winner: Howie
Veto Used: Yes on Jessica
Replacement: Dr. Will
Final Nominees: Elissa and Dr. Will
Evicted: Elissa (11-9)

Week #29:
Head of Household: Enzo
Nominees: Adam and Dr. Will
Veto Players: Enzo, Adam, Dr. Will, Nicole, Vanessa, and Memphis
Veto Winner: Enzo
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Adam and Dr. Will
Evicted: Dr. Will (17-2)

Week #30:
Head of Household: Angela
Nominees: Hayden and Nicole
Veto Players: Angela, Hayden, Nicole, Janelle, Jeff, and Nicole
Veto Winner: Nicole
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Hayden and Nicole
Evicted: Hayden (13-5)

Week #31:
Head of Household: Janelle
Nominees: Kalia and Howie
Veto Players: Janelle, Kalia, Howie, Da'Vonne, Memphis, and Amanda
Veto Winner: Amanda
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Kalia and Howie
Evicted: Howie (12-5)

Week #32:
Head of Household: Jessica
Nominees: Amanda and Paulie
Veto Players: Jessica, Amanda, Paulie, Jeff, Enzo, and Ian
Veto Winner: Paulie
Veto Used: Yes on Paulie
Replacement: Aaryn
Final Nominees: Amanda and Aaryn
Evicted: Amanda (9-7)

Week #33:
Head of Household: Caleb
Nominees: Vanessa and Jessica
Veto Players: Caleb, Vanessa, Jessica, Enzo, Adam, and Nicole
Veto Winner: Jessica
Veto Used: Yes on Jessica
Replacement: Angela
Final Nominees: Vanessa and Angela
Evicted: Vanessa (12-3)

Week #34:
Head of Household: Janelle
Nominees: Kalia and Memphis
Veto Players: Janelle, Kalia, Memphis, Da'Vonne, Caleb, and Nicole
Veto Winner: Memphis
Veto Used: Yes on Memphis
Replacement: Adam
Final Nominees: Kalia and Adam
Evicted: Kalia (11-3)

Week #35:
Head of Household: Adam
Nominees: Enzo and Nicole
Veto Players: Adam, Enzo, Nicole, Jeff, Nicole, and Da'Vonne
Veto Winner: Adam
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Enzo and Nicole
Evicted: Nicole (12-1)

Week #36:
Head of Household: Enzo
Nominees: Adam and Ian
Veto Players: Enzo, Adam, Ian, Da'Vonne, Jen, and Jeff
Veto Winner: Da'Vonne
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Adam and Ian
Evicted: Ian (11-1)

Week #37:
Head of Household: Nicole
Nominees: Evel Dick and Aaryn
Veto Players: Nicole, Evel Dick, Aaryn, Caleb, Paulie, and Jessica
Veto Winner: Jessica
Veto Used: Yes on Evel Dick
Replacement: Angela
Final Nominees: Angela and Aaryn
Evicted: Aaryn (7-4)

Week #38:
Head of Household: Caleb
Nominees: Jessica and Evel Dick
Veto Players: Caleb, Jessica, Evel Dick, Da'Vonne, Enzo, and Angela
Veto Winner: Evel Dick
Veto Used: Yes on Evel Dick
Replacement: Angela
Final Nominees: Jessica and Angela
Evicted: Jessica (8-2)

Week #39:
Head of Household: Memphis
Nominees: Jeff and Adam
Veto Players: Memphis, Jeff, Adam, Paulie, Jen, and Caleb
Veto Winner: Paulie
Veto Used: Yes on Jeff
Replacement: Enzo
Final Nominees: Enzo and Adam
Evicted: Enzo (6-3)

Week #40:
Head of Household: Nicole
Nominees: Evel Dick and Angela
Veto Players: Nicole, Evel Dick, Angela, Jen, Caleb, and Memphis
Veto Winner: Jen
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Evel Dick and Angela
Evicted: Angela (7-1)

Week #41:
Head of Household: Memphis
Nominees: Jeff and Adam
Veto Players: Memphis, Jeff, Adam, Caleb, Da'Vonne, and Janelle
Veto Winner: Da'Vonne
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Jeff and Adam
Evicted: Jeff (5-2)

Week #42:
Head of Household: Nicole
Nominees: Da'Vonne and Evel Dick
Veto Players: Nicole, Da'Vonne, Evel Dick, Jen, Caleb, and Memphis
Veto Winner: Nicole
Veto Used: Yes on Da'Vonne
Replacement: Paulie
Final Nominees: Paulie and Evel Dick
Evicted: Evel Dick (4-3)

Week #43:
Head of Household: Caleb
Nominees: Nicole and Paulie
Veto Players: Caleb, Nicole, Paulie, Adam, Da'Vonne, and Memphis
Veto Winner: Adam
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Nicole and Paulie
Evicted: Paulie (5-0)

Week #44:
Head of Household: Jen
Nominees: Nicole and Memphis
Veto Players: Jen, Nicole, Memphis, Adam, Caleb, and Janelle
Veto Winner: Nicole
Veto Used: Yes on Nicole
Replacement: Janelle
Final Nominees: Janelle and Memphis
Evicted: Memphis (4-0)

Week #45:
Head of Household: Janelle
Nominees: Nicole and Adam
Veto Players: Janelle, Nicole, Adam, Caleb, Da'Vonne, and Jen
Veto Winner: Nicole
Veto Used: Yes on Nicole
Replacement: Jen
Final Nominees: Jen and Adam
Evicted: Adam (2-1)

Week #46:
Head of Household: Caleb
Nominees: Nicole and Janelle
Veto Players: Caleb, Nicole, Janelle, Da'Vonne, and Jen
Veto Winner: Janelle
Veto Used: Yes on Janelle
Replacement: Jen
Final Nominees: Nicole and Jen
Evicted: Nicole (2-1)

Week #47:
Head of Household: Jen
Nominees: Janelle and Caleb
Veto Players: Jen, Janelle, Caleb, and Da'Vonne
Veto Winner: Da'Vonne
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Janelle and Caleb
Evicted: Caleb (1-0)

Final HoH:
Part 1 Winner: Janelle
Part 2 Winner: Da'Vonne
Part 3 Winner: Janelle
Final Nominees: Da'Vonne and Jen
Evicted: Jen

Finale:
Finalists: Da'Vonne and Janelle
Winner: Janelle
Fan Favorite: Jen

Final placements:
https://i.gyazo.com/f79bd42a49c9e2ad39df7bb0ea1f5366.png
https://i.gyazo.com/bc95536999a3352af0895286646e51e0.png

The chart got glitched, maybe because I tried to edit the casts to include initials so it's lost now. :worry: The chart was ****ing HUGE too ffs :joker:

[reece(:]

a mess!

https://i.imgur.com/L5DHS5M.png

[reece(:]

It was destiny

https://i.imgur.com/Q2GHnDG.png

[reece(:]

https://i.imgur.com/kAt21hb.png

[JerseyWins]

Were there really not better options for the Challenge, Survivor & BB tribes? https://66.media.tumblr.com/de866434a9daaa3d737c52dca8d78b09/tumblr_paxd5goRIG1tk2heto6_400.gif

[reece(:]

Were there really not better options for the Challenge, Survivor & BB tribes? https://66.media.tumblr.com/de866434a9daaa3d737c52dca8d78b09/tumblr_paxd5goRIG1tk2heto6_400.gif
Probably but I wanted recent girlies and messes!

Wait until there's a 50 person survivor :fan:

[reece(:]

Mess Aneesa just got evacuated

Champs vs Pros tease

[reece(:]

whew the Top 4 has ended up with 1 from each tribe

[reece(:]

https://i.imgur.com/9qQsm9J.png

https://i.imgur.com/NjjwntU.png

https://i.imgur.com/lGNBqnS.png

[JerseyWins]

Who will be watching another season of this mess? Not I!

[reece(:]

Who will be watching another season of this mess? Not I!

Stay pressed! Think I'll do another now :fan:

[Headie]

Oop the interactive version makes a voting table for you at the end :clap1:

[Matthew.]

https://i.imgur.com/L1IsTvK.jpg

This is where it’s at :lovedup:

[Moniqua]

bitch wtf

http://brantsteele.com/paintdrying/original/status.php?e=1

[Morgan.]

bitch wtf

http://brantsteele.com/paintdrying/original/status.php?e=1

It's April fools, but if you get to the end you unlock their new danganronpa simulator

[RileyH]

come thru orange brown :dazzler:

[Shaun]

Carolina Blue taking the longest :clap1: a dynamic legend

[Moniqua]

It's April fools, but if you get to the end you unlock their new danganronpa simulator

oop :hehe:

[RileyH]

what the fook is daganropa

[Morgan.]

what the fook is daganropa

Heard of google?

[RileyH]

Heard of google?

no

[RileyH]

rude ass bitch

[montblanc]

It's April fools, but if you get to the end you unlock their new danganronpa simulator

:amazed:

[montblanc]

aaah i'm gonna do the danganronpa one :amazed:

[RileyH]

whew murder me king

https://i.imgur.com/0CNURqI.png?1

[Morgan.]

Also a drag race sim

http://brantsteele.com/rupaul/classic/

[Black Dagger]

Milk just took out Trinity and Shea as first and 2nd boots so that's cancelled.

[RileyH]

i'm akashia winning the mini challenge and getting eliminated right after

[RileyH]

oop this just happened to miss kimora too asdfdsdf

[RileyH]

what kind of messy ass season

https://i.imgur.com/Vz7LSbR.png?1

[LukeB]

They're asking what new shows should they add

https://poll.fm/10303208

The Amazing Race is leading i think

[Morgan.]

They need to finish BBUS and BBCAN before they even think about new shows

[Shaun]

Week Six
http://i.imgur.com/UxSzYmX.png

it was a cultural reset

[Shaun]

Also a drag race sim

http://brantsteele.com/rupaul/classic/

I'm trying to do one of these rn, there doesn't seem to be a way to select your own queens though so I have to keep refreshing until I get a cast that doesn't include winners, dead contestants, or Sherry Pie :(

I've just got one but the cast is so blah... but I can't keep refreshing this so I'll just go ahead with it </3

[Black Dagger]

Am I really going to spend my afternoon re-reading all of Shaun's CBBs with a cup of tea? Yes.

[Shaun]

I'm trying to do one of these rn, there doesn't seem to be a way to select your own queens though so I have to keep refreshing until I get a cast that doesn't include winners, dead contestants, or Sherry Pie :(

I've just got one but the cast is so blah... but I can't keep refreshing this so I'll just go ahead with it </3

This went horribly.

https://i.imgur.com/o2rFqfj.png

Soju making it to the final without a single high placing :unsure:
5 of the first six challenge winners being eliminated in the first half of the season :unsure:
Raven not winning a single damn thing but coming close six times :love:
Serena having a dazzling first episode and then going home :love:
Yuhua winning 4 mini-challenges but not a single maxi :love:
Laganja sending home 3 queens in a row despite not even winning a single mini-challenge :love: