Will1999's Solana Resort

[Will.]

Hello, welcome my darlings x,

The supermarket is closed after a tragic event - read thread to see what happened.

My shopping mall has now also closed.

We have moved to the Solana in Benidorm for a new adventure.




Our wonderful staff: (All photos aren't of the actual person, it's all made up and none it is real, the photos aren't there to cause harm or offence.)


Beryl - security guard

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Beryl Cheryl Meryl Streep Fernandez-Versini is the supermarkets go to girl. Beryl grew up with forty brothers so it's no wonder she's a dyke and loves carpet. She also had a sister but Beryl killed her because she wanted to be the only dyke in the famalam. Beryl used to be dating former colleague Pavlo Cheesynachos in an attempt to fleece him of £5 but he found out about her plan and dumped ha leading ha to having a breakdown.



Kathy

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Kathy/Deb is Norah Lickmeout's old flame but their passion never died. Kathy has recently changed her name to Deb in the store and chopped off all her hair after the ghost of Adjoa Mensah who she resurrected threatened to put a deadly curse in her if she didn't lick Adjoa's pussay. Kathy stayed faithful to Norah and said 'There's only one woman for me' so had to change her name before Adjoa tracked her down and cursed ha.

Mary O'Leary - Cafe manager

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BB legend Mary O'Leary has joined the employees at Will's supermarket under her new job description as 'Cafe manager.' Saskia Howard-Clarke originally applied for the job but was turned down because her boobs were false according to Will causing her to have a breakdown and say she hopes worker LaDaysha Minaj die. She assured to the Blackpool gazette this wasn't a racist comment because as she quotes 'I can't be racist I'm a quarter Sri-Lankan'. Mary's dog also applied for the job but after waiting till 4 in the morning for the dog to arrive Will eventually was left with no option than to offer Mary O'Leary the job.

While being interviewed by Roberto Conte, Mary commented 'I wanted to show my other talents. I can cook really fast with my witch powers I can whip up a curry faster than Makosi can say Cherry Tango.' Roberto interrupted her in her interview asking why she never cooked in the house and Mary appeared to scream back 'Roberto, Roberto! ROBERTO!' before flying off on her broomstick, while on her journey home Mary crashed into the stores parking lot and was rushed to hospital. Saskia Howard-Clarke was arrested outside hospital after taking Mary's monitor off 'THEY'RE HEART SURGERY SCARS BITCH' could be heard in Southport and the police were alerted.




Norah - head assistant

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Norah who is now working on customer services. Norah has joined Will's supermarket after finding herself left jobless after her husband was tragically murdered by Kathy. Norah and Kathy have history as they used to be lesbians who would sit in McDonalds toilets and try to resurrect the sole of Adjoa Mensah. Adjoa was resurrected and left them some wide words 'Pussay'. Norah also has a criminal history of fondling the queens breasts.


Naomi Parks-Cambell

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Meet the owner of the malls trendiest fashion outlet, 'WERK'. Naomi is the fierce granddaughter of Britney and nobody stands in Naomi's way. Naomi was supposed to appear on the tenth season of the apprentice as a contestant but was disqualified from the competition after spitting in Karren Brady's ear after Karren Brady said that a fashion outlet which sells just hopped earrings would jot take off. Thus, Sarah Dales was born.

Naomi went worldwide with her outlet 'WERK' but the store went into liquidation after half an hour. After offering to suck Will off for a shop in the mall, Will agreed to open 'WERK' in the mall. Naomi is one fierce bitch and people know that, she killed her grandad after he ate some of her popcorn chicken from her KFC bucket. Her grandfathers grusome death was caused by Naomi bludgeoning him to death with some new high heels that she had bought from asos. The incident lead to her going to prison in late 2013, she made an appeal to the judge and said that she can't help being fierce and was let back into the working world.

Britney and Naomi have a strained relationship after Naomi murdered Britneys husband. Britney scalped Naomi of her weave after the incident but Naomi impaled her in the throat with a gold hooped earring.

