Will1999's Solana Resort

[Will.]

Back to Kathy and Norah...

"We're crying after the speech, Norah's had to gone to the toilet...

We're heading to the fashion now."

[Will.]

"We've just got our seats, VIP of course, Norah and I are fashion icons. Major Lazer is performing at the fashion show:

vMFv1EnhpiY

[Will.]

The shopping mall fashion show is about to begin! Kath and I are just preparing to film.

[Will.]

Some of Naomi's collection will feature in the show.

[Christmas Dynasnow]

any gash on show?

[MB.]

Don't encourage him

[Will.]

We ARE LIVE:

s_zF6zAqWdE

[Will.]

Theres some see through boob

[Will.]

Who's loving the show?

[Will.]

Fashion show over in 10 mins!

[Will.]

Fashion show is over!

[Will.]

"Alright luvs it Norah here! We're heading over to Leather Trumpets store, the fashion show was fab!"

[Will.]

The LAUNCH PARTY IS OVER!

[Will.]

BREAKING: Will starts running a coach service to the Shopping Mall!

Will has started his own coach service to get all the old, fat OAP's to the store in a bid to get more customers.

The bus service has a saying: "If you use a use a bus then you don't deserve a quality service."

The bus service is run by Zoo Top 100 model and Norah's sister - Maureen Patel.

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Maureen Patel is a fierce bitch, and when she's driving, no one dare to get in her way.

"If people are driving bad on the road I'll ram into them and crush them to death, it's simple."

Maureen has history with Kathy following Kathy's affair, Maureen drove a lorry into Kathy's house in a bid to kill her, but thankfully the Coronation Street ad break saved her.

Maureen then proceeded to set fire to the house, however Kathy picked up her TV set and hit Maureen.

Maureen use to date Maureen (contraception expert), however their relationship turned bad when Maureen got a dildo stuck up her arse.

Maureen had a succesful modelling career, and featured in Zoo's top 100 models, she has modelled for likes of 99p store, LIDL, Pound Land and Sports Direct.

[Will.]

MORE NEWS soon...

[Kyle]

I'd like to make a complaint about the Pringles I bought from your supermarket.

There was a dead rat in my salt and vinegar tin.

[arista]

I'd like to make a complaint about the Pringles I bought from your supermarket.

There was a dead rat in my salt and vinegar tin.


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[Kyle]

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There's a rat in mi kitchen what am I gonna do

[Will.]

I'd like to make a complaint about the Pringles I bought from your supermarket.

There was a dead rat in my salt and vinegar tin.

I apologise, please come and see the shopping mall.

[arista]

There's a rat in mi kitchen what am I gonna do


Get Lawyer LT
to help you

[Will.]

Do we like Maureen?

[gamepodfan]

where the 99p store becuase i have a 98p store

[Will.]

Meet sassy Velma - Tattoo parlour owner

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Sassy Velma is the new tattoo parlour owner in the Mall, she is the daughter of the late Nevett and Elroy.

Velma helped Will stop Nevett after Nevett took the last packet of cheese and onions crisps in the Coronation Street advert break, Velma pushed her down the stairs.

Velma hated her father Elroy, and has tried to kill him on many occasions. She tried to drown him whilst he was doing his ice bucket challenge video.

She even drove into a lake in a bid to kill Elroy, but she never succeeded.

Velma finally succeeded in the supermarket finale, ELROY DIDNT DIE FROM THE FALL.

Once Elroy fell, Velma ran him over whilst shouting "Jesus loves you", Elroy died from this.

Velma is a frequent bible basher, she attends church all the time where she sucks off the priest for a tenner.

Velma loved Britney, they planned on getting married but after Naomi killed her this plan was put to rest.

Velma hates Naomi after what she did, and threatens to throw her off the edge in the mall.

Velma appeared on Big Brother 2012, under the name of "Becky", also appearing on Big Brother 2013 under the name of "Wolfy."

[Christmas Dynasnow]

So far my best selling pipe tobacco at the shop is


5. Presbyterian Blend

4. Borkhum Riff

3. MacBarren Scottish mixture

2. Frog Morton on the Town


1. Orlik Golden Slice


Quite surprised that a flake is number 1 :shocked:


I am also selling out of Ardbeg Uigeadail Whisky 70 cl - its at £45 at the mo and it may have to go up.


