Will1999's Solana Resort

[Jason.]

Damn

[Daniel-X]

Tila Tequila

[BBJordan]

Emma Willis

[Oaker]

Tila Tequila

Queen <3

[Will.]

I'm giving both BB6 and Espeson the point as they posted literally at the same second. :)

There posts came up at the same second.

[Jason.]

If you ask any questions about BB6 I'm calling a fix

:hee:

[Jason.]

yay

[BBJordan]

Emma Willis

Just getting ready for the next question

[EspeonBB]

I'm giving both BB6 and Espeson the point as they posted literally at the same second. :)

There posts came up at the same second.

But my post is above his tho :suspect:

[Ross.]

Is this the Supermarket Sweep gameshow

[Jason.]

But my post is above his tho :suspect:

no1curr

[Will.]

Team Kinky Kathy - 5


Team No Nonsense Norah - 3

[Jason.]

Hey Ross :love:

[Oaker]

Is this the Supermarket Sweep gameshow

That show was the best tbh

[Will.]

We will be playing a supermarket sweep tomorrow!

need 8 players

[BBJordan]

Is that the end

[Jason.]

I like Oaker's avvi

[Will.]

No

[Ross.]

Hey Ross :love:

Hello :flutter:

That show was the best tbh

It needs another revival tbh

[BBJordan]

Oh kk

[Jason.]

Not Will cross promoting

[Will.]

Question 8 - Which previous HM has Rylan said would be scared of the CBB16 housemates?

[Ross.]

We will be playing a supermarket sweep tomorrow!

need 8 players

My impact?

[Jason.]

Perez Hilton

[BBJordan]

Question 8 - Which previous HM has Rylan said would be scared of the CBB16 housemates?

Perez

[MB.]

The Right Reverend Elroy Williams

[EspeonBB]

Lesley Sanderson

[Jason.]

Lesley Sanderson

:joker:

Not her waiting for the celebrities on the outside

[Will.]

Team Kinky Kathy - 5


Team No Nonsense Norah - 4

WELL DONE BB6

4 more questions!

[Will.]

Question 9 - which supermarket staff MEMBER did MB introduce us to on this thread?

MB DO NOT SAY

[Jason.]

Aldi

[BBJordan]

Norah? Idk I haven't been here

[Jason.]

I don't listen to half the things MB says, TBH.

Joke, ilu MB.

[Oaker]

A checkout man

[MB.]

Charne, the in-supermarket prostitute

[Daniel-X]

Reverend Elroy Williams

[Jason.]

I really need to read the questions properly.

[Jason.]

Arista?

[Will.]

Team Kinky Kathy - 5


Team No Nonsense Norah - 5

WELL DONE DANIEL

3 more questions!

[Will.]

Question 10 - What was the largest known Dinosaur?

[Oaker]

A tyrannosaurus rex tbh

[MB.]

The Right Reverend Elroy Williams

[Jason.]

Argentinosaurus

[Daniel-X]

Argentinosaurus

[BBJordan]

Argentinosaurus

[Jason.]

ty google :hee:

[Will.]

Team Kinky Kathy - 5


Team No Nonsense Norah - 6

WELL DONE BB6

2 more questions!

[Oaker]

I was close tho

[EspeonBB]

Adele

[Oaker]

Adele

Mess

[Will.]

Question 11 - Which evictee in CBB11 (Winter 2013) had to be evicted though the back door because of poor weather conditions?

[Jason.]

next page

[Jason.]

Gillian Taylforth

[Daniel-X]

Gillian Taylforth

[Oaker]

I don't remember anyone from that series so

[Jason.]

The Winter 2013 part really helped, TBH.

[Will.]

Gillian Taylforth

CORRECT!

[Oaker]

I only remembered Rylan

[Oaker]

Ew I would actually have a tantrum if they made me leave through the Diary Room instead of out of the front door to the crowd

[Jason.]

It was snowing like crazy that Friday, iirc.

[MB.]

I'd evict the Right Reverend Elroy Williams in his back door

[Daniel-X]

Norah the underdog winning the comp

http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/fist-pump.gif

BB6 I couldn't have done it without you :love:

[Jason.]

:hee:

[Will.]

Question 12 is worth 3 points so it's both team game!

[Ross.]

I forgot about Kathy Beale's iconic stint in the house. :clap1:

[Oaker]

Ooop time for the comeback

[BBJordan]

Norah the underdog winning the comp

http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/fist-pump.gif

BB6 I couldn't have done it without you :love:

Thanks for winning tire for the team, I'm really bad at quizzes

[Jason.]

KAFFFY BEAWWE!

[Will.]

Question 12 - What colour/s were the sun loungers in the BB15 (2014) Garden by the pool?

