Eurovision 2017

[Shaun]

is this the Chainsmokers

[Braden]

Lidl Macklemore can go.

[Ross.]

So moving on

[Denver]

Its no
bl-NywwY4mg

[Amy Jade]

Sadly Ireland has been the worst so far :worry:

[MB.]

Is this Breaking the Magician's Code: Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed

[Greg!]

This is awful bye

[Denver]

Sadly Ireland has been the worst so far :worry:

https://media4.giphy.com/media/kCJa9HiFjmmyc/giphy.gif#6-grid1

[MB.]

Is Time Belle any relation to Sasha

[Amy Jade]

Did Mel say the song is called Swallow?

[LukeB]

This sounds familiar :worry:

[MB.]

Looking at the background, we've finally found graphics worse than those on the BB18 eye

[Shaun]

Is Time Belle any relation to Sasha

dunno but she's nicked Manila's Big Bird dress

[Amy Jade]

Did she just mess up?

[Braden]

Why is Vicky Pattinson singing rn?

[MB.]

dunno but she's nicked Manila's Big Bird dress

Great, now I'm singing MacArthur Park instead, thanks

[Braden]

When are the hosts going to make out?

[MB.]

When are the hosts going to make out?

I hear that's being saved for the finale interval act

[Braden]

I hear that's being saved for the finale interval act

Oh my god, seriously?

[Denver]

I love this

[Black Dagger]

I'm practically dead inside and I am LOVING THIS ONE. BOP BOP.

[MB.]

Her awful white girl dancing <3

[Shaun]

this Lumineers tragedy can't end soon enough

[Amy Jade]

I quite liked that, there are a few strong ones tonight

[Denver]

The 2017 winner is here

[MB.]

Shut the chuffing me dizzy hell up about your ****ty comedy skit guys

[Shaun]

I am not ready for this

[Greg!]

This is literally a 10 year old child

[EspeonBB]

I liked Belarus

[Denver]

We dont deserve this masterpiece

[Black Dagger]

I'm totally here for him stopping that Portugese ****e.

[Amy Jade]

This is rather good!

[Ross.]

Did he get lost on the way to Junior Eurovision

[Braden]

Portugal>>>>>Bulgaria

Sorry not sorry, Lucas.

[Denver]

me
https://media2.giphy.com/media/DtKR5qp5n8X5e/giphy.gif#18-grid1

[EspeonBB]

This is good but overrated. Hopefully it doesn't win

[Greg!]

Did he get lost on the way to Junior Eurovision

Not Scott mills copying your joke!

[Ross.]

Did he get lost on the way to Junior Eurovision

omg Scott Mills

https://media.tenor.co/images/8b0bd3d2a0105da57fbf64b21c23ac11/tenor.gif

[MB.]

Adam has discovered gifs and he would like to inform everyone of that fact

[_Tom_]

This is my guilty pleasure and I'm not even sorry.

[Greg!]

BOP

[Shaun]

Is she wearing thigh-highs!? If so I like this. If not I don't.

[MB.]

Did she just stick two fingers up at me

[LukeB]

Miranda Cosgrove has grown up.

[Denver]

This is cat ****e

[Ross.]

Did she just stick two fingers up at me

:joker:

[Greg!]

She's a wee bit out of tune!

[Shaun]

That was a bit much.

[MB.]

Well, that truly embodied the spirit of Castro as far as I'm concerned

[_Tom_]

LMAO at the flipping off

[_Tom_]

Underrated masterpiece!

[Shaun]

Underrated masterpiece!

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar9129_46.gif ?

[Shaun]

is that Teresa Giudice

[MB.]

Monica Culpepper looks well

[Denver]

This is terrible

[MB.]

How did this make the OGAE top 5

[Amy Jade]

This is terrible :laugh:

[Denver]

I feel for Isreal after their channel was axed

[MB.]

Israel is hot, I approve

[Shaun]

well hello Imri

[MB.]

Nothing will ever beat "before I leave, let me show you Tel Aviv" though will it

[Shaun]

http://cimg.tvgcdn.net/i/2015/04/10/1bea1285-a0a5-4cdc-bc09-73b20de44067/tumblrnly7ps7fod1qixd45o1500.gif

[_Tom_]

He's a sexy bastard!

[Braden]

I'm jumping on the :drool: train.

