Big Brother 16 - May 12th Launch Show Discussion Thread - Starting at 9 PM on C5/C5HD

[armand.kay]

perched for jades vodoo cleanses

[Ammi]

..she has a great body/legs...

[Ross.]

the sex pest in the front row needs to go

:joker:

[Monkey Slut]

The first three are irritating. Jade's alright.

[drantb]

She is wearing her knickers as an outfit

And that makes her a slut and a *****?

[LukeB]

"Jade is obsessed with animals and prefers them to humans".

Okay, I love her. :lovedup:

actually thought of you when she said that

[Shaun]

it's a bit "violet chachki in the bottom two at the drag ball" but good for her <3

[Natalie.]

"Jade is obsessed with animals and prefers them to humans".

Okay, I love her. :lovedup:

I thought that :laugh:

[Firewire]

have you got labootons on?

[Jay28jay2]

Jade is my queen, she needs to get her pet rat to attack that audience booing

[drantb]

That crowd are more vile than usual

[Lostie!]

actually thought of you when she said that

:joker:

[smudgie]

Awwww polyamerous...posh word for slapper.
Before you start whingeng, I was polyamerous in my youth.

[YourLAEx]

And that makes her a slut and a *****?

She enjoys open relationships where you sleep with anyone. Is that not the definition?

[Lostie!]

I thought that :laugh:

:thumbs:

[Johnnyuk123]

3 days later Simon kicks off saying... you had 3 spoons of sugar on your cornflakes bitch when we all agreed one! :hehe:

[reece(:]

I like these 4

[Firewire]

joel has got to go

[T*]

*vomits*

[MB.]

I love Luke Marsden

[Smithy]

oh those socks are tragic

[Denver]

#GetJoelOut

[Jemal]

Oh god its the UKIP.

[Firewire]

"who's white" racist?

[Smithy]

"who's white"

UKIP realness

[YourLAEx]

Wtf is this brown shoe wearing boring mess

[Amy Jade]

He hates black people?

[Margarine.]

why has he got clogs on

[Gusto Brunt]

This guy is lie william hague

[T*]

kill it with fire

[Kizzy]

#blurgh

[Glenn.]

Pussycat, who's White'

Liam teas

[Daniel.]

He looks boring and is racist :bored:

[Xtopher]

Nope. Bye. Sorry. Next.

[Margarine.]

what

[YourLAEx]

OMG this subtle racism

He's not even in the house yet welp

[Johnnyuk123]

Get the pretend politician OUT!!!

[arista]

The UKIP kid

[MB.]

thousand pound cheque webecca

[VanessaFeltz.]

same stupid stage.. i am already done

[T*]

what the **** even is he

[Kazanne]

Awwww polyamerous...posh word for slapper.
Before you start whingeng, I was polyamerous in my youth.

:joker::joker::joker:

[Shaun]

he seems fun in a "oh bless he's managed to get himself dressed" way

[Ammi]

..Farage jnr..?..

[armand.kay]

sle at simon being from SE london <3

[armand.kay]

nawt a ****ing tux

[Livia]

He's not the first one I'd think of if I was throwing a party.

[MB.]

They're cheering UKIP. :umm2:

[Josiah.]

Joel is interesting; probably not one of my faves on first impressions.

[Margarine.]

Jade Goody

[Gusto Brunt]

He looks boring and is racist :bored:

he doesn't like black cats

[armand.kay]

i love year 11 prom

[Smithy]

oh jesus, who wears a tuxedo the sad bastard

[Amy Jade]

I fancy him he's a hot dork

[Adamw92]

If all he's gonna talk about is politics...bye.

[Smithy]

clearly the UKIP crowd are in the house

[drantb]

He's got more to him than most C5 housemates but I don't agree with his politics.

[T*]

he ugly as ****

[Firewire]

someone who wants fun :clap1:

[reece(:]

Welp him getting cheered

[YourLAEx]

He is a cringey racist MESS

The train has derailed already

[Glenn.]

That bow tie though.

[T*]

I fancy him he's a hot dork

get out and think about what you did

[minny03]

And everyone cheered for him because...