Naomi has a tattoo on her lady gardens of her true love Dwayne Pipes who she met at school, the pair had a baby at thirteen but after people gave the baby more attention than Naomi she chose to give it away as she was desperate for attention. Dwayne landed in prison back in 2008 after taking the KFC in Croydon hostage, Naomi has not heard of him since.

[T*]

*burns down the supermarket*

[Will.]

Today in sainsbury's they had Chicago Town 2 four cheese pizza plus other flavours for £1

Great for the kids if they have friends or a party

[LukeB]

- robs a mars bar -

[MB.]

Today in sainsbury's they had Chicago Town 2 four cheese pizza plus other flavours for £1

Calm down Arista

[Will.]

Sainsbury had mac and cheese ready meal for £1, another brilliant bargain!

[Ross.]

I prefer Arista's bargains

[Cal.]

Harrowing

[Will.]

No, just for users to post deals they come across in their supermarket :)

[T*]

me destroying the store
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[Will.]

me destroying the store
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Mother forbid,

lets get security in here.

[Ashsleigh]

I don't visit supermarkets, supermarkets visit me.

[Ross.]

me destroying the store
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:joker:

[Will.]

I don't visit supermarkets, supermarkets visit me.

Or any deals you come across online, I love Ocado :laugh:

[Will.]

me destroying the store
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Our security guard, Pavlo is coming after you!

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[T*]

Our security guard, Pavlo is coming after you!

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pavlo's gonna die

[Will.]

pavlo's gonna die

Beryl is coming along as well, she don't take no ****

[Will.]

Gina, one of regular customers is doing her weekly shop, she hasn't found any good deals!

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[T*]

Beryl is coming along as well, she don't take no ****

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beryl can suck my ****ing ass

[For josy]

I like the big brother dvd game please for £1.99

[Oaker]

Gamepodfans dad returns??

[T*]

I like the big brother dvd game please for £1.99

omfg seriously?!

[Will.]

beryl can suck my ****ing ass

Pauline is one nasty bitch, she will sort out!

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[T*]

Pauline is one nasty bitch, she will sort out!

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i'll stab that dyke with a spike

[Will.]

Omg, security, lets get security!

[T*]

gamepod does realise he'll just be banned longer for multi's, right?

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Pauline is one nasty bitch, she will sort out!

http://www.punchnels.com/wp-content/uploads/female-security-guard.jpg

I would like to take her up aisle 2

[Pete.]

I like the big brother dvd game please for £1.99
Omg

[Will.]

I would like to take her up aisle 2

Well she's a lesbian, so Pauline won't take you.

[arista]

Gina, one of regular customers is doing her weekly shop, she hasn't found any good deals!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/17/article-2026964-0D75EBD400000578-119_634x423.jpg


About time Gina Stopped the Fizzy Drinks

Call Security

[Will.]

About time Gina Stopped the Fizzy Drinks

Call Security

Beryls onto it

[arista]

Pauline is one nasty bitch, she will sort out!

http://www.punchnels.com/wp-content/uploads/female-security-guard.jpg


I like Them Fit
does she Cuff me?

I do not mind Lesbos


Note :There Is Nothing Wrong With Being A Lesbo

[Will.]

I like Them Fit
does she Cuff me?

She's a kinky one, I'm sure she will!

[Will.]

All staff members have been added.

Doreen has free cupcakes at her cashier, better all get there quick!

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[arista]

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Calling All Security
Farmers attacked the Milk Lorry out back

[Will.]

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Calling All Security
Farmers attacked the Milk Lorry out back

Beryl and Gina are absolutely fuming! There going mad outside the supermarket.

Kathy has run out to offer help, whilst Jale continues to give free blow jobs in the warehouse.

[arista]

http://buttslol.com/img/supermarket-danish-goatse.jpg

Call Security

Two Dirty Men on Isle 3

[Will.]

http://buttslol.com/img/supermarket-danish-goatse.jpg

Call Security

Two Dirty Men on Isle 3

Pavlo's on it.

