The New Conservative Prime Minister is Boris Johnson 23/7

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Live now

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Boris Johnson Is Now Live

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[Oliver_W]

Johnson killing it on LBC!

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Was that when he brought the smoked kipper out from.under the plinth?

[Twosugars]

After Brexit.

Brexit will be the circus, especially with the lying clown in charge

Blond clown and his bestie mate orange moron :laugh:

[arista]

Was that when he brought the smoked kipper out from.under the plinth?


Rights for the Fisherman
after Brexit.
But he got it wrong (nothing to do with EU at all)

A Gimmick.

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[arista]

Brexit will be the circus, especially with the lying clown in charge

Blond clown and his bestie mate orange moron :laugh:



Circus for some
for sure

[Vicky.]

Boris has always been an odd one for me. I mean, I know hes Tory and a ****ing idiot, and a dickhead. Howevr, I cannot help but 'like' him. Was like that back when he was Mayor also. I know hes awful deep down, and that he acts the fool rather than is one..but the buffoon act seems to work on me regardless.

[Kizzy]

It dosent work on me I think he's a nightmare!

[Twosugars]

As max hastings said: the only people who like him dont know him well

He's a conniving **** and I look forward to seeing him crash and burn

[arista]

Boris has always been an odd one for me. I mean, I know hes Tory and a ****ing idiot, and a dickhead. However, I cannot help but 'like' him. Was like that back when he was Mayor also. I know hes awful deep down, and that he acts the fool rather than is one..but the buffoon act seems to work on me regardless.


I can understand that.

[arista]

It dosent work on me I think he's a nightmare!


But on Tuesday
he will be the new PM.

He must be better than Failed PM May.

[Liam-]

Boris has always been an odd one for me. I mean, I know hes Tory and a ****ing idiot, and a dickhead. Howevr, I cannot help but 'like' him. Was like that back when he was Mayor also. I know hes awful deep down, and that he acts the fool rather than is one..but the buffoon act seems to work on me regardless.

That’s how he gets away with all of the bigoted, hateful things he says and does, he acts like a buffoon to seem harmless and ‘goofy’ so when he does or says something awful the general response is ‘oh, well that’s Boris! Isn’t he clumsy?’

He’s a hateful, prejudiced man disguised as a Hugh Grant character

[arista]

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Our Next PM Getting Fit and ready.

[Crimson Dynamo]

As max hastings said: the only people who like him dont know him well

He's a conniving **** and I look forward to seeing him crash and burn

he employed him and never sacked him as i recall

:think:

[Kazanne]

I think Boris will shock a lot of people and I have a feeling if he gets to be PM ,he will take things more seriously and make a good PM ,if he can get over the hurdles of the remainers blocking the democratic vote all the time,they don't want us to leave and will try everything to stop it, but a lot of people want out and that should be honoured.

[joeysteele]

But on Tuesday
he will be the new PM.

He must be better than Failed PM May.

I don't think he'll be worse than Theresa May but I doubt he'll be better.

There's no compassion from him.
I actually think there's a stronger chance now, he could even more damagingly split the Conservatives.

I have a feeling, from day one, there will be Conservative MPs working to get rid of him.
I wouldn't be surprised at more defections either.
Likely from Labour too but some Conservative MPs see a Johnson premiership as only the 2nd worst scenario for them and the UK.

The first a Corbyn led government obviously.

[arista]

The Result Today just before Mid Day

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[Nicky91]

congrats Boris

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[Oliver_W]

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[Nicky91]

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livestream for the announcement of the new pm

[arista]

The Screen playing Thatcher/Major Clip Words

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Boris Johnson is the New PM


Johnson : 92,153
Hunt: 46, 556

[Denver]

Best choice

[reece(:]

What a waste of a month

[Nicky91]

what a surprise NOT

lmao :laugh3:

[arista]

He Starts his new job
tomorrow PM

[Morgan.]

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[joeysteele]

Nearly double the vote for Hunt.

Ugh, here the mess begins again then.

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Yes Owen Jones Hates him

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[reece(:]

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[arista]

Nearly double the vote for Hunt.

Ugh, here the mess begins again then.



Yes Johnson 92,153
and Hunt got 46,556

[arista]

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Yes Classic Clip
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[Denver]

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I mean Owen Jones is not someone I'd take advice from

[Nicky91]

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that attention loving troll now as the british PM :joker: :joker:


in few months time people will be wanting they still had Theresa as PM

[Liam-]

Tories love punishing us don’t they?

[Tom4784]

British Trump.

[Denver]

British Trump.

Tbh I dont get the comparison? Yes he is unpredictable but he doesnt hate on almost everyone like Trump

[Morgan.]

I mean Owen Jones is not someone I'd take advice from

I wasn’t taking advice I was listening to the facts

[Morgan.]

Tbh I dont get the comparison? Yes he is unpredictable but he doesnt hate on almost everyone like Trump

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[smudgie]

Can’t flipping stop singing All the young Dudes for some reason.:joker:

[Denver]

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He is the last person to call anyone a liar with his history

[Liam-]

Tbh I dont get the comparison? Yes he is unpredictable but he doesnt hate on almost everyone like Trump

He’s attacked Muslims, he’s made derogatory statements about gays, he’s made misogynistic statements, he’s all for tax cuts for the super rich and corporations, like he bragged about a few weeks ago, when the bankers helped put us into an economic crisis, he backed them and stood up for them, he’s exactly like Trump.

[Morgan.]

He is the last person to call anyone a liar with his history

Just because he’s a liar doesn’t mean Boris isn’t?

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[AnnieK]

God help us....

[Liam-]

He also conspired with someone to have a journalist beaten up, so all in all, he’s a racist, homophobic, sexist, elitist thug, a good look for the modern day Tory party.

[Twosugars]

All hail the blond clown, let the ****show begin

[Amy Jade]

We are screwed.

[Nicky91]

All hail the blond clown, let the ****show begin

:joker: :joker:

[reece(:]

Lmaooo

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[Crimson Dynamo]

another hate thread for a middle aged white straight male i see....

[Niamh.]

He’s attacked Muslims, he’s made derogatory statements about gays, he’s made misogynistic statements, he’s all for tax cuts for the super rich and corporations, like he bragged about a few weeks ago, when the bankers helped put us into an economic crisis, he backed them and stood up for them, he’s exactly like Trump.

Also said about our Taoiseach Leo Varadkar

"'Why isn't he called Murphy like the rest of them?' "

https://www.independent.ie/business/brexit/why-isnt-he-called-murphy-like-the-rest-of-them-johnsons-alleged-remark-on-varadkar-38329476.html

[SherzyK]

another hate thread for a middle aged white straight male i see....

Don’t forget a racist and homophobe too! :dazzler:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Don’t forget a racist and homophobe too! :dazzler:

yes sigh they all are arent they, it allows you to justify to hate on them and call them names..

[Morgan.]

My friends all joined the Conservative party so they could vote for boris and then left :skull: because they wanted to see what mess we got into :skull: and people still want the voting age lowered :laugh2:

[Nicky91]

yes sigh they all are arent they, it allows you to justify to hate on them and call them names..

hate, we just say what they are honestly

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[SherzyK]

yes sigh they all are arent they, it allows you to justify to hate on them and call them names..

Not all of them LT. Boris Johnson is a clown and I’m sure you’ll agree

He has said FAR worse!

[Tom4784]

yes sigh they all are arent they, it allows you to justify to hate on them and call them names..

Ever wonder why you're more offended by the term racist then you are by actual racism?

[Denver]

My friends all joined the Conservative party so they could vote for boris and then left :skull: because they wanted to see what mess we got into :skull: and people still want the voting age lowered :laugh2:

I mean 3 votes wouldnt have affected the result

[Tom4784]

My friends all joined the Conservative party so they could vote for boris and then left :skull: because they wanted to see what mess we got into :skull: and people still want the voting age lowered :laugh2:

Lots of old people are dickheads too, shouldn't mean we should restrict older people from voting.

[Kizzy]

Praying for the moderate tories to find some morals and ethics down the back if the benches and stop us crashing out...

[Crimson Dynamo]

Not all of them LT. Boris Johnson is a clown and I’m sure you’ll agree

He has said FAR worse!

I think that you genuinely have no idea what it takes to become PM of the UK, or to be the Mayor of London. To dismiss him as a clown is frankly laughable, with respect

[Braden]

Tragique.

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[Braden]

I will say, however, so many people called for Theresa May to stand down. I think a lot of those people are eating their words rn.

[Crimson Dynamo]

hate, we just say what they are honestly

that attention loving troll now as the british PM :joker: :joker:


in few months time people will be wanting they still had Theresa as PM

an attention loving troll, our prime minister?

really?

[reece(:]

I think that you genuinely have no idea what it takes to become PM of the UK, or to be the Mayor of London. To dismiss him as a clown is frankly laughable, with respect

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[Livia]

My friends all joined the Conservative party so they could vote for boris and then left :skull: because they wanted to see what mess we got into :skull: and people still want the voting age lowered :laugh2:

If your mates all joined the Conservatives when they heard that there was a leadership election, they'd have been much too late to vote for Boris because you have to be a member for three months before you're eligible to vote. So I think your friends are mistaken.

[MTVN]

The other side is that Boris has one of the best records on gay rights of any Tories, he was actually defending the right of women to wear the burqa in his article (something that's banned in many EU countries) and he was twice elected as Mayor of the most ethnically diverse city in the world where most Londoners thought he did a good job of representing all of them

Everyone knows he has exercised very poor judgement in his language at times but there is more to Boris than a handful of offensive quotes most of which date back years

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[SherzyK]

I think that you genuinely have no idea what it takes to become PM of the UK, or to be the Mayor of London. To dismiss him as a clown is frankly laughable, with respect

If Boris Johnson is your definition of a Prime Minister then you sir need help!

[Twosugars]

Below is the beginning of a NS article reminding everybody what Johnson said when Brown took over from Blair. Oh, the irony

Writing about the Labour prime minister Gordon Brown, who took over from Tony Blair without an election, Boris Johnson lays into Brown’s lack of “mandate from the British people”. He describes the “transition about as democratically proper as the transition from Claudius to Nero”, calling it a “scandal”, “fraud” and “nothing less than a palace coup”.

Here’s his intro:

“It’s the arrogance. It’s the contempt. That’s what gets me. It’s Gordon Brown’s apparent belief that he can just trample on the democratic will of the British people. It’s at moments like this that I think the political world has gone mad, and I am alone in detecting the gigantic fraud.”

[Denver]

If Boris Johnson is your definition of a Prime Minister then you sir need help!

Yet people defend Corbyn who hates jews and is a terrorist sympathiser

[reece(:]

Below is the beginning of a NS article reminding everybody what Johnson said when Brown took over from Blair. Oh, the irony

And it's EVEN funnier considering Boris wants to prorogue parliament.

[Crimson Dynamo]

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Its called working

do you work?

