Love Island

[Gstar]

oh mess. (the last time we talked you went on lads night out)

That was last Wednesday sis keep up with my alcoholic life

[Jason.]

Theo or Chris will go next then depending on whether Olivia tries and gets back with Mike because they had something before he got dumped didn't they?

I don't think Olivia will go back with Mike when she spent her entire time coupled up with him flirting and snogging Chris

I think Mike might try and snatch Amber from Kem as he said he wanted to do that before he got evicted

[LukeB]

That was last Wednesday sis keep up with my alcoholic life

tbf i forgot what day it was all last week.

[Cal.]

I don't think Olivia will go back with Mike when she spent her entire time coupled up with him flirting and snogging Chris

I think Mike might try and snatch Amber from Kem as he said he wanted to do that before he got evicted

Not really fussed what happens since a girl won't be going and all my faves left are girls!

[Daniel-X]

Hope Georgia couples up with Sam or Mike and they win :love::clap1:

[Ross.]

YASSSSSSSSSSS at Jonny going I have been WAITING for this :clap1:

Screaming at Liv and Amber in the bottom four as well tho

Not Muggy Mike's return and me caring about Sam

[Samm]

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=311902529274522&id=224410324690410

SCREAMING AT ALL THESE DJDHSH "I got a text everyone!!" and the liv ones :skull:

[Jason.]

:laugh3:

[Daniel-X]

Mike and Sam will just gravitate to the gals on their own I think, Mike to Georgia probably and Sam to Tyla. Olivia won't be going back for her seconds with Mike I don't think unless she wants to be Britain's Most Hated Woman.

[Ross.]

BREAKING: Jessica Shears to re-enter the villa and win with 99% of the vote

[Daniel-X]

BREAKING: Jessica Shears to re-enter the villa and win with 99% of the vote

She's too busy ****ing men in hotel rooms babes

[Ross.]

She's too busy ****ing men in hotel rooms babes

Our Jess is a loyal gal!

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/pri_45570919.jpg?w=620&h=636&crop=1

[Jason.]

Legends only 881588662986829825

[LukeB]

Legends only 881588662986829825

Jess from series 1 :love:

[Cal.]

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=311902529274522&id=224410324690410

SCREAMING AT ALL THESE DJDHSH "I got a text everyone!!" and the liv ones :skull:

:) Alex has a really big dick :)

:joker:

[ethanjames]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/love-islands-mike-thalassitis-makes-10774048
this **** wont stop I stg

[LukeB]

:) Alex has a really big dick :)

:joker:

:joker:

[Cal.]

Final for Monday 24th July - making it 50 (?) days long.

[LukeB]

Final for Monday 24th July - making it 50 (?) days long.

i'm sad about this, i was hoping it was a week longer.

[Cal.]

A mess at them sending Georgia in when there was 16 days to go.

[Cal.]

They'll be 15 left once Mike and Sam go back in tonight so that'll be one single dumping and then 3 couple dumpings until the final 8!

[Jason.]

So that makes it a week longer than last series. I'm surprised they didn't extend it even more given its rating really well.

[Cal.]

They probably don't want to get too cocky. It'd be a shame for them to extend it for a while and the ratings to start falling below 2m or whatever.

[Jason.]

Yeah I get that. Tbh I'm fine with that length anyway, I don't think it should run as long as Big Brother, 6-7 weeks is perfect for a show like Love Island whereas BB should be around 9-10 weeks.

[Gstar]

Welp @ the vid of Jess giving head to that 3 inch dick

[LukeB]

Rankings
Montana
Camila
Chris
Marcel
Georgia
Gabby
Theo
Jamie
Alex
Tyla
Kem
Amber
Olivia

[Gstar]

Rankings
Montana
Camila
Chris
Marcel
Georgia
Gabby
Theo
Jamie
Alex
Tyla
Kem
Amber
Olivia
Basically this but would put Kem higher

[Jason.]

Do the two new guys go in tonight?

[LukeB]

Do the two new guys go in tonight?

(or old)

yeah i think so

[Daniel-X]

Liv needs to ****

[Jason.]

