Eurovision 2025 Thread [Austria win]

[Ammi]

…oh my…

[The Grinch]

I love these songs!!

[Shaun]

kaarija my beloved...

[Zizu]

Best songs tonight were after the contestants

[Ammi]

…this is tooooo much loveliness…

[Ammi]

…it feels like we’ve suddenly gone to Ibiza…

[The Grinch]

…it feels like we’ve suddenly gone to Ibiza…

Feels like I’m clubbing

[The Human Santapede]

kaarija my beloved...

Robbed Queen

[Shaun]

how can Vanessa sleep through this I ask...

[The Human Santapede]

…it feels like we’ve suddenly gone to Ibiza…

I’m here for it

[Ammi]

Feels like I’m clubbing

…I’m with you…I never thought I’d be clubbing with Barry but here we are…

[Ammi]

how can Vanessa sleep through this I ask...

…we put her ear muffs on…

[bots]

like it or not, i think this is the best put together eurovision so far

[The Grinch]

…I’m with you…I never thought I’d be clubbing with Barry but here we are…

We’ll get a kebab afterwards

[Christmas Dynasnow]

It's only 4:45p here :laugh:

Reported

[Ammi]

We’ll get a kebab afterwards

…:love:…always…

[Christmas Dynasnow]

like it or not, i think this is the best put together eurovision so far

What on earth are you smoking?

[bots]

alphorns are marvelous

[Shaun]

We’ll get a kebab afterwards

someone hold Benjamin's hair back, he's being sick in the gutter

[The Grinch]

someone hold Benjamin's hair back, he's being sick in the gutter

That’s your job :shocked:

[Ammi]

someone hold Benjamin's hair back, he's being sick in the gutter

…always the same after his second glass of wine…

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Booooooooo

[bots]

can i just say, that is not a winner :laugh:

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Disgusting

[Shaun]

very literally is tho :love:

[The Grinch]

Reminds of the song from insidious

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Yeah not my favorite performance ever

[Ammi]

…such an emotional performance…:love:..

[The Grinch]

…such an emotional performance…:love:..

It was artsy

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Every one regretting voting for rlthis freak now. Very muted reception

[Shaun]

well let's move on...

where are the bloody results

[The Grinch]

Might aswell throw a vote to Finland

[Ammi]

well let's move on...

where are the bloody results

…and bloody Celine…

[The Grinch]

…and bloody Celine…

I know! I was waiting for I drove all night

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Greece & Spain are my tops

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Might aswell throw a vote to Finland

:clap1:

[Liam-]

That was something

[The Human Santapede]

someone hold Benjamin's hair back, he's being sick in the gutter

It’s those damn cheeky v’s and Apple sourz

[joeysteele]

Lithuania and Finland I voted for.

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Stop voting or elsee

[The Human Santapede]

No why is hazel not in the green room. Get her back in there

[Christmas Dynasnow]

This is excruciating

[The Human Santapede]

Lithuania and Finland I voted for.

I voted both and Albania, France and Germany

[bots]

This is excruciating

you just don't have the vibe

[The Human Santapede]

I don’t like this lady. Should have kept the other 2 ladies hosting

[The Human Santapede]

There they are. :lovedup:

[Shaun]

GET ON WITH IT i beg

[bots]

murder on the dance floor

[The Human Santapede]

Here we go

[Christmas Dynasnow]

you just don't have the vibe
I really don't but why do I feel if I did it would be where the sun don't shine,?

[The Human Santapede]

Ew no Ty. I feel like juries are going to predictably give Austria 12 points

[Ammi]

…no UK points yet…

[Christmas Dynasnow]

This is where we all can appreciate Brexit

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Chinese opera boat man woo

[Ammi]

…Ingrid…:love:..

[Ammi]

…Shaun approves those 12 points…

[The Human Santapede]

12points to Armenia :umm2:

[Ammi]

…Austria again…

[Shaun]

…Shaun approves those 12 points…

I'm actually baffled LOL, the song is mid

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

What da heck

[The Human Santapede]

Portugal getting 7 points

[Shaun]

almost all of these votes have had Portugal in them :umm2:

[bots]

UK doing well

[The Human Santapede]

almost all of these votes have had Portugal in them :umm2:

Yeah not sure why

[Ammi]

…Will we get some points…

[The Human Santapede]

I despise the juries. Their votes are trash

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Celebrating love. F off with your meaningless catch phrases luv

[Ammi]

…France was very uninspiring…

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

These results are strange

[The Human Santapede]

…France was very uninspiring…

Not here for thus negativity

[bots]

wooo 6 points

[Ammi]

…6 points…what the hell just happened…?…

[The Human Santapede]

We got done points !

