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Old 03-09-2010, 10:39 PM #1
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I've just logged in and saw this on my news feed:

***** **** Research always shows that women do better then men in exams on average. Well in fairness they don't have to have a wank whenever studying gets too boring, do they?



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No No Really A Dont Even Know What My Status it pmsl x
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This was from a friend I met on holiday from the States and he put this around Thanksgiving:

"My Dad just yelled '...that turkey tastes like your Mom's vagina - I aint touching that ****!!' in front of our WHOLE family!.......F-M-L!!!"
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All people seem to do on my FB is moan lol
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Same (': All my FB Status is is Hi (': x
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This was from a friend I met on holiday from the States and he put this around Thanksgiving:

"My Dad just yelled '...that turkey tastes like your Mom's vagina - I aint touching that ****!!' in front of our WHOLE family!.......F-M-L!!!"
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