EastEnders

[reece(:]

The Nick/Dotty storyline was a mess too

[Pete.]

Lynda Baron :clap1:

Praying for Shaz tomorrow?

[Ross.]

Don't worry Pete Shaz will be fine the guy is her dad

I screamed at Lynda Baron, what a goddess :clap1:

[Marsh.]

The Nick/Dotty storyline was a mess too

Drag it :clap1:

[Marsh.]

Don't worry Pete Shaz will be fine the guy is her dad

Did Gavin make another random return?

[Daniel-X]

EE has been excellent this week but I'm ****ing sick and tired of Babe scheming all the time and getting away with it, she's such a ****ing **** of a character.

Roxy and Jays storyline seems interesting tbh. I'm enjoying watching it develop.

[Daniel-X]

Did Gavin make another random return?

Yeah Denny text him saying 'tomorrow'.

[Ross.]

Did Gavin make another random return?

Yeah, another mess 2-episode story incoming before he leaves again?

[Marsh.]

Babe is an awful person but I love it.

Soaps thrive on characters like that. She's so messed up and the actress is great.

[Marsh.]

Yeah Denny text him saying 'tomorrow'.

Not him grooming his grandson?

[Marsh.]

I wonder if DTC is planning to wrap up the Gavin stuff too before he leaves?

[Daniel-X]

It's annoying though watching her not getting a comeuppance for any of her schemes. The actress is fantastic but the character is extremely unlikeable.

[Daniel-X]

Not him grooming his grandson?

Secret twist being he's actually not Shaz's dad and Leslie Granthams dirty minded mate he met pon the internet that time?

[Ross.]

I wonder if DTC is planning to wrap up the Gavin stuff too before he leaves?

I hope he does

I'd rather they do a Ronnie on him and tried to make him likeable as the whole villain thing is ****

[Marsh.]

Secret twist being he's actually not Shaz's dad and Leslie Granthams dirty minded mate he met pon the internet that time?

:joker:

[Marsh.]

I hope he does

I'd rather they do a Ronnie on him and tried to make him likeable as the whole villain thing is ****

Yeah, they need to do something to turn it around otherwise it's a waste of potential with Sharon's real dad.

[Ashley.]

Why are they trying to make Gavin a thing? What else has he got to offer :shrug: And the show was starting to improve as well.

[Marsh.]

They've never attempted a proper story though since the first week Kathy came back and everyone couldn't give two sh*ts that she wasn't really dead.

Can the actor not commit to the show properly or have they just scrapped the storyline?

The show has some great stuff, great characters but some of the "impact" is a bit lost when barely anybody reacts to anything. :laugh:

[Ross.]

The actor has other commitments so idk why they didn't cast someone else

[Pete.]

Don't worry Pete Shaz will be fine the guy is her dad

Oh phew

[Ashley.]

The actor has other commitments so idk why they didn't cast someone else

A backfiring plan in that Paul Nicholas would give the show some media attention.

[Ashley.]

I just can't believe DTC thought "well this guy with the funny haircut looks like a great, scary villain"

[Marsh.]

Yeah, I wouldn't have cast him anyway but certainly not if he could only pop in every six months for cameos. :umm2:

Did they think "Oh, look, peroxide blonde, he can be Sharon's dad"? :omgno:

[Ashley.]

Not to mention we get the same reaction from Sharon every single time he returns, which is about 6 minutes of shock then "Dad?" (even though she's known him for about two hours collectively)

[Marsh.]

And we still don't know what happened to Phil when he was kidnapped by him for about three months.

[Ashley.]

That's an anti-climax to look forward to.

[reece(:]

Stacey slamming the door on Shaz :clap1:

[Ashley.]

Stacey slamming the door on Shaz :clap1:

To be honest for the last three episodes Stacey has gone on about how Max is innocent and how he should know but she hasn't actually called him yet. Low-key wants Max to suffer?

[Marsh.]

Not to mention Stacey is a murderer herself so she needs to SIT THE FUQ DOWN!

[Ashley.]

But the Queen herself has forgiven her, she hath no worry anymore.

[Greg!]

Eastenders is so good atm
I was screaming at the Pam/Babe laptop dramz

[Tom4784]

EE has been excellent this week but I'm ****ing sick and tired of Babe scheming all the time and getting away with it, she's such a ****ing **** of a character.

Roxy and Jays storyline seems interesting tbh. I'm enjoying watching it develop.

Babe is a queen :nono:

[Marsh.]

Not three Linda's in the show at once.

[LukeB]

Not to mention Stacey is a murderer herself so she needs to SIT THE FUQ DOWN!

But she didn't let someone go to jail for it for months and months :hmph:

[LukeB]

EE has been excellent this week but I'm ****ing sick and tired of Babe scheming all the time and getting away with it, she's such a ****ing **** of a character.

Roxy and Jays storyline seems interesting tbh. I'm enjoying watching it develop.

this I agree, Babe is terrible and Bobby needs to finish her off. I like a good villian but she's just basic.

[Marsh.]

But she didn't let someone go to jail for it for months and months :hmph:

No she let the whole world believe her dead husband was the culprit for 4 years. :hmph:

[LukeB]

No she let the whole world believe her dead husband was the culprit for 4 years. :hmph:

She just doesn't want an innocent man staying in jail :hmph:

[Marsh.]

They've spent more screen time on Roxy busting for a sh*t than Peggy's death. :umm2:

[Marsh.]

Babe being the only character in soap who actually has a password on her computer. :clap1:

[LukeB]

They've spent more screen time on Roxy busting for a sh*t than Peggy's death. :umm2:

How do you think Carla feels that a Roxy busting for a **** was better than her exit and the whole week of corrie?

[Marsh.]

How do you think Carla feels that a Roxy busting for a **** was better than her exit and the whole week of corrie?

Poor Alison King. :(

[Marsh.]

Also, now I think about it, wasn't Stacey part of the cover up for the murder of Sharon's dad Den? :joker:

[Marsh.]

Samantha Womack is really pissing me off.

We know you can act woman, so FUQING DO IT!!!!

[Will.]

Not Jay becoming a drug dealer.

[Will.]

Bobby is so annoying, can he just be arrested and done with it.

[Will.]

They've spent more screen time on Roxy busting for a sh*t than Peggy's death. :umm2:

Omg a mess

[Will.]

Watching it now, Aunt Babe is becoming really annoying.

[Marsh.]

Jane's mum looks a mess.

Poor Auntie Mable was shocking in that last scene.

[Will.]

Screaming at Linda

[Will.]

Perched for Linda attacking Bobby with the help of Pat and Peggy's ghost.

[Will.]

I quite like watching it late at night, today's the last time I do it though since BGT isn't on tomorrow and it ends on Saturday.

[Will.]

Yes at BGT flopping, it's been so bad this year.

[Will.]

What is up with Linda's hair??

[Ross.]

Samantha Womack is really pissing me off.

We know you can act woman, so FUQING DO IT!!!!

Me too omg

She's lazy as ****, she literally put no emotion into the line about Peggy dying tonight :joker:

[Marsh.]

Me too omg

She's lazy as ****, she literally put no emotion into the line about Peggy dying tonight :joker:

:clap1:

She's getting paid a fortune and putting the least effort possible in. She looks like she's literally falling asleep just reading the lines.

[Rob!]

I really enjoyed that episode. Can we just at Elliot Carington? Considering his balls haven't even dropped yet, he's a decent little actor.

And BYE at anybody slagging off DTC. His era is the only reason I started watching Eastenders properly :nono:

[Ross.]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3611899/Jessie-Wallace-Shane-Richie-slip-bright-ensembles-EastEnders-spin-Redwater-filming-continues-Irish-Coast.html

BYE that is not Kat

[Rob!]

Shane Richie is looking rough

[Marsh.]

Shane Ritchie looks like he's aged 20 years.

[Marsh.]