[Jason.]

welp we've lost

[Daniel-X]

Blue me think

[Jason.]

purple/pink

[EspeonBB]

Pink

[Oaker]

Purple

[Oaker]

I hope they were pink

I think they were pink

[BBJordan]

Purple

[MB.]

Well that one's clearly Elroy

[BBJordan]

They are more purple

[Daniel-X]

Pink and purple

[Jason.]

Magneta to be specific, I think

[Oaker]

purple/pink

You edited that :nono:

[Will.]

purple/pink

CORRECT!

Team No Nonsense Norah beat Team Kinky Kathy with 10-5!

[Oaker]

Welp he gave 2 colours

[Daniel-X]

Norah I'm proud of u

[Jason.]

You edited that :nono:

Cause I spelt it wrong.

Does spelling count?

[BBJordan]

CORRECT!

Team No Nonsense Norah beat Team Kinky Kathy with 10-5!

YASSSSSSSS

[Oaker]

But congratulations on winning a Tesco discount x

[Oaker]

Cause I spelt it wrong.

Does spelling count?

It only said purple before :laugh:

[Jason.]

Welp at us loosing at first and winning

[Daniel-X]

Norah winning <3333

Norah will forever remain the most iconic worker at the supermarket

[Jason.]

It only said purple before :laugh:

I spelt that wrong too. Either way I still said it first.

[BBJordan]

Welp at us loosing at first and winning

Rise Like A Pheonix

[Calderyon]

Never heard of Supermarkets having their own quizzes.

[Jason.]

Okay, this was 44 minutes well spent.

[Oaker]

Does Kathy get fired now, she should tbh

[EspeonBB]

Welp I should have kept this thread open instead of looking into other threads

Slay Norah

[BBJordan]

Thanks for this byeeee

[Jason.]

KAFFY BEEEWW!

the way Rylan says it

[MB.]

Cause I spelt it wrong.

Does spelling count?

How on earth do you spell pruple wrong

[Jason.]

i think the real winner of the quiz is gamepod fan's dad

[Oaker]

i think the real winner of the quiz is gamepod fan's dad

:joker:

His big brother dvd purchase was the only thing this supermarket ever sold

[Will.]

Tomorrow there will be supermarket sweep

There will be 3 teams of 2, we will play 2 rounds of general knowledge questions.

leaving just 1 pair for the final, first round a question right is worth 10 seconds - second round worth 20 - third round 30 seconds.

Each team with the least amount of seconds in the rounds will be eliminated.

The winning team will have their time to go and summon me links to certain items of food on Supermarket websites.

[Jason.]

How on earth do you spell pruple wrong

i dont know what this means but im gunna do it anyway http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar60738_21.gif

[Jason.]

:joker:

His big brother dvd purchase was the only thing this supermarket ever sold

:laugh:

[Will.]

Who would like to play Supermarket Sweep?

If there's more than 6 players then we will have more rounds, need a even number though?

[MB.]

Did you ask the mods if you could do a game /jorrod

[Will.]

Did you ask the mods if you could do a game /jorrod

That will be the last game tomoz. Might do another in a couple of weeks in the Supermarket.

[Will.]

Anyone like to join?

[Oaker]

Anyone like to join?

NO

[Will.]

NO

WELP!

[Will.]

Jale loved tonights Quiz:

https://stephenjensenpoetry.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/asda-checkout-girl.jpg

[MB.]

How about Bernadette, who's spent her time smuggling Smirnoff Ice out of the stockroom ever since her husband left her for Jesy from Little Mix?

[Will.]

BREAKING: Doreen has lashed out at Madge because of the affair, Beryl is currently sorting it out.

Elroy is setting up the Karaoke in the cafe, the late night coffee shop opens at 11:30pm.

[Will.]

Maureen is licking out Norah in the store room.

[MB.]

Elroy is setting up the Karaoke in the cafe, the late night coffee shop opens at 11:30pm.

I hear "Deutschland über alles" is a favourite of his

[Will.]

I hear "Deutschland über alles" is a favourite of his

how nice.

[Will.]

Pavlo is missing, what could he be up to?

[MB.]

Getting off his tits on cheap vodka with Bernadette?

[Will.]

Bob has decided to quit as store manager, we are now looking for a new store manager.

If I find Pavlo doing drugs in the back with Mary Ann I will be fuming.

[Will.]

Are we ready to meet are 2 NEW STORE MANAGERS?

[Denver]

NO

[Will.]

Linda and Jimaha are the new store managers! They are a married couple!

http://blog.nj.com/iamnj/2007/09/large_gholston.jpg
http://cache1.asset-cache.net/gc/128311419-woman-with-bright-red-hair-at-a-festival-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=pGienAocCALPvmAYUKYxWAwIiPvaShS%2F1P%2B43YlxqLs% 3D

[MB.]

