Love Island

[Samm]

This guy ain't doing anything for me

[Daniel-X]

OMG WTF

[Ross.]

Justice 4 Malin

[Headie]

Poor Malin </3

This happened last year as well with Rachel getting picked last (I think)

Why are white boys so scared of women of colour! #EndRacism2k16

[Will.]

I like how there's only 10 on launch, not an overload.

[Headie]

Another hottie http://i.imgur.com/AWBFJGB.gif

[Black Dagger]

Oh no. He reminded me of BBCAN Phil then with that first close up. So **** that.

[Daniel-X]

They've left the two best for our Mal so it's all good.

[Jason.]

Malin is me fave :love:

[Daniel-X]

I like how there's only 10 on launch, not an overload.

There's 11.

Daniel is yet to come on.

[Jake.]

i watched the first 20 minutes and sophie was the only hot female there

[Pete.]

Malin is literally Shilpa prays she wins over this discrimination

[Headie]

This guy ain't doing anything for me

http://i.imgur.com/1lsFatZ.gif

[Black Dagger]

No he's cute. Marlin ride that D hard gurl.

[Jason.]

Malin is literally Shilpa prays she wins over this discrimination

Here for her righteous victory

[Daniel-X]

Omg legend Sophie :o

[Ross.]

Bye he won't go with Malin and she'll be alone </3

[Headie]

Poor Malin </3 What did she do to deserve this!

[Daniel-X]

Ew why would you pick Zara over Sophie and Malin?

[Ross.]

what a mess

[Jason.]

Zara's ugly tho

[Black Dagger]

Oh I'm not having Malin left with this ****ing plonker.

[Daniel-X]

Where is Daniel though?

[Pete.]

Me bopping to Ariana in the background

[Will.]

Poor Malin :(

[Headie]

BYE I CALLED IT @ the two ethnic people getting paired up

It happened with Rachel/Omar last year too

[Daniel-X]

Guys chill Malin will snatch Daniel and he's the hawtest

[Jason.]

BYE I CALLED IT @ the two ethnic people getting paired up

It happened with Rachel/Omar last year too

Ofcom complaints to arise?

[Daniel-X]

OMG Daniel is coming

[Headie]

Omg he's hot as hell http://i.imgur.com/IAS7jvA.gif

[Pete.]

Malin and Sophie is the most attractive I don't get it

[Black Dagger]

They should have put a gay in at this point to confuse them seeing as Playing It Straight won't return.

[Daniel-X]

Erm if they all don't step forward for Daniel they can **** off.

[Will.]

How is he 23

[lukee]

Why is it only heterosexual people


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[Black Dagger]

But I'll take Daniel too.

SPIT AT ME.

[Jason.]

But I'll take Daniel too.

SPIT AT ME.

:joker: mess

[Headie]

Why is it only heterosexual people


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Go away

[Ross.]

But I'll take Daniel too.

SPIT AT ME.

:joker:

ily

[Headie]

Steal Malin pls

[Daniel-X]

Daniel steal Malin

[Headie]

Oop pied off twice

[Ross.]

kween Malin stepping forward <3

[lukee]

Go away



Urmm no afraid your gonna have to get used to me

[Headie]

Urmm no afraid your gonna have to get used to me

*you're

[Headie]

Poor Malin

[Ross.]

bye at Malin being snubbed again

[Daniel-X]

They're all clearly racist

[Jason.]

Malin is the best looking girl there dg why none of them like her </3

[Black Dagger]

Olivia is basic as ****.

You can spit at somebody else now Daniel, over it.

[Headie]

Javi needs to stay on he's the hottest along with Daniel

[lukee]

[emoji8]


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[Will.]

Malin <3

[Headie]

[emoji8]


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http://z5.ifrm.com/5919/148/0/e5035143//e5035143.png

[Jason.]

Not newbies

[Ross.]

The voiceover guy sounds like David Tennant

[Headie]

Not newbies

4in4out?

