Eurovision 2025 Thread [Austria win]

[Ammi]

…oh my…

[Barry.]

I love these songs!!

[Shaun]

kaarija my beloved...

[Zizu]

Best songs tonight were after the contestants

[Ammi]

…this is tooooo much loveliness…

[Ammi]

…it feels like we’ve suddenly gone to Ibiza…

[Barry.]

…it feels like we’ve suddenly gone to Ibiza…

Feels like I’m clubbing

[Benjamin]

kaarija my beloved...

Robbed Queen

[Shaun]

how can Vanessa sleep through this I ask...

[Benjamin]

…it feels like we’ve suddenly gone to Ibiza…

I’m here for it

[Ammi]

Feels like I’m clubbing

…I’m with you…I never thought I’d be clubbing with Barry but here we are…

[Ammi]

how can Vanessa sleep through this I ask...

…we put her ear muffs on…

[bots]

like it or not, i think this is the best put together eurovision so far

[Barry.]

…I’m with you…I never thought I’d be clubbing with Barry but here we are…

We’ll get a kebab afterwards

[Crimson Dynamo]

It's only 4:45p here :laugh:

Reported

[Ammi]

We’ll get a kebab afterwards

…:love:…always…

[Crimson Dynamo]

like it or not, i think this is the best put together eurovision so far

What on earth are you smoking?

[bots]

alphorns are marvelous

[Shaun]

We’ll get a kebab afterwards

someone hold Benjamin's hair back, he's being sick in the gutter

[Barry.]

someone hold Benjamin's hair back, he's being sick in the gutter

That’s your job :shocked:

[Ammi]

someone hold Benjamin's hair back, he's being sick in the gutter

…always the same after his second glass of wine…

[Crimson Dynamo]

Booooooooo

[bots]

can i just say, that is not a winner :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Disgusting

[Shaun]

very literally is tho :love:

[Barry.]

Reminds of the song from insidious

[Maru]

Yeah not my favorite performance ever

[Ammi]

…such an emotional performance…:love:..

[Barry.]

…such an emotional performance…:love:..

It was artsy

[Crimson Dynamo]

Every one regretting voting for rlthis freak now. Very muted reception

[Shaun]

well let's move on...

where are the bloody results

[Barry.]

Might aswell throw a vote to Finland

[Ammi]

well let's move on...

where are the bloody results

…and bloody Celine…

[Barry.]

…and bloody Celine…

I know! I was waiting for I drove all night

[Maru]

Greece & Spain are my tops

[Crimson Dynamo]

Might aswell throw a vote to Finland

:clap1:

[Liam-]

That was something

[Benjamin]

someone hold Benjamin's hair back, he's being sick in the gutter

It’s those damn cheeky v’s and Apple sourz

[joeysteele]

Lithuania and Finland I voted for.

[Maru]

Stop voting or elsee

[Benjamin]

No why is hazel not in the green room. Get her back in there

[Crimson Dynamo]

This is excruciating

[Benjamin]

Lithuania and Finland I voted for.

I voted both and Albania, France and Germany

[bots]

This is excruciating

you just don't have the vibe

[Benjamin]

I don’t like this lady. Should have kept the other 2 ladies hosting

[Benjamin]

There they are. :lovedup:

[Shaun]

GET ON WITH IT i beg

[bots]

murder on the dance floor

[Benjamin]

Here we go

[Crimson Dynamo]

you just don't have the vibe
I really don't but why do I feel if I did it would be where the sun don't shine,?

[Benjamin]

Ew no Ty. I feel like juries are going to predictably give Austria 12 points

[Ammi]

…no UK points yet…

[Crimson Dynamo]

This is where we all can appreciate Brexit

[Maru]

Chinese opera boat man woo

[Ammi]

…Ingrid…:love:..

[Ammi]

…Shaun approves those 12 points…

[Benjamin]

12points to Armenia :umm2:

[Ammi]

…Austria again…

[Shaun]

…Shaun approves those 12 points…

I'm actually baffled LOL, the song is mid

[Maru]

What da heck

[Benjamin]

Portugal getting 7 points

[Shaun]

almost all of these votes have had Portugal in them :umm2:

[bots]

UK doing well

[Benjamin]

almost all of these votes have had Portugal in them :umm2:

Yeah not sure why

[Ammi]

…Will we get some points…

[Benjamin]

I despise the juries. Their votes are trash

[Crimson Dynamo]

Celebrating love. F off with your meaningless catch phrases luv

[Ammi]

…France was very uninspiring…

[Maru]

These results are strange

[Benjamin]

…France was very uninspiring…

Not here for thus negativity

[bots]

wooo 6 points

[Ammi]

…6 points…what the hell just happened…?…

[Benjamin]

We got done points !

