Eurovision 2017

[Tregard]

I'm here for Italy and Portugal being the top 2 (although I'm not that big a fan of Portugal). Hopefully it will encourage more countries to send songs in their native languages

Even though the Portuguese entry isn't really my thing, I'm very glad it's there, I agree it's good to encourage other countries.

[Denver]

Countries sing in English for success with song sales

[EspeonBB]

The UK's staging really seems to be amazing. I hope she can get top 10 but after Molly flopped in 2014 with even more hype I'll keep my expectations low

[Denver]

Molly's vocal and staging was terrible though

[Nicky91]

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Ilinca's vlog part 7, this time one bit with Mel Giedroyc :D


her vlogs are so funny :laugh:

[Denver]

The UK is 7th favourite to win with odds of 25/1 and still shortening.

Surely we cant make top 5?

[Denver]

SEMI FINAL 1 about to start BBC4

[Denver]

This opening act is ****

[MB.]

Yes, no, maybe

[Denver]

So they get 2 hot hosts and an ugly ass bitch

[MB.]

It feels a bit... small this year, doesn't it

[JTM45]

Yeah, i'm sure they'll be more likely to give the UK entrant higher scores now that we're fleeing the European Union.:laugh:

[Shaun]

Daddy Robin is incoming

[EspeonBB]

Don't we usually have a separate thread for the semis?

Anyway perched

[Denver]

Yeah, i'm sure they'll be more likely to give the UK entrant higher scores now that we're fleeing the European Union.:laugh:

Well seeing as Alot of Europeans are rating it highly

[Shaun]

I am shaking

[Denver]

The vocal is weak

[Shaun]

keep this song tbh

[Braden]

Ugh, I missed Sweden.

[EspeonBB]

Sweden's vocals were terrible

[MB.]

Likes a key change or eight doesn't she, this one

[Denver]

Tonights winner has arrived

[Braden]

It's only song two but I don't think I'll be able to watch this all the way through. My mind is in a completely different place, which is awful because I normally love Eurovision :p

[MB.]

If it isn't Dami Im then what's the point tbh

[Denver]

Isaiah has tore my pubes off tbh

[LukeB]

A dull song

[Shaun]

He could've just waited for his own Adam

[Ross.]

What a **** song

[MB.]

Isaiah has tore my pubes off tbh

Well that's a natural reaction to have to a 17-year old boy

[Shaun]

did he just step on a chinchilla

[Denver]

He is slaying chicken Kiev

[Denver]

Well that's a natural reaction to have to a 17-year old boy

1) he is legal
2) i didnt mean it that way my man is in Semi 2

[Ross.]

omg I missed Sweden bye

[EspeonBB]

Yikes @ those notes at the end

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/3ebBZ7T.jpg

[MB.]

This bitch is already terrifying <3

[T*]

ISSIAH wHAT DI YOU DO

[Denver]

Little White Riding Hood

[LukeB]

ISSIAH wHAT DI YOU DO

a secret code for ISIS

[Shaun]

something about the tone to this is just awful

[T*]

Lindita is an absolute sweetie btw, I've spoken to her :lovedup:

[Greg!]

There's about 2 people in the hall :worry:

[Greg!]

Are the semis considered a big deal in europe

[Denver]

Albania have been strong for a few years now they sent this trashy tripe ****e

[Greg!]

Hm loving this song

[Greg!]

MESS that note

[Shaun]

bloody awful. Yay Belgium

[EspeonBB]

All the songs have sucked so far

[MB.]

Corrie's greatest ever character is looking a little different

[Denver]

Who calls there young child Blanche?

[Greg!]

Love this already

[Denver]

This is given me Lorde teas

[T*]

Who calls there young child Blanche?

Her name is Ellie

[Shaun]

I mean it isn't excellent but I'll take a bland Woodkid song over the 200 ballads to come

[Greg!]

Who calls there young child Blanche?

People in Belgium

[Greg!]

None of the vocals have been great really have they

[T*]

YES GIRL YES

[LukeB]

:lovedup: that was great

[Shaun]

omg she's coming

[Greg!]

This could win?