[Black Dagger]

If Nathan growled at me like that I'd ****ing growl back twice as much and bite his bollocks off.

[Pete.]

Malin should quit she's too good for this show

[Will.]

If Nathan growled at me like that I'd ****ing growl back twice as much and bite his bollocks off.

OMG :joker:

[Ross.]

If Nathan growled at me like that I'd ****ing growl back twice as much and bite his bollocks off.

:joker:

[Jason.]

Put Lucas in as the token gay to lust all over the men tbh

[Jack_]

i watched the first 20 minutes and sophie was the only hot female there

Yeah the girls aren't great this year so far

None of them have anything on Jess and Naomi :flutter:

They should have put a gay in at this point to confuse them seeing as Playing It Straight won't return.

:joker:

That's the only thing I don't like about this show, it's very heteronormative

[Black Dagger]

Put Lucas in as the token gay to lust all over the men tbh

:clap1:

Sophie coming at me and me just being like "Get your vagina out my face luv, Javi is applying sun cream to himself"

[Will.]

I've never heard of the name Rykard before

[Jason.]

Feel so sorry for Malin </3

[Pete.]

Malin is hottest according to the app so poor others

[Daniel-X]

Cara and Nathan are already severing Jon and Hannah :omgno:

[Headie]

Ok I changed my mind Nathan is hot

[Jason.]

Nathan reminds me of Maxwell for some reason idk why :worry:

[Will.]

Downloading the app now

[Daniel-X]

Nathan reminds me of Maxwell for some reason idk why :worry:

Yeah they both look like sloths.

[Black Dagger]

Ok I changed my mind Nathan is hot

He reminds me of Josh from last year and I wanted his cock in the end so yes I am hoping I will warm to him.

[Black Dagger]

The app isn't on Kindle, ****ing rude.

[Jason.]

The app is being funny with me so I'm re-downloading it as I kept it on my phone from last year

[Headie]

I think this series is gonna get higher ratings than last year - there's a social buzz for it and it's trending on Twitter

[Jason.]

I think this series is gonna get higher ratings than last year - there's a social buzz for it and it's trending on Twitter

It trended last year too iirc. I hope it does though. It deserves higher ratings than it gets and ITV2 promote it really well

[Will.]

Loving it so far

[lukee]

Who has a kindle


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[Amy Jade]

It'll get ok ratings until the public vote out the prettiest girls and the stirrers and the series goes to ****

[Headie]

Who has a kindle


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http://38.media.tumblr.com/6b717d862059382c29547b6fb0d6324c/tumblr_inline_naqdlfPdK31r561jx.gif

[Jack_]

I think this series is gonna get higher ratings than last year - there's a social buzz for it and it's trending on Twitter

I'm expecting at least 800k for tonight and I wouldn't be surprised if it hit a million

ITV2 have set the benchmark for how to promote a show with this as far as I'm concerned and it makes C5 look like a ****ing joke

[Jason.]

Not here for the racist public voting out Malin @ first opportunity tho </3

[Jack_]

Less public voting, more recoupling and elements of gameplay needed to control the eliminations

I really want them to do the prisoners dilemma twist again on the finale and for someone to steal the money :joker:

[Jason.]

I'm expecting at least 800k for tonight and I wouldn't be surprised if it hit a million

ITV2 have set the benchmark for how to promote a show with this as far as I'm concerned and it makes C5 look like a ****ing joke

Afaic LI deserves higher ratings than BB with the way they promote the show. Idg why C5 don't have a countdown on the side of the screen like ITV2 do for LI

[Headie]

Natalie Nunn in that ITV2 trailer :flutter:

[Amy Jade]

I'm watching it now on itv2+1 so ill let you know how wrong you all are soon

[Headie]

Not here for the racist public voting out Malin @ first opportunity tho </3

Justice for Rachel & Omar?

[Black Dagger]

Who has a kindle


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Me, now ****ing do one pal. I didn't ask for your input, because none if it is ever original.

[Amy Jade]

Why is everyone being so hostile to lukee? :(

[Pete.]

