Big Brother 16 - May 12th Launch Show Discussion Thread - Starting at 9 PM on C5/C5HD

[Meryl Streep]

trainwreck queen

[Denver]

I'm loving this mess of a bitch

[Firewire]

sXREAMING

[drantb]

Mess

[Amy Jade]

love her

[Jemal]

Weirdo

[Jamesy]

Well this is awkward

[Shaun]

"a vampire slayer. OHHHHHHHUHUHUHUHUHUH"

Can someone tattoo that on my wrist?

[YourLAEx]

Is this woman on drugs

[Johnnyuk123]

some people call her iggy

iggy ugly fugly whatever. :hehe:

[MB.]

"Who would be your nightmare housemate?"

"A VAMPIRE SLAYER"

Winner 2k15 right there

[ruiphillips]

Queen Buffy getting a mention.

[Niamh.]

oh dear, she's mad

[Kizzy]

LOVE HER

[Iceman]

omg imagine her botox wearing off while she's in there and she comes out Iggy Pop
Omfg just spat coke everywhere

[Ammi]

...goddess...:flutter:..

[Crimson Dynamo]

Kizzy teas

[Firewire]

twitty promo :clap2:

[Glenn.]

Praying she lasts a long time

[smudgie]

AnGel with a trout pout more like.

[Margarine.]

Sugababes snatch that promo

[Johnnyuk123]

Is this woman on drugs

erm yes!

[Adamw92]

Think she's gonna be out by Week 3.

[Jessica.]

*awkward silence*
In ya go Eileen

[reece(:]

Mutha E slaying already <3

[Gusto Brunt]

There are lots of shyte singers out there. lol :joker:

Hello Johnny:wavey:

[hijaxers]

What a beastess ! duck billed and 1st out me thinks

[Natalie.]

"a vampire slayer. OHHHHHHHUHUHUHUHUHUH"

Can someone tattoo that on my wrist?

:joker: :joker:

[reece(:]

"Angel with a dirty face" Sugababes promo?

[Johnnyuk123]

She doesn't kiss people on the cheek, only on the neck!

[Adamw92]

Bring on the twist!

[bots]

iggy ugly fugly whatever. :hehe:

So cruuuel :laugh:

[armand.kay]

I. ****ing. Love. Her

[Jemal]

Someones getting evicted?
Thats crap if so.

[LukeB]

I wonder what this twist is :worry:

[Johnnyuk123]

day 4 only 6 sausages left and it all kicks off!

[Gstar]

this line up doesn't need a launch night twist :(

[Amy Jade]

if Eileen or Sarah go first im gonna flip out

[bots]

EVICTION!

[MB.]

Not here for an eviction

[YourLAEx]

One is going to be evicted ****

[Jessica.]

Get Simon out!!!!!!!!!!

[Denver]

Be careful who you vote as there's a eviction

[reece(:]

Vampire Eileen and Witch Mary to star in a film together?

[Smithy]

someone better not be evicted :bored:

[MB.]

Vote for the bores

[Ammi]

..:worry:..

[Johnnyuk123]

Hello Johnny:wavey:

Hi Gusto! :wavey::cheer2:

[Jemal]

Why do you need to always have a twist these days, idgi

[LukeB]

:worry:

[Shaun]

ok don't vote for your faves then </3

-chucks a vote simon's way-

[Glenn.]

Them sofas :flutter:

[Natalie.]

Oh I hope there isn't an eviction

[Crimson Dynamo]

Voted sarah

[Kizzy]

:worry:

[bots]

showbusznessssss

[Gstar]

Adjoa and Sarah are already bonding yas yas yas

[MB.]

-not liking this-

[smudgie]

Simon Looking the pot model of Vince Cable there.

[Shaun]

*voted harriet*

[Johnnyuk123]

Twats/twins out please.

[Glenn.]

I voted Simon

[Gusto Brunt]

someone better not be evicted :bored:

I have a few I want out. :laugh:

[Margarine.]

people are gonna vote wrong nooooo

[YourLAEx]

Voted for fat Jack in hope it's an eviction.

[Adamw92]

I wanna know what the "unlucky" housemate gets, not here for an instant eviction if it's someone good. :bored:

[Amy Jade]

argh simon jack or danny help

[Denver]

Voted Simon

[Jamesy]

Im voting the bore since this will prob be an eviction

[reece(:]

I s2g if it's an eviction

[Natalie.]

voted danny

[Meryl Streep]

VOTE FOR FAT ass PIE FACE

[YourLAEx]

Vote for the bad ones!!!!

[Firewire]

not someone getting jodi'd

[Gusto Brunt]

voted Sarah. :D

[ruiphillips]

What a **** twist.

[Johnnyuk123]

When Emma goes to bed tonight you all know she is dreaming... WTF???

[Gstar]

Narinder is scalping Simon on twitter

[bots]

i've done my 5 votes :cheer2:

[Richkingretro]

Voted nick

[Firewire]

i've done my 5 votes :cheer2:

you can only vote one

[ruiphillips]

I'm too lazy to update my iphone.

[Gstar]

wtf the poll is closed already

[Gusto Brunt]

Get sarah, pete burns and aaron out.

[Jamesy]

Voted danny

These votes are gonna be spread so thin tho watch all the entertaining ones be involved

[bots]

you can only vote one

i have 5 devices

[Moosething]

Voted Jack

[ruiphillips]

Simon, you have been evicted.

Simon: Oh well, that's SHOWBIZZZZZZZZ!

[Gstar]

what's the boring lads name who brings girls back to hotels?

[smudgie]

Hoping the five have to evict a housemate each.

[Amy Jade]

Voted Jack

[Richkingretro]

i have 5 devices

Kinky :smug:

[saintjude]

I voted for Nick :)

[YourLAEx]

The boy on this Weetabix advert is hot

[bots]

Kinky :smug:

:joker::joker:

[Denver]

Please don't vote Harriet

[Jemal]

what's the boring lads name who brings girls back to hotels?

have some respect
What a guy

[Richkingretro]

I voted for Nick :)

Snap

[Natalie.]

what's the boring lads name who brings girls back to hotels?

danny

[bots]

i voted for my least fav, not taking any chances

[ruiphillips]

Simon, the fat lesbian or the white rapper plz.

[MB.]

Well this series was good for the best part of an hour and a half

(surely they can't do an eviction in fifteen minutes?)

[ruiphillips]

Hoping afojoa or whatever gets evicted. Not in the mood for a ****** looking wannabe on my TV for the summer


:joker:

[Firewire]

Hoping afojoa or whatever gets evicted. Not in the mood for a ****** looking wannabe on my TV for the summer

oh

[Jemal]

Eileen needs to ghost

[Johnnyuk123]

If Jack hits on a girl he will be called a jack arse. If Simon hit's on Jack it will be called Jack's arse!

[Shaun]

oh no, the garden bench is back

BB15 flashbacks

[Richkingretro]

Maybe it's a pie eating contest

[Gstar]

oh ****

[MB.]

Adjoa </3

[ruiphillips]

yasss that ugly bitch is up

[LukeB]

I feel sick

[Amy Jade]

Get Jack out

[MB.]

Jade </3

[MB.]

Nick </3

[Margarine.]

hope it involves running

[ruiphillips]

Not Queen Jade

[Johnnyuk123]

a joke a is up!

[Shaun]

I like all four </3

k Simon can go

[Drew.]

No not Nick!!!!

[Denver]

Yes Harriet is safe

[saintjude]

the suspense...

[LukeB]

Get Jack out

:fc:

[YourLAEx]

All the bad ones and Queen Adjoa and King Nick yes

[Adamw92]

I'm okay with these 5.

[Smithy]

oh god i hope simon gets evicted

[Jemal]

Im starting to find that showbiz thing funny

[Gstar]

Hoping afojoa or whatever gets evicted. Not in the mood for a ****** looking wannabe on my TV for the summer

http://oi39.tinypic.com/kcxxy1.jpg

[bots]

nick looks like a young Tony Blair :laugh:

[Drew.]

Simon is by far the worst out of the 5

[Firewire]

if someone gets evicted i swear to god

[Moosething]

WHAT

[Margarine.]

random eviction

[MB.]

Not here for it

(but okay get Jack or Simon out)

[Firewire]

pass to final?

[Smithy]

what if the bombs are the amount of time they're allowed in the house

or how many week's they'll be up for eviction automatically :worry:

[Jessica.]

yaaass get simon out

[Daniel.]

Trash twist.

[Drew.]

well this is tense

[saintjude]

*please don't be an eviction*

[Gstar]

what the hell is going on

[LukeB]

I hate the sound of this.

[Kizzy]

noooo jade!!!!!

[MB.]

:worry:

[Shaun]

don't evict any of them tbh </3 simon's the worst but at least let him live for a bit

[Glenn.]

The sound fx /death

[Gstar]

im scared

[YourLAEx]

Can the bomb kill Simon

[karezza]

Jade out!

[LukeB]

:omgno:

[Margarine.]

Adjoa or Nick will go not fair

[Richkingretro]

I think I want Simons head to explode

[Amy Jade]

Jack please go home

[Firewire]

is a timebomb dangerous in real life?

[YourLAEx]

"Are timebombs dangerous in real life" welp

[Denver]

I feel one has a final pass

[Firewire]

omg the katie shade

[Kizzy]

golden balls :(

[MB.]

:omgno:

But get that Katie Hopkins mention

[Lostie!]

Katie Hopkins shade, Simon's winning me back around.

[smudgie]

Free Pass.
Evction

[Shaun]

the live election debates have gone downhill

[Gstar]

the garden looks beautiful

[Ammi]

..:worry:..

[lovebigbrotheruk]

Hoping afojoa or whatever gets evicted. Not in the mood for a ****** looking wannabe on my TV for the summer

http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/chris-rock-huh-face.gif

Aren't you a mod? Surely you should maintain at least a little decorum.

[MB.]

</3

[YourLAEx]

Ew.

[Moosething]

BS

[Amy Jade]

ew piss off

[LukeB]

noooooooooooooooo

[Jemal]

Daum

[Firewire]

oh that's a good one

[Drew.]

Yes Jack!!!

[Niamh.]

****ing jack

[Kizzy]

blurgh....

[Lostie!]

Well, it's better than a finale pass, but three lots of immunity? **** off.

[Richkingretro]

Nice one pie face

[Margarine.]

it'll be the last one who's evicted

[saintjude]

so jack got immunity...

[Jemal]

That is ****

[Jessica.]

Yasss Jack

[Gstar]

oop

[LukeB]

good twist tbh for noms

[MB.]

Not Jade or Adjoa going </3

[Denver]

Great options

[bots]

this is funny

[Johnnyuk123]

Obese guy gets through. Ratings go down.

[Gstar]

yassss

[Ammi]

..harsh, this is dumb already...

[YourLAEx]

Adjoa is gonna get evicted

[Lostie!]

Lmao if one of them says "Eviction".

[Margarine.]

rip Adjoa

[ruiphillips]

yasss jade

[Shaun]

:worry:

who's on the end?

[Kizzy]

Yaaaaaasssss!!!!

[Smithy]

omg whoever is last is gonna get evicted

[Drew.]

My 3 favourites staying (shame about nicks nominations though)

[Moosething]

Simon to get evicted

[MB.]

(I swear I came up with these twists when I did a fantasy series last year)

[Firewire]

**** off

[Amy Jade]

Simon needs to go ffs Adjoa

[Niamh.]

oh God hope Simon goes

[Smithy]

Please be simon

[Margarine.]

I will fume if Adjoa goes

[Gstar]

bye, bye and bye

[LukeB]

wtf :o

[Jemal]

That is crap lol

[YourLAEx]

Omg Adjoa no

[Lostie!]

omg

[T*]

omgg

[Gstar]

-turns channel-

[Richkingretro]

So happy if Simon goes

[Natalie.]

I don't want either gone :(

[Daniel.]

BYEEEEEE.

[saintjude]

leave immediately:? harshh

[bots]

OMG OMG OMG

[Adamw92]

Please be Simon for the eviction!

[Amy Jade]

This is bs

[Monkey Slut]

Please be simon

YES!

[Kizzy]

shut the front door!!!!!

[Lostie!]

If Adjoa gets evicted on night 1! :fist:

[LukeB]

please be simon

[Moosething]

Uh Oh

[Shaun]

this sucks tbh

[RichardG]

is this a joke??

and the launch was going so well up until now

[Margarine.]

Adjoa is so gone

[Moosething]

Come on be simon pls

[Daniel.]

They are both amazing housemates, **** this twist.

[Amy Jade]

Adjoa is gonna go

[Smithy]

**** yas

[Smithy]

YAAAAAS

[Gstar]

ihdgofahadshofahpdejhfdhjpsGDGJP

[Niamh.]

woohoo

[Denver]

Yessss

[YourLAEx]

There is a God!

[Shaun]

YES THANK GAWD

[Meryl Streep]

SHOWBIZ!!!

[Adamw92]

YES!!!!!!!! :dance:

[karezza]

Blatant fix.

[MB.]

First male evictee? Oop.

[Moosething]

Lol bye simon

[T*]

YESSS

[Margarine.]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssss

[Richkingretro]

Success!!!!

[Gstar]

I just screamed at the top of my voice omfgtehgodjfg

[Amy Jade]

hahahaha bye Simon you irritating twat

[Nick.]

Pls actually happen.

[saintjude]

bye simon

[Jamesy]

Yassss

[LukeB]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas