TiBB Eurovision Song Contest: Minsk 2018 [The winner is... Kirk!]

[Denver]

I didn't reveal my song?

[Nicky91]

I didn't reveal my song?

so Riley confirming he peeked at the tibb eurovision wikia page

[kirklancaster]

we bumped it a lot, you had loads of time to work on your latvian entry :notimpressed:

Nicky, you really need to stop lecturing people. You don't know how busy someone else is or what other things might demand their attention. Chill - it's only a game.

[Nicky91]

Nicky, you really need to stop lecturing people. You don't know how busy someone else is or what other things might demand their attention. Chill - it's only a game.

i know, and i hope Lucas, T*, Lilbro can now send their entries in last minute

[Wizard.]

so Riley confirming he peeked at the tibb eurovision wikia page

Of course I did

[Morgan.]

Just a note with the wiki and the UK entry - I think Billie Piper is the singer not the song :joker:

[Josiah.]

Okay then.

Morgan, if it's in quotation marks; it's the song.

[Wizard.]

Just a note with the wiki and the UK entry - I think Billie Piper is the singer not the song :joker:

No it’s the song

[Morgan.]

No it’s the song

Oh sorry :joker:

[Nicky91]

the czech delegation has arrived

http://img.karaoketexty.cz/img/artists/29802/marta-jandova-134483.jpg

our singer Marta Jandova (who represented the czechs in real eurovision, in 2015

https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/1/590x/secondary/Sacha-Skarbek-379727.jpg

our songwriter Sacha Skarbek, who also composed Engelbert Humperdinck's entry in 2012

https://www.telegraaf.nl/images/535x301/filters:format(jpeg):quality(50)/cdn-kiosk-api.telegraaf.nl/827cc3bc-d8ff-11e7-a5e2-47be7fa3371e.jpg

and our investor/spokesperson Maan De Steenwinkel, dutch singer

[Jamie89]

I am submitting, sorry I'm so late Josiah! It won't be very exciting, or good... or even a song lol, but it's something at least. I'll send it to you now.

Good luck for tonight everyone!

[Nicky91]

I am submitting, sorry I'm so late Josiah! It won't be very exciting, or good... or even a song lol, but it's something at least. I'll send it to you now.

Good luck for tonight everyone!

:hug: :love:

the same to you sweetie

[MB.]

I may not be around for all of tonight, but I'll make sure to pop in and offer my blunt criticism and Belarus-themed sexual innuendos wherever possible x

[Cherie]

The wiki page is so impressive Josiah, good luck for tonight everyone

[RileyH]

Good luck everyone :love:

Sorry I never sent anything Josiah I had no ideas

[Amy Jade]

Get ready for Coco LaRue

[kirklancaster]

The wiki page is so impressive Josiah, good luck for tonight everyone

Thank you, Cherie.

[kirklancaster]

Good luck everyone :love:

Sorry I never sent anything Josiah I had no ideas

Thank you, RileyH. (I have tons of ideas - I wish you had let me know. )

[Cherie]

Good luck everyone :love:

Sorry I never sent anything Josiah I had no ideas

:oh:

[kirklancaster]

I am submitting, sorry I'm so late Josiah! It won't be very exciting, or good... or even a song lol, but it's something at least. I'll send it to you now.

Good luck for tonight everyone!

Thank you, Jamie. I'm going to need it. :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

I hope you all bomb so I win :smug:

No but gl everyone, it's always loads of fun if you come first or last x

[Black Dagger]

I may have hit TIBB rock bottom.

[Wizard.]

I may have hit TIBB rock bottom.

Art imitating life?

[Black Dagger]

Art imitating life?

Oh wow you vile little boy

[RileyH]

Thank you, RileyH. (I have tons of ideas - I wish you had let me know. )

I wish I had let you know too

:oh:

https://m.popkey.co/ef67c2/z04R_f-maxage-0_s-200x150.gif

[Nicky91]

I wish I had let you know too



https://m.popkey.co/ef67c2/z04R_f-maxage-0_s-200x150.gif

i gave you an song idea ;)

[RileyH]

i gave you an song idea ;)

And I thought about it

http://i.imgur.com/QoZxCcR.gif

[LukeB]

I hope you all bomb so I win :smug:

No but gl everyone, it's always loads of fun if you come first or last x


This is true, it would be nice to win but i don't really mind where i come, it's a fun event just like Most Loved and TIBB Awards :love:

[Nicky91]

And I thought about it

http://i.imgur.com/QoZxCcR.gif

yeah :oh:


you could've a funny bop, a true shame :(

[Black Dagger]

Nobody gives a **** about Georgina so I doubt it.

[Nicky91]

Nobody gives a **** about Georgina so I doubt it.

:joker:

[Nicky91]

enjoy it my friends, i will read all of it back tomorrow and then i will vote

[Josiah.]

Only 2 hours left!

[Nicky91]

you and me are the only ones using different languages than english Josiah :flutter:

[Josiah.]

I know Nicky.

[kirklancaster]

you and me are the only ones using different languages than english Josiah :flutter:

Not true - the 6th verse of my incredibly passionate love song is written in Swahili.

Well, to be exact is the sounds uttered by a female as she is having an orgasm but it sounds like Swahili.

Or doesn't that count?

[Denver]

How does Nicky know everyone's song?

[Morgan.]

How does Nicky know everyone's song?

The wiki page

[Cherie]

How does Nicky know everyone's song?

Opening post wiki page

[kirklancaster]

Opening post wiki page

Sly old Nicky
Having a quickie
Peek at Wikki

[Josiah.]

1 hour and then showtime!

[TwentyOneThrones]

I'm back on TiBB in time for this lol hi

[RileyH]

I'm back on TiBB in time for this lol hi

Right and while you're here what's the tea w/ Morgan

[Amy Jade]

Right and while you're here what's the tea w/ Morgan

Lovers tiff?

Best clarify this is a joke before somebody kicks off

[TwentyOneThrones]

Right and while you're here what's the tea w/ Morgan

...huh?

The tea with Morgan? He's a friend of mine and he goes my college :shrug:

[RileyH]

...huh?

The tea with Morgan? He's a friend of mine and he goes my college :shrug:

He said you're not speaking anymore

[RileyH]

Lovers tiff?

Best clarify this is a joke before somebody kicks off

:laugh:

[TwentyOneThrones]

He said you're not speaking anymore

Oh?

[RileyH]

Oh?

Why are you not speaking anymore

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oKIPc8HFB2ef5Uv1m/giphy.gif

[LukeB]

RileyH with his spoon

[TwentyOneThrones]

Why are you not speaking anymore

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oKIPc8HFB2ef5Uv1m/giphy.gif

We do speak tho so this is confusing me :joker:

[RileyH]

We do speak tho so this is confusing me :joker:

So Morgan's been lying? :eek:

[TwentyOneThrones]

I mean we haven't rlly spoke this half term if that what he means but besides that...idk what he could have meant by that...idk

[RileyH]

RileyH with his spoon

https://78.media.tumblr.com/31dfc3974451d92b56bf74d0d8d447ea/tumblr_ncwh6na3X41sq7sjjo1_250.gif

[RileyH]

I mean we haven't rlly spoke this half term if that what he means but besides that...idk what he could have meant by that...idk

Have you tried getting in touch with ha?

[Josiah.]

I desperately advise that you all watch the videos that get posted, because you won't understand what in the heck I'm going to say and/or what antics Rudolph & Augustine might get into.

[montblanc]

We do speak tho so this is confusing me :joker:

mess

[Josiah.]

25 minutes...

[kirklancaster]

25 minutes...

I'm looking forward to this Josiah. The highlight of the TIBB year for me.

[Josiah.]

And in addition to our traditional award, the winner will also receive this wonderful trophy!
https://i.imgur.com/6Qeo4mP.png

[Jamie89]

I'm looking forward to this Josiah. The highlight of the TIBB year for me.