Not here for the racist public voting out Malin @ first opportunity tho </3
She's getting a good edit though :clap1:

[lukee]

That's cute


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[Headie]

"The fact that she stood forward made me think she's quite promiscuous"

Umm she literally stood forward because she likes you

[Black Dagger]

Bet your Iphone is stolen as well, give it back, thief!!!

[Headie]

Why is everyone being so hostile to lukee? :(

He steals our posts from here and posts them on his twitter feed as his own without our permission, and refuses to stop when we ask.

He did it all through BBCAN4 and he didn't even watch the show!

[Amy Jade]

Web Cam Cara :umm2:

[Pete.]

Why is everyone being so hostile to lukee? :(
He steals member's posts and posts them as his own on Twitter

http://i43.tinypic.com/2mhzc0n.gif

[Ross.]

Bet your Iphone is stolen as well, give it back, thief!!!

:joker:

[Jack_]

I want that pool tbh

[Daniel-X]

Ryk and Malin are the best couple BY FAR

[Amy Jade]

Olivia reminds me of Sallie Axl

[Amy Jade]

He steals our posts from here and posts them on his twitter feed as his own without our permission, and refuses to stop when we ask.

He did it all through BBCAN4 and he didn't even watch the show!

He steals member's posts and posts them as his own on Twitter

http://i43.tinypic.com/2mhzc0n.gif

Ohhh that's naughty, is it deffo him?

[Headie]

Kinda random but this feels like we're watching the guinea pig house for BB17 or something, kinda like a warm-up for "the main show" we're all waiting for :laugh:

[Daniel-X]

Nathan kinda makes me want to bomb Essex.

[Amy Jade]

Oh I get the Marlin love she's stunning and I agrEE with her abut Tinder

[Pete.]

Didnt BB have those chairs in the kitchen/patio?

[lukee]

He steals our posts from here and posts them on his twitter feed as his own without our permission, and refuses to stop when we ask.



He did it all through BBCAN4 and he didn't even watch the show!



Didn't watch the show urm yes I did hence why arisa follows me [emoji1319]

[Amy Jade]

Sophie's claim to fame sagging Danny Cipriani :laugh:

[Jason.]

The garden looks a lot like BB14's with the wooden decking

[Amy Jade]

I love the beach look pool area I'd live there!

[Headie]

Didn't watch the show urm yes I did hence why arisa follows me [emoji1319]

You stole all of our posts and used the #BBCAN4 tag so Arisa probably thinks you're a superfan when you haven't even got opinions on the show yourself #StopCatfishingArisa2k16

[Headie]

737386807768305664

[Amy Jade]

I hope Tom lives up to his VT and plays a game

[Will.]

Just had a bath so I'm about 5 mins behind

[Headie]

Ohhh that's naughty, is it deffo him?

Yep he posts the laughing emoji on here everytime we call him out, he's a troll :fist:

[Amy Jade]

Boo lukee :fist:

[Jason.]

omg mess

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/love-island-contestant-malin-andersson-8085207

[Jack_]

Afaic LI deserves higher ratings than BB with the way they promote the show. Idg why C5 don't have a countdown on the side of the screen like ITV2 do for LI

I know, it's simple yet effective things like that they should be doing

I also think the Snapchat filter is a stroke of genius, targeting exactly the right demos. No idea how much something like that would cost but C5 should definitely be doing it

Didn't watch the show urm yes I did hence why arisa follows me [emoji1319]

Yeah because you probably tweeted her one of our opinions

If you actually did watch, then who do you think played the best game (apart from the brothers)?

[Headie]

omg mess

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/love-island-contestant-malin-andersson-8085207

Not Love Island's first race row

[Will.]

omg mess

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/love-island-contestant-malin-andersson-8085207

Oops

[Daniel-X]

Sick of the bullying of Malin. Even the mirror are guilty.

[Amy Jade]

Sick of the bullying of Malin. Even the mirror are guilty.

