[Tom4784]

THE RULES

1. No gangster films
2. No Football Hooligan films, anything that even vaguely reminds me of Danny Dyer is beneath me.
3. M.Night Shyamalan is the devil and I refuse to acknowledge his existence.
4. No Rom Coms that involve Matthew McConaughey or Gerard Butler.
5. Nothing that stars Jennifer Aniston is worth watching.
6. Recommending anything that has the tagline 'From the makers of Scary Movie' will earn you my deepest scorn.
7. No crappy Torture Porn films like Saw or shock flicks like The Human Centipede or A Serbian Film, viewing Tibb is often enough horror for one day.