Olivia's fuming she was in the bottom 4 jc

[LukeB]

I actually find Olivia hot

She is really irritating though

[Ross.]

Not this Chris and Liv mess happening just as Muggy Mike re-enters

[LukeB]

Chris deserves so much better.

[Daniel-X]

'And don't cry again' oh fuuuuck off

[Jason.]

Do you just find any awful person hot Luke?

[LukeB]

Do you just find any awful person hot Luke?

:oh: Montana/Chris are not awful

[Ross.]

Chris deserves so much better.

He deserves our Camilla

[Ross.]

Torn :love:

[LukeB]

He deserves our Camilla

Can we re-wind time and put a spell on Chris and Camila to fall in love? they would be a power couple

[Jason.]

Ross you're trash for nominating me

[Adamw92]

Olivia needs a shrink

[Ross.]

Can we re-wind time and put a spell on Chris and Camila to fall in love? they would be a power couple

Here for them coupling up as "friends" and winning

[LukeB]

Here for them coupling up as "friends" and winning

:clap1: one of my favourite females and my favourite male would be awesome winners. Montana would also be a great winner but i'm pretty meh on Alex because he doesn't get shown.

[Gstar]

Jamie clocking Liv :clap1:

[MB.]

"He's not a rocket scientist, he can't read my mind"

Olivia, there, showing a lack of understanding as to what rocket science entails

[Ross.]

:clap1: one of my favourite females and my favourite male would be awesome winners. Montana would also be a great winner but i'm pretty meh on Alex because he doesn't get shown.

I feel the same

[LukeB]

I forgot to say Gabby is cancelled

[DouglasS]

Montana and Alex or Camilla and Jamie should win

[Gstar]

Where's Georgia

[LukeB]

Where's Georgia

Filming Eastenders
http://keyassets-p2.timeincuk.net/wp/prod/wp-content/uploads/sites/42/2016/04/louiseandabi.jpg

[MB.]

Wow I love the winners

[Daniel-X]

Show cancelled if there's no Georgia

[DouglasS]

Montanna and Alex need to win

[LukeB]

Show cancelled if there's no Georgia

Waiting for her prince. If only Chris would move away from Olivia. She's dragging him down.

[Gstar]

I feel that Kem and Amber are going to snatch the title purely for Kem, he is very likeable and popular with the casual viewers and they always give him really good edits

http://68.media.tumblr.com/e660115bb32ca4e63365bc462dfbb4a5/tumblr_inline_nm0yjwR96L1s2uupz.gif

[LukeB]

I feel that Kem and Amber are going to snatch the title purely for Kem, he is very likeable and popular with the casual viewers and they always give him really good edits

http://68.media.tumblr.com/e660115bb32ca4e63365bc462dfbb4a5/tumblr_inline_nm0yjwR96L1s2uupz.gif

That would be tragic :britney:

[T*]

Haven't been watching, Montana is still there right :worry:
LHR

[LukeB]

Haven't been watching, Montana is still there right :worry:
LHR

Yeah! (i know what that code is :p )

[Adamw92]

I'm over Chris and Olivia, can she go home now?

[Gstar]

35 minutes in and I've finally seen Georgia

[Adamw92]

Georgia materializing from nowhere :laugh:

[DouglasS]

They genuinely should have got rid of both Tyla and Johnny as the B2 and made Olivia and Amber vote between themselves who is the third to go, can't believe producers didn't do that. To remove two duffs and then massively shock the villa and split up a couple

[LukeB]

Georgia materializing from nowhere :laugh:

Me.

[Adamw92]

Me.

:joker:

Surprise b*tches.

[Daniel-X]

Gabby and Marcel really annoy me now and idek why

[Adamw92]

How many times do we need to see these two break-up?? :bored:

[T*]

Kem gets on me tits and IDK why

[LukeB]

:joker:

Surprise b*tches.

And then
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/657/459/e31.gif

[Adamw92]

And then
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/657/459/e31.gif

YAS :dance: love it

[Daniel-X]

I'm so bored of Olivia she can **** off

I'm gonna be fuming with Chris if he gets back with her after this

[LukeB]

Olivia is really awful.