Jealousy is an awful thing

[Ross.]

gif of Javi looking disgusted please

[Pete.]

omg mess

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/love-island-contestant-malin-andersson-8085207
The new Shilpa I called it!

Love Island will probably exploit this to get headlines & viewers :shame:

[Jack_]

catch the snatch :laugh2:

[Daniel-X]

Team Javi TBH

[Headie]

I wanna see who these newbies are

[Amy Jade]

I wanna see who these newbies are

Naomi to make a triumphant return :fc:

[Daniel-X]

Naomi to make a triumphant return :fc:

We can always pray :fc:

Honestly Naomi is in my top 5 RTV contestants of 2015, she was AMAZING.

[Daniel-X]

Why is the show overrunning so much?

[Amy Jade]

Poor Marlin rejected twice when she's easily the hottest girl there

[Pete.]

http://i.imgur.com/Xg9C61Z.gif

[Amy Jade]

Scott is the hottest guy

[Jack_]

'Needs to be slayed' :joker:

[Headie]

Javi > Daniel

[Headie]

'Needs to be slayed' :joker:

Secret gay confirmed?

[Amy Jade]

Scott has awful taste though Zara is basic af

[Daniel-X]

Javi > Daniel

https://66.media.tumblr.com/bd96fb36e6fecfbb9b6364f0d48956f6/tumblr_o0yrw0qY6Y1r9dm6no2_250.gif

[Will.]

I really don't like Daniel

[Daniel-X]

Adam and Chelsea pls

[Jason.]

Chelsea >>>

[Headie]

Adam & Chelsea

[Pete.]

Vote in Chelsea girls

[Jason.]

The two new males seem flat as f tho

[Headie]

Terry gives me Jez nightmares

[Amy Jade]

Daniel is so hot I love him in that leather jacket

[Will.]

The two new males seem flat as f tho

Yeah

[Amy Jade]

How long is the vote open or should I just trust you all and vote Chelsea?

[Jason.]

How long is the vote open or should I just trust you all and vote Chelsea?

Half an hour. It closes at 11

[Daniel-X]

How long is the vote open or should I just trust you all and vote Chelsea?

Yeah Kady is annoying and whiney. Chelsea is serving Bethany a tad.

[Will.]

I don't know if I can be arsed to get up from my bed and go to my desk to get my phone and vote.

[Amy Jade]

Shall I just vote Chelsea then?

[zakman440]

I really enjoyed that tbh - much better than last year :clap1:. You can tell that ITV2 is throwing a lot at it this year - the promotion has been insane, the app is really impressive and the show felt a lot better. I'll try and stick with it this time - hopefully it pays off.

[Amy Jade]

Voted Chelsea and Terry

[Will.]

Really good episode

[Jason.]

Who's everybody's Top 5?

Mine are:

1. Malin
2. Cara
3. Rykard
4. Sophie
5. Scott

[Daniel-X]

Ia with the posts above, the premiere was much better than last years premiere. I'm just hoping BB and this don't clash again.

[Daniel-X]

Who's everybody's Top 5?

Mine are:

1. Malin
2. Cara
3. Rykard
4. Sophie
5. Scott


1. Malin
2. Sophie
3. Rykard
4. Javi
5. Cara

I don't care for Cara TBH though I dislike her with Nathan so I hope that couple is split soon.

[Jack_]

This episode should've been live tbh so they could've had the vote open during the show and then sent the newbies in at the end like they did last year

The lack of weekly live shows may prove a problem IMO, but we shall see

Secret gay confirmed?

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

(also btw I had no idea until this thread that you were, well...at least I assume you are lol)

[Amy Jade]

Zara being nice to Marlin :flutter:

[Headie]

This episode should've been live tbh so they could've had the vote open during the show and then sent the newbies in at the end like they did last year

The lack of weekly live shows may prove a problem IMO, but we shall see



:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

(also btw I had no idea until this thread that you were, well...at least I assume you are lol)

Ain't it obvious? Lmao

[Will.]