Barbara Windsor's interview on DS. She'd have liked to have had a bit more time on her exit to have more scenes with other characters.

:fist: So it wasn't her decision that rushed her exit.

She's very dismissive of Sam though. :joker:

[Ashley.]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/05/27/01/34A6798C00000578-0-image-m-40_1464307653600.jpg

Oh god he's floating, is this Stacey ordering God to take him away

[Lostie!]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3611899/Jessie-Wallace-Shane-Richie-slip-bright-ensembles-EastEnders-spin-Redwater-filming-continues-Irish-Coast.html

BYE that is not Kat

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/05/27/01/34A442AD00000578-0-image-a-56_1464309002456.jpg

Eloise, is that you? :flutter:

[Natalie.]

Time to start watching Eastenders Lostie?

[Marsh.]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/05/27/01/34A442AD00000578-0-image-a-56_1464309002456.jpg

Eloise, is that you? :flutter:

Not ha pointing out the man with red shoes. :flutter:

[Lostie!]

Time to start watching Eastenders Lostie?

The spin-off casting Lost and Orphan Black actresses honestly tempted me. :whistle:

Not ha pointing out the man with red shoes. :flutter:

:laugh2:

[Marsh.]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/05/27/01/34A6798C00000578-0-image-m-40_1464307653600.jpg

Oh god he's floating, is this Stacey ordering God to take him away

:joker:

[Marsh.]

The spin-off casting Lost and Orphan Black actresses honestly tempted me. :whistle:

Well you've already missed the storyline that leads them into their spin off. :fist:

[Lostie!]

Well you've already missed the storyline that leads them into their spin off. :fist:

I didn't say I was actually watching it :fist:

I have zero interest in the Kat and Alfie side of things, I just want Fionnula Flanagan and Maria Doyle Kennedy's characters to get their own spin-off. :hee:

[Ashley.]

zero interest

https://media.giphy.com/media/xT9DPEM8H7LAzvoAxy/giphy.gif

[Marsh.]

I have zero interest

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/ack_attack/6683831/2285589/2285589_original.jpg

[Rob!]

I can't see why they'd cut a scene with Peggy and Kathy in favour of her glaring at Claudette and laughing about boys with Carmel

[Ross.]

zero interest

Samantha Womack teas

http://www.pix123.com/bettingpress/NewsImages/148685_Ronnie_mitchell.jpg

[Marsh.]

:joker: So true.

[Marsh.]

:fc: I hope Lostie has red shoes.

[Pete.]

Maybe our Ron is grieving internally

http://www.pix123.com/bettingpress/NewsImages/148685_Ronnie_mitchell.jpg

[Marsh.]

I want her dead.

[Ashley.]

Awful Sam's return soon :worry:

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7991726.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Barbara-Windsor-plays-her-final-scenes-as-Peggy-Mitchell.jpg

[Pete.]

Here for Daniella Westbroke's return

[Ross.]

Maybe our Ron is grieving internally

http://www.pix123.com/bettingpress/NewsImages/148685_Ronnie_mitchell.jpg

By being more bothered about some builder squatting in the flats?

http://www.pix123.com/bettingpress/NewsImages/148685_Ronnie_mitchell.jpg

[Marsh.]

Sam's return

http://i.giphy.com/7zEL4hQDmqVwI.gif

[Rob!]

Not Babs not wanting anything to do with her :joker:

[Will.]

Kind of feels odd there's been no mention of the funeral on EE

[Will.]

Is it still a day after Peggy died or are we a few days now?

[Marsh.]

Still the day after.

There'll probably be a time jump in Monday's episode.

[Will.]

I don't like when they do that, it's confusing.

[Rob!]

Poor Phil :laugh:

His life is literally relentless

[Will.]

Didn't we have like 2 weeks of the evening Charlie died.

[Marsh.]

Remember when Sharon and Phil's wedding day lasted a month? :worry:

Poor Letitia Dean had to wear a bloodied bedsheet for weeks.

[Will.]

We've had some really random storylines this year.

[Ashley.]

Still the day after.

There'll probably be a time jump in Monday's episode.

They usually do time jumps on Mondays though because the show doesn't air on the weekend.

Though if we were going to try and match EastEnders time to real time, we'd probably be in 1991.

[Ross.]

Remember when Sharon and Phil's wedding day lasted a month? :worry:

Poor Letitia Dean had to wear a bloodied bedsheet for weeks.

:joker:

[Marsh.]

They usually do time jumps on Mondays though because the show doesn't air on the weekend.

Though if we were going to try and match EastEnders time to real time, we'd probably be in 1991.

Sometimes the Monday episode is set on a Sunday too.

[Natalie.]

http://i.giphy.com/7zEL4hQDmqVwI.gif

:joker::joker:

[Will.]

OMG Claudette!

[Samm]

Sharon and Denny's relationship makes me howl

[Will.]

That was such a random appearance

[Will.]

Linda gives me life!

[Will.]

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/20/590x/18f246linda1-476293.jpg

[LukeB]

Lauren :lovedup:

Didn't expect Steven to come with her though.

[Ross.]

Oh so Lauren's back 27th May, not the 30th.

Jonathan's messy reporting has been noted

[Pete.]

Lynda is an amazing actress :clap1:

[Ross.]

Is no one going to say anything about Roxy living in the flat that the guy her sister killed used to live in or

[reece(:]

Lauren and Steven together?

[Marsh.]

Is no one going to say anything about Roxy living in the flat that the guy her sister killed used to live in or

:joker:

[Marsh.]

Steven looks different.

He's come to finish Jane off?

[Ross.]

Poor Jane

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/67/Steven_fat_pat.jpg

[Marsh.]

Ian was so eager to see Peter and get all that signed X-Men memorabilia. :(

[Ashley.]

Bobby's annoying me

[Marsh.]

Bobby's annoying me

He's a real pain in Jane's neck too.

[Braden]

I can't believe Steven is back :o

[Firewire]

Roxy has been the star of this week

[Ross.]

Oh so Lauren's back 27th May, not the 30th.

Jonathan's messy reporting has been noted

don't ignore this

[reece(:]

I wonder if they will retcon Steven being gay to hook him up with Lozza

[Marsh.]

Roxy has been the star of this week

She followed through like a trooper. :clap1:

[Marsh.]

Steven isn't even Ian's, is he?

[Firewire]

don't ignore this

don't ignore my pms

also she wasn't in the cast list and neither was Steven

[Firewire]

She followed through like a trooper. :clap1:

Not sure I'd want to be snorting the cocaine she's gonna flog

[Ross.]

Steven isn't even Ian's, is he?

No :laugh:

[Will.]

Ian was so eager to see Peter and get all that signed X-Men memorabilia. :(

:joker::joker::joker:

[Will.]

I can see Peter returning within the next year

[reece(:]

I can see Peter returning within the next year

With a different head

[Firewire]

Steven isn't even Ian's, is he?

Simon Wicks is his father and I think Steven's been living with him in Australia (apparently Peter mentioned this in 2014). But then we were also told Simon disowned him for being gay

[Marsh.]

Simon Wicks is his father and I think Steven's been living with him in Australia (apparently Peter mentioned this in 2014). But then we were also told Simon disowned him for being gay

Simon was so camp, he has no right. :fist:

[Firewire]

I can see Peter returning within the next year

Perched for Thomas Law's return?

[Ross.]

If Christian and Steven have a scene it will be a mess

[Ashley.]

I wanted a Christian and Roxy scene, but no

[Will.]

With a different head

Perched for Thomas Law's return?

maybe not :hehe:

[Firewire]

If Christian and Steven have a scene it will be a mess

NOT here for it

[Ross.]

NOT here for it

It's kinda inevitable it will happen given their history but no

[Firewire]

It's kinda inevitable it will happen given their history but no

ik I bet Steven has come back straight

Although if not we have 8 LGBT characters all at once

[Ross.]