Same here

Good luck Josiah, I'm excited to see what you've done with it

[Josiah.]

10 Minutes...

[kirklancaster]

Same here

Good luck Josiah, I'm excited to see what you've done with it

Have you submitted an entry, Jamie?

[Denver]

Can not wait for Beirut 2019

[Josiah.]

Jamie did submit a song.

[Wizard.]

And in addition to our traditional award, the winner will also receive this wonderful trophy!
https://i.imgur.com/6Qeo4mP.png

Beautiful :flutter: good luck everyone :love: I will understand if you don’t vote for the U.K... don’t want no stabbings at next years event

[Barry.]

When are judges needed?

[Josiah.]

Judges are needed when the voting details have been posted.

[Amy Jade]

And in addition to our traditional award, the winner will also receive this wonderful trophy!
https://i.imgur.com/6Qeo4mP.png

Can't wait to masterbate with it! :flutter:

[kirklancaster]

Jamie did submit a song.

Thanks, Josiah.

[kirklancaster]

Can't wait to masterbate with it! :flutter:

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: Here's hoping you win then A.J. :laugh:

[Josiah.]

aOJyZAmf7CI

[montblanc]

Can't wait to masterbate with it! :flutter:

yass :love::love:

[Jamie89]

Have you submitted an entry, Jamie?

Yes very last minute. I'm actually wishing I hadn't now (or had written something else) but oh well :laugh:

[Wizard.]

Can't wait to masterbate with it! :flutter:

Too small for your bucket

[RileyH]

Too small for your bucket

:joker::joker::joker:

[Josiah.]

7H2RayX390g

[montblanc]

oop nicky snapped already
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PeskyJealousGalapagospenguin-max-1mb.gif

[Josiah.]

https://i.imgur.com/BZ05cIJ.png
https://i.imgur.com/Nztc5nH.png

In an alternate universe, following the fallout of BB6, Craig Coates managed to scramble together the musical talent and artistic vision to answer his critics. Tackling accusations that he was creepy and inappropriate towards fellow-housemate and eventual winner Anthony Hutton, the hairdresser hit the top of the album charts with 'The Sort-of Fame' and had a minor hit, with..

Craig Coates - I Do It In a Joking Way

To the tune of:
mVEG793G3N4

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/makosi.png Cherry Cherry Tango! https://i.imgur.com/AsEJhaV.png
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/craig.png Craig Coates. https://i.imgur.com/VvbEtZJ.png

Anthony's a friend of mine
And I back him to win all the way, hey
I didn't mean to hurt him
In the diary room when I slapped his face, eh-eh, hey

I keep trying to get his long dong
But my haters are telling me it's wrong-wrong
So I felt his bum...

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tWKx5eKsVxM/hqdefault.jpg

OK?

http://i.imgur.com/m58EZh7.gif
Wa-ay, wa-ay!
I know that he isn't gay!
Ga-ay, ga-ay!
I wish he gave a go, and swung that way
Eh-eh, eh-eh
http://i.imgur.com/m58EZh7.gif
Wa-ay, wa-ay!

I don't wanna get slammed by you
Just looking for some fun foreplay, pla-ay
Viewers call me boiler-bunny
Got a Geordie I call honey, yay! Yay!

I've put together this not-long song
To tell the viewers to all jog on
Cause I kissed someone
And eh

http://i.imgur.com/m58EZh7.gif
Wa-ay, wa-ay!
Don't look at me Makosi!
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/makosi.png Kosi, Kosi! https://i.imgur.com/AsEJhaV.png
He never got you pregnant anyway!
Ne-way! Ne-way!
http://i.imgur.com/m58EZh7.gif
Wa-ay, wa-ay!

We've grown even closer now that Maxwell's gone
And that wine bottle's given Kinga a wide-on
Think I've found the one!
But, hey-

http://i.imgur.com/m58EZh7.gif
Way-ay, wa-ay!
Eh, eh-eh, eh-eh
Haven't got my arse on display!
(Display, display...)
Get it out when Eugene looks away
Away, away, oh yeah!
http://i.imgur.com/m58EZh7.gif
Wa-ay (wa-ay), wa-ay (wa-ay)
Hope Davina catches the bouquet
Bouquet (bouquet), bouquet (bouquet)
http://i.imgur.com/m58EZh7.gif
Wa-ay (wa-ay), wa-ay (wa-ay)

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/makosi.png Cherry Cherry Tango! https://i.imgur.com/AsEJhaV.png
Wa-ay, wa-ay
Oh yeah, and by the way I'm not gay.

[Amy Jade]

Too small for your bucket

Like you'd know. I wouldn't snow you me daisy EVER

[Josiah.]

Very nice song Shaun!

[LukeB]

I hate Craig but it is funny :joker:

[Denver]

Too small for your bucket

KFC wish it had a bucket that big?

[RileyH]

omg brilliant :laugh2::laugh2:

[Josiah.]

E1kiVK68ATM

[Denver]

I am not a fan of that song

[Wizard.]

Like you'd know. I wouldn't snow you me daisy EVER

It’s okay sweetie only joking, I know your as tight as Isabelle Warburton’s purse when it comes to giving money to homeless :love:

[Amy Jade]

Shaun :clap2:

I dunno the song at all I will listen and sing along after x

[Josiah.]

https://i.imgur.com/tPa3JXv.png
Lewis Thorp - Escape

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(Skip to 1:55 for the start of the song)

Lyrics:
Sing me a song,
Sing me to sleep,
So I,
I can finally be at peace,
Be my lover,
Be my guardian angel,
Let me be your world,
Let me love you, please

Cause I need an escape,
From all this pain
Can you be my escape?
Be my saving grace?
That’s all I ask,
So would you, please?

I need a way,
To get away,
From all of this pain,
Are you the getaway I can seize

My life’s a mess,
F’d up with depression & stress,
Can you be my light?
Can you save me from my mind, please?

Cause I need an escape,
From all this pain
Can you be my escape?
Be my saving grace?
That’s all I ask,
So would you, please?

That’s all I ask,
So would you, please?

[Wizard.]

Shaun that was great you gonna win again :dance:

[Jøsh]

I love a good ukelele

[Wizard.]

Omg I love a ballad Lewis :clap1: I’ll listen later but Estonia 2018 in Portugal are shaking

[Josiah.]

5r_Mr7PFaIg

[Josiah.]

https://i.imgur.com/oYot7MP.png
Artist: Marta Jandova ft Nicky G

Song Title: Dobrý

Language: Czech, Macedonian, English

Video link: YQHsXMglC9A

Lyrics:

Dobrý den je me jak na tom jsme

Give Me, Hope and Love and Peace and Harmony

it is so realistically to talk about young pretty rich girls

Dobrý den je me jak

Dobrý from the outsideeeeeeeeeeeeee

i must've called when you were gone

rich kids like Georgina, Charlotte and Ashley shouldn't feel alone

Dobrý from the outsideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i should've tried a little more, with loyalty

i won't break the harmony

Dobrý den je me jak

Mental Megan topping iTunes Charts, oh oh oh

Taylor's album flopping big time, yet being loveddddd

Dobrý from the outsideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Dobrý Dobrý Dobrýyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Riley's dreamland beating MJ's neverland

a tibb icon that's easy to understand

Dobrý from the outsideee

Naumovije Svija Krostet

buy your ticket

Dobrý from the outside

buy your tickets now

Vidíš me, jak se snažím, abych si vzal tenhle cas

Takže epos, že je poetický, plivám to na desetník

aby to držel

Dobrý from the outside


Ciikka, JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA R

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Vidíš me, jak se snažím, abych si vzal tenhle cas

Takže epos, že je poetický, plivám to na desetník

aby to držel

Dobrý from the outside

Svaujom leto a svet


Cal's party, Smithy's Kelly


Go Pack Your Bags, Get on the Plane

with nothing but a ticket, tiiickeeeeeett

buy your ticket

buy your tickeeeeeeet


This is Nicky G and i'm ready to rock you all

Marta Bring It Bitch

Dobrý from the outside


Ciikka, JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA R

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Vidíš me, jak se snažím, abych si vzal tenhle cas

Takže epos, že je poetický, plivám to na desetník

aby to držel

Dobrý from the outside

Svaujom leto a svet

[Amy Jade]

Lewis I will listen later x

Bet it's great though!

