Big Brother Simulator Thread (Link in OP)

[Pete.]

Jemima, the nations sweetheart

[Shaun]

You know the fan favourite bit - does the least votes mean fewest of those three, or fewest of the entire cast?

[MB.]

Of the three. I'd guess.

[MB.]

(they usually do a top three for the fan favourite vote on BBUS etc)

[Pete.]

I just did a random version and it ended up like this...
http://i.imgur.com/Nc1jdTo.png
Poor Hira, even the simulator didn't like her :(

-0.03%??
No justice

[Pete.]

Get ready

http://i.imgur.com/N3voWqg.jpg

[Pete.]

http://imgur.com/tJgKNnx.jpg

Summary

Episode 1:
Reward: Heroes Tribe
Immunity: Heroes Tribe
Voted Out: Grace (6-4 vote)

Episode 2:
Immunity: Villains Tribe
Voted Out: Craig (5-5 vote) (6-2 revote)

Episode 3:
Immunity: Heroes Tribe
Voted Out: Alexandra (6-3 vote)

Episode 4:
Reward: Heroes Tribe
Immunity: Heroes Tribe
Voted Out: Conor (6-2 vote)

Episode 5:
Reward: Heroes Tribe
Immunity: Heroes Tribe
Voted Out: Nick (5-2 vote)

Episode 6:
Immunity: Brian and Victor
Reward: Heroes Tribe
Voted Out: Rachel (5-4 vote)
Voted Out: Daley (5-1 vote)

Episode 7:
Reward: Villains Tribe
Immunity: Villains Tribe
Voted Out: Brian (7-1 vote)

Episode 8:
Reward: Villains Tribe
Immunity: Heroes Tribe
Voted Out: Makosi (4-1 vote)

Episode 9:
Reward: Villains Tribe
Immunity: Heroes Tribe
Voted Out: Helen (3-1 vote)

Episode 10:
Tribes Merge
Immunity: Rex
Voted Out: Sam (8-2 vote)

Episode 11:
Reward: Brian, Pete, Rex
Immunity: Brian
Voted Out: Rex (6-3 vote)

Episode 12, Part 1:
Immunity: Pete
Voted Out: Josie (5-3 vote)

Episode 12, Part 2:
Immunity: Charley
Voted Out: Victor (5-2 vote)

Episode 13:
Reward: Kate
Immunity: Kate
Voted Out: Charley (4-2 vote)

Finale, Part 1:
Immunity: Nadia
Voted Out: Kate (3-2 vote)

Finale, Part 2:
Immunity: Pete
Voted Out: Nadia (3-1 vote)

Reunion:
Finalists: Brian, Pete, and Sophie
Winner: Sophie (6-2-1)
Favorite: Rex

Statistics
http://imgur.com/x5StAL9.jpg

[Pete.]

Perched for BB Canada 3 simulator

[Lostie!]

So I did BB16.

Placements:

http://i.imgur.com/FXzIonj.png

Table:

http://i.imgur.com/tTcCRMZ.png
http://i.imgur.com/wIQtVz2.png

:whistle:

[Pete.]

Slay

[reece(:]

Harriett the eviction survival kween

[Pete.]

Harriett the eviction survival kween
Omen for today?

[MB.]

http://i.imgur.com/158A8Er.png

Results:

http://i.imgur.com/khBEesE.png

http://i.imgur.com/hbQW8C0.png

[Shaun]

4 people? That must've been some nasty-as tree root

[dojo88]

Just thought I'd do one with this year's BGT finalists. :laugh:

http://i.imgur.com/M6PuSxQ.png

Placements:
http://i.imgur.com/9FdcIW8.png

Weekly Summary:

Weeks #1 and #2:
Nominees: Jessie-Jane and Cor Glanaethwy
Banished: Cor Glanaethwy (50.42%)

Weeks #3 and #4:
Nominees: Entity Allstars, Jessie-Jane, and UDI
Banished: Entity Allstars (38.56%)

Weeks #5 and #6:
Nominees: Jessie-Jane, UDI, and Isaac
Banished: Jessie-Jane (39.92%)

Weeks #7 and #8:
Nominees: UDI and The Neales
Banished: The Neales (54.2%)

Weeks #9 and #10:
Nominees: Old Men Grooving, Jules and Matisse, and Calum
Banished: Jules and Matisse (35.51%)

Week #11:
Nominees: UDI and Isaac
Banished: UDI (50%)

Week #12:
Nominees: Calum and Boyband
Banished: Calum (54.5%)

Week #13:
Nominees: Old Men Grooving and Isaac
Banished: Old Men Grooving (50.39%)

Week #14:
Nominees: Jamie, Danny, and Isaac
Banished: Jamie (38.24%)

Finale:
Third Place: Isaac (26.24%)
Second Place: Danny (31.19%)
First Place: Boyband (42.54%)

[Lostie!]

Just thought I'd do one with this year's BGT finalists. :laugh:

http://i.imgur.com/M6PuSxQ.png

Placements:
http://i.imgur.com/9FdcIW8.png

Weekly Summary:

Weeks #1 and #2:
Nominees: Jessie-Jane and Cor Glanaethwy
Banished: Cor Glanaethwy (50.42%)

Weeks #3 and #4:
Nominees: Entity Allstars, Jessie-Jane, and UDI
Banished: Entity Allstars (38.56%)

Weeks #5 and #6:
Nominees: Jessie-Jane, UDI, and Isaac
Banished: Jessie-Jane (39.92%)

Weeks #7 and #8:
Nominees: UDI and The Neales
Banished: The Neales (54.2%)

Weeks #9 and #10:
Nominees: Old Men Grooving, Jules and Matisse, and Calum
Banished: Jules and Matisse (35.51%)

Week #11:
Nominees: UDI and Isaac
Banished: UDI (50%)

Week #12:
Nominees: Calum and Boyband
Banished: Calum (54.5%)

Week #13:
Nominees: Old Men Grooving and Isaac
Banished: Old Men Grooving (50.39%)

Week #14:
Nominees: Jamie, Danny, and Isaac
Banished: Jamie (38.24%)

Finale:
Third Place: Isaac (26.24%)
Second Place: Danny (31.19%)
First Place: Boyband (42.54%)


Justice for Jules and Matisse! :hmph:

[Lostie!]

The Hunger Games with the housemates of CBB9 and CBB13, coming soon. :cool:

http://i.imgur.com/VFyw5OS.png

[Pete.]

Perched for Luisa's scalping

[Lostie!]

Placements:
http://i.imgur.com/T8YkDDr.png

Table:
http://i.imgur.com/w25vrVF.png

[Ashley.]

This doesn't work for me. None of the links are clickable.

[Ross.]

Placements:
http://i.imgur.com/T8YkDDr.png

Table:
http://i.imgur.com/w25vrVF.png

justice for Linda </3

[MB.]

My impact?

hp8KR8XCLBI

[Pete.]

Big Brother Canada 3 simulator is coming next week :love:

[MB.]

(on the subject of BBCan3, I did a table using its format but with random.org making all of the decisions because apparently I'm that impatient. It worked out kinda well?)

http://i.imgur.com/YalZ8UZ.png

[Pete.]

Ashleigh vs Aisleyne nnn

[Pete.]

Charley the returning goddess :love:

[reece(:]

Returning kween Charley

[Lostie!]

BBUS with the original BB8 girls. :cool:

Placements:
http://i.imgur.com/VBzcj9t.png

Table:
http://i.imgur.com/ILCsbr3.png
http://i.imgur.com/PlNjSqc.png

Fan Favourite:
http://i.imgur.com/RNmWlLy.png

:fan:

[Jack_]

rofl @ Chanelle voting for Charley

omg can you imagine the jury questions if this was real life tho :flutter:

[MB.]

#JusticeForNicky

[Lostie!]

rofl @ Chanelle voting for Charley

omg can you imagine the jury questions if this was real life tho :flutter:

Amanda: My question's for Laura. Laura, do you like pink?
Laura: Not really.
*votes for Charley*

[Ashley.]

Ashleigh vs Aisleyne nnn

That would be confusing when it comes to jury voting. :laugh:

"I'm going to vote for Aisleyne"
"Ashleigh?"
"Aisleyne."
"Ashleigh?"
"Aisleyne."
"Ashleigh?"
"Aisleyne."

[Pete.]

rofl @ Chanelle voting for Charley

omg can you imagine the jury questions if this was real life tho :flutter:
Carole: Why should I vote for you Charley when you did zero housework
Charley: Don't talk **** Carole, I swept the floors! I can't help it if I'm a south London IT girl and everyone's jealous of me

[MB.]

BB Canada 2:

http://i.imgur.com/3R7pwdE.png

Results:

http://i.imgur.com/CXGwZrX.png

http://i.imgur.com/f4VSC6K.png

Anick, Ika, Allison and Jon all finishing in the same position :worry: Kyle going from second out to second place :worry: Paul the comp beast and third place kween :worry:

[Pete.]

No justice for Ika

[Lostie!]

Poor Anick. Again. :sad:

[reece(:]

Anick can't catch a break </3

[Lostie!]

So I'm more than a little obsessed with doing these, don't judge me. :fan:

BB14 US re-do. :cool:

Placements:
http://i.imgur.com/XezxxbS.png

America's Favourite:
http://i.imgur.com/soIv2Q2.png

Table:
http://i.imgur.com/dVSAaix.png
http://i.imgur.com/F41FxYF.png
http://i.imgur.com/mDEzyyN.png

[Pete.]

Janelle & Britney's Power Alliance Trip Week

When can Armageddon

[Margarine.]

how do you get the UK housemates bc I forgot

[Lostie!]

how do you get the UK housemates bc I forgot

On BB1 and BB16 (and the Template season under Big Brother Revamp) click on Custom on Simulate drop-down list. On the others you have to click on Personal and add them manually.

If that makes sense, I'm terrible at explaining things. :joker:

[MB.]

how do you get the UK housemates bc I forgot

Custom (only for revamp series and templates)

[MB.]

On BB1 and BB16 (and the Template season under Big Brother Revamp) click on Custom on Simulate drop-down list. On the others you have to click on Personal and add them manually.

If that makes sense, I'm terrible at explaining things. :joker:

(what he said)

[Pete.]

how do you get the UK housemates bc I forgot
Update your OP Hayden

http://i.minus.com/iYx4OGhIsMyC0.gif

[Margarine.]

thank you both x

[MB.]

The new BB Canada simulator's coming before Tuesday

(probably)

[Pete.]

The new BB Canada simulator's coming before Tuesday

(probably)
Here for it

[MB.]

I just made a version of BBUS12 with the BBUK4 cast but I'm too ashamed to post it. To give you a bit of an idea, Gos won.

[Pete.]

But did Anouska slay?

[Shaun]

I just made a version of BBUS12 with the BBUK4 cast

living for the weekend?

[Lostie!]

Is it sad that I keep checking back for this BBCAN3 one? :whistle:

I might do a BB hosts one. :laugh:

[MB.]

living for the weekend?

Shaun knows

[Lostie!]

I'm reading back some of the earlier pages in fits of laughter, I need to start adding custom events. :laugh:

[Lostie!]

BB Host special (the main show hosts of BBs UK, Australia, US and Canada). I included Dermot because he was the main host of BBCH.

http://i.imgur.com/2ymZpAC.png

Table:

http://i.imgur.com/8EVSbTr.png
http://i.imgur.com/y8wy3Wu.png

:smug:

[MB.]

Mess @ Kyle

[MB.]

(Emma nominating Brian and Davina two weeks in a row <3)

[Lostie!]

Thought I'd re-do the first two Canadian seasons before they put up season 3. :whistle:

Placements:
http://i.imgur.com/iZoPM6E.png

Table:
http://i.imgur.com/zsQGWI3.png
http://i.imgur.com/s9lq1En.png
http://i.imgur.com/200ocht.png

Fan Favourite:
http://i.imgur.com/1gDCgFC.png

Suzette getting so far. :clap1:

[Pete.]

(Emma nominating Brian and Davina two weeks in a row <3)
Pressed?

[Pete.]