No probs with staff but not too keen on seeing a security guard go past with a tattoo on her leg that says "aint no black in the Union Jack"

could be bad for business :suspect:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

So far my best selling pipe tobacco at the shop is


5. Presbyterian Blend

4. Borkhum Riff

3. MacBarren Scottish mixture

2. Frog Morton on the Town


1. Orlik Golden Slice


Quite surprised that a flake is number 1 :shocked:


I am also selling out of Ardbeg Uigeadail Whisky 70 cl - its at £45 at the mo and it may have to go up.


No probs with staff but not too keen on seeing a security guard go past with a tattoo on ger leg that says "aint no black in the Union Jack"

could be bad for business :suspect:


:joker::joker:

[gamepodfan]

i have made a my own shop called 1p shop buy anything for 1p come on down

[Christmas Dynasnow]

i have made a my own shop called 1p shop buy anything for 1p come on down

got any razors and shaving foam?

[gamepodfan]

yes there 0.5p

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Its ok I got some at Aldi earlier

[Will.]

So far my best selling pipe tobacco at the shop is


5. Presbyterian Blend

4. Borkhum Riff

3. MacBarren Scottish mixture

2. Frog Morton on the Town


1. Orlik Golden Slice


Quite surprised that a flake is number 1 :shocked:


I am also selling out of Ardbeg Uigeadail Whisky 70 cl - its at £45 at the mo and it may have to go up.


No probs with staff but not too keen on seeing a security guard go past with a tattoo on her leg that says "aint no black in the Union Jack"

could be bad for business :suspect:


I've sacked her.

[Daniel-X]

BREAKING: NAOMI IS PREGNANT WHOS THE MUMMY?

After the mall opening last night the new workers at the mall enjoyed themselves a night out drinking cider worth 15p from Lidl that Will had kindly bought them. The staff were seen enjoying themselves from around 6 at night till 6 in the morning (THE FOLLOWING WEEK) when Velma was seen walking out with Mary's sick in her braids and a large tube or lubricant shoved down her bra.

However, the most shocking news to emerge is that Naomi Parks-Campbell is in fact pregnant after the night out. 'I thought it wasn't possible to be preggers after like one night but when I went and got the after morning pill they told me that I was too late and that the party had gone on for FIVE days'

'I panicked and went and peed on a lollipop stick but Kathy kindly told me that didn't work and instead helped insert a pregnancy test into my Fanny. It came out positive and now I'm pregnant but the thing is I had sex with every single woman there so I don't know who the mummy is?'

While this sparks the biggest mystery since Dale Wintons killing spree nobody is sure of what will happen next and WHO IS THE MUMMY OF NAOMI'S BABY?

[Will.]

Who Is The Mother?

[MB.]

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[Will.]

What are your predictions guys?

[gamepodfan]

me(lol)

[Will.]

It will be shocking

[Will.]

EX BGT star Hannah Spice joins Will's mall with her own clothes range called "Garden Life" with the saying:

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"If you buy your clothes from a garden centre, you deserve to look like a failure. "

Hannah is a feisty bitch and no one dare stand in her way, Hannah is the meanest bitch in Blackpool, she willl tell anyone to **** off.

Hannah hopes her new fashion range will inspire the world: "It's better than Victoria's Secret and Mulberry, who would buy their crap.

Hannah confesses she is an amazing singer, "I'm living a better life than the spice girls, I perform in the local old peoples home every night."

Hannah also claims that she saw who Naomi shagged, but isn't ready to tell yet because she is a slimy attention seeking brat.

[BlankSpace]

well this thread has made my day :hehe: :hehe:

[Will.]

well this thread has made my day :hehe: :hehe:

<3, thanks!

[Jøsh]

Can I possibly have a job here?

[Will.]

Can I possibly have a job here?

If you like. :)

[Will.]

BREAKING: Beryl murdered! Who's the killer?

Will1999 saw a tragic incident today after Beryl was pushed off the top floor, landing on a regular customer Madge, her guts splattered into Mad Mary's Ice Cream parlour.

In the hours before Beryl's death she was seen applying for Big Brother 17, with Hannah saying she's too fat to go on the show.

Beryl replied: eh! Wat u talking about sis? I ****ing batter you with you ugly garden clothes range! Now piss off."

She was also seen talking to a mysterious hooded figure before quickly making an escape.

Before Beryl was pushed customers heard her say: "Orgasm me one more time for the love of Jesus", before she fell the her death.

It is unknown who the culprit is, and this marks another huge mystery for Will, with Naomi's baby story also hot at the moment.

Kathy fainted in horror at the scene, tragically falling down the escalator whilst dancing to "Cheeky Girls."