[T*]

None of the vocals have been great really have they

It's more the fact Kyiv has messed it SEVERAL times with the audio mixing, but we can't really excuse Australias screech

[T*]

I actually love Blanche so much
Bitches thought she couldn't do it but she sLAYED

[EspeonBB]

I felt kinda bad for her, she was so nervous :(

Definitely the best so far though (not that that's hard)

[Denver]

Im digging the Monts

[EspeonBB]

nnn this is going to be a mess

[Shaun]

When will Rylan?

2024 probably

[Denver]

I bet hes a great stripper

[Ross.]

is this Shaun?

[Greg!]

Screaming this guy to win

[MB.]

So in other news I'm moving to Montenegro

(but seriously, did any of tonight's acts actually rehearse their song beforehand)

[Shaun]

to think I was slightly worried about Robin

[Braden]

Montenegro is the only one I've remotely enjoyed so far.

[MB.]

And this is preferable to watching Ukrainian adverts how?

[Shaun]

well I enjoyed the support group.

[Denver]

This is terrible

[Greg!]

Ballads can get to fook!

[MB.]

Sad to see that Claire from Steps has put some of the weight back on

[Braden]

I actually love the hosts. They're typical Euro-trash :love:

[Greg!]

Glad to see lucie has taste :clap1:

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[Greg!]

Svsvsv im Mel speaking too early

[MB.]

Mel assuming it was over halfway through was the highlight of that, yes?

[EspeonBB]

Finland was good :clap1:

[Braden]

Lmfao at Mel accidentally interrupting the Finnish act :joker:

[MB.]

I love Vanessa Feltz in CBB1

[Shaun]

Rankings so far

Sweden
Finland
Belgium
Portugal
Moldova
Greece
Armenia
Montenegro
Azerbaijan
Latvia
Poland
Cyprus
Australia
Iceland
Georgia
Czech Republic
Slovenia
Albania

[Shaun]

sick of men with horse heads asking to borrow my ladder

[Greg!]

I think she's a skeleton?

[Denver]

This will flop because Bulgaria is getting the baltic votes

[Greg!]

Um what the **** is this

[MB.]

I didn't even know they'd made a musical of The Lord of the Rings

[Greg!]

Mess isn't this meant to be one of the favourites? It's ****

[Shaun]

maybe i'm getting old, this is bloody charming

[MB.]

I misheard that as "Danny from Grease" and thought John Travolta's career had taken a nosedive

Or maybe the opposite, I'm not really sure

[Denver]

I miss Slovakia and Kazakhstan

[Shaun]

automatically qualifies for putting a donk on it

[Braden]

Has it been confirmed as to what voting format they're using this year?

[Denver]

My dog hated Greece started to full on bark

[Denver]

Has it been confirmed as to what voting format they're using this year?

Last years one

[Shaun]

Waiting for her Janet Jackson moment

[MB.]

Waiting for her Janet Jackson moment

Timberlake picked the wrong year to turn up, clearly

[Denver]

Yay love Moldova

[MB.]

"I think that's been done"

Yes, that's why she said "again" you silly twat

[Shaun]

the Sunstroke Project was outstanding last time. This time... :unsure:

[LukeB]

I love the shape of you

[T*]

I love the shape of you

which was also stolen from sia

[T*]

This song is about wanting a MILF and honestly it can die. Awful.

[Ross.]

What is he doing with his foot

[Denver]

This song is about wanting a MILF and honestly it can die. Awful.

Not you shaming age gap love

[Shaun]

2nd best foot choreography tonight, this goes straight through to the final

[MB.]

Violet Chachki is shook by those dress reveals

[EspeonBB]

Moldova is a trashy bop :love:

[Denver]

That was Phenomenal

[T*]

SVALA!!!!

[Denver]

Why is everyone wearing either Black or White

[Shaun]

if Iggy Azalea took up witchcraft and started rounding up children to sacrifice

[MB.]

Iceland has the same population as Leicester, so I'm still trying to work out how it could possibly have its own version of The Voice

[Denver]

Iceland has the same population as Leicester, so I'm still trying to work out how it could possibly have its own version of The Voice

there was a hot ginger boy whose cover of Dancing on my own left Callum Scott lying in his grave

[Braden]

Hello to Norway 2013's stylist.

[Denver]

Iceland has the same population as Leicester, so I'm still trying to work out how it could possibly have its own version of The Voice

there was a hot ginger boy whose cover of Dancing on my own left Callum Scott lying in his grave

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[Denver]

Czech Republic is a poor lads Slovakia

[Shaun]

right well thanks for that

[Shaun]

I'M ONLY HUMAN :dance:

[Amy Jade]

Dear me that was horrific

[Amy Jade]

Pound shop gaga

[Shaun]

I thought this was going to go down a nice little bouzouki Sertab Erener/Hadise route but it didn't and now I'm upset

nice enough though

[Amy Jade]

This sounds like it should be in a really crap musical

[Shaun]

I guess someone has to finish 18th

[MB.]

...yeah I give up

[Shaun]

was it last year that Germany tried this anime nonsense?

[Amy Jade]

Omg so quirky eating a doughnut with chopsticks!!!1

[Shaun]

Rankings so far

Sweden
Finland
Belgium
Portugal
Moldova
Greece
Armenia
Montenegro
Azerbaijan
Latvia
Poland
Cyprus
Australia
Iceland
Georgia
Czech Republic
Slovenia
Albania

Guess I'm saying goodbye to those I've struck out. Wouldn't mind sacrificing Montenegro/Azerbaijan for the obvious Cyprus/Poland qualifiers though.

[EspeonBB]

This looks like the ARTPOP era

[T*]

Y r u all like this

[_Tom_]

Prayer circle for Iceland!

[EspeonBB]

Azerbaijan
Armenia
Finland
Portugal
Moldova

To qualify please. Idc about anyone else

[Amy Jade]

I liked Finland

[Amy Jade]

Greece is pretty good

[Ross.]

So many ballads :worry:

[Shaun]

Oh not her

[MB.]

Moldova > Azerbaijan > Sweden > Montenegro > Iceland > Greece > Armenia > Portugal > Finland > Belgium > Georgia > Latvia > Czech Republic > Poland > Australia > Cyprus > Albania > Slovenia

...I guess?

[Braden]

Jamala :flutter:

[Greg!]

Still can't believe this won lol

[EspeonBB]

Queen :love:

[MB.]

I've been secretly hoping for Mel to interrupt every other song halfway through, this no exception

[Denver]

This song broke rules and should been banned

[MB.]

This song broke rules and should been banned

I hate to break it to you but banning it a year after it won wouldn't really achieve anything

[Shaun]

#NotMyWinner

[MB.]

"I played so many gigs, especially in Crimea"

*Jamala is taken out back and shot*

[EspeonBB]

Upstaging the competing acts :clap1:

[Denver]

I hate to break it to you but banning it a year after it won wouldn't really achieve anything

that is why i said been no be

[MB.]

Stop speaking over the only hot host

[MB.]

that is why i said been no be

Then there's a word called "have" which you may find useful

[Ross.]

http://metalcrowd.ru/wp-content/image/koreyanka-evrovidenie-2.jpg

[Braden]

Jamala promoting her marriage :love:

[Shaun]

Stop speaking over the only hot host

the tallest one has won me over

[MB.]

As long as we can all agree that, regardless of the results, this semi was the absolute pits

[Shaun]

Moldova have taken their meme fame and run with it haven't they?

[Headie]

Was I the only one who liked Albania's :worry: Altho I stan Lindita from American Idol so maybe that's why

[Headie]

When do we get to see an extended clip of Lucie's rehearsal performance?

[Shaun]

Whilst they count the votes I imagine

[MB.]

Slovenia's sex-offender-doing-Morrissey-doing-****-Andrew-Lloyd-Webber-musical thing is going to give me nightmares :(

[Amy Jade]

Gave finland a vote

[Shaun]

QUEEN

[Amy Jade]

Where is Lucie? they promised me Lucie!

[MB.]

omg king

[Shaun]

I hope they show him clubbing Marija Serifovic to death

[Braden]

**** yeah!!!

[Braden]

I still find it strange that Ukraine is notoriously homophobic as a nation, yet they seem to fawn over Verka :p

[MB.]

To be continued? Line of Duty hew?

[Shaun]

again? for god's sake

[Ross.]

not Jamala again

[EspeonBB]

Nnn another Jamala performance :love:

Dami Im is triggered

[MB.]

Play the hit!

[Braden]

I'm not having Jamala hate, alright! She ****ing deserved to win!

https://uploadir.com/u/netlmhem

[MB.]

"Sorry, Jamala's performance overran and we have no time for results. Everyone except Moldova has been eliminated. Let's forget tonight ever happened"

[Ross.]