[arista]

They're cheering UKIP. :umm2:


LT will be happy

[LukeB]

he sounds interesting

[Monkey Slut]

He seems boring.

[Daniel.]

Joel is trash.

1. Chloe
2. Jade
3. Simon
4. Kieran
5. Joel

So far

[Johnnyuk123]

BB will pick him for the first task for sure with the election just ending.

[Amy Jade]

he ugly as ****

shush yo mouth

[Smithy]

he has no emotion is his voice whatsoever :conf2:

[Livia]

Yeah, go on... eff off Joel.

[reece(:]

Is politics his gimmick? Yawn

[Shaun]

people thinking this was the one that was referenced to UKIP <3

[Denver]

I really hate him

[Ammi]

..I think he's going to be really quiet in the house...

[Gusto Brunt]

I like him. :D

[VanessaFeltz.]

that piece of crap got cheers i cant...

[Jamesy]

Let's face it he only got cheers because he's young. If he was 50 it would be boos galore

[Kai Anders]

I love all the housemates bar Jade.cdont get me wrong THEYRE awfully Young a lot of them but it's really giving me C4 vibes. Shame about the shoddy editing and quick pace!

Anyone notice they keep mucking up the live facts, like avoiding then doing again?

Also what's with the behind the eye interview for Simon. I mean I prefer it tbh, it's less noisy but why keep changing the format?

Other than that I had quite positive vibes!

[YourLAEx]

Hates political correctness lol is this boy real

[drantb]

If simon says showbiz one more time

[T*]

why the **** did he go 'hi! SHOWBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZ'

[Margarine.]

he makes me want to deepthroat a toilet brush

[Jessica.]

Dangling a carrot :joker:

[YourLAEx]

"You welch"

[Glenn.]

If Simon says showbiz again I'm going to scream

[Lostie!]

"Hi, I'm Simon. SHOWBIIIIIZ!". :joker:

[Xtopher]

SHOWBIZ is doing my head in.

[Ammi]

..I love his accent...

[Gstar]

I think the louis spence guy fancies him

[Monkey Slut]

Jade > Everyone else

[Margarine.]

Leonardo DiCaprio after he'd been steamrollered

[Denver]

Another politician who will fail to deliver his promises

[armand.kay]

lmao simon trying to make ha catchphrase happen

[Firewire]

he looks younger than tom and that's something

[Johnnyuk123]

BB wanted me this year but they could not afford me. I said yes but only if Kaz comes in with me to stir the shyte. :joker:

[Amy Jade]

I hate Simon saying 'showbiz' i hope he pisses off soon

[Jessica.]

I like Joel

[karezza]

Chloe is obnoxious.

[Glenn.]

Simon literally looks like an orange with eyebrows

[YourLAEx]

Is Simon on something

Operation WhoTree??????

[Adamw92]

he makes me want to deepthroat a toilet brush

:joker: :joker: :joker:

[Margarine.]

Simon you are far from glamorous

[Firewire]

simon wants to molest joel

[Jemal]

Looks like we got good looking lad for jade coming up

[Richkingretro]

When jade was told she looked nice I am sure she replied I know I do ��

[LukeB]

the only one i dislike so far is Simon...

[MB.]

Another guy? :omgno: Not here for a reverse BB8.

(although he looked like a cross between about half of One Direction from that short clip so eh)

[Xtopher]

Lord, I thought that was Mark on the screen for a good sec not Cristian.

[reece(:]

Lmao showbiz Simon

[Firewire]

jess godlynne :clap1:

[Glenn.]

Yas at the next housemate :lovedup:

[Jay.]

joel was a little bit more boring than i had anticipated but still :clap1::clap1:

[Gusto Brunt]

SHOWBIZ is doing my head in.

He won't be like tomorrow

[Gstar]

The new housemate looks different in person /grindr teas

[Lostie!]

Showbiz Simon and animal-lover Jade >

[Gusto Brunt]

The new housemate looks different in person /grindr teas

yeah

[armand.kay]

simon is gonna be so iconic i can tell

[Johnnyuk123]

Simon for the win!!! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Daniel.]

