[Patrick]

Right, Today in English class a series of events all happened at once which made me look like a horny bastard.

Firstly, I took out my phone and was texting someone and a few girls seen my background.
My Blackberry Theme is Tila Tequila And they were all like 'umg you pervert!' and kind of made a big deal out of it.


Then, Me and my mate were looking at pictures of models on the computer at the back a few minutes later of like Models and stuff, obviously a few girls were like 'umfg your gross' again.

Suddenly it went quiet, You ever get that? When it goes dead quiet and you're the last person talking? God.
Anyway, It volume dropped and all you could hear was me talking to my mate and I go 'Have you seen Tori Black in that new threesome? Mate seriously'

And everyone kind of stared.

A Few minutes later back at my seat, This girl was like 'Patrick you missed Zoe [her sister] picking me up yesterday ' and I was like 'FFS!' because she knew I liked her sister and we were joking about and then other girls heard and started making a deal out of it

And it wasn't long after that, that some girl made up some bollocks that I asked her out She's like Ginger, I'd rather have my foreskin ripped off my a fish than go out with a ginger.





And before I knew it, the whole class were like bitching and shouting over eachother about how I'm a pervert and sh*t like that

I could take it on the chin really, but then the ******ing teacher who was a girl was like 'Patrick, You don't want girls thinking you're.. well.. into all of them.. if you know what I mean?'

And I was like 'WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!' and just facepalmed.

But the worst part was, if I was a girl and I was going on about Justin Bieber's sex tape, or JLS's new photoshoots or something like that, it'd be fine.

No one would say a thing.

You wouldn't be called 'A Pervert' and all this bollocks for liking the opposite sex.

Where as when you're a bloke, it's made a big deal out of.


Does anyone else agree?


Girls
Ohmygod The Jonas Brothers were so cute the other night on the Disney Channel and did anyone see Justin Bieber's new haircut? Yummy lulz x

Response
So true! hehe I lurved it so much and Zac Efron was so qt too, right? he wurked that stage.


Boys
Bruv, did anyone else watch that Porn video of Sophia Knight? Not much but pretty decent give it ago. So what about that chick of The Real Hustle? ****** she'd get it.

Response
OMG! You're so ******ing gross, ew. You should just die you little bitch I can't believed you said that. Piss off you perverted little runt. Eeek!





The funny thing was, some of the guys in the class were actually agreeing with the girls, some of them at least.

Shows abit more about their sexuality if they're complaining about models, if you ask me.

Anyway, I can't wait to leave school though seriously.
People seem to be cooler about this stuff outside school

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Girls
Ohmygod The Jonas Brothers were so cute the other night on the Disney Channel and did anyone see Justin Bieber's new haircut? Yummy lulz x

Response
So true! hehe I lurved it so much and Zac Efron was so qt too, right? he wurked that stage.


Boys
Bruv, did anyone else watch that Porn video of Sophia Knight? Not much but pretty decent give it ago. So what about that chick of The Real Hustle? ****** she'd get it.

Response
OMG! You're so ******ing gross, ew. You should just die you little bitch I can't believed you said that. Piss off you perverted little runt. Eeek!

LOL. Thats the same eh?

[MTVN]

Bit of a difference between saying the Jonas Brothers are cute and going on about some porn video though

Moral of the story is that girls arent interested in what porn boys watch

[Smithy]

You write to much -____-

[lostalex]

So stop being a perv.

Problem solved.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Smithy

You write to much -____-

And? Would you rather the forum be dead.

Originally Posted by MTVN

Bit of a difference between saying the Jonas Brothers are cute and going on about some porn video though

Moral of the story is that girls arent interested in what porn boys watch

Yeah true, well if they don't want to listen to it, they should ****** up and keep out of it, instead of butting in with their little high pitched voices and girly screams.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by lostalex

So stop being a perv.

Problem solved.

Get out off my thread.

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Get out off my thread.

If you want to have a private conversation, send a private message.

If you want to talk to ME, then keep posting in Public.

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Patrick

And? Would you rather the forum be dead.

No, I'd rather you cut all the crap out of it

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by Smithy

No, I'd rather you cut all the crap out of it

i like that idea, but it doesn't seem very practical.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Smithy

No, I'd rather you cut all the crap out of it

If you don't like my threads Smithy, then shut the ****** up and stay out off them and go post GaGa GIFs or something in The Loft.

Originally Posted by lostalex

If you want to have a private conversation, send a private message.

If you want to talk to ME, then keep posting in Public.

I don't want to talk to you at all? That's why I told you to get out.

[Iceman]

Free thread free opinion, or would you rather the forum be dead.

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Smithy

No, I'd rather you cut all the crap out of it

Is there really any need?

You clicked the thread...

Its not like its just another random gif or something :/

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Iceman

Free thread free opinion, or would you rather the forum be dead.

Thank you Iceman.

I hope more members come on later actually, want to hear what more people think about what I was posting, how men get treated differently to girls when it comes to this and stuff.

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Thank you Iceman.

I hope more members come on later actually, want to hear what more people think about what I was posting, how men get treated differently to girls when it comes to this and stuff.

soooo patronizing.

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Patrick

If you don't like my threads Smithy, then shut the ****** up and stay out off them and go post GaGa GIFs or something in The Loft.

It's the crib, and no, i won't **** I can say what I want wherever the ****** I want

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Is there really any need?

Just being honest

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by Smithy

It's the crib, and no, i won't **** I can say what I want wherever the ****** I want


Just being honest

Rock on with yur badass self.

Smithy speaks the truth.

[Jessica.]

Smithy and lostalex sitting in a tree..

[Smithy]

Kicking Jessica in the knee

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

Smithy and lostalex sitting in a tree..

Poor Caitlin

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

Smithy and lostalex sitting in a tree..

f-u-c-k-i....

[Stu]

To be fair you would probably get twice more interesting, valid thread responses if you managed to condense your point down to one paragraph instead of trying to impress with Patrick's School Diarys : Vol. XIX.

I hope this sounds constructive rather than insulting because I think it's an interesting point you are making but even I'm not going to read all of that. Apparently I am busy.

[lostalex]

smithy told me about this amazing free vid site, and then we got off on cam together. It was hot.

[Iceman]

Originally Posted by Stu

To be fair you would probably get twice more interesting, valid thread responses if you managed to condense your point down to one paragraph instead of trying to impress with Patrick's School Diarys : Vol. XIX.

I hope this sounds constructive rather than insulting because I think it's an interesting point you are making but even I'm not going to read all of that. Apparently I am busy.

[arista]

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