You just searched 'fat black woman' didn't you

[Will.]

You just searched 'fat black woman' didn't you

nope, just "women"

[Denver]

I miss gamepodfan

[Will.]

Kathy has already eyed up Linda and Jimaha is not happy.

[MB.]

Sure, Bernadette may look happy here but deep down she's ashamed to be in the company of a racist

http://us.123rf.com/450wm/janmika/janmika1206/janmika120600053/14189984-elderly-happy-drunk-woman-with-bottle-of-alcohol-isolated-on-white-background.jpg

(what am I doing with my life)

[Will.]

I haven't met Bernadette before.

[Will.]

Our company is not racist, we employ anyone regardless of their skin colour, gender, etc.

[MB.]

Well yeah you did re-hire a Nazi apologist

[Denver]

http://www1.expatica.com/upload/BuranovskiyeBabushki.jpg

A wave of new employees are joining the failing company

[Will.]

Well yeah you did re-hire a Nazi apologist

We like people from all different backgrounds, diversity is the key.

[Will.]

Doreen and Norah checking out the bananas:

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/590x/secondary/153697.jpg

[kirklancaster]

*burns down the supermarket*

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Will.]

Things are getting out of hand in the store, Beryl is on her way to investigate.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/28/2390E7EB00000578-2852585-Scrum_down_Customers_push_each_other_out_of_the_wa y_as_the_crowd-72_1417213372623.jpg

[Will.]

Mokka has kicked off with another customer:

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5850073.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Child-filmed-throwing-punches-in-wild-Indiana-Walmart-brawl.jpg

[Morgan.]

Did you have a meeting with Deb about her future and pay rise, Will?

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Customers doing their weekly food shopping

http://media.giphy.com/media/TULZbGrZ7T2tq/giphy.gif

[Will.]

Deb has mysteriously disappeared again, she did not attend the meeting last night.

[Will.]

Doreen serving regular customer Madge:

http://il9.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/4501514/thumb/1.jpg

[Ammi]

...just trying to get to the checkout before Madge because uggghhh she always takes ages nattering to Doreen...


http://now-here-this.timeout.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/url-151.gif

[Will.]

...just trying to get to the checkout before Madge because uggghhh she always takes ages nattering to Doreen...


http://now-here-this.timeout.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/url-151.gif

The pair like to have a good gossip, even though they have history.

[Will.]

BREAKING:

Deb has been reportedly spotted on the CCTV camera:

http://cdn.static.tuoitre.vn/i/s500/2014/07/oBqdazGZ.jpg

[LukeB]

Mokka has kicked off with another customer:

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5850073.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Child-filmed-throwing-punches-in-wild-Indiana-Walmart-brawl.jpg

:joker:

[Will.]

Our regular customer Nevett loves shopping at Will's supermarket:

http://tsminteractive.com/files/2012/07/thinkstock3.jpg

[arista]

Customers doing their weekly food shopping

http://media.giphy.com/media/TULZbGrZ7T2tq/giphy.gif


Head Office Notified
as Dogs are banned in all stores
except the blind folks

[T*]

All dogs are banned? Why are you allowed in then arista :fan:

[Daniel-X]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01455/manlooking_1455756c.jpg

BREAKING NEWS: Maureen has been arrested ripping two men's cocks off after they stared at her girlfriend Jezebelle's arse

More to follow

[Will.]

Remember everyone, Beryl takes no ****!

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/200119491-005-mature-female-airport-security-standing-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=mwxV%2Bxa84%2BbnJvBCfmYum7OfdF7Lv39cQzXOkNgC7xoh uhtotOGAoo%2Fh0FvyhjZu8Nk0jV226Xn%2FINywDSjmHg%3D% 3D

[Will.]

BREAKING: Kathy has used taken the two cocks, in hope they will be good dildos, Norah ain't happy.

[Daniel-X]

'MAUREEN CARPETMUNCH ARRESTED AFTER VIOLENT OUTBURST'

Shoppers at Will's supermarket today were kept distressed after seeing contraception expert Maureen Carpertmunch violently rip off two men's penis' after catching them perving on her Turkish fiancée Jezebelle Grey's arse. Shoppers went into wild panic when Maureen ran down the cereal aisle with two cocks in each hand screaming 'HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE MAUREEN CARPETMUNCH SCORNED' before she slipped on a bottle of nesco coffee beans and impaled one of the erect dicks in her mouth.

Carpetmunch was arrested at the scene by security guard Beryl who slapped Maureen to the floor with the other erect cock. Maureen suffered several injurys but in an interview with Zoo magazine Maureen commented 'Having that erect cock in my mouth really made me realise that maybe carpet munching isn't half as good as a good sausage in your mouth.' Maureen has been given a five minute setence regarding her actions but will be appealing later in court today for a two minute setence.

