EastEnders 2019

[Firewire]

Happy New Year one and all.

Ms Kate Oates has a gift for the gays this year.

Yes, 2019 is Tish’s year!

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[Cal.]

Ruby Allen is COMING

[Wizard.]

Ugh I thought it was only a dream when she left Corrie thinking she would take over EE but it’s really happening!

[Morgan.]

Mess hasn't she done all the soaps now :laugh:

[Ross.]

She’s gorgeous!

[Black Dagger]

I'm watching just bc of her. After Santer she's my favourite producer lol

[Amy Jade]

A gay bar for LGBTQ+ icon Bernie :flutter:

[Rob!]

Urgh we love our queen.

[Greg!]

Queen of television!

[Greg!]

Jean getting a big storyline :love:

[Marsh.]

Ugh Kate Oates casting herself as the new bar owner? :love: WE STAN

[Greg!]

Wheres miss Stacey? The whole ep better not revolve around Mel

[Cal.]

Not Mel getting ready by herself on her wedding day

[reece(:]

Alfie in that damn rogue outfit :skull:

[LukeB]

It's a mess how news articles are saying mels dead in a shocking twist when the trailer showed us she made it to the church and the scene at woods :skull:

[LukeB]

I hope Maddie is a regular :love:

[reece(:]

Bet they haven't signed the papers or something

We haven't even seen the forest scenes yet ffs so it's obvious he gets out

AND Ray hiding Mel when Hunter was trying to get in the house was already done a few days ago in the Xmas ep .... :0rangu:

[Barry.]

I liked it.

[LukeB]

Bet they haven't signed the papers or something

We haven't even seen the forest scenes yet ffs so it's obvious he gets out

AND Ray hiding Mel when Hunter was trying to get in the house was already done a few days ago in the Xmas ep .... :0rangu:

It's all bit of a mess:laugh: I don't think they should have revealed much in the trailer tbh like the wood scene. I'm glad they showed Mel turning up at the church though because they did something like that last week with Alfie but they still repeated some things from the xmas ep unfortunately.

[Ashley.]

I can't believe a blistered cock got more airtime than Stacey.

[Ashley.]

Two blistered cocks if we count Ray!

[Marsh.]

I can't believe a blistered cock got more airtime than Stacey.

A cameo with no lines. :hehe:

[Marsh.]

We love seeing some of the REAL Mel Owen finally.

[Marsh.]

The actors fighting over who gets the Radio Times front cover before Kate Oates is like "erm.. I'm ready for my closeup."

https://i.imgur.com/p35TFdk.gif

[Black Dagger]

Urgh legend.

[Black Dagger]

-never comes in here to talk about what's happening in the show I'm here for Kate Oates only-

[Marsh.]

We love Mel

http://glambergirlblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/surprise-bitch-gif-3.gif

[Ashley.]

https://i.imgur.com/9vQCoTW.gif

[Ashley.]

https://i.imgur.com/lAGYKRK.gif https://i.imgur.com/BJZFRbs.gif

[Gstar]

Very disappointing start to the year with that episode

Kate's Q&A was cute though

[Joe.]

2019 needs a Chrissie Watts return...

https://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/eastenders/a25721843/eastenders-tracy-ann-oberman-chrissie-watts-possible-return/?utm_content=buffer5455a&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=maintwitterpost

[Marsh.]

Please no. Don't spoil the legend. :(

[reece(:]

2019 needs a Chrissie Watts return...

https://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/eastenders/a25721843/eastenders-tracy-ann-oberman-chrissie-watts-possible-return/?utm_content=buffer5455a&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=maintwitterpost
https://i.imgur.com/BJZFRbs.gif

[Ashley.]

Kate Oates trying to avoid the question about the show being too female heavy after having already stated that 2019 would be Sharon, Ruby and Jean's year:

https://i.imgur.com/lAGYKRK.gif

[Greg!]

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bye :( :( :(

[Cal.]

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bye :( :( :(

****ing FUMING

[Cal.]

I AM FURIOUS! IM SO MAD! SOC DRIVES ME INSANE BBC, REMOVE HER FROM THE HOUSE!!! I HATE HER! AHHHHHU! REMOVE her FROM THE HOUUUSEE!!!!

[Cal.]

Guys I can’t link but read that entire thread under the exchange Greg posted between Rita Simons and Lorna Fitzgerald im DEAD (and so are they)

[Greg!]

Guys I can’t link but read that entire thread under the exchange Greg posted between Rita Simons and Lorna Fitzgerald im DEAD (and so are they)

SCREAMING how is Miss Rita so out the loop. The whole country mourned for our Abi!

[Greg!]

New reaction pic?
http://i68.tinypic.com/33z5wsw.jpg

[Ashley.]

"Are you dead too?" :laugh2:

[Gstar]

Please no. Don't spoil the legend. :(

This. I don’t want people like Chrissie and Janine returning when the show is going through an awful phase of bad storylines and bad writing

[Marsh.]

I don't understand. (What's new? None of the plots have any internal logic)

But why is Alfie exposing what happened with Kat and Ernie?

That has nothing to do with him taking Cherry away from Hayley? :think:

I would think Hayley shoving him down the stairs would be the main point concerning that?

[Marsh.]

Also, Mel said Ray would be "going down for a long time" to which Jack said "Just for bigamy" and then Mel revealed her bruises.

So, if she intended to report him for attempting to kill her, when was she planning on doing this? She just went to her wedding party as normal? :conf:

[Ashley.]

Also, Mel said Ray would be "going down for a long time" to which Jack said "Just for bigamy" and then Mel revealed her bruises.

So, if she intended to report him for attempting to kill her, when was she planning on doing this? She just went to her wedding party as normal? :conf:

I think the point was to "humiliate" him in front of everybody first. It's silly though.

What is it with all these people suffering from trauma then getting up less than half an hour later as though nothing happened, and even, in Alfie's case, bloody grabbing a child and driving off?

[Marsh.]

Alfie wearing that hat in every scene to save the makeup girls a job.

They're too busy with Mel's neck bruises this week.

[Marsh.]

I think the point was to "humiliate" him in front of everybody first. It's silly though.

I laughed at this. Mel humiliating him in front of a square full of characters he's never shared a scene with, bar Jack. :hehe:

[Marsh.]

"Would Tiffany appreciate rainbow cake?" *winks*

:laugh2:

[reece(:]

Screaming at the excuse of Hayley being missing is that she's loaded with sleeping pills upstairs

[Marsh.]

Screaming at the excuse of Hayley being missing is that she's loaded with sleeping pills upstairs

:joker:

She's already pale, she's gonna come down looking dead tomorrow.

[Cal.]

Mel reminiscing with Ray whilst he has her son kidnapped and she’s threatening him with a loaded gun :laugh2:

[Marsh.]

Where's all the action, man???

This isn't Kathy and Sharon running around Gavin's funhouse whilst he's chucking bodies off the balcony!

[reece(:]

Ray feigning a heart attack?

Does this get any more ridiculous

[reece(:]

This isn't Kathy and Sharon running around Gavin's funhouse whilst he's chucking bodies off the balcony!

An ICONIC episode!

[Ashley.]

Ray feigning a heart attack?

Does this get any more ridiculous

The police falling for it. :laugh2: What on earth am I watching

[Marsh.]

NOT a pizza delivery. Mel peckish after a long day? :joker:

[reece(:]

Mel with that damn toilet roll wrapped round her neck to save the makeup department some budget

This **** is too much

[reece(:]

The police falling for it. :laugh2: What on earth am I watching

A true suspension of reality!

[Cal.]

Kat handing her kids over so Hayley can have the sprog she leaves on Mariam’s doorstep every Friday night :laugh2:

[Ashley.]

A true suspension of reality!

They uncuffed him and everything. :joker:

[Marsh.]

Not Lou tying Hunter up in the woods.

[Ashley.]

Not action man

[Marsh.]

Mel with that damn toilet roll wrapped round her neck to save the makeup department some budget

This **** is too much

I screamed when she popped up in the church with it.

Alfie with the cap for his life threatening injury to. :joker:

[Marsh.]

"When we thought Tommy died..."

SO CLOSE to a Ronnie mention!!

[reece(:]

I screamed when she popped up in the church with it.

Alfie with the cap for his life threatening injury to. :joker:

That dusty cap is a scream too, lovable rogue he is not

[Marsh.]

I wanted one of the wives DEAD!

Honestly, I could re-write all of these stories, make them gripping and make more sense too. :oh:

[Marsh.]

PLEASE! Don't tell me he's faking a heart attack again! :laugh2:

[Black Dagger]

She ****ing barely hit him.

[reece(:]

I wanted one of the wives DEAD!

Honestly, I could re-write all of these stories, make them gripping and make more sense too. :oh:
Not OUR Maddie!

[Black Dagger]

Oh well now he's dead.

[Marsh.]

I will honestly scream if this is another fake out. :joker:

[Marsh.]

They used to do stuff like this so well. What on earth happened to this show? :joker:

[LukeB]

like father like son?

[Marsh.]

Tommy can't wait to get back to fookin' Spain, he's had it with Stacey!

[Marsh.]

Poor Tamzin wasting a decent performance on this atrocious script.

[Marsh.]

I'M ****ING HOWLING! :laugh2:

[reece(:]

I'm trying to take this serious but Hunter's panto acting is killing me

[Marsh.]

Three people fake died this week. :joker:

[Ashley.]

Linda cheering and grabbing cake whilst Mel and Jack are discussing attempted murder. :love:

[Marsh.]

Like, EE used to do the big episodes so well. What happened?

I could think of 3 or 4 different versions of the story that would be less predictable and more interesting.

It involves one of his wives ending up dead and Mel forced to cover it up, but STILL.

[Marsh.]

https://i.gifer.com/4os.gif

[Ashley.]

That's a bloody loud phone

[reece(:]

Why is it not being mentioned that Alfie isn't even one of the boys biological dad :skull:

we luv a retcon?

[reece(:]

These forest scenes are a mess

I've never known the moon to shine so bright

[Ashley.]

https://i.imgur.com/iAz2Fa7.gif

[reece(:]

Ya not getting yur STOOPID BAG!

:joker: :joker:

[Ross.]

That whole thing was a scream

It’s like this show isn’t even trying to be a serious drama anymore :joker:

[Ross.]

https://i.imgur.com/iAz2Fa7.gif

Me at you and Andrew’s wedding

[Ashley.]

Me at you and Andrew’s wedding

:joker:

That whole thing was a scream

It’s like this show isn’t even trying to be a serious drama anymore :joker:

At least we've still got GIF material!

https://i.imgur.com/WAGaNgt.gif

[Marsh.]

Me at you and Andrew’s wedding

Not Ashley fashioning bog roll round her neck.

[Marsh.]

https://i.imgur.com/WAGaNgt.gif

I'm Maddie wondering when the hell my big scene is.

[Ashley.]

Not Bert and Ernie trying to murder Big Mo amongst it all.

[Marsh.]

The way Mel shouted "Hunter!!" after slapping them. :laugh2:

I don't understand this show sometimes. :laugh:

[reece(:]

NOT Ray's accomplice being a fookin Kebab shop AHHH

[Cal.]

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We LOVE the best scene EVER!

[Marsh.]

No. Her best moment is telling Ricky to glass Bobby!

[Marsh.]

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[Marsh.]

"He'll never get over this! Scarred for life!!"

So that's why he killed Lucy.

[BBUK-Fan]

Why is it not being mentioned that Alfie isn't even one of the boys biological dad :skull:

we luv a retcon?

He is the biological dad of Bert and Ernie

[BBUK-Fan]

Dire episodes. Obvious ending

[Marsh.]

He is the biological dad of Bert and Ernie

He aint Tommy's dad.

[reece(:]

SCREAMING Mel plunging into a tree then reversing into Ray

I love me on GTA

[Marsh.]

Mel took advice from Stacey and didn't invite Sonia to the wedding.

[BBUK-Fan]

He aint Tommy's dad.

I know and didn’t say he was.

[Marsh.]

I know and didn’t say he was.

So what does Bert and Ernie have t'do wiv it EH??????:oh:

[reece(:]

Ray rising out of the soil

We love Thriller MV

[reece(:]

Well Ray was an almighty FLOP wasn't he!

[Ashley.]

He is the biological dad of Bert and Ernie

And yet it's Tommy he's trying to take back to Spain

https://i.imgur.com/qfCHSPe.gif

[Marsh.]

And yet it's Tommy he's trying to take back to Spain

https://i.imgur.com/qfCHSPe.gif

:joker::joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

So Alfie and Kat were living in Spain with the kids all fine for 3 years. And Alfie was planning on going back there with 4 kids.

So why was he having to move his kids into Stacey's loft when he returned? He was planning on getting back together with Kat and moving back over so why not get their own flat/house?

I love logical scripting.

[reece(:]

The loft conversion was a plot device for Hayley's sisters coming in 2020?

[Marsh.]

The loft conversion was a plot device for Hayley's sisters coming in 2020?

A cunning ruse by the producers ready for more Slater/Fowler sprogs.

Lacey Turner horrified at more pregnancy stories.

[Ashley.]

Whitney and Lee Halfway are adorable though. The show needs a genuine relationship.

But why are Whitney and Tiffany living with the Slaters? Did I miss something?

[Marsh.]

Whitney and Lee Halfway are adorable though. The show needs a genuine relationship.

But why are Whitney and Tiffany living with the Slaters? Did I miss something?

Whitney lived with Stacey before Kat, Mo and Jean all got their jobs back.

Then Tiffany got her job back so she stayed with Whitney.

Why Whitney, Tiffany, and Halfway don't have a flat I've no idea.

The scripts keep pointing out how ludicrously overcrowded the house is but make no effort to make them act like real people. Nobody would want to be crammed in that house.

[reece(:]

Remember the storyline where Martin wanted them all out which resulted in nothing!

[Marsh.]

Meanwhile, Miss Bev is chilling in Ian's six bedroom house that has no occupants.

[reece(:]

Meanwhile, Miss Bev is chilling in Ian's six bedroom house that has no occupants.

Didn't miss Bev leave again after storming out on Xmas day and calling Cherry hideous :skull:

[Ashley.]

Probably to save costs on building a new set. It does get ridiculous when the producers pile an entire family/extended family into a 3-4 bedroom house, though. What happened to Kim's old house?

[reece(:]

Which set is Ruby's new flat taking over?

[Marsh.]

Didn't miss Bev leave again after storming out on Xmas day and calling Cherry hideous :skull:

:joker:

[Ashley.]

Which set is Ruby's new flat taking over?

Whitney lived there initially didn't she?

https://i.imgur.com/0ObI6Tx.gif

[Marsh.]

It's like all the sets are disappearing.

Soon, all that will be left are The Vic, Stacey's kitchen and Sharon's kitchen. I swear most episodes take place in those spaces.

Once a fortnight we venture into Ruby's bedsit or Mel's house.

[reece(:]

Whitney lived there initially didn't she?

https://i.imgur.com/0ObI6Tx.gif

:joker:

It was somewhere else on the square then wasn't it?

[reece(:]

It's like all the sets are disappearing.

Soon, all that will be left are The Vic, Stacey's kitchen and Sharon's kitchen. I swear most episodes take place in those spaces.

Once a fortnight we venture into Ruby's bedsit or Mel's house.

Justice for The Albert, I wonder if that set becomes the geigh bar.

[Ashley.]

:joker:

It was somewhere else on the square then wasn't it?

Whitney's flat was above Max and Tanya's old place. Where is it now? :think:

[Marsh.]

Yeah, I think it's the same flat.

But why would millionaire Ruby be living in a tiny bedsit and not a swish pad? :think:

[armand.kay]

Justice for The Albert, I wonder if that set becomes the geigh bar.

here for sharon's being the gay bar

[Cal.]

NO! We want Kim in the gay bar!

[Greg!]

This show having 3 people coming back from the dead in just over a week :skull:

[Cal.]

Stuart fake died as well messy

[Greg!]

Jemima's dead daughter is shaking?

[Marsh.]

NO! We want Kim in the gay bar!

DO me a favour!


/Kim

[Ashley.]

Yeah, I think it's the same flat.

But why would millionaire Ruby be living in a tiny bedsit and not a swish pad? :think:

I just figured she was hiding herself away or something. But nothing has come up about that story in a while, last we heard she was on her way to court and that was weeks ago.

[Josy]

In the minority but I think Kate Oates is ****e

[Josy]

Isn't Whitney and Stacey connected through whits brother too? :think:

[Marsh.]

I just figured she was hiding herself away or something. But nothing has come up about that story in a while, last we heard she was on her way to court and that was weeks ago.

Yeah last I remember was Stacey coming to hide the kid's presents in hers and Ruby was sleeping in a pile of filth.

[Marsh.]

Isn't Whitney and Stacey connected through whits brother too? :think:

Yeah Whitney is Lily's auntie.

[Marsh.]

In the minority but I think Kate Oates is ****e

I stopped watching Corrie during her time. Not necessarily because of her, but it didn't convince me to keep watching.

[Denver]

I think Kate is massively risky especially if you just does the same storylines as she has in the past

[Marsh.]

I think Kate is massively risky especially if you just does the same storylines as she has in the past

Well you're on a road to disappointment if you expect her to do anything massively original anyway.

Soap staples are a selection of stories that rarely change.

The biggest problem is EE has forgotten how to tell hem properly and effectively. Take Kat/Alfie and Mel/Ray over Christmas. Two big soapy plots that should work. But sloppy writing, poor plotting, weak charaterisation and repeating the same stories with the same characters is the issue.

Those are the types of things Kate needs to fix. She can dream up all the big and explosive stories she wants but if it's still being executed the way the last few years have it won't make a difference. It's the way they plot, write and tell the stories that needs a lot of work.

[Greg!]

Did Hunter just shoot himself idgi

Also I HATE Stuart!

[thisisdanny]

Did Hunter just shoot himself idgi

Also I HATE Stuart!

No it was Mel hearing a flashback of the gunshot when the glass smashed

[Marsh.]

Why does everyone think Hunter fired the gun. :skull:

The glass smashed, which triggered some kind of flashback to the gunshot for Mel showing how shaken she is by the entire ordeal.

[thisisdanny]

Why does everyone think Hunter fired the gun. :skull:

The glass smashed, which triggered some kind of flashback to the gunshot for Mel showing how shaken she is by the entire ordeal.

Screaming at the facebook parade convinced he's dead too

[Ashley.]

Yeah Hunter definitely didn't shoot himself. :joker: The scene at the end was just a twist on the storyline to show that Hunter wasn't as remorseful as he made himself out to be. I quite liked that.

I actually enjoyed Stuart as a villain at first but if he has a part to play in Harold's death then he can leave!

[Marsh.]

Who the fookin ell is Harold? This aint Neighbours!

[Ashley.]

Who the fookin ell is Harold? This aint Neighbours!

Dr. Legg!

[Marsh.]

Dr. Legg!

OH!!

[Marsh.]

When he could barely nibble on a cracker and Dot was trying to stuff him with three different types of cake. :skull:

[Josy]

If Stuart does anything to doctor legg I'll crack :fist:

[Ashley.]

What does Stuart want with Dot, anyway? I can't tell for the life of me what his motives are unless I've missed something integral.

[Firewire]

"That is really rude... but true"

Kat makes me HOWL

[Denver]

Hunter is gonna be a serial killer??

[Rob!]

Howling at all Stuart’s scars on his head from all the different head injuries

[Ashley.]

Hunter is gonna be a serial killer??

Hm, I can see him using the gun as a shield more than a weapon. And I think he was mostly glad to be able to get away with it (for now), and that Mel would do anything to keep him out of prison.

[Marsh.]

I think Jack's gonna start hanging around Mel again, then Hunter and him are going to get into another confrontation where Hunter then pulls the gun out and threatens him. Which will then lead to Jack discovering what happened...

and then that fits with the spoiler pictures of Jack having Hunter arrested and Mel kicking off.

[Denver]

Hunter has been written out

Seems like he was axed

[Denver]

I an guessing Mel was originally gonna take the blame? Hence why she was meant to be written out but decided to stay

[Marsh.]

I don't think she was "meant to be written out". Sounds like Tamzin Outhwaite just intended to do a year but is enjoying it so much she's been convinced to stay on.

[Ashley.]

They wouldn't write out Mel. :joker: She was probably going to leave around the same time as Hunter (let's face it, he was never staying more than a year).

[Vanessa]

Hunter has been written out

Seems like he was axed

Shame. He would have made a great villain.

[Glenn.]

No he wouldn’t. He can’t act

[Firewire]

No he wouldn’t. He can’t act

Clocked

[Ross.]

No he wouldn’t. He can’t act

Clocked

He might not be able to act but he’s bloody Steve Owen’s son so have some respect!

https://i.imgur.com/WAGaNgt.gif

[Rob!]

Ted out, Pam and Les back in? :fc:

[Ross.]

Is Ted even in the show anymore

[Gstar]

Not this thread being more entertaining than the show

Also, I liked the glass smashing duff duff

[Gstar]

I'm indifferent to having a gay bar on the square. Yeah, it could be fun but it might be a bit much. We have Hollyoaks for things like that

The concept of Eastenders is "rough east end" and although they'll be keeping up with the modern times..

https://media.tenor.com/images/f52454fb970693f2b5741aaa896accc1/tenor.gif

[Ashley.]

Walford isn't supposed to be that big either, is it? Certainly not big or populated enough for three bars and a pub.

[Glenn.]

He might not be able to act but he’s bloody Steve Owen’s son so have some respect!

https://i.imgur.com/WAGaNgt.gif

We know. It’s like he’s literally trying to be Martin Kemp and lets be real, he isn’t that great an actor to be immortalising to begin with.

[Marsh.]

Walford isn't supposed to be that big either, is it? Certainly not big or populated enough for three bars and a pub.

I think it is. It's supposed to extend far beyond the Square.

Enough that it takes a car ride to reach Walford Common. :hehe:

Plus, it must be big enough in order to qualify as a "borough" surely? It has its own council. :laugh:

[Ashley.]

I think it is. It's supposed to extend far beyond the Square.

Enough that it takes a car ride to reach Walford Common. :hehe:

Plus, it must be big enough in order to qualify as a "borough" surely? It has its own council. :laugh:

I keep forgetting there's places outside of the Square that are still in Walford. It's not like they ever bloody use them apart from that one other café people go to when they're hiding from someone. :think:

[Marsh.]

I keep forgetting there's places outside of the Square that are still in Walford. It's not like they ever bloody use them apart from that one other café people go to when they're hiding from someone. :think:

My god, the number of times they've used that street for skulking about the last couple of months. Sharon's affair, Alfie's kidnapping, Tiffany's drug dealing, Mel's wedding plotting. It's a wonder they don't bump into each other frequently. :joker:

[reece(:]

I keep forgetting there's places outside of the Square that are still in Walford. It's not like they ever bloody use them apart from that one other café people go to when they're hiding from someone. :think:

My god, the number of times they've used that street for skulking about the last couple of months. Sharon's affair, Alfie's kidnapping, Tiffany's drug dealing, Mel's wedding plotting. It's a wonder they don't bump into each other frequently. :joker:

:joker::joker::joker:

[Gstar]

We know. It’s like he’s literally trying to be Martin Kemp and lets be real, he isn’t that great an actor to be immortalising to begin with.

And an even worse CBB housemate

[Marsh.]

ERM, LESS of the Steve Owen shade you pair of bitches! :oh:

[Gstar]

No fk u

https://i.imgur.com/1WCIPv2.gif

[Gstar]

No episode today? Or is it just me?

[Greg!]

I can't at Mel and Hunter not even making an appearance this episode after that cliffhanger :skull:

[Josy]

Wtf at no Mel or Hunter air time :/

And what on earth was that Karen bathroom scene :o cringe

[Ashley.]

Why can't Alfie just get a house close to the square? Makes no sense

I don't understand how you can "build a life" in another country in the space of a year.

[Ashley.]

Also what happened to Dean's old flat that Stacey was living in?

[reece(:]

This Evie gal...

[Josy]

Anyone else think...

Lainey is preggers and it'll be a who's the dad, max or Jack and have yet another falling out between those 2 :think:

[thisisdanny]

Anyone else think...

Lainey is preggers and it'll be a who's the dad, max or Jack and have yet another falling out between those 2 :think:

I might be wrong but didn't Rainie say one of the reason she really wanted baby Abi was because she couldn't have kids of her own? :conf: I might have just made that up tho oops

[Josy]

I might be wrong but didn't Rainie say one of the reason she really wanted baby Abi was because she couldn't have kids of her own? :conf: I might have just made that up tho oopsAh yeah I vaguely remember something along those lines, I'm just catching up after not watching as much so guessing about stuff mostly [emoji23]

[Josy]

Really don't like Evie

[Cal.]

I think Evie’s a brilliant villain. Definitely the best of the ‘scary’ teenage villains we’ve had over the years.

[Cal.]

I think Evie’s a brilliant villain. Definitely the best of the ‘scary’ teenage villains we’ve had over the years.

[Josy]

I think Evie’s a brilliant villain. Definitely the best of the ‘scary’ teenage villains we’ve had over the years.Aww I think the complete opposite Cal, think she's a terrible choice of villain

[Daniel-X]

I ADORE Evie, I think the Tiff storyline has been the most invested I’ve been in one for years.

[Rob!]

Evie is an absolute howl. Her getting the duff duff tonight :love:

[Greg!]

Evie’s WOT at the end :laugh2:

[Greg!]

Evie and Bev are my favs atm. The new Ron and Rox confirmed?

[Greg!]

I think
’Rat’ might be the kid found dead in the woods? :worry:

[Cal.]

I think
’Rat’ might be the kid found dead in the woods? :worry:

Omg

[Rob!]

I think
’Rat’ might be the kid found dead in the woods? :worry:

Well, no, that's going to be Ray isn't it you silly woman?

[Greg!]

Well, no, that's going to be Ray isn't it you silly woman?

The article said CHILD stupid girl.

[Greg!]

At least that’s what I remember lol!

[Cal.]

It said young person and the body was covered by a sheet

Ray was buried

[Rob!]

Oh well that's egg on my face!

[reece(:]

Evie is an absolute howl. Her getting the duff duff tonight :love:

That mob boss coat she wears that goes down to her feet, ugh a pantomime icon.

[Ross.]

Mess at that whole episode

[Ross.]

I need a drink to get me through this Evie story

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[Rob!]

Mess at that whole episode

I need a drink to get me through this Evie story

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Oh shut up

[Ross.]

Oh shut up

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[Wizard.]

Maddy the bully outsold!

[Ross.]

2019 needs to be the year Janine comes home

[Liam-]

I also struggle to watch anything to do with Tiff and Evie, it’s dreadful

[reece(:]

Maddy the bully outsold!

NOT Alex and Mads

[Marsh.]

Excuse the LOT of you!

Had no interest in Jagger Swagger but it's been TiffEnders ever since Miss Evie arrived thank you very much! :nono: We love her playing on Bernie's lezza tendencies!

[Marsh.]

I might be wrong but didn't Rainie say one of the reason she really wanted baby Abi was because she couldn't have kids of her own? :conf: I might have just made that up tho oops

Like Sharon wasn't able to have kids for years until she suddenly had Dennis' heir. Stupid writing.

[Ross.]

Tiff is great but me caring about the scenes with Evie and some random drug addict

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[Ross.]

It's taking up screen time which should be going to our Rainie!`

[Daniel-X]

Is Ross still talking? Get her outta here!

[Marsh.]

Why can't Alfie just get a house close to the square? Makes no sense

I don't understand how you can "build a life" in another country in the space of a year.

Eh?

They lived in Spain for three years you silly sod.

But it's odd. He was happily moving back to London just before Christmas, and apparently had so little to his name he was living in Stacey's loft. But now suddenly he can't stay close to the kids in London because he's "got a life in Spain". The writers don't talk to each other. :think:

The easiest conclusion would be Kat and Alfie admitting defeat that they can't stay together and Alfie just buggering off doing his funeral scams elsewhere in London so the kids see him off screen so Shane Richie's absence is explained.

Instead they're opting for a ridiculous plot where he disappears back to Spain. The show overcomplicates everything.

[Marsh.]

Also what happened to Dean's old flat that Stacey was living in?

I thought that was the flat Stacey recommended to Ruby, then suddenly she was moving into Whitney's old shoe cupboard.

[Cal.]

I don’t understand why Yorke made Kat poor again either

I know a million wouldn’t have got you far in London but their bar in Spain could have doubled their wealth or something so she didn’t have to stay in Stacey and Martin’s loft

[Marsh.]

That mob boss coat she wears that goes down to her feet, ugh a pantomime icon.

With her fanny pack stuffed with treats for Our Tiff. LEGEND.

[Marsh.]

I don’t understand why Yorke made Kat poor again either

I know a million wouldn’t have got you far in London but their bar in Spain could have doubled their wealth or something so she didn’t have to stay in Stacey and Martin’s loft

Yeah, it would have been enough that she could run her own business at least.

Sick of everyone being destitute.

Everyone except Sharon who is too busy spending Phil's money to come and take part in her own storyline.

[Daniel-X]

With her fanny pack stuffed with treats for Our Tiff. LEGEND.

Ahhhhh miss thing having an abundance of sweeties on her all the time for when Tiff rubs her ego <3

[Marsh.]

Ahhhhh miss thing having an abundance of sweeties on her all the time for when Tiff rubs her ego <3

Tiffany is gonna need her own loft conversion for all the new lipgloss flavours she has.

[Cal.]

They need to close the door on her relationship with Alfie and Kat needs a gangster lover with plenty of money!

[Daniel-X]

AND they need to bring Cindy Jnr back if you’re asking me

[Marsh.]

Well Evie was the surprise reveal of Jagger's boss. Cindy Jr is Evie's boss.

Then six months after that Janine Butcher is revealed as the top of the chain.

They crash in Ted's flat again and Tiffany arrives to see Charlie Brooks sat in his armchair like Corleone.

[Rob!]

They need to close the door on her relationship with Alfie and Kat needs a gangster lover with plenty of money!

Miss Evie to step in?

[Daniel-X]

Well Evie was the surprise reveal of Jagger's boss. Cindy Jr is Evie's boss.

Then six months after that Janine Butcher is revealed as the top of the chain.

They crash in Ted's flat again and Tiffany arrives to see Charlie Brooks sat in his armchair like Corleone.

And they’re all lesbian lovers that run the pub!

BRILLIANT! UTTERLY BRILLIANT!

[Marsh.]

Can you believe we had all kinds of theories about the return of Melanie Owen and her teenage son, Sharon and Phil becoming the new mafia, Janine's return and Kat's secret she returned with.

Turns out the big new gangster plot is all about Miss Bernie's rug munching. :amazed:

[Daniel-X]

On a serious note I’m still angry they wrote Miss Cindy Jnr our and replaced her with Louise ****ing Mitchell

[Marsh.]

Worse that she was destined to a life with Ricky and Liam Butcher in Germany.

Kate Oates to reverse it like she's gonna save Lola from a life with Dexter in Nottingham?

[reece(:]

It's taking up screen time which should be going to our Rainie!`
Our favourite addict

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[Marsh.]

Gutted Rainie is going.

[Ross.]

Gutted Rainie is going.

Since bloody when

[Marsh.]

Since bloody when

Since she returned, Tanya Franks aint staying.

[Ross.]

Since she returned, Tanya Franks aint staying.

Tanya Franks best friend are we?

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[reece(:]

It to be revealed Evie is Gavin Sullivan's other dawta?

[Ross.]

It to be revealed Evie is Gavin Sullivan's other dawta?

:joker:

[Marsh.]

She did say it but I've just found an interview where she says she's looking forward to where Kate Oates is taking Rainie so maybe she's changed her mind? :/

[reece(:]

She did say it but I've just found an interview where she says she's looking forward to where Kate Oates is taking Rainie so maybe she's changed her mind? :/

Back to the crack den?

[Marsh.]

Back to the crack den?

Sharon to return to her snorting lines off Phil's pale ass?

[Denver]

Evie will defo be dead by summer

[Black Dagger]

Evie is dire. Get rid.

[Marsh.]

Ru Paul's Drag Race UK is coming!

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[Marsh.]

Alfie still hanging around like a bad smell at the end of the month. :unsure:

I thought Shane Richie was supposed to be busy. WHAT is going on?

[LukeB]

Ru Paul's Drag Race UK is coming!

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Pat you are safe
Pauline GET OUT OF MY PUB

[reece(:]

The Alfie story is going absolutely nowhere

[thisisdanny]

Fed up of the Alfie story tbh, I feel like Boxing Day twist was good and should have been left there for a few months

[thisisdanny]

Can't wait for the 2 episodes tonight, Evie is going to slay :clap1:

[Marsh.]

The Alfie story is going absolutely nowhere

They brought Shane Richie in for two months so instead of plotting a two month arc they're literally re-doing the same week long plot 8 times.

Expecting Hayley to shove him down the stairs again.

[Firewire]

They should’ve done an Alfie on the run type story where Kat drives around in Charlie’s cab searching for him with Hayley in the back screaming “HE’S IN THERE!!!!” as she points at every bin