30-Something

[Red Moon]

It's all Lindas fault as always..... that girl needs dealing with!

[Sunny_01]

She does indeed - I know how innocent you really are Red!!!! :angel:

[Red Moon]

Butter wouldn't melt in my mouth/ I'm as innocent as the babe unborn.

That's me :thumbs:

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Butter wouldn't melt in my mouth/ I'm as innocent as the babe unborn.

That's me :thumbs:

*spits out tea*

that babe unborn must be pretty corrupt then

[Red Moon]

Well I didn't say whose baby it was did I.

[~Kizwiz~]

Anything your not telling us moonie???? Got a girl on the side knocked up????

[Red Moon]

My lips are sealed...... alll will be revealed in good time.

[~Kizwiz~]

I shall await with baited breath then

[Red Moon]

Good Girl

[Dr43%er]

I see Mr Moon is feeling masterful!!! This could be interesting.

Morning all by the way.

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Good Girl

You know not to call me that on here.... and you know what it does to me :whistle:

[Red Moon]

May be that is why I did it :wink:

[~Kizwiz~]

Tease! Thats not fair.... especially when you know I cant do anything about it :blush2:

[~Kizwiz~]

Oh and Morning Dr ..... sorry but got to dash....... catch you later..... coming Red????

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by Dr43%er
I see Mr Moon is feeling masterful!!! This could be interesting.

Good morning!

I'm always masterful.

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by kizwiz
Oh and Morning Dr ..... sorry but got to dash....... catch you later..... coming Red????

In a minute....... :wink:

See you later!

[Sunny_01]

Oh goodness that naughty Kiz came along and corrupted Mr Moon *sighs* oh well another angel in waiting off the list of people for me to corrupt :devil:

[GiRTh]

You mucky lot. Kiz and moony should be ashamed. There are children watching.:wink:

[Dr43%er]

Talking of the children,

Here is today's word to ask your parents about:



Priapism

Lesson over.

[Ella]

Hello everyone! How are you dirty swinebags today??

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!:hello::hello::hello:

[Dr43%er]

Happy birthday Ella. What did you get then?

[~Kizwiz~]

Happy Birthday Elz xxxxxxxxx

xxx Smoooooch xxx

[GiRTh]

Happy birthday Ella.:kiss:

[Sunny_01]

Happy Birthday Ella

:hello::hello::hello::hug:

[Red Moon]

Happy Birthday Elz.... have a good one

And don't anything I wouldn't do.

[Dr43%er]

That gives you free reign then. :wink:

[Ella]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Happy Birthday Elz.... have a good one

And don't anything I wouldn't do.

LOL! That means..do everything and anything!

Thanks Guys!

I got the usual clothes, shoes, make up, money ohh and the best thing! My Fall Out Boy tickets!!! :love::hello:

[Mrluvaluva]

Happy Birthday Ella! :flowers:

[Ella]

Aww thanks Baz! I'll have a drink for every member of the forum this weekend!

[Mrluvaluva]

You'll get alcohol poisoning! lol. Erm, and you are being a it cheeky hanging out in the under 18 forum aren't you lady? eh? Oh, and DR, there was no need for that last comment on that thread was there?

[Ella]

Lol well I want to see what young uns' talk about these days :bigsmile:

[Mrluvaluva]

Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie etc etc etc

[Ella]

They talk about twigs! Thats awesome!

[Mrluvaluva]

Twigs?

[Ella]

Yep..Paris and Nicole are twigs! But I guess they aren't THAT skinny

[Mrluvaluva]

Oh, I get you now. Now which would you rather have? Under 18's conversation, or 30+ conversation? Time to decide. You can't have your cake and eat it you know. Well, you can today. CAUSE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!:cheer2::cheer2::cheer::cheer2::che er2::cheer::banana::banana::banana::colour::colour ::colour:

[Ella]

YAAAAAAAY! LOL! I love cake!

Umm ok well this thread seems to be more lively so i'll stick to this one! Plus I cant keep away from you Baz :tongue:

[Mrluvaluva]

Nice one. :thumbs: So what are your plans for the weekend?

