EastEnders

[Ross.]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9116884&postcount=3262

This is still iconic

[Ronald.]

Triggered


What? R.

[Marsh.]

I found that crass and unnecessary tbh.

[Ross.]

What? R.

I found that crass and unnecessary tbh.

Poor Ronald

[Ronald.]

Aunt Babe is brilliant too. Shame she is leaving. Does anyone know when? R.

[Marsh.]

What? R.
Triggered again.

[Marsh.]

Did you love the Mitchell Sisters?

[Ronald.]

The square was wrong to lose its beautiful blondes, yes Marsh.

[Firewire]

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[Marsh.]

The square was wrong to lose its beautiful blondes, yes Marsh.
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[Rob!]

This is going to be Robocop all over again isn't it

[Rob!]

Welcome Ronald. You're a Kim fan and you think the Mitchell sisters should have lived. You may come back :clap1:

[Marsh.]

M.

[Denver]

As if she is dead

[Cal.]

Mess @ Denise drinking like 5 days after giving birth.

[Cal.]

Bye @ Ben giving R & R their eulogy

[Ross.]

Um why did they keep teasing Whitney and Mick shagging

[Cal.]

SO ANYWAY why didn't anybody warn me about Our Ron's body being shown? I had to fast forward.

[LukeB]

Um why did they keep teasing Whitney and Mick shagging

Whitney needs to back off, Mick is minehttp://i.imgur.com/J7ecXa3.gif

[Ross.]

Ronnies corpse :(

[Ross.]

Has poor Roxy had her funeral already and no one went

[Cal.]

If they give them separate graves I can imagine Roxy's burial being off screen

[Ross.]

Whitney needs to back off, Mick is minehttp://i.imgur.com/J7ecXa3.gif

Your name isn't Linda :suspect:

[LukeB]

Your name isn't Linda :suspect:

Me and Linda share him, no one else is allowed.http://i.imgur.com/J7ecXa3.gif

[Marsh.]

Ronnies corpse :(
Spookily close to how she was alive. So still and silent.

[Marsh.]

Um why did they keep teasing Whitney and Mick shagging
Give it 12 months before the headlines:

Danny Dyer's wife throws him out after he's caught in bed with Shona McGarty

[Cal.]

Mick cheating on Linda would be another of SOC's middle fingers to DTC

[Ross.]

I thought it was going to happen at the end welp

[Marsh.]

Danny dyer is not a stud stop trying to make it happen Shona.

Draping herself on him like a gangsters moll

[Firewire]

Stacey being the third wheel is me

[Marsh.]

Roll away then

[Ross.]

Roll away then

Why is this so funny

[Firewire]

I'M SKINNY NOW

[Brother Leon]

Mick better not cheat. We already had the Whit trying to kiss him thing and it was silly.

[Marsh.]

Why is this so funny
Us body shaming jono?

[Firewire]

**** off please

[Ross.]

Us body shaming jono?

I would never

[Marsh.]

Michelle Fowler makes me scream.

"I'm back because I missed friends and family"

Yeah, that's why she's back over a decade after most of them croaked it.

[Marsh.]

Sharon crawling up Denise's ass. :umm2: What is she playing at?

[Marsh.]

They are actually taking the piss with this Tony plot. SERIOUSLY? HE'S STILL DWELLING ON THAT AND RONNIE AND ROXY GET NOTHING????

[Marsh.]

Who was Phil talking to?

Please don't tell me he's plotting a kidnap of the baby?

[Firewire]

Oh ffs imagine

[Marsh.]

Remember when him and 2012 Sharon accosted Lola in a park and stole her child?

[Ashley.]

Ronnie and Roxy meeting Phil in an unknown location a la Kathy Sullivan?

[Marsh.]

Ronnie and Roxy meeting Phil in an unknown location a la Kathy Sullivan?

Stepping off a bus. :love:

[Marsh.]

Denise to die next week and Phil win custody?

[LucyPinder'sLover]

I Wonder If He Has Anything To Do The Next Weeks Disaster Week?

[Marsh.]

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[Cal.]

Ronnie and Roxy meeting Phil in an unknown location a la Kathy Sullivan?

This actually crossed my mind during the episode:joker:

[Cal.]

Mess I've just looked on DS and some of the posts have made me realise that Ronnie in the chapel of rest was basically SOC making sure we know we can't ever have R & R back. Vicious cow.

[Ronald.]

Hopefully Louise and Courtney will team up to be new the mitchell sisters. Though no one will replace the gorgeous Ronnie and the insatiable Roxy.

[Ronald.]

Just caught up on last night episode . That whitney is stunning young girl. Mick should know better , watch where you're putting your hands my son! In any case, can not blame him for trying . R.

[Ashley.]

Mess I've just looked on DS and some of the posts have made me realise that Ronnie in the chapel of rest was basically SOC making sure we know we can't ever have R & R back. Vicious cow.

Roxy lives!

[LukeB]

They should have made Eastenders 1 hour long and have room 101 at 9pm imo. Eastenders and CBB clashing :omgno:

[Ashley.]

I know what I'll be watching... :hee:

[Marsh.]

Mess I've just looked on DS and some of the posts have made me realise that Ronnie in the chapel of rest was basically SOC making sure we know we can't ever have R & R back. Vicious cow.

Oh yeah he's covered all the bases. On screen death, shot of the dead body, formal identification, Chapel of rest. Bloody prick.

[Cal.]

I'd genuinely just have them come back as if they've been in Ibiza for a few years if I was in charge and just completely ignore this shoddy story.

[Cal.]

R & R's funeral :(

[Cal.]

I think I just had a stroke at all the R & R mentions.

[Cal.]

Bye @ Denise paying £30 for flowers for Ronnie and Roxy. Was she even close?

[Braden]

"I just don't want to be around all those people."

Denise is me.

[Cal.]

Sal dragging Glenda and Danny <3

[Cal.]

:( :( :(

[Cal.]

Gif Sal watching Glenda sob PLEASE.

[Braden]

This is such an abomination.

[Cal.]

The concept of Ronnie and Roxy having an all black theme and hymns at their funeral lmao

[Cal.]

Not Sal dhdhdhdh

[Braden]

Jesus ****ing Christ, Sal.

[Cal.]

Ffhfhfhdhdfhdhd

[LukeB]

fffffffff a rave at a funeral

[Shaun]

bye

[Brother Leon]

Not a rave for their funeral :joker:

[Braden]

Okay, so SOC literally did hate their ****ing guts.

[Will.]

Omg bye :joker::joker::joker:

I'm dead

[Cal.]

Disappointing it wasn't The Girls but whatever

[Ashley.]

Right

[Cal.]

SO ANYWAY @ them not getting a shared grave or at least being side by side.

[Wizard.]

Omg the new thread title needs to be "Having a rave at R&R's funeral while Glinda sobs in the car park" :joker:

[LukeB]

they better get the julia theme

[Cal.]

A shared grave<3

Kind of gorgeous.

[Ashley.]

Yes let's not forget Roxanne's coffin

[Cal.]

Roxy not getting a burial. Poor cow.

[Wizard.]

Ronnie's underneath Roxy 6feet under she's never getting out

[Cal.]

She WASN'T off her head what is this.

[Cal.]

Bye @ Glenda thinking Ronnie would rest easy knowing she was bringing Matthew up.

[Wizard.]

Well now we know where Ron gets her baby snatching tendencies from

[Cal.]

Was expecting the camera to pan over to their grave with Julia's Theme but whatever.

[Ashley.]

Don't let 2017's big storyline be Who Gains Custody of Matthew Mitchell

[Ashley.]

Not Matthew being more popular than Roxy though

[Cal.]

Well that was disappointing.

I'm surprised SOC's even bothered adding the Glenda wanting to snatch Matthew element. I would have thought he'd have breathed a sigh of relief as soon as they were 6ft under.

[Wizard.]

Can't wait for Roxy to come back from the dead on Monday as the bus driver who rampages through the square in revenge for injustice

[Cal.]

Ronnie's coffin would have been heavy since her wedding dress would have weighed loads.

[Cal.]

Bye @ Roxy being buried in her black bodysuit :(

[Ashley.]

"I'm the closest thing to a father he's ever had"

Well no that'd be his actual father

http://i.imgur.com/zT23bwM.gif

[Ashley.]

I hope you're using this half an hour to catch up on the episode of EastEnders you all abandoned

http://i.imgur.com/mLF9aeV.gif

[Firewire]

"Move in"

Glenda is a regular now? Soc did something right

[Firewire]

I hope Jack dies in the bus crash and Glenda gets his house

[Denver]

Screaming at them dying to bring Glenda back

[Brother Leon]

I hope Jack dies in the bus crash and Glenda gets his house

What's this bus crash about?

[Firewire]

There's apparently a bus crash in the square next week and it's been rumoured there will be a couple of deaths

[Wizard.]

There's apparently a bus crash in the square next week and it's been rumoured there will be a couple of deaths

Not Kimberly Harmony Angelica Fox foreshadowing Denise's death "you're dead to me".

Here for sis Daphne Fox who we only just found out existed to replace Denise and Daphne and Kim become the better sisters.

[Marsh.]

Daphne was first mentioned years ago babes.

[Marsh.]

In fact I'm sure Daphne actually appeared. :think:

[Denver]

Did Daphne not arrive before Kim existed?

[Marsh.]

"Move in"

Glenda is a regular now? Soc did something right

Not him claiming he was writing them out because they had nothing left to give and then increases their potential stories after their death just to spite them?

[Marsh.]

Ronnie's coffin would have been heavy since her wedding dress would have weighed loads.

Mess. They just scooped them out of the pool and dropped them in their coffins?

[Marsh.]

Don't let 2017's big storyline be Who Gains Custody of Matthew Mitchell

*Matthew Cotton :omgno:

[Marsh.]

I'd genuinely just have them come back as if they've been in Ibiza for a few years if I was in charge and just completely ignore this shoddy story.

This.

No back from the dead story required since nobody seems to be acknowledging it anyway.

Just say Jack had a nervous breakdown imagining things. :clap2:

[Denver]

R&R are never coming back

[Marsh.]

R&R are never coming back

Yes they are.

[Marsh.]

http://i.imgur.com/zT23bwM.gif

Me spotting Chelsea's name on the card.

[Denver]

They died

[Marsh.]

I'm ****ing screaming at Dot's face when they started raving in the church.

But, R&R's Ibiza days were like over years ago, I wish they wouldn't act like raving was so them. Ronnie's spent the last 4 years sleepwalking.

[Marsh.]

They died

No they didn't. :think:

[Denver]

I killed them

[Cal.]

Mess. They just scooped them out of the pool and dropped them in their coffins?

Seems like it. She was wearing her wedding dress in the chapel of rest. It's not as if they rung her out in the mop bucket before putting her in the coffin.

[Marsh.]

I killed them

http://i.imgur.com/3JfrHIv.gif

[Denver]

Not me the Stacy Francis of EE

[Cal.]

'When you look back over nearly a decade and realize what they have been through, it seems that most avenues have been exhausted.

'So when Sean proposed his idea to them, they jumped at the opportunity to do the storyline. They even stated that the sisters should go out the same way they arrived - together.

'Bosses desperately wanted to keep the news of their departures a secret, but once the news about Samantha leaked out, it was only a matter of time before people worked out Rita would be going too.'

http://i.imgur.com/3JfrHIv.gif

[Amy Jade]

Kim is disgusting. What a bitch doing that infront of a crowded pub.

[Ashley.]

http://i.imgur.com/L0YJHH8.gif

[Marsh.]

http://i.imgur.com/L0YJHH8.gif

:laugh2:

[Firewire]

I'm Shirley

[Ashley.]

Shirley providing the only realistic response to two people dying for the past three weeks. :clap2:

[Marsh.]

I'm Dot

[Firewire]

Aunt Sal had me screaming

[Marsh.]

Aunt Sal jumped out of her chair and busted some moves in the aisle?

[Denver]

I wonder who they will kill off next week? im certain Babe will die

[Marsh.]

Honestly though, that glow stick stuff was tragic. As is this whole mess of a storyline.

I am disgusted.

[Marsh.]