[Owen19]

I'm so bored of Olivia she can **** off

I've been bored of her **** since the love triangle

[LukeB]

I'm so bored of Olivia she can **** off

I'm gonna be fuming with Chris if he gets back with her after this

I think the viewers are as well. awful.

[Adamw92]

She is an actual nightmare

[MB.]

And she wonders why she was in the bottom 4

[Daniel-X]

I don't even know who's my favourite this year

[LukeB]

7% are shallow voters

[Adamw92]

I'm surprised she even has 7% on that poll

[Gstar]

*tibb prayer circle for Mike to rihturn*

[DouglasS]

Get Liv out

[DouglasS]

Mike and Sam are 100 percent returning. I see no point in Sam he was legit dull and no girls like him

[LukeB]

I'm surprised she even has 7% on that poll

over 23k have voted :skull:

[Adamw92]

over 23k have voted :skull:

:umm2:

[LukeB]

:umm2:

So she has like over 1000 votes. messy

[Adamw92]

So she has like over 1000 votes. messy

Probably from people exactly like her

[LukeB]

Probably from people exactly like her

Or horny teenagers

[Adamw92]

Do they genuinely think thats funny? like :umm2:

[MB.]

Why hasn't Caroline turned up in, like, two weeks

[MB.]

(yeah quelle surprise etc)

[Daniel-X]

Mike *fans herself rapidly*

[DouglasS]

Dying at dick sand

[Gstar]

I will have all of Mikes babies

[LukeB]

I will have all of Mikes babies

ttMpE1jgfEg

[Owoaje1993]

My rating on the girls
1:Montana
2:Georgina
3:Gabby
4:Camilla
5:Tyla
6:Amber
7:Olivia

[Jason.]

So I watched this again properly and I'm just sick of Olivia at this point. She has no redeeming qualities, ugly both inside and out. She's just trash.

I love Montana/Alex as a couple, they're probably the most genuine ones in there.

Oh and why was Sam voted back in? Like I expected it but as someone else said, he was in there for like a month and nobody fancied him :shrug:

[Jason.]

Or horny teenagers

She's not even good-looking at all...like she's stick thin and still has a double chin. I just don't get it

[Jason.]

Why hasn't Caroline turned up in, like, two weeks

Yeah if you're expecting Caroline to show up for every elimination or announcement, she doesn't. Aside from the first series where they had the live eliminations from outside the villa, she just shows up like twice a series now.

[LukeB]

She's not even good-looking at all...like she's stick thin and still has a double chin. I just don't get it

Well that's you. Shes actually hot but others are way better. They are some viewers who fancy her/find her attractive etc

[Cal.]

I'm so happy Olivia took the hate away from Tyla :clap1:

[Cal.]

They genuinely should have got rid of both Tyla and Johnny as the B2 and made Olivia and Amber vote between themselves who is the third to go, can't believe producers didn't do that. To remove two duffs and then massively shock the villa and split up a couple

Mess that would have been awkward to watch Olivia and Amber decide because neither would volunteer themselves to go

[Gstar]

Oh and why was Sam voted back in? Like I expected it but as someone else said, he was in there for like a month and nobody fancied him :shrug:

This

He doesn't/didn't really have a purpose there the first time round and he comes across as a bit desperate in the sense that he'll fancy any girl who fancies him

[Ross.]

Mess

vnxRCBNhKIo

[LukeB]

Mess

vnxRCBNhKIo

I only remember Harley

[Ross.]

I only remember Harley

Tyne shade?

[Cal.]

Mess

vnxRCBNhKIo

This is like the rejects performance at The X Factor final

[TomC]

Mess

vnxRCBNhKIo

Nathan remains fit, but I honestly am stunned how hot Harley is in this, and I didn't see it at all when he was in there :drool:

[Jason.]

Nameless girl :love:

[Cal.]

I'm not being nasty but the girls looked thinner in the villa.

I like a curvier look anyway!

[DouglasS]

I hope Mike and Liv get together for the drama

[Cal.]