Where's the DWUW video BBCAN 3 simulator omg

[Lostie!]

I did BB16 with the BBUS format because why not? :fan:

Placements:
http://i.imgur.com/kluC7BY.png

Favourite:
http://i.imgur.com/Q3KnhVS.png

Table:
http://i.imgur.com/bCcu2hl.png
http://i.imgur.com/0BZwIL0.png
http://i.imgur.com/fNrVIOj.png

The winner though. :flutter:

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/943/141/6d4.gif

The eviction days are based on the end of the actual BB16 weeks, looks better than (Week 1), etc. :laugh:

[MB.]

The new BB Canada simulator's coming before Tuesday

(probably)

...maybe not.

[Pete.]

– A Big Brother Canada 3 simulator is tentatively scheduled for Tuesday night.

Sure hun

[MB.]

(the BB Canada simulator's been up for a while now if any1 still curr)

[Lostie!]

(the BB Canada simulator's been up for a while now if any1 still curr)

Sorry, I have a life now.

Am I convincing anyone? :whistle:

[Jason.]

http://i.imgur.com/kluC7BY.png

If BB16 actually worked out like this. :flutter:

[Lostie!]

http://i.imgur.com/kluC7BY.png

If BB16 actually worked out like this. :flutter:

I only just noticed that's the one I did, for a second I was like "Gosh, your results turned out similar to mine". :joker:

[Pete.]

(the BB Canada simulator's been up for a while now if any1 still curr)
Finally

[MB.]

The I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here cast's been added.




By which I mean one season of the US version.

[Pete.]

The I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here cast's been added.




By which I mean one season of the US version.
Slayy

[Headie]

BB17 cast with the BB16 format

http://i.snag.gy/cY7Mc.jpg

[Lostie!]

I'm gonna do the BB17 cast with the BBCAN 3 format. :wink:

[MB.]

A bunch of new people including Pamela Anderson have been added if anyone's still out there.

[LukeB]

i'm doing BBCAN3 with BB17.. Jace got evicted 1st and Da'Vonne got evicted 2nd :omgno:

[MB.]

If Audrey was next then I'm asking you for the lottery numbers.

[LukeB]

No it was John :worry: (Audrey is a production favourite so she won't go anytime soon i think)

[Lostie!]

I still need to do that, I started a couple of times and never finished. :laugh:

[LukeB]

http://i.imgur.com/iTpZoLX.png?1


(john was 3rd evicted but won the returnee comp)

[Amy Jade]

I can't fathom this site anymore. I can't add more people or edit the cast welp

[MB.]

I can't fathom this site anymore. I can't add more people or edit the cast welp

Which one do you want to do? :laugh:

[Pete.]

i'm doing BBCAN3 with BB17.. Jace got evicted 1st and Da'Vonne got evicted 2nd :omgno:
Spooky

[Shaun]

i got bored so decided to do an allstars thing (yes i know some of the casting choices are odd especially given who made the final but let me live)

(also this was my first time making a table, so idk)

http://i.imgur.com/OP1M04k.png

http://i.imgur.com/cRQ68Gv.png

http://i.imgur.com/Orjwn6y.png
slay mama nush!!!!!

also kinda loling @ the sausagefest of it all... Anouska, Helen & Lisa finished as the fans' favourite three, with Daniel 4th, Kemal 7th, and the other final five in the bottom three :worry:

[Shaun]

because sleep is for pussies

and because aaron & harriet didn't deserve to be cast anyway

http://i.imgur.com/ZAjhloF.png
ok maybe this series was doomed from the start

http://i.imgur.com/dgMsvor.png
http://i.imgur.com/e0dEq1I.png
http://i.imgur.com/OSWkZqm.png

cristian using his veto every time just because <3
sam being saved pretty much every week as per real life <3
adjoa keeping the black-girl-fans happy with her competition slaying <3
joel getting evicted so early on <3
eileen outlasting her judas simon <3
the idea of simon being taken to america's hearts <3
marc going first <3
danny not doing a single damned thing <3 so true to life

harry ending up with no fans whatsoever </3
nobody pressing that damned button and jade's eviction being real </3
two of my faves facing the 2nd eviction and throwing the entire game into disrepute </3
nick in general </3

[Jason.]

because sleep is for pussies

and because aaron & harriet didn't deserve to be cast anyway

http://i.imgur.com/ZAjhloF.png
ok maybe this series was doomed from the start

http://i.imgur.com/dgMsvor.png
http://i.imgur.com/e0dEq1I.png
http://i.imgur.com/OSWkZqm.png

cristian using his veto every time just because <3
sam being saved pretty much every week as per real life <3
adjoa keeping the black-girl-fans happy with her competition slaying <3
joel getting evicted so early on <3
eileen outlasting her judas simon <3
the idea of simon being taken to america's hearts <3
marc going first <3
danny not doing a single damned thing <3 so true to life

harry ending up with no fans whatsoever </3
nobody pressing that damned button and jade's eviction being real </3
two of my faves facing the 2nd eviction and throwing the entire game into disrepute </3
nick in general </3

Eh? Harriet and Aaron deserved to be in the cast way more than Danny and Cristian. Especially Harriet, over two fame-hungry mongs - both of which offered zilch in terms entertainment or talking points.

Disappointed in you Shaun. :nono:
But we all know that won't last. :):love:

[LukeB]

:whistle:
http://i.imgur.com/Arpzhj3.png?1
http://i.imgur.com/ywYCbqI.png

[LukeB]

the fact that victoria won this :flutter:

[Nick.]

BB16 UK VS BB17 US Hunger Games

http://i.imgur.com/dViX63B.png

Summary

The Bloodbath
Eileen decapitates Aaron with a sword.
Harry Amelia and Audrey threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.
Becky snaps Sam's neck.
Clay stabs Vanessa while her back is turned.
Nick sets an explosive off, killing Marc, Jackie, and Da'Vonne.

Day 1
Simon dies from hunger.
Nick bashes Shelli's head against a rock several times.

Night 1
Austin, Becky, John, Jack, and Jason track down and kill Meg.

Day 2
Austin pushes Kieran off a cliff during a knife fight.
Clay falls into a pit and dies.
Julia forces Chloe to kill Jade or Cristian. She decides to kill Cristian.