Simon is so iconic already yas

[reece(:]

simon is gonna be so iconic i can tell
I agree

[LukeB]

joel was a little bit more boring than i had anticipated but still :clap1::clap1:

he's my favourite atm :laugh:

[Richkingretro]

Showbiz Simon and animal-lover Jade >

Let's see if she eats them first

[bots]

Simon for the win!!! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

Let me correct that ..... Simon for the bin !!!!

[Amy Jade]

I want to stamp on Simon's head

[Margarine.]

Simon looks like he ties rent boys to radiators

[Johnnyuk123]

Showbiz Simon and animal-lover Jade >

Chicken,Beef,Lamb he don't mind they all taste good!:hehe:

[Gusto Brunt]

Simon for the win!!! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

I like him too. He's more than a varnish head queen.

[LukeB]

I want to stamp on Simon's head

:laugh:

[armand.kay]

I want to stamp on Simon's head

jealousy?

[Shaun]

Simon looks like he ties rent boys to radiators

rofl

[fitz2k2]

I want jade now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jay.]

he's my favourite atm :laugh:

same :flutter:

[Amy Jade]

Simon looks like he ties rent boys to radiators

screaming

[Kazanne]

BB wanted me this year but they could not afford me. I said yes but only if Kaz comes in with me to stir the shyte. :joker:

And I would have done Johnny,lol

[Firewire]

love simon

[Ross.]

Simon looks like he ties rent boys to radiators

omg

[Jack_]

Sorry but this is crap so far

[Amy Jade]

Kaz you't be an amazing hm tho :flutter:

[Daniel.]

love simon

This

Everyone's so boring wanting him out when he will obviously cause drama :bored:

[T*]

he looks younger than tom and that's something

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar17427_148.gif

[Firewire]

was that joe

[Richkingretro]

Let me correct that ..... Simon for the bin !!!!

:laugh:

[Jessica.]

Sorry but this is crap so far

I agree :umm2:

[Jack_]

JOE ON SCREEN OMG SCREAMING fjdj

[Gusto Brunt]

Sorry but this is crap so far

:joker::joker:

[Jemal]

Can we end the launch and just film jade and call it a day

[Jarrod]

Was that Joe? :laugh:

[Glenn.]

Joe?

[Firewire]

omg it was joe

[Kizzy]

was that michell?

[Shaun]

exploosive

[Firewire]

no its joe

[MB.]

(yeah, they're 'going back in time' and chucking someone out)

[Glenn.]

When will Vanessa?

[YourLAEx]

I can't at all these jokes

[Margarine.]

yaaaaaassss king Cristian

[Firewire]

cristian can murder me as long as he doesn't speak

[Jessica.]

explusive

[Jemal]

What a guy.

[Daniel.]

Cristian is so phit :flutter:

[Monkey Slut]

Sorry but this is crap so far

Yeah I agree.

[YourLAEx]

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh my boyf

[Amy Jade]

omg i want him in me

[Johnnyuk123]

And I would have done Johnny,lol

NO ensuite was the deal breaker Kaz. :joker:

[bots]

what an a hole

[Firewire]

i love iggy

[armand.kay]

bye

[Kazanne]

Kaz you't be an amazing hm tho :flutter:

:wavey:Thanks Amy,but not sure I'de last long,I would be too annoying as I like to play a lot:joker:

[ruiphillips]

Joel stop trying to Iggy.

[LukeB]

Cristain :flutter:

[Ammi]

..is this the one that Vanessa likes..?..

[Kizzy]

what happened to plan B? ... I liked him.

[YourLAEx]

Looks much better without the clothes

[Glenn.]

he's hot but he's a dick tbh

[Jemal]

King cristian. What a guy

[MB.]

no its joe

no its becky

[Xtopher]

As long as he doesn't "rap" he'll be ok.

[Lostie!]

Not a fan of this one.

[Gstar]

:love:

[Margarine.]

omg i want him in me

assume the position

[reece(:]

Fitty

[ruiphillips]

He is well gangster.