I love Georgia.!

[Daniel-X]

Ew @ Tyla and Liv bitching about Georgia

[LukeB]

Ew @ Tyla and Liv bitching about Georgia

Jealous cows?

[Owen19]

Ew @ Tyla and Liv bitching about Georgia

Jealous skanks

[DouglasS]

Tyla is so fake.

[Daniel-X]

Idk why the girls dislike her so much

[LukeB]

Idk why the girls dislike her so much

Threatened of course.

[Ross.]

I'm not interested in seeing Sam again at all

[Headie]

Not Sam returning to the villa with clear skin and nice clothing

[Headie]

I find Sam SO overrated (idk why he was so loved) but he's pretty harmless tbh

Mike & Live drama is gonna be so forced now

[Cal.]

Sam is so hot

[Ross.]

Sam is so hot

DON'T start!

[LukeB]

I find Sam SO overrated (idk why he was so loved) but he's pretty harmless tbh

Mike & Live drama is gonna be so forced now

That would mean giving Liv more airtime :yawn: and there's poor Alex who doesn't get hardly any :skull:

[LukeB]

Sam is so hot

I lowkey agree.

[Jason.]

Mike should just get with Georgia tbh

[LukeB]

Mike should just get with Georgia tbh

Chris*

[Jason.]

Idc who tbh as long as she has a man!

[LukeB]

Idc who tbh as long as she has a man!

I actually think Chris and Georgia suit tbh. He just needs to get away from Liv.

[Ross.]

I need Chris to couple up with someone new

[Headie]

Where did the nickname Muggy Mike even come from, did he even do anything in his 0.5 seconds of being in the villa

[Headie]

I need Chris to couple up with someone new

Here for a Chris & Theo coupling

[DouglasS]

Chris called him Muggy Mike when Mike paired up with Liv

[LukeB]

Where did the nickname Muggy Mike even come from, did he even do anything in his 0.5 seconds of being in the villa

When Mike picked Liv during his first couple up Chris called him muggy mike :joker:

[Jason.]

I need Chris to couple up with someone new

Bring back Zara

[Daniel-X]

This series is so fun now the winner has been spoiled, Miss Georgia :flutter:

[Headie]

I didn't find Sam hot at all in his first stint but he's lowkey attractive this time? :worry:

[LukeB]

Bring back Zara

So you can call her overrated again?

[Jason.]

So you can call her overrated again?

No, so she can couple up with Chris

[DouglasS]

Sam/Tyla will be voted out really soon if its couple voting.. They're both bores anyway.

[Headie]

Sam/Tyla will be voted out really soon if its couple voting.. They're both bores anyway.

Sam is really popular with the public

[Cal.]

Ugh Sam is so fit

[Cal.]

He's putting in WORK this time

[LukeB]

He's putting in WORK this time

yeah he is lol, last time he couldn't be bothered and ended up with Chloe (who is stunning)

[Daniel-X]

Georgia is too good for anyone can she just be the first ever lone winner?

[LukeB]

Georgia is too good for anyone can she just be the first ever lone winner?

A shocking win because Alex gets no airtime so loses it for Montana?

[Daniel-X]

A shocking win because Alex gets no airtime so loses it for Montana?

Dark horse legend

[LukeB]

Dark horse legend

Georgia and Deborah winning their shows unexpectedly will be the best RTV moment ever?

[Daniel-X]

Ugh MR MUGGY :lovedup: *rips open the buttons on her blouse*

[Headie]

"Stick it on"

"Stuck it on"

This phrase should've never been created

[Jason.]

Ugh MR MUGGY :lovedup: *rips open the buttons on her blouse*

:joker:

[Headie]

Wild Thoughts promo <3

[Daniel-X]

Wow Georgia and Mike are the new Bradgelina?

[LukeB]

I keep thinking Louise Mitchell is on Love Island :worry:

[LukeB]

Wow Georgia and Mike are the new Bradgelina?

But a better version? (I dislike them :worry: )

[Daniel-X]

But a better version? (I dislike them :worry: )

Oh Bradgleina are the Tesco version of Meorgia obvs!

[LukeB]

Oh Bradgleina are the Tesco version of Meorgia obvs!

Actually if Liv is trying to steal him she can be Angelina

and Georgia can be Jennifer.

[Daniel-X]

Is this the same Tyla Carr who's nose was running she was sobbing that much when her trashy partner left the other day?

[Ross.]

Is this the same Tyla Carr who's nose was running she was sobbing that much when her trashy partner left the other day?

She moved on from that trash :clap1:

[Daniel-X]

It's a shame that Liv poached Tyla as her new Jess

[LukeB]

Is this the same Tyla Carr who's nose was running she was sobbing that much when her trashy partner left the other day?

Me when i quickly move on

[Headie]

Kem's ass

https://media.tenor.com/images/e3f12d425385527b9db44cdc20432a41/tenor.gif

[Ross.]

Someone send an ambulance to Dan-X's!

[Daniel-X]

*begins to hyperventalite*

[LukeB]

I wish Jonny was doing this.... :shame:

[Ross.]

Alex leaving both the gals and viewers shook?

[Jason.]

I wish Jonny was doing this.... :shame:

Shut up

[LukeB]

Shut up

https://media.giphy.com/media/Cw8AsINRIjk3K/giphy.gif

[LukeB]

Not tea bagging.

[Jason.]

'It was the best night of my life'

Easy cow

[Headie]

"NOTED"

[Headie]

Kem had us all shook

[Ross.]

Wait where is Chris

[Cal.]

Stoke teenage girl found decomposing in room 2 weeks after saucy Love Island strip episode

[Ross.]

Screaming Camilla

[LukeB]

Wait where is Chris

Liv locked him away somewhere?

[Cal.]

Oh Gabby likes her men like she likes her coffee?

[Jason.]

Stoke teenage girl found decomposing in room 2 weeks after saucy Love Island strip episode

:joker:

[Ross.]

Liv locked him away somewhere?

Mess why isn't he there

[Cal.]

Oh Gabby you can't tunnel your way out of this one babes! You fancy the wrong black guy!

[LukeB]

Mess why isn't he there

I have no idea :worry:

[Owen19]

I have no idea :worry:

Isn't he ill?

[Daniel-X]

Wow Gabby racist? Getting Marc & Theo confused?

[Daniel-X]

We all know Mr Muggy would've had my heart through the ****ing roof

[LukeB]

Isn't he ill?

Liv poisoned her

[Jason.]

Mr Muggy makes me cackle idk why

[Ross.]

GUYS did Chris leave the villa or something because he wasn't there at all I'm shook

[Ross.]

Mr Muggy makes me cackle idk why

Same :joker:

[LukeB]

GUYS did Chris leave the villa or something because he wasn't there at all I'm shook

I think he was ill?

[Cal.]

Bethany, Sophie and Tyla now perching my profile faves :love:

[Daniel-X]

Naomi, Zara and Georgia are perching mine. Best trip of all time yes?

[Daniel-X]

Wish I could have Chris too but we'll see who's my fave by the end of the series!

[LukeB]

Me
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/19956062_315871462210962_2906206358766473128_o.jpg ?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=fd9a93d1b8c71c2a700735bff115f5f7&oe=5A0D8E87

[Cal.]

:joker:

[Jason.]

Yas @ profile favourites :clap1:

[Jason.]

Idk who to pick though, like my favourite varies from Camilla, Montana and Chris :laugh:

[LukeB]

Georgia was on towie before.. its been annoying me where i've seen her

[Jason.]

Luke spoiler that tweet, it's stretching the page :omgno:

[LukeB]

Luke spoiler that tweet, it's stretching the page :omgno:

Mess it was fine on my phone

[Cal.]

Bethany, Sophie and Tyla :love:

[Ross.]

AHHHHHHH welcome to my faves Camilla :love:

[Gstar]

Slay @ the profile faves :clap1:

[Headie]

Jess, Zara and Camilla the holy profile faves trinity

[MB.]