[Livia]

Yet people defend Corbyn who hates jews and is a terrorist sympathiser

Not according to the majority of the Left voters on here. He's not personally anti-Semitic according to them, the fact that he's the leader and the buck stops with him is by the by. And he isn't a terrorist sympathiser either, despite the evidence... he's just practising diplomacy. Apparently.

[Crimson Dynamo]

If Boris Johnson is your definition of a Prime Minister then you sir need help!

he is your prime minister and mine


go knock on number 10 tomorrow and see who answers

[reece(:]

Its called working

do you work?

My career is none of your business, stick to the topic.

[Twosugars]

Yet people defend Corbyn who hates jews and is a terrorist sympathiser

Not according to the majority of the Left voters on here. He's not personally anti-Semitic according to them, the fact that he's the leader and the buck stops with him is by the by. And he isn't a terrorist sympathiser either, despite the evidence... he's just practising diplomacy. Apparently.

As LT told me yesterday

Stick to thread content please

[chuff me dizzy]

Congratulation Boris !! :dance: Best man for the job in hand ...Leave the EU with no deal

[Crimson Dynamo]

My career is none of your business, stick to the topic.

well maybe contribute to it rather than spew tweets from randoms who we have never heard from

[SherzyK]

he is your prime minister and mine


go knock on number 10 tomorrow and see who answers

The fact you think he represents me is laughable.

[Twosugars]

Congratulation Boris !! :dance: Best man for the job in hand ...Leave the EU with no deal

You do realise that UK still needs to go back to EU after leaving to negotiate a trade agreement :)

[SherzyK]

well maybe contribute to it rather than spew tweets from randoms who we have never heard from

Pot calling the kettle black

[Twosugars]

Pot calling the kettle black

:laugh:

[Nicky91]

The fact you think he represents me is laughable.

yep, with those tax cut plans he represents the rich, same how Trump represents the rich in america as president with his aspects for the american economy

so yeah Boris is the british trump :fan:

[Twosugars]

yep, with those tax cut plans he represents the rich, same how Trump represents the rich in america as president with his aspects for the american economy

so yeah Boris is the british trump :fan:

Very true Nicky, very true

[chuff me dizzy]

yep, with those tax cut plans he represents the rich, same how Trump represents the rich in america as president with his aspects for the american economy

so yeah Boris is the british trump :fan:

I truly hope he is as that would mean he would put the British first

[Crimson Dynamo]

yep, with those tax cut plans he represents the rich, same how Trump represents the rich in america as president with his aspects for the american economy

so yeah Boris is the british trump :fan:

You do realise that its the "rich" that provide jobs for the poor

so you want to reduce employment prospects in the UK for the poorest families?

wow

[Liam-]

He’ll have us doing Trumps dirty work by Christmas, we’ll be their bitch, I wonder how long it’ll be before he takes the gays right away, or follows America’s direction and starts ruling us based on religion.

[Twosugars]

You do realise that its the "rich" that provide jobs for the poor

so you want to reduce employment prospects in the UK for the poorest families?

wow

Not before creaming off most of the profits and taking it offshore

[Crimson Dynamo]

I truly hope he is as that would mean he would put the British first

MBGA

[reece(:]

well maybe contribute to it rather than spew tweets from randoms who we have never heard from

I'll post whatever I like if I see something I agree by, stop trying to silence people

[Crimson Dynamo]

Not before creaming off most of the profits and taking it offshore

some do, most dont

[Nicky91]

Not before creaming off most of the profits and taking it offshore

+1

also kinda fishy and makes you wanna know who benefits most from no deal brexit

and i think i'm being proven right, the rich, upper class won't suffer anything, and the poor and middle class will suffer the most in britain :(

[Liam-]

Companies like Amazon, Apple and Starbucks owe us billions in tax, yet rather than go after them for it, the Tories see fit to give them tax cuts every year, take them to court, get their owed tax off of them and put it into the national services that desperately need the money, but no, They’d rather keep them happy and save money by taking it from the poor and vulnerable.

[Crimson Dynamo]

+1

also kinda fishy and makes you wanna know who benefits most from no deal brexit

and i think i'm being proven right, the rich, upper class won't suffer anything, and the poor and middle class will suffer the most in britain :(

ho are the rich upper class, do you mean our Royal Family?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Companies like Amazon, Apple and Starbucks owe us billions in tax, yet rather than go after them for it, the Tories see fit to give them tax cuts every year, take them to court, get their owed tax off of them and put it into the national services that desperately need the money, but no, They’d rather keep them happy and save money by taking it from the poor and vulnerable.

take money from the poor?

surely by being poor they dont have money


what business model is this?

[Oliver_W]

Yeah, lower taxes are beneficial for everyone. If the "Fat Cats" are making more money, they'll be able to hire more employees, give them better pay, and not charge huge prices for their goods or services.

Having more money in people's pockets is a good thing because it stimulates the economy - money being spent supports businesses, which gets further spent, and goes round and round. The money still goes to government eventually, through business rates, VAT, and the business owners paying taxes. It just does more good on the way than just falling into the hole of waste.

[chuff me dizzy]

Yeah, lower taxes are beneficial for everyone. If the "Fat Cats" are making more money, they'll be able to hire more employees, give them better pay, and not charge huge prices for their goods or services.

Having more money in people's pockets is a good thing because it stimulates the economy - money being spent supports businesses, which gets further spent, and goes round and round. The money still goes to government eventually, through business rates, VAT, and the business owners paying taxes. It just does more good on the way than just falling into the hole of waste.

ALL the truth giving to the rich benefits the poor

[Samm]

Congratulation Boris !! :dance: Best man for the job in hand ...Leave the EU with no deal

The level of stupidly :moorangu:

These old people really want to screw up our younger generation huh?

[Nicky91]

The level of stupidly :moorangu:

These old people really want to screw up our younger generation huh?

true that the majority of brexiteers consists out of old people

[Livia]

true that the majority of brexiteers consists out of old people


And a lot of people demanding Brexit is stopped are young people who couldn't be arsed to get out and vote. Too late now.

[Crimson Dynamo]

true that the majority of brexiteers consists out of old people

do you mean people with jobs, property businesses, families?

as Livia said, most "young" people could not be bothered to vote

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This basically.

How have we reached the point where the special relationship is led by a bigoted, childish racist and this bumbling idiot?

[Crimson Dynamo]

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This basically.

How have we reached the point where the special relationship is led by a bigoted, childish racist and this bumbling idiot?

its called democracy, you are welcome to get elected and exact change and serve the public. You chose to write books for personal profit - dont lambast those that put their neck on the line for trying. If you dont like him you can vote for another numpty in the next election.

And i would not let rich Danish comedians sway your political thoughts tbh

[chuff me dizzy]

And a lot of people demanding Brexit is stopped are young people who couldn't be arsed to get out and vote. Too late now.

And not the foggiest what they are voting for ,at least older people KNOW what they are doing

[Rob!]

its called democracy, you are welcome to get elected and exact change and serve the public. You chose to write books for personal profit - dont lambast those that put their neck on the line for trying. If you dont like him you can vote for another numpty in the next election.

And i would not let rich Danish comedians sway your political thoughts tbh

In what universe is 0.2% of the population voting for this in any way democracy? The public hasn’t had a say in our leader since Cameron. And look at the division and mess that has resulted since then.

I also don’t get the relevance of the BIB. She hasn’t swayed me, I happen to completely agree.

[Rob!]

And not the foggiest what they are voting for ,at least older people KNOW what they are doing

Is that including the 40% of older people who voted to remain? I suspect not :rolleyes:

[Kizzy]

And a lot of people demanding Brexit is stopped are young people who couldn't be arsed to get out and vote. Too late now.

'The results found that 64% of those young people who were registered did vote, rising to 65% among 25-to-39-year-olds'

From post brexit polling.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/09/young-people-referendum-turnout-brexit-twice-as-high?cmp=wp-plugin

Only 1% separated the under 24s from the under 40s....

[reece(:]

And not the foggiest what they are voting for ,at least older people KNOW what they are doing

The irony of saying this after brexiteers outrage over being told they didn't know what they were voting for

[Rob!]

The irony of saying this after brexiteers outrage over being told they didn't know what they were voting for

But let’s not let hypocrisy get in the way of a good old rant!

[Crimson Dynamo]

In what universe is 0.2% of the population voting for this in any way democracy? The public hasn’t had a say in our leader since Cameron. And look at the division and mess that has resulted since then.

I also don’t get the relevance of the BIB. She hasn’t swayed me, I happen to completely agree.

Its how our politics is agreed and run - its not just made up on the hoof. Boris doing the month of hustings etc is the proper process and labour, had they been in a similar situation have a similar method.

[Kizzy]

And not the foggiest what they are voting for ,at least older people KNOW what they are doing

Rubbish that's quite an ageist comment, brexit voters were lied to they voted on lies about money for the NHS and Turkey joining the EU...you knew nothing.

[Crimson Dynamo]

'The results found that 64% of those young people who were registered did vote, rising to 65% among 25-to-39-year-olds'

From post brexit polling.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/09/young-people-referendum-turnout-brexit-twice-as-high?cmp=wp-plugin

Only 1% separated the under 24s from the under 40s....

and how many do you think understood what the role of the EU was and how we fit in and how many thought they were voting to geographically leave Europe...?


:skull:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Rubbish that's quite an ageist comment, brexit voters were lied to they voted on lies about money for the NHS and Turkey joining the EU...you knew nothing.

we all got a Government fully explained booklet sent through our door, costing millions

https://www.politicalite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/EU-leaflet-673530.jpg

to say people were uniformed is total and utter nonsense

[Twosugars]

do you mean people with jobs, property businesses, families?

as Livia said, most "young" people could not be bothered to vote

No, business is largely pro eu and you know it

Old people like in OAPs

[chuff me dizzy]

we all got a Government fully explained booklet sent through our door, costing millions

https://www.politicalite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/EU-leaflet-673530.jpg

to say people were uniformed is total and utter nonsense

Dont let a factual leaflet get in the way of a sad excuse that only remainers knew what they were voting for :joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

No, business is largely pro eu and you know it

Old people like in OAPs

most business in the UK is small business

[Twosugars]

most business in the UK is small business

Small and medium and large businesses have been pro EU

[user104658]

You do realise that its the "rich" that provide jobs for the poor

so you want to reduce employment prospects in the UK for the poorest families?

wowYeah, lower taxes are beneficial for everyone. If the "Fat Cats" are making more money, they'll be able to hire more employees, give them better pay, and not charge huge prices for their goods or services.

Having more money in people's pockets is a good thing because it stimulates the economy - money being spent supports businesses, which gets further spent, and goes round and round. The money still goes to government eventually, through business rates, VAT, and the business owners paying taxes. It just does more good on the way than just falling into the hole of waste.ALL the truth giving to the rich benefits the poor"Trickle down" economics DOES NOT WORK. Providing tax cuts to wealthy employers does NOT increase employment, or pay rates, or reduce prices.