How long is Christian back for

[Marsh.]

It's kinda inevitable it will happen given their history but no

Yeah, WALK ON POSH BOY! http://i.imgur.com/AN6zoL5.jpg?1

[Firewire]

How long is Christian back for

Just until Monday, unless he's going to make another appearance at the court case

[Will.]

Mess I thought they were here for a long time

[Will.]

ik I bet Steven has come back straight

Although if not we have 8 LGBT characters all at once

This is a record?

[Ross.]

Yeah, WALK ON POSH BOY! http://i.imgur.com/AN6zoL5.jpg?1

:joker:

Not here for Gavin kidnapping him

[Firewire]

Stacey is amazing when she goes off on one

I screamed when she clocked Sharon yesterday

"Are you threatening me on my wedding day?!"

and

"Carry on Sharon and I'm going to lamp you. You(!) have been sat on my doorstep, with your finger glued to my buzzer FRYING my brain!"

[Firewire]

This is a record?

I think so (9 if you include Les although I don't think he's considered LGBT as it's more of an alter ego or 9 if you include paramedic Tom)

[Will.]

We need more lesbians

[Marsh.]

"Carry on Sharon and I'm going to lamp you. You(!) have been sat on my doorstep, with your finger glued to my buzzer FRYING my brain!"

I loved that. :joker:

[Denver]

Perched for Thomas Law's return?

Great actor and better looking then the last one

[Ashley.]

Another episode gone by, and Stacey still hasn't told Max about Bobby :suspect:

[Firewire]

I was confused at Kathy calling Lauren

[Firewire]

Christ he's aged

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/eastenders/images/3/3a/Steven_Beale.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140615150552 http://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/16/21/1280x1920/gallery-1464384047-11157205-high-res-eastenders.jpg

[Marsh.]

I was confused at Kathy calling Lauren

Lauren: "Ugh, Peter!!! Your dead nan's calling me, what's going on?"

[Firewire]

Lauren: "Ugh, Peter!!! Your dead nan's calling me, what's going on?"

Does Peter even know she's alive? :shrug:

I swear Kathy hasn't seen Peter since she left in 2000

[Marsh.]

Does Peter even know she's alive? :shrug:

I swear Kathy hasn't seen Peter since she left in 2000

That's what I mean. :joker:

Her randomly calling her and they haven't a clue what's been happening.

[Firewire]

Also bye at Gavin being back, literally the worst character of Dom's era.

I also wanted to attack Claudette when she was shady about the loss of our Peg.

[Firewire]

That's what I mean. :joker:

Her randomly calling her and they haven't a clue what's been happening.

I expected Stacey to be the one to call

[Marsh.]

Also bye at Gavin being back, literally the worst character of Dom's era.

I also wanted to attack Claudette when she was shady about the loss of our Peg.

The way he just randomly pops up for 10 seconds every three months.

It's like "excuse me, some man's just wandered onto the set!"

I bet he's got dementia and they have to humour him when he shows up unannounced. "Just go along with it people!"

[Ashley.]

Christ he's aged

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/eastenders/images/3/3a/Steven_Beale.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140615150552 http://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/16/21/1280x1920/gallery-1464384047-11157205-high-res-eastenders.jpg

A baffling concept

[Daniel-X]

Also bye at Gavin being back, literally the worst character of Dom's era.

I also wanted to attack Claudette when she was shady about the loss of our Peg.

Gavin is useless, I don't think writers really know what to do with him TBH so just throw him in as subplots in random storylines. Saying that quite a few characters from Doms era who he's brought back/introduced are awful and useless I mean look at the Hubbards, Lee, Johnny, Paul, Sonia and Carmels random son who's just turned up. Some I've loved like Stacey, Shabnam, Belinda, Pam and Les but quite a few are horrific.

[Daniel-X]

Oh and Buster and Babe are atrocious also.

[Will.]

Yeah Gavin is pointless

[Marsh.]