Norah saw the incident but continued to orgasm herself over the latest lesbian attitude magazine cover.

Evil Hannah began to laugh at Beryl's dead body, but Velma soon grabbed a pole and battered Hannah.

Naomi searched the scene of the crime and noticed there was a note with the words: "I can't keep the secret."

Beryl was a much loved staff member and will be sadly missed.

[Will.]

BREAKING: I can exclusively reveal that there's a massive twist planned very soon. All I can say is I've been lying to you...


What's the secret?

[Will.]

BREAKING: LIVE SECRET to be revealed Saturday 26th September at 7PM.

[MB.]

Pauline is one nasty bitch

Veronica is one fierce bitch

Britney is one fierce bitch

Britney grew up in Jamaica, and hence why she's one fierce bitch

Naomi is one fierce bitch

Fat Deb is one sassy bitch

Maureen Patel is a fierce bitch

Hannah is a feisty bitch

I don't think I can handle these intricate character profiles

[Will.]

I don't think I can handle these intricate character profiles

The fierce bitches <3

Tomorrows SECRET could potentially involve the great Elroy Williams.

[Will.]

SNEAK PREVIEW OF TODAYS EPISODE:

"In a shocking live episode a huge secret is revealed which will change the face of Will1999's Mall forever, but what consequences does the secret hold? The gut wrenching episode will follow the recent events in the Mall, are you ready to come face to face with the secret?

Beryl's killer identity will be revealed in the gripping episode."

[Will.]

Producer of the Will1999 Mall gives us an exclusive interview on the hit TIBB show!

"I think tonights episode will really help people know that anything can happen on the show, it really is shocking but clever at the same time - I hope viewers will be pleased. "

What does the secret involve?

I couldn't possibly tell yet, it's a good one though, I pitched the idea and people really fell in love with it, the viewers will be more than satisfied. All I can say it involves Who Killed Beryl!

What were the challenges involved in tonights episode?

I think it was always coming up with a good explanation with the twist, because there's nothing worse than having a great twist/secret but not developing it well. I feel I've come up with a great reason and it should flow nicely.

How shocked will the viewers be?

I think they will be very shocked, it's definitely shocking. At first your be like "OMG", and then once every things explained your be extremely pleased.

Give us one clue on the secret?

"Not everything is as it seems", yeah I'm teasing.

So who is the killer?

I obviously can't reveal it, I'm sworn to not tell. It's someone who's been a big character but has faded recently. When it's revealed you will definitely be like this is odd, why would they kill her, but once it's all explained you'll love it - hopefully.

Which characters should we keep an eye on this series?

Hmm, I think definitely Kathy and Norah, this season is all about how they progress in their relationship, there being worked very hard this season. A lot of the characters this season will be quiet for a while, but after a few weeks it goes "bang", and then there be loads of storylines.

So what is this season all about?

Well, obviously it's about this whole "Secret" plot, we wanted to carry on the season 1 finale into season 2, there very much connected. Our main aim was to refresh the show, It was getting a little stale, but now it's in its element. We also have the Baby storyline which is very shocking, that will conclude very soon.

The second half is very much "bang, bang," we're going to throw in loads of plots and storyline, and not have a major one.

Then once the season finale comes, everything will change, it will be bigger than the first.

What will happen in the far future of Will1999 Mall?

Well, I already know what will happen after the mall, it's very different, but it will be interesting. We can really have some fun with the next big idea, very few characters will continue to carry on in the next season.

This season really is the season of "Death."

[Will.]

8 hours to go!

[Pete.]

Wasn't this once a quiz

[Will.]

Wasn't this once a quiz

For one night there was quiz in the old supermarket cafe. :laugh:

[Will.]

7 hours to go!

[Jøsh]

Plus a new staff member..

Tonight at 7pm

[Will.]

Plus a new staff member..

Tonight at 7pm

here for it...

[Will.]

5 hours to go!

[Will.]

4 hours to go!

[Will.]

Half an hour to go! It's 6PM now!

[Will.]

Maureen Returns From The Dead in a shocking twist!

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Contraception expert Maureen has returned from the dead following her death in the Supermarket finale in which she was brutally murdered by the evil Nevett!

But all was not as it seemed...

One day in the supermarket Maureen went into the warehouse and saw that Fanny, LaDaysha, Valerie and Nevett were secretly plotting their attacks on the Supermarket.

Maureen panicked and the evil group saw her, they threatened to kill her.