[Ella]

Well this weekend consists of Alcohol, Men in tight jeans and more alcohol...And then a hangover thats about it!

How about yours?

[Mrluvaluva]

Alcohol......Alcohol.......Food.........Alcohol... ....More alcohol...............More alcohol...............Food.........:sleep::sleep:: sleep::sleep:

[Ella]

Originally posted by BAZG
Alcohol......Alcohol.......Food.........Alcohol... ....More alcohol...............More alcohol...............Food.........:sleep::sleep:: sleep::sleep:

Sounds like the perfect weekend! I need to add food to mine!

And some more men in tight jeans...and bushy hair..and then some shots, and some more shots and some dancing woooo! get in!

[Mrluvaluva]

Dancing is good. What's with the bushy hair?

[Dr43%er]

Sorry Baz. was meant as a light hearted jest.

:flowers:

[Mrluvaluva]

I know it was. Anyway, where the hell has everyone been in my abscence? We are never gonna get The Kinky Club set up at this rate!

[Dr43%er]

Well it's been removed so it saves me having to do it.

I will start on the club soon.

Honest.

Got to shoot,

See you all soon.

[Mrluvaluva]

OK. Later.

[lily.]

FFS.. this place has gone to the dogs.. :bored:

[GiRTh]

How so?

[lily.]

Last post: 22-3-2007 at 07:58 PM

My post: 23-3-2007 at 01:12 PM

It's just too quiet.. it was constant for the first 48 hrs, and now it's died.. :sad:

[GiRTh]

There was a very good discussion about the kinky club.

[lily.]

Yeah, and some new words for the youngsters to google, although one of them was a bit um.. how to put it.. "rank".. I hope they didn't look it up!

[Mrluvaluva]

Word up biiiitch! Well, if you want to go on the missing persons list for 48 hours Linda, what do you expect? Where you been den?????

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Linda
Yeah, and some new words for the youngsters to google, although one of them was a bit um.. how to put it.. "rank".. I hope they didn't look it up!


You mean the one about jazz? lol

[lily.]

I've been sick Baz.. so u noticed i was AWOL? nice to be missed..

Oh, and kudos on the B&Q joke.. it made me laugh.. :thumbs:

[Mrluvaluva]

Ahhh. Hope you are feeling better, you have been missed.

[lily.]

Nice to be missed.. but no.. not feelin much bettah.. i had to get off the couch to pay some bills online, otherwise I would still be AWOL...

I'm doped up though, so s'all good baby!

[Mrluvaluva]

Well I hope you're better soon! You gotta get back on here. You haven't really missed much to be honest. Are you accepting the DR's offer of 10p and a box of after eights to appear in his movie?

[lily.]

Amma hungry.

[Mrluvaluva]

You better accept the docs proposal then! lol

[lily.]

10p and a box of after eights.. ? hmms.. that rather depends on who muh co-star is guna be?

[Mrluvaluva]

nodis

[GiRTh]

LOL

[lily.]

um... that would be a "negative" then.

[Mrluvaluva]

Awww. And I thought you'd be game for anything?

[lily.]

There are limits Baz..

Like muh avvy btw?

[Mrluvaluva]

Ooh. I han't noticed it. Very funny! And not wanting to participate with nodis is discrimination against him. NODIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lily.]

I have to change it before the mods do.. LoL..

And, I don't give a flying fluck if I discriminate against Nodis.. If I'm to participate in an adult movie then muh co-star can't bore me to flucking sleep can he? That wont be much good! :wink:

[Mrluvaluva]

He would only fantasize of someone else when he was with you anyway. Ooh Jade. Ooh Jade. Yeah baby!

[GiRTh]

What avvy are you on about.

Linda I've just read your post in the serious debate forum. You DO have a heart.:kiss:

[lily.]

I had to remove the avvy.. and of course I have a heart.. ya d!ckwad!

here's the offending article..

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e125/mzlc/assv.jpg

[GiRTh]

I like it.

[Mrluvaluva]

Attack of the killer school kids has started! Arrrggghhhh! I sneaked a peak in their "under 18's" thread yesterday, and they are feeling left out on our 30+ thread. Ahhhhh!