736227644635762688

[Ross.]

not the hospital set

Poor Jane in hospital for months :omgno:

[Jake.]

not the hospital set

Poor Jane in hospital for months :omgno:

good

[Daniel-X]

not the hospital set

Poor Jane in hospital for months :omgno:

Maybe they're just checking if our Lelsey Jane had adapted to her wheelchair properly? :worry:

[Marsh.]

good

look at the state of you! Look at you! You ****ing PIG!

[Marsh.]

https://www.facebook.com/utterphilth/videos/1734601640150612/

[Rob!]

ik I bet Steven has come back straight

Although if not we have 8 LGBT characters all at once

Along with 43 heterosexuals :laugh:

[Rob!]

Steven will obviously be getting with Ben. Two nutcases together, that should be good for a giggle.

[Rob!]

Why is it that when characters return on the duff duff they're not allowed to speak till the next episode? Peggy did it, Grant did it, Lauren did it and Steven did it :laugh:

[Marsh.]

Why is it that when characters return on the duff duff they're not allowed to speak till the next episode? Peggy did it, Grant did it, Lauren did it and Steven did it :laugh:

They'd probably have to pay them an episode fee if they have lines.

Or there's not much for them to say other than "Hi Ian". :laugh:

[Rob!]

The baby Lauren was holding did it too :fist:

[Firewire]

Bel has a character page so she must be sticking around <333

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/4M7HDWssdLvTPY9lgLQnlXJ/belinda-peacock-nee-slater

[Marsh.]

Here for Belinda having the next big story. :clap1:

[LukeB]

The baby Lauren was holding did it too :fist:

The baby Lauren was holding was her son :oh:

[Black Dagger]

Steven will obviously be getting with Ben. Two nutcases together, that should be good for a giggle.

I love incest.

[Marsh.]

I love incest.

Rob is actually revolting.

[LukeB]

Not Rob suggesting Ben will **** his nephew.

[Rob!]

Oh :joker:

[Rob!]

SO here for Steven shagging Paul then in that case :clap1:

[Black Dagger]

Paul is bloody buggering off.

[Ross.]

It's a shame Paul will be killed off before that happens :hee:

[Marsh.]

Steven isn't Ben's nephew is he?

I'm confused by how the Beales/Fowlers/Wicks are all related tbh.

[Firewire]

Steven isn't Ben's nephew is he?

I'm confused by how the Beales/Fowlers/Wicks are all related tbh.

He's not related to Ben in any way

[Ross.]

Ben isn't Steven's uncle by blood but because you could say Ian is Steven's stepfather because of Cindy then it kinda makes Ben his uncle and therefore icky

[LukeB]

Steven isn't Ben's nephew is he?

I'm confused by how the Beales/Fowlers/Wicks are all related tbh.

Oh i forgot Simon was his father and Ian is his step father.

[Firewire]

Ben isn't Steven's uncle by blood but because you could say Ian is Steven's stepfather because of Cindy then it kinda makes Ben his uncle and therefore icky

Ickier than Shannis?

[Ross.]

excuse me don't try and drag Shazza's name through the mud

[Firewire]

She annoyed me earlier when she was harassing poor Stace

[Ross.]

Yeah but then she slayed tonight so it's okay

[Firewire]

Tea

[Marsh.]

Ickier than Shannis?

She annoyed me earlier when she was harassing poor Stace

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/79/590x/Sharon-Rickman-1.gif-491905.jpg

[Firewire]

She looks like Roxy from Tuesday night there

[Ashley.]

Ben and Steven will not happen http://i.imgur.com/C3umLDL.jpg

[Rob!]

So they're not related then. I will accept my apologies when you are ready :hmph:

[Firewire]

Steven will get with Johnny I bet

[Rob!]

Domestic violence story incoming?

[Ashley.]

Steven will get with Johnny I bet

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1420805/ronnie-mitchell-o.gif

[Marsh.]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1420805/ronnie-mitchell-o.gif

:joker:

[LukeB]

So they're not related then. I will accept my apologies when you are ready :hmph:

Not related by blood but it would still be wrong http://i.imgur.com/C3umLDL.jpg

Would you have sex with your step dads(Who you call dad) brother?

