[Boothy]

I've just logged in and saw this on my news feed:

***** **** Research always shows that women do better then men in exams on average. Well in fairness they don't have to have a wank whenever studying gets too boring, do they?



Anyone else got any to share?

[Danielle1232]

No No Really A Dont Even Know What My Status it pmsl x

[LaLaLand]

This was from a friend I met on holiday from the States and he put this around Thanksgiving:

"My Dad just yelled '...that turkey tastes like your Mom's vagina - I aint touching that ****!!' in front of our WHOLE family!.......F-M-L!!!"

[Smithy]

^

[InOne]

All people seem to do on my FB is moan lol

[danda012]

"The sad life of a penis: I've only one eye, my hair is a mess, my relatives are nuts, my neighbour's an arse hole, my best friends a **** & my owners a wanker"

from a while ago.

[Danielle1232]

Originally Posted by InOne

All people seem to do on my FB is moan lol

Same (': All my FB Status is is Hi (': x

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by danda012

"The sad life of a penis: I've only one eye, my hair is a mess, my relatives are nuts, my neighbour's an arse hole, my best friends a **** & my owners a wanker"

from a while ago.

lmfao

[Boothy]

Originally Posted by Jonnii

This was from a friend I met on holiday from the States and he put this around Thanksgiving:

"My Dad just yelled '...that turkey tastes like your Mom's vagina - I aint touching that ****!!' in front of our WHOLE family!.......F-M-L!!!"

LOL

[Tom]

Facerapes usually but then I'm a bit simple

[rick-roll]

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by rick-roll