Night 2
Austin dies from thirst.
Liz, Becky, and Danny get into a fight. Becky triumphantly kills them both.

Day 3
John taints Nick's food, killing him.
Steve bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

Night 3
No deaths occurred.

Day 4
Jack is unable to convince Joel to not kill him.
James, John, Jason, and Jeff track down and kill Jade.

Night 4
Harriet stabs Becky while her back is turned.
Joel silently snaps Jeff's neck.

Day 5
Sally's trap kills Joel.

Night 5
Adjoa stabs Sarah while her back is turned.

The Feast
Chloe kills Sally as she tries to run.
Adjoa bashes John's head in with a mace.
Amy falls into a pit and dies.
Harriet tracks down and kills Jace.

Day 6
Julia repeatedly stabs James to death with sais.

Night 6
Jason dies trying to escape the arena.

Day 7
No deaths occurred.

Night 7
No deaths occurred.

Day 8
Chloe unknowingly eats toxic berries.

Night 8
Eileen accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.

Day 9
No deaths occurred.

Night 9
Harriet is unable to convince Adjoa to not kill her.
Julia dies of dysentery.
The winner is Adjoa from District 5!

Final Positions

http://i.imgur.com/tNNFYeG.png

[MB.]

Big Brother Canada: Celebrities Who Were Already on the Simulator So I Thought I Might as Well Include Them Edition

Cast:

http://i.imgur.com/et2cK7p.png

Results:

http://i.imgur.com/wKtMA3Y.png

http://i.imgur.com/Q3nb1HL.png

Notes and stuff:

-Canada loves sassy black women but hates gays. Who knew?
-Not Bill Nye the Science Guy randomly being the house pariah (over the fat Kardashian as well. For shame)
-You may have been one of the first men on the moon but take one giant leap into hating on the trans and the lesbian why don'cha, Buzz?
-No, wait, scrap that, Buzz Aldrin won a HoH competition?!
-Well I've got no idea what went on with Scherzy nominating one of her own alliance and then none of them bothering to save her so let's just say everyone was drunk that week
-An all black girl final two. When will reality?
-lol @ Bristol Palin('s existence)

[Jason.]

Big Brother Canada: Celebrities Who Were Already on the Simulator So I Thought I Might as Well Include Them Edition

Cast:

http://i.imgur.com/et2cK7p.png

Results:

http://i.imgur.com/wKtMA3Y.png

http://i.imgur.com/Q3nb1HL.png

Notes and stuff:

-Canada loves sassy black women but hates gays. Who knew?
-Not Bill Nye the Science Guy randomly being the house pariah (over the fat Kardashian as well. For shame)
-You may have been one of the first men on the moon but take one giant leap into hating on the trans and the lesbian why don'cha, Buzz?
-No, wait, scrap that, Buzz Aldrin won a HoH competition?!
-Well I've got no idea what went on with Scherzy nominating one of her own alliance and then none of them bothering to save her so let's just say everyone was drunk that week
-An all black girl final two. When will reality?
-lol @ Bristol Palin('s existence)

Brandy :love:

[MB.]

(oh and Hope was Canada's favourite but nobody cares about that)

[Ashley.]

i'm doing BBCAN3 with BB17.. Jace got evicted 1st and Da'Vonne got evicted 2nd :omgno:

You've doomed us all. :omgno:

[Ashley.]

Twistless BB16; I tried to be as accurate as possible as to popularity and stuff.
http://s15.postimg.org/ukbmeueez/Screen_Shot_2015_07_08_at_22_56_54.png

[MB.]

Slay a bit Eileen

(did you not include Simon in the simulator then?)

[Ashley.]

Slay a bit Eileen

(did you not include Simon in the simulator then?)

Nah, evicting him on Day 1 was the only thing that Channel 5 did right and they reversed it, so I reversed it back. :joker:

[Lostie!]

The Apprentice BBUS: Coming soon. :cool:

http://i.imgur.com/jna2s5a.png

[Dominic]

Guys, none of your imgur photos show up for me....

On BB1 and BB16 (and the Template season under Big Brother Revamp) click on Custom on Simulate drop-down list. On the others you have to click on Personal and add them manually.

If that makes sense, I'm terrible at explaining things. :joker:

Lol one month reply, but you can click personal, and you can select the show and contestant from BBUK for any season.

[MB.]

The Apprentice BBUS: Coming soon. :cool:

http://i.imgur.com/jna2s5a.png

Here's what happened when I did an Apprentice BB15 a while back:

http://i.imgur.com/HMKdpfw.png

(oh and it's only Lostie's old photos that don't seem to show up for me)

[Lostie!]

Oh yeah, I cleared out my Ingur the other day so all my old ones will have vanished. :laugh:

[MB.]

#Justice4LostiesTables

[Lostie!]

May they rest in peace in the Imgur abyss. </3

[Shaun]

Coming soon... the 'idk let's just choose someone from every show' edition...

http://oi57.tinypic.com/mhea0.jpg

http://oi61.tinypic.com/10zu0zd.jpg

(cba making a table for this bc 18 players but hey)

HAHAHAAHAHAHAA THEY EVICTED THE CHILD FIRST

http://oi58.tinypic.com/2d0jqir.jpg

[MB.]

I'm pretty sure Cody is going to be the next Hitler

[reece(:]

not BO Dawn

[MB.]

Wait wait I thought of a better one

Poor Tom being voted out first </3

Is... is that good

[Shaun]

:joker:

Left my laptop upstairs but Janice Dickinson beat Gary Hewy in the final.

[Shaun]

http://oi61.tinypic.com/2a4zrpd.jpg

[MB.]

Hold onto your wigs because I'm about to do one with some random people from Big Brother Brazil. Get ready to stan Agustinho Mendonça!!!!!!

[Lostie!]

Hold onto your wigs because I'm about to do one with some random people from Big Brother Brazil. Get ready to stan Agustinho Mendonça!!!!!!

Ermagherd KWEEN!!!!

[Shaun]

taking an introduction to Portuguese course just so I can stan ha properly

[MB.]

