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Old 10-04-2012, 10:25 AM #1
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Website PaleIsTheNewTan.com has dedicated its pages to lampooning the culture of sun worshipers and sun block abusers across the globe. And the results of their efforts may frighten you.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1rdE9qIqt
Basically a website of terrible (real and) fake tans.

http://www.paleisthenewtan.com/

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Simply amazing; some people think they actually look good with a giantic orange face
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That guy in the pink shirt is taking the piss surely!
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My favourites are the douches' in the 8th picture, so bad. haha
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The last one looks horribly sore.
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The last one is what I would refer to as a "Scottish tan"
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..an interesting study of future skin cancer an dirty bed sheets
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I think a nice "glow" can make you look a lot better, not a fan of the orange look though
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Going to send this whole website to anyone on Facebook who ******ing dares take the piss out of my tan.
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Oh.. you have a tan?
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Aye, I can't see it though - but everyone else can
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Getting a nice burn can save you money though, as in the need to buy a vest (6th photo).

Great look. Best achieved with chip fat or oil, in the garden, on a bank holiday.
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My friend has started her own Organic spray tan business and whilst trying to promote it one girl she spoke to said that she preferred the orange look. We were were amused, she clearly was orange, but the fact that she liked looking like a cross between a satsuma and an oompa-loompa.
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My friend has started her own Organic spray tan business and whilst trying to promote it one girl she spoke to said that she preferred the orange look. We were were amused, she clearly was orange, but the fact that she liked looking like a cross between a satsuma and an oompa-loompa.
lmao, I always assumed these people just didn't realise they were orange
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I just don't think it looks at all good. It looks silly
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i hate sunbeds! fell out with a good friend over them.... She was addicted and I was terrified for her, she couldn't see the dangers.Like these guys she thought it made her look healthier and more attractive.
I have only used a sunbed once. But I do ambre solaire sometimes
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