Big Brother 16 - May 12th Launch Show Discussion Thread - Starting at 9 PM on C5/C5HD

[Smithy]

ha no bye

[Amy Jade]

Urghh this guys annoying LAD bait

[Firewire]

he seems boring

[reece(:]

Luv Chloe

[MB.]

He seems alright but he's being overshadowed by the cars coming back welp.

[T*]

i love marlon

#stoptheracism

[Shaun]

he seems nice

[LukeB]

i love marlon

Marlon had no personality :nono:

Kieran looks like he has

[Niamh.]

I like this guy

[Adamw92]

Nooo to Kieran.

[Xtopher]

He's meh.

[Drew.]

What a guy

[Gusto Brunt]

evict now :mad:

[Drew.]

What a suit

[Margarine.]

Horrid

[Kizzy]

olly murrs? :umm2:

[YourLAEx]

Glad they're whacking them in quick.

[T*]

his outfit is disgusting

[Ammi]

..I love his laugh..:flutter:..

[LukeB]

he looks old in his picture

[Natalie.]

Loving that colour green, liking Kieran

[Firewire]

not emma getting clocked

[armand.kay]

lmao his voice

[Margarine.]

He's on crack

[Amy Jade]

Keiran and his annoying voice out first pls

[reece(:]

Sounds a bit like Audley

[Shaun]

oh I liked the blazer until I saw the back of it

[YourLAEx]

Can he fall down the stairs pls

[Smithy]

oh god what a knob

[Natalie.]

oh I liked the blazer until I saw the back of it

yeah :laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

He's on crack

Week two he will be showing his crack.

[Lostie!]

oh I liked the blazer until I saw the back of it

:joker::joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

he looks like fun.

[Kizzy]

oh I liked the blazer until I saw the back of it

It's Westwood dahling....

[drantb]

His voice! :o

[MB.]

"You smell familiar"

Slag teas

[Firewire]

tom ford?
no
oh

i love poems

[Shaun]

"you smell familiar"

Kieran been stalking poor Chloe? </3

[T*]

wee woudl i be furst?!1

[reece(:]

He seems messy, here for it

[Adamw92]

His voice is grating on me

[LukeB]

he sounds like my p.e teacher

[Amy Jade]

His voice makes me want to stab a nun

[Margarine.]

I like Chloe lmao

[Jay.]

'is that your real voice' :death:

[smudgie]

OMG..PMG...WAHHABI WAHH WAHH...
This could be fun..or not.

[Xtopher]

He sounds like Kermit and Eddie Murphy

[T*]

katie hopkins just vomited

[RichardG]

I can't tell if I like him or not :laugh:

[Jessica.]

I don't like either of them :umm2:

[LukeB]

His voice makes me want to stab a nun

:laugh: I'm use to that kind of voice

[YourLAEx]

Chloe is common as muck. She's very Channel 4 in that sense.

[Lostie!]

"Is that your real voice?" :laugh:

[Daniel.]

Simon next :amazed:

[armand.kay]

the next hm <3

[Kizzy]

katie hopkins just vomited

:joker::joker::joker:

[T*]

the sponsorship ads are quite nice and simple

[hijaxers]

Swimming tasks for sure

[Johnnyuk123]

he looks like fun.

Hi Kaz, :wavey:
He does look like fun but were only 10 mins in. Imagine a month of that voice????? :joker::joker::joker:

[reece(:]

"Is that your real voice"

Ddd

[Gusto Brunt]

Keiran and his annoying voice out first pls

they're both annoying

[Adamw92]

I know some people have seen them already but do they have to keep showing the housemates on the screen before showing their VTs?

[Josiah.]

He's kinda interesting, but I'm way too excited to see the cars back and that they're watching the doors close once the housemates are inside the house at the top of the stairs.

[Denver]

Put your hands up if simon abused you?

[LukeB]

1.Chloe
2.Kieran

so far

[Jessica.]

Both of them have annoying voices :umm2:

[Kizzy]

An Irish Caribbean... I always wanted to meet one of them :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

The last guy. No

[Johnnyuk123]

Put your hands up if simon abused you?

:hehe:

[MB.]

The next housemate's my sweepstake. I think. :suspect:

[Gusto Brunt]

Seems to be they only have one brain cell each

[Kazanne]

Hi Kaz, :wavey:
He does look like fun but were only 10 mins in. Imagine a month of that voice????? :joker::joker::joker:

Yes,early days Johnny,far too soon to find a fave it will take me weeks,I know it.lol

[Ross.]

Perched for Simons arrival

[Margarine.]

I think number 3 is my sweepstake

[YourLAEx]

Feel like this series could be class as long as there is lots of drama as well as fun

[Wobbleflop539]

Simon Next

[ruiphillips]

So far, they are both irritating as ****.

[Margarine.]

It's not his accent its the high pitched weurd thing he kept doing. Hope Eileen knifes him

Alexandra DeGale?

[MB.]

The next housemate's my sweepstake. I think. :suspect:

I think number 3 is my sweepstake

:fist:

[Firewire]

1.Chloe
2.Kieran

so far

Loving this recap

[Will.]

This launch is amazing!!! Love chloe

[SuperV]

I'm in love with Chloe <3

[Amy Jade]

Loving this recap

:laugh2:

[Jack_]

That prerecorded tour was awful and the VTs are really short, they seem to be rushing through this so far

cba to read back but anyone thinking the twist might be an instant eviction?

[Daniel.]

How is anyone disliking Queen Chloe though she scalps :flutter:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Loving this recap

:joker::joker::joker:

[YourLAEx]

Somehow excited even though I sort of know the housemates before they go in

[Wobbleflop539]

Simon next it's on there facebook page

[Ross.]

I'm getting a really good vibe from this series already. :flutter:

[Johnnyuk123]

Yes,early days Johnny,far too soon to find a fave it will take me weeks,I know it.lol

My faves are the oldies. Simon and that pensioner from BNGT. Britains NOT Got Talent.:joker::wavey:

[MB.]

598219700003348480

They've jazzed it up a bit

[Gusto Brunt]

chloe, a big gutter mouth, get her out

[Glenn.]

Loving this recap

death

[T*]

is ireland's launch delayed by an hour?!

[reece(:]

That prerecorded tour was awful and the VTs are really short, they seem to be rushing through this so far

cba to read back but anyone thinking the twist might be an instant eviction?
Hopefully not!

[LukeB]

598219700003348480

They've jazzed it up a bit

wasn't they there last year?

[Smithy]

Fashion!

Getting promo :clap1:

[Johnnyuk123]

Fake tanning babies is so so wrong.

[Gusto Brunt]

That prerecorded tour was awful and the VTs are really short, they seem to be rushing through this so far

cba to read back but anyone thinking the twist might be an instant eviction?

i wood agree

[MB.]

is ireland's launch delayed by an hour?!

They're showing the football instead.

[Shaun]

They've jazzed it up a bit

please don't call Gina 'it'

[ruiphillips]

That prerecorded tour was awful and the VTs are really short, they seem to be rushing through this so far
?

right

[Ammi]

That prerecorded tour was awful and the VTs are really short, they seem to be rushing through this so far

cba to read back but anyone thinking the twist might be an instant eviction?

..yeah I'm thinking that as well as it's so rushed...one new one out and one old housemate in..?..

[BlankSpace]

Hi :D Loving the launch so far, the opening titles are amazing!

[YourLAEx]

Wtf is this mess welp

[armand.kay]

I'm slayed <3

[T*]

*screams at tv and hides behind sofa*

[Livia]

Oh FFS...

[Adamw92]

Oh he's gonna irritate me

[Firewire]

i swear simon was mixed race in his pics

[Margarine.]

yeah I don't have a sweepstake anymore

[Daniel.]

Here for messy Simon.

[arista]

Simon Next



Bang On Right

[Smithy]

he looks like the guy catherine tate plays

[bots]

haha

[ruiphillips]

598219700003348480

They've jazzed it up a bit

The queen slaying these lessors.

[Xtopher]

Oh dear.

[Jemal]

Well im guessing he didn't audition then

[Johnnyuk123]

YEAH Simon is here!!!! :dance::dance::dance:

[Amy Jade]

ew Louis Spence is sneaking in for another go

[MB.]

Male Jackie Travers/half the people on TiBB teas

[Glenn.]

I hate his already. Louis spence teass

[Margarine.]

kill it with fire

then burn it again

[Ammi]

..Mr Showbiz..:flutter:..

[Josiah.]

Based on first impressions, I do not like Simon.

[BlankSpace]

Simon reminds me of Derek, I have no idea why!

[smudgie]

OHhhhh this series is going to cost me a fortune if is vote to evict.

[Firewire]

that was boring

[Livia]

He's right, he is a twat.

[Natalie.]

I hope I like him

[YourLAEx]

Omg is this man even real

[Shaun]

now we've all been #abusedbysimongross

[LukeB]

He's right, he is a twat.

[2]

[Lostie!]

Um what is this?

[Drew.]

Hes going to be a nightmare

[Firewire]

well this is new

[T*]

why are the interviews all over the place

[Adamw92]

1. Chloe
2. Kieran
3. Simon

[Firewire]

homophobic crowd?

[Gusto Brunt]

Oddly enough I think I might like this Simon

[Johnnyuk123]

He's like Wayne Sleep. lol

[AnnieK]

Louie spence wannabe :bored:

[ruiphillips]

Wow, a louis spencer copycat. ew

[YourLAEx]

Craig Revel Horwood/Louie Spence/Mr Messy

[Shaun]

smfh @ them using the song of the year on it

[Lostie!]

Seriously, why the backstage interview?

[Niamh.]

Simon reminds me of Derek, I have no idea why!

He's posh, bald and dramatic

[Firewire]

1. Chloe
2. Kieran
3. Simon

loving this recap

[MB.]

double dream hands

[Jemal]

He seems forced

[LukeB]

1. Chloe
2. Kieran
3. Simon

[2]

my ranks too

[armand.kay]

is he asian or is that fake tan?

[Daniel.]

He's going to be entertaining ya'll :amazed:

[Ross.]

Omg song of the year promo :flutter:

[arista]

Entrance on his own

Up his Own Ass

[Margarine.]

I hope the fuse we're lighting is shoved right up Simon's arse so he dies on impact

[YourLAEx]

homophobic crowd?

Clearly they can just spot that he's an annoying mess

[Glenn.]

I hate him

[Johnnyuk123]

Hes going to be a nightmare

I hope so.:joker::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Jessica.]

He is clearly putting on an act :worry:

[LukeB]

Louis Spence wannabe

[drantb]

Voldemorts camp brother

[T*]

he is the definition of homophobia

[ruiphillips]

Get this mess of my tv screen

[Ammi]

..:laugh:..

[Denver]

He knows how to play the crowd I'll give him that

[Lostie!]

He's Louie Spence without the lisp.

[armand.kay]

screaming :laugh2:

[reece(:]

Death at jazz hands Simon

[Adamw92]

loving this recap

:joker:

[Kazanne]

He's like Wayne Sleep. lol

I thought that Johnny:joker:

[Josiah.]

I hate him

me too.

[Firewire]

"god you're brown" oop

[Scream]

How did Chloe know his name? She wouldn't of seen his badge from what far away...

[Glenn.]

I hope the fuse we're lighting is shoved right up Simon's arse so he dies on impact

:joker:

[RichardG]

I don't like him D:

[MB.]

is he asian or is that fake tan?

Corin teas

(I've used teas far too much tonight)

[Shaun]

"god you're brown" oop

poor Kieran

[Jay28jay2]

Chloe knew his name straight away... erm?

[Xtopher]

Stopppp.

[Smithy]

lmao "i couldn't hear your song over the boo's"

shady bitch

[Lostie!]

"god you're brown" oop

Race row on the first night teas.

"I was trying to hear your song but I couldn't hear it over the boos". :joker:

[YourLAEx]

"Wanted to know what song was but couldn't here it over boos" HA

[Johnnyuk123]

He is clearly putting on an act :worry:

TBF they ALL are! lol

[drantb]

He'll break them.

[Gusto Brunt]

He is clearly putting on an act :worry:

they all are

[armand.kay]

homophobic crowd?

when will the bigotry end?

[LukeB]

He's Louie Spence without the lisp.

1 is bad enough :worry:

[Amy Jade]

Chloe giving us spoilers there

[Kizzy]

Are they trying to recreate BB5?

[ruiphillips]

When did Marco get possessed by Louis Spencer?

[Ammi]

..'I couldn't hear you over all the boos'..:laugh:..

[Babayaro.]

I quite liked the way he entered, with Emma talking beforehand

[Lostie!]

The eye graphics behind Emma look amazing. :love:

[reece(:]

I couldn't hear your song over t'boos

Dead

[Margarine.]

Ashleigh's been on the hair dye

[ruiphillips]

Queen Jade >>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Daniel.]

Here for Jade

[Firewire]

well she's no hazel is she?

[bots]

here is my fav so far

[T*]

she looked like a lesbo in her pics

[Drew.]

Jade :love:

[Jemal]

She is.. My god!
she is just so natural.

[Kizzy]

I like her!

[LukeB]

Jade :flutter:

[Denver]

An instant upgrade on Ashliegh

[Shaun]

she has such an odd face idk what it is

[Amy Jade]

She's a model? :umm2:

[MB.]

Jade >

[Adamw92]

"Obviously I'm beautiful..."

Obviously. :idc:

[armand.kay]

..'I couldn't hear you over all the boos'..:laugh:..

i screamed :laugh:

[YourLAEx]

Wtf is this Jess Glynne wannabe

[Xtopher]

She frightens me. I'm here for it.

[GiRTh]

They're discussing shoes.

[Josiah.]

I like Jade, she's kinda cool. Her profile on the website says she says she is like Derek from BB6.

[smudgie]

Obviously she is beautiful...in her own eyes at least.

[Denver]

Chloe knew his name straight away... erm?

I think the name tag gave it away

[Amy Jade]

she has such an odd face idk what it is

this. She's fug

[T*]

herd

[ruiphillips]

Jade slaying these peasants with such a flawless VT. Queen.

[Jemal]

Booing because shes beautiful.
This crowd is annoying

[Margarine.]

this dress tho

[Natalie.]

She's beautiful

[Firewire]

loving the outfit though

[Shaun]

well I know I said she had a weird face but that's no need for 'What Kind of Man'

[Drew.]

Good god

[arista]

Cocky Jade

[Ammi]

..boos..

[Johnnyuk123]

I actually agree with all the twitter and facebook posts that this selection is a bit of a fix. All those who entered from the REAL WORLD didn't stand a chance as BB had already chosen who is going in this house.:nono:

[Xtopher]

That outfit is everything.

[LukeB]

I love her outfit!

[MB.]

7ft Amazonian kween

[Lostie!]

"Cover yourself!" :joker:

[Daniel.]

Loving this launch, all the housemates seem so different and interesting

[Amy Jade]

She's a total butta face

[bots]

thats what i call a dress :D

[Margarine.]

she looks like she's about to finger herself

[Daniel.]

Jade is slaying me

[Gusto Brunt]

She's a model? :umm2:

you could have fooled me

[Livia]

Well, she's very pleased with herself.

[YourLAEx]

Slag that's what Em

[ruiphillips]

Calling her a slut and *****. Disgusting.

[Firewire]

the sex pest in the front row needs to go

[Jemal]

Jade.
You beauty.

[armand.kay]

nawt emma lusting for ha

[Johnnyuk123]

She looks like the girl from that American sit com Will and Grace. lol

[Margarine.]

Gaga's ringing her stylist rn

[T*]

was she in ahs freak show

[Lostie!]

"Jade is obsessed with animals and prefers them to humans".

Okay, I love her. :lovedup:

[YourLAEx]

Calling her a slut and *****. Disgusting.

She is wearing her knickers as an outfit