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Shaun · 02-06-2010, 01:40 AM

You may notice a certain little correlation with the film "Mean Girls" here. But the trick is I've turned it into a TiBB dramedy. FOR LOLS. If you feature, it's meant lightheartedly and not as an attack of you. There'll be a lot of you that feature

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"This is your lunch, Okay? I've put an AsdaWalmart Lunch box
in your bag as Bloated Tesco is Bad for you." Arista reassured his little girl.

"Don't talk to the boys...........They are full of ****! Liberal wingers!" bananarama was particularly worried about Gary's first day at TiBB High.

MrGaryy was born in Ireland to two diehard debate enthusiasts. Her childhood consisted of public forums, feminist meetings and trips to AsdaWalmart.

[flashback;
bananarama: shut up with your conservative babbles.........arista
Arista: No, Honey. This is why some Women should not have Kids.
The couple glare at each other over the debating table before lunging forward and making out in front of a bewildered MrGaryy]

MrGaryy turned around and looked at TiBB High - it looked like every other online forum. Buses of trolls and fakes drove to and fro, and the front doors flowed members. Waving goodbye to her parents, she stepped into the building and was immediately nearly hit by a flying lock.
"24 HOUR BAN!" yelled James at an angry-looking cupid_stunt.

She walked into her designated classroom and to her horror it was already full - she was nearly late. There were two seats left - she went to sit in one of them.
"Don't sit there. He farts a lot." an Irish-sounding girl assured her, gesturing towards Smithy. Smithy smiled unawares and let a silent one go.

Gary stepped back and walked straight into the path of Mrs. Lili, knocking her latté out of her hands and staining her blouse. The class gasped and there were some shocked laughs.
"Oh my God, I'm so sorry!" Gary was beyond embarrassed.
"It's okay, really..." Mrs Lili began to take off her stained sweater and it got stuck to her shirt.

"Mrs. Lili...it's good to see you again" interrupted a very suave Principal Nate.
"My sweater's stuck to my shirt, isn't it?" Mrs. Lili sighed. "****S SAKE".
Lili quickly adjusted herself to save her modesty, as Nate addressed the class.

"Welcome back, 6L. Today we have a new student joining us, she's from Ireland. MsGaryy..."
"It's MrGaryy" Gary corrected him.
"MrGaryy. Well, welcome to TiBB High." another ban went flying past outside in the hallway.
"THREAD CLOSED!" cried VickyJ.

MrGaryy took the seat next to the Irish girl and minded her own business.
"See, this is the colour font I want" cooed a large effeminate man behind her to the Irish girl.
"This is Dezzy - he's almost too nerdy to function" the Irish girl rolled her eyes, and Gary laughed.

"Hey, Jen, nice wig, where did you get it?" Annie intruded, firing an insult.
"Your aborted baby's hair." Jen coolly retorted. "I'm Jen".
"Gary", Gary smiled and introduced herself to the duo. "Hey, erm, I have troll-ed first period" - she handed Jen her timetable - "where is it?"
"Oh, that's in the back building..." Jen smiled to Dezzy.
"Yeah, the back building. We'll take you there." He passed her timetable back.

For her first day, it seemed to be going swimmingly, Gary reflected.

Twilight · 02-06-2010, 01:42 AM

LOL, i like.

Smithy · 02-06-2010, 01:43 AM

Z · 02-06-2010, 01:46 AM

What an inspired MSN conversation that was. Can't wait for more!!

Jack_ · 02-06-2010, 01:53 AM

Priceless.

Tom4784 · 02-06-2010, 02:10 AM

Lmao! I can't wait for more.

Vicky. · 02-06-2010, 02:11 AM

Benjamin · 02-06-2010, 06:11 AM

Lol, this made me chuckle. You always seem to right stuff that makes me laugh.

CaraRawr · 02-06-2010, 06:14 AM

Brilliant! xD

Mrluvaluva · 02-06-2010, 04:15 PM

Will we be treated to another episode?

Braden · 02-06-2010, 04:24 PM

Whose Mrs.Elle?