Turns out Agustinho just slayed so much that he failed the pre-series drug test so

Anyway, el casto:

http://i.imgur.com/aS3LTb8.png

#TeamNorberto

[Lostie!]

Cristiano reminds me of BB13 Scott. :laugh:

[MB.]

http://i.imgur.com/9bjBEhF.png

http://i.imgur.com/eSBxUga.png

Yeah I'm beginning to see a pattern here

[Headie]

Solange ftw

[Lostie!]

Elane throwing the competitions to not seem like a threat. :clap1:

[MB.]

Solange ftw

You're in luck!

http://i.imgur.com/gO4BSZE.png

(yeah no she was evicted first)

[MB.]

wHAT KIND OF SORCERY

http://i.imgur.com/AtxC98H.png

[Lostie!]

I genuinely love Elane already.

[MB.]

Spoiler: so far she's kind of the kind of the big womanly butter in a douche bro alliance sandwich :/

Extra spoiler: well she was until one of the douche bros was just evicted

[MB.]

But she's just redeemed herself with the greatest feat of human endurance in Big Brother history! (in a HoH comp that involves chocolate, of course)

http://i.imgur.com/ErWUshL.png

6th! I feel like a proud parent.

[MB.]

It's week three. Two of the house outcasts have been nominated for eviction. One will go.

http://i.imgur.com/N6Xifgz.png

(cliffhanger teas)

[MB.]

(I'm dragging this out too much aren't I)

[MB.]

http://i.imgur.com/Z2hXFCj.png

yass kween fool the competition and get a bonus prize when you ope-

http://i.imgur.com/1DvaUfU.png

oh

http://i.imgur.com/P7iH6cM.png

double oh

[MB.]

http://i.imgur.com/Bb0dCTs.png

RIP </3

[MB.]

(ha 90-year old dusty bones somehow won a physical comp last week too, don't ask)

[MB.]

wHAT KIND OF SORCERY

http://i.imgur.com/AtxC98H.png

iT HAPPENED AGAIN

[Jason.]

What is happening here?

[MB.]

What is happening here?

History, my friend. History.

[MB.]

I have just received some awful news from Rio de Janeiro (or w/e idk):

http://i.imgur.com/OQDP23S.png

Curse Maria having a rando unbreakable bond with Kelly that nobody knew about until now, not even Maria or Kelly

[Lostie!]

iT HAPPENED AGAIN


Yes Elane hunny :clap1:

[Lostie!]

Did you add the "explosive speech" event yourself? :laugh:

[MB.]

TMZ exclusive: the final three are all in an alliance zomg what a fix

http://i.imgur.com/PxXUGlK.png

But will it be Scott Mason look-a-like/Craig to Daniel's Anthony/other details I've just made up Cristiano, comp kween Felipe or bitchy backstabbing beloved mother of the house Mara who wins?!?!?!?!

Spoiler: it's not Elane

(also 'Alliance #4' is a great name for an alliance isn't it)

[MB.]

Did you add the "explosive speech" event yourself? :laugh:

Nope. Our pal Norbert brings the dramz naturally.

[MB.]

The winner? Not this 'un.

http://i.imgur.com/6bUFUyh.png

[MB.]

(who also gives an explosive speech. Copying granddad Norbs much?!?!)

[Lostie!]

Scotiano to win :clap1:

Elane though </3

[MB.]

The jury's made its decision. Here's Elane's vote, with all the decorum, grace and sportsmanship you'd expec-

http://i.imgur.com/3mcdY99.png

-oh

(slay me queen <3 <3 <3)

[Lostie!]

The jury's made its decision. Here's Elane's vote, with all the decorum, grace and sportsmanship you'd expec-

http://i.imgur.com/3mcdY99.png

-oh

(slay me queen <3 <3 <3)

Omg :joker::joker:

[MB.]

And now to reveal the winner of the grand prize of five whole Brazilian dollars (on this show's budget, that's quite something. It's filmed in a car park) (in Runcorn)

*drum roll*

*Elane rolls*

...

http://i.imgur.com/SiQeuL6.png

WORST SERIES EVAH

[MB.]

But of course none of that matters, because it's time for Queen Elane to take her rightful title of fan favour-

http://i.imgur.com/x08wgFG.png

...maybe next time.

[MB.]

Here are those final results again, if you weren't looking the first time around or something:

http://i.imgur.com/xeO0pHX.png

http://i.imgur.com/gPNxN7q.png

Final popularity
82: Daniel
72: Marcello
70: Viviane
69: Andressa
67: Cristiano
60: Elane
58: Maria
58: Kelly
42: Mara
40: João Carvalho
39: Felipe
39: Norberto
28: Rodrigo
26: Solange

Do join us next time for the first series of Big Brother Albania!*

(*n.b. this isn't going to be a thing)

[MB.]

(****ing Brazil)

[MB.]

Oh and here's the weekly summary because why not, if you've read through all this crap you'll read through anything:

Week #1:
Head of Household: Andressa
Nominees: Elane and Maria
Veto Players: Andressa, Elane, Maria, Felipe, Marcello, and Viviane
Veto Winner: Maria
Veto Used: Yes on Maria
Replacement: Solange
Final Nominees: Elane and Solange
Evicted: Solange (8-3)

Week #2:
Head of Household: Viviane
Nominees: Daniel and Marcello
Veto Players: Viviane, Daniel, Marcello, Maria, Elane, and Felipe
Veto Winner: Elane
Veto Used: Yes on Daniel
Replacement: Andressa
Final Nominees: Andressa and Marcello
Evicted: Marcello (8-2)

Week #3:
Head of Household: Felipe
Nominees: Elane and João Carvalho
Veto Players: Felipe, Elane, João Carvalho, Mara, Kelly, and Maria
Veto Winner: Mara
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Elane and João Carvalho
Evicted: João Carvalho (5-4)

Week #4:
Head of Household: Norberto
Nominees: Daniel and Viviane
Veto Players: Norberto, Daniel, Viviane, Kelly, Andressa, and Cristiano
Veto Winner: Kelly
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Daniel and Viviane
Evicted: Viviane (5-3)