Beryl the security guard was here to comment today 'I got really set when I saw Maureen sucking the cock and I couldn't help but orgasm myself but I realised it was job to tackle this bitch. Beryl takes no **** and it's time for people to wake up and smell the flavoured condom.'

[Will.]

BREAKING!!!!!!!

Local Journalist Daniel-X is now Deputy Director of Will's supermarket.


MORE TO FOLLOW....

[Will.]

Todays events have been tragic, Beryl has been promoted to head security guard.

[Daniel-X]

Todays events have been tragic, Beryl has been promoted to head security guard.

Wise words from the queen herself

'I got really wet when I saw Maureen sucking the cock and I couldn't help but orgasm myself but I realised it was job to tackle this bitch. Beryl takes no **** and it's time for people to wake up and smell the flavoured condom.'

[Will.]

'I got really wet when I saw Maureen sucking the cock and I couldn't help but orgasm myself but I realised it was job to tackle this bitch. Beryl takes no **** and it's time for people to wake up and smell the flavoured condom.'

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/200119491-005-mature-female-airport-security-standing-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=mwxV%2Bxa84%2BbnJvBCfmYum7OfdF7Lv39cQzXOkNgC7xoh uhtotOGAoo%2Fh0FvyhjZu8Nk0jV226Xn%2FINywDSjmHg%3D% 3D

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Customers having fun. :dance:

http://cdn1.theodysseyonline.com/files/2015/07/13/635723574349032350-1936507377_4u1Ru2bOQR2iQB9w9Rdw_Grocery%2520Store% 2520Nic%2520Cage.gif

[Daniel-X]

Customers having fun. :dance:

http://cdn1.theodysseyonline.com/files/2015/07/13/635723574349032350-1936507377_4u1Ru2bOQR2iQB9w9Rdw_Grocery%2520Store% 2520Nic%2520Cage.gif

Pavlo has a bi-polar episode and shoots them all

[Will.]

BREAKING: Daniel-X has decided it times for a shack up in the store: Beryl will be offering Safe Sex talks for young people in the supermarket cafe.

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Pavlo has a bi-polar episode and shoots them all

:laugh:

[Daniel-X]

PAVLO REVEALS HE IS JALE'S ESTRANGED FATHER

Security guard Pavlo Cheesynachos has today revealed in an exclusive interview with BBC Good Food (Mexican edition) that Jale Burrito is intact his daughter.

Cheesynachos and Burriots mother agreed to keep the identity of Jale's father a secret at birth after Cheesynachos left Burritos mother Marina for Mike the check out boy after discovering his gay side after getting erect over Rob and Aaron on Emmerdale. Marina bleached Jale's skin to make sure she never found out her true identity.

Jale commented 'I was always told as a child that a Burrito was a Chinese delicacy so I never suspected a thing. I got nervous when I noticed some frozen burritos in the store next to a fajita kit but I chose to ignore it. I'm fine with Mike being my new step father it's just going to be awkward sharing the same man with my dad :/'

[Calderyon]

BREAKING NEWS: Awesome Mart Inc. is in talks of acquiring the majority share of the assets concerning Wackadoodle Co., the company behind Willmart Ltd.
This comes as a bit of surprise as there was no indication on the market of this occurring. But that being said, it fits with Awesome Mart´s strategy to buy small and medium markets and stores and then either leave them as they are or integrate them to their vast populace of their convenience stores.

The prize of sale is predicted to be approximately $1 500 000.

CEO Caldrion Vandeviors Protanokovski-Liedermain said: "Our acquisition of Wackadoodle Co. and Willmart Co. is part of our long term plan to become increasingly larger in terms of retail business and thus eventually take over Walmart and become the number 1. And we will do it, trust me."

1st part of this to turn every supermarket we as a 24/7 open store. 2nd part is to continue like we done in the past.

Awesome Mart: "Everyday, 24/7, reasonable prices!". Awesome Mart, Your choice!"

----------------
Awesome Mart Inc, founded by Rhoderius Machenheimer Randelson II in 1978 it is a one of the leading retail marketing businesses nationally only surpassed by Walmart Inc at the moment.

It´s purpose has always been to produce good products, good & friendly service, be always near, always around and always have a reasonable price.

They currently have stores all over the nation with a total of 8 245 in 17 countries. They currently have 1.5 million employers.

According to their last income statement Awesome Inc. their sales/revenue is now 395,85 billion dollars US while their total Gross Income (after deductions have been made) is at 101,43 Billion dollars US, Opereting income at 22,24 billion dollars, total assests at 143,32 billion, total equity at 65,23 billion dollars and their net income at 12,98 billion dollars.

Thus they recently surpassed Magnifico Retail Enterprises in terms of income and are now second overall in their respected business.