[Ammi]

Not here for thus negativity

…:fan:…

[Crimson Dynamo]

Points to France

Embarrassing

[Benjamin]

San Marino giving us points :clap1:

[Ammi]

…Italy doing well for Vanessa…:love:..

[Crimson Dynamo]

Random

[bots]

ukraine showing who they value :laugh:

[Benjamin]

10 :dazzler:

[Ammi]

…yay for Germany…

[Shaun]

Ukraine are our most reliable voting ally now :laugh: Ireland and Australia don't give a **** any more

[Benjamin]

These jury votes are everywhere lol

[Ammi]

…UK 7 points again….wow, great night for us…

[Maru]

These jury votes are everywhere lol

It's very international

[MTVN]

Bloody hell we're on the march now lads

[Benjamin]

Austria **** off

[Crimson Dynamo]

It's very international

Polite:joker:

[Maru]

Austria is really raking it up

[Benjamin]

Gish we’re doing better than expected with jury votes

[Shaun]

the equality guy making an appearance every year when we want to see him without the shirt... :flutter:

[Maru]

Really ironic to wear an Equality shirt in a music competition

[Benjamin]

Finland 12 points :clap1:

[Ammi]

…no points from France booooo…

[joeysteele]

France rarely gives UK anything.

[Crimson Dynamo]

What is this?

[Benjamin]

Yeeeees Albania 12 :clap1:

[Ammi]

…omg…12 points..!!!!!….

[bots]

well done the italian rat

[Maru]

Oh nice Albania :clap1:

[MTVN]

This mouse is going to be in my nightmares now

[Shaun]

Italy giving 6 points to the "all of Italy" song from San Marino that's been ignored by everyone else... it really is a farce lmao :laugh:

[Benjamin]

Omg Italy giving us 12 :clap1:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Ness blessing us from her boudoir

[Maru]

Chatting Mouse > Equality shirt

[Shaun]

SCRATCH WHAT I JUST SAlD

[Maru]

This mouse is going to be in my nightmares now

#lifegoal

[MTVN]

This mouse is going to be in my nightmares now

I take it back I love you Mr mouse

[MTVN]

Italy giving 6 points to the "all of Italy" song from San Marino that's been ignored by everyone else... it really is a farce lmao :laugh:

SCRATCH WHAT I JUST SAlD

:joker:

[Ammi]

…it’s incredible that we’re figuring on so many point boards…

[Ammi]

…we have 50 points already…time to end the scoring…

[Maru]

This is like a real Math class, it's at times very painfully hard to follow... "wuuhh... how that country has 12"

[Maru]

Vanessa regretting sleeping now

[Benjamin]

Ireland only giving us 2 :joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Ireland only giving us 2 :joker:

Captured woke mind virus victims

I blame neem and cherie

[Maru]

Announcer: "1 point, we'll take eet"

[Ammi]

…12 points to Greece, that’s was random…

[Benjamin]

I swear if Austria win this with that **** song

[Maru]

…12 points to Greece, that’s was random…

:clap1:

[Shaun]

…12 points to Greece, that’s was random…

it's Montenegro... only way it's more predictable is from Cyprus :laugh:

[Ammi]

it's Montenegro... only way it's more predictable is from Cyprus :laugh:

…I’m only half absorbing now, I’m getting tired…

[Crimson Dynamo]

Please stop interviewing people

[Maru]

That would be funny if Austria's phone actually exploded (no harm to anyone) and Samsung had to do a recall... Austria won!... Also, Samsung's phones are exploding themselves again...

[Shaun]

get used to this "UK in the top 10" feeling ladies... it shall not last :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Is she pregnant?

[Maru]

Wow Iceland has literally 0 points

[Ammi]

get used to this "UK in the top 10" feeling ladies... it shall not last :laugh:

…it felt nice though…I’ll hold onto the moment forever…

[Benjamin]

10 more!

[Ammi]

…yay Sophie…!!!!!!!!…

[Benjamin]

I swear if we gave 12 to Austria

[Maru]

10, noice

[Ammi]

…oh Latvia song was a good call…

[Benjamin]

Yaaaau Latvia

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sophie looking beautiful

[Maru]

Latvia well chosen

[Ammi]

…I mean…we just keep getting those points…

[Shaun]

…I mean…we just keep getting those points…

suffering from success really... always had faith in Remember Monday, I did...