1. Malin
2. Sophie
3. Javi
4. Cara
5. Rykard

[Jack_]

Ain't it obvious? Lmao

I'm not really one who believes in stereotypes so I don't like to assume people's sexualities until they make it known themselves :laugh:

[Black Dagger]

Ain't it obvious? Lmao

No!!!

[Amy Jade]

Daniel > Javi

[Amy Jade]

Screaming at Cara slagging off Javi's awful speedos it does look like he's **** himself

[Ammi]

..oh I watched some of this last night..(it's the first time I've seen it..)...poor Malin..:sad:..she's totally gorgeous as well...I'm really liking Sophie and Tom as a couple atm..:lovedup:..

[zakman440]

This got 650k in the ratings last night (excluding +1), up on last year.

Source: http://www.tellymix.co.uk/ratings/262362-love-island-2016-launch-night-ratings-last-year.html

[Will.]

That's a solid rating.

[Vanessa]

Is this any good? I missed it last night.

[Will.]

Is this any good? I missed it last night.

Yeah I think you'll like it Vanessa, it was refreshing and enjoyable.

[Daniel-X]

Is this any good? I missed it last night.

It's a nice easy watch when there's nothing on, it's not spectacular or anything but I would say give it a watch. I think it's your cup of tea.

[Daniel-X]

I'm just praying rn that Cara and Nathan are split, they're giving me Jon and Hannah teas and I cba with THAT.

[Jack_]

Clips from tonight's show:

http://www.itv.com/loveisland/news/first-look-episode-bisexual-revelation-new-arrivals

One of the islanders is bi! Put some more in plz

[Natalie.]

What days does this air?

[Firewire]

I liked the show last night, quite easy to watch. I only watched two episodes last year.

[Jack_]

What days does this air?

Everyday, I think Saturday's are recaps again though

[Jason.]

Does it air on Friday too?

Not here for it clashing with BB evictions

[Black Dagger]

Clips from tonight's show:

http://www.itv.com/loveisland/news/first-look-episode-bisexual-revelation-new-arrivals

One of the islanders is bi! Put some more in plz

Not a girl bi!!

[Natalie.]

Everyday, I think Saturday's are recaps again though

Thank you
I'll give it a watch

[Cal.]

Ugh the On Demand recording is out of sync

[Amy Jade]

Sophie is the bi one, she said she started dating girls after her last relationship with a guy was a disaster

[Natalie.]

Watched it earlier, didn't watch it last year
Quite liked it, will try to stick with it

Sophie, Malin and Cara :love:

The new ones they showed at the end, wish they could send the 2 women in :laugh:

[Pete.]

Is this on tonight?

[Cal.]

Ugh why is everyone in the villa trying to save Javi from going home next week? Daniel>>>

Hope Adam and Kady get in

[Jason.]

Is this on tonight?

Yep at 9

[Black Dagger]

Hope y'all are ready for more thirsty posts from me.

[Amy Jade]

Ugh why is everyone in the villa trying to save Javi from going home next week? Daniel>>>

Hope Adam and Kady get in

I can't stand Javi, he was full of talk in the VT but when Daniel confronted him he was very quiet. Keep Daniel in!

[Daniel-X]

Ugh why is everyone in the villa trying to save Javi from going home next week? Daniel>>>

Hope Adam and Kady get in

Erm, Javi>>>>

And Chelsea is far superior to that Kady skank. She's a mixture of our Karly Ashworth and our Bethany Rogers it appears to me.

[Cal.]

Kady is gonna bring the drama like Bethany?!

[Nick.]

Ugh all these guys seem repulsive.

[Daniel-X]

Kady is gonna bring the drama like Bethany?!

I think you're getting the confused honey. Chelsea is the blonde superior chick, Kady is that brunette twat

[zakman440]

Episode 2 on NOW!

[Amy Jade]

Hope Zara fuming was over Chelsea

[Amy Jade]

Sophie to turn Zara lezza?

[Jason.]

Sophie to turn Zara lezza?

Malin to finally get ha hands on Scott?