Maureen then went into a breakdown and this was seen by the other staff members, she would come in shacking and deeply distressed.

In the end Maureen couldn't keep the secret and she went to the police to reveal all.

Maureen was then put under witness protection, to keep her safe.

MORE DETAILS IN A MOMENT...

[Will.]

Harrowing

[Will.]

So who killed Beryl? Your about to find out.

[Jøsh]

Perched

[Will.]

Maureen has a twin!

So how did Maureen fake her death?

Maureen has a twin (Ann) and she was placed in the supermarket during Maureen's absent.

Ann

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Nevett actually murdered Ann during the supermarket finale and Ann is the one who is actually dead.

[Will.]

Right, it's now time to reveal who killed Beryl in the biggest twist of them all.

[Jøsh]

Phew, Maureen is safe.

[Will.]

Maureen killed Beryl!

Yes, Beryl was killed by Maureen! But why?

One night Beryl was in a gay bar and thought she saw a familiar face across the room, she quickly chased the masked figure and they ended up in the docks.

There person lifted off the mask and out come Maureen, Beryl was shocked!

Maureen revealed to Beryl what was going on, and that she needs to keep the secret no matter what happens.

Beryl struggled to keep the secret as she found it hard to lie to Doreen who died the next day and to Kathy and Norah - both great friends.

Maureen warned Beryl that if she dare reveal the secret, there would be serious consequences.

Once the Shopping mall had opened Beryl texted Maureen saying "I can't keep the secret."

Maureen panicked and went to kill Beryl, Beryl was pushed off the top floor balcony, landing to her death.

[Jøsh]

Geez, #Pray4Beryl

[Will.]

Why is Maureen afraid to come back, that's about to be revealed.

[Will.]

Maureen believes the reign of terror isn't over!

Maureen believes that there are still people working for "dead Nevett."

Maureen has been getting strange phone calls from unknown people as well as being stalked in the street by hooded figures.

Maureen revealed: "I'm scared, people are after me, the reign of terror isn't over, I can't come back, people aren't happy with what I've done."

Maureen wants to return but with the possible threat of Nevett's evil group striking again, it seems unlikely.

Maureen believes that people in Will's Mall are dangerous and some of them are working for Nevett, claiming the mall is a very mysterious place.

Maureen is also scared of the reaction from fellow staff members, she feels they won't except her back.

[Will.]

Time for a new staff member - Jøsh - TIBB USER.

Josh Oh My Gosh has joined Will's Mall and will be the owner of the brand new cinema complex in the mall.

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"Happy to help you out, a bit like Dale Winton off Supermarket Sweep. Actually a lot like Dale Winton off Supermarket Sweep. Catchphrase is '22 screens, a quarter of a million films, and just 1 question. Do you want our 2 for 1 cinema tickets?'. The newbie here."

[Jøsh]

My cinema is massive!

[Will.]

My cinema is massive!

amazing isn't it!

[Jøsh]

I need to be in the OP, but keep my name like it is now until it changes. Also, change it on the post you just did.

[Will.]

ok, have I changed it correctly?

[Jøsh]

get rid of the brackets and the things in them

[Will.]

get rid of the brackets and the things in them

Ok, better now?

[Jøsh]

yeah,just read your vm and then copy to op

[Will.]

yeah,just read your vm and then copy to op

All done, the cinema looks amazing!

[Jøsh]

I need to be in the OP, but keep my name like it is now until it changes. Also, change it on the post you just did.

...

Sorry about the hassle, I have OCD.

[Will.]

...

Sorry about the hassle, I have OCD.

It's ok.

Is the OP the front page :)

[Jøsh]

It's ok.

Is the OP the front page :)

OP is Original Post

[Will.]

OP is Original Post

All done :)

[BlankSpace]

Why did beryl have to be murdered? :conf:

[Will.]

Why did beryl have to be murdered? :conf:

Remember everything is not as is seems.

So who knows <3

[Jøsh]

The bold broke.

[Will.]

We will find out the mother of Naomi's baby soon

[Will.]

Naomi still has no clue who the mother is after sleeping with every single woman: "It could be anyone."

[Will.]

Doreen's funeral takes place in the mall


Today was a very sad day for staff members in Will1999's mall as Doreen was put to rest at her funeral.

The funeral was tricky, Doreen's coffin is filled with what remains of her chopped up body.

Kathy and Norah carried the coffin down the escalator whilst the song "Shaked It Off" played.