[Denver]

He is meh looking

[MB.]

http://cimg.tvgcdn.net/i/2015/04/10/1bea1285-a0a5-4cdc-bc09-73b20de44067/tumblrnly7ps7fod1qixd45o1500.gif

Nice of Ginger to make an appearance after representing Croatia earlier

[Shaun]

Bulgaria
Denmark
Macedonia
Romania
Croatia
Austria
Serbia
Israel
Netherlands
Hungary
Lithuania
Switzerland
Belarus
Malta
San Marino
Estonia
Norway
Ireland

My chosen ten~

[Braden]

He looks like Kelly Brook's ex.

[Black Dagger]

He is meh looking

Your taste is despicable.

[MB.]

He looks like Kelly Brook's ex.

You'll have to be much more specific

[EspeonBB]

https://media.giphy.com/media/UXrZCrFHvetDW/giphy.gif

(me too)

[Denver]

his body is nice
http://images.wcdn.co.il/2331637-5.jpg?crop=w635

[MB.]

Screw the rules, I vote for Israel with my ovaries

[Amy Jade]

The yodel song and the Wilson Phillips tribute are my faves

[Shaun]

the only 4 I am adamant must qualify are Bulgaria, Denmark, Romania and Macedonia tho.

But I really hope Croatia's vanity project opera man makes it too.

[Amy Jade]

Macedonia is a bop too

[Denver]

Bulgaria and Romania are my faves with Ireland 3rd

[EspeonBB]

So much better than the first semi. Ireland and Malta were the only bad songs tbh

Praying for Macedonia, Netherlands, Romania, Hungary

[Amy Jade]

Ireland were the worst confirned?

[Shaun]

if San Marino qualify I'll leak Lucas' nudes

[Denver]

Ireland were the worst confirned?

No

[LukeB]

Ireland were the worst confirned?

confirmed.

[Amy Jade]

Bulgaria were good too

[Headie]

Wait legend Valentina was back again?

[Black Dagger]

Ireland were the worst confirned?

Yes

[Shaun]

hurry up and let Ruslana sing

edit: nvm it's Verka

[MB.]

Macedonia
Romania
Bulgaria
Netherlands
Serbia
Denmark
Israel
Belarus
Estonia
Switzerland
Croatia
San Marino
Norway
Lithuania
Hungary
Malta
Austria
Ireland

[MB.]

Verka 2.0 <3

[Braden]

Verkavision :flutter:

[Headie]

Is Valentina the only singer in San Marino or something (not complaining tho x)

[Shaun]

show us Imri in bed or do not even bother, Mel

[Shaun]

not the Ukrainian Aunt Babe

[MB.]

Can we stop talking about packages that aren't Imri's, Mel

[_Tom_]

Ireland were the worst confirned?

http://i.imgur.com/v4QEV6S.gif

[MB.]

Dear whoever wrote this sketch

http://i.imgur.com/v4QEV6S.gif

[Braden]

Not Mel blindsiding us with, "I'd like to meet Verka one day."

[Shaun]

ok that part was a scream tbf

[Ross.]

When Jamala appears again amongst this dance group

http://i.imgur.com/v4QEV6S.gif

[Denver]

Murder me now
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_ktZ3aW0AAE-Lc.jpg:large

[MB.]

Where 👏 is 👏 Ruslana 👏

[SuperV]

I'm really supporting Bulgaria tonight! In the final I hope to see Bulgaria or the United Kingdom to win, personally I'm over Francesco and his Ape. The UK came out of nowhere and amazed me.

[Braden]

Ugh, they teased us with that Wild Dances intro.

[EspeonBB]

The Macedonian proposal :rip:

[Braden]

I see Amir :flutter:

[Denver]

The Macedonian proposal :rip:

They are begging for votes

[EspeonBB]

France <333

[Ross.]

Alma slays :clap1:

[Shaun]

:lovedup:

[Braden]

I see lesbians :flutter:

[MB.]

Timur is so effing creepy <3

[Denver]

When was Chloe Jasmine German?

[Shaun]

this is such a Titanium ripoff it hurts

[EspeonBB]

This is so coming last

[MB.]

Are we even going to pretend that this isn't Titanium or

[MB.]

...one Bono was enough, Ukraine

[Braden]

I love bull****.

[MB.]

"This hat is not a hat, but it is a human. And this human is all of us"

I'll have whatever she's smoking

[Shaun]

this poor Green Room presenter is having a nightmare.

[Amy Jade]

Ukraine cant afford to win again so they've sent absoloute trash?

[Denver]

I can see Ukraine doing a Austria with nil pionts

[MB.]

Ukraine have realised that they can't afford to host two years in a row, I see

[Shaun]

thanks for that Mel

[MB.]

I've changed my mind, Volo is my favourite host

You're welcome

[Braden]

Here for drama when Jon eventually says that the votes are not confirmed.