Doreen's enjoying the sight...

[Daniel-X]

- Is caught smuggling a jar of hellmans mayonnaise and some tanning wipes in my bra -

[Will.]

- Is caught smuggling a jar of hellmans mayonnaise and some tanning wipes in my bra -

Beryl aint happy, Mike is onto you.

[arista]

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a 2nd Co-Manager has been sent in
her name is Mary Ann

[Will.]

Mary Ann is delighted to be working with us

[Will.]

Added Mary in

[MB.]

- Is caught smuggling a jar of hellmans mayonnaise and some tanning wipes in my bra -

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[Daniel-X]

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Doreen's iconic sister Maureen has been made redudant at Ann Summers and has joined the supermarket as the new contraception expert (In need of a femidom or ribbed condoms? Don't worry Maureen is on helping hand plays over the tanoid at least seven times a day)

[Will.]

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Doreen's iconic sister Maureen has been made redudant at Ann Summers and has joined the supermarket as the new contraception expert (In need of a vagidom or ribbed condoms? Don't worry Maureen is on helping hand plays over the tanoid at least seven times a day)

Maureen is iconic :love:

[MB.]

Also what does this supermarket sell if it needs to have three security guards

[Will.]

Also what does this supermarket sell if it needs to have three security guards

Well who knows.

[Will.]

Staff feedback is vital to keep up the reputation of the supermarket, how have they all been?

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Clean up in aisle 2 please

I have spilled a lot of natural yoghurt

[Daniel-X]

Staff feedback is vital to keep up the reputation of the supermarket, how have they all been?

Maureen was great at pointing me out to some new lubricants in store. Gina was also very nice and tackled down someone who tried to steal two packets of cheese and onion crisps from my trolley.

[MB.]

Staff feedback is vital to keep up the reputation of the supermarket, how have they all been?

The Right Reverend Elroy Williams worked at the check-outs part time until he was given his P45 for expressing Neo-Nazi opinions during his shift.

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Apart from that, fine.

[Christmas Dynasnow]

I would also like to report that an elderly lady tried to touch me near the non perishables

[Will.]

Thanks for all the feedback.

We have banned the women LT, Beryl pushed her out the supermarket.

[MB.]

We have banned the women

Bit drastic...

[Will.]

Bit drastic...

I dont want any of my customers getting touched up, Jale is the one giving the blow jobs, cant have our Jale out of business.

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Thanks for all the feedback.

We have banned the women LT, Beryl pushed her out the supermarket.

#justicefirmokka

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

http://www.budgetsaresexy.com/images/ron-swanson-shopping.gif

[Will.]

BREAKING: Mokka has been allowed back into the store, Beryl is keeping a close eye on her.

[Shaun]

I'm not happy, I can't find any oregano

[Will.]

I'm not happy, I can't find any oregano

Kathy is happy to assist you.

[Shaun]

She's just told me she doesn't know what oregano is

[Will.]

She's just told me she doesn't know what oregano is

well she can **** off.

Kathy might be sacked.

Mary Ann will help you.

[MB.]

This wouldn't have happened under the Right Reverend Elroy Williams

[Will.]

This wouldn't have happened under the Right Reverend Elroy Williams

Elroy is our latest full time employer, he is happy to be a part of a wonderful team.

[MB.]

...just don't put him on the same shift as Mr Steinberg and Mrs Goldstein.

[Will.]

ok

[MB.]

(don't tell me I'm going to have to explain that one)

[Will.]

(don't tell me I'm going to have to explain that one)

I fully understand.

[Will.]

General knowledge quiz in the supermarket cafe tonight at 10pm - who wants to play?

[Natalie.]

She's just told me she doesn't know what oregano is

well they have oreos

[Calderyon]

I shop at Lidl and small stores. No time for supermarkets. Too much people. Even though you have to sometimes.

[MB.]

I shop at Lidl

No time for supermarkets

What is the_truth?

[Will.]

So who wants to play our general knowledge quiz in the supermarket cafe tonight at 10pm?

