[Gusto Brunt]

Sorry about this. Need to get it off me chest.

So I went to Morrisons tonight to get 6 packets of cheese muffins for £3. They're 50p each and I stick 'em in the freezer.

So I went up there to the store and the muffins shelves were all bare. So I said to the assistant, 'where's the muffins?' And he said, 'sold out'.

I said, "sold out?????? You're Morrisons, not the local corner shop.'

He said 'we're getting some more in the morning.'

I said, "well I expect you would!" I was flabbergasted.

He said, 'it's January 3rd you know...'

I said, "BIG DEAL."