This has been demonstrated *countless* times and is one of the most basic, thoroughly debunked myths of capitalist theory.

But its nice to see TiBB still derping along talking about it like the next big brainwave. Smfh.

[Twosugars]

But johnson said "**** business" thus confirming Brexit is not about what's in best interest of the country, it's an ideological and backward idea

[Crimson Dynamo]

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Congratulations to Boris Johnson on becoming the new Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. He will be great!

[Kazanne]

Rory Stewert is my fave too and lets hope Boris knuckles down now and gets things done.

[Crimson Dynamo]

"Trickle down" economics DOES NOT WORK. Providing tax cuts to wealthy employers does NOT increase employment, or pay rates, or reduce prices.

This has been demonstrated *countless* times and is one of the most basic, thoroughly debunked myths of capitalist theory.

But its nice to see TiBB still derping along talking about it like the next big brainwave. Smfh.

Who was the guy who paid you wages for years at the bookies, who gave you a job and paid for your family to live?

[Nicky91]

of course he would say that to his lookalike :joker:

[chuff me dizzy]

I think Boris will be a great PM ,I have every faith in him

[Crimson Dynamo]

of course he would say that to his lookalike :joker:

your prime minister will say the same

so what is your point?

[Nicky91]

your prime minister will say the same

so what is your point?

i'm not happy with our rutte ok, i would want our dutch labour party to get back in power, or another left party

:idc:

[Twosugars]

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Congratulations to Boris Johnson on becoming the new Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. He will be great!

I think Boris will be a great PM ,I have every faith in him

Well these endorsements seal his fate

[Crimson Dynamo]

Well these endorsements seal his fate

:joker:

Our Chuff only keeps the best company

[arista]

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Boris Johnson said Live today
he is going to work flat out

[arista]

Rory Stewert is my fave too and lets hope Boris knuckles down now and gets things done.


Rory has said he is stepping down from
his cabinet job.

[arista]

Boris Johnson
has picked his Chief Whip
Mark Spencer MP


https://www.newarkadvertiser.co.uk/_media/img/AETDZOHK4MYKR2XKI06L.jpg

[Rob!]

:joker:

Our Chuff only keeps the best company

As long as they sit down to pee.

[Tom4784]

and how many do you think understood what the role of the EU was and how we fit in and how many thought they were voting to geographically leave Europe...?


:skull:

About as many as the older people who voted to leave EU but are unironically looking forward to a parasitic relationship with the US? Not many older voters can accurately tell you the ins and outs either because the majority of voters are typically uninformed and let headlines and meaningless irrelevant **** dictate who they should vote for.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Boris Johnson could win landslide by uniting the Brexit vote

At this early stage, it's hard to say how Boris Johnson will perform among the
general public in a national election.


But polling shows that the new Prime Minister's pledge to leave the EU by
October 31 would attract disaffected Tory voters back from the Brexit Party
vote and give them a boost in the polls.


The ORB poll showed that if the UK left by the Halloween deadline,
Conservative members would flock back to the party, with 92 per cent
backing the Tories.


This repatriation of votes from the Brexit Party back into the Conservative
fold would give the Tories a boost in a national general election.


A recent YouGov poll showed that if a national election took place after Boris
Johnson had delivered Brexit, the Conservatives would win a general election
with 28 per cent of the vote. This is five percentage points higher than if Mr
Johnson led the Conservatives into an election before Brexit had been
delivered.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/07/23/leader-boris-johnson-could-secure-new-conservative-majority/

[Twosugars]

By all means, let him govern in coalition with nigel.
Personally I'm resigned the country will get ****ed.

In 20 years or so we will be reapplying to the EU.
Scotland by then will be independent

[Tom4784]

He's going to force through No-deal when a lot of Brexit voters don't even want that. He won't unify ****, just separate us even more.

[arista]

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Nice of Zarif.

[Kizzy]

Boris Johnson
has picked his Chief Whip
Mark Spencer MP


https://www.newarkadvertiser.co.uk/_media/img/AETDZOHK4MYKR2XKI06L.jpg

I don't take instant dislikes to people as a rule..but this guy has got a face you just wanna slap haha!

[Oliver_W]

In what universe is 0.2% of the population voting for this in any way democracy? The public hasn’t had a say in our leader since Cameron. And look at the division and mess that has resulted since then.

I also don’t get the relevance of the BIB. She hasn’t swayed me, I happen to completely agree.
We don't vote for prime ministers, they're all "unelected"

We vote for our local MP, and the PM is the leader of the party with the most MPs.

[bots]

both labour and the tories had the opportunity presented to them 3 times to leave the EU with a deal and refused it, so they have no-one to blame but themselves if we end up leaving without a deal.

[Twosugars]

We don't vote for prime ministers, they're all "unelected"

We vote for our local MP, and the PM is the leader of the party with the most MPs.

So how do you explain what Johnson said when Brown took over?
I quoted it up the thread

[bots]

So how do you explain what Johnson said when Brown took over?
I quoted it up the thread

Don't need to explain anything, it is a fact though that we do not vote for a PM, the leader of the party in government is the PM and Boris is currently the leader of that party

[Oliver_W]

So how do you explain what Johnson said when Brown took over?
I quoted it up the thread

I've got nothing to explain, that's how the UK voting system works. As for saying one thing and doing another ... I am deeply shocked that hypocrisy exists in politics! !!

[arista]

I don't take instant dislikes to people as a rule..but this guy has got a face you just wanna slap haha!


Yes the New Johnson Chief Whip Mark Spencer MP
may need that

[arista]

Boris Johnson
Appoints Andrew Griffith as Corporate Adviser.