[lily.]

It's only 2.30pm.. shooooooooooooosh.. ha ha.. it's still quiet here.

[Mrluvaluva]

Soph's on already.

[GiRTh]

Soph is on at very odd times.

[lily.]

How did u know they were upset about this thread?

[Mrluvaluva]

Quote by Icemaiden

"Yeah good thing you did too, was beginning to feel left out of the 30+ conversations! "

[lily.]

Oh.. well..

I'm half asleep here today.. hence the length of time it takes me to respond ... LoL

[Mrluvaluva]

I'm having a sparring session with nodis. Are you watching?

[lily.]

Nope... sorry Baz.. I'm not compos mentis enough today. But, I will catch up (unless they delete it) at a later date..

Meanwhile.. sleep beckons...

Lata.. x

[Mrluvaluva]

Hope you feel better soon. x

[Dr43%er]

So who wants the breaking news on Kinky Club???????

[louise100]

kinky club! :blush2:

[Mrluvaluva]

Here Doc! Are you over 30 Louise?

[louise100]

i'm 29!!

[Mrluvaluva]

Are you kinky?

[louise100]

I have my moment's i suppose! why are you?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by louise100
I have my moment's i suppose! why are you?


We all are here. If you're kinky, you're in. News Doc please!

[louise100]

cheer's thanx hunny!! :cheer:

[Dr43%er]

What do you reckon baz? She in?

Kinky Club MySpace is now up and running. Let me know if you want to join and I will u2u a link.

[Dr43%er]

Looks like you have found your level Lou :wink:

[louise100]

I really don't know what you mean :blush2: You know I am a married woman!!

[Mrluvaluva]

Plenty of married women on her Lou. If you want in, you can. Send me link then Doc!

[louise100]

Do you get a badge or certificate for joining? :thumbs2:

[Sophii3x]

Helooo just thought i'd sneak in! :spin2:

[Mrluvaluva]

You get to join kinky club on myspace. Otherwise, you can just chat here if you want.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Helooo just thought i'd sneak in! :spin2:


Ahhh! What are you doing here Soph? Popped in for a coffee? lol

[Sophii3x]

I'm 15! I ain't joining no kinky club!!

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Helooo just thought i'd sneak in! :spin2:


Ahhh! What are you doing here Soph? Popped in for a coffee? lol

I got lost!:hugesmile:

[Mrluvaluva]

That was directed at Louise. You should not be here. :nono:

[Sophii3x]

Boo you *skips off*

[Mrluvaluva]

Where is my u2u link Doc? Hurry up!

[Dr43%er]

I'm 15! I ain't joining no kinky club!!


You are not allowed to. 18+ only. Sorry, nothing personal. I just don't want to end up in prison.

Baz, Are you going to play the game and make a tit of your self like i have for this?

[Mrluvaluva]

What??

[Dr43%er]

Well, you know how on kinky club logo thats me. Well I have had to put some more pics up to get it going. You game?

[Mrluvaluva]

I am still waiting for my u2u link.

[~Kizwiz~]

Dare I even ask for this myspace addy :shocked:

I am innocent you know :angel:

[Dr43%er]

Still waiting for you to say you are game for a laugh.

[Mrluvaluva]

"I am game for a laugh"

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by kizwiz
Dare I even ask for this myspace addy :shocked:

I am innocent you know :angel:


:laugh3:

[Sophii3x]

Mwahaha I'm back!
Iv'e read through this thread.. and us 'young-uns' don't JUST talk about Paris and Nicole! And also I'm not on at wierd times! Sometimes I'm on a school times because there are computers in school you know! :bigsmile:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Mwahaha I'm back!
Iv'e read through this thread.. and us 'young-uns' don't JUST talk about Paris and Nicole! And also I'm not on at wierd times! Sometimes I'm on a school times because there are computers in school you know! :bigsmile:


Notice we refer to you as "young uns". Who said you were on at weird times? I just commented that you were on here early today. And stop noseying young lady!:nono:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Mwahaha I'm back!
Iv'e read through this thread.. and us 'young-uns' don't JUST talk about Paris and Nicole! And also I'm not on at wierd times! Sometimes I'm on a school times because there are computers in school you know! :bigsmile:


Notice we refer to you as "young uns". Who said you were on at weird times? I just commented that you were on here early today. And stop noseying young lady!:nono:
VV
Originally posted by Ella
Lol well I want to see what young uns' talk about these days :bigsmile:

GiRTh said about the wierd times!! You noseyed on our thread!:nono:

[Dr43%er]

Dare I even ask for this myspace addy


don't tell me I took a new pic for the background for nothing :whistle:

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Dr43%er

Dare I even ask for this myspace addy


don't tell me I took a new pic for the background for nothing :whistle:

Giz a look then :tongue:

[Dr43%er]

You game?

[Mrluvaluva]

What do I do now?

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Dr43%er
You game?

define game :whistle:

[Mrluvaluva]

I don't know what I am supposed to be doing?

[~Kizwiz~]

go the addy that Dr gave you????

[Bells]

Should be allowed for 16+ really... :whistle:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by kizwiz
go the addy that Dr gave you????


Yeah, but it asks for the docs last name or e-mail address before you can add him as a friend. I have asked him what this is, but he has just ignored my u2u's, so what's the point? I give up.

[~Kizwiz~]

:puzzled:

I have no idea then.... sorry

[Mrluvaluva]

Have you tried it Kiz?

[~Kizwiz~]

I dont have the addy honey..... I didnt say I was game so I didnt get it

[Dr43%er]

Give me a chance. I am at work. What's it asking for?

Re the age thing. You could lie.

[Mrluvaluva]

I explained on the U2U I sent you. It asks for your last name or e-mail address before we can request you to add us as a friend.

[Dr43%er]

You have mail.

[Mrluvaluva]

Done. So what now?

[Dr43%er]

Look on your space and you will have a new friend. Clicky clicky.

[Mrluvaluva]

OK Got it. Erm, I think I will look when everyone has gone home as I am at work and it just popped up on screen. I quickly closed it. After 5.30.

Kiz - say you are game and join!

[Dr43%er]

LOL

[Dr43%er]

Kiz, lou, you have u2u.

[Mrluvaluva]

what about Girth & Linda?

[Dr43%er]

Well they have to ask.

[Mrluvaluva]

I'm on!

[Dr43%er]

You just need to jaz your space up now. Get used to it then then pimp it.

[Dr43%er]

Nice gimp mask.

[Mrluvaluva]

How do you get the song to start automatically on your page? I cannot remember?

[Dr43%er]

from your home.

Account setting.

Music settings.

Un-tag the 2 boxes.

Save settings.

I think.

[Mrluvaluva]

Cool. Got it.

[GiRTh]

What are you two on about. I registered but still can't get on.

[Mrluvaluva]

Doc. Have you added Girth? I am gonna have to work on my site. Oh actually, I don't need to do I as I am gonna post on the kinky club. Give me some tips doc on what to do?!

[Dr43%er]

Have I sent you the site and my addy yet?

[Mrluvaluva]

Erm, I'm off. I will update later tonight.

[Dr43%er]

I'm off to.

tomorrow.

[Mrluvaluva]

ok

[nodisharmony]

Originally posted by BAZG
Doc. Have you added Girth? I am going to have to work on my site. Oh actually, I don't need to do I as I am going to post on the kinky club. Give me some tips doc on what to do?!


How friendly this all sounds?

[lily.]

Hey Baz.. any plans for the weekend then? I'm just about to make a pizza... mama ain't cookin tonite!! LoL

[Mrluvaluva]

Having a lazy day today. Been to Asda funnily enough too! Got loads of pre-made food too as I cannot be arzed today either. Not going out tonight. Just cracked open the wine. mmmmmm Nottage Hill chardonnay. mmmmmmm

[lily.]

haha.. I never seen u at Asda.. funny that.. :rolleyes:

Anyhooo.. I'm off to feed the family.. lata mate.. x

[Mrluvaluva]

I saw you but didn't let on. Are you on later then?

[lily.]

highly likely..

[Mrluvaluva]

Evernin Linda.

[lily.]

howdy! :spin2:

[Mrluvaluva]

How was the pizza momma?

[lily.]

twas good aye...

I'm stuffed tho.. it's the most i've eaten in days cuz of this throat infection..

Probably wont have to eat now til about Wednesday..

[Mrluvaluva]

Erm. I think you should eat before then. You up to anything tonight? Pubbin'? Clubbin'? Night in front of the tv?

[~Kizwiz~]

:wavey:

[Mrluvaluva]

I can't see you Kiz. You're invisible.

[Bells]

^^^ BAZG, your photo disturbs me.

[Mrluvaluva]

They are my lovelys. What's wrong?

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by BAZG
I can't see you Kiz. You're invisible.

ohhh.... I forgot to turn it off..... oppps by bad

[Bells]

Nothing, you're lovelies just disturb me slightly.

But hey. :wink:

[lily.]

Originally posted by BAZG
Erm. I think you should eat before then. You up to anything tonight? Pubbin'? Clubbin'? Night in front of the tv?

none of the above..

dunno what to get up to tonite.. i'm in one of those troublesome moods.. :wink:

i'm changing my name again btw.. :thumbs2:

[~Kizwiz~]

what to???

[Red Moon]

If you're being troublesome we can send James round with a cane! :wink:

[~Kizwiz~]

OUCH!!!!!!

So long as it aint my ar5e I dont mind

[lily.]

Kiz.. i dunno.. i cant make up my mind

RM.. tell him to bring it.. ! LoL

[lily.]

I think i want stropz back.. lol

[Mrluvaluva]

You mised Pisshead earlier Linda. Bet you are gutted.

[lily.]

I am .. absolutely Barry!

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Linda
I think i want stropz back.. lol

YEAH!!!!!!! *does little dance*

[Mrluvaluva]

Am I missing the importance?

[~Kizwiz~]

I just like the username stropz....... its just my preference

[Mrluvaluva]

Can I change mine?

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by Linda
RM.. tell him to bring it.. ! LoL

I'll let him know he has got a date but I bet he knows already his hiding somewhere around the place.

[Mrluvaluva]

I was thinking "MrBoombastic". What do you think?

[~Kizwiz~]

LMFAO....... funny bazg..... i like it

[lily.]

I like boombastic..


so what we guna do about mine.. LoL.. I'm being troublesome with the username arent i!

[Bells]

Change it again Linda :hello:

[Red Moon]

Think we should give you a warning for it.

[lily.]

Aye, do that Red.. you know u wanna!

[Mrluvaluva]

Afternoon all.

[Siouxsie]

evening all :whistle::whistle:

[lily.]

MrLuvaLuva.. *sings*... I'm guna hear that in muh head now everytime I talk to u!

[Siouxsie]

hi little miss stroppy :xyxwave:

ages since we spoke hows things

[lily.]

Not too shabby. I was sicky through the week, but amma all bettah now.. :spin:

[Siouxsie]

gd gd hows those kidz of yours mwah !

[Mrluvaluva]

evernin all

[lily.]

The wee man is all better now Sue.. finally!!! He was off school all last week.. but he's doing good now..

Barry, someone took the uck off my "****" in my avvy...

[lily.]

Right, who's responsible? Who has my 'uck'

Red... do you have my uck?

I want my uck back. A "****" just isnt a "****" without the "uck"

[Mrluvaluva]

You better be quiet. We are on lockdown.

[Siouxsie]

what the *******k

[lily.]

lockdown where? when? who? wtf?

[lily.]

And, Barry, I can't be quiet.. it's not in my nature.. sorry.. :wink:

[Mrluvaluva]

You just got some comments deleted. I will u2u you.

[lily.]

Tell me in MSN

[Siouxsie]

er can i join in on msn lol

[lily.]

He's AWOL again.. Barry is incapable of multi-tasking! Typical man eh Sue? LoL

[lily.]

