Eurovision Grand Final discussion thread BBC1 18/05 8pm

[Headie]

Time to put the kettle on!

[Denver]

Our boy is on

[Barry.]

The background of Norway reminds me of Avengers endgame lol.

[brat.]

Our boy is on

*your

[Adamw92]

Here we come...

[Amy Jade]

Graham says every year the delegation have grown to love our act and then they love ball us.

He gave me false hope for our Lucie

[Barry.]

Will we get a stage invader again?

[Headie]

He always starts off off-key so no matter how decent the ending is it ruins it </3

[reece(:]

"The pride of Hartlepool" ?????

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[Ammi]

..he’s singing to the EU...

[thisisdanny]

Why does the UK never serve bops?

I miss Scooch

[Vanessa]

:love:

[reece(:]

Why does the UK never serve bops?

I miss Scooch

We want Javine back!

[Liam-]

Graham says every year the delegation have grown to love our act and then they love ball us.

He gave me false hope for our Lucie

If we couldn’t win with Lucie, we don’t deserve to win

[thisisdanny]

That outfit doing his ass no favours

[Amy Jade]

Tbf our guy has one of the best male voices this year after Sweden and Azerbaijan

[Barry.]

He's ok.

[Denver]

That was a fantastic vocal performance

[Ammi]

...great job Michael and good luck lovely..:love:..

[brat.]

Fank yewww euuuraaap! Ah'm liven my dreaaam! Fank yewww!

[thisisdanny]

Nawt an ending speech

The embarrassment

[reece(:]

welp

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[Denver]

If it was a vocal contest we would win but its not

[Barry.]

We always get undermarked.

[Amy Jade]

If we couldn’t win with Lucie, we don’t deserve to win

We were robbed. She slayed every performance and we deserved to be top 10 at least

[Crimson Dynamo]

So

So

Bad

[reece(:]

Not the last minute gospel

[thisisdanny]

An ironing board SCREAMING

[Headie]

Why does the UK never serve bops?

I miss Scooch

We've had the option to for the last few years but always snubbed the pop gals for the snoozy ballads

[thisisdanny]

Who does Nicky stan this year I haven't been paying attention to ha

[Headie]

Not the last minute gospel

Sweden really has these heauxs shook!

[Denver]

We love them giving the Queen of Life extra airtime

[Barry.]

Who does Nicky stan this year I haven't been paying attention to ha

Israel.

[Amy Jade]

Who does Nicky stan this year I haven't been paying attention to ha

Like anyone keeps tally anymore

[Headie]

I'm the Cyprus chick asleep in the background

[Ross.]

I'm the Cyprus chick asleep in the background

:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I'm embarrassed for the uk with that pathetic mess. Jesus wept

[Barry.]

Yay!!! Iceland!!!

[thisisdanny]

Cyprus, Malta, San Marino and Norway are my faves so far

[Headie]

"I AM a dentist.. but I recommend to ALL the dentists say NA NA NA!"

:joker:

[Vanessa]

Iceland is certainly different :joker:

[Headie]

Time for some insane anti-capitalist legends <3

[reece(:]

San Marino getting the dentist vote :clap1:

[Vanessa]

This is growing on me :dance:

[Amy Jade]

Iceland does nowt for me no idea how anyone enjoys this

[Denver]

I bet my life the UK give Iceland 12 like we did Georgia

[Liam-]

Ugh, if Norway were on any other year, they would have stood a massive chance :(

[thisisdanny]

Iceland leaving me speechless I-

[Adamw92]

There are no words

[Ross.]

Screaming wtf :joker:

[Vanessa]

This is mad :joker:

[thisisdanny]

This surely isn't enjoyable, it's just sound

[thisisdanny]

This is the sound I hear every time I hear my manager speak

[Ross.]

I don't know what to say

[Barry.]

I love this 12points

[brat.]

serving

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[Braden]

Honestly wouldn't mind this winning.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Beautiful

[Liam-]

I bet they stink

[reece(:]

I love Jordan and Daniel

[Denver]

Its like some weird sex party

[Ammi]

...this is sooooo Iceland...:love:...gorgeous...

[Adamw92]

I...I...

[Barry.]

Estonia sexy man.

[Vanessa]

Well, it's entertaining for sure :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

I forgot this got through...

[Barry.]

I forgot this got through...

:joker:

[reece(:]

Iceland was a scream

[Vanessa]

He's a cutie :love:

[Barry.]

It's cute but forgettable.

[Denver]

I ope SuRie sues for copyright

[Vanessa]

:dance:

[thisisdanny]

Danny Mitchell representing Estonia?

[reece(:]

Estonia man...

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[Vanessa]

:joker:Estonia man...

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[Barry.]

Estonia man...

http://abload.de/img/dhj4ymyii.gif

Mhmm.

[Denver]

Estonia man...

http://abload.de/img/dhj4ymyii.gif

Not Madonna as he enters her dressing room

[Barry.]

I do like Zena.

[Barry.]

She's good

[Vanessa]

She's only 16 :shocked:

[reece(:]

Estonia perches my top 5 :fan:

[Amy Jade]

Belarus is a bop

[Barry.]

She's only 16 :shocked:

Yeah and songs good.

[reece(:]

Another blonde chick with medium hair? Mess

[Ammi]

...I love her voice..:love:...and her style is like Dua Lipa went to Belarus...

[brat.]

this is a BAWP

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[reece(:]

That hola hola song in the intro background is A BOP

[Crimson Dynamo]

Far too young ffs

[DouglasS]

Boring!

[Vanessa]

:dance: great

[Liam-]

Estonia man...

http://abload.de/img/dhj4ymyii.gif

Seconded

[Barry.]

Boring!

No way!

[Ammi]

...wow 16yrs old...she has an amazing voice..

[Amy Jade]

:clap1:

[Amy Jade]

Azerbaijan deserve top 10

[Headie]

Azerbaijan about to slay :clap1:

[Barry.]

What a man!!

[thisisdanny]

Mmmm Mr Azerbaijan is hawt

[Braden]

These performances have flown by!

[Amy Jade]

While you slags fight over the guitar guy ill have Azerbaijan :love:

[Barry.]

Mmmm Mr Azerbaijan is hawt

A stud alright.

[Ammi]

..the Azerbaijan vibe..:love:..

[Denver]

If Azerbaijan won then Armenia would pull out

[Vanessa]

Love this :dance:

[reece(:]

Is that Turbo Turabi

[Barry.]

If Azerbaijan won then Armenia would pull out

They can be cry babies.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Terrible

[Liam-]

If Azerbaijan won then Armenia would pull out

Why?

[brat.]

Is that Turbo Turabi

an explanation for why he's not on 34?

[Denver]

They can be cry babies.

More to do with not getting a visa to enter

[Denver]

Why?

The 2 countries dont get on and its hard to get visas if you been to one of them

[reece(:]

an explanation for why he's not on 34?

Pinkrose who!

[Barry.]

More to do with not getting a visa to enter

Oh really? I don't get the war between those two.

[Headie]

12 points from BB7's Dawn!

[Barry.]

Aww France is cute too.

[reece(:]

If Azerbaijan won then Armenia would pull out
Haven't they won before

[Headie]

Bye not Graham slagging France's song, it's good

[reece(:]

12 points from BB7's Dawn!

:skull:

[Barry.]

Haven't they won before

They won the 2011 contest.

[Headie]

I think I prefer it when they sing in their own language tbh!

[Braden]

This has been quite a strong contest this year.

[Amy Jade]

Netta here to offer ha support

[Denver]

Haven't they won before

Things have escalated since then

[Vanessa]

This is good from France this year.

[Headie]

Emma Chawner's sister :love:

[Crimson Dynamo]

A gimmick, next

[Liam-]

Piers Morgan to slag it off on Monday?

[Denver]

Its weird how he is actually so convincing as a women you wouldn't know he was a man until he said

[Amy Jade]

The staging wishes it was Chandelier

[Barry.]

Piers Morgan to slag it off on Monday?

He flagged of Iceland so wouldn't surprise me.

[Ammi]

...France seems cute..I missed most of it though...

[brat.]

whew that fashion nova set :love:

[thisisdanny]

Its weird how he is actually so convincing as a women you wouldn't know he was a man until he said

It was fairly obvious...