[MB.]

I'm slightly disappointed that they haven't changed their suits for a while, tbh

[Denver]

Yesssssssssssssssssss

[Shaun]

Yay :love: not that he was in doubt.

[Amy Jade]

Bulgaria :clap1:

[MB.]

...yeah, Belarus were fun, why not

[Shaun]

YAAAAAAAAAAAS

[Denver]

Wow

[MB.]

Well then

[Amy Jade]

Lmao Croatia

[MB.]

Well then x2

[Denver]

This are surprising

[Amy Jade]

Hungary were shocking

[EspeonBB]

Croatia :rip:

[Shaun]

Come thru Anja!!!!!

[MB.]

Where is Macedonia

(not literally, I own a map)

[Shaun]

DADDY <3

[MB.]

Come thru dickpigs!

[Amy Jade]

Which country was the three gals?

[Denver]

Yesssssss

[Shaun]

Thank god <3

[LukeB]

Which country was the three gals?

The Netherlands

[MB.]

Macedonia and the Netherlands need to go through though

[Shaun]

Macedonia pls

[Amy Jade]

The Netherlands

Pray for ha

[Shaun]

:umm2:

[Braden]

Trash.

[MB.]

WHERE THE **** IS MACEDONIA WHAT ARE YOU DOING EUROPE okay I'll be quiet now

[MB.]

Yay Wilson Phillips <3

[Amy Jade]

Yàaaaadssssdd

[LukeB]

:clap2:

Nicky will be pleased for his country

[Shaun]

happy for them but if Macedonia don't make it I'm kicking off

[MB.]

*prayer circle for the pregnant gal*

[Braden]

**** yeah, Netherlands!

[Headie]

Poor Ireland

[Denver]

wtf

[Headie]

Oop

[Shaun]

:(

I mean Austria was in my top ten but :(

[MB.]

Eurovision is CANCELLED

Well not really but still

[LukeB]

THANK GOD. Ireland didn't make it :clap1:

[Headie]

Mess Lucie is gonna flop all the female solo ballads are failing

[Denver]

Mess at Estonia being the fan favourite and eliminated

[Braden]

Did Mel just revise history with Conchita's win?

[Amy Jade]

Ireland deserved to go out they were absoloutely awful

[MB.]

Yeah I'm a bit shocked about Estonia too

[EspeonBB]

Bye Macedonia pulled a pregnancy and engagement stunt for nothing

[Amy Jade]

Denmark were crap too

[Amy Jade]

Mess Lucie is gonna flop all the female solo ballads are failing

Less competition may help her

[Denver]

Lucie should be getting the top 10 after tonight

[Black Dagger]

That top 10 for Ireland looks good doesn't it? Might put a fiver on x

[Shaun]

please don't let Scott attend next year. Unprofessional mess.

[Denver]

That top 10 for Ireland looks good doesn't it? Might put a fiver on x

He didnt want to take it away from UK

[_Tom_]

That was a bloodbath :/

[Denver]

The Baltics were destroyed

[Ross.]

erm bye at Macedonia being culled

[T*]

Anja I'm so ****ing happy :love: :lovedup:
Gutted about Macedonia and Serbia, JANA DESERVED BETTER
idk what the **** Croatia is doing in the final

[Black Dagger]

The casuals need something like Croatia and it was actually hilarious.

I miss joke acts, it's too ****ing credible and serious now.

[EspeonBB]

Croatia are the only ex-Yugoslavia country in the final so they'll get loads of votes in the final too

[T*]

fun fact- he's a homophobic twat

[Denver]

fun fact- he's a homophobic twat

Has nothing to do with this contest

[_Tom_]

Welp I've just realised the semi-finals have decimated my top 5 :bawling:

My Top 10 before Eurovision week!

1. Iceland
2. Latvia
3. FYR Macedonia
4. Lithuania
5. Estonia
6. Denmark
7. Netherlands
8. Belgium
9. UK
10. France

[Headie]

fun fact- he's a homophobic twat

Welp I thought he was gay

[Firewire]

Welp I thought he was gay

So did I

[Amy Jade]

The big guy doing opera is homophobic?

[LukeB]

Uk,Romania,Sweden,France,Azerbaijan,Belgium,Italy and The Netherlands are my favourites.

[LukeB]

The big guy doing opera is homophobic?

Yeah. :worry:

[_Tom_]

The camera angles have been atrocious this year

[EspeonBB]

My fave is France but I don't think she'll win. I think the winner will be one of Italy/Portugal/Bulgaria (I think Portugal is winning though)

[Denver]

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[Calderyon]

2nd SF:

1. Serbia - This sounds like a partial copy of that overrated Pop song that´s used in all of those singing reality programs, which name i cannot remember. 1.5/5

2. Austria - I guess it was OK. 2.0/5

3. F.Y.R Macedonia - Singer looks very pretty. The song was a little on the strange side. 3.0/5

4. Malta - Nice soothing ballady song. 3.0/5

5. Romania - The female singer has a good voice. The song is very positive vibed. I have to admit, the yodeling did irritate me, especially during the end, which will deduct points. Fine job still. 2.75/5

6. Netherlands - I think it was a great performance. Singing sounded to be in sync and on point imo. Song was fine. 3.5/5

7. Hungary - Odd and strange all over. The performance was confusing. The effects were fun and nice though. 1.0/5

8. Denmark - My sweep, so it gets at least a mediogre rating for that. Fine song although very generic, performance was very spirited, although a little shouty/voice cracking/overperformed and the girl was quite fine too, although chubby. 3.0/5

9. Ireland - Nah. Didn´t really like it or enjoy it. 1.5/5

10. San Marino - Very disco song. It´s not bad and it differs in this evening. I kind of like it somewhat. 2.75/5

11. Croatia - The opera singing was fine, the pop was not as good. The song was inbetween. 2.5/5

12. Norway - This is also very disco. Kind of a rappy disco kind of thingy, the combination is quite strange, but it works. The song had good moments. 3.0/5

13. Switzerland - Good song and performance. One of the better ballads. 3.5/5

14. Belarus - Quite spiritful and joyful performance. Very folky song. Sticks in your head. 3.0/5

15. Bulgaria - Not a bad performance. The song was fine. 3.0/5

16. Lithuania - Differs from the rest of the songs, quite a bit of 70´s vibes mixed with gospel in the overall music performance. I like it. Good job, i thought. 3.5/5

17. Estonia - Very professional and impressive performance from Estonia. 3.5/5

18. Israel - Sounds familiar. Reminded me more like an usual Swedish Eurovision performance than Israel. 2.75/5



My top 10:

Switzerland
Netherlands
Estonia
Lithuania
Malta
Norway
Bulgaria
Belarus
F.Y.R Macedonia
Denmark
___________________________________
Romania
San Marino
Israel
Croatia
Austria
Ireland
Serbia
Hungary

Actual qualifiers= o

5 out of 10 of my top 10 prevailed although Romania was on my top 10 at one point, but in the end i decided to add Macedonia. Better than yesterday. First semifinal on Tuesday was somewhat better than tonight.

[Denver]

Bulgaria have won a 2nd half slot which puts them front runners to win

[MB.]

862785390964551680

I mean, there are only so many times they can keep sending Valentina

[Denver]

Bulgaria and Romania are in the 2nd half

[Denver]

The UK are the only female ballad in the 2nd half

[Amy Jade]

Come thru our Lucie :flutter:

[Headie]

Remember this legend

https://youtu.be/d4Pim6d6R9Q?t=43s

[LukeB]

i'm actually voting this year and I will be voting for Romania

[Denver]

The running order of the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest:
1. Israel
2. Poland
3. Belarus
4. Austria
5. Armenia
6. The Netherlands
7. Moldova
8. Hungary
9. Italy
10. Denmark
11. Portugal
12. Azerbaijan
13. Croatia
14. Australia
15. Greece
16. Spain
17. Norway
18. United Kingdom
19. Cyprus
20. Romania
21. Germany
22. Ukraine
23. Belgium
24. Sweden
25. Bulgaria
26. France

[Denver]

UK get a pimp spot

[Denver]

Italy and Bulgaria are in weird spots and Australia? straight after the break they must have performed strong in the Public vote

[Headie]

Is 18th good http://i.imgur.com/jiCG31T.png

[Denver]

Very good and we are surrounded by song that will not trouble top 10

[Headie]

I just want a Top 10 finish tbh idc about Top 5/Winning (although that would be fine by me also x)

[Denver]

Fun fact Emmelie De Forest won from 18th and she wrote Lucie's song

[EspeonBB]

Is 18th good http://i.imgur.com/jiCG31T.png

Yeah most winners perform around 17-22 http://i.imgur.com/jiCG31T.png

[MB.]

18's great for us, and we're not exactly before or after anything that's going to steal the show either (soz Norway and Cyprus)

[Headie]

Poor Denmark sandwiched between the two faves

and mess at 3rd/4th/5th faves to win all being straight after each other

[Denver]

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[MB.]