[Headie]

Prayin Chelsea is picked to enter :fc:

[Amy Jade]

Can't stand Javi he's not fun he's just loud and annoying

[TomC]

I'm watching this cos there's nothing else on, it seems so cringy and I'm bored.

[Ross.]

not 5

[Black Dagger]

Tom is repulsive.

[Nick.]

Tom can go ***** himself.

[Amy Jade]

Olivia tha hoe

[GiRTh]

Damn, this show is awful. How long is the series on for?

[Amy Jade]

Aww that's nice of him though

[Headie]

Nathan looks really short compared to the other guys :laugh:

[TomC]

Tom is repulsive.

Tom can go ***** himself.

Oh I see how it is. I'll take my criticisms elsewhere!

[Headie]

Boring @ the guys winning the game

Can we hurry up and evict one of them already

[Amy Jade]

Can Javi drown soon can't bare him!

[Cal.]

Sophie<33

[Cal.]

Can Javi drown soon can't bare him!

Same ugh

[Pete.]

Buy Kiss It Better now

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/10-17-2015/EM5F9U.gif

[Headie]

Kiss It Better promo <3

[Ross.]

Buy Kiss It Better now

:clap1:

[Jack_]

loooool at Kiss It Better

[Amy Jade]

Nathan is a mess hope he stays for a bit to stir it up

[Black Dagger]

whats a kiss it better

[Daniel-X]

Nathan, Tom and Olivia are all trash. I hope Olivia stays in though for a bit cos she's providing drama atm.

[Jack_]

Iain's shady narration :joker: :love:

[Drew.]

Not here for her going around telling everyone individually shes miss great britain like Luke A did with his transgender when nobody gives a ****

[Amy Jade]

Zara needs to shut up about bring Miss GB though

[Headie]

"and world peace"

lmao

[Headie]

Zara's "I'm Miss Great Britain so I'm famous but it's a secret" storyline is givin me Lydia's "famous fiancé" teas

[Jason.]

Lydia did it better >>>

[Amy Jade]

Malin and Rykard :love:

[Pete.]

Malin and Rykard are the winners

[Headie]

Mess @ them gathering round with their phones like it's a high school fight or somethin

[Jack_]

I might have to ship Malin and Rykard soon

[Ross.]

Mess @ them gathering round with their phones like it's a high school fight or somethin

:joker:

[Jack_]

screaming at the phone video like it's some homemade soft porno

[Amy Jade]

Nathan :laugh2:

[Black Dagger]

He's a worse drunk than me. goodness.

[Ross.]

lowkey stan Nathan

[Black Dagger]

What song was that though while they were cuddling omg.

[Pete.]

Nathan bullying Caz?

[Jack_]

'go and have another drink'

A George Galloway tea?

[Pete.]

What song was that though while they were cuddling omg.
XgJFqVvb2Ws

[Black Dagger]

XgJFqVvb2Ws

Oh ofc. He did it on BGT and I stan him. Oops at me forgetting, the female voice confused me!

[Amy Jade]

Feisty Cara >

[Daniel-X]

Cara is such a legend

[Daniel-X]

Tom is ****ing barbaric, I can't stand him.

[GiRTh]

Is the bloke with Cara the one who described himself as a typical Essex boy?

Seems like he's a tool no matter where he comes from.

[Headie]

:fc: Tom is the first boot

[Cal.]

All the girls I love besides Olivia

[Daniel-X]

:fc: Tom is the first boot

Or Nathan :fc:

[Amy Jade]

Why are they surprised that the girls don't want to have sex and get fingered after one night? Idiots.

[Headie]

Or Nathan :fc:

I'm lowkey here for Nathan tho

[Jordan.]

Don't realise how good the BB casting is until you see something this shallow and tragic

[Cal.]

Why are they surprised that the girls don't want to have sex and get fingered after one night? Idiots.

I know lmao

[Daniel-X]

I'm lowkey here for Nathan tho

Omg wut? He's everything wrong with society.