[reece(:]

screaming at the fat ballet chick

[Vanessa]

Mahmoud :love:

[Barry.]

Vanessa to wet her pants?

[Denver]

Erm why has Estonia jumped from 22nd fav to 14th? :skull:

[Vanessa]

:dance:

[Liam-]

He flagged of Iceland so wouldn't surprise me.

They deserve it, chunky Darcey Bussel doesn’t

[brat.]

bad bunny awooo! :dazzler:

[thisisdanny]

Sean Paul is that you?

[Headie]

Ugh Italy's is so good too, all the remaining ones are except for Serbia

[Braden]

This guy is bloody gorgeous.

[reece(:]

Erm why has Estonia jumped from 22nd fav to 14th? :skull:
Papí did that :fan:

[Barry.]

Sean Paul is that you?

It's me.

[Ammi]

...his shirt doesn’t look as though it wants to move with him...

[thisisdanny]

It's me.

Mmmm I knew you were dishy

[Liam-]

Don’t get the hype for Italy tbh

[Vanessa]

I love this . :dance:

[Amy Jade]

Don’t get the hype for Italy tbh

Same.

[reece(:]

His hairline issa mess

[Ammi]

..yay for Italy, Vanessa...he has a very sexy vibe...:love:..

[Adamw92]

Erm why has Estonia jumped from 22nd fav to 14th? :skull:

Where is the UK in the odds? Last?

[Denver]

He is terrible and looks uncomfortable

[Barry.]

I love Serbia too!

[reece(:]

The nanna in the audience clapping :joker:

[Vanessa]

..yay for Italy, Vanessa...he has a very sexy vibe...:love:..

He's so sexy :flutter:

[Denver]

Where is the UK in the odds? Last?

20th but they were 16th for a short while earlier

[Amy Jade]

Serbia is dull. Toilet time!

[reece(:]

Where is the UK in the odds? Last?

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[thisisdanny]

Ashley James made it to Eurovision?

[Headie]

Ke$ha :love:

[Ammi]

..Serbia is gorgeous..:flutter:..

[Liam-]

Love Serbia

[Adamw92]

20th but they were 16th for a short while earlier

Well I mean... can we expect anything less? :laugh: I’m guessing we’ll get around 30 points max

[Liam-]

This is the ballad of the competition

[reece(:]

Emily Parr :love:

[Denver]

This should rightfully finish B5

[Amy Jade]

Actually liking this after trashing it at the semis

[Barry.]

Loved that song.

[reece(:]

She has a good voice

[Ammi]

...I loved that ..:love:..

[Barry.]

Sexy dirty dancer!

[Denver]

I have a feeling this will win

[Headie]

Time for my fave :clap1:

[thisisdanny]

Mr Switzerland looks so tasty I-

[Liam-]

I have a feeling this will win

.

[Liam-]

He’s a dish

[Ammi]

...loving the backing dancers...

[Amy Jade]

I like Switzerland but there are at least 6 better songs this year

[Crimson Dynamo]

Wel this is bad, Serbia v good

[Vanessa]

:kiss: he's gorgeous

[brat.]

oop ah stan swissaland

[Ammi]

...it’s good but My wigs still on though..

[Denver]

I like Switzerland but there are at least 6 better songs this year

But if it stops The Netherlands

[Headie]

Netherlands haven't even been on my twitter timeline tonight, still don't know how they're faves!

[Barry.]

I like Switzerland but there are at least 6 better songs this year

I hope Australia wins.

[brat.]

malta, swissaland and cyprus are THOSE girls! periodt!

[Ammi]

:kiss: he's gorgeous

...cheeky..:love:...

[reece(:]

Dirteh Dancin

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[Barry.]

She's next ladies!

[Crimson Dynamo]

If this gets top 10 eat my hat. Dreadful

[Crimson Dynamo]

Here is the winner

[Amy Jade]

Australia :love:

[Ross.]

Me dirty dancing to this

https://i.imgur.com/I71FPM4.gif

[Barry.]

If this gets top 10 eat my hat. Dreadful

You will then.

[Vanessa]

Hope Australia does well :love:

[Liam-]

If this gets top 10 eat my hat. Dreadful

Get the mayo out, that hat is gonna be dry

[Denver]

This should be 2000 and Whatever

[Barry.]

Come on Aussie!!!

[Headie]

Australia legend :love:

[Denver]

I am getting Kate Bush vibes

[Liam-]

This has been a grower for me, I adore it

[reece(:]

Swizz papi

https://wiwibloggs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Luca-Hanni-Switzerland-2019-800x600.jpg

[Headie]

Swizz papi

https://wiwibloggs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Luca-Hanni-Switzerland-2019-800x600.jpg

Our winner

[Braden]

Madonna's on early again :love:

[Ammi]

...OMG...:lovedup:..

[Liam-]

Swizer-land in my pants

[Barry.]

Swizz papi

https://wiwibloggs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Luca-Hanni-Switzerland-2019-800x600.jpg

My screensaver.

[Ammi]

...she took my wig..

[Liam-]

Ugh this is gorgeous

[reece(:]

when will D!ke and ha acrobatics

[Barry.]

Please win!!

[Amy Jade]

I predict a high placing for Australia wow

[Ross.]

That staging :love:

[Ammi]

...that was stunning...

[thisisdanny]

Swizz papi

https://wiwibloggs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Luca-Hanni-Switzerland-2019-800x600.jpg

:drool:

[Vanessa]

This is amazing in every way. So entertaining :love:

[Denver]

So it wont be the BBC

[Adamw92]

Australia :clap2:

[Denver]

This is the party anthem

[reece(:]

Nothin holdin me down

https://i.imgur.com/I71FPM4.gif

[Barry.]

I too like Spain.

[Vanessa]

:flutter:Swizz papi

https://wiwibloggs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Luca-Hanni-Switzerland-2019-800x600.jpg

[Headie]

Spain is the true daddy of this year

[Braden]

Oh god, this guy is so cute!

[thisisdanny]

How come all these countries have beautiful hunks representing them but we have Michael bloody Rice

[Liam-]

Why does this sound just give me football hooligan vibes

[Barry.]

How come all these countries have beautiful hunks representing them but we have Michael bloody Rice

I-

[Vanessa]

:dance: oooooooo :dance:

[reece(:]

Is this Shawn Mendes in ten year?

[Barry.]

I think I'm voting 10 countries.

[Amy Jade]

How come all these countries have beautiful hunks representing them but we have Michael bloody Rice

Michael has a better voice than any of the good looking guys

[reece(:]

How come all these countries have beautiful hunks representing them but we have Michael bloody Rice

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[brat.]

miss malta still has my vote

[Crimson Dynamo]

Kill it with lava

[Denver]

Can we just acknowledge them doing 26+ songs in 2 hours when X Factor manages 3

[Liam-]

Michael has a better voice than any of the good looking guys

Estonia and Switzerland say otherwise

[brat.]

dan osbourne in the background :love:

[reece(:]

Estonia and Switzerland say otherwise

https://media.giphy.com/media/RlXE8bnU1RE2Y/giphy.gif

[Calderyon]

My ranking:


Belarus
Australia
Switzerland
Norway
Cyprus
Israel
Italy
Estonia
Netherlands
Slovenia
Denmark
Malta
Spain
Serbia
Greece
UK
Sweden
Czech Republic
North Macedonia
Albania
Azerbaijan
France
Germany
Russia
San Marino
Iceland



Ranking might have changed somewhat from the semis.

[Calderyon]

Big 5 + host points:

Germany - 1.5/5
Israel - 3/5
UK - 2.25/5
France - 1.75/5
Italy - 3/5
Spain - 2.5/5

[sleleen]

im only at serbia but im gonna cry at australia ah think

[reece(:]

Final top 5

Cyprus
Switzerland
Malta
San Marino
Estonia

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[brat.]

voted for our malta! queen!

[sleleen]

voted for our malta! queen!

Ha discord journey:love:

[brat.]

that sister one was one of the WORST

[reece(:]

Michael Rats for LAST PLACE!

[sleleen]

Is voting open?

[reece(:]

Ha discord journey:love:

Skipped queen to most played queen?