I wonder who they will kill off next week? im certain Babe will die

I hope no one. I was against R&R dying, not just because I wanted them to live as fans of their characters but I think this show really needs a break from death.

[Denver]

I want a happy funeral when i drown in a paddling pool

[Marsh.]

There are ways of having an upbeat funeral without looking like a dick with a glowing dildo.

[Denver]

I want Katreya to do my ceremony and start singing Happy funeral

[Marsh.]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04q6k21

SOC's office caving in? :fc:

[Firewire]

More like his head

[Marsh.]

Why does that sound like a train and the bridge collapsing?

I wonder if next week's episodes sees the takeover of the laundrette start some work on the building and accidentally cause some damage.

[Firewire]

Babe's three-wheeled car topples over and causes the scaffolding to collapse?

[Marsh.]

Babe's three-wheeled car topples over and causes the scaffolding to collapse?

:joker:

[Cal.]

Stace in this gif looks like she's just happy this isn't her http://i.imgur.com/L0YJHH8.gif

[Cal.]

I swear you're allowed to customise and tailor a funeral and the church is really understanding? For a start he shouldn't have been calling her Veronica since she hated being called Veronica, the all black theme is so not Ronnie and Roxy and neither were the hymns.

[Ross.]

Why wasn't the song The Girls though

[Ross.]

I'm Stacey

http://i.imgur.com/L0YJHH8.gif

[Ross.]

Having Glenda back permanently is too good to be true

[Ross.]

Also welp at Phil giving that kid money

Not another nonce on the square

[Ashley.]

EastEnders fans think Roxy Mitchell is still alive

Bless them

[Cal.]

Why wasn't the song The Girls though

My thoughts exactly.

[Marsh.]

Screaming at them still making out R&R were Ibiza girls yet the majority of their off screen friends who attended the funeral were middle aged checkout girls.

[Cal.]

Their Ibiza days were 10+ years ago so it's very likely the party girls grew up toohttp://i.imgur.com/dPHB0g9.gif

[Daniel-X]

Cal updated me on the episode cos I was out last night and I refuse to watch a French & Saunders sketch of a funeral.
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[Ashley.]

Aunt Sal?

http://i.imgur.com/1f0TUbG.gif

[Marsh.]

Their Ibiza days were 10+ years ago so it's very likely the party girls grew up toohttp://i.imgur.com/dPHB0g9.gif
Ronnie wouldn't be caught dead partying with the fat slobs in the background.

[Marsh.]

Aunt Sal?

http://i.imgur.com/1f0TUbG.gif
I love Kat's return from redwater.

[Rob!]

Just catching up. Christ this is dull.

Can Mick just chuck Aunt Babe out already? If the reason she gets kicked out is because of a bit of **** stirring with Whitney and Lee after everything else she's done it's ridiculous

[Rob!]

Aunt Sal :love:

[Rob!]

All these Charlie mentions :suspect:

[Rob!]

Bye the coffins look like they're made out of pinewood. I'm surprised SOC didn't have them buried in plastic

[Rob!]

Donna's new hair :love:

[Rob!]

Not Ricky in his beavers outfit

[Rob!]

CRYING at everyone raving what the **** :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

[Rob!]

Oh ****ing bye they didn't even show Roxie being put in the ground

[Rob!]

Oh please can Jack die in this bus crash for the love of god

[Rob!]

That was an abrupt duff duff

[Rob!]

Oh there's a part two....slay?

[Rob!]

Louise :joker:

[Cal.]

Just catching up. Christ this is dull.

Can Mick just chuck Aunt Babe out already? If the reason she gets kicked out is because of a bit of **** stirring with Whitney and Lee after everything else she's done it's ridiculous

Aunt Sal :love:

All these Charlie mentions :suspect:

Bye the coffins look like they're made out of pinewood. I'm surprised SOC didn't have them buried in plastic

Donna's new hair :love:

Not Ricky in his beavers outfit

CRYING at everyone raving what the **** :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

Oh ****ing bye they didn't even show Roxie being put in the ground

Oh please can Jack die in this bus crash for the love of god

That was an abrupt duff duff

Oh there's a part two....slay?

