[Alf]

So this year is the first time I'm doing Christmas alone. On Christmas eve my mate is coming around for a few bevy's until about 10:30 then I'm going to the church at the top of my street for midnight Mass.

It's the first time I'd have ever been to midnight mass. I plan on filling my hip flask full of whisky and going to sit at the back of the church and getting pissed while I listen and sing along to Christmas carols. The church is only a two minute walk from my house, so it's perfect.