Will1999's Solana Resort

[Will.]

Nevett in the final days before the fire:

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[Daniel-X]

Mike, Gina and Jimaha were irrel.

Beryl, Kathy, Norah, Doreen, Maureen and LaDaysha are iconic tbh

[Will.]

we need 1 more security guard, hmm

[Will.]

The new store in Blackpool:

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[Will.]

Mike, Gina and Jimaha were irrel.

Beryl, Kathy, Norah, Doreen, Maureen and LaDaysha are iconic tbh

Norah :love:

[Daniel-X]

Lets upgrade someone tbh I mean Jale would like to do the same job as her now deceased dad xx

[Will.]

Jale is the new security guard xx

[Will.]

MB will be pleased, Elroy is the new store manager.

Linda is the new model for Will's supermarket.

[Daniel-X]

The new store in Blackpool:

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Norah :love:

Both are iconic

[Will.]

Could you do a bio for Kathy and Doreen, just realised the don't have one? x

[Will.]

It has been an explosive month in the supermarket

[Daniel-X]

I'll do a bio for everyone tmorrow

[Will.]

I'll do a bio for everyone tmorrow

Thank you :love:

[Amy Jade]

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me at the opening of the new store

[Daniel-X]

Amy you can be the VIP guest :love:

No other TIBB members are allowed in when Amy's doing shopping so **** off

[Ross.]

Wait a minute what

Wasn't this an Arista bargain thread rip off

[Will.]

Wait a minute what

Wasn't this an Arista bargain thread rip off

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[Will.]

Amy you can be the VIP guest :love:

No other TIBB members are allowed in when Amy's doing shopping so **** off

preach.

[Will.]

Regular customer Bill loves scooping a good deal at Will's supermarket, he's just bought the Fifty Shades Of Grey on BLURAY FOR £6.99!

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[MB.]

Well as long as Bernadette still has her vodka

[Will.]

Well as long as Bernadette still has her vodka

Of course, BTW earlier today Elroy Williams was promoted to store manger ICYMI!

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[Will.]

Nevett Evans convicted of arson and murder after supermarket burns

Nevett Evans 70 today was convicted to life in prison following the discovery that she was person behind the fire at Will's Supermarket. Evans who was a regular shopper at Will's Supermarket burned down the supermarket earlier this week causing the deaths of Mike Cocksuck, Jimaha Timaha and Gina Dykefest. Nevette pleaded guilty in court and stated the reasoning behind it was that Doreen refused to sell her twenty nine bottles of gin.

Gina Dykefest was killed tragically after Maureen's collections of dildos fell on top of her trapping her in the fire. A memorial service will be held later today for all the dildos that were killed as a result of the fire. Mike Cocksuck was killed immediately and his last words were 'Suck me off one more time Beryl?' before dying in the frozen food aisle. Beryl helped with his last wishes. While Jimaha Timaha was so irrel that people even forgot she worked for her. It has been reported in Nuts magazine that Linda has already moved on when Linda posed for girl of the week.

The remaining staff at Will's supermarket have been transferred to a new Will's supermarket set in the nicest and poshest place in England....

Blackpool. (Wish them luck)

Still getting over this...

[MB.]

Of course, BTW earlier today Elroy Williams was promoted to store manger ICYMI!

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She can't listen to Salute without getting violent these days </3

[Will.]

She can't listen to Salute without getting violent these days </3

bless Bernadette

[Will.]

terrible weather outside the supermarket today

[Daniel-X]

Beryl Cheryl Meryl Streep Fernandez-Versini is the supermarkets go to girl. Beryl grew up with forty brothers so it's no wonder she's a dyke and loves carpet. She also had a sister but Beryl killed her because she wanted to be the only dyke in the famalam. Beryl used to be dating former colleague Pavlo Cheesynachos in an attempt to fleece him of £5 but he found out about her plan and dumped ha leading ha to having a breakdown.

Doreen is old and everyone tells her. People are waiting for her to die so they can get their hands on her money. Everyone is trying to seduce her to get into her will. Doreen is a coffin dodger like no other and everyone prays together in the staff room that hopefully she will die.

Elroy Williams is a fierce man eating slut. Elroy used to go by the name Ellie but had a sex change because he kept getting pregnant. Elroy then found God and now is a bible basher. He and fellow bible basher Danielle McMahon are best friends and they both should 'Stop shagging Jesus!' Elroy is secretly LaDaysha's mum.

Jale Burrito has lead a fairly normal life. She's been in two car crashes, been married seven times, had thirteen children, been in a fire, been shot and been in the big brother house where she gained thirty pounds and went by the name Karaturp.

Maureen is everyone's favourite pin up girl. A former playboy bunny Maureen retired from this job at seventy six after she broke her hip during sexual intercourse. She is the fun loving and sexier sister of Doreen. Maureen's high sex drive has lead to five prison sentences.

Kathy/Deb is Norah Lickmeout's old flame but their passion never died. Kathy has recently changed her name to Deb in the store and chopped off all her hair after the ghost of Adjoa Mensah who she resurrected threatened to put a deadly curse in her if she didn't lick Adjoa's pussay. Kathy stayed faithful to Norah and said 'There's only one woman for me' so had to change her name before Adjoa tracked her down and cursed ha.

Do you remember Linda? No? Do you remember Tyra Banks? Yes! Well Linda is Tyra's fat sister who made nothing of her life and ended up looking like a fat mess. Tyra sends a dollar bill to Linda every Christmas.

[Christmas Dynasnow]

terrible weather outside the supermarket today

and windy. I noticed that Abdul was having a problem with some of the trolleys blowing to the west side of the car park. One nearly hit a Ford Focus and the driver told Abdul to "******* off back to where ever you came from" which would be Leicester in the case of Trolley Assistant Abdul.

I told Abdul to get the reg number and report it to Mrs Cumberbatch in HR :nono:


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Fanny Cumberbatch has been Head of HR for 2 years and is a Lesbian seductress and a local Hockey player.

[Daniel-X]

Fanny adding some diversity slé sis

[Will.]

Queen Fanny, Can we have a longer bio LeatherTrumpet and I'll ad her in!

DANIEL THE BIOS ARE AMAZING

POOR DOREEN!

[Will.]

New Customer adviser Pov has joined the store...

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[Christmas Dynasnow]

Fanny Wanger Axewound Cumberbatch is 32 and has been employed for 2 years at the top of the HR pile.

Born in Singapore to a mother who was a common street prostitute and a father who was in and out of jail for reckless rape of animals she has fought and climbed her way to the top. With little formal schooling she left home at 16 and hitchhiked across Europe to settle in England where she started as a shelf stacker in Netto.

A voracious lesbian from an early age Fanny has scissored her way around the North of England and her hockey prowess has come in handy when dealing with the occasional angry bull dyke who she has cheated on. (not that there is anythiung wrong with bulldykes)

A gifted Flautist she has performed at Chorley Town Hall and does private lessons for anyone who wishes to improve their performances on the skin flute.

Fanny has a phobia of spiders and rice and musically is really into White Power groups like Angry Aryans', Brainwash, Chaos 88 and Youth of tomorrow. She describes herself as a mild racist and supports Manchester Citeh.

She has a tattoo of Jamelia on her inner thigh with a scroll with the words "no pussy will be spared" in chinese writing.

For the future Fanny hopes that one day all eastern Europeans in the UK will be repatriated and that history will look kinder on the achievements of the 3rd Reich and "not just endlessly focus on the bad stuff"

She weights 8 stone and is 5 foot six. her breasts have been enhanced at considerable cost.

[Christmas Dynasnow]

merge will merge

[Will.]

merge will merge

Yours is better, I'm using yours.

[Daniel-X]

Maybe Fanny can have a sissy called Kelly Rowland who works at the supermarket?

[Will.]

she could

[Christmas Dynasnow]

I hope Chaos will take to Fanny?

[Will.]

Fanny iconic

[Will.]

BREAKING: POV has died after tripping outside on his way into the store.

[Christmas Dynasnow]

BREAKING: POV has died after tripping outside on his way into the store.

Its not Abduls fault :fist:

Someone better page fanny pronto

[Daniel-X]

Norah and Kathy marry in cereal aisle

Today the public of Britain wondered why they were getting a bank holiday. It was because of the Royal wedding of Norah and Kathy. After being engaged for three days the couple finally tied the knot in the cereal aisle and are now happily married and enjoying their honeymoon in Butlins. Norah and Kathy decided to have their venue at the supermarket as Will walked Norah down the aisle to her favourite song 'We are the cheeky girls'

Fanny was the ring bearer but somehow managed to get two hula hoop crisps stuck up their vaginas. The couple enjoyed a ceremony later in the staff room. The meal consisted of pickled onion monster munch for starters, tesco value chicken korma for their main and Kathy's homemade fishy fanny trifle for desert.

The couple also revealed to OK that they are expecting their first child! May the newly wed couple lead a new happily married life.

[Jason.]

What is this thread actually supposed to be?

[Will.]

What is this thread actually supposed to be?

My supermarket

[Will.]

Norah and Kathy marry in cereal aisle

Today the public of Britain wondered why they were getting a bank holiday. It was because of the Royal wedding of Norah and Kathy. After being engaged for three days the couple finally tied the knot in the cereal aisle and are now happily married and enjoying their honeymoon in Butlins. Norah and Kathy decided to have their venue at the supermarket as Will walked Norah down the aisle to her favourite song 'We are the cheeky girls'

Fanny was the ring bearer but somehow managed to get two hula hoop crisps stuck up their vaginas. The couple enjoyed a ceremony later in the staff room. The meal consisted of pickled onion monster munch for starters, tesco value chicken korma for their main and Kathy's homemade fishy fanny trifle for desert.

The couple also revealed to OK that they are expecting their first child! May the newly wed couple lead a new happily married life.


Iconic wedding :love:

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Monster Munch

what a romantic addition

:love:

[Will.]

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[Christmas Dynasnow]

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[Will.]

Norah and Kathy are having a lovely time at Butlins.

[Daniel-X]

I can't believe they tied the knot love them both so much

[Will.]

Norah and Kathy :love:

[Morgan.]

I love Wills Supermarket.

[Morgan.]

I love Norah and Kathy.

[Will.]

OK! EXCLUSIVE: We speak to HOT NEW COUPLE Norah and Kathy on why their sex life is the best and how they continue to hold a fantastic relationship!

OK has spoken to a wonderful, down to earth couple dubbed the new 'Victoria and David' - Kathy and Norah.

Norah and Kathy recently got married in Will's supermarket in which the pair both work full time. The hot lesbo are a down to earth, eccentric couple.

Norah
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We chatted to them about their daily life and what makes the perfect relationship.

So ladies! What's the key to a good relationship?

Norah: The key to a perfect relationship is the sex, Kathy and I are always at it everywhere, we cant get enough of each other.

Kathy: I agree, theres nothing more than a good shag after a HARDS day work.

What's the typical evening for a classy couple like yourselves?

Kathy: We like nothing better than sitting our arses in front of the telly watching the soaps and eating a Donner kebab, we both love Sonia and Tina on EE, there lesbo icons.

Kathy
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Norah: We are massive fans on CBB, and with it starting tomorrow we are all ready and having a launch party filled of booze, lesbo's and sex.

We will be staying up all night watching the BOTS and live feed, whilst taking tones of viagra - then we will go live to Chaturbate.

What's you dream holiday?

Kathy and Norah: oh it's defo a 2 week all inclusive to Benidorm, we love nothing better than sitting our arses on the beach looking at all the dykes. The food is brilliant, Donner kebabs and pizza everywhere, we love it.

What's daily life like the pair of you?

Norah: It's crazy, everyone recognises as in the street, we cant leave the house without people thinking Kathy is Melissa McCarthy, People think I'm Vicky from Corrie, the amount of selfies I take with people.

How was the wedding?

Norah: It was fab, I went down to Cheeky Girls, it was amazing, Kathy looked like Victoria Beckham, she was a stunner. The food was fab, We got the whole meal for everyone for £20.

Kathy: It was my dream wedding getting married in a supermarket, it was super classy, we had great sex in the store room.

You recently came back from your honey moon, how was it?

Kathy: It was fab, we binged watched the entire Sex and The City show whilst eating tons of pizza, we had sex at least twice a day, we even did it in the kids playground.

Norah: It was fab, Kathy pussayyy was on top form.

What are you plans for the future?

Norah: I've been offered a spot of Celebrity Big Brother, bosses think I would bring the sex appeal and really spice the show up, so I came out as bisexual which should help as they like nothing better than someone who swings both ways.

Kathy: I dont know, my dream is to take over judging on X Factor from Cheryl, the amount of people who say I'm just like her is fab, but they say I'm more classy.

So you're pregnant Kathy, how exciting is that?

