[Ryan.]

... Who gets an almost insatiable desire to masturbate when studying for exams. I dunno if it's the boredom of it, or what. But I'm just like 'oop there's my penis I'm not studying for a while'

[Z]

LOL.

[Redway]

No, I have a picture of Susan Boyle in my room that I put up whenever I'm about to revise.

[Jords]

lmfao

[Shaun]

[King Gizzard]

Originally Posted by Shaun

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[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

[Ryan.]

-was actually expecting answers-

[Mrluvaluva]

I hope you're revising alone.

[Smithy]

mmm yeah, this algebra got me so horny

[Marc]

Brilliant

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Redway

No, I have a picture of Susan Boyle in my room that I put up whenever I'm about to revise.

This, plus it would be embarrassing if you was ever caught out.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Shaun

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by The Mockinator

This, plus it would be embarrassing if you was ever caught out.

...That's a risk anyone runs when masturbating at any time of the year, not just the exam period.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Patrick

...That's a risk anyone runs when masturbating at any time of the year, not just the exam period.

Well I feel like i've been watched more recently than I ever have before, maybe im just being paranoid.

[MTVN]

Keep vigilant Mockinator

[Redway]

Originally Posted by The Mockinator

This, plus it would be embarrassing if you was ever caught out.

Oh, believe me, I have been caught out on numerous occasions.

First time round must have been in 2007. I was only in Year 9 at the time and obviously I was getting far more curious about my body in a sexual way.

My first getting caught was my father. I didn't know what time it was but it was late given both my parents were in bed. So I went downstairs to take advantage of the moment and put on a porn channel and five minutes down the line he comes in and says 'you perverted idiot' and I just stopped and kept a straight face and totally blanked him when I had just been caught masturbating by my father.

After all that he just had a go at me, like any typical parent would do, and sent me to bed. He put a block on those channels the succeeding day.

[Ninastar]

all da time xo

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Redway

Oh, believe me, I have been caught out on numerous occasions.

First time round must have been in 2007. I was only in Year 9 at the time and obviously I was getting far more curious about my body in a sexual way.

My first getting caught was my father. I didn't know what time it was but it was late given both my parents were in bed. So I went downstairs to take advantage of the moment and put on a porn channel and five minutes down the line he comes in and says 'you perverted idiot' and I just stopped and kept a straight face and totally blanked him when I had just been caught masturbating by my father.

After all that he just had a go at me, like any typical parent would do, and sent me to bed. He put a block on those channels the succeeding day.

Lol, I have a feeling one day i'll be caught.

Does the masturbating actually stop once you get a girlfriend?

[Maia]

What a vile thread

[Smithy]

omfg

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Mollie.

What a vile thread

Tbf plenty of people have probably masturbated over you.

[Doogle]

I was 11 when I started am I abnormal

[Ninastar]

Originally Posted by The Mockinator

Tbf plenty of people have probably masturbated over you.

i have

[Maia]

Feel a bit worried now