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Old 07-05-2011, 05:30 PM #1
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would you like to become alive so they could talk + move?

Cooker - so it could tell me how to cook things properly and Id be like awesome at it. I burnt PASTA yesterday to the pan fgs

I have this cow thing on a spring which bounces up + down, it would make a great bbfl
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Naughty ones might shout out your pin code and how much you got in!
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