Andrew was Working at BSkyB
as Chief Financial Officer

[arista]

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[Crimson Dynamo]

Eddie needs to be updating us about this on LBC and not doing long interviews on the green

[smudgie]

Not me reading it as Marks and Spencer being the new chief whip.:blush:

[arista]

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[Twosugars]

Don't need to explain anything, it is a fact though that we do not vote for a PM, the leader of the party in government is the PM and Boris is currently the leader of that party

You should have told that to Johnson on 2007.

[Twosugars]

1153699441536372737

Oh forgot toby young and the clown are mates :laugh:
We are truly ****ed

[Ashley.]

Apologising to the British women and minorities that he has insulted and belittled over the years would be a brilliant start for this 'great' PM. Show us that the people of Britain really are his priority.

[Oliver_W]

Apologising to the British women and minorities that he has insulted and belittled over the years would be a brilliant start for this 'great' PM. Show us that the people of Britain really are his priority.

The best way to go about that would be for him to ignore his own past words, and make positive actions. I doubt anyone would remember all this stuff if they didn't keep a Boris Diary going back to 2007...

[Crimson Dynamo]

The best way to go about that would be for him to ignore his own past words, and make positive actions. I doubt anyone would remember all this stuff if they didn't keep a Boris Diary going back to 2007...

Absolutely

We need a forward thinking pm

Thankfully we have one, for business people

[Twosugars]

Absolutely

We need a forward thinking pm

Thankfully we have one, for business people

:laugh3:

[Greg!]

We are doomed. Only Niccy Sturglegend can save Scotland now and get us out of this mess

[user104658]

Who was the guy who paid you wages for years at the bookies, who gave you a job and paid for your family to live?

A faceless offshore corporation. There was no "guy". Also, although the wheels have fallen off now, between the time I started and finished there bookies profits were absolutely flying thanks to the boom in machines and online. That's how I know from direct experience (as well as very, very well established economic theory) that "more money in the fat cats pockets" does NOT lead to an increase in staffing, pay or conditions.

I'm not saying that companies don't need to exist or shouldn't exist :idc:. I'm saying that tax cuts for those people simply will not translate into more money in the pockets of the average citizen. It doesn't "trickle down". It sits there at the top in increasing volume. This is a simple fact... it's the reason that the world's 25 richest people have as much money combined as the poorest 3.5 billion. They don't ****ing spend it. On ANYTHING, let alone creating employment.

[arista]

Reports Jeremy Hunt is refusing to move jobs.
He wants to keep his Foreign Sec. Job.



https://news.sky.com/story/boris-johnson-to-appoint-his-top-team-with-hunts-future-in-doubt-11769303

[bots]

i'm betting right now that IDS will be the home secretary

[arista]

i'm betting right now that IDS will be the home secretary


https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/1/590x/work-600248.jpg

[arista]

https://storify.com/services/proxy/2/LYWPAS7kI0-dcd734kV7fQ/https/media.fyre.co/iwSlvbhUSE2Ix6ZXXfr8_2407%20Guardian.JPG

[joeysteele]

i'm betting right now that IDS will be the home secretary

Oh for goodness sake, the man they wouldn't let lead them into even just one general election as leader.
A heartless hardliner who took a sledgehammer to those who were sick and disabled.

I'd hoped that extreme dinosaur had been consigned to political history.

[arista]

https://storify.com/services/proxy/2/6JPsGqNE0lUHYLKHorLLNA/https/media.fyre.co/GbUnIzwnRIKF62XHtGH6_2407%20Mirror.JPG

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oh for goodness sake, the man they wouldn't let lead them into even just one general election as leader.
A heartless hardliner who took a sledgehammer to those who were sick and disabled.

I'd hoped that extreme dinosaur had been consigned to political history.

he was Boris's successful campaign manager

[arista]

Phillip Hammond has resigned.

Rory Stewart has also resigned


Daivd Gauke has resigned

[Twosugars]

Phillip Hammond has resigned.

Good on him

Arista could you post today's cartoon from the guardian? I can't atm

[user104658]

I personally --hope-- that most of the Bumbling Boris act, because I do think it's mostly an act, will go now that he's really as high as he can climb and he will give some serious thought to the responsibility of the role he's in now before charging ahead.

The worry of course is that he's been clowning around for so long now that he doesn't know how to do things any differently.

[Twosugars]

I personally --hope-- that most of the Bumbling Boris act, because I do think it's mostly an act, will go now that he's really as high as he can climb and he will give some serious thought to the responsibility of the role he's in now before charging ahead.

The worry of course is that he's been clowning around for so long now that he doesn't know how to do things any differently.

If what the FCO people say is anything to go by, he is lazy and inattentive

[user104658]

Unless there's a Brexit miracle in October I can't see him lasting long. I have no idea why he's gone for it right now, it seems like even more of a toxic role now than it did when May took it, and he was avoiding it like the plague back then.

[chuff me dizzy]

The great unwashed and unemployed making utter fools of themselves in front of Boris's car, good on the policeman who rammed them on one side !

[reece(:]

https://i0.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/PRI_76991849_1563884776.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=1200&h=630&crop=1&zoom=1&ssl=1
https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/23/people-refuse-accept-boris-johnson-not-19th-century-prostitute-10445533/?fbclid=IwAR0ppNzD9CUX_ueumYHnZYBdS_sUlwOtsRUh1zXd jfRrm3gyh6UuxIc36ao


Lmao

[arista]

Boris Johnson is Now Prime Minister
after meeting the Queen.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EAP2-rpUYAQ9vGP?format=jpg&name=small

[arista]

https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1154036547684974594/9EYxpBtN?format=jpg&name=small
Greenpeace tried to stop the new PM, But Police moved them

[Tom4784]

The great unwashed and unemployed making utter fools of themselves in front of Boris's car, good on the policeman who rammed them on one side !

Why 'unemployed'? Do you think there's something wrong with people who can't find a job? Explain it to me.

[arista]

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He is Talking fast
And Will put more Cash into the NHS,
His Girlfriend is standing on the side


https://news.sky.com/story/live-boris-johnson-set-to-take-over-as-pm-and-announce-cabinet-positions-11769348

[arista]

[15:57

Johnson to EU citizens: Thank you for your contribution to our society.
Under this government you will have the absolute certainty to live here and remain.]

[arista]

[Philip Hammond,
David Lidington,
Rory Stewart and
David Gauke resign cabinet roles]

[Twosugars]

[15:57

Johnson to EU citizens: Thank you for your contribution to our society.
Under this government you will have the absolute certainty to live here and remain.]

The Windrush people thought so too

[arista]

The Windrush people thought so too



Give Him A Chance

[Twosugars]

Give Him A Chance

No unless he cancels brexit

[arista]

No unless he cancels brexit


No he will not
He is Going Full Steam Ahead,

[arista]

1154035179951804417


Well done Police - getting the protestors moved

[arista]

one For Two Sugars

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EAOT9aIWkAAVI4j?format=jpg&name=small

[user104658]

Why 'unemployed'? Do you think there's something wrong with people who can't find a job? Explain it to me.I think the idea is that if people are properly busybusy being good little automatons and paying their taxes, they won't have time for pesky political activism or dissenting opinions.

[chuff me dizzy]

Brilliant and powerful speech from our PM ,I have every faith in him and his determination to bring about democracy by getting us out of EU as soon as humanly possible :clap1::clap1:

[chuff me dizzy]

1154035179951804417


Well done Police - getting the protestors moved

I cheered the policeman who jumped off his motorbike and made them look utter fools by ploughing into them and shoving them away !!

[bots]

i'm glad that a brexiteer is finally going to be held responsible for brexit. I hope Boris does achieve brexit so we can actually start to move forward. However, I think he will struggle to achieve it. If anything, it will be more difficult for him to achieve than it was for May

[chuff me dizzy]

i'm glad that a brexiteer is finally going to be held responsible for brexit. I hope Boris does achieve brexit so we can actually start to move forward. However, I think he will struggle to achieve it. If anything, it will be more difficult for him to achieve than it was for May

Then we would get my greatest wish .... No deal bank the £39b and walk away

[bots]

Then we would get my greatest wish .... No deal bank the £39b and walk away

i don't think he will be able to do that either

[Kazanne]

one For Two Sugars

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EAOT9aIWkAAVI4j?format=jpg&name=small

It's about on a level he'll love that but he doesn't even know thier names arista:laugh:.

[arista]

i don't think he will be able to do that either


Yes more like £20 billion
as he he has to pay some off

[arista]

It's about on a level he'll love that but he doesn't even know their names arista:laugh:.



Thats from the Film "the Shinning"

[Kazanne]

Thats from the Film "the Shinning"

I know arista,great movie,I meant he doesnt't know the PMs or the Presidents names .:laugh:

[chuff me dizzy]

Thats from the Film "the Shinning"

One of my fav films

[Kazanne]

I think and hope Boris will be a good PM, I am willing to at least give him a chance,I do think he will take being PM much more seriously.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Why 'unemployed'? Do you think there's something wrong with people who can't find a job? Explain it to me.

They won't find one being twats like that will they?

[chuff me dizzy]

They won't find one being twats like that will they?

Do they even want one LT ? Parasites

[Crimson Dynamo]

I think and hope Boris will be a good PM, I am willing to at least give him a chance,I do thin he will take being PM much more seriously.

I think most level headed people will think the same kaz

[Nicky91]

I think and hope Boris will be a good PM, I am willing to at least give him a chance,I do think he will take being PM much more seriously.

well as for entertainment factor, Boris is way better than miss sour face may :fan:

[Twosugars]

one For Two Sugars

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EAOT9aIWkAAVI4j?format=jpg&name=small
Thank you, Arista

And here's one for you

...the hair a bit too tidy but otherwise astonishing likeness :)

https://i.imgur.com/KAhTC2Gl.jpg

[Kazanne]

Thank you, Arista

And here's one for you

...the hair a bit too tidy but otherwise astonishing likeness :)

https://i.imgur.com/KAhTC2Gl.jpg

https://media.giphy.com/media/zcvl4jBKhwzXq/giphy.gif

[Nicky91]

Thank you, Arista

And here's one for you

...the hair a bit too tidy but otherwise astonishing likeness :)

https://i.imgur.com/KAhTC2Gl.jpg

:umm2:

[Twosugars]

:umm2:

It's our new prime minister, Nicky. :hee:

[Twosugars]

https://media.giphy.com/media/zcvl4jBKhwzXq/giphy.gif
how dare you questioning the work of our foremost political cartoonist published by an award-winning national newspaper :nono:
:D

[Kazanne]

how dare you questioning the work of our foremost political cartoonist published by an award-winning national newspaper :nono:
:D

Well he's just made an arse of himself. its crap , no one knows who it is supposed to be:laugh:

[Livia]

Handing out prizes to good looking politicians wouldn't take long.