WINNER RECEIVES free £50 token for the supermarket!

[T*]

kathy just called me a trolley wielding twat and threw a frozen chicken at me

[Will.]

kathy just called me a trolley wielding twat and threw a frozen chicken at me

I apologise.

[Oaker]

#GetKathyOut

[Will.]

QUIZ TONIGHT at 10PM

[T*]

So who wants to play our general knowledge quiz in the supermarket cafe tonight at 10pm?

WINNER RECEIVES free £50 token for the supermarket!

gamepodfan teas

[Will.]

gamepodfan teas

this is more classier and less controversial.

[MB.]

I save Helen




who's currently facing redundancy for sneezing on the deli counter

[Will.]

Kathy is close to being axed.

[Calderyon]

What is the_truth?

Our Lidls here (where i live) are not really supermarkets, more of a size of a regular store or a market you would say.

[Will.]

would any members like to become employers of the supermarket?

[T*]

kathy is practicing fellatio on a bottle of orange juice

[Will.]

Right I've had enough of Kathy, she's been suspended for 4 days -

But I'm making her work a night shift on Thursday so she misses the CBB launch :hehe:

[T*]

i want kathy back

[Will.]

i want kathy back

She will be back next Monday.

she's still working today though.

And she will be here on Thursday evening.

[arista]

http://www.budgetsaresexy.com/images/ron-swanson-shopping.gif

You Sex Crazy Woman


Call Security

[Will.]

BREAKING: Will1999's Supermarket has signed a deal with Mulberry, to open a brand new fashion outlet in the store.

And guess who will be manager of the fashion outlet? Film star Rhea Perlman (Matilda).

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[Will.]

90 mins till quiz

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

I need to do my weekly food shopping. :laugh:

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[Will.]

welcome Vanessa

[Jason.]

*Marcus Bentley voice*

81 MINUTES TO GOOOO!!!!

*glasses break*

[Christmas Dynasnow]

http://guynance.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/supermarket-pee1.jpg


Oh dear, looks like Chaos is at it again by the New World Whites

[Daniel-X]

Will can you please tell Doreen not to call her sister Maureen 'A cheap dirty haggered slut' Jale has had to console poor Maureen and tell her it's okay everyone drinks durex play.

[Will.]

Will can you please tell Doreen not to call her sister Maureen 'A cheap dirty haggered slut' Jale has had to console poor Maureen and tell her it's okay everyone drinks durex play.

bless Maureen, I've had a right good go at Doreen.

[Daniel-X]

bless Maureen, I've had a right good go at Doreen.

There's nothing wrong with having a high sex drive is there Will? Doreen's just jealous because she hasn't had a good shag in about twelve years

[Will.]

Kathy has had some surgery and no longer looks like a young Asian women:

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[Jason.]

srsly tho, what's this thread?

[Will.]

There's nothing wrong with having a high sex drive is there Will? Doreen's just jealous because she hasn't had a good shag in about twelve years

no there isn't, Maureen and Bob have goos shag in the store room, Jale films and broadcasted it live on Chaturbate.

[EspeonBB]

What's this

[Will.]

srsly tho, what's this thread?

It was meant to be a thread for people to post deals they come across in supermarkets, i.e pizza in sainburys for £1.

But as you can see I now have my own supermarket filled with wonderful staff members.

Happy shopping.

[Daniel-X]

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Will you all please rise for our new worker Norah who is now working on customer services. Norah has joined Will's supermarket after finding herself left jobless after her husband was tragically murdered by Kathy. Norah and Kathy have history as they used to be lesbians who would sit in McDonalds toilets and try to resurrect the sole of Adjoa Mensah. Adjoa was resurrected and left them some wide words 'Pussay'. Norah also has a criminal history of fondling the queens breasts.

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Kathy has had some surgery and no longer looks like a young Asian women:

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/webimage/1.7241683.1430576271!/image/4270614995.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/4270614995.jpg

She is a UKip councillor so change was inevitable

[Will.]