Louise :joker:

Well aren't you TiBB's very own little BBC iPlayerhttp://i.imgur.com/ljCsc8G.gif

[Rob!]

Well if somebody was here to talk to http://i.imgur.com/ljCsc8G.gif

[Rob!]

That scene with Danny and Jack was AWFUL

[Cal.]

We all watched it last night when it actually aired, luvie. http://i.imgur.com/ljCsc8G.gif

[Rob!]

Ew what is this kid

[Rob!]

Oh can this R&R stuff end now, it's just absolutely painful.

[Marsh.]

Oh ****ing bye they didn't even show Roxie being put in the ground
Roxy lives.

[Marsh.]

I thought Peggy's exit was awful but this takes the piss.

[Rob!]

Omg Tony's son is an awful actor

[Rob!]

He better not become a regular

[Rob!]

Glenda moving to the square?? :amazed: :amazed: :amazed:

[Rob!]

Kim's attitude makes no sense whatsoever.

[Marsh.]

Oh shut up Rob.

SHUT UP SHUT UP

[Cal.]

Glenda moving to the square?? :amazed: :amazed: :amazed:

She'll probably die next week!

[Marsh.]

If he kills Matthew to spite Ronnie I swear to Pauline fowler :rant:

[Cal.]

Interviewer: So whatever happened to little Matthew and Amy Mitchell?

SOC: Sorry I don't know of any children on my show that go by those names. Perhaps you're mistaken and you mean Penny and Poppy Fowler, Martin and Stacy Fowler's new twin girls?

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[Rob!]

http://i.imgur.com/L0YJHH8.gif

This was genuinely ridiculous

[Ashley.]

The relationship between Mick and Whitney makes me feel extremely uncomfortable

[Ashley.]

Also I love how Mick knows Lee has depression yet is doing absolutely nothing to help him, contrasting the last time Lee was diagnosed where Mick did everything in his power to make sure he was alright

[Firewire]

Linda really is missed

[Rob!]

Also I love how Mick knows Lee has depression yet is doing absolutely nothing to help him, contrasting the last time Lee was diagnosed where Mick did everything in his power to make sure he was alright

Pull yourself together is the most helpful thing you can say to somebody with depression, how did you not know that Ashley?

[Firewire]

Don't let me turf ya out!

[Ashley.]

The thing is it just feels completely out of character. You'd think Mick would pull HIMSELF together and actually acknowledge his son despite his mistakes given that Glenda has just lost her two daughters.

The same goes for Kim, disowning Denise for wanting the best for her child. Have your own bloody baby, then.

[Marsh.]

Roxy should've gone in first, that's how they died after all.

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I love DS.

[Marsh.]

http://i.imgur.com/L0YJHH8.gif

This was genuinely ridiculous

Even more so considering although Ibiza played a part in their introduction to the show, Ronnie was hardly ever the life and soul of the party in the 10 years she was on the show. :laugh:

[Cal.]

They didn't die they're in Ibiza

[Ross.]

So are we perched for this week

[Firewire]

Lowkey yes

But it's obvious a Carter is gonna die

[Firewire]

I just hope it's the right one and not Whit or Shirl

[Ross.]

Here for them losing the Vic

[Will.]

I don't like what there doing to Whitney.

Like she's really out of character recently.

[Firewire]

Here for them losing the Vic

Would scream if Sharon bought it

[Will.]

Here for them losing the Vic

Oh yes, this needs to happen.

The Carters are over and boring now.

[Will.]

Here for Babe perching a bop on the upper deck of the bus and suddenly being thrown through the windscreen when the bus crashes.

Hopefully she lands on Shakil and squashes him to death.

[Ross.]

Would scream if Sharon bought it

Here for it she's amazing behind the bar

I wouldn't want the Mitchell's back in there now though

[Will.]

Here for Kim and Vincent buying it.

And Shaz having the Albert.

[Will.]

Pics of the bus
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/2676495/eastenders-the-aftermath-of-eastenders-disaster-week-revealed-as-pictures-of-a-mangled-double-decker-bus-come-to-light/#

Soz it's the sun but no other links

[Firewire]

Well copy and paste the pics you vicious cow

[Ross.]

I am disgusted at a S*n link in here

[Will.]

You cant copy and paste pics from the sun.

[Will.]

ooop you can

[Firewire]

If you say it three times LT appears

*runs*

[Will.]

Here you go:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/nintchdbpict000296211792.jpg?strip=all&w=960

[Firewire]

NOT Barking

[Ross.]

If you say it three times LT appears

*runs*

:joker:

[Will.]

Does SOC like the Carters?

[Firewire]

Does SOC like the Carters?

I think he likes Linda

[Firewire]

I mean who wouldn't?

[Ashley.]

Is that a BT advert on t'bus

[Ross.]

I'm sick of Mick

[Firewire]

I'm sick of Mick

So am I *bangs fist*

[Ross.]

So am I *bangs fist*

He's disgusting

http://i.imgur.com/PF6u9AK.gif

[Will.]

Someone has said that Lee and Babe are leaving next week? It was in the comments.

[Ross.]

Has Ian even said anything about how his house was trashed by Shaz and Michelle

[Ashley.]

We need to get Rob on the EastEnders team so that he can propose storylines that would result in Mick's death

http://i.imgur.com/jdrcCea.gif

[Will.]

If Lee and Babe leave next week then there's really no point in the Carters staying in the vic with just Mick and Johnny.

[Ashley.]

Linda to come back Nicola from Emmerdale style when she finds out Mick's sold the Queen Vic? :love:

[Firewire]

We need to get Rob on the EastEnders team so that he can propose storylines that would result in Mick's death

http://i.imgur.com/jdrcCea.gif

I want him hung, drawn and quartered

[Firewire]

If Sharon does buy the Vic with Michelle, I'm assuming she'll allow the Carters to stay there. Sharon will just work behind the bar again, which I'm so here for.

There isn't really anyone else she could particularly hire to work there anyway.

[Firewire]

Plus Babe is leaving so she'll be needed

[Firewire]

Linda to come back Nicola from Emmerdale style when she finds out Mick's sold the Queen Vic? :love:

http://i.imgur.com/RPYJDiK.gif

Linda is Sharon and Shirley is Mick

[Denver]

The Queen Vic is fine as it is

[Ashley.]

It really isn't

[Denver]

Stabilty is needed no need to keep changing owners

[Denver]

Plus Sharon cant afford it and Phil wont buy it

[Ross.]

The Queen Vic is fine as it is

DON'T YOU START

[Denver]

Plus Shirley owns half of it so Mick can only sell his half

[Firewire]

Plus Sharon cant afford it and Phil wont buy it

She'll sell her Albert share to Vincent

[Firewire]

Plus Shirley owns half of it so Mick can only sell his half

I don't think she does? she's a named landlady though

[Denver]

She'll sell her Albert share to Vincent

Didnt Mick pay like 800k? i doubt half of the Albert is worth that

[Ashley.]

Stabilty is needed no need to keep changing owners

We've had the same owners for three years

[Denver]

I don't think she does? she's a named landlady though

I remember them using her money she got off her Stan

[Firewire]

She owns 20% I just checked

[Denver]

We've had the same owners for three years

They have had 4 owners in 6 and a bit years

[Firewire]

So?

[Denver]

It would work only if Janine came back and brought it

[Ashley.]

They have had 4 owners in 6 and a bit years

So?

[Denver]

Otherwise dont bother

[Denver]

So?

Just not realistic

[Ross.]

Adam STOP while you're ahead

[Denver]

Unless the brewery brought it then made Tracey land lady

[Will.]

They have had 4 owners in 6 and a bit years

Yeah but the Carters have been in there for nearly 4 years now, and I would expect the next owners to be there for at least 2 years.

[Will.]

The Mitchell's moving back into it would be the best choice I think.

Sharon behind the bar. :flutter:

[Ashley.]

Just not realistic

What's unrealistic is the fact that the Carters are in debt yet they still seem to be managing the Queen Vic pretty fine.

Surely selling the pub would be the best solution for them?

[Denver]

The only person able to afford it is Janine

[Ross.]

The Mitchell's would be lifeless behind the bar without R&R!