[Cherie]

She caught me on the hop, I had just got out of my car and was poking around in my bag to check I had my phone, when up she came, saying, I am not looking for money but I am homeless so could you buy me a cold drink and a sandwich, tbf it was boiling so I said okay but as I checked her over she was clearly a druggie, a nice one though who called me Miss I followed her to the corner shop so I said pick what you want, and she said 'anything' and I said 'within reason' anyway she picks up two cans of that Monster drink and I said hold up I am buying you one, so she says there are two of us and my friend is pregnant, so I says she should not be drinking that, so she got a milkshake instead, then she picked up a cake and cream I went I think you have enough now, the Indian man behind the counter was smiling at me in a knowing way and rolling his eyes, think she is probably a regular and I was not the first mug, anyway 7 quid she cost me with her cake and her cream and her Monster drink She told me her pregnant friend would pour the cream on the cake and eat it like that.... anyway I hope she enjoyed her cake.