Shaun · 02-06-2010, 04:24 PM

Of course

I do finish SOME creative writing lmao.

Shaun · 02-06-2010, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Braden

Whose Mrs.Elle?

Mrs Lili, sorry, got confused

Braden · 02-06-2010, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaun

Mrs Lili, sorry, got confused

Oh

This is really good Shaun

Shaun · 02-06-2010, 04:38 PM

Here's the first part, folks

Meet the plastics

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The school bell rang and Gary left with her newfound friends for "Troll Education". She walked with them past countless corridors and classrooms and soon began to wonder just how big the TiBB complex was. In this epic journey she saw Enid stealing setanta's dinner money, and cute boys like *mazedsalv** and InOne jog past in revealing gym clothes.
"Watch out please! New meat coming through!" Dean cried, as he shoved a debating ange7 and NettoSuperstar out of the way.
Soon they were outside. Gary highly doubted that there would be a lesson here, and so piped up.
"Where is the back building?" she casually dropped.
"It burned down in 1970, when TiBB started." Dezzy drolely replied.
Gary had no idea what she would miss on her first lesson of TiBB High, but figured that she was not in a position to pass up on an opportunity to make friends.

[flashback: Troll Education;
"Don't talk to trolls. Or you will get pregnant. And die." an authoritative Patrick barked at his class, "just promise me you won't talk to biglover, okay? Now everybody take some IPchecks."]

"Why don't you just get homeschooled, MsGaryy?" Jen asked.
"They want me to fit in...and it's MrGaryy" Gary corrected her.
"Yeah, I'mma call you MsGaryy." Jen smiled.
"For the love of Final Fantasy, would you look at MarkWaldorf's gym clothes?" Dezzy gasped in awe, and Gary turned her head to a vast entourage of jocks and pretty girls walking out onto the sports field.
["Angel With A Dirty Face" by Twilight Twitty plays]
"Who are those people?" Gary trailed.
"The one with the dark hair is Mark Waldorf - she's totally rich because her dad invented .GIFs or something. She knows everything about everyone on TiBB high." Jen coolly informed Gary.
"That's why her post count is so big...it's full of secrets." Dean purred.
"The welsh girl with the big tits is Ross. She is the dumbest girl you will ever meet." Jen laughed.
"She sits next to me in 'Meet the Members Poses', and one time," Dean struggled not to laugh, "she asked me how to spell 'pout'."
The group laughed, as they witnessed one girl being carried out onto the field by a troupe of jocks.
"And evil takes a human form in Hugo George. Don't be fooled; she may look like your typical evil scheming slut-faced bitch, but she's so much worse." Jen narrated with genuine scathing.
Gary looked back over at the three girls - they all seemed so...beautiful. MarkWaldorf chatted idly on her iPhone as Hugo flirted with one particular jock and Ross fell over a football.
"She's the queen bee. The other two are just her minions..." Dezzy trailed, as Jen rolled her eyes. They got up to go to the toilets.

[Flashback;
Callum: Hugo George is flawless.
SiaSiaSia: One time she saw Chad Michael Murray on an aeroplane and he told her she was cute.
Princess: She has two Britney Spears sets and a silver Lexus.
CaraRawr: I hear her hair's insured for £40,000.
Stu: I hear she does Digital Spy commercials...in Japan.
Raph: Her favourite movie is Stepmom.
Jonathan: One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.]

In the girls toilets now, bizarrely with Dezzy, the trio stood washing their hands.
"She's fabulous, but she's evil." Dean said in near-admiration.
"Hey! You're not allowed in here!" Matt suddenly interrupted, reminding Dezzy of his gender.
"Oh my God, BBSpy, I love your work!" Dean began and Matt ran off from his Big Brother-related past.
"She always wins TiBB Fiercest Member." Dean continued.
"Who cares?" Jen sighed.
"I do. Because in case you haven't noticed, Fiercest Member always sits on the TiBB council, which," he turned to Gary, "I am head of. I would say I care." he smiled.
"Wow, Dezzy, you've truly outgayed yourself." Jen smirked, and Gary laughed.

[to be continued...]