[Maru]

…I mean…we just keep getting those points…

The faith was so low in this thread earlier, which makes it hilarious

[Ammi]

suffering from success really... always had faith in Remember Monday, I did...

…they’re all pity points because we have to live with Starmer…

[Benjamin]

lol the fact our reliables Ireland and Australia gave us 2 and no points but the rest of Europe is

[Ammi]

The faith was so low in this thread earlier, which makes it hilarious

…prepare for the worst but hope for the best…?…:laugh:…

[Shaun]

lol the fact our reliables Ireland and Australia gave us 2 and no points but the rest of Europe is

I'd say we should return the favour but they would have to qualify first :fan:

[Benjamin]

Urgh this is now becoming an Austria domination

[Ammi]

…no surprise from Belgium to kiss Austria…

[Maru]

RIP Iceland

[Benjamin]

Sweden doing a lot worse in the jury votes than expected

[Crimson Dynamo]

12 points to France

😅

Farce

[Ammi]

…saying nothing about France’s very inspiring song….

[Benjamin]

Why are Portugal getting points

[Maru]

12 for France... how? :laugh:

[Ammi]

12 for France... how? :laugh:

…shhhhhh…we’ll get slapped from Ben…

[Shaun]

…shhhhhh…we’ll get slapped from Ben…

whilst he slags off the far superior Austrian entry :idc: drunk off his tits that one...

[Crimson Dynamo]

Beautiful Iceland

An ugly, cold volcanic plug in the arse end of the Atlantic

Ok :joker:

[Ammi]

…I don’t think I can stay awake for all of the points…we have public vote points still to add…

[joeysteele]

Cyprus 12 to Greece.
No surprise.

[Benjamin]

whilst he slags off the far superior Austrian entry :idc: drunk off his tits that one...

It’s a shite novelty opera song

[Shaun]

could it be 12 for Greece from Cyprus?

[Ammi]

whilst he slags off the far superior Austrian entry :idc: drunk off his tits that one...

…king of loving bland songs…

[Shaun]

…I don’t think I can stay awake for all of the points…we have public vote points still to add…

the public ones are much quicker now, tbf, will all be over in 10 minutes when that starts

[Benjamin]

I’m glad Italy are doing well. It’s such a lovely song.

[Ammi]

the public ones are much quicker now, tbf, will all be over in 10 minutes when that starts

…I can probably reach midnight before I turn into a crinkled pumpkin…

[Shaun]

The UK beating Israel, Finland, Albania in the jury vote :clap1:

edit: nvm we're tied with Finland lmao

[Benjamin]

Netherlands being 5th. That discreetly happened :laugh:

[Denver]

Top 10 in the jury vote is a fantastic result for us

[Ammi]

I’m glad Italy are doing well. It’s such a lovely song.

…so thrilled for Vanessa, she’s such a Eurovision fan …I always love when Italy does well for her…:love:..

[Crimson Dynamo]

Why is always big strong women and weak effeminate men?

[Liam-]

A very good showing for us indeed, time for us to get bollocked by the public vote though

[Benjamin]

A very good showing for us indeed, time for us to get bollocked by the public vote though

Yeah :joker:

[Benjamin]

Awww Iceland :love:

[Shaun]

San Marino last then

[Ammi]

…gosh that’s harsh for Spain…

[Crimson Dynamo]

Spain trashed

[Maru]

lol super delayed reaction @ poland

[Benjamin]

San Marino last then

Yeah :(

[Shaun]

Luxembourg flopping is a little surprising but I guess the running order hurt them

[Benjamin]

Luxembourg flopping is a little surprising but I guess the running order hurt them

Yeah lol it’s a shame

[Maru]

That sucks for Spain

[Benjamin]

Oooh poor Denmark

[Ammi]

…yay Armenia…:love:…

[Shaun]

Denmark </3 so harsh

[Benjamin]

Albania :love:

[MTVN]

This process is savage for the low scorers :skull:

[Ammi]

…oh wow Israel…:love:..

[Crimson Dynamo]

Yaas Israel x

[Maru]

Albania :love:

[Maru]

It's obviously delayed here lmao

[Crimson Dynamo]

Get binned Malta

[Benjamin]

Hahshahaha Malta

[Ammi]

…oh a huge kick for us…

[Benjamin]

Wow thought Finland would get more.

[bots]

haha zero

[Crimson Dynamo]

Bwahahaha

[Shaun]

Erika robbed :(

[Benjamin]

Awww that’s so brutal

[Benjamin]

Ffs it’s going to be an Austria win

[Maru]

Oh that is so brutal @ UK

[Benjamin]

The fact we did worse than olly last year who was genuinely shite

[Liam-]

Ffs it’s going to be an Austria win

Better than the alternative at this point

[Crimson Dynamo]

Austria win?

[Benjamin]

Sweden will get a big one

[Benjamin]

Oh wow that’s low

[Liam-]

We definitely didn’t deserve zero from the public at all

[Shaun]

Sweden will get a big one

or not :shocked:

[Maru]

Latvia deserved more than that

[Benjamin]

Please be France or Switzerland

[Strictly Jake]

Nil points from the public votes. I'm glad reform are doing well. All the other countries can **** off from our country and we shouldn't be helping anyone else either


Malta and Spain should be leading this anyway. Robbed

[Crimson Dynamo]

Get fckd Netherlands

[Maru]

Come on Vanessa....

[Liam-]

Nil points from the public votes. I'm glad reform are doing well. All the other countries can **** off from our country and we shouldn't be helping anyone else either


Malta and Spain should be leading this anyway. Robbed

All of that just to favour two of the worst entries

[Crimson Dynamo]

It must be Austria?

[Benjamin]

Urgh it’s going to be bloody Austria :(

[Liam-]

Austria will get more than 100

[Shaun]

:fc: for Austria... for the sake of the contest...

[Strictly Jake]

Come on Israel

[bots]

bloody hell

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sweden will get a big one

Ooh err

[Strictly Jake]

I don't want austria very similar to Nemo

[Shaun]

jesus that's harsh for Switzerland

[Benjamin]

Well they’re no way Austria won’t get less than 100

[Maru]

Ouch @ Switzerland

[Crimson Dynamo]

Must be Austria??

[Benjamin]

Booooooo

[Benjamin]

What a shite song to win

[Strictly Jake]

Right not watching again.

Until next year

[Shaun]

:lovedup: great winner

[Ammi]

….ahhhhh Austria and a great runner up with Israel…

[Liam-]

Yes! **** the baby killers!

[MTVN]

Aw damn :( he seems nice though

[Benjamin]

One of the worst winners in a long while

[Maru]

Forum died for me just now lmao

[Strictly Jake]

Second year in a row, we got Nil point. Seriously other countries can just stay away from our great country.

[Shaun]

Finland not even being top 10... ****ing evil set of results

[joeysteele]

Good result.
Well done too Israel.

Stunned Switzerland got nothing too from the public vote.

[Barry.]

Well what a good night. Sorry family came in at the voting part

[Strictly Jake]

Serving Kant was my winner. Just summed up the current world.

[Maru]

Somebody won wooo

[MTVN]

I don't think we should be too upset with that public vote tbh. Loads of countries got very few points and those countries have a lot more autovotes from their neighbours than we do

[Ammi]

…night night sparkly people and glitter babes…:love:…

[Barry.]

I don't think we should be too upset with that public vote tbh. Loads of countries got very few points and those countries have a lot more autovotes from their neighbours than we do

Shook Switzerland got zero

[Strictly Jake]

Iceland were in my top 10. So also they were robbed. An international Jedward.

[MTVN]

Good result.
Well done too Israel.

Stunned Switzerland got nothing too from the public vote.

That's the most baffling thing for me

[Liam-]

Estonia getting third is the most mind boggling result, everyone knew Israel would be high up there because of the political bull, but that is a shocker

[Shaun]

I don't think we should be too upset with that public vote tbh. Loads of countries got very few points and those countries have a lot more autovotes from their neighbours than we do

it was also a terrible song with lyrics that would've made no sense to non-english speakers, and about 4 different genre changes each more muddled than the last

[Barry.]

Iceland were in my top 10. So also they were robbed. An international Jedward.

They aren’t twins and they hated being compared to Jedward

[Maru]

The winner looks legitimately confused

[Strictly Jake]

They aren’t twins and they hated being compared to Jedward

Wait did they? I thought I'd be the only one to notice the jedward similarity. Must be like them

[Strictly Jake]

The winner looks a lot like me by the way

[Zizu]

Somebody won wooo


The guy with two voices on his knees and a fat a*se in the background
. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250517/98c39a85abc163625ddc949e586d5712.jpg

[Strictly Jake]

it was also a terrible song with lyrics that would've made no sense to non-english speakers, and about 4 different genre changes each more muddled than the last

Wonder what clutch my pearls translated as

[Strictly Jake]

Not joking the winners song is very much me stubbing my toe and someone filming it.