[Ammi]

Not here for thus negativity

…:fan:…

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Points to France

Embarrassing

[The Human Santapede]

San Marino giving us points :clap1:

[Ammi]

…Italy doing well for Vanessa…:love:..

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Random

[bots]

ukraine showing who they value :laugh:

[The Human Santapede]

10 :dazzler:

[Ammi]

…yay for Germany…

[Shaun]

Ukraine are our most reliable voting ally now :laugh: Ireland and Australia don't give a **** any more

[The Human Santapede]

These jury votes are everywhere lol

[Ammi]

…UK 7 points again….wow, great night for us…

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

These jury votes are everywhere lol

It's very international

[In the Drunk Tank]

Bloody hell we're on the march now lads

[The Human Santapede]

Austria **** off

[Christmas Dynasnow]

It's very international

Polite:joker:

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Austria is really raking it up

[The Human Santapede]

Gish we’re doing better than expected with jury votes

[Shaun]

the equality guy making an appearance every year when we want to see him without the shirt... :flutter:

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Really ironic to wear an Equality shirt in a music competition

[The Human Santapede]

Finland 12 points :clap1:

[Ammi]

…no points from France booooo…

[joeysteele]

France rarely gives UK anything.

[Christmas Dynasnow]

What is this?

[The Human Santapede]

Yeeeees Albania 12 :clap1:

[Ammi]

…omg…12 points..!!!!!….

[bots]

well done the italian rat

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Oh nice Albania :clap1:

[In the Drunk Tank]

This mouse is going to be in my nightmares now

[Shaun]

Italy giving 6 points to the "all of Italy" song from San Marino that's been ignored by everyone else... it really is a farce lmao :laugh:

[The Human Santapede]

Omg Italy giving us 12 :clap1:

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Ness blessing us from her boudoir

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Chatting Mouse > Equality shirt

[Shaun]

SCRATCH WHAT I JUST SAlD

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

This mouse is going to be in my nightmares now

#lifegoal

[In the Drunk Tank]

This mouse is going to be in my nightmares now

I take it back I love you Mr mouse

[In the Drunk Tank]

Italy giving 6 points to the "all of Italy" song from San Marino that's been ignored by everyone else... it really is a farce lmao :laugh:

SCRATCH WHAT I JUST SAlD

:joker:

[Ammi]

…it’s incredible that we’re figuring on so many point boards…

[Ammi]

…we have 50 points already…time to end the scoring…

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

This is like a real Math class, it's at times very painfully hard to follow... "wuuhh... how that country has 12"

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Vanessa regretting sleeping now

[The Human Santapede]

Ireland only giving us 2 :joker:

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Ireland only giving us 2 :joker:

Captured woke mind virus victims

I blame neem and cherie

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Announcer: "1 point, we'll take eet"

[Ammi]

…12 points to Greece, that’s was random…

[The Human Santapede]

I swear if Austria win this with that **** song

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

…12 points to Greece, that’s was random…

:clap1:

[Shaun]

…12 points to Greece, that’s was random…

it's Montenegro... only way it's more predictable is from Cyprus :laugh:

[Ammi]

it's Montenegro... only way it's more predictable is from Cyprus :laugh:

…I’m only half absorbing now, I’m getting tired…

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Please stop interviewing people

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

That would be funny if Austria's phone actually exploded (no harm to anyone) and Samsung had to do a recall... Austria won!... Also, Samsung's phones are exploding themselves again...

[Shaun]

get used to this "UK in the top 10" feeling ladies... it shall not last :laugh:

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Is she pregnant?

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Wow Iceland has literally 0 points

[Ammi]

get used to this "UK in the top 10" feeling ladies... it shall not last :laugh:

…it felt nice though…I’ll hold onto the moment forever…

[The Human Santapede]

10 more!

[Ammi]

…yay Sophie…!!!!!!!!…

[The Human Santapede]

I swear if we gave 12 to Austria

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

10, noice

[Ammi]

…oh Latvia song was a good call…

[The Human Santapede]

Yaaaau Latvia

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Sophie looking beautiful

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Latvia well chosen

[Ammi]

…I mean…we just keep getting those points…

[Shaun]

…I mean…we just keep getting those points…

suffering from success really... always had faith in Remember Monday, I did...