Unfortunately Kathy dropped the coffin going down the escalator and it hit mad Mary.

Mad Mary went crazy shouting: "Satan, evil satan." before jumping on her broom and flying off.

Once the funeral was over all the staff member got to together to celebrate her death and thank God as they finally got hold of Doreen's money.

Will commented: "A very sad and tragic day, mutha Doreen will be missed. I'd also like to reveal Doreen's inheritance will be used to open a sex shop."

[Will.]

Naomi and Mad Mary in shocking bust up!

Naomi Campbell went into Mad Mary's ice cream shop today, in need of an icy, cold, white, wet snack, and no I'm not talking about Mad Mary's breast milk.

Naomi asked for a plain vanilla ice cream, and Mary was happy to help.

Once Naomi tried the ice-cream she was in shock, declaring to Mary "It tastes like dog **** and you look like a slag."

Mary couldn't resists the anger inside of her: "Naomi, Naomi, I will mutha ****ing kill ya with my witch powers."

Mary climbed on the counter and jumped on Naomi: "Feel my witch powers."

Naomi shirked: Bitch get ya filthy hands off me, Imma get on you and chef ya up mutha ****er."

the pair began to fight with Mary shouting at customers saying "2 for 1 on all ice cream, praise the lord my friends."

Naomi replied "get some decent hair extensions you ugly fat bitch."

The bust up ended with Mary getting pushed down the escalator, with Mary then saying: "Apologise! Apologise, spawn of satan apologise!"

[arista]

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[Will.]

A celebrity is joining the Mall today!

[Will.]

Will has great pleasure in announcing that Nene Leaks and Danielle from BB15 are joining the mall!

[Will.]

Who is pleased about the news?

[Dominic]

Hey this is my first time in this mall, do you guys have McDonalds in here?

[Will.]

Hey this is my first time in this mall, do you guys have McDonalds in here?

Yes, it's run by the lovely Regina <3

[Dominic]

Yes, it's run by the lovely Regina <3

Oh yay I must make my way there now.

[Will.]

Oh yay I must make my way there now.

good

[Will.]

Naomi's baby of the mother reveal is tonight!

[Will.]

So who's ready for the mother reveal?

[Jøsh]

Can you bring Danielle to customer service desk, I need to speak to her.

[Mitchell]

Vote in my series tbh

[Will.]

BREAKING: Naomi is live on JEREMY KYLE SHOW TO GET THE DNA RESULTS.

ALL STAFF MEMBERS ARE PRESENT, STAY TUNED TO VIEW THE EPISODE!

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[Will.]

Before we find out the results, who do we think the mother is?

[Will.]

Jeremy: "Naomi it's time to find out the results, I know this means a lot to you, stay strong darling."

Naomi: "Oh god I cant do this! Get it over with quick."

Jeremy: "I can reveal that the mother of your child Naomi is..."

[Mitchell]

JESS GLYNNE

Poor boring babies

[Will.]

Jeremy: "Norah"

Kathy: "oh for **** sake, you ****ing cheated on me didn't you, I'm ****ing kill you."

Kathy starts hitting Norah, security aren't around, oh dear...

Naomi: "What? No, oh god! Kathy I'm sorry."

[Mitchell]

Jeremy: "Norah"

Kathy: "oh for **** sake, you ****ing cheated on me didn't you, I'm ****ing kill you."

Kathy starts hitting Norah, security aren't around, oh dear...

Naomi: "What? No, oh god! Kathy I'm sorry."

Bloody Norah.

[Will.]

Kathy starts jumping on Norah, punching away.

Kathy: "You ****ing slut, I ****ing loved you."

Norah: "I'm sorry, please forgive me."

Naomi bursts into tears and leaves the stage.

Jeremy: "HOLD ON WAIT, I RED IT WRONG!!!!"

[Mitchell]

Naughty Jeremy

[Mitchell]

And this started off so innocently with some washing up powder and a crusty baguette

[Will.]

Jeremy: "The mother is Nevett."

Norah: "what?"

Kathy: "your ****ing having a laugh?"

Norah: "Nevett's alive?"

[Will.]

BREAKING: NEVETT RETURNS from the DEAD and is the mother of Naomi's child.

[Mitchell]

Wow this is confusing.

[Mitchell]

Wait, who is naomi?

[Will.]

Wait, who is naomi?

she's in the OP

[Mitchell]

she's in the OP

oh ok

[Mitchell]

Naomi is no fatDeb

[Will.]