[Jøsh]

Well, Nicky.. it's different.

[Denver]

So Nicky is parodying an Adele song but using a different melody?

[MB.]

Craig still refusing to diminish his character thirteen years later :clap1:

And lovely song Lewis (and even lovelier ukelele)

[RileyH]

I have no idea what Nicky's means

[Wizard.]

Riley's dreamland beating MJ's neverland

a tibb icon that's easy to understand

Deux pois from United Kingdom!

[TwentyOneThrones]

I probably opened up way too much in my video omd

[Amy Jade]

Doesn't Nicky's fit the tune of the song??

[LukeB]

No shade but Nicky's other entries were meh but this one has impressed me

[MB.]

Nicky's entry is very relatable as I too have fallen asleep on my keyboard before

[Josiah.]

ODehMG3OXAk

[Denver]

Nicky's entry is very relatable as I too have fallen asleep on my keyboard before

:skull:

[montblanc]

Taylor's album flopping big time, yet being loveddddd

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar97565_105.gif

[TwentyOneThrones]

Nicky's entry is very relatable as I too have fallen asleep on my keyboard before

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Jøsh]

Nicky's entry is very relatable as I too have fallen asleep on my keyboard before

Get ha

[Wizard.]

Nicky's entry is very relatable as I too have fallen asleep on my keyboard before

:joker:

[Josiah.]

https://i.imgur.com/it0XlYt.png
Fag Up Your Life by The Tibb-y Gurls


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Fag up, fag up your life!
Fag up, fag up your life!

Scottxie Mirtazapine
Drunkness and bipolar in one combined
Serving Glenn Close and Amy Winehouse on their last lifeline
Maybe I'll stalk you? I'll leave you hexed
We'll marry in my dreams when I've passed out on Xanax
(Scott Screeches at a random hottie in the audience, telling him to 'piss on me' before the Anti-depressants kick in and Scott spends the rest of the song dancing out of time and in a daze.)

Smithy Sheppyport
Say "yaaaas" to Gags, "yaaas Queen!" to Gags
Dead Aunts, they slay
Go see A Star is Born, go see it twice
and Remember you were born this way!
(Smithy throws unsold copies of Joanne and Cheek to Cheek at the audience, causing many audience members permanent injuries and doing endless damage to Gaga's career in the process, now even Nadine Coyle outsells her)

[Chorus]
Fa-a-ag up your life
Doesn't matter if you're loose or tight
Anyone can have a daddy tonight
Fa-a-ag up your life
Doesn't matter if you're loose or tight
Anyone can have a daddy tonight

Marshdelacreampie
Tibb's a kinda crappy forum and it's left me wary
There's Alf, Brillopad and some bitch named Cherie
So go and troll Josy and get yourself banned
We'll just go to Digispy and talk about Soapland
(Josy is seen just off stage with a Vaudeville hook which she uses to drag Marsh off to his latest ban, the other gurls are kinda shooketh but not really so they just carry on dancing.)

Marcangela
I'm kinda straight but men are a bonus
I gay bait more than Nick Jonas, yes I do!
Work the gays and the bi's, I'll take on any size
I'm gay gay gay but only 4 pay
(Leslie Jordan appears to throw rolls of cash at Marc, Marsh appears, having escaped Josy to try to outbid Leslie but he fails and falls into Josy's clutches once more, he kicks Leslie Jordan off the stage as he goes in a jealous rage.)

[Chorus]
Fa-a-ag up your life
Doesn't matter if you're loose or tight
Anyone can have a daddy tonight
Fa-a-ag up your life
Doesn't matter if you're loose or tight
Anyone can have a daddy tonight

Nicky Amsterdam Bidet
Nick-ki-ki-ti-ki-ti-ki-ki
Yeah, I'm gay now, bitch!
Nine-ty-ty-ty-ty-one!
LT! LT!
Mo-lie--lie-lie-lie
Putin can suck a dick
Fag it up, Dutch it up
9/11 was iconic, I want more!!
Hahahaha!
(Nicky notices it's past 6 o'clock and leaves the stage mid performance. Smithy and Marc look at each other as they are the only two members left on stage as Scott is enamoured with the stage lighting and hasn't sung or danced a word since Smithy's verse. With no other choice they sing the last round of the chorus to a half empty and bloodied crowd due to Smithy's reign of terror with the Gaga albums.)


[Chorus]
Fa-a-ag up your life
Doesn't matter if you're loose or tight
Anyone can have a daddy tonight
Fa-a-ag up your life
Doesn't matter if you're loose or tight
Anyone can have a daddy tonight
(The audience cheers loudly when the song ends for they have survived the carnage when so many others had not. A 'Je Suis Eurovision' movement gains momentum in the wake of the performance and Lady Gaga is declared a terrorist symbol as a result.

[Wizard.]

Another hilarious entry from queen dezzy rascal :clap1:

[LukeB]

Dezzy :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

:laugh2:

[Denver]

Best so far Queenette

[RileyH]

Nicky's entry is very relatable as I too have fallen asleep on my keyboard before

BYE :joker:

[Josiah.]

40TBxmZzm0g

[Amy Jade]

Nicky leaving mid song :love:

[MB.]

(just kidding Nicky, love ya. But Brexit means Brexit)

Speaking of which, Nicky being the second coming of Bebe Zahara Benet :love: Very touching stuff, Dezzy, well done

[Jøsh]

*shrugs in gay*

[RileyH]

Dezzy :clap2:

[Denver]

We love the winner about to sing

[Wizard.]

Although I like to think that was inspired by my 2017 Xmasvision entry :love:

[Josiah.]

https://i.imgur.com/MnqWN6V.png
Old, Rich and Wise by Pan and The Sexuals ft Twink Slut
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So ive been thinking abut you
Just like how you should be
you can give me everything, you know like i deserve
I'm so depressed in the moment
I'm so done with all this ****
Yeah, Your just old, wise and rich
While your old wise
Old, Your just old, wise and rich
Old wise
Old, Your just old, wise and rich
Old wise
Old, Your just old, wise and rich
Old wise rich care home daddy
Dadadadadadaddy
Dadadadadadaddy
Dadadadadadaddy
Old wise rich care home daddy
We has so little in common
We bicker all the time
You always say I'm a slut
I'm pretty sure you are right
I just want all your money
When you have no life to live
Yeah, Your just old, wise and rich
But you still got coins to give
While old wise and dumb
Old, Your just old, wise and rich
Old wise
Old, Your just old, wise and rich
Old wise
Old, Your just old, wise and rich
Old wise rich care home daddy
Dadadadadadaddy
Dadadadadadaddy
Dadadadadadaddy
Old wise rich care home daddy
Jump and they think, left it all in the name of love
Love
Run into the sea, do it all in the name of love
Love
Whoa-oa-oa
I'm so depressed in the moment
I'm so done with all this ****
Yeah, Your just old, wise and rich
But you still got dollar to give
While your old wise
Old, old, wise and rich
Old wise
Old, old, wise and rich
Old wise
Old, old, wise and rich
Old wise rich care home daddy
Dadadadadadaddy
Dadadadadadaddy
Dadadadadadaddy
Old wise rich care home daddy
Dadadadadadaddy
Dadadadadadaddy
Dadadadadadaddy
Old wise rich care home daddy

[MB.]

Although I like to think that was inspired by my 2017 Xmasvision entry :love:

I did think it was yours before I saw Dezzy's name :laugh: Gay minds think alike!

