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A thread to gather Marc's deluded bs and hypocrisy, feel free to add

- I haven't come here to make friends
Reality: Was very upset upon return with Cristian, surely Marc would not give a s***e about Cristian if he didn't feel friendship

- I don't care what you think of me
Reality: was very upset when he heared Sam, Jack, Cristian slate him when in bunker. He was desperate to listen to the hms in the bunker, getting annoyed with Brian and Nicki's interruptions

-I don't care about winning
Reality: As soon as Emma informed him the voters loved him, the cheers and Helen telling him he's loved he has enthusiastically seen victory as an inevitable coronation. "No, Jack, I won" says it all

- I am all about the banter
Reality: Lost his sh*** when Cristian said "at least I'm natural, juice up, bro". Can't handle Irish #bantz as I mentioned elsewhere

- I hate brown nosing and ar$e licking
Reality: Marc has taken out a mortgage up Helen's rectal passage.