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

…I mean…we just keep getting those points…

The faith was so low in this thread earlier, which makes it hilarious

[Ammi]

suffering from success really... always had faith in Remember Monday, I did...

…they’re all pity points because we have to live with Starmer…

[The Human Santapede]

lol the fact our reliables Ireland and Australia gave us 2 and no points but the rest of Europe is

[Ammi]

The faith was so low in this thread earlier, which makes it hilarious

…prepare for the worst but hope for the best…?…:laugh:…

[Shaun]

lol the fact our reliables Ireland and Australia gave us 2 and no points but the rest of Europe is

I'd say we should return the favour but they would have to qualify first :fan:

[The Human Santapede]

Urgh this is now becoming an Austria domination

[Ammi]

…no surprise from Belgium to kiss Austria…

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

RIP Iceland

[The Human Santapede]

Sweden doing a lot worse in the jury votes than expected

[Christmas Dynasnow]

12 points to France

😅

Farce

[Ammi]

…saying nothing about France’s very inspiring song….

[The Human Santapede]

Why are Portugal getting points

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

12 for France... how? :laugh:

[Ammi]

12 for France... how? :laugh:

…shhhhhh…we’ll get slapped from Ben…

[Shaun]

…shhhhhh…we’ll get slapped from Ben…

whilst he slags off the far superior Austrian entry :idc: drunk off his tits that one...

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Beautiful Iceland

An ugly, cold volcanic plug in the arse end of the Atlantic

Ok :joker:

[Ammi]

…I don’t think I can stay awake for all of the points…we have public vote points still to add…

[joeysteele]

Cyprus 12 to Greece.
No surprise.

[The Human Santapede]

whilst he slags off the far superior Austrian entry :idc: drunk off his tits that one...

It’s a shite novelty opera song

[Shaun]

could it be 12 for Greece from Cyprus?

[Ammi]

whilst he slags off the far superior Austrian entry :idc: drunk off his tits that one...

…king of loving bland songs…

[Shaun]

…I don’t think I can stay awake for all of the points…we have public vote points still to add…

the public ones are much quicker now, tbf, will all be over in 10 minutes when that starts

[The Human Santapede]

I’m glad Italy are doing well. It’s such a lovely song.

[Ammi]

the public ones are much quicker now, tbf, will all be over in 10 minutes when that starts

…I can probably reach midnight before I turn into a crinkled pumpkin…

[Shaun]

The UK beating Israel, Finland, Albania in the jury vote :clap1:

edit: nvm we're tied with Finland lmao

[The Human Santapede]

Netherlands being 5th. That discreetly happened :laugh:

[Denver]

Top 10 in the jury vote is a fantastic result for us

[Ammi]

I’m glad Italy are doing well. It’s such a lovely song.

…so thrilled for Vanessa, she’s such a Eurovision fan …I always love when Italy does well for her…:love:..

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Why is always big strong women and weak effeminate men?

[Liam-]

A very good showing for us indeed, time for us to get bollocked by the public vote though

[The Human Santapede]

A very good showing for us indeed, time for us to get bollocked by the public vote though

Yeah :joker:

[The Human Santapede]

Awww Iceland :love:

[Shaun]

San Marino last then

[Ammi]

…gosh that’s harsh for Spain…

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Spain trashed

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

lol super delayed reaction @ poland

[The Human Santapede]

San Marino last then

Yeah :(

[Shaun]

Luxembourg flopping is a little surprising but I guess the running order hurt them

[The Human Santapede]

Luxembourg flopping is a little surprising but I guess the running order hurt them

Yeah lol it’s a shame

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

That sucks for Spain

[The Human Santapede]

Oooh poor Denmark

[Ammi]

…yay Armenia…:love:…

[Shaun]

Denmark </3 so harsh

[The Human Santapede]

Albania :love:

[In the Drunk Tank]

This process is savage for the low scorers :skull:

[Ammi]

…oh wow Israel…:love:..

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Yaas Israel x

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Albania :love:

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

It's obviously delayed here lmao

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Get binned Malta

[The Human Santapede]

Hahshahaha Malta

[Ammi]

…oh a huge kick for us…

[The Human Santapede]

Wow thought Finland would get more.

[bots]

haha zero

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Bwahahaha

[Shaun]

Erika robbed :(

[The Human Santapede]

Awww that’s so brutal

[The Human Santapede]

Ffs it’s going to be an Austria win

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Oh that is so brutal @ UK

[The Human Santapede]

The fact we did worse than olly last year who was genuinely shite

[Liam-]

Ffs it’s going to be an Austria win

Better than the alternative at this point

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Austria win?