[Denver]

FYI Ant inspired me

[Amy Jade]

FYI Ant inspired me

Ant from Ant and Dec?

[Wizard.]

I did think it was yours before I saw Dezzy's name :laugh: Gay minds think alike!

Hmm is dezzy a top? I’m twink slut

[MB.]

I read the "daddy" parts in the voice of the Walmart yodelling kid if that helps at all, Adam

[Wizard.]

Nice Adam :love: that could be my anthem to attract daddies

[Josiah.]

EMYYUR95vzE

Get ready for my turn, qweens. :hee:

[kirklancaster]

Brilliant Shaun as usual. You have set a very high bar. I am going home. :laugh:

[Denver]

Ant from Ant and Dec?

Ant from RileyH and Libro

[MB.]

Ant from Ant and Dec?

In that it was a car crash?

[MB.]

My body is ready Josiah

[Denver]

I read the "daddy" parts in the voice of the Walmart yodelling kid if that helps at all, Adam

If it gets me points i dont mind

[Josiah.]

https://i.imgur.com/lNdyYMK.png
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Lyrics (for those who can't be bothered to watch the lyric video/listen to the song):

Lequel d'entre nous va descendre en flammes?

When I said I love you
It’s what I never saw coming
Why’s it so fearsome and rage-filled
For a battle that’s been tearing me up

It’s like I’m burnt out
Chasing these fears inside
I’m burnt out
Fearing for my life
My fire is raging
Knowing it’s only the end
all because of you

Eu estou caindo sobre brasas
Cheio de sua raiva
E eu estou tão farto
Com esse ciúme interminável

It’s like I’m burnt out
Chasing these fears inside
I’m burnt out
Fearing for my life
Meu fogo é iminente
Sabendo que é apenas o fim
tudo por sua causa

When I said I love you
It’s what I never saw coming
E eu estou tão farto
Com esse ciúme interminável

It’s like I’m burnt out
Chasing these fears inside
I’m burnt out
Fearing for my life
Meu fogo é iminente
Sabendo que é apenas o fim

It’s like I’m burnt out
Chasing these fears inside
I’m burnt out
Fearing for my life
Meu fogo é iminente
Sabendo que é apenas o fim
tudo por sua causa

It’s like I’m burnt out
Chasing these fears inside
I’m burnt out
Fearing for my life
My fire is raging
Knowing it’s only the end
all because of you

Meu fogo é iminente
Sabendo que é apenas o fim
all because of you

[Wizard.]

Wow Josiah! You never fail to move me year on year and this was so emotional! From a fellow serious song writer to another I salute you :clap1: yass king

[Josiah.]

By the way, Burnt Out was inspired by my ex-boyfriend; so...

[LukeB]

Josiah :clap1:

[Wizard.]

And I love a bit of foreign in me :love:

[Denver]

That was Gre
By the way, Burnt Out was inspired by my ex-boyfriend; so...

Oh

[Josiah.]

SSKkTaZATho

Qween Niamh incoming!

[Amy Jade]

I'll translate that later but you always write lovely songs Josiah

[Josiah.]

https://i.imgur.com/3Uso6WM.png
First Lady Melania
By Banobama


AgcTvoWjZJU

Free First Lady Melania
Free, Free, Free, Free, Free First Lady Melania
Free First Lady Melania

Thirteen long years in captivity
His hands too small to send his tweet
Everybody amused but she declined his plea
Hands un-entwined but can she not flee?

I say Free First Lady Melania
I'm begging you
Free First Lady Melania

He needed to stop this controversy,
So he gave a load of cash to his attorney
Blackmail to bind the mouth of Stormy
She was left with no choice but to agree

Free First Lady Melania
I'm begging you Free First Lady Melania

*******Trump-et Solo*******

Thirteen long years in captivity
Will you be so kind to set her free?
She cannot move she’s so frozen with fear
She’s gone so numb, she’s up s**t creek

I say Free First Lady Melania
I'm begging you
Oh free First Lady Melania , free
First Lady Melania I'm begging you
begging you Please free First Lady Melania
free First Lady Melania
I'm telling you, you've got to free First Lady Melania

[kirklancaster]

This thread is WHIZZING past me tonight - I have only just finished listening to Lewis.

Well done Lewis. You ae very talented.

[Amy Jade]

And I love a bit of foreign in me :love:

Foreign objects you virgin.

[LukeB]

Niamh :love: good entry

[Wizard.]

Wow Niamh :clap1: so prevelant and current! Free Melania!

[MB.]

Josiah :clap1: We stan a multingual pop legend

Marry me Niamh!

[Josiah.]

DRUu-IIvUsU

[Denver]

Niamh to knock Duo Lippy off the top spot?

[TwentyOneThrones]

This thread is WHIZZING past me tonight - I have only just finished listening to Lewis.

Well done Lewis. You ae very talented.

Omg thank you! This and my last entry are the only 2 songs I've properly written so that means a lot lol :hee::hee::hee:

[Shaun]

Just heading home from work now, shall have a read of this in the silly hours

[Wizard.]

By the way my song is NOT a joke it’s serious :love: i wrote it myself

[Jamie89]

Shaun that was inspired I love it :laugh: And Lewis yours was beautiful :love: always look forward!

(I'm a little behind and catching up)

[Jamie89]

Great opening video btw Josiah

[Wizard.]

And don’t laugh at my vocal. Celine Dion I ain’t

[Josiah.]

https://i.imgur.com/SGDpptm.png
When I go on a date with a guy, I'm not interested in his looks, his personality or how much inheritance he may or may not receive. I only have one question. Do you, like Billie Piper?

PE5feYAb8Ac

Just like Billie Piper
I’m a call girl, a cool girl :smug:
Like Michelle Pfeiffer
I'm a cat in a bat’s world
And I really like ya
But I need to decipher
If you like Billie Piper, Billie Piper, Billie Piper

Billie Piper
Billie Billie Billie Piper
Billie Billie Billie Piper
Billie Billie Billie Piper
Billie Piper
Billie Billie Billie Piper
Billie Billie Billie Piper
Billie Billie Billie Piper
Billie Piper

Just like Billie
We do it because we want to :hehe:
Just like Whitney
I will always love you
Xtina’s a fighter
Shakira’s a beautiful liar
But they’re not Billie Piper
Billie Piper, Billie Piper

Billie Piper
Billie Billie Billie Piper
Billie Billie Billie Piper
Billie Billie Billie Piper
Billie Piper
Billie Billie Billie Piper
Billie Billie Billie Piper
Billie Billie Billie Piper
Billie Piper

Give me a rose :spin:
Nobody knows
Why I love Billie
Every day and night :dance:
I’m drawn to her light
Like a honey to the bee ;)

Just like Billie Piper
I’m a call girl, a cool girl :hee:
Like Michelle Pfeiffer
A cat in a bat’s world
And I really like ya
But I need to decipher
If you like Billie Piper, Billie Piper, Billie Piper

Billie Piper
Billie Billie Billie Piper
Billie Billie Billie Piper
Billie Billie Billie Piper
Billie Piper
Billie Billie Billie Piper
Billie Billie Billie Piper
Billie Billie Billie Piper
Billie Piper

[Denver]

So i am still winning

[Denver]

Atleast we wont be going to St Helen's next year :clap1:

[Kazanne]

These are so good,it will be hard to judge them,all done so well so far

[LukeB]

is anyone getting this?

This video contains content from EBU, who has blocked it on copyright grounds.

[MB.]

Riley being so iconique he gets blocked by the EBU :clap1:

[Josiah.]

exwxyf9xjOc

Surprise b*tches. You haven't seen the last of Rudolph, Augustine, and the lady singing gibberish... :devil:

[Amy Jade]

Your vid is blocked Riley </3

[Wizard.]

Omg I can’t believe this... Josiah can you just post my other video? Even tho this one was better

[LukeB]

Well done Riley :clap1:

[MB.]

Horny devil Augustine :love:

[Josiah.]