Kathy: It's incredibly exciting, Fanny wants to adopt it and deport it to China so she can earn a bit of money, we're not sure what we will do with it, Norah wants it to go on BGT, but we're have to wait and see.

[Daniel-X]

That interview gave me life.

International icons

[Will.]

iconic :love:

[Calderyon]

I like Fanny.

[Will.]

I like Fanny.

Icon :love:

[Will.]

Kathy and Norah have sent us a video of what there getting up to on their honeymoon in Butlins:

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[Will.]

More vids of Kathy and Norah:

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[arista]

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Naked Men in the Booze area

[Will.]

Beryl's taken her dyke arse over and got them out of the store!

[Daniel-X]

NEVETT EVANS TAKES WILLS SUPERMARKET HOSTAGE UPON BREAKING OUT OF JAIL, ONE CONFIRMED DEAD

Nevett Evans who broke out of jail the other night has took Will's supermarket in Blackpool hostage. Customers where shocked to hear gunshots in store before seeing Nevett say 'Doreen better have my dolla sign' before taking everyone at the store hostage. Upon taking the staff hostage in the staff room, Fanny Cumberbatch quickly escaped after hitting Nevett over the head with a dildo and running before escaping the store as Nevett ****s numerous bullets at her.

Fanny was **** in the leg where her tattoo of Jamelia is. Jamelia now looks like her face has been chewed by a dog Fanny commented to the police. Elroy Williams was also released after Nevett revealed that she will always appreciate how he was the nicest pimp she'd ever had and dint take all of her money. Elroy thanked her and smuggled his daughter LaDaysha in his thing before leaving.

Fanny, Elroy, LaDaysha, Norah and Kathy (who are ion their honeymoon) are the only members of staff who are safe. Meanwhile a loud gun shot and cry was heard at 12:00pm while Beryl's voice was heard saying 'NOT IN MY COUS COUS' Nevett later hung a banner from the staff room saying 'I have killed Rustie Lee' before being quickly corrected that it was in fact staff member Linda Banks who she had killed.

Tyra Banks gave the statement 'She was going to be a model on the next cycle. My sister. To think we'd finally both agreed to have that threesome with Ross Kemp and it doesn't even get to happen.'

The hostage is still taking place. Maureen, Doreen, Jale, Beryl, Jackie and Valery all remain inside.

[Will.]

SHOCKING NEWS IN THE STORE!

Linda was a messy bitch anyway!

this is scary... praying for my staff.

[Will.]

Nevett has been photographed inside the building:

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[Will.]

BREAKING: WILLS STORE HAS GONE INTO UTTER CHAOS!


fights all around the store as the hostage situation continues...

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[Jason.]

remember when this was a pub quiz

[Will.]

remember when this was a pub quiz

tragic times now.

[Ross.]

remember when this was a pub quiz

Remember when this was a supermarket bargain thread

[Jason.]

Remember when this was a supermarket bargain thread

Remember when this thread wasn't a thread

[Will.]

Remember when this thread wasn't a thread

remember when you weren't a member :hehe:

You're one of my faves!

[Jason.]

remember when you weren't a member :hehe:

You're one of my faves!

No.

and ofc I am, I'm a delight :hee: ilu2

[Will.]

No.

and ofc I am, I'm a delight :hee: ilu2

MORE SHOCKING NEWS COMING UP!

2 more deaths heading our way...
:laugh:

[Jason.]

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I killed Lucy Beale

[Will.]

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I killed Lucy Beale

have a read of Norah and Kathy's OK! interview, top of the page.

[Will.]

Hostage terror comes to a tragic end!

The hostage situation in Will's supermarket has come to a tragic end as two more victims have been killed by psycho Nevett.

Valerie tried to make a run for it but unfortunately tripped over one of Maureen's dildo, Nevett run towards her.

Valerie said: "Come on then you ugly bitch! Do you worst".

Nevett then proceeded to dragging Valerie and chucked her out of the third floor window in which Valerie landed on regular customer Dee.

Doreen frantically run up to Nevett and bit Nevett's neck and called her a "psycho bitch", Doreen pushed Nevett over and shoved a dildo in mouth. This allowed for Doreen to escape.

Maureen and Jale were left scared as they were held hostage.

Incase you forgot Janice is the owner of the Mulberry fashion outlet and was posing for the latest issue of Zoo during the hostage, she heard Nevett coming towards the shop and proceeded to put her make up on as she didn't want to die looking like a tramp.

Nevett then shot Janice, and she sadly passed away.

By this time Beryl had enough as "she doesn't take no ****," She run after Nevett and said that if she stops the killing she will sleep with her, Nevett loved the idea.

International suppa star Toya Washington (daughter of Valerie) stormed into the building a told Nevett that she's "a nasty white bitch who can rot in hell, hurricane Toya is here." Toya kicked Nevett in the head and said "If you ever kill someone from my family again I will go ghetto on you and make LaDaysha looks like Kate Middleton."

Beryl pulled out a huge shovel and proceeded to smacking Nevett around the head with it, calling her "a skinny white trash bin person".

Nevett was left unconscious and Beryl, Maureen and Jale escaped.

[Daniel-X]

Nevett's reign of terror over? Will the supermarket ever recover? Is Toya here to stay?

[Will.]

Nevett's reign of terror over? Will the supermarket ever recover? Is Toya here to stay?

Nevett to return for a third time?

[Will.]

Nevett has been arrested and sentenced to 10 mins in prison due to her age of 124.

[Will.]

Norah and Kathy are well excited for the Celebrity Big Brother launch.

Kathy: "Time for some orgasms over Jenna"

Norah: "Looking forward to seeing mother queen Sherrie".

[Will.]

BREAKING: 2 new employers will be unveiled today!

[Will.]

Veronica joins Will's supermarket as a stripper!

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Veronica is the latest employer at Wills Supermarket, daughter of Doreen and Gina (before Gina undertook transgender surgery - you might not remember Gina).

Veronica has never got a long with Doreen after Doreen caught Veronica sticking a cucumber up her fanny whilst at the bus stop.

Veronica is one fierce bitch that really knows what she wants in life, she's had an on/off relationship with Jale and regularly looked after Jale's 13 bitchy children - she would take them to contraception expect Maureen for sex talks.

Veronica is obsessed with waffles, confessing she loves "sticking them everywhere."

Veronica use to be a porn star and worked with Kathy and Norah in their X rated films, they were a huge hit back in the day that even Jenna Jameson appeared in one.

Veronica loves cock and will do anything for it, saying "The cock is mine, LaDaysha better watch out, if someone gets in the way of my cock, I will batter them down with 2 tones of waffles like hurricane waffle."

Veronica has now joined Wills Supermarket as a stripper after being crowed winner of Blackpool's next top model which was a local competition run by 3 people from an old peoples home who were blind.

Veronica will perform in the supermarket cafe at 11:30pm.


Veronica is also a frequent nudist and loves nothing better than walking around nude whilst listening to Susan's Boyle's music.

Veronica is also obsessed with cats, and shoves them down her pants so she is never without them.

[Will.]

Daniel is providing some big news today...

[Daniel-X]

Elroy Williams SACKED from Will's supermarket after slap happy video appears on Priestbook

Elroy Williams today was sacked from Will's supermarket after a video appeared on Preistsbook of him and Danielle McMaryMagdalaneMahon attacking a Jehovah's Witness. The video sees the pair savagely attack a Jehovah's Witness after they offered them a leaflet. Screams can be heard from McMahon who screams 'GET SOME BLOODY CLASS YOU EH WEIRDO MAN' while Elroy screams 'IF YOU CANT LOVE JESUS HOW THE HELL YOU GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE'.

The video was leaked by a user named 'JemimaSlade17' who gave a live report and a blog on her views on the tragic events. A petition was then launched to sentence Danielle to live in a room with Helen Wood for a month. The petition managed to get 1 million signatures and saw Danielle shipped to Bolton to live with Helen who would terrorise her for her stay. Transgender Elroy appeared on late night magazine show 'Tonight with Liz Jones' to explain his actions however Elroy's interview was cut short after RuPaul sued him for copyright after using his catchphrase and appeared to shove a stiletto shoe into Elroy Williams throat.

Today in front of the press Will released the following statement 'I do not condone Elroy's attacking of the person in the video and he has been sacked with immediate effect. I hope that everyone can still manage to get down to my supermarket today while we have baked beans on offer thank you'

[Will.]

Baked Beans offer: 6 cans for £2


tragic news...

[Will.]

BREAKING: Rumours that Nevett has entered the store...

[Daniel-X]

NEVETT EVANS FINAL ACT OF REVENGE

Just when Will's supermarket thought they were safe Nevett Evans today acted out her final act of revenge. Police were called to the supermarket after tourists heard 'I want it' by Chanelle Hayes being sung by workers of the supermarket and at first the suspected crime was that the workers were trying to deafen tourists. However, when police entered the building a cruise ship had actually been driven into the store and it was in fact cabaret singers singing the song. Police found Valery A Washington sprawled over an ice rink on the cruise as Torvill and Dean skated over her dead body not actually realising that her body was in fact the. Torvill and Dean were arrested immediately for suspected murder. Meanwhile worker LaDaysha Minaj was found impaled on a chandelier in the dining room on the cruise. While not actually dead Minaj has many injuries and is in intensive care at Dr Tila Tequilas hospital.

While police initially did not suspect that Nevett Evans was behind the attack Nevett revealed it was her after choking Jale Burrito on many frozen burritos in the supermarket. Nevett then revealed to the police she also crashed the cruise ship. Police threatened to shoot Nevett Evans but she revealed that if police shot her then they would also kill Doreen Soreen after she had smuggled her in her vagina and was attempting to start a new life with her in the Shetland Islands. The cruise ship then exploded in the store and caused Fanny Cumberbatch to bang her head hard on a dildo. Fanny has been reported to have amnesia and thinks she is Lea Walker.

All the other workers escaped leaving Nevett and a smuggled Doreen left in the store. As Nevett made one last attempt at fleeing the store she was hit over the head with a bottle of white wine and was killed immediately. Doreen then climbed out of Nevett's vagina and looked up to her saviour who just simply said 'I'm Helen Wood and I like white wine'

[Will.]

iconic :love:

The bitch Nevett is dead

[T*]

LaDaysha is on the brink of a breakdown

[Daniel-X]

LaDaysha is on the brink of a breakdown

She's still in ICU also welp

[Daniel-X]

BB legend Mary O'Leary joins store

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BB legend Mary O'Leary has joined the employees at Will's supermarket under her new job description as 'Cafe manager.' Saskia Howard-Clarke originally applied for the job but was turned down because her boobs were false according to Will causing her to have a breakdown and say she hopes worker LaDaysha Minaj die. She assured to the Blackpool gazette this wasn't a racist comment because as she quotes 'I can't be racist I'm a quarter Sri-Lankan'. Mary's dog also applied for the job but after waiting till 4 in the morning for the dog to arrive Will eventually was left with no option than to offer Mary O'Leary the job.

While being interviewed by Roberto Conte, Mary commented 'I wanted to show my other talents. I can cook really fast with my witch powers I can whip up a curry faster than Makosi can say Cherry Tango.' Roberto interrupted her in her interview asking why she never cooked in the house and Mary appeared to scream back 'Roberto, Roberto! ROBERTO!' before flying off on her broomstick, while on her journey home Mary crashed into the stores parking lot and was rushed to hospital. Saskia Howard-Clarke was arrested outside hospital after taking Mary's monitor off 'THEY'RE HEART SURGERY SCARS BITCH' could be heard in Southport and the police were alerted.

Mary begins her job tomorrow.

[Daniel-X]

When will legend Mary be added? :suspect:

[Daniel-X]

Legends Mary and Veronica will slayy

[Will.]

OMG I love Mary! Iconic queen! :love:

[Daniel-X]

New supermarket cafe opened

Today Mary O'Leary and Will1999 opened the doors to Will's supermarket brand new cafe 'Mother Mary's Magnificent Munch'. The cafe holds a hygiene rating of two stars making it the best place to eat in Blackpool. The cafe currently offers a wide range of dishes, varying from fish and chips to fish fingers and chips. The motto for the new cafe is 'If you like food which has been sat out under a light for hours then you deserve to get food poisoning'. However the supermarket could be in trouble as international superstars Blonde Electra are reportedly suing the cafe for fraud after workers Veronica and LaDaysha performed at the store under the names 'Mousey Brown Electra'.

Mary O'Leary commented 'I'm finding the job quite stressful at he minute we're getting at leat three customers a day sometimes even four in the cafe and I'm working alone. It's really difficult standing there and putting some food on a plate. I think if my marvellous cafe will continue to slay Blackpool, Will may need to employ some new workers.'

In others news Norah and Kathy have returned from their honeymoon with their new born baby! The couple reportedly took inspiration from the name Blue Ivy and have named their child Blue Waffle.

[Will.]

the cafe is iconic :love:

[gamepodfan]

hi im michael and i was the host of game pod 2015 until i was fired and was replaced by tom. i am working at the dvd section and hope i can make my own supermarket

[gamepodfan]

can i buy the big brother dvd

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Don't mind me. I'm just doing my weekly shopping �� :dance:

[gamepodfan]

Don't mind me. I'm just doing my weekly shopping �� :dance:

stop stealing my food

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

stop stealing my food

I'm not :conf:

[gamepodfan]

just doing my shopping
palsG2UyzQ0

[gamepodfan]

and this is the party

[Will.]

BREAKING - Nevett returns from the dead!

[gamepodfan]

Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[Will.]

More news incoming...

[gamepodfan]

can i buy the big brother dvd game

[arista]

http://www.truthordarepics.com/nakedamateurpics/images/girlfriendk10.jpg

Madame stop flashing your Ass at the Male Staff

[gamepodfan]

will1999 supermarket is back
CNjggrxUQ78

[arista]

http://www.hottiesphotos.com/wp-content/main/2012_10/blonde-shows-her-ass-in-the-supermarket.jpg

Right thats it

Call Security
Eject this Lady teasing Male Staff

[gamepodfan]

noooooo dont eject her i like it lol

[arista]

http://www.postyourflasher.com/naked-nude-public/albums/userpics/nake_nude_shopping_312.jpg

Calling Security
another lady with no knickers in the Garden Section
Eject her

[Will.]

Beryl's on the case

[Will.]

BREAKING - NEVETT STRIKES AGAIN!

In the early hours of this morning Kathy and Norah arrived back at the supermarket, following their honey moon.

The walked into the store singing Cheeky Girls whilst shouting "Buy Cheeky Girls on iTunes."

Veronica threw at cup at Norah's head, whilst eruptly shouting "Take your dyke arses somwhere else, I don't want to hear that crap in the morning."

But then the Cheeky Girls song could be hear echoing through the supermarket, Kathy and Norah finally thought their dream had come true, that the Cheeky Girls must be in the store.

But all was not as it seemed! A huge Lorry slammed into the building, with NEVETT AS THE DRIVER! She shouted: "**** the Cheeky Girls".

Norah and Kathy looked in horror, whilst SECURITY GUARD Beryl continued to look at the new range of dildos, trying every single one.

Kathy and Norah began to run for their life, but Kathy couldn't resist Mad Mary's Bacon Butties (two week out of date, soggy as a wet dick), but Kathy loved them.

Nevett started running after them, shouting: "My fanny smells, it's times the bitches died."

Maureen (contraception expert), threw the new range of dildos at Nevett, and Nevett couldn't resist trying them, giving Kathy and Norah time to escape.


MORE INCOMING!

[Will.]

Mad Mary began wondering around the store, shouting "Satan is upon, rejoice my frieeennndssss"

Kathy and Norah made a quick get away to the local McDonalds, where they scooped up a double egg McMuffin.

Beryl had enough of Nevett's ****, as we all know "Beryl takes no ****".

Nevett screamed at Beryl, saying "I killed Linda, now it's time you, you fat bitch die."

Beryl then called her local squad (The local black gang) who love Beryl, they said there getting their bats and there coming to batter Nevett.

But this time Nevett has gone proper psycho, shouting "I'm Satan, I'm here, rejoice, I love sucking cock, all shall die."

The staff watched in horror, whilst Fanny ordered a Chinese takeaway. Nevett saw Fanny and drove the lorry into her office, crushing Fanny to death.

Nevett screamed in horror: "I'm psycho, KILL ME! DO YOU WORST! I'm weird!"

Nevett progressed to burn the store down, throwing petrol all over the place, whilst Mad Mary gathered her tools.

Mad Mary run up to Nevett and threw a saucepan at her head, slapping Nevett to the ground whilst shoving petrol down her throat: "No one messes with Mad Mary, Mad Mary is life, Mad Mary is God."

Nevett then exploded, and the store can confirm she has died.

Mary commented: "I can use Nevett's guts to make todays soup, lovely with a bit of Will's own brand cheddar."

Will commented on todays event: "Sad times, but buy of loaf of bread and get one free."

[gamepodfan]

no i killed him

[MB.]

How does this **** have 25 pages

[Will.]

How does this **** have 25 pages

35UUsMnwquo

[gamepodfan]

my tibb doe bbuk results are in

[Will.]

Revetting

[Will.]

NEW STAFF MEMBER -Britney Daysha

https://ionenewsone.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/abc_louise_white_lottery_winner_wy_120306_wmain.jp g


[SIZE="3"]Britney is one fierce bitch, from the sunny side of Blackpool, Britney is 86 and a retired club promoter. Brit also juggled her page 3 modelling career.

Britney grew up in Jamaica, and hence why she's one fierce bitch. "If I was a naughty girl, my mum would put me in a bin and throw it in the sea and I would have to get out myself."

"My brother took a biscuit from the biscuit tin without asking... my mother shot him."

Britney is a proud lesbian, and a frequent supporter of LGBT community, regally running stalls selling LGBT items, including rainbow cakes, Britney says: "I love it, I do the LGBT community proud."

Britney in the 1960's

https://ronernbphilly.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/phat.jpg

Britney can't stand stuck up people.

Britney loves the forum "TIBB", she has posted over 200,000 comments, always up for a good debate.

Britney has a criminal record after she battered someone to death in her local Asda as they took the tin of beans she was about to pick off the shelf.

Britney loves Bingo, and people get annoyed with it, she goes everyday to her local Bingo club, where she brings 2 cheese sandwiches and a bottle of Whisky.

Britney loves people, she's a people person, "I love everyone, we are all God's children, bless them all, I love you all."

Britney loved her page 3 career, she made the boys cum, cum and cum. Britney use to run a daycare service at her home, but it was shut down after she openly confessed to giving the children weed: "I thought it was good for them, it calmed them down."

[Will.]

Breaking:SUPERMARKET CLOSES!

TONIGHT WE UNVEAL THE HARROWING EVENTS UP UNTIL THE MOMENT THE SUPERMARKET IS OFFICIALLY CLOSED.

ONLY 4 HAVE SURVIVED!

[gamepodfan]

noooooo dont closed the supermarket where im i getting my josy workout dvd

[Will.]

Today in the supermarket something terrible happened, only 4 members of staff survived the devastating disaster.

However...

Will can confirm that the 4 members will move to... (HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT VERY SOON)

[Will.]

FOUND OUT WHERE THE 4 Surviving STAFF MEMBERS ARE MOVING TOO IN 5 MINS!

[Oaker]

Are they moving to the Prison?

[gamepodfan]

or the church

[Will.]

NO :)

[Mitchell]

Poor Michael

[gamepodfan]

i win

[Will.]

2 MINS!

[gamepodfan]

bqHjqOs78hI

[Will.]

1 MIN

It's harrowing

[Daniel-X]

Will there be a live scripted final episode for the supermarkets tragic closure?

[Calderyon]

I decided to sell the shares of Will Market. No profit, so why bother.

[Will.]

Breaking: WILL ANNOUCES THAT HE'S OPENING A SHOPPING CENTRE IN BLACKPOOL!

CALLED BLACKFIELD

KATHY IS THE FIRST MEMBER TO SURIVE.

[Daniel-X]

Kathy <3

So glad that queen survived

[gamepodfan]

i have made the will1999 supermarket the second after this thread ends

[Will.]

BERYL IS THE NEXT to survive

[Daniel-X]

i have made the will1999 supermarket the second after this thread ends

Wot?

[Will.]

There won't be a new thread, I'll just change the name.

[Will.]

LEGNEDARY NORAH survived

[Calderyon]

Decided to keep the shares.

[gamepodfan]

will1999 supermarket the second
oh (eat the whole food stock

[Daniel-X]

Omg yasss Norah <3

[Daniel-X]

will1999 supermarket the second
oh (eat the whole food stock

Create this thread and girl bye

[Oaker]

I hope Mary survived <3

[Will.]

The final member to surive is...

[gamepodfan]

and the winner of game pod is

[Will.]

Britney... but wait a sec...

[Daniel-X]

Not Britney surviving and Mary not </3

[Will.]

AND ALSO....

Mad Mary confirmed to survived, after waking up in hospital just now.

[Daniel-X]

I hope Mary survived <3

Same I was praying for ha

[Daniel-X]

MARY OMG SIS YO'RE A FIGHTEr

[Will.]

The five survivors:
Norah
Britney
Kathy
Beryl
Mary

[Oaker]

Slay it girls

[Will.]

But what actually happened...

Prepare for a LIVE EPSIODE AT 6PM


Got to have my dinner first...

[Will.]

TONIGHT WE GO BACK TO THE TRAGIC DAY IN WILLS SUPERMARKET...

LIVE!!!!!!!!!

You may think you know everyone? But Everyone has secrets, everyone tells lies.

And tonight the supermarket is rocked forever after 3 staff members are exposed...

But what they do is harrowing, and the secrets are life changing.

we're live at 6! Don't be late.

[Will.]

Just over 30 mins to go!

[Will.]

LIVE in 15MINS

[Will.]

LIVE in 15MINS

Whos excited for Supermarket Live?

[Will.]

The live episode is interactive in parts, you get to choose what happens.

[MB.]

Remember when this was a thread about food deals

[gamepodfan]

Remember when this was a thread about food deals

yes

[Will.]

Remember when this was a thread about food deals

10 mins MB, come and watch.

[Will.]

10 MINS!!!

[Will.]

5 MINS!

[Will.]

GET ready

[Will.]

HERE WE GO!!!


Omg

[Will.]

WE ARE LIVE FROM THE SUPERMARKET now!

[Will.]

Norah is walking into the supermarket and heading for the staff room where she wants to check FB.

Once Norah arrives she notices that Fanny has left her emails up... and what she discovers is harrowing.

Fanny was helping Nevett, she was helping Nevett to bring the supermarket down. Fanny helped her after discovering Will killed her parents.

Suddenly Fanny walks in with a knife...

"Surprise Bitch..."

[Christmas Dynasnow]

:omgno:

[Will.]

"What no? You can't be? I was going to have your baby!?" Shrieks Norah.

"Oh how you were fooled, you silly fat bitch, and now you going to pay."

"How could you, you won't win... You never will! Beryl!!!!!!!" Shouts Norah.

[Will.]

"Oh you think Beryl will help you... I've designated the entire supermarket with bombs, no one will survive. It will be carnage, and you think I was the only." Says Fanny.

"You sick psycho bitch, why do this, why!?? Please don't," cry's Norah.

[Will.]

"Valerie and LaDaysha were helping as well, this is the revolution and your going all going to pay... V and D come in girls."

"This is sick," cry's Norah

"Hello, surprise! You had an affair with my husband, you ruined my marriage Norah!" shouts Valerie.

[Will.]

"I helped because Will is a racist, he paid me below everyone else." Tells LaDaysha.

"I think it's time girls, we are sister hood. Get ready to designate the bombs." Fanny says.

"No please, we're all die, you cant't," shrieks Norah.

A huge explosion rips through the supermarket, the supermarket bursts into flames.

everyone lays on the floor, after a second Norah gets up.

[Will.]

"You sick bastards," shouts Norah.

Norah picks up a pen and stabs Fanny in the...

[Christmas Dynasnow]

in the...

[Will.]

OK GUYS!

First interactive question for viewers.

Do you want Fanny to be stabbed in

A. Fanny
B. Arse
C. Eye

[Will.]

Well?

[Christmas Dynasnow]

in the storeroom

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/16/article-2115885-12301C3D000005DC-571_634x476.jpg

[Will.]

Fanny has been stabbed in the Arse.

Norah makes a quick escape into the supermarket.

"Help! Help!" Cries Doreen.

Doreen has been locked in a coffin and heading for the meat slicer.

[Will.]

"Right Valerie it begins.. We're going to massacre everyone in this supermarket. There better be no survivors." Says LaDaysha.

The 2 Girls begin walking into the supermarket.

"Some please help, can anyone hear me?" Cries Doreen.

The coffin gets closer to the meat slicer, Doreen begins to panick.

The coffin slices though the meat slicer and rips Doreen into peices of meat.

Doreen is dead.

[Will.]

The 2 girls head for Maureen, the contraception expert.

Fire rages through the store.

Maureen is frantic, she sees Valerie and Ladaysha running towards her.

Meanwhile Norah has got to the voice call area, and is making announcement:

"Everyone Fanny, Valerie and LaDaysha have been helping Nevett! There here to kill us all" shouts Norah.

Valerie then shoves a dildo down Maureen's mouth and Maureen chockes to death.

[Christmas Dynasnow]

i would not mind stabbing her in the arse me self

[Will.]

Beryl heads for Valerie were she begins to attack her, trying to kill her. The 2 girls throw each other into the aisle, as the tense fight continues.

The pair swear and shout at each other, ripping each other's hair out.

Norah and Kathy have made an escape. Whilst Elroy, Mary and Veronica are still in the store.

Beryl then slices Valieries neck open. Valerie is dead.

A huge explosion knocks Beryl out.

LaDaysha has headed for the cafe where she will have a huge showdown with Mad Mary.

Mad Mary attacks Daysha with saucepans, blood goes everywhere. Mary calls Daysha a sick daughter of a bitch, whilst ripping her hair out.

The pair climb in the tables trying to kill each other.

Veronica walks in but trips on the blood and breaks her neck. The fire is very strong now.

Mary hits Daysha with a poll and throws a chair at her. Daysha swings at Mary's head with a glass, knocking her out.

But then Kathy and Norah suddenly Burst into the supermarket cafe in the car with cheeky girls playing and run over Daysha, crushing her to death.

Meanwhile Valerie is alive and heading for Elroy on the second floor.

Elroy sees Valerie and grabs her saying: "I might support Hitler but I'm a good person"

Elroy jumps from the second floor window killing himself.

Beryl suddenly appears and pushes Valerie out the window.

It's over...


.

[Will.]

Beryl, Kathy, Norah and Mary all survived.

Britney hasn't started working at the supermarket and obviously survived.

Will said:

"Today is a sad day, we lost 3 amazing workers, and 3 horrible people. I'm glad that 5 survived. Today's event mark a new beginning as I will be opening my own shopping Mall called "Blackfield". It will open very soon, I wish everyone happiness.

THE SUPERMARKET is closed!!!!!!"

[MB.]

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[gamepodfan]

BR7EaHbPe54

[Will.]

How did we find the episode?

[Will.]

Hope people liked it

[Daniel-X]

Loved it tbh what a send off :flutter:

[Will.]

Loved it tbh what a send off :flutter:

:love:

[gamepodfan]

make sure you have a firework display

[Will.]

Ok

[Will.]

Such tragic events

Bless mutha queen Doreen, she no longer a coffin dodger, literally <3

[MB.]

Also you killed Elroy off without my permission so I'll see you in court on Monday

[Will.]

Also you killed Elroy off without my permission so I'll see you in court on Monday

Elrpy commuted suucide after evil Valerie tried to kill him.

[Will.]

Elroy was iconic but it was his time to go...

[Will.]

BREAKING: WILL199'S shopping MALL WILL OPEN TONIGHT AT 6PM WITH A LAUNCH FEATURING YOUR FAV STAFF MEMBERS, LIVE MUSIC AND A GUIDED TOUR OF THE MALL!

6PM TONIGHT! DON'T be late!

[Will.]

PRE PARTY NOW! GET ALL THE GOSSIP ON THE ARRIVALS

And SOME MUSIC, FIRST UP

Burial - Yogi

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[Will.]

THERE will be CAKE

http://media.mercola.com/imageserver/public/2011/May/senior-woman-eating-cake-5-23.jpg

[Will.]

Beryl's daughter has arrived

http://g02.s.alicdn.com/kf/HTB14eBfGpXXXXavXXXXq6xXFXXXr/221396774/HTB14eBfGpXXXXavXXXXq6xXFXXXr.jpg

[Will.]

Beryl has arrived at the grand opening of the shopping mall with her squad! 1 hour to go!

https://ionenewsone.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/sandra.jpg?w=306&h=423

[Will.]

Norah and Kathy are arriving very soon!

[Will.]

We've got balloons! First inside picture of the new mall!

http://www.chiangmaicitylife.com/wp-content/uploads/imported/citynews/1391098125.jpg

[Will.]

Time for some Philip George!

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[Will.]

Unite with your passion of shopping!


http://files2.coloribus.com/files/adsarchive/part_1693/16934555/file/shopping-mall-rundle-place-unite-600-39897.jpg

[Will.]

Kathy has arrived at the shopping mall!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/02/article-1158706-03B91842000005DC-988_224x560.jpg

[Christmas Dynasnow]

who is doing your security?

[arista]

What ?

You went from 99p to Poundland

[gamepodfan]

Wheres
my
chesses

[Daniel-X]

Meet the newest worker at the mall:

Naomi Parks-Cambell

http://www.singleblackmale.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/vibevixen-black-woman-thinking.jpg

Meet the owner of the malls trendiest fashion outlet, 'WERK'. Naomi is the fierce granddaughter of Britney and nobody stands in Naomi's way. Naomi was supposed to appear on the tenth season of the apprentice as a contestant but was disqualified from the competition after spitting in Karren Brady's ear after Karren Brady said that a fashion outlet which sells just hopped earrings would jot take off. Thus, Sarah Dales was born.

Naomi went worldwide with her outlet 'WERK' but the store went into liquidation after half an hour. After offering to suck Will off for a shop in the mall, Will agreed to open 'WERK' in the mall. Naomi is one fierce bitch and people know that, she killed her grandad after he ate some of her popcorn chicken from her KFC bucket. Her grandfathers grusome death was caused by Naomi bludgeoning him to death with some new high heels that she had bought from asos. The incident lead to her going to prison in late 2013, she made an appeal to the judge and said that she can't help being fierce and was let back into the working world.

Britney and Naomi have a strained relationship after Naomi murdered Britneys husband. Britney scalped Naomi of her weave after the incident but Naomi impaled her in the throat with a gold hooped earring.

Naomi has a tattoo on her lady gardens of her true love Dwayne Pipes who she met at school, the pair had a baby at thirteen but after people gave the baby more attention than Naomi she chose to give it away as she was desperate for attention. Dwayne landed in prison back in 2008 after taking the KFC in Croydon hostage, Naomi has not heard of him since.

[Will.]

Mutha queen Norah has arrived!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/17/article-2422328-1BE05CE3000005DC-808_306x441.jpg

[Daniel-X]

Kathy has arrived at the shopping mall!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/02/article-1158706-03B91842000005DC-988_224x560.jpg

Stunning loving the flip flops Kathy :love:

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Mutha queen Norah has arrived!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/17/article-2422328-1BE05CE3000005DC-808_306x441.jpg

:worship:

[Will.]

Naomi slaying to the max, epic queen!

[Will.]

Britney has arrived!

http://slides.worldofstock.com/PCT1073.jpg

[Will.]

Kathy's daughter joins the supermarket as the new security guard - Fat Deb

http://queerfatfemme.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/5596709381_0e4c3b3ff8.jpg

Kathy's daughter who she had whilst trying to resurrect the soul of Jack from BB16 has joined the supermarket - Fat Deb.

Fat Deb is one sassy bitch and has killed over 30 people.

Deb tried to kill Norah after discovering that she wasn't a satan worshipper, Deb dragged her down the stairs and tried to throw her in the oven.

Deb KILLED DOREEN after Norah and Kathy bribed her to put Doreen in the coffin as they wanted her money, it wasn't Nevett's evil group.

Will hired Deb because she killed Doreen, Will confessed: "Doreen was one stinky fat bitch that needed to go."

Deb has a pet Lion and has already threatened Naomi with it, however Naomi responded: "I'll deck you too the ground you ugly fat dyke bitch."

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Kathy's daughter joins the supermarket as the new security guard - Fat Deb

http://queerfatfemme.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/5596709381_0e4c3b3ff8.jpg

Kathy's daughter who she had whilst trying to resurrect the soul of Jack from BB16 has joined the supermarket - Fat Deb.

Fat Deb is one sassy bitch and has killed over 30 people.

Deb tried to kill Norah after discovering that she wasn't a satan worshipper, Deb dragged her down the stairs and tried to throw her in the oven.

Deb KILLED DOREEN after Norah and Kathy bribed her to put Doreen in the coffin as they wanted her money, it wasn't Nevett's evil group.

Will hired Deb because she killed Doreen, Will confessed: "Doreen was one stinky fat bitch that needed to go."

Deb has a pet Lion and has already threatened Naomi with it, however Naomi responded: "I'll deck you too the group you ugly fat dyke bitch."

i would

[Will.]

Not long to go!

[Will.]

Who's excited?

[Christmas Dynasnow]

where is gpf

he should be perched

[Will.]

where is gpf

he should be perched

You can make your own staff member if you like LT,

Maybe someone like the great Elroy Williams (RIP).

[T*]

How much do you want for the mall?

[Will.]

How much do you want for the mall?

It ain't for sale hun,

You can have your own shop in it thought :laugh:

[Will.]

Time for Bury Me:

6TNhMdD5k0c

[Christmas Dynasnow]

I would like to open a quality tobacconists called "Trial by Fire". I only need a small unit.

[Will.]

fine LT,

Kathy and Norah will be taking over the thread at 6PM for the live launch, she will be filming as well!

Kathy and Norah are perched for the launch:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/02/article-1158706-03B91842000005DC-988_224x560.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/17/article-2422328-1BE05CE3000005DC-808_306x441.jpg

[Will.]

BREAKING: THE LAUNCH of the SHOPPING MALL HAS STARTED!

WELCOME ALL!

[Daniel-X]

When did Norah start to look like that :worry:

[Will.]

"Hello my luvs it's Kathy here!

Norah just popped to the toilet and trying to get an interview with BBC.

I'm just stuffing my face with the free food."

[Daniel-X]

Current shops:

WERK (fashion outlet) - ran by Naomi
Mary's Mystic TitShakes (Breast milk milkshake bar) - ran by Mary
Trial by fire - ran by Britney

[Will.]

When did Norah start to look like that :worry:

"Hello Daniel, It's Kathy here, how are you my darling?

Don't worry, it's just her when she's dressed up, she's looks a right hotty doesn't she?"

[Daniel-X]

"Hello Daniel, It's Kathy here, how are you my darling?

Don't worry, it's just her when she's dressed up, she's looks a right hotty doesn't she?"

Kathy you're so lucky to have someon as fit as Norah

[Christmas Dynasnow]

There is 15% off Falcon Pipes and a bogof on Gold Block at Trial by Fire


:nono: over 18s only so Tom you can do one and Jay no I am not selling you an e-cig kit

http://www.oceanislandvictoriaguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/tobacco-shop.jpg

[Will.]

Kathy you're so lucky to have someon as fit as Norah

"Thanks hun, the free sandwiches are lovely, Mary made them.

Speaking of the devil Mary has arrived, Imma say hello.

http://www.virginmedia.com/tvradio/bigbrother/galleries/big-brother-heroes/img/img_10.jpg

'Alright Mary?'

"Piss off Kathy."

[Will.]

"Oh, there about too officially open the Mall, let me get my fat arse over and film it."

[Daniel-X]

Naomi will be performing 'ghetto supastar' and 'bad girls' later on this evening

[Will.]

"Right my darlings, it's Norah here, Kathy cant get away from the food area, I'm filming live here..."

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[Will.]

"It's still Norah, who dares me to strip nude and run around the store? I'm very horny tonight!"

[Will.]

"Oh look, I've found Kathy in Mad Mary's ice cream parlour!"


http://food-passion.co.uk/restaurants/images/frescofrnt2.jpg

[Christmas Dynasnow]

woo hoo

Just made my first sale

A Dunhill 9mm filter white spot shell briar pipe for £295

http://www.smoke.co.uk/acatalog/Dunhill-79-06-15.gif

[Will.]

"OMG Naomi and Britney are fighting, Kathy and I are heading to the scene."

[Will.]

"It's Kathy, I'm filming live, Britney and Naomi are killing each other..."

JN-ivF8Miy0

[Will.]

"This is crazy."

[Will.]

BREAKING: BRITNEY has BEEN KILLED BY NOAMI!

[Will.]

"Hello my darlings, what we just witnessed is horrifying, the police are taking the body away now... Norah and I are heading to the speech done by Will, back in a mo." xx

[Will.]

"I've just heard that Nomai performances are still going a head, heres tonight schedule:

Will's speech
Watch the fashion show
Visit some of new shops
get pissed in the after party

[Will.]

"Hey luvs It's Norah, we're at the stage were will is giving his speech."

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/06/16/article-2003834-0C96E3D700000578-657_468x376.jpg

[Will.]

"Greetings fellow citizens, and welcome to my Mall. Today marks a great day in the history of "Will1999" franchise as we are aiming bigger and better, this mall is a key to opportunity and success.

It's a place where you can come and relax, shop and enjoy life. My staff are wonderful, a big shout out too Kathy and Norah - the queens of Will1999.

I've made my speech short and sweet, I hope this is a happy place.

God bless all ya."