Eurovision Grand Final discussion thread BBC1 18/05 8pm

[brat.]

Ha discord journey:love:

whew character development :love:

[thisisdanny]

im only at serbia but im gonna cry at australia ah think

I love how much you love this

[brat.]

miss malta WILL be added to the queue next time!

[Braden]

my rough ranking of the performances:

Iceland
Australia
Italy
Denmark
Albania
Greece
Slovenia
Spain
Switzerland
France
The Netherlands
Norway
Azerbaijan
Cyprus
Belarus
Russia
Sweden
Estonia
Czech Republic
Malta
Israel
Serbia
Germany
North Macedonia
San Marino
UK

[thisisdanny]

San Marino :love:

[sleleen]

I love how much you love this

:love:

[brat.]

malta / cyprus / san marino / swissaland to win! periodt!

[Amy Jade]

Norway
Australia
Sweden
Belarus
Malta
Denmark


Faves.

[brat.]

oop and the 16 year old, was she belarus?

[reece(:]

NOT a meme queen!

1129851037299429376

[thisisdanny]

malta / cyprus / san marino / swissaland to win! periodt!

This tea :devil:

[Liam-]

5 for Australia, 5 for Norway

[reece(:]

Norway and Belarus were cute too

https://i.imgur.com/D6LCGBP.jpg

[Barry.]

I voted for a lot lol.

[brat.]

italy was cute too

[reece(:]

The 1-2 punch of Estonia and Belarus

https://i.imgur.com/I71FPM4.gif

[Ross.]

So when is Madge coming

[Liam-]

Norway
Australia
Azerbaijan
Estonia
Switzerland
Cyprus

Perfect top 6

[thisisdanny]

Mans WHEW

[Amy Jade]

The app voting is cute I got a video off Norway and Australia thanking me

[Calderyon]

If i voted, i would go for either Belarus or Australia probably.

[reece(:]

Bottom 5:

Spain (kidzbop)
Israel
Russia
United Kingdom
Germany/Slovenia

[thisisdanny]

If i voted, i would go for either Belarus or Australia probably.

Throw a vote our way Cald

[Amy Jade]

Conchita looks awful

[Liam-]

Ooh bottom;

Israel
North Macedonia
Iceland
Slovenia
France

[reece(:]

Conchita doing ha best George Michael/policeman mashup?

[Amy Jade]

Eleni brunette :love:

[Denver]

10 for Macedonia
6 for Swiss
4 for Sweden

[Adamw92]

Fuego :love:

[Liam-]

Who knew I’d enjoy a Swede being scalped live

[sleleen]

someone give t’shishars a vote i only had 8 votes

[thisisdanny]

Fuego :clap1:

[DouglasS]

He’s better than the original

[Ross.]

Not a slowed down version

We want the original!

[Ammi]

Who knew I’d enjoy a Swede being scalped live

...I always knew that about you, Liam...

[thisisdanny]

He's a beautiful man I-

[DouglasS]

How do I vote on the app it won’t let me?

[Denver]

He’s better than the original

This is serious trolling

[Ross.]

Oh it’s turning into a low-key bop

[Amy Jade]

He's doing well tbh the original is obvs better but I like!

[sleleen]

He’s better than the original

am sorry luv wha

[Calderyon]

I voted for a lot lol.

I bet that phone bill is gonna be huge.

[Liam-]

Mans is impregnating me

[Braden]

This is awesome!

[reece(:]

He's butchering our Eleni!

[Amy Jade]

Eleni bringing the Eurovision message!

[DouglasS]

She’s a good dancer performer but she’s not very good at singing

Which is why she lost last year

[reece(:]

Eleni brought BODY

[Ammi]

..:dance:..

[reece(:]

NOT her doing this song LMAOO

[Liam-]

I bet Lucas is loving this

[Denver]

We want the Babushka Grannies

[Ross.]

This is a scream

[Amy Jade]

God I love Eurovision

[reece(:]

Legend Verka

[Crimson Dynamo]

Well this is genius

[Calderyon]

This is honestly quite a clever idea tbh. Very even.

[Denver]

Swiss are now 2nd faves to win

[Liam-]

Eurovision isn’t cheesy anymore I sw-

[Amy Jade]

Arlene Phillips :love:

[Amy Jade]

Eleni is goals

[reece(:]

OMG Susan Lucci :love::love::love:

[Denver]

Australia has dropped from 2nd fave with 16% chance to 4th with 9%

[Vanessa]

Voted. Good luck to all the countries. The standard was very high tonight. :love:

[Calderyon]

Italy´s odds are dropping rapidly.

[Liam-]

Eleni is goals

I want to look like her when I grow up

[reece(:]

This interlude lineup is legendary!

[Crimson Dynamo]

Loved that, remember 1979 well

[Braden]

And we still have Madonna to go. Brilliant :love:

[Liam-]

Australia has dropped from 2nd fave with 16% chance to 4th with 9%

Sacrilege

[Denver]

Is it just me or is the Swiss phone line busy?

[Amy Jade]

If Netherlands win with that boring song when we had some bangers tonight I just CANNOT

[Twosugars]

Overall a good year for Eurovision

[Twosugars]

What's the fuss over Italy though? That was ****

[Liam-]

Voted a few more times for Australia

[Ammi]

Overall a good year for Eurovision

....who was your favourite, sugars..

[sleleen]

3x Australia
2x Malta
1x Cyprus
1x France
1x North Macedonia

[Adamw92]

I can’t call the winner on this, there’s quite a few contenders

[Braden]

I think Australia will win

[Ammi]

...Madonna’s is here..!!,!...

[Amy Jade]

Pete Burns :love:

[Calderyon]

The hosts are terrible.

[DouglasS]

How do you vote on the app?? Wanting to vote Norway but have no idea how

[reece(:]

Not the host vogueing "vote vote vote" Messss!

[Ross.]

Okay but when is she going to perform

[Barry.]

Madonna is 50 odd right?

[reece(:]

Madame X with ha eye patch :love:

[Twosugars]

....who was your favourite, sugars..

Denmark, Norway and north Macedonia and Iceland
Yours ammi ?

[Barry.]

How do you vote on the app?? Wanting to vote Norway but have no idea how

I used the phone.

[Liam-]

I thought Verka has a costume change

[brat.]

this interview is awful :skull:

[Amy Jade]

How do you vote on the app?? Wanting to vote Norway but have no idea how

Click 'second screen'

numbers should come up

[Calderyon]

Madonna is 50 odd right?

She is 60 years old.

[Denver]

How do you vote on the app?? Wanting to vote Norway but have no idea how

All it does his sets up the call for you

[Liam-]

Madge, Michael got dragged here from Hartlepool, he didn’t climb mount kilamonjaro

[thisisdanny]

Madonna taking OVER

[Calderyon]

That costume is wack. In a bad way.

[Vanessa]

Madonna is here :dance:

[Adamw92]

Why is she wearing an eye patch though?

[Ammi]

Denmark, Norway and north Macedonia and Iceland
Yours ammi ?

...same with Australia thrown in there as well I think, sugars...it’s been a strong Eurovision this year and whoever win, I’ve so enjoyed it...

[Greg!]

SCRWAMING at Graham dragging Madge

[reece(:]

We love Madonna preaching!

[thisisdanny]

Why is she wearing an eye patch though?

Ha optician advised it

[Calderyon]

Why is she wearing an eye patch though?

She is trying to be a space pirate.

[Amy Jade]

Why is she wearing an eye patch though?

Graham said conjunctivitis :laugh:

[reece(:]

Nancy found on a stretcher?

[Braden]

Where did Madonna go?

[Ammi]

Nancy found on a stretcher?

...nanangu...?

[Liam-]

We love Dory speaking whale

[Adamw92]

Graham said conjunctivitis :laugh:

I wasn’t sure if he was serious or taking the mick :laugh2:

[Ross.]

Right let’s hurry this up and get to Madonna

[Denver]

Why is she wearing an eye patch though?

Assi shot in her eye

[reece(:]

...nanangu...?

:joker::joker:

[Calderyon]

Where did Madonna go?

She canceled the performance just before because that interview.

[Ross.]

...nanangu...?

:joker:

[Liam-]

When are we gonna be graced with Kylie’s presence at Eurovision though?

[sleleen]

Ah want a madge x other madge collab with a cool me down mashup

[reece(:]

We love a religious bop

[Crimson Dynamo]

We make this stop and get Madge on

[Ross.]

Not Quavo

[Denver]

Can we not at the dutch being given 48% chance of winning, worse winner ever confirmed

[brat.]

nawt quavo i'm SCREAMING

[Crimson Dynamo]

Get him off

[Liam-]

Who the **** is Quavo?

[Ammi]

...’my mom grew up listening to her..’...eeeek baby, nooooooo.....

[reece(:]

Quavo :joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

He was good last night!

[Liam-]

Not this prick

[Ross.]

Is this Britain’s Got Talent?

[Crimson Dynamo]

My mum listened to her but I have no clue

What a total dork

[Calderyon]

What if Madonna falls of the stage? (Again)

[reece(:]

Not Champagne Rosé his fave :skull: only cos it's his damn song!

[Liam-]

Who’s organised Eurovision to coincide with their 9 year old’s birthday?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Noise of bad buzzer

[Liam-]

Switzerland a ghey confirmed?

[Calderyon]

This is terrible.

[reece(:]

Cyprus and Swiss stood together? We LOVE the final two!

[Ammi]

Who’s organised Eurovision to coincide with their 9 year okd’s birthday?

...:laugh:..I love Eurovision so much...

[brat.]

Cyprus and Swiss stood together? We LOVE the final two!

2 cute runner ups to our malta!

[Liam-]

She’s skinned Big Bird, alert the RSPCA

[sleleen]

YAS! Nana banana ah do what ah wanna

[Amy Jade]

Could have done without Netto and just shown Madonna

[sleleen]

b*at & r*ece have been skipping this

[Calderyon]

An actual chicken in the stage. Singing. Or cluck clucking, you take your pick.

[brat.]

this is ****

[reece(:]

Not Netto the pilot

[Denver]

Eleni performed better

[Liam-]

When will John Lennon

[reece(:]

b*at & r*ece have been skipping this

With good reason :fan:

[Amy Jade]

Eleni performed better

Two years in a row...

[Strictly Jake]

I actually adore netta it's a ****e song but her stage presence is amazing

[Denver]

Ill never eat another Nana again

[Crimson Dynamo]

Get off

[Liam-]

Toy to Banana.. me thinks she has a phallus obsession

[Calderyon]

Worst song of Eurovision 2019.

[Strictly Jake]

Only just switched on when Madonna started asking everyone to sing music...

So no idea what any of the songs have been like

Graham haha not sure he would wanna here a netta album.

Netta doesn't do sleepovers hunny

[Liam-]

Has this woman in white been there all night? :skull:

[Denver]

Worst song of Eurovision 2019.

Me when the Netherlands are named winners

[reece(:]

Eleni and Verka outsold this

[Strictly Jake]

Wow looks like I haven't missed much

[Strictly Jake]

Yasss Cyprus

[Amy Jade]

Slovenia were the worst of the night

[Calderyon]

Slovenia were the worst of the night

Iceland were. Or Netta.

[Liam-]

If Norway isn’t at least top 10 then it’s a travesty

[reece(:]

The dentist from San Marino

https://i.imgur.com/I71FPM4.gif

[Strictly Jake]

Yasss Belarus

[brat.]

ugh Belarus really SNAPPT!

[brat.]

belarus / malta / swissaland / cyprus / san marino ARE the top 5

[Strictly Jake]

Not France copying conchita

[Strictly Jake]

Yasss Serbia

[reece(:]

Is this the longest interval evah?

[Amy Jade]

Switzerland is growing on me everytime I hear a clip

[DouglasS]

I reckon it’ll go
1: Switzerland
2. Netherlands
3. Norway

[Strictly Jake]

Yasss Australia

OK so my choices

Cyprus
Belarus
Serbia
Australia

[reece(:]

A storm like this, can break a man like this

https://i.imgur.com/I71FPM4.gif

[Denver]

I am almost certain the swiss will win the public vote

[Strictly Jake]

Yasssss go fricking Madonna!!!!!!

[Headie]

My Top 12

Switzerland
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Italy
Malta
Sweden
France
Azerbaijan
Australia
Norway
Spain
Belarus

[sleleen]

guys please give Germany a vote I didn’t have enough credit:(

[Liam-]

A storm like this, can break a man like this

https://i.imgur.com/I71FPM4.gif

Estonia can break me

https://media3.giphy.com/media/veAy5UOhBdS3C/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5ce07f496c536372552c5b50&rid=giphy.gif

[thisisdanny]

Nawt stairs! Madonna to turn around and go home?

[Denver]

guys please give Germany a vote I didn’t have enough credit:(

Why would we? they are finishing bottom

[brat.]

perched for capegate 2.0

[reece(:]

Not hunty Luca getting cut off

[Strictly Jake]

Wow she sounds awful but one of my favourite ever songs

[Amy Jade]

The vocals :skull:

[Liam-]

Madge hun, have a lemsip

[reece(:]

Not them putting stairs on ha stage.

[Calderyon]

Madonna sounds french.

[Strictly Jake]

I mean this is bad. Really bad. Netta was betta

[thisisdanny]

Omfg the vocals are dreadful

[Denver]

Not her taking granny steps down the stairs

[Calderyon]

Yeah this is awful.

[Strictly Jake]

This will be shown on gogglebox for sure

[Amy Jade]

Who's going to add this to the 'awful vocals' thread?

[Liam-]

We didn’t ask for this

[Strictly Jake]

I'm in pain for ha

[brat.]

HOW is quavo fitting into this

[reece(:]

I think she sounds good

that must be cos I'm used to the autotune on ha new songs

[Denver]

Madge just give the mic to Eleni to finish off

[Ammi]

...Maybe just me but I think her vocals are amazing...that she’s still performing life is incredible...:love:..

[Amy Jade]

Should have shelled out a few extra quid and got Gaga

[Strictly Jake]

Wow I wouldn't pay hundreds to see her on tour

[Headie]

Mess @ her skipping every rehearsal for this :skull:

[thisisdanny]

Time to pack it in Madonna

[brat.]

this is AWFUL I- :skull:

[Calderyon]

Wow, this is bad on an epic scale.

[Strictly Jake]

Is Madonna foreign

[Denver]

Poor Madge being so old she need help getting up

[Ammi]

I think she sounds good

that must be cos I'm used to the autotune on ha new songs

...also how many 60y old artists perform live..?..

[Strictly Jake]

What's going on I feel sick

[reece(:]

Her taking it step by step going down :joker:

[Liam-]

Are her dancers wearing gas masks?

[brat.]

What's going on I feel sick

asdfghjsdkosl

[Calderyon]

Is Madonna foreign

She is French tonight.

[Strictly Jake]

This is slightly better because she is now miming

[brat.]

them cutting her live vocals off and chucking a track over the top to drown her out

[Calderyon]

Autotune for the rescue, i guess.

[MTVN]

...Maybe just me but I think her vocals are amazing...that she’s still performing life is incredible...:love:..

Agreed

[Strictly Jake]

Ooh a bop

[Smithy]

She went from Like a Prayer to this...

And I oop

[Crimson Dynamo]

Everyone is a fruit and nut case?

[Braden]

I think she is, and always will be, an absolutely amazing performer.

[Vanessa]

I heard her sing live and she sounds amazing.

[Strictly Jake]

Strictly tibb dancing eurovision was so much better than this.

[Liam-]

200 million people witnessing the death of an icon

[reece(:]

Not the autotune taking over after Like A Prayer

[Strictly Jake]

I heard her sing live and she sounds amazing.

In your avatar marge is dancing in time to this song it's so funny

[Vanessa]

Love this :dance:

[brat.]

eileen daly really is serving looks tonight!

[Liam-]

She stole Cher’s mic

[Calderyon]

I think she is, and always will be, an absolutely amazing performer.

Just not tonight then?

Off day?

[Strictly Jake]

I mean she still gets millions of people talking about her... So that's something

[Strictly Jake]

I mean that is a tune though

[reece(:]

Quaver could've stayed home

[joeysteele]

Actually I am really enjoying Madonna.
I am a fan anyway.

[Smithy]

Yikes :skull:

[Calderyon]

I mean she still gets millions of people talking about her... So that's something

I mean even ridiculing and blasting someone is giving them attention tbf.

[Strictly Jake]

Eurovision is always so so messy and Graham taking the piss gets me everytime

[Liam-]

She couldn’t even get a room full of gays hyped :skull:

[Calderyon]

I prefer this without a narration.

[reece(:]

Not her falling off the stage :skull:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I feel Quaver wasn't giving 100 percent

[thisisdanny]

eileen daly really is serving looks tonight!

Queen

[Strictly Jake]

I think I want Belarus but that's only based on the short clips I heard before. Don't even know where Belarus is someone tell me

[Calderyon]

Not her falling off the stage :skull:

She did?

[Vanessa]

I should go to bed, but I want to know who wins :worry:

[Strictly Jake]

A lot I can achieve in 3 minutes just for the record

[thisisdanny]

I prefer this without a narration.

Who narrates in Finland do we know ha

[Calderyon]

Who narrates in Finland do we know ha

I´m watching via youtube.