[Shaun]

You may notice a certain little correlation with the film "Mean Girls" here. But the trick is I've turned it into a TiBB dramedy. FOR LOLS. If you feature, it's meant lightheartedly and not as an attack of you. There'll be a lot of you that feature

"This is your lunch, Okay? I've put an AsdaWalmart Lunch box
in your bag as Bloated Tesco is Bad for you." Arista reassured his little girl.

"Don't talk to the boys...........They are full of ****! Liberal wingers!" bananarama was particularly worried about Gary's first day at TiBB High.

MrGaryy was born in Ireland to two diehard debate enthusiasts. Her childhood consisted of public forums, feminist meetings and trips to AsdaWalmart.

[flashback;
bananarama: shut up with your conservative babbles.........arista
Arista: No, Honey. This is why some Women should not have Kids.
The couple glare at each other over the debating table before lunging forward and making out in front of a bewildered MrGaryy]

MrGaryy turned around and looked at TiBB High - it looked like every other online forum. Buses of trolls and fakes drove to and fro, and the front doors flowed members. Waving goodbye to her parents, she stepped into the building and was immediately nearly hit by a flying lock.
"24 HOUR BAN!" yelled James at an angry-looking cupid_stunt.

She walked into her designated classroom and to her horror it was already full - she was nearly late. There were two seats left - she went to sit in one of them.
"Don't sit there. He farts a lot." an Irish-sounding girl assured her, gesturing towards Smithy. Smithy smiled unawares and let a silent one go.

Gary stepped back and walked straight into the path of Mrs. Lili, knocking her latté out of her hands and staining her blouse. The class gasped and there were some shocked laughs.
"Oh my God, I'm so sorry!" Gary was beyond embarrassed.
"It's okay, really..." Mrs Lili began to take off her stained sweater and it got stuck to her shirt.

"Mrs. Lili...it's good to see you again" interrupted a very suave Principal Nate.
"My sweater's stuck to my shirt, isn't it?" Mrs. Lili sighed. "****S SAKE".
Lili quickly adjusted herself to save her modesty, as Nate addressed the class.

"Welcome back, 6L. Today we have a new student joining us, she's from Ireland. MsGaryy..."
"It's MrGaryy" Gary corrected him.
"MrGaryy. Well, welcome to TiBB High." another ban went flying past outside in the hallway.
"THREAD CLOSED!" cried VickyJ.

MrGaryy took the seat next to the Irish girl and minded her own business.
"See, this is the colour font I want" cooed a large effeminate man behind her to the Irish girl.
"This is Dezzy - he's almost too nerdy to function" the Irish girl rolled her eyes, and Gary laughed.

"Hey, Jen, nice wig, where did you get it?" Annie intruded, firing an insult.
"Your aborted baby's hair." Jen coolly retorted. "I'm Jen".
"Gary", Gary smiled and introduced herself to the duo. "Hey, erm, I have troll-ed first period" - she handed Jen her timetable - "where is it?"
"Oh, that's in the back building..." Jen smiled to Dezzy.
"Yeah, the back building. We'll take you there." He passed her timetable back.

For her first day, it seemed to be going swimmingly, Gary reflected.