[Meryl Streep]

oh no

[Firewire]

omg he does biomed science same as my (potential) boo

[Jessica.]

hot :flutter:

[Shaun]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzctllFNjx1qlvwnco1_400.gif

[Johnnyuk123]

:wavey:Thanks Amy,but not sure I'de last long,I would be too annoying as I like to play a lot:joker:

You'd last longer than me Kaz! :cheer2:

[YourLAEx]

He seems nice

[armand.kay]

lmao the screams in the crowd

[bots]

Christian is a tosser

[Margarine.]

He can operate on me

[Drew.]

Well he had nothing interesting to say and looked bored

[MB.]

I love Spiral

[Jamesy]

Hot guy, but an utter knob

[Glenn.]

He needs to get naked asap

[Gusto Brunt]

James Dean lookalike

[Lostie!]

Well he had nothing interesting to say and looked bored

Pretty much. :sleep:

[Firewire]

i'm soaking

[Kazanne]

We are all CHRISTIANS while BB is on,lol

[T*]

the old women are just like
moist

[Shaun]

poor guy, Simon's going to rugby tackle him and lick his feet

[Johnnyuk123]

Tom Daley look alike is going inn. Hence the large pool so he can dive etc.

[Ammi]

..awkward..

[YourLAEx]

Why is he dressed as the Tenth Doctor

[ruiphillips]

Not y'all wetting your knickers for a cheesy prick.

[Jay.]

was that linda nolan in the audience?

[Josiah.]

I already have a crush on Cristian.

[Richkingretro]

Christian may be biggest nob so far or biggest ego

[Ross.]

The screams for Cristian :death:

[T*]

omg i want him in me

join the queue

[YourLAEx]

His voice keeps changing

[Kizzy]

Is he not gay?

[Glenn.]

Vanessa is definitely splashing nearby standers

[Xtopher]

He'll be just like Winston. Eye candy, that's it.

[Firewire]

omg his real voice coming through when he speaks to emma

[Gstar]

He looks older than 20

[Monkey Slut]

He looks ridiculous.

[Amy Jade]

i hope he gets naked asap

[GiRTh]

This Christian is gonna be hilarious.

[T*]

poor guy, Simon's going to rugby tackle him and lick his feet

SHOWBIZ

[YourLAEx]

He can save me anytime

[Adamw92]

You can practically hear the knickers dropping to the floor in this thread :laugh:

[jyunga]

his videos suck... he's going to be lameee

[YourLAEx]

Wtf is Simon doing

[Firewire]

simon flirting again

[Margarine.]

he can shag himself with a broken bottle if he wants a showmance

[Glenn.]

Simon sniffing my man wtf

[Ross.]

You can practically hear the knickers dropping to the floor in this thread :laugh:

:joker::joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

What a little twat

[Johnnyuk123]

poor guy, Simon's going to rugby tackle him and lick his feet

Only lick his feet? :hehe:

[bots]

jade is getting lubed and ready

[armand.kay]

welp not him and his hood lingo

[smudgie]

:worship: I have been converted

[Ammi]

..I like him...

[T*]

He'll be just like Winston. Eye candy, that's it.

Winston wasnt even hot

[Jemal]

Need to contact king christian to set up a collab with him and me n leon

[ruiphillips]

Wtf is Simon doing

Sniffing his pray.

[Denver]

If he says showbiz my foot will disappear up his big fat ass

[GiRTh]

They all know each other :shrug:

[YourLAEx]

You can practically hear the knickers dropping to the floor in this thread :laugh:

Took them off for.... reasons when he took his clothes off

[Jessica.]

I would slap Simon upside the head if he sniffed me

[MB.]

"Doncaster, Midlands right?"

At least he has his looks

[Crimson Dynamo]

And drop the black speak m8te

[Meryl Streep]

If Simon says SHOWBIZ one more time

[armand.kay]

not him living in London for two years and his accent changing

[Firewire]

harriet <3

[armand.kay]

when will madge?

[Margarine.]

Nancy Carter