Oh.. cancel that.. he's ratarsed.. LoL

[lily.]

nodis has gone quiet. methinks he doesn't like muh humour... :rolleyes:

[Mrluvaluva]

Why not? I don't dislike the guy. He's just a bit too much in your face. I wish he would just chat in a mild mannered way about other topics besides CBB5. I think he is quite interesting.

[lily.]

Well, I've always hated the people who post one liners or smileys, and he certainly doesn't do that. (I'm assuming that nodis is a "he"). Do we know this for sure?

[Mrluvaluva]

Yeah he is. His name is Nick.

[lily.]

Oh, well, that's a whole lot easier to type than nodiswhateverthe****itallsays.

Edited by Sunny_01 - Stropz you so know swearing is NOT allowed :nono:

[Mrluvaluva]

Ha ha. He is just a lonely person I think.

[lily.]

To be honest, I'm quite baffled. Seems like they all appeared at once. As far as I have worked out, they came from the same website, on different sides of the fence... or did they? *the plot thickens*

[Mrluvaluva]

There are two members here, according to nodis, from the jadegoodyonline website, that are out to get him. I wonder what no I am on his list?

[lily.]

Are we on a sHltList Barry? How fun!! I haven't been on one of those for ages.. oh.. wait... no.. I have actually. I'm always on someone's.

[Mrluvaluva]

I think so. You have only recently been added though.

[lily.]

Damn.. it's all your fault. He liked me before he realised what me and you had going on!.. :nono:

[lily.]

Here's something interesting... maybe they aren't enemies after all.....

[Mrluvaluva]

Shush!

[lily.]

Anyway, on that note of consipiracy, I shall be heading off...

Lata.. x

[Mrluvaluva]

noconspiracy

[Mrluvaluva]

See you 2moz Lindy!

[Diablo]

i'm not 30 something yet... am i still allowed in here?? (i'm 27 so not too far away.. )

[Diablo]

Originally posted by Stropz
Here's something interesting... maybe they aren't enemies after all.....


stropz.. tibbs resident spy.. lol :wavey:

[Siouxsie]

hi diabs chuck how long now for tying the big knot

[Mrluvaluva]

Hey!

[Siouxsie]

hi there mr luva

[Mrluvaluva]

How you doing Sioux?

[Diablo]

Originally posted by Siouxsie
hi diabs chuck how long now for tying the big knot

still planned for next June, but there's a chance the date might me moved to a later date..... :rolleyes:

[Siouxsie]

fine ta i am feeling wide awake

[Mrluvaluva]

You're al ate night person are you Sioux?

[Siouxsie]

sometimes
but i will be tired in the mornin

maybe somet to do with he clocks :conf2:

[Mrluvaluva]

we had an hour less in bed

[Siouxsie]

i slept most of the day

[Mrluvaluva]

How come?

[Diablo]

lazynoes..! I got up at ten past 8 this morning and then realised it was actually ten past 9..

[Siouxsie]

i was at an engagement party saturday and was quite intoxicated

[Mrluvaluva]

drunk again!

[Siouxsie]

yep :rolleyes:

[Siouxsie]

i aint got yahoo :bawling:

[Diablo]

i got a msn address but i cant work the msn thing and when i log in it doesn;t recognise my password.. i'm gonna have to start over again. lol

[Mrluvaluva]

I only got yahoo

[Diablo]

i've got yahoo.. everyone else has msn.. i dont use that chat thing anyway.

[Siouxsie]

im a msn maniac

[Mrluvaluva]

Too much is not good for you!

[Siouxsie]

it sure is good for you

[Siouxsie]

mmmmmmmmm i need to say bye bye now diablo and mr luva :hug:

[Diablo]

i'll be going soon too.. i'm feeling cold and the bed will be nice and warm..

[Siouxsie]

yes neil my better half has just gone to bed i will be joining him when i have finished my voddie :lovedup::wavey:

[Mrluvaluva]

I love vodka. It makes things seem much clearer.

[lily.]

So, I'm here... :cheer:

[Mrluvaluva]

Mornin'

[Dr43%er]

And me.

[lily.]

So, what we guna discuss today then? Climate Change? Or something less important..

[Mrluvaluva]

I cant be arzed