[Stu]

The four suspects are :



1 - Paul McCartney



The one who wrote most of the best songs of the 20th Century with John Lennon. Still a bit of a prick. Still great live. Don't eat meat etc. Arguably the 'main one' and creative consistency of the group.



2 - John Lennon



The one who wrote most of the best songs of the 20th Century with Paul McCartney. Liked to smack his bitch up when he was a nasty alcoholic so he was a massive prick sometimes. Shot by Mark Chapman - Catcher In The Rye salesman. Arguably had the strongest solo stuff. Yoko still loves him long time.



3 - George Harrison



The cool one. Flirted around the cosmos in his peace bubble completely at ease with the creative turmoil that went on around him. Kept true to the Hare Krishna stuff until his death. Wrote Here Comes The Sun and a bunch of other great ones, including a pretty decent solo career. The unsung hero of the group.



4- Ringo Starr



Look everyone, Ringo wrote a song ... let's stick it on the fridge!

Voiced Thomas the Tank Engine. Now entering regional George Michaels lookalike competitions.



Discuss.