Let it be said that Imri will be the hottest thing to grace BBC One at 8pm since Dale Winton said "I accept beef" that one time

[EspeonBB]

Looking at the draw I think Bulgaria will win

[Shaun]

More happy that we're surrounded by two really crap fillers so hopefully we can push for top 10.

[Shaun]

That final 4 is incredibly strong though... Belgium/Sweden/France/Bulgaria should all do well and now I'm scared for poor Robin and Aima </3

[Denver]

That final 4 is incredibly strong though... Belgium/Sweden/France/Bulgaria should all do well and now I'm scared for poor Robin and Aima </3

Sweden and France will be left behind

[Shaun]

that said I can't see Belgium scaring the top ten either if I'm honest...

[Nicky91]

Romania to perform 20th, is a good draw i think :)

[Wizard.]

I really like our entry this year, if Lucie can do a really strong powerful note at the bridge and pop in a "We never give up on Europe" then maybe we can do well.

[Wizard.]

Why are Sweden so obsessed with putting forward these hot guys with these bops?

[Wizard.]

I love France's entry, I loved last years too. I like that they sing in French it's cool but nobody knows what they're saying.

[Denver]

Important day for Lucie she needs to smash the jury final to get in there top 5

[Loukas]

Performing 18th is fantastic! The top 10 is looking promising! I am confident that we will be on the left hand side of the leaderboard for sure!

Good Luck Lucie!

[Loukas]

I predict the top 10 will be..

Belgium
The UK :fc:
Sweden
Romania
Australia
Azerbaijan
Italy
Portugal
Bulgaria
Moldova/Croatia/Hungary

Dunno which order, i just recon they will come out on top.

[Denver]

Lucie smashed the rehearsal

[Loukas]

Lucie smashed the rehearsal

is there a video of it yet Adam?

[Denver]

is there a video of it yet Adam?
no video but use this live stream and find her song on there you dont see her but you can here the vocal and it was fantastic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGVLBRgtF2U

[Loukas]

just heard it.
She killed it, sung it slightly differently than the performance we saw on Tuesday but i prefer how she did it today.

She's still 6th in the betting.

[Braden]

Lucie is giving me Molly vibes, although I think she'll place higher because the juries will like her performance more. idk if televoters will want to vote for her. I hope I'm wrong though.

[Denver]

kNT7ypA0zaI

[Denver]

Love that they are using Pyrotechnics

[Denver]

Apparently Germany won the fake jury vote; United Kingdom finished fourth about ten points or so behind.

[Denver]

And Portugal are now the bookies favourites

[Denver]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_ovpcDXkAA0q1a.jpg:small

[EspeonBB]

863010662066343938

:joker:

[Nicky91]

Ilinca and Alex also did a good grand final dress rehearsal :)

[Wizard.]

kNT7ypA0zaI

She slayed it

[Nicky91]

Lucie doing a Queen Valentina with that shell :hee:

[Tregard]

Apparently Germany won the fake jury vote; United Kingdom finished fourth about ten points or so behind.

What on earth the German song is terrible

[Wizard.]

What on earth the German song is terrible

Angela Merkel is rigging to show German dominance in the EU

[Wizard.]

What were Ukraines odds last year?

[Denver]

What on earth the German song is terrible

it is not real just for rehearsals and they always make the winner the song least likely to win

[Denver]

What were Ukraines odds last year?

Around same as the UK now

[Mystic Mock]

As I love Rock Music I do hope that Ukraine can win, plus the singer can actually sing unlike Belgium's who's probably got my next favourite song.

I know it's an unpopular opinion but I really hope that Italy or Sweden don't win this Eurovision, Sweden could literally put a lump of turd onstage and it would finish in the top 10, and Robin just poses through the song, it's a Music Show not a Modelling Show.

And Italy's entry reminds me far too much of Robbie Williams Music.

[Tregard]

http://i.imgur.com/fQoCBnv.jpg?1
<3

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/fQoCBnv.jpg?1
<3

oh look it's the top 3!

[LukeB]

http://i.imgur.com/fQoCBnv.jpg?1
<3

Italy and Bulgaria with a fan :love:

[Braden]

Is that the Croatian act in the background? :joker:

[LukeB]

I would have preferred this from Estonia (who is one of their biggest stars)
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but this won
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[Greg!]

Apparently Germany won the fake jury vote; United Kingdom finished fourth about ten points or so behind.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_ovpcDXkAA0q1a.jpg:small

What's a fake jury vote and is that the real scoreboard? I'm confused