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			 Piss orf. 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			I've kept mine open doing all things mentioned so far.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			 I occasionally walk around our house at night in complete darkness if I go downstairs for a drink or to check on the dawg .. It’s amazing how your brain and muscle memory kicks in . Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro  | 
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			 The voice of reason 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			I walk along in the supermarket with my eyes closed pushing a trolley. I hit a bollard in non-perishables and nearly took out a bollock.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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 I hope you didnt leave the checking on the dog to long, bare feet and dog poo dont mix well. Which I have done half way down the stairs in an old shepherds house whilst fetching a drink in the dark...or maybe I was going up the stairs after drinking in he dark..cant remember..but I know I had border collie **** oozing in between my bare toes.  
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			Going down on my GF  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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