[arista]

Also Out of the Government
Penny Mordaunt
Liam Fox
Greg Clark
and Transport Secretary Chris Grayling


Also
Housing Secretary James Brokenshire leaves govt

[Twosugars]

Well he's just made an arse of himself. its crap , no one knows who it is supposed to be:laugh:

It's the hair, too tidy :hehe:

[Nicky91]

It's our new prime minister, Nicky. :hee:

only the hair looks like Boris, but that arse face looks like theresa sour face may :joker:

[bots]

i liked Penny, that's a shame

[Twosugars]

Also Out of the Government
Penny Mordaunt
Liam Fox
Greg Clark
and Transport Secretary Chris Grayling

Not the failing Grayling!
I wonder which one of our failing train companies will secure his dubious services

[Twosugars]

only the hair looks like Boris, but that arse face looks like theresa sour face may :joker:

It's a metaphor Nicky for crap that comes out of his mouth :hehe:
Did you know he was sacked for lying during his journalistic career? Twice!

[Beso]

only the hair looks like Boris, but that arse face looks like theresa sour face may :joker:

Just remember we have all seen you.

[joeysteele]

That's a bad move losing Penny Mordaunt.

Great about Grayling however, that's a long overdue event.

[bots]

it's not a reshuffle, it's a cull ... going to be interesting :laugh:

[arista]

Jeremy Hunt has also Left the Government

[Kazanne]

It's the hair, too tidy :hehe:

I'm not bothered about his hair or looks I am an adult ,all I care about ,is him doing a good job and he deserves that chance ,sitting there name calling and posting silly pics really isn't very intelligent but will tolerate it as you must be quite young.One day you will realise its not all about looks etc.

[chuff me dizzy]

it's not a reshuffle, it's a cull ... going to be interesting :laugh:

Needed doing ,Boris will need a strong Brexit team behind him to get us out of the EU ,something he has pledged to do

[Kazanne]

Who is the moron shouting in the background of the news all the time shut the **** up,lol

[Twosugars]

I'm not bothered about his hair or looks I am an adult ,all I care about ,is him doing a good job and he deserves that chance ,sitting there name calling and posting silly pics really isn't very intelligent but will tolerate it as you must be quite young.One day you will realise its not all about looks etc.

You missed the point of that caricature. It's not about the looks, it's about him being a lying arsehole.
And I'm probably older than you.
As a Christian you should know better than support characters like trump and johnson.

[Twosugars]

Who is the moron shouting in the background of the news all the time shut the **** up,lol

Calling people names huh

[bots]

Who is the moron shouting in the background of the news all the time shut the **** up,lol

it's probably Rory :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

You missed the point of that caricature. It's not about the looks, it's about him being a lying arsehole.
And I'm probably older than you.
As a Christian you should know better than support characters like trump and johnson.

Do you have some examples of political figures who have not lied at some point?

[Kazanne]

it's probably Rory :laugh:

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Kazanne]

You missed the point of that caricature. It's not about the looks, it's about him being a lying arsehole.
And I'm probably older than you.
As a Christian you should know better than support characters like trump and johnson.

I didn't miss the point at all , I just think its a tad childish,ok we get you don't like him but seriously silly names and pics,i could post loads but it wont change anyones mind so why bother, you pics and names will not make him leave No 10 :laugh::laugh: As a Christian I learnt to be tolerant of others.

[arista]

[Northern Ireland secretary
Karen Bradley is another casualty of Mr Johnson's shake-up of government, having been sacked from her role.]

[Kazanne]

Calling people names huh

Yes,if they deserve it , you can hardly hear what the presenters are saying,its ignorant.

[Twosugars]

I didn't miss the point at all , I just think its a tad childish,ok we get you don't like him but seriously silly names and pics,i could post loads but it wont change anyones mind so why bother, you pics and names will not make him leave No 10 :laugh::laugh: As a Christian I learnt to be tolerant of others.

Its political satire Kazanne. Very old and useful thing.
Look it up sometime

[Twosugars]

Yes,if they deserve it , you can hardly hear what the presenters are saying,its ignorant.

Then me calling johnson and trump names is 1000 times deserved. You can hardly hear the truth when they speak. It's ignorant.

[Kazanne]

Then me calling johnson and trump names is 1000 times deserved. You can hardly hear the truth when they speak. It's ignorant.

That's fine call people what you want ,it still wont change anything

[chuff me dizzy]

Do you have some examples of political figures who have not lied at some point?

Blairs lies cost countless young mens lives

[arista]

Sajid Javid is the New Chancellor

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EAQfVUaXYAAxWPF?format=jpg&name=small

[chuff me dizzy]

Sajid Javid is the New Chancellor

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EAQg1QEWsAE8PUJ?format=jpg&name=small

Seems a nice enough chap but Chancellor material ?

[reece(:]

Death penalty advocator and lady who says we should "starve the irish" Priti Patel is new Home Sec.

[arista]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EAQiNIpXoAA9ARY?format=jpg&name=small

[Crimson Dynamo]

Death penalty advocator and lady who says we should "starve the irish" Priti Patel is new Home Sec.

Oh look a quote with no context

:rolleyes:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Well done to dishy Priti

[chuff me dizzy]

https://pbs.twimg.com/ad_img/1154073706517401600/Ew2eeXvK?format=jpg&name=small

Close friend and ally to PM Boris, so he was always going to give her a good job

[arista]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EAQjW9fXsAUNACe?format=jpg&name=small

[chuff me dizzy]

Raab Foreign Secretary and deputy PM

[reece(:]

Diabolical list so far

All the departuring MPs were better than any of these cronies