8uHGVnjgpO4

[Wizard.]

NOT me having trouble like the real Surie... hope this one works... even though the other one got invaded by an intruder and it had Charley Uchea and everything... yes feel sorry for me and gimme your sympathy vote

tEvlU2aPxgI

[Josiah.]

https://i.imgur.com/6Yje9jq.png
dqEh8OBQfmY


Cheri Bomb!

By The Sababababes.


If your opinions are only half-baked
If your profile is clearly faked
If any part of you is counterfeit
We know someone who’ll call out your sh1t

If you’re taking the piss, you won’t be for long
She’s our Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch- Cheri Bomb!
She could turn this place into the Somme
She’s our Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch- Cheri Bomb!

You can’t deny she’s a righteous bitch
She drags trolls out from under their bridge
She brews truth tea and serves it cold
Her sharp one-liners are a sight to behold

She can go ballistic, but stay quite calm
She’s our Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch- Cheri Bomb!
She sees when you’re baiting, don’t act dumb…
She’s our Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch- Cheri Bomb!

She’ll call you out when you’re in the wrong
She’s our Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch- Cheri Bomb!
She’s a metaphoric boot up the bum
She’s our Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch- Cheri Bomb!

Tell a fat lie that we don’t believe
Here comes Cheri to snatch your weave
So don’t wander in here all bold and crass
Cos Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Cherie will drag yo’ ass

In three or four words she’ll prove you wrong
She’s our Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch- Cheri Bomb!
Her fierceness is measured in megatons
She’s our Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch- Cheri Bomb!
Cheri Bomb!
Cheri Bomb!
Cheri Bomb!
Cheri Bomb!
Cheri Bomb!

[MB.]

These postcards are giving me cubist fantasy eleganza extravaganza and I am here for it

[Kazanne]

LOL,Livia,fantastic xx

[Barry.]

So far so good but UK lol, Billie Piper.

[LukeB]

Good entry Livia :clap2:

[MB.]

Livia did that!

[Josiah.]

fZuJoiBSl1s

[Amy Jade]

Livia :worship:

Im howling and I am only on the 1st chorus

[kirklancaster]

Dezzy, Josiah, Adam, Riley - all brilliant. This comp is going to be so close.

[Josiah.]

https://i.imgur.com/NA4zOIA.png
lydBPm2KRaU

Artist - Countrymania

Song - Mock, Take The Wheel

Lyrics - He was driving last friday night on his way to the West Midlands on a snow white Christmas Eve, going home to see his Wife And Daughter with the baby in the backseat of the truck, and he was running low on faith and an alcoholic beverage, it'd been a long hard year. He had alot on his mind, and she didn't pay any attention. And she was going too fast on my booze. Before he knew it, he saw his Wife spinning on a thin black sheet of glass. She saw both their lives flash before her eyes. She had time to cry. She was so scared. They both threw their hands in the air and said.

Mock, take the wheel. Take it from my hands, cause I can't do this on my own, I'm letting go so give me one more bottle and let me enjoy my life, Mock, take the wheel.

It was still getting colder when it was outta the fridge, and the truck with my blonde hairdye was splattered on the front car seat. My wife cried like a baby when the bottle of Whiskey was empty. And for the first time in a long time, she bowed her head to pray. She said I'm sorry for the way I've been living my life. I know I've got to change so from now on tonight.

Mock, take the wheel, take it from my hands, cause I can't do this on my own, I'm letting go so give me one more bottle and let me enjoy my life, Mock, take the wheel.

My wife wants to give my baby booze, and wrap her up in the Confederate Flag, save her from this road that she's on, from this road that she's on, Mock, take the wheel.

Oh take our Daughter from us, take her from us.

Oh, wow, ohhhhh.

[kirklancaster]

Livia - absolutely brilliant. You nailed it girl - It is Cherie to a 'T'.

[Amy Jade]

Jesus Take The Wheel :love:

[MB.]

That was the best short story I've ever read

[Wizard.]

Wait so I just went onto my YouTube and it seems to be working now (my original video) is it working for everyone else?

PE5feYAb8Ac

[MB.]

Wait so I just went onto my YouTube and it seems to be working now (my original video) is it working for everyone else?

PE5feYAb8Ac

It is sadly not

[Josiah.]

3CYD3wYszWA

[Jamie89]

These are all so great it's gonna be so hard to vote, well done everyone so far!

(your video isn't working for me either Riley, can you upload it anywhere other than youtube?)

[kirklancaster]

Well done Mock (I feel like killing myself now :laugh:)

[Barry.]

No Riley.

[Josiah.]

https://i.imgur.com/y3bva8v.png
'Rob' by Funky Funky

To the sound of...dQHUAJTZqF0

Rob, huh, yeah
What is he good for
Absolutely nothing
Rob, huh, yeah
What is he good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, y'all

Rob, huh, good god
What is he good for
Absolutely nothing, listen to me

Oh, Rob, I despise
'Cause he means destruction of my innocent eyes

Rob means tears to thousands of mothers eyes
When their sons go to ****
And lose their minds

I said, Rob, huh good god, y'all
What is he good for
Absolutely nothing say it again

Rob, whoa, lord
What is he good for
Absolutely nothing, listen to me

He ain't nothing but a rule-breaker
(Rob) friend only to the Bayne's baker
Oh, Rob he's an enemy to all mankind
The point of Rob blows my mind
Rob is so obsessed
With the younger generation
Induction then seduction
Who wants to die, ah, Rob-huh, good god y'all
What is he good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it, say it, say it
Rob, huh
What is he good for
Absolutely nothing listen to me

He ain't nothing but a rule-breaker
(Rob) he's got one friend that's the Bayne's baker
Oh, Rob, has shattered many a young mans dreams
Made them disabled, bitter and unclean
Life is much too short and precious
To spend fighting Rob these days
Rob can't get into Fife
He is only sent away

Oh, Rob, huh good god y'all
What is he good for
Absolutely nothing say it again

Whoa, lord
What is he good for
Absolutely nothing listen to me

He ain't nothing but a rule-breaker
(Rob) friend only to the Bayne's baker
Please love yourself and get away
Tell me, is there no place for him to stay
They say we must fight to beat the demon
But lord knows there's got to be a better way

Oh, Rob, huh good god y'all
What is he good for, you tell me
Say it, say it, say it, say it

Huh good god y'all
What is he good for
Stand up and shout it nothing

[Amy Jade]

Riley it's still blocked. Have you tried another service?

[Jamie89]

Rudolph and Augustine :love:

[Josiah.]

MMHwINzDY7g

[LukeB]

Some great entries we have here :worship:

[kirklancaster]

It's weird - some of the vids on here don't play for me but do on Youtube and vice versa. Don't care though as long as one or the other does.

[MB.]

I can't believe Marc's gone to America to sign a multi million-dollar recording contract

I hope he gives all his royalties to Rob

[Wizard.]

Riley it's still blocked. Have you tried another service?

Unfortunately I’m away so I can’t download it and reupload unless someone can sign into my YouTube and do it for me...

[Josiah.]

https://i.imgur.com/yOa1nrl.png
The year is 2019. The decade is coming to a close, a snap general election has resulted in the Prime Minister being Olivia off of Love Island, Prince Louis has taken the throne after accidentally killing his entire family in the same way that Maggie Simpson shot Mr. Burns, and the UK has finally left the European Union, with the final deal resting on us gaining sovereignty in exchange for having Lynda Woodruff be the new voice of the London Underground. As half a nation celebrates and the other half drown their sorrows in industrial strength vodka, a group of TiBB regulars gather in a pub somewhere in Middle England to reminisce about the good old days…


https://i.imgur.com/ZThZoi3.png

Gammon Ray & The Brexit Club – "1952"

(to the tune of 2002 by Anne-Marie)
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-----

Verse 1 [Kirk]:
I will always remember
The days that I still miss
We had snow in December
And real lard in our chips
No, it's never been better
Than the old days of 1952 (ooh)

Verse 2 [Alf]:
When we weren’t in the EU
We could smoke inside the pub
English doctors would see you
Shops sold no Polish grub
Faces white as a feather, wherever
And our passports were blue

Pre-Chorus [parmnion]:
Washing down a trout with a pint of stout
With an England flag, smoking fags
Stuff kids today can’t comprehend
And I tell you this, say

Chorus [All]:
Oops, I wish we could all go back to another time
Hold up, when we’d breathe smog, fight war with France
And send our children down the mines, uh
Be white and male in this century
And you’re bombarded with hate, uh
This now sounds like Serious Debates

Verse 3 [Northern Monkey]:
We’d keep our front doors unlocked
And eat real British cheese
Now my Union Jack’s mocked
By snowflakes and MPs
So piss off with your small talk
And take us back to 1952 (ooh)

Pre-Chorus [Brillopad]:
Playing croquet to songs by Doris Day
On an old radio, but I had polio
So I was stuck in bed and had no friends
Yeah it wasn’t great, say

Chorus [All]:
Oops, I’m stuck in an idealised version of the past
Hold up, you could say I’ve got a biased memory
But to listen I just can’t arsed, uh
Call me racist or prejudiced
Or one of them xylophobes, uh
But sometimes I wish that we still ruled the globe
Like the days I’m dreaming of
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
The days I’m dreaming of
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

[LeatherTrumpet barges in, shirtless, with the Saltire wrapped around his waist like a kilt.]

Pre-Chorus [LeatherTrumpet]:
Me and my peers waited sixty years
Now we’re in charge, let’s knight Farage
Take control and bring back the cane
Aye, now

[LeatherTrumpet urinates on the floor, then leaves.]

Chorus [All]:
Oops, I just voted for Brexit, so say bye, bye, bye
Hold up, bye to free movement, and jobs, and brie
And au revoir to decent wine, uh
Vote for Leave and if you believe
All your dreams will soon come true, uh
As long as you dream that we all look like you

Like the days we’re dreaming of
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Like the days we’re dreaming of
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
I’ve called immigration on your mum
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
She’s going back to Kazakhstan
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Like the days we’re dreaming of, of, of

[tired after a long day of singing and taking back control, the regulars fall asleep in their chairs. Kazanne comes in and wipes the dribble off their chins.]

The end. I hope.

-----

[Kazanne]

https://i.imgur.com/y3bva8v.png
'Rob' by Funky Funky

To the sound of...dQHUAJTZqF0

Rob, huh, yeah
What is he good for
Absolutely nothing
Rob, huh, yeah
What is he good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, y'all

Rob, huh, good god
What is he good for
Absolutely nothing, listen to me

Oh, Rob, I despise
'Cause he means destruction of my innocent eyes

Rob means tears to thousands of mothers eyes
When their sons go to ****
And lose their minds

I said, Rob, huh good god, y'all
What is he good for
Absolutely nothing say it again

Rob, whoa, lord
What is he good for
Absolutely nothing, listen to me

He ain't nothing but a rule-breaker
(Rob) friend only to the Bayne's baker
Oh, Rob he's an enemy to all mankind
The point of Rob blows my mind
Rob is so obsessed
With the younger generation
Induction then seduction
Who wants to die, ah, Rob-huh, good god y'all
What is he good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it, say it, say it
Rob, huh
What is he good for
Absolutely nothing listen to me

He ain't nothing but a rule-breaker
(Rob) he's got one friend that's the Bayne's baker
Oh, Rob, has shattered many a young mans dreams
Made them disabled, bitter and unclean
Life is much too short and precious
To spend fighting Rob these days
Rob can't get into Fife
He is only sent away

Oh, Rob, huh good god y'all
What is he good for
Absolutely nothing say it again

Whoa, lord
What is he good for
Absolutely nothing listen to me

He ain't nothing but a rule-breaker
(Rob) friend only to the Bayne's baker
Please love yourself and get away
Tell me, is there no place for him to stay
They say we must fight to beat the demon
But lord knows there's got to be a better way

Oh, Rob, huh good god y'all
What is he good for, you tell me
Say it, say it, say it, say it

Huh good god y'all
What is he good for
Stand up and shout it nothing

:joker::joker::joker:Love this

[montblanc]

I can't believe Marc's gone to America to sign a multi million-dollar recording contract

I hope he gives all his royalties to Rob

:joker:

[Jamie89]

Brilliant Marc :laugh2: (Sorry Rob </3)

[Amy Jade]

It's weird - some of the vids on here don't play for me but do on Youtube and vice versa. Don't care though as long as one or the other does.

Youtube blocks some videos from being embedded so you have to go to the site/app to view them

[MB.]

My entry is on the previous page if you all want to be a little sick in your mouths

[LukeB]

:joker: Mb,great entry

[Josiah.]

MnoRHudkhZU

I always make sure that all of my YouTube videos are able to be viewed on TiBB.

[Barry.]

I am not getting a few of these.

[LukeB]

I am not getting a few of these.

wait until you see mine,it's messy you won't even get it

[Josiah.]

https://i.imgur.com/EuH5pUU.png
Kalispera, and welcome to you all from my beautiful city of Athens.

We are honoured this evening that our entry features two true legends of the Music Industry; Ken Livingstone and Jeremy Corbyn – or Saggy and Jazza as they are better known to millions of Pop Fans.

Their friend Diane Abbott was locked away in her bedroom with a calculator trying to work out how many thousands are in a Carillion, but has kindly agreed to tear herself away to join them on stage to sing backing vocals.

So, with two Double Platinum-Selling albums; ‘Palestine Terrorist Organisation or Diane Abbott Twerking, It’s still HAM ASS To us’ and the iconic ‘Red, Red Swine’, please give your applause for Saggy featuring Jazza and ‘It Wasn’t Me’:

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Saggy featuring Jazza
"It Wasn't Me"

(Yo, Comrade) Yo Jeremy.
(Open up, I’m in the Shet man) What do you want, man?
(The Media just caught me ) You let them catch you AGAIN?
(They KNOW I’ve been shagging) With whom?
(Abbott. My ex-oar, you know) Man
(I don’t know what to do) Say it wasn’t you
(Alright)

Media been digging and caught me red-handed
Cheating on my wife and more.

Picure this; me and Abbott butt-naked, banging on a Berlin floor

Why can’t they forget that I had
Done all this and let me be?
All this time I’ve got away with it
But now they’ve got their eyes on me.

How could you be bonking with that ugly passion-killer
She’s got a body like King Kong and a head like Godzilla
She’s more scary than Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’
And you need a 2 foot cock if you gonna drill her

You’re a born liar so you know how to play
If they say “You did this” deny and walk away
Never admit any wrong you do or say.
‘Tea On The terrace with the IRA?’ No W-a-y

But they know my Marxist cause (It wasn't me)
I banged in Abbott’s Back Doors (It wasn’t me)
Know my Hamas friends are real (It wasn’t me)
I lied on TV to Andrew Neill (It wasn’t me)

Was in Palestine Live (It wasn’t me)
Let Anti-Semitism thrive (It wasn't me)
Calls for me to GO getting louder (It wasn't me)
Hope my PM dream ain’t over

Media been digging and caught me red-handed
Being a lying creep and more

Picture this, me and Abbott butt-naked, banging on a Berlin floor

I have tried to keep the Public
From seeing the truth about me.
I am desperate that they believe me
When I tell them it wasn't me.

Make sure you’re incognito when you go out for sex.
Wear your favourite niqab and your darkest specs.
Abbott or Terrorist, whoever’s ass ya licked,
It ain’t gonna matter ‘long as the public’s tricked.

But you know they gon' bring 'bout things up from the past.
All the damning evidence you better know to mask.
Making them believe you is such an easy task.
But if there’s proof get on ya bike and better pedal f-a-s-t.

They know the bad thing’s I’ve said (It wasn't me)
I’ve got subversion in my head (It wasn’t me)
Got in the terrorist bed (It wasn’t me)
Shagged Abbott when I was wed (It wasn’t me)

I’m in the shet real deep (It wasn’t me)
Made Election pledges I can’t keep (It wasn't me)
Calls for me to GO getting louder (It wasn't me)
Hope my PM dream ain’t over

Media been digging and caught me red-handed
Of being treasonous and more

Picture this; sipping tea with terrorists, outside the Commons door.

I have tried to keep the Public
From seeing the truth about me
I’m desperate that they believe me
When I tell them it wasn't me

Gonna tell them I’m sorry
For the pain that I’ve caused
Hope they don’t think about my denials
‘cos they make no sense at all

Why won’t they accept that I’m just a normal chap
With my Karl Marx Book, rusty bike, and Comrade Lenin cap.
That’s why I whinge.

Media digging and caught me red-handed
Of being a lying creep and more.

Picture this, me and Abbott butt-naked, banging on a Berlin floor.

Why can’t they forget that I had
Done all this and let me be?
All this time I’ve got away with it
But now they’ve got their eyes on me.

The performance ends and Jazza, Saggy and Diane take a bow amid a Standing Ovation.

Goodnight from Athens and please vote for our entry. "Efxaristo". Thank You.

[Amy Jade]

Not gonna lie I don't know whats going on in yours MB. I know nothing abour politics but I will educate myself and have a listen later x

[Jamie89]

Another great entry MB :laugh2: (and better than the Anne Marie version)

[Josiah.]

r8Uuj-PraCo

[Amy Jade]

Kirk :laugh2:

Poor Diane </3

[LukeB]

Good song Kirk

[Barry.]

Kirk that was good.

[Amy Jade]

Oh here we go

[MB.]

I think you may want to slow down just a tad Josiah, I've only just started reading Kirk's :laugh:

[montblanc]

kirk omg :joker:

[Wizard.]

I’m uploading my entry to Vimeo so I hope I have the chance to perform again

[MB.]

Well that was the perfect antidote to my entry Kirk :clap1: i never knew Diane was so talented

[Josiah.]

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Vote Me Most Loved ♡

By Coco LaRue

https://image.ibb.co/dmR5mT/php_X8kfp7_AM.jpg

Sang to the tune of We Got Love by Jessica
Mauboy

UZ7Ko7UmMCw

Why do I really even bother to try?
Why should I be nice, active and try my best in games only to slip your minds?
Why does TiBB make
Why does TiBB keep making the same mistakes?
In voting for Shaun, Ammi and some dude called Z twice but not for me?

I know
I know what you must be thinking
That I am
Deserving of the win
So I won't, I won't give up
'Til I win Most Loved
'Til I win Most Loved
I will throw a massive temper tantrum
If I'm not
At least in the top five
So I won't, won't give up
'Til I win Most Loved
'Til I win Most Loved

Why?
Why has the title not yet been mine?
I spammed your guestbook and pm's a week before to keep me fresh in your mind
I don't understand why we you can't get it right
Why vote for flip flopping Raph fan Nicky
When you could give your 10 points to me

I know
I know what you must be thinking
That I am
Deserving of the win
So I won't, I won't give up
'Til I win Most Loved
'Til I win Most Loved
I will throw a massive temper tantrum
If I'm not
At least in the top five
So I won't, won't give up
'Til I win Most Loved
'Til I win Most Loved

Win Most Loved
Win Most Loved
(vote me, vote me)
Win Most Loved
Win Most Loved

I know
I know what you must be thinking
That I am
Deserving of the win
So I won't, I won't give up
'Til I win Most Loved
'Til I win Most Loved
I will throw a massive temper tantrum
If I'm not
At least in the top five
So I won't, won't give up
'Til I win Most Loved
'Til I win Most Loved
Win Most Lived

I'll win Most Loved

[Jamie89]

Picture this; me and Abbott butt-naked, banging on a Berlin floor

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly5e24bRcD1r3y4i3.gif

[Jamie89]

Jks :laugh: Brilliant Kirk, well done :clap1:

[kirklancaster]

MB --- I was ****ING cracked up by this. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

(Even though 'tis not true. :hee:)

BRILLIANT.

[montblanc]

https://image.ibb.co/dmR5mT/php_X8kfp7_AM.jpg

[LukeB]

Amy :joker: that is brilliant

[MB.]

MB --- I was ****ING cracked up by this. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

(Even though 'tis not true. :hee:)

BRILLIANT.

It's all out of love :love: (I mean, Stockholm syndrome is a form of love, right?)

[Barry.]

Good one Amy.

[MB.]

Well now you should all hang your heads for not allowing Amy to win Most Loved!

(great job!)

[LukeB]

Ahh it's my turn
http://i.imgur.com/WQdgk2p.gif

[Josiah.]

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[Jamie89]

Well done Amy, great job! :clap1: I think your first step should be not opting out! :laugh:

[kirklancaster]

It's all out of love :love: (I mean, Stockholm syndrome is a form of love, right?)

:laugh: Right (I LOVE that word. :hehe:)

[Josiah.]

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Marsh Trainor - NO!
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(Intro)
I think it's so mean and I think it's so cruel
How Josy abuses her admin powers to try and ban me
but let me stop you there, I will do what I want

(Chorus)
Nah to the ah to the no, no, no
Ashley: Make me a logo Marsh:NO
Scott: Show me your feet Marsh: NO
Rob: Let me suck your dick Marsh: NO
Just Leave me alone Just leave me alone
Justleave me alone
Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
Ashley: Make me a logo Marsh:NO
Scott: Show me your feet Marsh: NO
Rob: Let me such your dick Marsh: NO
Just Leave me alone Just leave me alone
Just leave me alone
Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no

(Verse 1)
First you gonna say I start the drama
Thinkin' I'm a saint
So ban me, so original
Telling me I'm not like other members
I was a great before you came along
Now I'm thinking maybe you should go
Blah, blah, blah
I be like nah to the ah to the no, no, no

(Pre-Chorus)
All my members listen up
If that person ain't giving up
pull your pants down and swing your dick
Girl all you gotta say is...

(Chorus)
Ashley: Make me a logo Marsh:NO
Scott: Show me your feet Marsh: NO
Rob: Let me suck your dick Marsh: NO
Just Leave me alone Just leave me alone
Justleave me alone
Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
Ashley: Make me a logo Marsh:NO
Scott: Show me your feet Marsh: NO
Rob: Let me such your dick Marsh: NO
Just Leave me alone Just leave me alone
Just leave me alone
Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no

(Verse 2)
Thank you in advance, before you infract
I don't need your negativity
If I want to do what I want then I will do what i want
But it's never my priority
I was great, before you came along
Don't want you to take this personal
Blah, blah, blah
I be like nah to the ah to the no, no, no

(Pre-Chorus)
All my members listen up
If that person ain't giving up
pull your pants down and swing your dick
Girl all you gotta say is...

(Chorus)
Ashley: Make me a logo Marsh:NO
Scott: Show me your feet Marsh: NO
Rob: Let me suck your dick Marsh: NO
Just Leave me alone Just leave me alone
Justleave me alone
Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
Ashley: Make me a logo Marsh:NO
Scott: Show me your feet Marsh: NO
Rob: Let me such your dick Marsh: NO
Just Leave me alone Just leave me alone
Just leave me alone
Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no

(Bridge)
Han Solo dies
Han Solo dies
It's not true but
Han Solo dies
Han Solo dies
It's not true but
Han Solo dies
Han Solo dies
Han Solo dies
But that is just my guess but i was banned for it anyway

(Pre-Chorus)
All my members listen up
If that person ain't giving up
pull your pants down and swing your dick
Girl all you gotta say is...

(Chorus)
Ashley: Make me a logo Marsh:NO
Scott: Show me your feet Marsh: NO
Rob: Let me suck your dick Marsh: NO
Just Leave me alone Just leave me alone
Justleave me alone
Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
Ashley: Make me a logo Marsh:NO
Scott: Show me your feet Marsh: NO
Rob: Let me such your dick Marsh: NO
Just Leave me alone Just leave me alone
Just leave me alone
Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no

(Outro)
Han Solo dies
Han Solo dies
This is not true but
Han Solo dies
Han Solo dies

[kirklancaster]

Well done A.J. The girl done good. :clap1::clap1::clap1:

[Amy Jade]

Amy :joker: that is brilliant

Well now you should all hang your heads for not allowing Amy to win Most Loved!

(great job!)

Well done Amy, great job! :clap1: I think your first step should be not opting out! :laugh:

Well done A.J. The girl done good. :clap1::clap1::clap1:

Cheers me dears x

[Kazanne]

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Kalispera, and welcome to you all from my beautiful city of Athens.

We are honoured this evening that our entry features two true legends of the Music Industry; Ken Livingstone and Jeremy Corbyn – or Saggy and Jazza as they are better known to millions of Pop Fans.

Their friend Diane Abbott was locked away in her bedroom with a calculator trying to work out how many thousands are in a Carillion, but has kindly agreed to tear herself away to join them on stage to sing backing vocals.

So, with two Double Platinum-Selling albums; ‘Palestine Terrorist Organisation or Diane Abbott Twerking, It’s still HAM ASS To us’ and the iconic ‘Red, Red Swine’, please give your applause for Saggy featuring Jazza and ‘It Wasn’t Me’:

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Saggy featuring Jazza
"It Wasn't Me"

(Yo, Comrade) Yo Jeremy.
(Open up, I’m in the Shet man) What do you want, man?
(The Media just caught me ) You let them catch you AGAIN?
(They KNOW I’ve been shagging) With whom?
(Abbott. My ex-oar, you know) Man
(I don’t know what to do) Say it wasn’t you
(Alright)

Media been digging and caught me red-handed
Cheating on my wife and more.

Picure this; me and Abbott butt-naked, banging on a Berlin floor

Why can’t they forget that I had
Done all this and let me be?
All this time I’ve got away with it
But now they’ve got their eyes on me.

How could you be bonking with that ugly passion-killer
She’s got a body like King Kong and a head like Godzilla
She’s more scary than Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’
And you need a 2 foot cock if you gonna drill her

You’re a born liar so you know how to play
If they say “You did this” deny and walk away
Never admit any wrong you do or say.
‘Tea On The terrace with the IRA?’ No W-a-y

But they know my Marxist cause (It wasn't me)
I banged in Abbott’s Back Doors (It wasn’t me)
Know my Hamas friends are real (It wasn’t me)
I lied on TV to Andrew Neill (It wasn’t me)

Was in Palestine Live (It wasn’t me)
Let Anti-Semitism thrive (It wasn't me)
Calls for me to GO getting louder (It wasn't me)
Hope my PM dream ain’t over

Media been digging and caught me red-handed
Being a lying creep and more

Picture this, me and Abbott butt-naked, banging on a Berlin floor

I have tried to keep the Public
From seeing the truth about me.
I am desperate that they believe me
When I tell them it wasn't me.

Make sure you’re incognito when you go out for sex.
Wear your favourite niqab and your darkest specs.
Abbott or Terrorist, whoever’s ass ya licked,
It ain’t gonna matter ‘long as the public’s tricked.

But you know they gon' bring 'bout things up from the past.
All the damning evidence you better know to mask.
Making them believe you is such an easy task.
But if there’s proof get on ya bike and better pedal f-a-s-t.

They know the bad thing’s I’ve said (It wasn't me)
I’ve got subversion in my head (It wasn’t me)
Got in the terrorist bed (It wasn’t me)
Shagged Abbott when I was wed (It wasn’t me)

I’m in the shet real deep (It wasn’t me)
Made Election pledges I can’t keep (It wasn't me)
Calls for me to GO getting louder (It wasn't me)
Hope my PM dream ain’t over

Media been digging and caught me red-handed
Of being treasonous and more

Picture this; sipping tea with terrorists, outside the Commons door.

I have tried to keep the Public
From seeing the truth about me
I’m desperate that they believe me
When I tell them it wasn't me

Gonna tell them I’m sorry
For the pain that I’ve caused
Hope they don’t think about my denials
‘cos they make no sense at all

Why won’t they accept that I’m just a normal chap
With my Karl Marx Book, rusty bike, and Comrade Lenin cap.
That’s why I whinge.

Media digging and caught me red-handed
Of being a lying creep and more.

Picture this, me and Abbott butt-naked, banging on a Berlin floor.

Why can’t they forget that I had
Done all this and let me be?
All this time I’ve got away with it
But now they’ve got their eyes on me.

The performance ends and Jazza, Saggy and Diane take a bow amid a Standing Ovation.

Goodnight from Athens and please vote for our entry. "Efxaristo". Thank You.

Excellent kirk http://i.imgur.com/KtSAmFqb.jpg (https://imgur.com/KtSAmFq)

[Josiah.]

N-m-hizrv2g

[MB.]

Actually screaming at "Han Solo dies" being the bridge

It's as if Morsh himself is in the room, Luke :clap1:

[Barry.]

Han Solo dies

When?

Good job Luke.

[kirklancaster]

:clap1::clap1::clap1: Well done Luke. (I'm struggling to keep up. Lol)

[Josiah.]

https://i.imgur.com/P5XIPJ6.png
The Smile

I speak to you, can you hear me?
I touch you, can you feel me?
You open your eyes, can you see me?
Do you know that you're not lonely?


Sleep peacefully now you've earned it
The pain is mine... and I cherish it
It wouldn't be there if it weren't for
Each and every wonderful moment


Breathing quietly now
With the slightest of frowns
Your family around
Do you know we're so proud?


Quieter still
I'll hold your hand
Calm, no fear
As you leave this land


A life well lived
A life so enriched
A life full of love
Deserves an end like this


The memories are mine and I'll cherish them
Your kindness your love and your beauty
I heard you, I felt you, I saw you
And for that I'll never be lonely


The sadness is a mask
It's temporary, what will last
Is the smile, something that
You gave me

[Amy Jade]

Luke that was hilarious :laugh:

[LukeB]

Actually screaming at "Han Solo dies" being the bridge

It's as if Morsh himself is in the room, Luke :clap1:

Morsh did that

Han Solo dies

When?

Good job Luke.

He doesn't but Marsh says it all the time and got banned for it even though he doesn't watch Star Wars

:clap1::clap1::clap1: Well done Marsh.

is this shade:bawling: This was my entry

[Denver]

The Giang Brother must win otherwise im gonna kick some mother ****ing fat ass

[Amy Jade]

Jamie!

That could be an actual song. Could tell that came from the heart </3

[LukeB]

Luke that was hilarious :laugh:

Thank you:laugh: :love:

[kirklancaster]

https://i.imgur.com/P5XIPJ6.png
The Smile

I speak to you, can you hear me?
I touch you, can you feel me?
You open your eyes, can you see me?
Do you know that you're not lonely?


Sleep peacefully now you've earned it
The pain is mine... and I cherish it
It wouldn't be there if it weren't for
Each and every wonderful moment


Breathing quietly now
With the slightest of frowns
Your family around
Do you know we're so proud?


Quieter still
I'll hold your hand
Calm, no fear
As you leave this land


A life well lived
A life so enriched
A life full of love
Deserves an end like this


The memories are mine and I'll cherish them
Your kindness your love and your beauty
I heard you, I felt you, I saw you
And for that I'll never be lonely


The sadness is a mask
It's temporary, what will last
Is the smile, something that
You gave me





Beautiful man. Just beautiful.

[Barry.]

The Giang Brother must win otherwise im gonna kick some mother ****ing fat ass

:joker::joker:

[MB.]

That was lovely to read Jamie :love: