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Piss orf.
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I'm very sad to say polly is no more, but hey ho, it's another weight of my shoulders.
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Sod orf
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Aww So how old was your overfed fat parrot ? Did you have him/her very long Alf.
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Piss orf.
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It wasn't over fed..
It was over feathered. |
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Piss orf.
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And she was 13..and I'm not alf.
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The voice of reason
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Maybe wait a few beaks and get a new one?
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Piss orf.
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Piss orf.
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Piss orf.
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Sod orf
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Piss orf.
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Sod orf
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I didn't want to assume gender, that can get you in a lot of trouble with the angry mob, these day.
"It" covers all bases. Last edited by Alf; 12-02-2021 at 06:56 PM. |
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Piss orf.
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Her name was polly, alf, and yes she did actually.
She also strutted about with a long slender cigarette, in a long black sleek looking cigarette holder never to far from her gnarly beak. I wanted to dye her wings black for the fur coat look but I resisted the temptation. |
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This Witch doesn't burn
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