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kirklancaster · 13-08-2016, 07:42 PM

Barmy Girl - Chloe Khan - Featuring Stephen Bear

BEAR
Hiya Barmy

BARMY
Hi Bear.

BEAR
Do you want to come in the shower for a ride?

BARMY
Sure Bear.

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie!

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

I'm an eager to please bimbo girl, in a male fantasy world
Mess me up, tie me tight, I'm your Blow-Up-Dolly

BEAR
You're my Moll. Blow-Me-Doll, wash your V in the sink.
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)

BARMY
Make me feck, make me suck, do whatever you please
I can lay on my back, I can please down on my knees.

BEAR
Come jump in the shower, bimbo friend, let us do it again
You're so hot, scream a lot, take everything I've got. let's go Barmy.

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

BEAR
Come on Barmy, the two of us (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Make Heavy D so Jealous! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, let's be bad! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Drive them mad! (Oh oh)

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

BEAR
Well Barmy, we are just getting started

BARMY
Oh, I love you Bear, and I KNOW you WORSHIP me for my brain.

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King of The Rumble' - Stephen 'HullaBalloo' Bear Featuring Lewis Bloor.

BEAR
Now I'm the King to the Mingers
Oh, the Rumble VIP
All in the house, think I'm a louse
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, not a child,
Before I wind up in jail.
But I ain't a clue what I have to do
To end up like James Whale.

Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Gee, now my pal Lewis
Will help me if ya can?
I need to know how to win this show
So will ya help me be Decent and a MAN?

BLOOR
But Bear, I haven't a scooby, bro,
Believe me 'cos it's true.
How to be decent, I really don't know
'Cos I'm just a yob like you.

I heard of things called Manners
Consideration and Selflessness
But don't ask me where you buy them from
'Cos I don't know I must confess.

BEAR
Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Parmy · 13-08-2016, 07:49 PM

Can you change it to,"oh, BOOM de doo"

Funny and apt though kirkie sir...

Jan S · 13-08-2016, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

King of The Rumble' - Stephen 'HullaBalloo' Bear Featuring Lewis Bloor.

BEAR
Now I'm the King to the Mingers
Oh, the Rumble VIP
All in the house, think I'm a louse
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, not a child,
Before I wind up in jail.
But I ain't a clue what I have to do
To end up like James Whale.

Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Gee, now my pal Lewis
Will help me if ya can?
I need to know how to win this show
So will ya help me be Decent and a MAN?

BLOOR
But Bear, I haven't a scooby, bro,
Believe me 'cos it's true.
How to be decent, I really don't know
'Cos I'm just a yob like you.

I heard of things called Manners
Consideration and Selflessness
But don't ask me where you buy them from
'Cos I don't know I must confess.

BEAR
Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

bloody brilliant!

Rustic bauble · 13-08-2016, 07:52 PM

Kirk....what can I say..brilliant..

Denver · 13-08-2016, 07:54 PM

should have kept it for xmasvision

sampvt · 13-08-2016, 08:03 PM

It ain't far from donny mate. I'd hide up now. Lol.

Santa's NaughtiNess · 13-08-2016, 08:07 PM

Nothing stops me from supporting my favourites, you know that. Nce try, but last night he was top two in the votes. He has more that two fans, otherwise he would have been at the bottom.

jaxie · 13-08-2016, 08:10 PM

Not sure James Whale is an icon for others to look up to.

Parmy · 13-08-2016, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sampvt

It ain't far from donny mate. I'd hide up now. Lol.

Not kirk strangled in the local with the winners sash!

Santa's NaughtiNess · 13-08-2016, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaxie

Not sure James Whale is an icon for others to look up to.

He's a bore.

Amy Jade · 13-08-2016, 08:14 PM

I fully expect this to in the hymn book at Midnight Mass this coming Christmas Eve

Amy Jade · 13-08-2016, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanessa

He's a bore.

He's much more interesting than Bear imo

Kazanne · 13-08-2016, 08:24 PM

There is NO way James whale is boring,he is a very intelligent and erudite person,Bear could only wish he was fit enough to shine James's boots,he might be boring on this program but only because the monkey is performing his tricks and the monkey must have his playtime.

Parmy · 13-08-2016, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanessa

He's a bore.

**** sake vanessa, you just said you were loving him,bear and the D with their new found banter sessions.

Santa's NaughtiNess · 13-08-2016, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by parmnion

**** sake vanessa, you just said you were loving him,bear and the D with their new found banter sessions.

He's a nice guy, but he needs to do more. He was even nodding off on eviction night

Parmy · 13-08-2016, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanessa

He's a nice guy, but he needs to do more. He was even nodding off on eviction night

Kazanne · 13-08-2016, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanessa

He's a nice guy, but he needs to do more. He was even nodding off on eviction night

Probably listening to that droning voice of Bears

Santa's NaughtiNess · 13-08-2016, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kazanne

Probably listening to that droning voice of Bears

Maybe the younger ones are keeping him awake. They can get a bit loud

Rustic bauble · 13-08-2016, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kazanne

There is NO way James whale is boring,he is a very intelligent and erudite person,Bear could only wish he was fit enough to shine James's boots,he might be boring on this program but only because the monkey is performing his tricks and the monkey must have his playtime.

Kaz....the word 'erudite' might be wasted on Bear lovers

But as always you are right in what you say

Santa's NaughtiNess · 13-08-2016, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rusticgal

Kaz....the word 'erudite' might be wasted on Bear lovers

But as always you are right in what you say

Keep trying

susie q · 13-08-2016, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

King of The Rumble' - Stephen 'HullaBalloo' Bear Featuring Lewis Bloor.

BEAR
Now I'm the King to the Mingers
Oh, the Rumble VIP
All in the house, think I'm a louse
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, not a child,
Before I wind up in jail.
But I ain't a clue what I have to do
To end up like James Whale.

Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Gee, now my pal Lewis
Will help me if ya can?
I need to know how to win this show
So will ya help me be Decent and a MAN?

BLOOR
But Bear, I haven't a scooby, bro,
Believe me 'cos it's true.
How to be decent, I really don't know
'Cos I'm just a yob like you.

I heard of things called Manners
Consideration and Selflessness
But don't ask me where you buy them from
'Cos I don't know I must confess.

BEAR
Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Nice one

Santa's NaughtiNess · 13-08-2016, 08:53 PM

This just makes me support Bear more. It happened with Jason as well. The more people put him down, the more his support grew

Santa's NaughtiNess · 13-08-2016, 08:54 PM

Also, baiting forum members is not allowed in here

Amy Jade · 13-08-2016, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kazanne

There is NO way James whale is boring,he is a very intelligent and erudite person,Bear could only wish he was fit enough to shine James's boots,he might be boring on this program but only because the monkey is performing his tricks and the monkey must have his playtime.

100% agree

Sadly the producers have focused on Bear the Bore. James gets little screen time but when he does he shones much brighter than the whole rat pack together

Peppermint · 13-08-2016, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

He's much more interesting than Bear imo

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