[The Human Santapede]

Sweden will get a big one

[The Human Santapede]

Oh wow that’s low

[Liam-]

We definitely didn’t deserve zero from the public at all

[Shaun]

Sweden will get a big one

or not :shocked:

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Latvia deserved more than that

[The Human Santapede]

Please be France or Switzerland

[Time to Sleigh]

Nil points from the public votes. I'm glad reform are doing well. All the other countries can **** off from our country and we shouldn't be helping anyone else either


Malta and Spain should be leading this anyway. Robbed

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Get fckd Netherlands

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Come on Vanessa....

[Liam-]

Nil points from the public votes. I'm glad reform are doing well. All the other countries can **** off from our country and we shouldn't be helping anyone else either


Malta and Spain should be leading this anyway. Robbed

All of that just to favour two of the worst entries

[Christmas Dynasnow]

It must be Austria?

[The Human Santapede]

Urgh it’s going to be bloody Austria :(

[Liam-]

Austria will get more than 100

[Shaun]

:fc: for Austria... for the sake of the contest...

[Time to Sleigh]

Come on Israel

[bots]

bloody hell

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Sweden will get a big one

Ooh err

[Time to Sleigh]

I don't want austria very similar to Nemo

[Shaun]

jesus that's harsh for Switzerland

[The Human Santapede]

Well they’re no way Austria won’t get less than 100

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Ouch @ Switzerland

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Must be Austria??

[The Human Santapede]

Booooooo

[The Human Santapede]

What a shite song to win

[Time to Sleigh]

Right not watching again.

Until next year

[Shaun]

:lovedup: great winner

[Ammi]

….ahhhhh Austria and a great runner up with Israel…

[Liam-]

Yes! **** the baby killers!

[In the Drunk Tank]

Aw damn :( he seems nice though

[The Human Santapede]

One of the worst winners in a long while

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Forum died for me just now lmao

[Time to Sleigh]

Second year in a row, we got Nil point. Seriously other countries can just stay away from our great country.

[Shaun]

Finland not even being top 10... ****ing evil set of results

[joeysteele]

Good result.
Well done too Israel.

Stunned Switzerland got nothing too from the public vote.

[The Grinch]

Well what a good night. Sorry family came in at the voting part

[Time to Sleigh]

Serving Kant was my winner. Just summed up the current world.

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Somebody won wooo

[In the Drunk Tank]

I don't think we should be too upset with that public vote tbh. Loads of countries got very few points and those countries have a lot more autovotes from their neighbours than we do

[Ammi]

…night night sparkly people and glitter babes…:love:…

[The Grinch]

I don't think we should be too upset with that public vote tbh. Loads of countries got very few points and those countries have a lot more autovotes from their neighbours than we do

Shook Switzerland got zero

[Time to Sleigh]

Iceland were in my top 10. So also they were robbed. An international Jedward.

[In the Drunk Tank]

Good result.
Well done too Israel.

Stunned Switzerland got nothing too from the public vote.

That's the most baffling thing for me

[Liam-]

Estonia getting third is the most mind boggling result, everyone knew Israel would be high up there because of the political bull, but that is a shocker

[Shaun]

I don't think we should be too upset with that public vote tbh. Loads of countries got very few points and those countries have a lot more autovotes from their neighbours than we do

it was also a terrible song with lyrics that would've made no sense to non-english speakers, and about 4 different genre changes each more muddled than the last

[The Grinch]

Iceland were in my top 10. So also they were robbed. An international Jedward.

They aren’t twins and they hated being compared to Jedward

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

The winner looks legitimately confused

[Time to Sleigh]

They aren’t twins and they hated being compared to Jedward

Wait did they? I thought I'd be the only one to notice the jedward similarity. Must be like them

[Time to Sleigh]

The winner looks a lot like me by the way

[Zizu]

Somebody won wooo


The guy with two voices on his knees and a fat a*se in the background
. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250517/98c39a85abc163625ddc949e586d5712.jpg

[Time to Sleigh]

it was also a terrible song with lyrics that would've made no sense to non-english speakers, and about 4 different genre changes each more muddled than the last

Wonder what clutch my pearls translated as

[Time to Sleigh]

Not joking the winners song is very much me stubbing my toe and someone filming it.