[Headie]

I say "I'm not bein funny" SO much now, it's not even funny. "You better know yourself" if another one I use

I say "**** off NADIA" alot too if I'm watching something on tv that pisses me off or if I drop something that becomes an inconvenience

[Braden]

I'm basically Julie Goodyear.

[Dogeatdog]

I call people “twisty gits” when they have a pop at me sometimes and I like using “ghastly” and “standard procedure”.

Being from SE London though Maxwell and Victor quotes are heard relatively often “fook about”, “Happy days”, “Init”, “D’ya know what I’m sayin” etc. I try my hardest not to use the Maxwell ones

[Greg!]

‘My lord, I’m in shock!’ In a south London accent

[Greg!]

I’ve picked up loads of Nikki’s mannerisms as well nn. AAAH and also me and my pal also say ‘get some bloody class ya WEIRDO man!’ all the time

[Kate!]

At the end of the day. Saskia.

[Calderyon]

Don't use any.

[Epic.]

"You lot" - sometimes if I'm addressing a large group of people
"Oh tell me about it! Tell-Me-About-It!" - an inside joke between me and an in-law who distinctly remembers Charley where we say it if one of us is being hypocritical to the other
"I DO IT IN A JOKING WAAAAY!" - the same in-law if one of us goes too far with a joke
"SHUT UP SINGING SHITE - if a friend of mine who knows the context of the line is singing or if I hear some music I don't like alongside a friend who's aware of it.
"Pissant wanker" - as an insult prepared
"Fucking CRACKERS!" - if i'm describing someone who's over the top
"You don't LOVE me, YOU-DON'T-KNOW-ME, and you probably never will!" - to use on a fake person
"You know what? I'm so happy I didn't have to raise my voice to you, you look PATHETIC" - to use during an argument
"Oh SHUT UP you fucking WENCH! Let me speak! " to use on someone talking over me.
"You'd make a WONDERFUL town crier!" same inside joke with in-law if one of us is preaching too much
"Whatever minger" is nostalgic

That's all i've got so far

[Shaun]

Pretty much 75% of my conversations with Lucas or Jake are quotes by Jade Goody, Julie Goodyear, Gemma Collins and Kim Woodburn.

"Nah, I don't wanna play any more games. I'm ****in' gamed out." / "Get that fire exit door, I'm off" / "THEY DON'T GET IT DARREN, I'M COSTROPHOBIC" are the reliable 3 though.

I am sure if I lived alone I would hoover in an apron whilst camply squealing "DUSTY DEREK'S GOT HIS PINNY ON", though.

[MB.]

Quite partial to a "Squeaky's in cat heaven" now and again if I do say so myself

[caprimint]

Dear ****ing god

[Wizard.]

“Everyone loves a bit of posh at the end of the day” every time I go in M&S

[Rufus]

"Oh shut up don't be so stupid" is one I use quite a lot now if someone is chatting sh*t

[Jigs]

I DO IT IN A JOKING WAYYYYYYYYY

smell my bref smell my bref i'm pissed x

SHE'S DEHNGEROUS

Nah. Get that fire exit door. I'm out!