The quiz will see members split into two teams, just tell me if your playing at 10pm.

Jale will hosting the quiz

Our wonderful Jale

https://stephenjensenpoetry.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/asda-checkout-girl.jpg

[Daniel-X]

I'm playing only if Norah/Kathy storyline can become a ting

[Will.]

deal, Norah is shagging Maureen already, Doreen is going to investigate the noise.

This could be messy, stay tuned.

[Will.]

OMG Norah bio has made me laugh so much.

[Morgan.]

would any members like to become employers of the supermarket?

I would like to be to be working in the cafe as the person who eats the food.

[Daniel-X]

deal, Norah is shagging Maureen already, Doreen is going to investigate the noise.

This could be messy, stay tuned.

OMG Norah bio has made me laugh so much.

Iconic Norah :flutter:

[Christmas Dynasnow]

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:clap1:

[MB.]

What's this

Off-season

[Morgan.]

3185

Kathy changed her name to Deb too?

[Will.]

3185

Kathy changed her name to Deb too?

oh

[Will.]

Kathy put the wrong name tag on by accident, we are still trying to find out who Deb is.

[Will.]

45 mins to go!

[Will.]

30 mins to go

[Will.]

Doreens made some cake, who wants the cake?

[BBJordan]

What's happening at 10

[Will.]

general knowledge quiz in the supermarket cafe.

[BBJordan]

how do you join, BC IM bored

just show up at 10

[EspeonBB]

I'll play this (even if I don't get what this is)

[Will.]

yeah basically, ill put everyone in 2 teams.

[BBJordan]

Okay, I'll show up because general knowledge is fun

[Morgan.]

I'll play

[Will.]

Ok! Great!

Team Kinky Kathy

EspeonBB

ProfessorSmooth


Team No Nonsense Norah

BBJordan

[BBJordan]

ill join as well

*nevermind

[Will.]

I'll take it Daniel will want to be on team No Nonsense Norah

[Morgan.]

3186

I found Deb, she's gutted her name tag was STOLEN by the staff member I forgot the name at. Deb demands a pay rise and is refusing to talk until she gets one.

[Will.]

ill join as well

yeah added you!

[Daniel-X]

Yeah I'll play for Queen Norah :love:

[Will.]

3186

I found Deb, she's gutted her name tag was STOLEN by the staff member I forgot the name at. Deb demands a pay rise and is refusing to talk until she gets one.

I will have a meeting with Deb at 11pm to discuss her future.

[Will.]

Team Kinky Kathy

EspeonBB

ProfessorSmooth


Team No Nonsense Norah

BBJordan

Daniel-X

[Will.]

This should be fun! Who else wants to play?

[Christmas Dynasnow]

well done will for a great thread today

:love:

[Oaker]

Get me in bed with Kathy please x

[Will.]

well done will for a great thread today

:love:

Thank you! Are you playing? :love:

[Daniel-X]

Get me in bed with Kathy please x

Norah's far kinkier plus I need more iconic members :love:

[Will.]

Get me in bed with Kathy please x

Team Kathy then for the quiz? :love:

[Oaker]

Team Kathy then for the quiz? :love:

Yaaas

#TeamKinkyKathy

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Thank you! Are you playing? :love:

no


i am empting the car and making my supper

[Will.]

Team Kinky Kathy

EspeonBB

ProfessorSmooth

Oaker


Team No Nonsense Norah

BBJordan

Daniel-X

[Will.]

no


i am empting the car and making my supper

lovely

[Christmas Dynasnow]

lovely

midges are killing me

[Will.]

midges are killing me

yikes!

[Mokka]

I would also like to report that an elderly lady tried to touch me near the non perishables

I was about to post "I did not :hmph:"... But then I read further :joker:

#justicefirmokka

BREAKING: Mokka has been allowed back into the store, Beryl is keeping a close eye on her.

:suspect:

(no I am not playing... Sorry Will Luv)

[Will.]

I was about to post "I did not :hmph:"... But then I read further :joker:





:suspect:

(no I am not playing... Sorry Will Luv)

oh lol, I didn't realise it was about you, I thought it was fictional, are you sure you don't want to play?

[Will.]

Madge from the old peoples home has turned up, she's bought the cake!

http://www.acanadianfoodie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/IMG_6015.jpg

[Oaker]

Mama Madge :love:

[Will.]

Doreen is not happy about Madge turning up, Madge had an affair with Doreen's wife.

[Will.]

Anyone else want to play? 5 mins to go!

[Jason.]

I wanna play

[BBJordan]

10:00 o clockkkkk

[Will.]

I wanna play

yas!

[Will.]

Local preist (Mother Adjoa) has turned up to show her support.

http://wwwpinknewscouk.c.presscdn.com/images/sharonferguson.jpg

[Will.]

We're just wait a few mins!

Anyone else want play?

[Morgan.]

Just get on with the quiz, we've been waiting all night

[Will.]

Team Kinky Kathy

EspeonBB

ProfessorSmooth

Oaker


Team No Nonsense Norah

BBJordan

Daniel-X

BB6

[Daniel-X]

Norah recognises the priest as a johaviahs witness who is undercover as a priest in hopes to plant a bomb up Kathys vagina and give the Catholic Church a bad name. Norah distracts the priest with some scratch cards before cutting off her boobs killing her instantly. Norah and Kathy are reunited and have lesbian sex in Bob's office

[Will.]

THE QUIZ HAS STARTED!!!


Team Kinky Kathy

EspeonBB

ProfessorSmooth

Oaker


Team No Nonsense Norah

BBJordan

Daniel-X

BB6

[BBJordan]

THE QUIZ HAS STARTED!!!


Team Kinky Kathy

EspeonBB

ProfessorSmooth

Oaker


Team No Nonsense Norah

BBJordan

Daniel-X

BB6

Woop

[Daniel-X]

Just get on with the quiz, we've been waiting all night

Gina will not take aggressive comments towards Will and this was understood in your contact and after viewing the footage and consulting with lawyers Gina has realised that she no other option but than to remove you from the quiz. When the door on your left lights green you must leave the house.

[Will.]

Question 1 - What year was The Shard complete?

[Jason.]

2011

[Morgan.]

2012

[BBJordan]

Question 1 - What year was The Shard complete?

2013

[Daniel-X]

2012

[Daniel-X]

Norah recognises the priest as a johaviahs witness who is undercover as a priest in hopes to plant a bomb up Kathys vagina and give the Catholic Church a bad name. Norah distracts the priest with some scratch cards before cutting off her boobs killing her instantly. Norah and Kathy are reunited and have lesbian sex in Bob's office

.

[EspeonBB]

2012

[BBJordan]

Someone said 2011 and 2012 so I went 2013 pmsl

[Oaker]

2011

2012

2013

:joker:

[Will.]

2012

Correct!

Team Kinky Kathy - 1

Team No Nonsense Norah - 0

[Daniel-X]

Gina will not take aggressive comments towards Will and this was understood in your contact and after viewing the footage and consulting with lawyers Gina has realised that she no other option but than to remove you from the quiz. When the door on your left lights green you must leave the house.

2012

Ur answer is voided. Pls leave now before Gina has to beat you

[Morgan.]

I won the point though

[Will.]

Question 2 - who was the first Celebrity to enter the CBB house in Summer 2013?

[Jason.]

Vicky and Bruce (excl the twist)

[Oaker]

Louie Spence

[Morgan.]

Wills nan

[EspeonBB]

Carol

[Daniel-X]

Kim Jong Un

[Oaker]

If it dare not count him because of the twist :rant:

[Will.]

Oaker was Correct!

Team Kinky Kathy - 2

Team No Nonsense Norah - 0

[Oaker]

HA

[T*]

is this christmas countdown

[Will.]

Question 3 - Who was the first Prime Minister of the 20th century in the UK?

[Daniel-X]

I could've sworn it was Kim Jong Un

[Morgan.]

No

[Morgan.]

Tony Blair

[Oaker]

Tom

[Daniel-X]

Arthur Balfour

[Will.]

Nope!

[EspeonBB]

Azealia Banks

[Oaker]

Gordon Blue

[Will.]

Daniel was Correct!

Team Kinky Kathy - 2

Team No Nonsense Norah - 1

[Morgan.]

We are winning!

[Daniel-X]

Lawl

[Oaker]

It's Arthur Balfour :umm2:

Hew

[Will.]

It's Arthur Balfour :umm2:

yeah you were right, I started writing my comment before you posted lol, I was saying "nope" to the rest.

[Daniel-X]

Tbh BB6 and BBJordan don't seem to be playing can I have Oaker or Espeon pls?

[EspeonBB]

I could have sworn it was Azealia

[Jason.]

I'm eating. Food comes first bitch

[Will.]

Question 4 - How many seats are there in the new 1950's style CBB16 kitchen/dinner?

[Oaker]

Welp 14

[Morgan.]

14

[Daniel-X]

I could have sworn it was Azealia

No you're thinking of the first Chancellor of the Exchequer

[Jason.]

I've just finished my cheese and crackers. Game on

[Morgan.]

I'm eating. Food comes first bitch

True

[Daniel-X]

90210

[EspeonBB]

1989

[Jason.]

omg i missed the 4th question. I was waiting for Will to post it now :worry:

[Will.]

Oaker was Correct!

Team Kinky Kathy - 3

Team No Nonsense Norah - 1

[Jason.]

next question please

[Daniel-X]

Norah just stopped a terrorist attack she should win automatically

[EspeonBB]

Buy Cool For The Summer

[Jason.]

I bet Will is trying to think of the questions during these long gaps :laugh:

[Will.]

Question 5 - Who was the first staff member to be introduced on this thread?

[Morgan.]

Or googling them

[EspeonBB]

Pavlo

[Daniel-X]

Steve Brookstein

[Oaker]

,Messy Pavlo?

[Morgan.]

Pavlo

[Jason.]

For Josy?

[Oaker]

Ok typing messy slowed me down I should have won that :fist:

[BBJordan]

Pavlo

[Daniel-X]

Ok typing messy slowed me down I should have won that :fist:

Bitch. No.

[Will.]

EspeonBB was Correct!

Team Kinky Kathy - 4

Team No Nonsense Norah - 1

[Jason.]

i thought it was TiBB staff members, I went skimming through the prev pages to find a post from Neem :nono:

[Oaker]

Wait is Espeon on my team?

I thought they were with Daniel :omgno:

[Will.]

Question 6 - How many series in total (BB AND CBB) have there been on Channel 5?

[BBJordan]

i thought it was TiBB staff members, I went skimming through the prev pages to find a post from Neem :nono:

Tbh I thought that as well

[Morgan.]

Too many

[Jason.]

13

[Oaker]

14

[EspeonBB]

14

[Oaker]

I included CBB16 oops

[Jason.]

CBB16 hasn't aired yet though

[Will.]

A reminder of the teams

Team Kinky Kathy

EspeonBB

ProfessorSmooth

Oaker


Team No Nonsense Norah

BBJordan

Daniel-X

BB6

[BBJordan]

God sake i missed it again

[Daniel-X]

90210?

[Jason.]

13 series, not C5 producing the same amount of series C4 produced in 33% of the time.

[Morgan.]

Quitting because I'm bored and tired, enjoy the quiz.

[Will.]

BB6 was Correct!

Team Kinky Kathy - 4

Team No Nonsense Norah - 2

[Jason.]

yay me

[BBJordan]

Yay next question

[Oaker]

If you ask any questions about BB6 I'm calling a fix

[Daniel-X]

/chanelle

[Will.]

Question 7 - What is the name of the SNP leader in the election of 2015?

[EspeonBB]

Nicola Sturgeon

[Jason.]

Nicola Sturgeon