[Ashley.]

Not related by blood but it would still be wrong http://i.imgur.com/C3umLDL.jpg

Would you have sex with your step dads(Who you call dad) brother?

I don't think it'd be wrong but I certainly wouldn't do it.

[Marsh.]

Not related by blood but it would still be wrong http://i.imgur.com/C3umLDL.jpg

Would you have sex with your step dads(Who you call dad) brother?

He doesn't call Ian dad. :nono:

[Rob!]

Not related by blood but it would still be wrong http://i.imgur.com/C3umLDL.jpg

Would you have sex with your step dads(Who you call dad) brother?

I mean... :shrug:

[Ashley.]

I mean... :shrug:

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/182847/eastenders-tanya-o.gif

[LukeB]

He doesn't call Ian dad. :nono:

I mean in a who has been more of a father to him type of way and who he treats as a father :oh:

[Marsh.]

I mean in a who has been more of a father to him type of way and who he treats as a father :oh:

He's spent most of his life in New Zealand with his birth father. :oh:

The brief time he lived with Ian he shot his wife and pretended his dead ex wife had risen from the dead. :fist:

[LukeB]

I mean... :shrug:

Peggyeatingpills.gif

[LukeB]

He's spent most of his life in New Zealand with his birth father. :oh:

He kept his Beale name :oh:

[Marsh.]

He kept his Beale name :oh:

http://i.imgur.com/eY8VXiJ.gif

[LukeB]

Jane wakes up and sees Steven and goes back in a coma?

[Lostie!]

he shot his wife and pretended his dead ex wife had risen from the dead. :fist:

Just another day in Soapland.

I don't have good memories of Steven because I hated his last return so much. I remember when Ian was being stalked and they were building up this big reveal about who was doing it ... and then when the reveal came it fell flat because it looked nothing like Steven used to so I had no idea who it was. :laugh:

[LukeB]

Peter Beale must be the perfect male Beale because he hasn't harmed Jane unlike Steven and Bobby.

So does Steven know Bobby killed Lucy?

[Marsh.]

Just another day in Soapland.

I don't have good memories of Steven because I hated his last return so much. I remember when Ian was being stalked and they were building up this big reveal about who was doing it ... and then when the reveal came it fell flat because it looked nothing like Steven used to so I had no idea who it was. :laugh:

I remember that. Everyone was waiting for Michelle Collins to step out of the shadows and it was this emo kid and everyone was like "Who's that?" :joker:

[Marsh.]

Peter Beale must be the perfect male Beale because he hasn't harmed Jane unlike Steven and Bobby.

So does Steven know Bobby killed Lucy?

He's come to finish her off?

[Lostie!]

I remember that. Everyone was waiting for Michelle Collins to step out of the shadows and it was this emo kid and everyone was like "Who's that?" :joker:

:joker:

And if I remember rightly, they ended the episode without actually clarifying that it was meant to be Steven. :laugh:

[LukeB]

He's come to finish her off?

Poor Jane :worry:

Her to have an affair with Phil this time?

[Firewire]

EASTENDERS VIEWERS THRILLED WITH CHRISTIAN'S RETURN

sorry who are these people and can we euthanise all 3 of them

[Marsh.]

EASTENDERS VIEWERS THRILLED WITH CHRISTIAN'S RETURN

sorry who are these people and can we euthanise all 3 of them

:joker:

[Will.]

EASTENDERS VIEWERS THRILLED WITH CHRISTIAN'S RETURN

sorry who are these people and can we euthanise all 3 of them

:joker:

[Will.]

Lauren's return was so random last night

[Ashley.]

Lauren's return was so random last night

How so?

[Firewire]

Lauren's return was so random last night

It was announced though

[Marsh.]

It was weird how it was just Jacqueline Jossa's first day back at work and she gave Ian a beaming smile when he opened the door. No thought put into the scene. :fist:

When, in reality, Lauren's been contacted by her boyfriend's dead granny about Bobby admitting to killing Lucy after beating Jane half to death whilst her father's rotting in prison. She'd have stormed through shouting the odds like Lauren always does. :mad:

[Will.]

Yes but wasn't she meant to come back next week?

[Marsh.]

Yes but wasn't she meant to come back next week?

She is back next week. She only appeared for 10 seconds as the cliffhanger.

[Will.]

She is back next week. She only appeared for 10 seconds as the cliffhanger.

oh ok

[LukeB]

Lauren's return was so random last night

It wasn't random though, we knew she was coming back next week and I don't know about you but I found it obvious Lauren would return friday's episode at the end for the duff duff.

[Marsh.]

Also, Kathy said to Ian that she rang Lauren and she was on her way back so it wasn't a complete surprise.

[Will.]

OK can everyone stop attacking me on my Lauren comment!

I wasn't paying much attention to the episode and then I suddenly saw her :oh:

[Marsh.]

will is so STUPID, I am in shock.

[Will.]

Do you spend your life in this thread, Marsh! :oh:

[Ashley.]

Marsh is such a bully.

[Firewire]

Danielle's adoptive father (who appeared in like one episode in 2009) is back on 6th June

[LukeB]

Marsh is such a bully.

Marshall Wood?

[Pete.]

I do admit she popped up randomly at the end

[Rob!]

Marsh is such a bully.

He's just bitter this isn't a Brookside thread.

[Natalie.]

Wonder what excuse they'll use for Peter

[Marsh.]

Do you spend your life in this thread, Marsh! :oh:

Marsh is such a bully.

Marshall Wood?

He's just bitter this isn't a Brookside thread.

http://i.giphy.com/l41YkLbYNlqfSGHK0.gif

[LukeB]

I do admit she popped up randomly at the end

But it wasn't though, Kathy told Ian Lauren is on her way meaning she's coming back to the square that same day, so we were expecting Lauren to pop up anytime soon. It was so obvious her return will be a duff duff like most returns are.

[Marsh.]

Wonder what excuse they'll use for Peter

Looks like Lauren's been shagging his brother.

[Firewire]

Stole Roxanne for t'sig

[Marsh.]

Peter just makes me think of when I hated the Beale's and that time of the show.

The original Lucy. :sleep:

[Firewire]

Looks like Lauren's been shagging his brother.

Steven was gay when he left, I would hate for them to go back on that AGAIN like they did with Ben

[LukeB]

Wonder what excuse they'll use for Peter

It's on digital spy. He's in Ireland looking for a job in a pub or something and he has no signal so Ian can't contact him :laugh2:

[Marsh.]

Steven was gay when he left, I would hate for them to go back on that AGAIN like they did with Ben

But wasn't he with Stacey, I thought he was bi? Like our Sonia?

[Natalie.]

It's on digital spy. He's in Ireland looking for a job in a pub or something and he has no signal so Ian can't contact him :laugh2:

He's Kats son then

[Marsh.]

It's on digital spy. He's in Ireland

Not Redwater.

[Firewire]

But wasn't he with Stacey, I thought he was bi? Like our Sonia?

He identified as bi but was properly gay by the time he left after Christian outed him but I guess they could call him bisexual

[Firewire]

He's Kats son then

Not Redwater.

MESS

[Marsh.]

Here for Roxy and Jay as the Mitchell Outlaws. :clap1:

[Firewire]

I'm here for the Jay/Rox Breaking Bad spin-off: Breaking Wind

[Marsh.]

I'm here for the Jay/Rox Breaking Bad spin-off: Breaking Wind

:joker::joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

But, was that small amount of coke she had really worth 10k? It didn't look like much at all. :umm2:

[Will.]

I miss Heather

[Will.]

I wanna know how foxy swallowed the coke

[Will.]

Did she swallow or put it up her bum?

[Firewire]

I wanna know how foxy swallowed the coke

By putting it in her mouth and swallowing as if food I'm guessing