Naomi is no fatDeb

no, she isn't.

[Mitchell]

http://www.stroudnewsandjournal.co.uk/resources/images/2794275/

NEW STAFF MEMBER

[Dominic]

everyone cast ur votes to evict
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[Mitchell]

#thenewgeneration

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Kimberly

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Frank

[Mitchell]

everyone cast ur votes to evict
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Yes please do xoxoxo #WhoGoesYouDecide

[Mitchell]

Naomi's sister Julie

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Autumn

[Will.]

NEW WORKER is about to be INTRODUCED!

[Will.]

MEET NOREEN - toy store owner!


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Meet fierce, sassy bitch Noreen, who ain't here for a good time, she's here to make business.

"I would beat a bear to death to succeed, take note Mary, Noreen is here!"

Noreen is a self-confessed ******, "I'd go to my level 1 BTEC in Hair and Beauty dressed as a woman, I loved it! Once an old woman gave me a dirty a look on the bus, I told her to break a hip when she walked down the bus stairs."

Noreen can't stand non classy people, or chavs for that matter, "you have to look the part everyday."

"I tend to go to fine places as me is an attractive, classy, stylish woman."

Noreen appeared on Big Brother 2014, under the name of "Pauline."

Noreen is a massive fan of Miley Cyrus: "I love her gash."

Noreen killed her mum after finding out she called her teacher to say she hadn't done her homework: "what a bitch, I pushed her out the window at the earliest opportunity."

Noreen and Norah are old flames and would resurrect the soul of Ken Morley in Subway's toilet whilst licking each other out.

Ken had one word for the ladies: "Boobies"

[Will.]

What are your thoughts on Noreen?

[Daniel-X]

Fierce!

[Will.]

Fierce!

Noreen slaying <3

[Daniel-X]

Body found in children's ball pit at the mall

The body of worker Jøsh was found today in the children's ball pit at the mall while parents looked on in horror as their children played catch with the dead body. The killer is currently unknown but it is thought that a false neon pink nail found in the ball pit could lead back to the killer. The police initially suspect that the murder weapon could be an earring from Naomi Parks-Campbell's shop 'WERK' and Parks-Campbell was arrested at the scene but was later released after she told the police taut they were racist af and they only arrested her because they're jealous of her weave. The police admitted they were racist and attempted to kill Naomi but she quickly 'WUPPED THEIR ASS' as Naomi quoted and left the police station.

All workers at the mall are initial suspects in the case after Jøsh refused to let them into a screening of 'McDonalds down right and dirty! McGangBang' in the cinema. It is thought that staff felt betrayed and one acted out the ultimate revenge. Fat Deb quoted 'I was so excited to orgasm over all them chicken nug nugs in the film and Jøsh left me distraught when he said I couldn't go in. I brought my vibrator and everything! Such a stupid slag he wanted all the nug nugs for himself but it is sort of a bit sad he is dead suppose on the plus size I get an extra 2p per day now Will has one less worker to pay!'

Nobody is certain just yet what monster committed such a crime, but what we do know is that the truth lies here, somewhere, in Will's mall...

[Will.]

I feel really sorry for Fat Deb, she was telling me about the movie all day and couldn't wait to orgasm.

[MB.]

End this

[Daniel-X]

End this

Never!

The iconic series has been renewed till 2016

[Will.]

End this

I won't tell you what after the Mall, it's iconic though.

[Will.]

BREAKING: Maureen Patel found dead in Mad Mary's freezer!

Mary was left shocked today after finding the body of Maureen Patel in the freezer, at first Mary mistaken it for her Halloween outfit. Mary was arrested on site however claims "Satan" did the deed.

The body was found after Norah asked for some finger licking ice cream (Mad Mary's breast milk ice cream), which she stores in the freezer.

Mary was left out of prison after confessing she is the ultimate bible basher and giving to police officers a couple of BJ.

The news follows the recent tragedy of Josh who was sadly found dead in the ball pit.

Maureen was seen shouting "Jesus Loves You" throughout the Mall today, whilst being nude with a dildo stuck up her arse.

[Will.]

BREAKING: LIVE EPISODE on FIRDAY

A KILLER IS EXPOSED!

[Will.]

THE EPISODE WILL LEAVE to a SHOCKING LIVE FLASHBACK

[Will.]

I think it's time the supermarket got some sex appeal

[Will.]

MEET YA-MING

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No nonsense sassy fierce Ya-Ming is the latest worker at will's Mall, who owns the new Chinese restaurant "Ock"

Ya-Ming use to be a porn star but retired after Jenna Jameson called her a "fat stinky skank."

Ya-Ming dragged Jenna and ripped her hair off whilst spitting on her face: "Bitch go what she deserved."

Ya-Ming struggles with the English language after being bought up in Russia by her two lesbo mums.

Ya-Ming has her eye on Danielle, confessing she is a milf and she wants to take her up on the restaurant kitchen surface.

Ya-Ming is ready to take on the fierce competition in the mall: "It's time people woke up and smelt the Pot Noodle, I didn't shove my tits in Adjoa's face for a reason, I'm a fierce bitch, I've stood up the world leaders,

Will's Mall will be a piece of dumpling."

Ya-Ming was exported from Russia after taking a stand in a Russian gay protest: jumping naked on Putin whilst shouting "Putin loves the cock."

Putin put Ya-Ming on the next flight to the UK.

Ya-Ming has openly admitted to killing her pet Spider after it showed sings of supporting Cristian on BB16: "Not having none of that crap in my house, Harry and Sam all the way."

Ya-Ming tragically killed Nevett's daughter in Will1999's supermarket after "Carmel" took the last Pot Noodles.

[arista]

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Madame Put Some Knickers On

[Will.]

What are your thoughts on Ya-Ming?

[Will.]

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Madame Put Some Knickers On

Ya-Ming sorted her out

[Will.]

LIVE EPISODE HAPPENING NOW - sorry for the delay!

A KILLER IS ABOUT TO EXPOSED!

[Will.]

First off...

NeNe has been arrested after lying to Will and telling him she was 7 year olds.

[Will.]

now, WHO KILLED Josh?

[Will.]

caught on CCTV it is revealed that Danielle, Kathy and Maureen all killed Jøsh together after discovering that he was plotting to murder Mary and so to protect her Kathy murdered him by hitting him over the head with a sex toy.

Danielle and Maureen agreed to hide the body in the ball pit at the mall and help keep the murder underwraps.

[Will.]

The whole Mall is in utter shock following the revelation!

[Will.]

BREAKING: Nene in huge bitch fight with Danielle!

Nene has been in a huge bust up with fellow colleague Danielle after Nene has admitted she wanted Danielle dead.

It all started after Nene ranted: "Why isn't the bitch Danielle dead, she looks like a witch, a spawn of satan.."

Danielle stormed out of the Bible basher club and shouted: "What did you say you ugly tramp face, you weave is a mess."

Nene jumped on Danielle on the escalator: "Get a wash and a hairbrush you ugly fat bitch, your such a bitch."

The pair continued to argue in a full scale war, Kathy couldn't help film the interview: "This things are good for FB if you know what I mean, It's all about getting those likes."

Danielle shouted at Nene: "Look at you, you total wreck of society, Jesus doesn't love you, he hates you, why would he like a bitch faced trout."

Nene replied: "Oh you didn't go there you fat satan worshiper, rot in hell, I'm going to chef you up and and batter you too the ground.

"Oh yeah you and what army, look at you with cheap, snaky and crap clothes, WERK is a complete failure love."

"you look like a prostitute, get some ****ing class." Nene raged.

"Oh yeah, classy, you wouldn't know class if it hit you in the face, get some ****ing morals you ****ing cod face ****."

"Oh **** off Danielle, I don't give a **** about your ****ty Bible Basher club, Jesus ****ing hates, you must be blind if you think he loves you." Nene continues.

"**** off, JESUS ****ING LOVES ME! IMMA A JESUS worshipper! Look at you with you ****ing heals, you think your so ****ing high in life," an anger Danielle continued."

The pair continued to argue on the escalator.

"YOUR ****ING BLIND, YOU ABSOLUTE **** OF SOCIETY, ****ing die in hell," Nene comments.

"Who the **** do you think you are? You look the like a murderer, go ****ing kill yourself and burn your ****ing face," Danielle raged.

"You know ****ing what! I've ****ing had enough of you, rot in ****ing hell you satan ****," Nene concludes.

Nene suddenly jumps off the escalator after she unscrews the bolts in the bottom platform which hides the slicer, Danielle panics and doesn't know what to do.

Danielle begins to run up but it's not working, the slicers/cutter are literally cm's away from her. SUDDENLY Danielle FALLS IN AND IS CRUSHED TO PEICES.

Nene commented: "The ****ing bitch got what she deserved, she deserves to rot in hell."

Nene won't be arrested as police officers are worried they would look racist.

Will would like to remind customers the mall is a very civil place!

[Will.]

Naomi's Grandma joins the mall (Mercy) in a bid to help her granddaughter.

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Yes you heard right, Naomi's fierce grandmother has joined Will's mall.

Mercy, 82 is one sassy woman, coming from a rich heritage of Jamaican culture.

Mercy stands for no nonsense: "If my kids left the toilet seat up, I would throw them in a lake and drown them."

Mercy owns her own bar in which all the OAP's visit to sing karaoke and play bingo.

Mercy is also a drug dealer, having history with Mad Mary.

Mercy pushed her husband down the stairs after discovering he was having an affair with Noreen.

"Noreen is a bitch, she will get what's coming to her."

Mercy is a huge supporter of the LGBT community: "There my children, any ****er who is homophobic I'll batter them to the ground with my walking stick."

Mercy is a supporter of UKIP and confesses to attending all their meetings: "Nigel Farrage is life, a great man at heart, god bless his soul."

Mercy thinks of herself as a sex god: "I'm a very desirable and attractive woman, I'm not afraid to get dirty."

[arista]

Ya-Ming sorted her out


Good

[Will.]

Good

Ya-Ming stuck a knife up there, it taught the woman a lesson.

[MB.]

Will's just discovered swear words I see

[Will.]

Will's just discovered swear words I see

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[Jøsh]

Was I fired?

[Will.]

LIVE EPISODE at 9PM!

[arista]

Never mind you Internal problems

I bought Milk and its turned

nJWM5mtWokE

[arista]

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To save money
Wills mall is only having One Bog

[gamepodfan]

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To save money
Wills mall is only having One Bog

what HE STOLE THAT FROM MY PARTY

[Will.]

Oh my mall.

[Jamie89]

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[Denver]

The Mall is set to close down after raking up tens of millions pounds worth of debt

[Will.]

It's back!

[arista]

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Emergency on the Pickle square section

[arista]

The Mall is set to close down after raking up tens of millions pounds worth of debt


A private buyer
helped Wills Mall out
he has to work nights in repayments

[Denver]

The Mall's revival is short lived as someone forgot to turn the gas off leading to the mall to blow up and killing all members of staff

[Denver]

It was later revealed to be a inside job and Will was sentenced to a perma ban on TIBB

[arista]

The Mall's revival is short lived as someone forgot to turn the gas off leading to the mall to blow up and killing all members of staff


No they were not Staff
but New Robots.


The Mall is back in Business

[Black Dagger]

This place can ****ing do one. Aldi is just around the corner.

[Jamie89]

Robots eh? https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8480/8253531236_dd98a5b1fe.jpg

[Will.]

This place can ****ing do one. Aldi is just around the corner.

Aldi is not a shopping a centre.

[Will.]

Due to issues outside of my control the mall has closed down and we are starting a new adventure.

We are moving to the Solana Hotel in sunny Benidorm for the next venture in Will's PLC.

Ya-Ming and Noreen and aren't joining us in the move.

Kathy, Norah, Naomi, Beryl and Saskia are all heading to Benidorm.

[Will.]

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[Will.]

'MAUREEN CARPETMUNCH ARRESTED AFTER VIOLENT OUTBURST'

Shoppers at Will's supermarket today were kept distressed after seeing contraception expert Maureen Carpertmunch violently rip off two men's penis' after catching them perving on her Turkish fiancée Jezebelle Grey's arse. Shoppers went into wild panic when Maureen ran down the cereal aisle with two cocks in each hand screaming 'HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE MAUREEN CARPETMUNCH SCORNED' before she slipped on a bottle of nesco coffee beans and impaled one of the erect dicks in her mouth.

Carpetmunch was arrested at the scene by security guard Beryl who slapped Maureen to the floor with the other erect cock. Maureen suffered several injurys but in an interview with Zoo magazine Maureen commented 'Having that erect cock in my mouth really made me realise that maybe carpet munching isn't half as good as a good sausage in your mouth.' Maureen has been given a five minute setence regarding her actions but will be appealing later in court today for a two minute setence.

Beryl the security guard was here to comment today 'I got really set when I saw Maureen sucking the cock and I couldn't help but orgasm myself but I realised it was job to tackle this bitch. Beryl takes no **** and it's time for people to wake up and smell the flavoured condom.'

Never forget

[Calderyon]

I think i owned both of them at some point. I remember buying the Mall at least.

[Jøsh]

Remember when I died