[Tom]

What are yours?

Jade BB3- "You can see me kebab"

Lisa BB4- "I could kill someone, with these two fingers. I might look like some upper middle class bird but I can handle myself"

Emma BB5- "He thinks I'm as thick as Jade Goodier"

Derek BB6 [after Orlaith said to evicted housemate she hopes shes next]- "Me too"

Grace BB7- "Great big silicone chunky thunder thighs"

Lesley BB8- "Keep calm and have a strawberry ... they stink of fish"

Mikey BB9 [after Nicole asked him to turn the sausages over pmsl] "oooh my hair my hair"

Bea BB10- "4 million think you've got the saddest hairdo since 1982" or "do you really think the Queen would appear on Big Brother? I mean could you imagine Wife Swap with the Queen or Celebrity Come Dine With Me at Buckingham Palace?"

[Jordan.]

Originally Posted by Tom

Bea BB10- "4 million think you've got the saddest hairdo since 1982"

This made me laugh .

Aisleyne BB7 - You better know yourself if your talking about me, little girl.
Nikki in DR - *imitates Aisleyne* Know yourself before opening your mouth to me, ffffffff.

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

There loads of Rex's quotes i love, but ATM, i cant think of any

[Beastie]

Alexandra BB9 - "Memba I told ya."

[Lewis.]

That Derek quote was amazing.

[iRyan]

"Whoever...invented...aircon, I swear, I'm going to kill them! I wish...you did not..invent...aircon, because I HATE YOU FOR IT!" - Nikki

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

Originally Posted by iRyan

"Whoever...invented...aircon, I swear, I'm going to kill them! I wish...you did not..invent...aircon, because I HATE YOU FOR IT!" - Nikki

That was class

[Braden]

BB6-Lesley Sanderson: I've got the biggest tits in Huddersfield. Apart from my mum...and my nana!

[Patrick]

BB5 - Victor in the Diary Room after realising their was no toilet paper..
'Im not fucking Tarzan, do you expect me to wipe my ass with my hands?'

And the thing that basically kicked Fight Night off, when Jayson was shouting at Marco to clean the mess up and he was like 'I found a place.. Yah! Were we can boogie, get down a boogie.. boogie to night!' And then Jayson tried to rip his head off and Marco jumpd behind the sofa LMAO

BB6 - Kemal when entering the Big Brother House..
'Come on head dress dont let me down bitch'

BB7 - Nikki after doing the whole Who Is She, Performance..
'I can feel the venom pouring out of me as I breathe'

BB8 - ...

BB9 - Rex when discovering Rachels VT..
'I'd swap you for scrabble!' or Mikey when seeing Dale's VT 'Ahh, What a fucking knob'

And during Fight Night II When Dennis started shouting 'Nominee' into Mohammeds Face LMAO.

BB10 - Marcus Quotes such as 'How would you like Cherryade all over your Diary Room Chair?' and when Bea asked Marcus for a Cigarette and he said 'Will you give me a blow job when we get out?' and one final one..


After Marcus was fighting with Big Brother he walks out and whistles to the Noisettes before saying 'Oh well done my fucking tea's gone cold now you stupid wankers'

[ILoveTRW]

Lip Gloss Bitches: "FOOD FIGHT!!!"

[Brekkie]

Paul BB2 - "I live my life like an international pop star"

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

Originally Posted by Brekkie

Paul BB2 - "I live my life like an international pop star"