Week #5:
Head of Household: Felipe
Nominees: Elane and Daniel
Veto Players: Felipe, Elane, Daniel, Cristiano, Norberto, and Andressa
Veto Winner: Daniel
Veto Used: Yes on Daniel
Replacement: Norberto
Final Nominees: Elane and Norberto
Evicted: Norberto (4-3)

Week #6:
Head of Household: Rodrigo
Nominees: Cristiano and Elane
Veto Players: Rodrigo, Cristiano, Elane, Felipe, Maria, and Kelly
Veto Winner: Elane
Veto Used: Yes on Elane
Replacement: Andressa
Final Nominees: Cristiano and Andressa
Evicted: Andressa (4-2)

Week #7:
Head of Household: Maria
Nominees: Mara and Daniel
Veto Players: Maria, Mara, Daniel, Felipe, Cristiano, and Kelly
Veto Winner: Cristiano
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Mara and Daniel
Evicted: Daniel (3-2)

Week #8:
Head of Household: Felipe
Nominees: Elane and Maria
Veto Players: Felipe, Elane, Maria, Cristiano, Rodrigo, and Kelly
Veto Winner: Felipe
Veto Used: Yes on Maria
Replacement: Kelly
Final Nominees: Elane and Kelly
Evicted: Elane (3-1)

Week #9:
Head of Household: Mara
Nominees: Maria and Kelly
Veto Players: Mara, Maria, Kelly, Cristiano, Felipe, and Rodrigo
Veto Winner: Kelly
Veto Used: Yes on Kelly
Replacement: Felipe
Final Nominees: Maria and Felipe
Evicted: Maria (2-1)

Week #10:
Head of Household: Felipe
Nominees: Mara and Rodrigo
Veto Players: Felipe, Mara, Rodrigo, Cristiano, and Kelly
Veto Winner: Mara
Veto Used: Yes on Mara
Replacement: Kelly
Final Nominees: Kelly and Rodrigo
Evicted: Kelly (1-1)

Week #11:
Head of Household: Mara
Nominees: Rodrigo and Cristiano
Veto Players: Mara, Rodrigo, Cristiano, and Felipe
Veto Winner: Felipe
Veto Used: No
Final Nominees: Rodrigo and Cristiano
Evicted: Rodrigo (1-0)

Final HoH:
Part 1 Winner: Mara
Part 2 Winner: Felipe
Part 3 Winner: Felipe
Final Nominees: Cristiano and Mara
Evicted: Mara

Finale:
Finalists: Cristiano and Felipe
Winner: Felipe
Fan Favorite: Daniel

More importantly, I've just found out that Elane was 18(!) during her series. Which, granted, was twelve years ago, but still, I always imagined her as the Brazillian answer to Heather Trott or sumthink. And if that's the answer, god only knows what the question would be.

[Lostie!]

Elane, Norberto and Cristiano for All Stars. :fan:

[MB.]

João Carvalho shade?

(yes of course I copied and pasted that)

[MB.]

Big Brother Brazil Episode II: Attack of the Clones

http://i.imgur.com/z5f84RX.png

[MB.]

Flavio with a á is in four alliances already, the slut.

[Lostie!]

Mariza ftw. :clap1:

[MB.]

The house wasn't ready for Michelly's jelly </3

http://i.imgur.com/0eZPDmA.png

[MB.]

Mariza ftw. :clap1:

She's already smashing the comps!!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/MAHhkHN.png

[MB.]

(by 'Julie Chen', I'm guessing they mean renowned Brazillian TV host and telenovela star Juliano Chenavalianoza)

[Lostie!]

They love those explosive speeches. Norberto's impact is real. :clap1:

She's already smashing the comps!!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/MAHhkHN.png

:joker::joker:

[Ross.]

She's already smashing the comps!!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/MAHhkHN.png

Throwing the comps to avoid being a target? :flutter:

[Lostie!]

Throwing the comps to avoid being a target? :flutter:

Queen Mariza knows what to do. :clap1:

[MB.]

Throwing the comps to avoid being a target? :flutter:

...yeah... that must be it...

(Jean just flipped someone's bed and still survived eviction. Slay a bit I guess?)

[MB.]

It's time for the next HoH comp. As we all know, Mariza is a huge dog lover, and absolutely loves physical challenges. Surely this week will be her redemption, her time to shine, the week of Mariza?

http://i.imgur.com/4gABjkz.png

No, no it will not.

[MB.]

(Diogo won that one. And since he has the word 'dog' in his name, I'm calling a fix)

[Lostie!]

Which template do you use to get the explosive speeches and stuff?

[MB.]

Which template do you use to get the explosive speeches and stuff?

Big Brother Revamp --> Future Template

[MB.]

And then make sure that reasoning's on, I don't know if that makes a difference.

[Lostie!]

Thanks :flutter:

[MB.]

oh god this won't end well

http://i.imgur.com/8g8E5JC.png

[Ross.]

oh god this won't end well

http://i.imgur.com/8g8E5JC.png

I believe in her :clap1:

[MB.]

oh god this won't end well

http://i.imgur.com/8g8E5JC.png

Spoiler: it kind of did!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/7upoerB.png

(Tarciana won, they're in two alliances together, it's all fine)

[Ross.]

Spoiler: it kind of did!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/7upoerB.png

(Tarciana won, they're in two alliances together, it's all fine)

Here for her now slowly rising to the top and getting the crown. :flutter:

[Lostie!]

I like how on the Revamp templates you can switch to BBUK easily and not have to go through all that hassle of adding them manually. :flutter:

[MB.]

Jean's bed-flipping antics have done him in. A week late.

But none of that matters because Mariza's safe!!!! (...she wasn't nominated, but still. Yay)

[Lostie!]

Which version of BB is this btw? I actually want to go and find out how Mariza did irl. :laugh:

[MB.]

Slay those jugs Mariza :clap1:

http://i.imgur.com/4yh7bfz.png

Which version of BB is this btw? I actually want to go and find out how Mariza did irl. :laugh:

All seasons of Big Brother Brazil. For comparison, Elane came second(!) in her season.

[Lostie!]

