[Kyle]

Pick the worst if you please. Poll coming. Was supposed to be worst 3 but oh well.

1)Publicly messaging something to someone that could have easily been privately messaged. I.e it involves no other purpose than to show off.

E.g "can't believe what you and me got up to last night Tracey"


2)Sharing photo's that attempt to blackmail you into re-posting

E.g. "Cancer is a horrible thing, my mate Tracey died of breast cancer. Share this post unless you want cancer to keep on killing."


3)Pretending you're drunk by switching a few letters around in your sentences.

E.g "oh man am so wvsted"

4)Deliberately fishing for compliments by posting open ended statements that rely on extra comments to flesh out

E.g Tracey Smithson is feeling proud "Can't believe how much I've changed"

5)Deliberately venting about an incident that happened to you very recently as if you are venting to the person in question (but you won't cos you don't dare)

E.g "ah what a ****. Why cut me up ya twat"

6)Deliberately posting vague timeline status's in order to make people respond to find out what happened

E.g "OMG can't believe what happened, worst day of my life, omg."

7)Look at my baby

E.g "Awwwww look at ma wee man, I know I posted a picture of him like two minutes ago but I wanted you all to see this, yes all you people half of which I don't even know.

8)Relationship grievances

E.g "can't believe he'd do this to me, (5 paragraphs of spilling the beans) I deserve so much better"

9)The dreaded un tag me I'm ugly. Because why send them a message privately when you can air it to everybody for them to give you compliments.

E.g "ugh I'm horrible in this photo, un tag me please"

10)Like my post

E.g "rate me, like for looks"

11)Txt spk

E.g "wot man u cumin art ton8 or wot?"