If I wanted, I could swap out Issy as my BB18 fave so that my favourites read "Hannah Montana", but we all know I'm not doing that

[LukeB]

If I wanted, I could swap out Issy as my BB18 fave so that my favourites read "Hannah Montana", but we all know I'm not doing that

you will be a legend if you do imo

[LukeB]

Jess, Zara and Camilla the holy profile faves trinity

Us having the same holy profile favs :clap1:

[Headie]

Us having the same holy profile favs :clap1:

https://68.media.tumblr.com/2f42c1cd4c40fff19b114b11888a1468/tumblr_osypjlaS7t1r1ej1fo4_400.gif

[Jason.]

a3a9Yvfo2QE

Mess if it's between Chris & Mike again

[Cal.]

Theo will go for sure.

[Gstar]

Perched for Georgia and Mike to take that winners crown

[DouglasS]

Mike's not gunna go. Loads of the girls are after him. Theo is a gonner sadly.

Would prefer Sam to go, hes utterly useless.

[Adamw92]

Mess if Sam gets dumped from the island again

[Owen19]

Mike is so DULL

Him and Tyla can couple up and go

[Jason.]

Montana's clocking

[MB.]

Theo isn't exactly Richard Hatch is he

[MB.]

Chris trying to work out who told Montana about Liv picking Mike... and guessing that it was Montana :skull:

[Ross.]

Get that promo Rebecca Ferguson :clap1:

[DouglasS]

My opinions of Chris have improved since the beginning

[MB.]

Bless them for trying to pretend that it's between Chris and Mike to leave when Theo's still there

[Cal.]

Bless them for trying to pretend that it's between Chris and Mike to leave when Theo's still there

Mike being all 3 of the single girls' first pick and them still trying to tease its him :skull:

[LukeB]

Get that promo Rebecca Ferguson :clap1:

What a beautiful song :flutter:

[DouglasS]

Why do they keep promoting Leona Lewis and Rebecca Ferguson on this show

[Ross.]

Why do they keep promoting Leona Lewis and Rebecca Ferguson on this show

What am I to you?
What am I to you?
Don't tell me, don't kill me now.
What am I to you?
What am I to you?
Just keep me, and I won't make a sound.

[MB.]

Not Camilla's pre-rehearsed speech

[Ross.]

Not Camilla's pre-rehearsed speech

Queen of reading a script

[MB.]

Queen of reading a script

Well she's more than qualified for BBUS then

[MB.]

(yay Montana and Alex now go make beautiful babies etc)

[LukeB]

Well she's more than qualified for BBUS then

Here for Allison to rig it for her

[MB.]

Right, that's the final three, everyone else can go home now

[LukeB]

Amber wants to be on towie that is why she likes Kem?

[Ross.]

Not the dramatic music

[MB.]

Liv to pick Sam for the lols?

[LukeB]

Not the dramatic music

I actually like this dramatic music

[MB.]

"Compatibility can show itself in many ways, including yelling at your partner the entire day and wanting to throw heavy items of furniture at their head"

[Jason.]

Sinister bitch

[MB.]

Not Georgia with the casting vote

[LukeB]

Dry as hell - me about Jason on kik

[Ross.]

I would scream if Sam was sent packing again

[MB.]

-Georgia picks Kem-

[LukeB]

I would scream if Sam was sent packing again

Same :joker:

[Jason.]

Dry as hell - me about Jason on kik

caah

[Headie]

Theo is out the show is cancelled

http://i.imgur.com/JxUQz16.gif

[LukeB]

caah

I thought i banned this word?

[LukeB]

Ross,do you hear Dua Lipa :clap1:

[Ross.]

Omg Bad Together promo :clap1:

[Headie]

https://media.giphy.com/media/lAb6xs6tLoZ44/giphy.gif

[Ross.]

The song choices are so good honestly BB hew?

[MB.]

I think Hayden likes Theo

[LukeB]

The song choices are so good honestly BB hew?

Another reason why this show is superior?

[Jason.]

I love Georgia :joker:

[Ross.]

Cackling at Georgia's shade

http://i.imgur.com/JxUQz16.gif