Big Brother 16 - May 12th Launch Show Discussion Thread - Starting at 9 PM on C5/C5HD

[ruiphillips]

The female need to stop screaming at anything with a penis.

[Daniel.]

Boring.

[LukeB]

Ash bb15 2.0

who?

[Jessica.]

He seems to have zero peronality

[Shaun]

he's good but he's no Cristian

[Jessica.]

Wrecking Ball :joker:

[Smithy]

who wears leather and a bow tie what a mess

[Amy Jade]

..'I leave that to the labourers now'....no...


..but he hates stuck up people...

Literally was gonna say this. He's so rehearsed

[Gusto Brunt]

dull

agreed - typical 'I've shagged loads of girls' idiot

[Glenn.]

What is with the bow ties. Eleventh doctor realness

[armand.kay]

boring

[Ammi]

...strange he's single..

[Johnnyuk123]

If me and Kaz got in this house the next day edit would show us both in our king size bed saying to the others..... You've been on tv before and you and you and you you you.You were all shyte then so whats fekin new? We are the only ones keeping it real in here. then i fart and Kaz gives me an evil look before laughing. Then we jump in the pool to drown Jack.:joker:

[Firewire]

oh the shouting man in the front row has no teeth, why am i not surprised

[Crimson Dynamo]

I think he could be converted

[armand.kay]

out first pls

[Richkingretro]

Seems like he has once of humanity unlike the others

[Black Dagger]

Hes basic

[Natalie.]

kinda cute

[Monkey Slut]

Wrecking Ball :joker:

Best thing about this lauch TBH.

[hijaxers]

Digging Emma's dress and she gets hotter every year

I think its foul and really does not look good at all :conf:

[reece(:]

out first pls
.

[Ammi]

..my sweepstake next..:amazed:..

[Gstar]

lesson one in UK big brother: don't say you're gonna win

[LukeB]

what a great cast tho, I only dislike Jack and Scott

[YourLAEx]

Why were people hyping this nice man

WE WANT BITCHES

[Margarine.]

the only person I've ever seen dress like that had £10 notes in their thong by the end of the night

[Firewire]

omg toe sucka next?

[MB.]

-insert synonym for 'boring' here-

(/in the case of Glenn, -insert Danny here-)

[Amy Jade]

Both the women left were my announcement faves

stuck up bitch sarah
porn star nan Eileen

[Firewire]

what a great cast tho, I only dislike Jack and Scott

there isn't a scott

[Crimson Dynamo]

The ass on that lesbo

:umm2:

[YourLAEx]

Simon lurking in the background smirking

[Heaven = Winner]

Danny's so boring...so he's got a good chance of winning

[Jemal]

If me and Kaz got in this house the next day edit would show us both in our king size bed saying to the others..... You've been on tv before and you and you and you you you.You were all shyte then so whats fekin new? We are the only ones keeping it real in here. then i fart and Kaz gives me an evil look before laughing. Then we jump in the pool to drown Jack.:joker:
:joker:

[Margarine.]

QUEEN

[YourLAEx]

The queen has arrived

[Firewire]

sarah :worship:

[ruiphillips]

Queen Sarah

[armand.kay]

queen <3

[Adamw92]

Sarah :love:

[Amy Jade]

Queen

[Margarine.]

she's gorgeous

[Crimson Dynamo]

Stunna

[Gusto Brunt]

the only person I've ever seen dress like that had £10 notes in their thong by the end of the night

where were you when you saw that

[Glenn.]

-insert synonym for 'boring' here-

(/in the case of Glenn, -insert Danny here-)

You know

[Johnnyuk123]

Hate her already!

[Denver]

There loving Manchester this year

[Gstar]

love her already

[Kazanne]

If me and Kaz got in this house the next day edit would show us both in our king size bed saying to the others..... You've been on tv before and you and you and you you you.You were all shyte then so whats fekin new? We are the only ones keeping it real in here. then i fart and Kaz gives me an evil look before laughing. Then we jump in the pool to drown Jack.:joker:

:joker::joker: Johnny,you get worse,:hehe:

[Shaun]

...why didn't I wait to make the Sarah fanclub?

[Daniel.]

Queen Sarah :worship:

love

[LukeB]

sarah :worship:

[Jemal]

Shes buff mate.

[Kizzy]

Manchester again?... :/

[MB.]

Chavvy queen

[Drew.]

Well if she does turn out to be like Helen at least her voice isnt as annoying

[Crimson Dynamo]

Come on!!!

[Glenn.]

She seems fun

[YourLAEx]

She's going to love Adjoa then

[Jemal]

What a woman. Crownher the winner

[Margarine.]

where were you when you saw that

Tom's house

[Firewire]

winner imo

[Shaun]

so not ready for everyone to use a GIF of her adjusting her sunglasses every time they say something vaguely shady to Tom for the next 3 weeks

[Johnnyuk123]

:joker:

Seriously we drown Jack.:joker:

[Gusto Brunt]

big head

[Smithy]

Queen :clap1:

[armand.kay]

slay <3

[Glenn.]

Is that britney?

[Meryl Streep]

She's giving me Britney Bodystocking tease

[Ammi]

...she looks gorgeous..:flutter:..

[smudgie]

She won't last long. :idc:

[Natalie.]

Actually love her

[LukeB]

give her a final pass

[Kizzy]

I don't hate her.... reserving judgement

[Smithy]

...why didn't I wait to make the Sarah fanclub?

because you are a dirty shallow bastard

[Daniel.]

She's absolutely amazing :love:

[Jamesy]

I like her

[reece(:]

Iconic Toxic-esque outfit

[Amy Jade]

Now she's stunning! Jade the butterface pales in comparrison

[Crimson Dynamo]

What a delicious slut

[Ammi]

..awww, she looks so nervous, the crowd booing her is awful...

[Adamw92]

My new fave :flutter:

[Glenn.]

That man was mesmerised by her clunge

[Shaun]

bitch stole Courtney's dress

https://33.media.tumblr.com/064c328903967a8d78ae2973b2ccdea7/tumblr_nk5f9rfbiG1toncioo4_500.gif

[Gusto Brunt]

first out i hope

[arista]

Sarah
chill honey

[MB.]

"She falls over everywhere she goes"

Here for Lauren Harries mk II

[Margarine.]

That man was mesmerised by her clunge

the diamantes are probably arranged to showcase it

[Jessica.]

so not ready for everyone to use a GIF of her adjusting her sunglasses every time they say something vaguely shady to Tom for the next 3 weeks

http://puu.sh/hL2Zi/00060e9925.gif

[Babayaro.]

What an amazing set of housemates. Bravo Channel 5 (or whoever)

[YourLAEx]

Sarah is genuinely beautiful.

[Heaven = Winner]

Sarah looks promising

[Crimson Dynamo]

Back off lesbo

[Amy Jade]

Adjoa wants a go on Sarah's tiddys

[Johnnyuk123]

Sparkly dress on tv but trackies and cider and cigs in the normal world.

[Firewire]

love sarah

[Smithy]

bitch stole Courtney's dress

https://33.media.tumblr.com/064c328903967a8d78ae2973b2ccdea7/tumblr_nk5f9rfbiG1toncioo4_500.gif

omg :joker:

[MB.]

Big Brother: Timebolton

[YourLAEx]

Wtf is SHOWBIZ man

[Natalie.]

Adjoa wants a go on Sarah's tiddys

:laugh:

[Glenn.]

the diamantes are probably arranged to showcase it
If you got it, flaunt it.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Adjoa wants a go on Sarah's tiddys
Join the que

[Xtopher]

My 2 favorites are next. <3

[Firewire]

toe sucka looks amazing

[Livia]

bitch stole Courtney's dress

https://33.media.tumblr.com/064c328903967a8d78ae2973b2ccdea7/tumblr_nk5f9rfbiG1toncioo4_500.gif

Shaun never forgets a frock...

[reece(:]

Sarah is STUNNING <3

[Firewire]

although aaron also looks like he sucks toes :fan:

[Gusto Brunt]

Back off lesbo

agreed

[Amy Jade]

here for slag OAP Eileen

[Margarine.]

Sarah turning the gays straight

[Denver]

Amy Jades favourite porn star (Eileen) last to enter? :joker:

[MB.]

Not here for the twist being Jack exploding

[Jamesy]

I miss the gumtree ads

These lucozade ones are crap

[Natalie.]

Sarah is STUNNING <3

yeah she's gorgeous

[Kizzy]

It's going to be a right cathouse #allhailthebitches

[Crimson Dynamo]

Perched for sarah as bull bitch

[Gusto Brunt]

eileen, pete burns lookalike

[Johnnyuk123]

BB are fekin cruel!!! They are giving a task to Jack called... Meal or NO meal!

[Strictly Jake]

I'm sure Joel is my long lost twin he looks exactly the same as me haha. I'm not liking Sara she is all talk

[Jamesy]

Pete burns and gay cutie coming up :love:

[Shaun]

Shaun never forgets a frock...

I know, as soon as I posted it I just thought "Oh Shaun..."

[bots]

Not here for the twist being Jack exploding

There is bound to be a pie eating task

[Kizzy]

here for slag OAP Eileen

rude... just for that you have to start the fanclub. :laugh:

[Glenn.]

Do you think the twist is an eviction?

[armand.kay]

Lol Simon jumping around and getting on everyone's nerves

[hijaxers]

another Manc

[Strictly Jake]

I love this cast. The girls are slaying! I actually like nick and Jack and didn't think I woild

[MB.]

(I'm pretty sure Sarah's dress was also Sam Faiers' eviction dress and I'm just off to whip myself with a belt for knowing that)

[Crimson Dynamo]

Top launch so far

[bots]

I think they are mostly awful, 2 or 3 look ok

[armand.kay]

Really hope the producers don't act like flops and start evicting them really soon

[Jamesy]

I hope theres no quick eviction now, a good hm could go :worry:

[Strictly Jake]

She will prob be as bland as Sam faiers too

[YourLAEx]

Is the twist they have hidden a bomb in the house and they have to find it before they get blown away Sinead O'Connor from Hollyoaks style

[armand.kay]

I have a feeling the first eviction is on Friday

[Johnnyuk123]

I think they are mostly awful, 2 or 3 look ok

None of them are medication free sadly.

[Firewire]

the last two housemates :worship:

[Crimson Dynamo]

(I'm pretty sure Sarah's dress was also Sam Faiers' eviction dress and I'm just off to whip myself with a belt for knowing that)

I would stop your benefits for knowing that

[Babayaro.]

I highly doubt they will evict someone tonight, that's stupid even by channel 5's standards

[MB.]

I would stop your benefits for knowing that

http://static.tellymix.co.uk/files/2014/02/White-Dee-2-250x246.jpg

[Glenn.]

Aaron :love:

[Firewire]

aaron :flutter:

[Daniel.]

He's so fit :flutter:

[Livia]

He's annoying me already.

[Crimson Dynamo]

F uck off you prick

[bots]

Would you like a wafer thin mint Mr Jack

[Gusto Brunt]

A model??????????????/

[ruiphillips]

I've said this so much tonight, he is a model?

[LukeB]

Aaron :flutter:

[Jamesy]

Aaron, sexy bitch :love:

[Margarine.]

Aaron and Adjoa >>>>>

[YourLAEx]

Aw Aaron is cute

[y.winter]

I like the diversity of characters, not everyone being from the same "factory" (like bb15 had). It has a nice light vibe so far... I hope...

[Drew.]

He's annoying me already.

.

[Amy Jade]

his dress sense is vile hope its flammable

[Glenn.]

Scally realness

[YourLAEx]

He needed to come out?

[Smithy]

recently just came out

as if it wasn't blatantly obvious

[Amy Jade]

hates pizza...die

[Margarine.]

oh

[Crimson Dynamo]

If i was a gay i would be disgusted

[Shaun]

some people really do not suit shaved hair

[Jessica.]

slippers :umm2:

[Jemal]

King Aaron!

[Firewire]

erect

[karezza]

Worst ever Aaron.

[MB.]

I love Simon's son

[LukeB]

ffs so many great people!

[Johnnyuk123]

Emma is keen to promote the time bomb theme. Will Rylan call it the about to bum time theme?:hehe:

[YourLAEx]

Aaron Lowe was better.

[Jemal]

Oh he hates pizza.

[Glenn.]

He's my kind of guy

[Margarine.]

I was excited for him as well

[Daniel.]

Hottest BB housemate of all time

[Jessica.]

HIS HOODIE IS ADORABLe

[Daniel.]

YAS Famous promo

[Livia]

He looks ridiculous in that outfit.

[arista]

Gay lad for Scott

[Gusto Brunt]

Aaron, what a d***

[Ammi]

..Aaron..:love:..

[Crimson Dynamo]

Its a bad advert for anal sex tbh

[Natalie.]

hates pizza :/

[MB.]

Someone auditioned?

[hijaxers]

recently just came out

as if it wasn't blatantly obvious

Yes mother said ' at last' !

[reece(:]

Charli promo

[Gusto Brunt]

If he's a model, then i'm Paul McCartney.

[Ammi]

..:joker:..

[Amy Jade]

OMG im wearing a zebra coat arent I quirky and fun!!!!1

[Kizzy]

Aw that jacket is cute... want one.

[Firewire]

aaron needs to sit on cristian's face

[armand.kay]

Oh so they did audition?

[MB.]

Perched for whatever mess I've been promised is coming next

[Glenn.]

Its a bad advert for anal sex tbh

:joker:

[Margarine.]

Aaron wants Cristian's dick

[Johnnyuk123]

Simon will sort him out in the secretion room.

[smudgie]

Awwwww..he brings out the Mammy in me.

[Ammi]

If he's a model, then i'm Paul McCartney.

..well hello Paul...

[Glenn.]

aaron needs to sit on cristian's face

Here for it :flutter:

[ruiphillips]

Spot the stereotype.

[Heaven = Winner]

Aaron yesssssss

[YourLAEx]

Aaron wants Cristian's dick

Same

[Crimson Dynamo]

A model bad gay sterotype

[Gusto Brunt]

He's too short to be a model. He's only about 5 feet 4. :D

[MB.]

Is it just me or have we had more live feed than usual so far?

[Kizzy]

Omg I love your shoes wherever did you find them?.....

[Shaun]

werq eileen

[Iceman]

What a twat.

[Amy Jade]

Saved the best til last?

[YourLAEx]

Tulisa is here.

[Firewire]

vamp eileen <3

[Natalie.]

is there a twist tonight

[Daniel.]

LOVE HER :love:

[Johnnyuk123]

If he's a model, then i'm Paul McCartney.

There are lots of shyte singers out there. lol :joker:

[Jemal]

My god look at it

[reece(:]

Mutha E is coming

[MB.]

mom

[Margarine.]

Jackie Stallone meets Frenchy

[Kizzy]

I want her fanclub too :(

[Ammi]

..Eileen and Beauty..:love:..

[Jamesy]

Mess

[Shaun]

I love her.

[Glenn.]

I like her

[Adamw92]

Tulisa is here.

OMG :laugh2:

[armand.kay]

Iconic

[Firewire]

screaming i love her

[Crimson Dynamo]

Vampire milf

Result

[Firewire]

skekko?

[Daniel.]

Llove Eileen what a QUEEN

[LukeB]

some people call her iggy

[Gstar]

Is she Iggy's mum

[bots]

here for the porno vampire movies

[smudgie]

Cruella.

[Monkey Slut]

Her dancing is so cringeworthy.

[Johnnyuk123]

Cum on Eileen!

[Livia]

She's mental. I like that.

[Jemal]

You seem like trouble too me.

Tuneeeee

[Margarine.]

"Do I look nervous"

That face hasn't expressed emotion since 1921

[YourLAEx]

A thinner Vanessa Feltz.

[Smithy]

omg imagine her botox wearing off while she's in there and she comes out Iggy Pop

[Jessica.]

Alicia Douvall has aged a lot in the past few months

[Drew.]

Playing an Iggy song in the background

[Firewire]

ello

[Iceman]

She's very overly plastic cat looking like madonna

[Jessica.]

Love her dress and that song <3

[Lostie!]

I'm sure she'll be out early but I love her. :love:

[MB.]

Alicia Douvall has aged a lot in the past few months

-was just about to say this-

[Heaven = Winner]

Queen Eileen <3 <3

[YourLAEx]

Cum on Eileen.

[Margarine.]

Jerry Hall