Slay those jugs Mariza :clap1:

http://i.imgur.com/4yh7bfz.png



All seasons of Big Brother Brazil. For comparison, Elane came second(!) in her season.

Omg Elane I'm so proud of her. :clap1:

Mariza came 5th, not too bad either. :clap2:

[Lostie!]

I'm gonna do BB11 on the BBUS Revamped template. :love:

Oh yeah, I got bored of that Apprentice one I was doing. :fan:

[MB.]

Mauricio's out. A nation does whatever the Portuguese for 'shrug' is.

[Lostie!]

Caoimhe and Sunshine are in an alliance. :fan:

[MB.]

HoH UPDATE - MARIZA WON!!!!

is what I'd say if that bitch Josiane didn't beat her. But continue to slay a bit :clap2:

[Lostie!]

http://i.imgur.com/Ov68e5B.png

I am SHOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lostie!]

HoH UPDATE - MARIZA WON!!!!

is what I'd say if that bitch Josiane didn't beat her. But continue to slay a bit :clap2:

I knew she had it in her. :clap1:

[Ross.]

HoH UPDATE - MARIZA WON!!!!

is what I'd say if that bitch Josiane didn't beat her. But continue to slay a bit :clap2:

The true comp queen will arrive soon. :clap1:

[MB.]

VETO UPDATE - MARIZA WON!!!!

is what I'd say if that bitch Natalia didn't win it instead. But still, two second places in a row :clap2:

[Lostie!]

http://i.imgur.com/NLQEtKl.png

Here for Angry Ben. :clap1:

[MB.]

Carlos is out. Guess what type of speech he made.

[Lostie!]

http://i.imgur.com/WaNVqTh.png

http://i.imgur.com/koSGRda.png

http://i.imgur.com/iObMSxQ.png

Ben is having a bad week.

[Lostie!]

Carlos is out. Guess what type of speech he made.

Calm and understanding?

[MB.]

(as a result, there's now a Mariza-Natalia-Tarciana alliance that you may stan of your own accord)

[MB.]

Calm and understanding?

I think that's what explosive means, yes.

[MB.]

Ben is having a bad week.

Join the club.

http://i.imgur.com/kTcISMt.png

[Lostie!]

http://i.imgur.com/KeciiOK.png

Yep, Ben actually tried to get John James (the other nominee and veto winner) to use the veto on him because he's less of a threat than ... himself.

[MB.]

You know what I was saying about bad weeks?

http://i.imgur.com/7hUCcT8.png

[Lostie!]

:joker:

[Ross.]

Doing a BB14 version, perched for Jackie Travers to control the game. :clap1:

[Lostie!]

Doing a BB14 version, perched for Jackie Travers to control the game. :clap1:

Here for that. :clap1:

Mama Travers dancing her way to victory. :love:

[Lostie!]

So Ben was evicted but he left the house "in good spirits". Bless ha.

[MB.]

gUYS SIT DOWN A MINUTE

GUESS WHAT HAPPENED

[MB.]

So Ben was evicted but he left the house "in good spirits". Bless ha.

well that's awful but MARIZA DIDN'T COME LAST IN A COMPETITION!!!!

(she also won something called a 'head of household'? idk)

http://i.imgur.com/vZUfd1u.png

[Lostie!]

:clap1: :flutter:

[Lostie!]

Omg, Corin seems to have clocked the Caoimhe / Sunshine alliance because she nominated them both.

Oh, and this is quite unsettling:

http://i.imgur.com/63RpL6e.png

Androids? :worry:

[MB.]

Alan is now nominated for the third time in a row. Will he survive or will he be ousted over inappropriate comment-maker and Only Black Girl I Think Priscila?!?!?!

[MB.]

(spoiler: he didn't survive)

[Ross.]

Jackie finished 5th in the first HoH, flying under that radar. :clap1:

Charlie won so she'll be safe for this week. :clap1:

[Lostie!]

Caoimhe and Sunshine state why they should be saved.

Caoimhe: I am a loyal player.

Sunshine thanks everyone for making the stay enjoyable.

What a sweetie though. <3

[MB.]

Jackie finished 5th in the first HoH, flying under that radar. :clap1:

Charlie won so she'll be safe for this week. :clap1:

Slay a bit Jackie Travers :clap1:

What a sweetie though. <3

Kween Sunshine

[Ross.]

POV:
Charlie draws Gina to participate.

Jack and Joe draws Callum to participate.

Dexter draws Dan to participate.

Slay it Gina. :clap1:

[MB.]

Priscila's the only member of the final 7 not to be in an alliance. This bodes well for her.

[Pete.]

Not MB's BB coverage being more entertaining than any actual producers http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/brazil/03/elane.png

[Ross.]

Jack and Joe and Dexter state why they should be saved.

Jack and Joe: It just makes sense for me to save myself.

Dexter: I am less of a challenge threat than Jack and Joe.

Jack and Joe uses the Power of Veto on himself.

Jack and Joe: I want to stay safe.

Charlie names Sallie as the replacement.

Sorry, Sallie, but we are not connected very well.

There was no veto replacement.

Final nominees are Sallie and Dexter.

Not Sallie being Week 1 boot again?

[MB.]

...this thing writes itself, doesn't it?

http://i.imgur.com/c4fRHsF.png

[MB.]

Not MB's BB coverage being more entertaining than any actual producers http://www.brantsteele.com/bigbrother/images/brazil/03/elane.png

Spill it a bit

[Ross.]

Jackie: I vote to evict Dexter.

Jackie considers Dexter a greater overall threat.

Gameplaying Queen :clap1:

[Lostie!]

http://i.imgur.com/whzw4tz.png

Plot twist or what?

[Lostie!]

Sunshine evicted. </3

But omg yas she gave an explosive speech and stormed out of the house. :clap1:

[Ross.]

By a vote of 7 to 4...

Dexter, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.

He wishes everyone good luck and leaves the house.

Sallie slaying the vote and fighting on. :clap1:

[Pete.]

...this thing writes itself, doesn't it?

http://i.imgur.com/c4fRHsF.png
Goddess comp queen?

[Ross.]

Jackie Travers in an alliance with Gina, Hazel and Charlie. :clap1:

[Ross.]

