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Old 12-02-2021, 02:05 PM #1
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Default My little fat pet parrot died today.

I'm very sad to say polly is no more, but hey ho, it's another weight of my shoulders.
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Aww So how old was your overfed fat parrot ? Did you have him/her very long Alf.
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It wasn't over fed..

It was over feathered.
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And she was 13..and I'm not alf.
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Maybe wait a few beaks and get a new one?
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Oh sorry Parmy i didn't mean to upset you ~ i love birds , what was she a grey?

I am also really very sorry you've lost her .
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Oh sorry Parmy i didn't mean to upset you ~ i love birds , what was she a grey?

I am also really very sorry you've lost her .

I'm fine, just miss the smell tbh.
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Wore perfume, did it?
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Her name was polly, alf, and yes she did actually.

She also strutted about with a long slender cigarette, in a long black sleek looking cigarette holder never to far from her gnarly beak.

I wanted to dye her wings black for the fur coat look but I resisted the temptation.
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