I liked Jamala but this is just too much now

https://uploadir.com/u/netlmhem

[Shaun]

I miss Bjork's Volta era

[Amy Jade]

She's ****ing awful

[Denver]

Mess at UK (minus Scotland) being shunned

[Headie]

Come thru Our Lucie Jones

[Amy Jade]

Our Lucie :flutter:

[MB.]

Present him with a cake from the bakery in his hometown or ****

[Shaun]

this Spanish entry is bloody awful despite his efforts to win me over with his hair

[Amy Jade]

The vamps but ****ter

[Denver]

Present him with a cake from the bakery in his hometown or ****

Loving the promo :flutter:

[Amy Jade]

luccccccie :love:

[Denver]

Lucie slays tbh

[MB.]

I'm not entirely sure Timur has spoken a word of English before this evening <3

[LukeB]

Lucie :flutter:

[EspeonBB]

Wow the UK is slaying

[Ross.]

Omg the staging :love:

[Denver]

I think we could get top 5

[Headie]

Lucie legend never dissed

[Braden]

Is the Spanish entry sponsored by Nike?

[Shaun]

If she doesn't finish top half then I give up trying to defend this horrorfest.

[Amy Jade]

Gorgeous she's brilliant

[Ross.]

I'm pleased Lucie will get her justice for her X Factor elimination

[LukeB]

god knows how she was eliminated that early! especially over awful singers

[MB.]

I'm pleased Lucie will get her justice for her X Factor elimination

unless she doesn't get higher than Jedward, that is

[Denver]

Italy is so overrated

[Denver]

unless she doesn't get higher than Jedward, that is

Top 7 it is then for Lucie

[EspeonBB]

unless she doesn't get higher than Jedward, that is

Didn't Jedward get eighth :ninja2:

[Amy Jade]

unless she doesn't get higher than Jedward, that is

If she doesn't it is a travesty tbh

[LukeB]

Italy give me winning vibes for some reason.

[Amy Jade]

Isn't italy favourite? that was terrible

[Denver]

Isn't italy favourite? that was terrible

Only favourite because of the Gorilla

[Ross.]

unless she doesn't get higher than Jedward, that is

She's already won!

no shade to Ireland but the song is ****e

[Braden]

Why am I living for Italy's entry?

[Denver]

Aus, Mol and Lat come through

[Ross.]

Why am I living for Italy's entry?

I like it too :shame:

[MB.]

This has been the BB10 launch of Eurovision semis

[Amy Jade]

Finland :fc:

[Ross.]

Jamala is through to the Eurovision 2017 Final!

[LukeB]

Why am I living for Italy's entry?

I am too, it seems catchy to me and it seems like a fun entry if that makes sense.

[EspeonBB]

Why am I living for Italy's entry?

His voice sounded a bit rough in the preview but the song is by far the best this year

[Denver]

Yesssssssssss Moldova

[Headie]

Only care about Montenegro

[MB.]

lol yay <3

[Shaun]

Yaaaaaas Sunstroke!

[EspeonBB]

Yay Moldova

[Amy Jade]

Greece <3

[Braden]

Jon Ola Sand, as charismatic as ever.

[Shaun]

4/4 so far :love:

[MB.]

Well, that's the good songs through, let's move on

[Ross.]

Legends Sweden :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

Really?

[MB.]

Eh, sure, why not

[Shaun]

yay Portugal :love:

[Ross.]

Delete it @ Portugal

[MB.]

:/

[LukeB]

yuck at Portugal

[EspeonBB]

Greece and Sweden were awful

[MB.]

*forms a prayer circle for Montenegro*

[Amy Jade]

Come on Finland

[Headie]

Adore Delano repping Latvia?

[EspeonBB]

yas Armenia

I need Finland to pull thru now

[Denver]

Yesss lad

[Shaun]

Finland + Belgium pls!!!!

[Headie]

Not Australia

[LukeB]

Australia was awful

[MB.]

Abysmal

[EspeonBB]

yikes

[LukeB]

praying for Belgium

[MB.]

Also abysmal

[Ross.]

not Cyprus and Australia

[Headie]

Belgium the last one through?

[Shaun]

oh Cyprus was fine.

Oh god. Belgium or my sweepstake?

[Denver]

Latvia pls

[Ross.]

Belgium </3

[Ross.]

Finland </3