Jackie coming third in the second HoH. :flutter:

Wolfy won but we'll ignore that

[Lostie!]

Jackie Travers in an alliance with Gina, Hazel and Charlie. :clap1:

I hope they backstab Gina and flawlessly make it to the final 3. :love:

[Ross.]

I hope they backstab Gina and flawlessly make it to the final 3. :love:

No Jackie and Gina need to make a F2 deal. :flutter:

Sam does not use the Power of Veto.

Sophie is slightly upset.

Jack and Joe are very upset.

Final nominees are Sophie and Jack and Joe.

[Lostie!]

Caoimhe's gone from nominee twice in a row to HoH. That comeback. :clap1:

[MB.]

Goddess comp queen?

Well she just nominated Mariza so no not really

[Ross.]

Jackie holds a house meeting to apologize for her behaviour in the house. It is well received.


Wolfy invents a new game. The house is thrilled to have something new to do.


A banner flies over the backyard reading: "Callum is NOT to be trusted!"


Yas play that social game Jackie. :clap1:

Idk what she did wrong tho :worry:

[MB.]

Panic over.

http://i.imgur.com/PfuGJhh.png

[Ross.]

Sophie and Jack and Joe wait for eviction results.

By a vote of 7 to 3...

Jack and Joe, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.

They leave the house in good spirits.


Not them backstabbing Jack and Joe and letting floater Sophie through?

[Ross.]

Panic over.

http://i.imgur.com/PfuGJhh.png

:flutter:

[Ross.]

Hazel won Week 3 HoH, Jackie safe for another week because of their alliance. :clap1:

[MB.]

A Hazel-Jackie alliance sounds glorious.

[Ross.]

Hazel has nominated Sam and Dan.

Hazel: Sorry, Sam, but we are not connected very well. Also, Dan, I feel less close to you than the others.

Sam is very upset.

Dan is too angry too speak.

Dan in the actual house teas :worry:

[Ross.]

A Hazel-Jackie alliance sounds glorious.

It's slaying atm. :clap1:

[Ross.]

Dan draws Jackie to participate.

Get that PoV Jackie. :clap1:

[MB.]

Stop fighting kweens </3

http://i.imgur.com/yprwScu.png

[Ross.]

By a vote of 6 to 3...

Sam, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.

He wishes everyone good luck and leaves the house.

(Dan won the Veto and saved himself, Hazel put Sophie up)

I can't at floater Sophie constantly getting saved in this lmao

[Ross.]

Oop she's just won the fourth HoH. :laugh:

Sophie has nominated Gina and Jemima.

</3

Jemima draws Jackie to participate in PoV.

:clap1:

Daley does not use the Power of Veto.

</3

[Lostie!]

http://i.imgur.com/dpiGcLK.png

Lmao, the shade.

[MB.]

The Mariza-Natalia-Tarciana alliance is no more </3 Also all good things must come to an end, right?

http://i.imgur.com/2Sa7OpS.png

[Lostie!]

Oh, and Caoimhe just survived her third nomination in four weeks. :fan:

[Ross.]

Welp Sophie just survived another eviction and Dan got evicted, they're all turning on their alliances and Sophie is just floating through. :laugh:

[MB.]

At least the veto comp went better!

http://i.imgur.com/WyGx5wB.png

[Ross.]

Sophie vs. Jackie in the next eviction after Daley used the PoV on himself and Gina named Jackie as the replacement, the F2 deal is over </3

Mariza-Natalia-Tarciana alliance teas?

[Ross.]

By a vote of 4 to 2...

Jackie, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.

She says a quick goodbye and leaves.

The nation's sweetheart falls </3 </3 </3

[MB.]

Yas Mariza get that D

http://i.imgur.com/kSzgZHv.png

[MB.]

(Jackie Travers </3)

[MB.]

http://i.imgur.com/RpCcyGv.png

Over That Bitch Josiane as well. For shame.

[Ross.]

Lmao Sophie has literally been up for every eviction since Week 2, no one trusts her but they keep saving her <3

Well...until now

Sophie and Sallie wait for eviction results.

By a vote of 4 to 1...

Sophie, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.

She wishes everyone good luck and leaves the house.

[MB.]

Still, get that final 5 Mariza :clap1:

[Ross.]

Slay the Gina-Hazel-andusedtobeJackieuntiltheyturnedonher alliance got the biggest threat Daley out. :clap1:

[MB.]

Filled with a new-found confidence after reaching the final five, Mariza puts her all into winning HoH at this crucial stage of the game.

http://i.imgur.com/YGhPsL1.png

[Ross.]

Charlie has nominated Callum and Gina.

Charlie: Sorry, Callum, but we are not connected very well. I'm really sorry, Gina, but I have to nominate from my alliance. I have no other options.

Callum didn't want to be nominated, but understands.

Gina is too angry too speak

Get that PoV Gina and get Charlie out next week. :clap1:

[MB.]

<3 <3 <3

http://i.imgur.com/fwATM1W.png

(Mariza's in the final 4 now. Amazing)

[Ross.]

Gina won the PoV and Charlie named Sallie (her F2 deal) as the replacement

Callum vs. Sallie - 1-2 vote = Sallie eliminated :shocked:

[Lostie!]

http://i.imgur.com/RBE9Bcp.png

The show officially loses Liam's viewership. </3

[Ross.]

Now it's Wolfy/Callum vs. Charlie/Gina for Week 11. Come on Gina. :clap1:

[MB.]

The heat is on. Mariza must win the next HoH in order to guarantee her safety and secure a spot in the final three. Will she rise to the pressure?

http://i.imgur.com/TGlkoVt.png

No, she will not.

[Ross.]

Slay it Gina won HoH but backstabbed Charlie because Charlie backstabbed her earlier in the game. clap1:

...but then she saved herself and Wolfy got put up on the block against Callum oop. :laugh:

Callum eliminated though. :clap1:

[MB.]

#Pray4Ha

http://i.imgur.com/Ru7J6eN.png

[Ross.]

Bye Charlie won the final HoH and eliminated Gina </3 backstabbing bitch

Wolfy and Charlie F2. :bored: