Eurovision Grand Final discussion thread BBC1 18/05 8pm

[Amy Jade]

Denmark :love:

[Denver]

I reckon this will be B5

[Vanessa]

This is so cute :love:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Strong

[reece(:]

"Don't get too political"

UK's scalp is NOT safe

[Ammi]

...Love is forever...:love:..


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[Amy Jade]

Anyone who plays Dead by Daylight is this Meg, LezaNea and Claudette?

[Denver]

I would piss myself if te ladder gave way

[brat.]

god this is boring

[Ross.]

The chair is a bit of a mess but this is cute

[reece(:]

god this is boring
You teas when Slé plays ha song

[brat.]

serving angus thongs and perfect snogging soundtrack

[Vanessa]

:clap2:

[thisisdanny]

Miss Denmark is the worst so far imo

[sleleen]

serving angus thongs and perfect snogging soundtrack

bish i thiught that and was gonna write it

[reece(:]

Not choreography with the ladders :skull:

[brat.]

You teas when Slé plays ha song

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[brat.]

badgalriri's impact?

[thisisdanny]

Nawt a DENTIST get him away :bawling:

[Crimson Dynamo]

This isn't camp, how dare people

[thisisdanny]

SCREAMING wtf is this

[reece(:]

Not San Marino

[brat.]

joe really got his big break after big bruvva huh!

[Amy Jade]

This has grown on me just because he's awful but the song is catchy af

[thisisdanny]

joe really got his big break after big bruvva huh!

I was just about to say this hjadhjah

[Vanessa]

:dance: say na na na

[Headie]

This has grown on me just because he's awful but the song is catchy af

Same :laugh:

[Ammi]

..I’m not totally with the song but I think he probably has nice teeth...

[reece(:]

I love cruise ship cabaret :love:

[MTVN]

We have our winner people!!!

[Vanessa]

..I’m not totally with the song but I think he probably has nice teeth...

Let's dance :dance:

[reece(:]

If San Marino where would they host it? :skull:

[Denver]

This is as Eurovision as you can get tbh

[Ammi]

Let's dance :dance:

..:dance:..

[thisisdanny]

Mr San Marino to WIN :dance:

[Denver]

If San Marino where would they host it? :skull:

On a cruise ship?

[Ross.]

The choreography :joker:

[Amy Jade]

He's fun I approve!

[Greg!]

The WINNER.

[Denver]

Wow my Queen is on

[Vanessa]

Graham is so funny :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Someone hold Adam!

[Denver]

I need tissues

[Ross.]

If San Marino where would they host it? :skull:

We love the dentist hosting it in his garden

[Liam-]

I need tissues

Weirdest wank ever

[reece(:]

I want James Cromwell to win :love: San Marino scalped it!

[Vanessa]

This is a great ballad.

[Amy Jade]

Oh gosh her vocals are off

[Liam-]

On delay, I love San Marino’s song, he’s just awful

[Ammi]

...she has a great voice..:love:..

[Vanessa]

How very dramatic :love:

[Headie]

We stan a feminist icon?

[reece(:]

Mother has spoken

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[Vanessa]

:lovedup:

[Denver]

I am in tears she deserves to win

[Amy Jade]

Best ballad this year tbf

[Denver]

If the UK dont give her 12 im emigrated

[thisisdanny]

Oop a Grindr mention

[brat.]

nawt the grindr sponsored segment ffff

[Denver]

Not him shouting out Grindr

[thisisdanny]

If the UK dont give her 12 im emigrated

bye

[Crimson Dynamo]

Wow

[brat.]

miss malta still has my vote

[Vanessa]

Best ballad this year tbf

It's very emotional and her voice is incredible.

[Braden]

It's a tad depressing, though I know it's supposed to be a powerful ballad with a nice story.

[Headie]

mother has spoken

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[Headie]

Time for some gospel legends up next :clap1:

[Denver]

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Her to have a heart attack when Rylan reads out our scores

[Vanessa]

It's a tad depressing, though I know it's supposed to be a powerful ballad with a nice story.

It's a bit sad :bawling:

[reece(:]

"The crowd was amazing, they transformed like chameleons"

bye, this promo :skull:

[Liam-]

‘15 acts didn’t qualify... and this did’

Who pissed in Graham’s Chardonnay?

[Braden]

I'm OBSESSED with Assi :love:

[Denver]

This is who i feel will win

[reece(:]

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Any chance for a Rylan lashing :joker:

[Ross.]

Not all this time wasting with the hosts

[Amy Jade]

Sweden and the mommas :love:

[Vanessa]

Sweden :love:

[Barry.]

Love Sweeden.

[Vanessa]

His voice :lovedup:

[reece(:]

Sweden always serving bops!

[thisisdanny]

Mr Sweden seems fun

[Barry.]

Ugh do I have to vote for 12 acts tonight!

[Ammi]

...it’s not too late for love Sweden...:love:...great song...

[Headie]

Gospel legends! <3

[Adamw92]

Really enjoying this one

[Denver]

This does have a winners vibe to it but i dont really want Sweden to have a 3rd in 7 years

[Vanessa]

:dance:

[thisisdanny]

Is that Helen from Drake and Josh

[Crimson Dynamo]

Get this twat off

[Headie]

Sweden always serving bops!

One of my faves amongst the many bops tonight!

[Vanessa]

I think this could win it

[Liam-]

I think I’m in love with John of Sweden

[Crimson Dynamo]

Worst so far

[Amy Jade]

Love Sweden :clap1:

[Ammi]

...so excellent..:flutter:...

[Barry.]

Oh now it the sex pests. Bet they do it everynight.

[Headie]

"They're called the Big Mamas"

Um they're called the mamas but shame away if that's ya thing!

[Ross.]

A bop!

[Amy Jade]

Not these two

[reece(:]

Loving the fat gospel aunties

[Crimson Dynamo]

Call the police

[thisisdanny]

These are really creepy

[Denver]

Like does he realise nobody under 40 has wore 3/4 lengths in 15 years?

[Vanessa]

Mm, not feeling this. A bit depressing?

[Barry.]

Not these two

Top 15 im guessing.

[reece(:]

Ell and Nikki they are not

[thisisdanny]

Like does he realise nobody under 40 has wore 3/4 lengths in 15 years?

He's bringing them back

[Liam-]

They’re definitely siblings that shag lbr

[Adamw92]

:idc:

[Barry.]

He's hot though I think.

[Braden]

Ugh, live for this kooky ****.

[Vanessa]

:huh:

[reece(:]

A young Cersei and Jaime?

[thisisdanny]

He's hot though I think.

Awful opinion

[Ammi]

...she has a very pretty voice but the song is quite bland for me...

[Amy Jade]

This is such a snooze

[Barry.]

Awful opinion

Did I ask you?

[Smithy]

**** me this is boring

[Vanessa]

...she has a very pretty voice but the song is quite bland for me...

Graham : creepy :joker:

[thisisdanny]

Did I ask you?

:oh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Are they from Norfolk

[Denver]

Tamata Queen

[Liam-]

Like, the way he moves his neck and head freaks me out

[Vanessa]

We need something more upbeat! :fist:

[Amy Jade]

Fuego 2.0

[Barry.]

Like, the way he moves his neck and head freaks me out

Bet he does that for sex too.

[Liam-]

There was more passion between me and my keema naan than there is between them

[Adamw92]

We need something more upbeat! :fist:

Cyprus coming to deliver :clap1:

[Vanessa]

This is more like it :dance:

[Barry.]

A bop.

[brat.]

zara larsson :love:

[reece(:]

All these chicks with the Sia wigs...

[Headie]

I smell this being Reece's fave

[Liam-]

Fuego 2.0

Aye, but Fuego is a banger, can we complain?

[thisisdanny]

Miss Cyprus came to SLAY

[Ammi]

...she looks incredible and it’s a bop...:love:..

[thisisdanny]

So many bops tonight

[Vanessa]

This is great!

[Ross.]

Cyprus serving the bops with this and Fuego :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

Aye, but Fuego is a banger, can we complain?

Not at all tbh

[reece(:]

I smell this being Reece's fave

oh TEA! We love Sia Foureira

[Denver]

Cyprus should have just resent Fuego

[Barry.]

Her costume is cute.

[Barry.]

Cyprus should have just resent Fuego

Thought you liked this?

[Vanessa]

:amazed:

[reece(:]

oh miss Slé has been plugging this

[thisisdanny]

I think this is my favourite so far

[Braden]

I feel like Cyprus and Belarus are like that Beyonce Pepsi/India Ferrah & Phoenix gif

[Ammi]

...Cyprus...:lovedup:..

[Adamw92]

Cyprus giving us back-to-back bops :clap1:

[Denver]

Thought you liked this?

I do but its not Fuego

[Denver]

Toilet time

[Amy Jade]

Boo Netherlands!

[Vanessa]

The bookies favourite.

[Headie]

oh TEA! We love Sia Foureira

Stay perched for more bops incoming after these snoozes!

[Barry.]

I don't think think they will win though.

[Braden]

How many people in the crowd are confused and think this is Madonna?

[Denver]

Hope the Piano falls on his foot

[Barry.]

I do like it but it's a bit marmite.

[Headie]

Boo Netherlands!

:laugh:

I'm sure it's not even a bad song tbh but there's so many good bops this year it would be tragic if it won

[thisisdanny]

Hope the Piano falls on his foot

A sympathy vote?

[Vanessa]

Aw, , I think this is lovely :love:

[Barry.]

A sympathy vote?

Hope his trousers fall offf.

[reece(:]

is this Jack_

[Amy Jade]

:laugh:

I'm sure it's not even a bad song tbh but there's so many good bops this year it would be tragic if it won

Yeah, I'd be a bit sad if this won because it's very blah

[thisisdanny]

Hope his trousers fall offf.

Wishful thinking

[brat.]

a bloody snooze fest! #yawn

[Denver]

It just doesnt scream winner at all, it has no moment

[reece(:]

I do but its not Fuego

Meanwhile

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[Vanessa]

I like it, but prefer Norway.

[Ross.]

What upcoming songs are the bops

Haven’t listened to any before the show this year

[Liam-]

I wouldn’t be surprising at a boring singing winning anymore after Portugal

[Amy Jade]

What upcoming songs are the bops

Haven’t listened to any before the show this year

Norway!

[thisisdanny]

What upcoming songs are the bops

Haven’t listened to any before the show this year

I never listen to any before the final :smug: Better to be surprised

[Barry.]

What upcoming songs are the bops

Haven’t listened to any before the show this year

Iceland, Norway, etc.

[Braden]

Joel Dommett came through.

[MTVN]

Bit meh that imo

[Barry.]

Greece is only ok but her voice is great.

[Adamw92]

Faves so far:

Cyprus, Sweden and The Netherlands.

[brat.]

monica michael WHEWWW!

[thisisdanny]

monica michael WHEWWW!

BANG BANG

[Braden]

Was Graham implying that Greece may pip The Netherlands to the post?

[Vanessa]

Sweden has a winner's vibe to it.

[reece(:]

Aubrey Plaza :love:

[Barry.]

Was Graham implying that Greece may pip The Netherlands to the post?

No I think he meant like Russia or something.

[Ammi]

..I always think no pain/no gain is a bit dumb...

[Headie]

Rebecca Ferguson :love:

[Amy Jade]

I really like Greece

[Denver]

Was Graham implying that Greece may pip The Netherlands to the post?

No I think he meant like Russia or something.

I think it will become fairly obvious that Switzerland will win later on

[Ammi]

...but I like the song and I love her...:flutter:..

[Vanessa]

I don't like this

[brat.]

this is so bad I-

[Ross.]

I’ve had enough of this one now please move on

[Liam-]

Tell me that Replay isn’t going to be a summer smash

[Barry.]

I loved Czech, so catchy.

[Denver]

Netherlands haver gone from a 46% chance of winning to 42% after that while Australia up to 16% and Switzerland 10%

[Barry.]

I admit, I like Kobi's song.

[Headie]

Tell me that Replay isn’t going to be a summer smash

Oh honey you've got a big storm coming when Miss Switzerland arrives!

[Headie]

From a bop last year to a snooze this year

[Ammi]

..Madonna performing is so exciting..

[Amy Jade]

Ross from Friends?

[thisisdanny]

Why does his bowtie have a cheesy grin?

[reece(:]

The confirmed trinity:

1. Cyprus
2. Malta
3. San Marino

[Barry.]

Ross from Friends?

Ben grown up?

[Headie]

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[Liam-]

Oh honey you've got a big storm coming when Miss Switzerland arrives!

Switzerland has grown on me

[reece(:]

"No one's been allowed to see her rehearse"

Meanwhile she's been posting all her rehearsels onto Instagram

[Barry.]

The confirmed trinity:

1. Cyprus
2. Malta
3. San Marino

Funny way to spell Iceland.

[Headie]

Not this being a poundland version of Sweden's choir

[Ammi]

...not hugely warming to Israel’s entry this year...but he is someone...

[Vanessa]

But of a snoozefest, this

[reece(:]

Funny way to spell Iceland.

They haven't performed yet :think:

[Adamw92]

Toy >>>>>>> this bore fest

[Liam-]

Funny way to spell Iceland.

Iceland is tragic

[Barry.]

They haven't performed yet :think:

I thought you meant altogether my bad.

[MTVN]

I love this

1 more year!!

[Ross.]

..Madonna performing is so exciting..

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[Amy Jade]

The tears :laugh2:

[Liam-]

Is there are break after Netherlands?

[Braden]

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Javine was treated like dirt despite performing this timeless classic. I remember being so gutted she did **** that year, lmao

[reece(:]

I thought you meant altogether my bad.

Oop so far

I thought there was a break half way but appaz not!

[thisisdanny]

Serving Mr Showbiz

Crying but no tears...

[Ammi]

...he has a voice though..:love:...just not a great song..

[Denver]

Wow we love Pop legends from Norway

[Barry.]

Here's Norway!!

[Amy Jade]

Yaaaaaaaas Norway!

[Amy Jade]

I love this!

[Vanessa]

Norway. Love this song, it's so Eurovision :dance:

[reece(:]

"I feel the sun upon my skin, and I am... some one"

me lying around the pool on holidays sipping sex on the beach.

[Barry.]

I love this!

Me too

[Ammi]

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...you try telling that to Nancy, Ross...

[Denver]

Gareth Gates and The Kumars shook?

[Adamw92]

Like this already

[Amy Jade]

Alexandra has the best voice this year

[Vanessa]

:dance::dance::dance::dance:

[Denver]

Alexandra has the best voice this year

-After Tamara-

[thisisdanny]

Norway :dance:

[Vanessa]

:banana:

[thisisdanny]

Who let Pitbull represent?

[DouglasS]

This has been the best today so far

[Denver]

We love the next UK #1

[Barry.]

A bop!

[reece(:]

Mess at the old bald man's vocal

[Ammi]

...OMG I love this..:lovedup:...this could summon up the Norse Gods...

[Ross.]

Omg what a ****ing bop

[Denver]

This does genuinely deserve to win

[Liam-]

Okay so what’s happened to Greece? She was great in the semis

[Amy Jade]

This is getting my votes 100%

[Vanessa]

This would make a great winner!

[Ammi]

...perfect..:love:..