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

A celeb has been spotted doing his food shopping! :o

http://media.giphy.com/media/10z4zoodRLRoA0/giphy.gif

[Daniel-X]

PAVLO REVEALS HE IS JALE'S ESTRANGED FATHER

Security guard Pavlo Cheesynachos has today revealed in an exclusive interview with BBC Good Food (Mexican edition) that Jale Burrito is intact his daughter.

Cheesynachos and Burriots mother agreed to keep the identity of Jale's father a secret at birth after Cheesynachos left Burritos mother Marina for Mike the check out boy after discovering his gay side after getting erect over Rob and Aaron on Emmerdale. Marina bleached Jale's skin to make sure she never found out her true identity.

Jale commented 'I was always told as a child that a Burrito was a Chinese delicacy so I never suspected a thing. I got nervous when I noticed some frozen burritos in the store next to a fajita kit but I chose to ignore it. I'm fine with Mike being my new step father it's just going to be awkward sharing the same man with my dad :/'

Wow

[Will.]

PAVLO REVEALS HE IS JALE'S ESTRANGED FATHER

Security guard Pavlo Cheesynachos has today revealed in an exclusive interview with BBC Good Food (Mexican edition) that Jale Burrito is intact his daughter.

Cheesynachos and Burriots mother agreed to keep the identity of Jale's father a secret at birth after Cheesynachos left Burritos mother Marina for Mike the check out boy after discovering his gay side after getting erect over Rob and Aaron on Emmerdale. Marina bleached Jale's skin to make sure she never found out her true identity.

Jale commented 'I was always told as a child that a Burrito was a Chinese delicacy so I never suspected a thing. I got nervous when I noticed some frozen burritos in the store next to a fajita kit but I chose to ignore it. I'm fine with Mike being my new step father it's just going to be awkward sharing the same man with my dad :/'

omg lol

[arista]

http://www.postyourflasher.com/naked-nude-public/albums/userpics/nake_nude_shopping_278.jpg

Madame you Skirt has broken

[Will.]

Beryl, Noreen and Mary Ann are looking forward to the CBB launch:

Beryl said: "I cant wait to see a lesbo sex session in there, it makes me so wet".

Mary Ann: "I cant wait to orgasm over James Hill."

[Will.]

Another major incident has occurred in the Supermarket, Daniel is seeing whats happened...

[Daniel-X]

PAVLO CHEESYNACHOS BODY FOUND BEHIND CHEESE COUNTER

Not long after the reveal that Cheesynachos was Jale Burritos father his body has been found behind the cheese counter at Will's supermarket. Norah Lickmeout found Cheesynachos body behind the counter and rung an ambulance immediately and Cheesynachos was pronounced dead at the scene.

CCTV footage has revealed that Cheesynachos was heading towards the cheese counter for some more cheese to put on his nachos however Jale Burrito began to panic after her father failed to return with their cheese. Police have announced that they suspect the death could be a murder after a large piece of cheddar cheese was found concealed in Cheesynachos DNA and blood.

Police have failed to convict someone for the murder but Marina Burrito has been named a suspect in the case.

[Will.]

BREAKING: POLICE HAVE CONFIRMED THAT PAVLO (CHEESE NACHO) was MURDERED!

WHO KILLED PAVLO?

[Calderyon]

BREAKING NEWS: The sale of Wackadoodle Co. and Willmart Ltd. to Awesome Mart Inc. has been approved and will be ratified and confirmed in the next few days. Or hours.

[Daniel-X]

Omfg we have our first big storyline!

Even though Pavlo is no longer with us </333 he needs to be put in past workers </333

[Will.]

Omfg we have our first big storyline!

Even though Pavlo is no longer with us </333 he needs to be put in past workers </333

bless Pavlo <333

[Will.]

Me, Daniel and Norah are looking over CCTV footage, we will release a press statement at 9pm.

[T*]

*a helicopter crashes into the supermarket like on emmerdale*

[Will.]

Shocking revelations on the CCTV footage.

[Will.]

BREAKING: CCTV footage has revealed that Kathy is Debbie! Kathy has been dressing up as a women called "Debby", hence why she would disappear. It is unknown why Kathy has decided to dress up as a Asian women but it sure is shocking. It also explains the mysterious name tag 'Deb' on Kathy.


Kathy

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/webimage/1.7241683.1430576271!/image/4270614995.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/4270614995.jpg

More to follow...

[Daniel-X]

Another worker found dead at Will's supermarket

The body of Mary-Ann Smith was found today in a freezer at Will's supermarket. This comes not long after the body of Pavlo Cheesynachos was found behind the cheese counter. Local customer Nevett found the body while looking for some Chicago Town Pizzas which she had been informed where on offer from Will the director of Will's supermarket. Nevett found Mary-Ann smiths body hidden under multiple boxes of meat feast pizzas while written in ketchup on top of the freezer it read 'She knew too much (buy Heinz not Will's own)'

Norah Lickmeout and Kathy Hairdryertits both workers at the supermarket commented 'Mary-Ann was lovely she'd only recently started working with us so it's a shame she's dead. Rather her than me though YOLO' Kathy commented while Norah commented 'I would often enjoy dipping my fingers into Mary-Ann's biscuit it's such a shame she's dead. I will miss our steamy sex sessions.'

The police have launched a full investigation while Will the owner of the supermarket expressed his distress 'The murders of Pavlo and Mary-Ann while haunt us forever but remember Will's own ketchup is two pence cheaper than Heinz'

[Will.]

harrowing times in the supermarket.

[Daniel-X]

Mary-Ann and Pavlo need to be added to former staff along with Bob :sad: </333

Will the supermarket killer ever be stopped?

[Will.]

SPECIAL OFFER: box of 36 Jaffa Cakes on sale for £1.20! Bargain!

[Will.]

Mary-Ann and Pavlo need to be added to former staff along with Bob :sad: </333

Will the supermarket killer ever be stopped?

They do, bless Mary Ann.

[Daniel-X]

The supermarket will never be the same tbh </3

[Will.]

terrible times

[T*]

Several unmanned vans have crashed into all entrances, blocking every exit. A fire has been reported from the Bakery and everyone is trapped.

[arista]

Call Security: naked lady in the Supermarket

http://i4.fuskator.com/large/azPXk3FyhoZ/Hairy-Anna-Tatu-with-Wet-Pussy-from-W4B-Wearing-Pink-Dress-in-Shop-10.jpg

[Will.]

breaking: New worker hired

[T*]

Call Security: naked lady in the Supermarket

http://i4.fuskator.com/large/azPXk3FyhoZ/Hairy-Anna-Tatu-with-Wet-Pussy-from-W4B-Wearing-Pink-Dress-in-Shop-10.jpg


Arista to be banned for posting porn? :shocked:

[arista]

Several unmanned vans have crashed into all entrances, blocking every exit. A fire has been reported from the Bakery and everyone is trapped.


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/LFB_Pump_Ladder.jpg

It was put out Fast

[Will.]

Please welcome Valery! Our new assistant! Daniel is writing a bio!

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/1/590x/asda-till-worker-checkout-396957.jpg

[T*]

Can I be an assistant

[arista]

Arista to be banned for posting porn? :shocked:


Rubbish


Its a Side angle

Grow Up

[T*]

Rubbish





Its a Side angle



Grow Up


I was joking :omgno:

[Oaker]

:joker:

[arista]

I was joking :omgno:

I Know

[Daniel-X]

Valery A Washington is the newest check out girl at Will's supermarket. Mutha of international superstar Toya A Washington, Valery is a fierce bitch and nobody gets in her way. Valery is currently pregnant with Mike the check out boy's child but really it is unknown whether it is his or whether it is Ian Beale's after Valery has had an illicit affair.

[Will.]

Ok Tom! If you want!

TOM HAS BEEN HIRED AS ANOTHER NEW ASSISTANT!

Our youngest employer!

[T*]

I'm getting a character you slut
Wait

[T*]

http://c8.alamy.com/comp/E18BW6/black-shop-assistant-in-carnival-mall-shopping-centre-brakpan-east-E18BW6.jpg
Meet LaDaysha

[Daniel-X]

Tom has moved branch to Adjoa's supermarket alol

[Will.]

Daniel will do Tom a lovely bio

[Daniel-X]

I won't because he ain't working here

[Daniel-X]

I'll do LaDaysha tho and i've done Mutha Valery

[MB.]

How on earth did this thread go from being one about supermarket offers to a creative writing class to a pub quiz night to ****ing Midsomer Murders

[T*]

LaDaysha is my character, Daniel you can write her backstory

[T*]

How on earth did this thread go from being one about supermarket offers to a creative writing class to a pub quiz night to ****ing Midsomer Murders


Because tibb

[Daniel-X]

Thank you Tom she'll be one of the most explosive workers yet tbh

[T*]

She's already left a deli worker wigless

[Christmas Dynasnow]

What is the stores policy on immigrants?

:suspect:

[T*]

What is the stores policy on immigrants?

:suspect:


Um

[MB.]

What is the stores policy on immigrants?

:suspect:

We have an immigrants-only policy, yes

[Black Dagger]

There was a rat in my box of cheerios. I'm getting your **** store shut down for health violations.

[T*]

*ladaysha offers Lucas a quick tug for compensation*

[Will.]

Linda and Jimaha are the new store managers! INCASE YOU MISSED IT! They are a married couple!

http://blog.nj.com/iamnj/2007/09/large_gholston.jpg
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[Daniel-X]

LaDaysha Nikita Shaniqua Beyoncé Alliyah Weavealicious has started working at the supermarket after someone told her ha weave look like it from dolla store so she need new weave. LaDaysha slays and everyone knows it she loves making people cry and being fierce because that's LaDaysha so get used to before she **** you up. LaDaysha recently changed her middle name from Elizabeth to all the ones above because Elizabeth is a white trash name she say. LaDaysha is so ghetto that she makes Aisleyne look like Kate Middleton.

[MB.]

How many managers does this thing have

(I'd like some development on the Right Reverend Elroy Williams and the Right Drunk Bitch Bernadette while you're at it please)

[Will.]

2 managers

[arista]

2 Staff Members Naked in the Drinks Section

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZUBIxkZ7xfk/T94O1FFEFDI/AAAAAAAAkLU/q0MuCGk1Ksk/s1600/Priss.jpg

[Ninastar]

2 Staff Members Naked in the Drinks Section

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZUBIxkZ7xfk/T94O1FFEFDI/AAAAAAAAkLU/q0MuCGk1Ksk/s1600/Priss.jpg

this has made me laugh more than everything in the thread put together

[Will.]

regular customer Dee grabbing up bargains in the store:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/28/2390E74A00000578-2852585-While_no_official_figures_have_been_released_by_As da_hundreds_of-48_1417169528481.jpg

[Christmas Dynasnow]

We have an immigrants-only policy, yes

good

this keeps margins high

[Daniel-X]

DALE WINTON REVEALED AS EVIL KILLER AT WILL'S SUPERMARKET

Following the tragic murders of Mary-Ann Smith and Pavlo Cheesynachos, Former Supermarket Sweep host Dale Winton has been revealed as the killer. Dale was revealed as the murderer after Doreen Soreen was strangled by a pair of tights in the head office. While Dale believed Doreen was dead it was her sister Maureen who revived Doreen back to life and Doreen revealed the truth.

Dale was arrested at the scene and sentenced to be ****ed by Deb/Kathy for the rest of his life. Dale requested he be hanged instead but the court said this was a harsher punishment for his crimes. Dale commented on his crimes 'I found out that W-H-O-R-E Will was copying the supermarket sweep format and I just could not face it. I wanted to frame Jale for Pavlo's murder but Mary-Ann found out it was me after she saw me eating some Cheesynachos and laughing say 'I bet Pavlo would sure like this... Too bad I had to kill him lolololololol' so I murdered her also. I do not regret my crimes initially but after discovering I have to **** Kathy for the rest of my life I sincerely regret it all'

Mary Ann's family commented 'He did us a favour she always left us with no food the fat twat'

[Will.]

welp

[arista]

Madame Put Some Knickers On

http://ut11.xhcdn.com/t/827/320/5_286827.jpg

[Will.]

Regular customer Dee crashes car through Will's supermarket!

Following the recent news that Dale Winton was the evil killer at Will's supermarket it seems the drama doesn't stop there.

Customer Dee has crashed her car through the supermarket as it was revealed that she wasn't invited to last nights quiz, which she is deeply saddened by.

Maureen was knocked over by the car as she was about to have a threesome with Gina and Norah.

Dee said "**** Will, and **** everyone else in the company, who the **** are they not to invite me to the quiz, **** the lots of them, I was looking forward to resurrecting Adjoa's soul in the toilets with Norah, Madge and Kathy, and then we were going to **** each other".

Beryl at the time was using a bottle of Ketchup (Will's own brand) to achieve an orgasm, and headed to the scene straight after.

Beryl said "I don't take no ****, who the **** is this fat dyke bitch, she can shove her arse where the sun don't shine, She's one moist bitch and she should go **** herself man".

Beryl immediately grabbed a pole and smacked Dee around the face whilst calling her "a white tramp bitch".

Will will continue to open the store as business will carry on as usual.

[MB.]

I get the feeling Will's just found out what sex is

[Will.]

I get the feeling Will's just found out what sex is

Remember to buy Will's own brand ketchup!

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Madame Put Some Knickers On

http://ut11.xhcdn.com/t/827/320/5_286827.jpg

that reminds me, I must buy a new axe

[Jason.]

How on earth did this thread go from being one about supermarket offers to a creative writing class to a pub quiz night to ****ing Midsomer Murders

.

[Christmas Dynasnow]

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/1/590x/NAZI-440547.jpg


Nice to see Kirk out shopping today




:fan:

[Will.]

Reports of a small incident in the store

[Amy Jade]

http://i3.cdnds.net/13/36/300x300/paris-hilton-shoe-shopping.jpg
me shopping

[Calderyon]

As of 9 PM this evening, the trade between Wackadoodle Co. (the owner of Willmart Ltd., Prings Toys and Games, Roy´s Fishing gear, Mardick Mortuary, Wellser Guns and Ammo, Mental Machine Amusement Parks, Community Bank general, Bimsey Kiosk, Diane´s Shoes shop etc.) and Awesome Mart Retail and Stores Inc. has been finalized. In the trade, Awesome Mart RS Inc. has bought 60% of the shares of Wackadoodle Co is therefore the majority owner by a long shot.

The final contract was signed by Awesome Mart CEO Caldrion V. Protanokovski-Liedermain and the CEO of Wackadoodle Co. Martiné Patricks.

The monetary value of the trade increased after a little after negotiations to 2 500 000 USD.

Both parties are said to be pleased by the outcome even though the selling price is very low.

[T*]

There is now a clothing section in store!
http://i.imgur.com/1Wbzrr2.png
'because if you buy your clothes from the same place you get milk, you deserve to look terrible™'

[Will.]

http://i3.cdnds.net/13/36/300x300/paris-hilton-shoe-shopping.jpg
me shopping

BREAKING: THE BULBERY FASHION OUTLET IN THE SUPERMARKET HAS OPENED!

Amy Jade is our first customer who has spent £13470 on a new shoe collection.

The outlet is run by our new Janice!

http://connected.pem.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/iris-apfel-mac.jpg

[Will.]

Daniel is doing Janice's bio

[T*]

There is now a clothing section in store!
http://i.imgur.com/1Wbzrr2.png
'because if you buy your clothes from the same place you get milk, you deserve to look terrible™'


BREAKING: THE BULBERY FASHION OUTLET IN THE SUPERMARKET HAS OPENED!

Amy Jade is our first customer who has spent £13470 on a new shoe collection.

The outlet is run by our new Janice!

http://connected.pem.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/iris-apfel-mac.jpg

https://31.media.tumblr.com/7a349deab9609d85286f78e564be4931/tumblr_inline_nldasxqQ261s5fykm.png

[Will.]

Our strap-line:

'because if you buy your clothes from the same place you get milk, you deserve to look terrible™'

[Will.]

The brand new fashion outlet:

http://retaildesignblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/VILA-Clothes-shop-by-Riis-Retail-Copenhagen.jpg

[Daniel-X]

Janice is a famous actress and is best known for her role as David Cameron the PM. Janice has had many jobs in her life (asbestos remover, cleaner, Eddie stobart driver, Marsh's foot licker, a model for Aldi, an actress and more recently the prime minister) she has found herself a job as a fashionista and she loves it.

[Daniel-X]

Not Dale Winton being classed as unknown.

Is Maureen dead or did she survive the crash :worry:

[Will.]

Maureen is alive and well, reports of a new murder in the store, has Mike been killed?

[Will.]

BREAKING: Mike has been killed, our deputy director Daniel-X is off to see what's happened. Norah, Maureen, Kathy and Doreen are shaking by the event, so much they have all pissed on the floor.

Beryl is fuming with them as she is cleaning the mess up. Remember Beryl "takes no ****".

[T*]

A home-ware section has opened!
http://i.imgur.com/OImJIh7.png
'it's not swedish, it's shϊt'

[MB.]

'it's not swedish, it's shϊt'

Giving me Tom's username teas

[Will.]

The new store is run by Pavla:

On his new job Pavla said:

"Who gives a **** what your home looks like".

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5207191.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Kirsty-Kennedy.jpg

[Pete.]

What even is this thread

[Oaker]

What even is this thread

It's a supermarket

[Will.]

Maureen is stable after the crash.

Pavla has quit meaning the home store is closed for now.

[Daniel-X]

Nevett Evans convicted of arson and murder after supermarket burns

Nevett Evans 70 today was convicted to life in prison following the discovery that she was person behind the fire at Will's Supermarket. Evans who was a regular shopper at Will's Supermarket burned down the supermarket earlier this week causing the deaths of Mike Cocksuck, Jimaha Timaha and Gina Dykefest. Nevette pleaded guilty in court and stated the reasoning behind it was that Doreen refused to sell her twenty nine bottles of gin.

Gina Dykefest was killed tragically after Maureen's collections of dildos fell on top of her trapping her in the fire. A memorial service will be held later today for all the dildos that were killed as a result of the fire. Mike Cocksuck was killed immediately and his last words were 'Suck me off one more time Beryl?' before dying in the frozen food aisle. Beryl helped with his last wishes. While Jimaha Timaha was so irrel that people even forgot she worked for her. It has been reported in Nuts magazine that Linda has already moved on when Linda posed for girl of the week.

The remaining staff at Will's supermarket have been transferred to a new Will's supermarket set in the nicest and poshest place in England....

Blackpool. (Wish them luck)

[Will.]

The fallen staff members - RIP :love:

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