[Patrick]

Right, Today in English class a series of events all happened at once which made me look like a horny bastard.

Firstly, I took out my phone and was texting someone and a few girls seen my background.
My Blackberry Theme is Tila Tequila And they were all like 'umg you pervert!' and kind of made a big deal out of it.


Then, Me and my mate were looking at pictures of models on the computer at the back a few minutes later of like Models and stuff, obviously a few girls were like 'umfg your gross' again.

Suddenly it went quiet, You ever get that? When it goes dead quiet and you're the last person talking? God.
Anyway, It volume dropped and all you could hear was me talking to my mate and I go 'Have you seen Tori Black in that new threesome? Mate seriously'

And everyone kind of stared.

A Few minutes later back at my seat, This girl was like 'Patrick you missed Zoe [her sister] picking me up yesterday ' and I was like 'FFS!' because she knew I liked her sister and we were joking about and then other girls heard and started making a deal out of it

And it wasn't long after that, that some girl made up some bollocks that I asked her out She's like Ginger, I'd rather have my foreskin ripped off my a fish than go out with a ginger.





And before I knew it, the whole class were like bitching and shouting over eachother about how I'm a pervert and sh*t like that

I could take it on the chin really, but then the ******ing teacher who was a girl was like 'Patrick, You don't want girls thinking you're.. well.. into all of them.. if you know what I mean?'

And I was like 'WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!' and just facepalmed.

But the worst part was, if I was a girl and I was going on about Justin Bieber's sex tape, or JLS's new photoshoots or something like that, it'd be fine.

No one would say a thing.

You wouldn't be called 'A Pervert' and all this bollocks for liking the opposite sex.

Where as when you're a bloke, it's made a big deal out of.


Does anyone else agree?


Girls
Ohmygod The Jonas Brothers were so cute the other night on the Disney Channel and did anyone see Justin Bieber's new haircut? Yummy lulz x

Response
So true! hehe I lurved it so much and Zac Efron was so qt too, right? he wurked that stage.


Boys
Bruv, did anyone else watch that Porn video of Sophia Knight? Not much but pretty decent give it ago. So what about that chick of The Real Hustle? ****** she'd get it.

Response
OMG! You're so ******ing gross, ew. You should just die you little bitch I can't believed you said that. Piss off you perverted little runt. Eeek!





The funny thing was, some of the guys in the class were actually agreeing with the girls, some of them at least.

Shows abit more about their sexuality if they're complaining about models, if you ask me.

Anyway, I can't wait to leave school though seriously.
People seem to be cooler about this stuff outside school